How guys DM girls on Instagram

[@Cherdleys]

Comment ur insta below so I can slide in....

[@fruggle]

@fitralah

[@gwenholbrook]

Cherdleys @gwenndowinn fckn get all up in thur

[@dylantolo]

@dylan.tolo

[@CommanderCodyChipless]

@hypotheticallytheinternetsucks

[@tessamarkham111]

@t.art222 🥺

[@RyanTheLeader]

She is the most beautiful specimen I have laid eyes upon and will defend her at all costs.

[@borvesl]

I feel like you naturally have the simp look

[@kustikingissepp4300]

go to sleep, im your wifes new boyfriend

[@RuilinLinRyan]

U were the best here lol

[@JohnDoe-tf4un]

Hey I complimented her first!! Back off😎😎

[@wilberforce95]

simp

[@vjgodlybang]

Ryan is absolutely the best resident simp actor we have.

[@LegrochaTV]

Tim Evans 😬😬

[@alanrunner6397]

Idubzz?

[@Next-xm2dh]

I Hope His Wife's Boyfriend Doesn't Find Out That He's Texting Another Girl

[@daytonm6809]

runner lmaooooo

[@polong99]

Simp lord

[@iansebastian8623]

I like how the sociopathic entrepreneur uses IG on a desktop

[@aaronnikels5706]

For real tho, it’s the actual mark of a sociopath

[@amandamate9117]

underrated comment

[@ak-zm3ll]

@@findingnory get off the internet bruh

[@findingnory]

@@ak-zm3ll ignorance is bliss

[@ak-zm3ll]

@@findingnory he was obviously joking you nutjob

[@justinharris6865]

Ryan is good at acting like a simp. Almost too good...

[@lostinoc3528]

It's easy to be yourself

[@RyanTheLeader]

LostinOC stop

[@jaymeister26]

Don’t listen to them Ryan, you are the ULTIMATE gentleman

[@Sejikan]

Lets be real, nobody starts out with game. We all simp at one point or another

[@ChillBro.1]

@@Sejikan I can disagree, I think dudes count as a space case just as well.

[@WillMcCartneyAI]

I love how more and more people are getting added to the Cherdleys universe slowly

[@develer816]

ikr

[@matthew5200]

The multiverse....the most ambitious crossover in history

[@theguyintheback4714]

Does the dad thing really happen?

[@fourtwenty1813]

The CCU: Cherdleys cinematic universe

[@surgeonofdeath8280]

trevor wallace mvp

[@95bekirable]

"The Lackluster" Wow, this is the first time i see someone giving a perfect description of me.

[@lofiseeker1790]

Shit i mean if they dont reply there not into you so stop validating them

[@gizmodobaggins7040]

Peace & Quiet the lacklustre only sent hi

[@lofiseeker1790]

@@gizmodobaggins7040 hi gets replies if your hot or have a superior photo

[@gizmodobaggins7040]

Peace & Quiet yeah but a hi isn’t much validation, you want this guy to wait for girls to talk to him.

[@lofiseeker1790]

@@gizmodobaggins7040 if they dont reply there not into him

[@legendmilk349]

You forgot the guy who still doesn’t know what a DM is

[@Cherdleys]

tru tho

[@camerongeringer7724]

Y-Yea, that....that guy...because you know...I know what that is...p-poor looser lol

[@brycestewart4717]

Dick message?

[@SeanBolisVlogs]

Cherdleys haha this is great!

[@largocharles8729]

Im guilty

[@JQ888]

The entrepreneur and the dad’s friend seem realistic AF lol

[@lkurkiril1731]

The dad one is just fucked up

[@lkurkiril1731]

Doesnt even deserve a censor

[@lkurkiril1731]

D dad msging your sons friend

[@lkurkiril1731]

God this world is terrible

[@CaneSugarCane]

@Willie Trombone aren't you A DOOD???

[@Rufio_Cristiforus_Tucarus]

Dude, the "foreigner" sounded like he was speaking an older Germanic language that went extinct by the year 1500 instead of a language of an actual modern day nation. Lmao

[@macdeus2601]

I was wondering if it was Latin, but then I started thinking it kinda sounded like Anglo-Saxon 'Old English'.

[@leoaraujo8590]

It definitely sounds like a weird mixture of norrønt and old english

[@canneddinners6059]

It was Icelandic

[@josuecalderon8607]

-Has "money" -Doesn't have money Brilliant

[@_mayankr]

that's "munny" dawg

[@Lambullghini]

@@_mayankr my peipahhhhhhh man *THIS IS DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUG MANNY*

[@mentirosoduarte]

Hypothetically, he has money.

[@kevintochimani]

“You requested a mchicken and i thought that was so cool” DEAD 😂😂

[@juicecan6450]

McDead

[@parkourbee2]

Emailing a girl a personality quiz before going on a date with her would be kinda genius if it wasn't so creepy

[@axtra9561]

​@@TheRealNorth21 no its to form a connection

[@aggiee8653]

@@axtra9561 it's probably a bit of both isn't it?

[@P0lkoli]

Yeaaaaah, you might be creepy dude

[@jacobverner321]

@@aggiee8653 no, it’s about connection and moving things forward, cause you can’t sleep with a girl or start a relationship online as fas as I know. Finding out is the girl good for you can be done with a 10 minute phone call, it’s that simple.

[@alicem3415]

Here we got our misogynist caricature.

[@path0gen24]

“My bf didn’t call me beautiful so I’m checking my dms to get validated” 😕😕

[@g.berwald5312]

Accurate

[@itwillgetbetter769]

Quite sad innit bot its the truf

[@KieltonMinistries]

Don’t forget the “today” part cuz ya know that if you forget for a single day she’s probably losing her shit

[@austiniscoolduh]

Every girl ever

[@dsocha24]

Sad thing is a lot of girls do this same bs 😐

[@killingblow528]

This man just called out all of Instagram. Like, the whole thing.

[@SaintStrength0]

Haahahaha

[@deepstariaenigmatica2601]

the WHOLE thing liDerally

[@AmericanYeti]

exactlyy

[@domanddev]

“So weird, so creepy, so kinky” 😂😂😂

[@ZombryaTheDark]

I read that as soon as she said it.

[@EduardoSalamanca1960]

Joe

[@11-1LOVE]

Barbaro

[@kugell]

Aha aha like hypothetically if I was a cow, and you were like aha a farmer, ahaha would you milk me?

[@sihamharchli]

Good one 😂

[@TXC_CARNAGE]

joke

[@hiyou6501]

Aidan Sweet 500th like

[@goavs7438]

ahahaha

[@praveen9093]

@@goavs7438 its "aha aha aha"

[@squinteastwood7109]

Cherdleys blessing us with quality content over the quarantine, this was too accurate especially Ryan's simpin

[@nikhilpant6428]

Squint EastWOOD710 Nice dp

[@fsmo]

How do you know Ryan's simpin was accurate?

[@LoganAllec]

"it would be nice to see without braces" oh mannnnnn

[@sethdantuono]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYHdd2aemqp2ppI

[@DaPhenomAce]

😂😂😂

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

5:40

[@TuckStrapsOrBustCaps]

That shit had me rolling. I'm obviously late to the party

[@juggalaud6989]

This is literally online dating, nobody wins.

[@Alex-uo4qq]

80% of people online dating need to get off online dating because they are not serious about finding someone or they are straight up delusional about who is in their league. Online dating is an absolute dumpster fire of attention whores and idiots. There's a few good ones out there but they are rare.

[@juggalaud6989]

@@Alex-uo4qq damn straight

[@highvoltage47]

I met my ex on it. Even though we didn't work out, we're still cool. And I know some people who met on it and are still together, so it's not all bad

[@ChillBro.1]

@@Alex-uo4qq I mean tbh that's why I do it, just for hook-ups. It's not to be serious. Or else I go out and meet women on the street. It is what it is.

[@ogbeairiodion8848]

Gerardo Garcia can’t do that anymore tho😰

[@gwenholbrook]

“When we go on our first date we can go carve our initials into a tree. One to be romantic. Two to let you know I have a I knife 🔪 💘

[@anthony89107]

The type of love I need smh

[@gwenholbrook]

Anthony Velasco lmao fun facts I used this pickup line on a guy on tinder. We’ve been dating for four years next week 😂 no lie.

[@jamalabadi9149]

@@gwenholbrook i was about to say that it sounded so specific that i can tell it's an original lmao

[@slightlyaboveaverage2235]

You forgot the final quotation mark.

[@anthony89107]

@@gwenholbrook Thats actually beautiful kudos to y'all, honestly. Ill hold out hope for myself lol

[@josejayant3127]

Legend says that "the lackluster" guy is still waiting for a reply.

[@alvinmodz]

Imagine 😆

[@r.d.6290]

A reply from next instachick in line.

[@alin-georgetufeanu1180]

i am that guy 😵‍💫

[@ZambiePlayz]

Hypothetically tho, if you were a dog would you dig for this bone

[@Sejikan]

I ship it

[@brindamarie]

No

[@lex1212]

Ship material

[@jamesjackson8531]

The sociopathic entrepreneur is so spot on there's a video with tai lopez where he says he makes girls take personality tests before dating them.

[@tl5108]

Rerin YL beggars can’t be choosers and I’ve been going hungry for a while

[@docd2295]

I mean if you have clout and money and looks and intelligence and drive, why would you not narrow the field that way?

[@ilaywho8856]

"she double tapped it, ill take it" literally every girl double taps chats

[@thesleppymexican]

cries inside

[@rickterrance4981]

Why do they do that shit.

[@Lipnoxy]

@@rickterrance4981 they either dont have an idea what to respond or they just dont want to talk

[@full6330name]

@@Lipnoxy They don't want to come off as to interested and replay right away. They don't want to leave you on seen and replay much later. Is to obvious. Recently I asked a girl out and she responds after literarly 2 days saying yes. But you will get this only from chicks under 25 at least in my expirence.

[@full6330name]

@@adenm8963 She turned out to be really nice just way to shy and insecure. But once I got to know her good I realized she's a really sweet person. Went out about 3 times. Never turned out into anything bigger but I liked her company.

[@Zubbonk]

I like how Jeff is just... Jeff...

[@jonathancastiglione6399]

Geoff*

[@loek7531]

@@jonathancastiglione6399 No he's talking about Jeff Wittek

[@davidmandujano1316]

Do the fricken Kyles during quarantine

[@kingbradley6000]

punching dry wall

[@chem9773]

@Tim Evans No,kyle is a different beast...i mean monster.....maybe???

[@JordaneRichard]

Wouldn't they just be doing what they normally do because quote "I ain't gonna lose to no 'rona"

[@G73Server]

the 43 follower guy is kyle

[@deborahstephens863]

Died at “congrats on me DMing you” XD that is absolutely the attitude with male influencers

[@kassandrabarraza955]

“she double tapped it, i’ll take it “ feel ittttt 😭😂😂

[@robbiedoes8841]

dude i didn't realise until 5 mins in that Cherdleys was the business guy

[@ivaldi032]

Oh no. How'd I not notice

[@name-zv3vv]

How

[@diji5071]

Low key af

[@patmartin6271]

Robbie Does Code same

[@dimitripapadinikolaus]

i thought he was playing the fuccboi

[@oHawkeyeo]

Holy shit. 5 mins in and then realised the entrepreneur was cherdleys, lol

[@DXultra]

I did not realize that until I read this comment, wow

[@kostisdedes4175]

Whaaaat how did I not see this, I've seen this video two times

[@rsb__]

He’s a method actor gets really immersed in his roles

[@NomadCRY]

you guys cant be serious? how the fuck did you notice this?

[@MrHesdan]

It's funny how The Misogynist has a gf but everyone else doesn't, pretty accurate imo.

[@OathBoy_562]

WEXLER24000 Fr shit was hilarious

[@apexpredator6960]

To be fair the Simp has a girlfriend too, she's just too busy with her other boyfriend

[@xt4977]

Dah misogynist

[@GreenFleaze]

Incel logic

[@ArtilleryAffictionado1648]

Makes sense tho, people that take the biggest risks get the biggest prizes (or go to jail) lmao

[@AgiDaKinG]

Shout out to Rahul for trying to secure his future. Not even moving to the United States until 2022 but already tryna get a wife lmao

[@geologick]

My mans Rahul always thinking ahead hahaha

[@Scirollo]

Rahul making moves

[@inesoliveira7418]

I love how this was making fun of not just the weird men but also the stupid girls who (sometimes) do seem to be looking for "validation" in social media...

[@husseinandout3867]

Sometimes? lol

[@kylejohn2946]

Nobody wins in the DMs. It's time to stop

[@eddyadityapradhan7960]

FACTS 💯

[@ODrane]

Kyle John I won yesterday, I feel good about myself tbh

[@lag5761]

I sense red pill awareness. That makes me feel happy.

[@GlitchDotCraft]

For simps maybe

[@majingamer6109]

Lol maybe your doing it wrong. I'm doing pretty damn good

[@Cherdleys]

What kinda guy did we miss?

[@lazyliko5641]

The cybernetic enhanced penis overlord

[@wrestlerninja]

the one who never actually sends anything because he secretly hates women and himself

[@Jonathan1m.]

The emo guy and the guy with anime in profile pic

[@krossbow_]

the lesbian

[@ChubbPirates]

The dude that can get her in the line but can't seal the deal. "You wanna party, baby girl?" "Hell yea!" "Wait What? You DO wanna party?" *sinks into couch*

[@tetsuointhebathroomstall1312]

I showed this to my dad and he said, "These characters are all me at the same time"

[@prettyrat.]

oh

[@luchko3936]

Ooh

[@nyxdrawsthings6847]

W h a t

[@Whowhatwherehuh]

*oh no*

[@gonzoguy-ra]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JuiceJub]

Jeff saying “he’s gay but I’m not” seems like something Jeff would actually do for fun lmao

[@thelegendarydarkknight585]

nobody: literally every rich douchbag from a 90s movie 5:54

[@trippie_fabio3181]

Luke Laurencin pablo escobar in narcos

[@trippie_fabio3181]

Luke Laurencin pablo escobar in narcos

[@hotdogamericabum8323]

Luke Laurencin literally every entrepreneur motivation video

[@dannybenhur6123]

They just compressed entire dating culture in one video...

[@MustacheDLuffy]

Less dating culture and more social media dating culture

[@melodykuromibebbies2138]

summarized to word it differently

[@ubayyd]

The 90s: “the internet’s gonna be the coolest thing ever!” The internet:

[@jackmurphy8696]

I don't think any of us were prepared for how shitty and unbalanced humanity actually is on a social level.

[@tanner5809]

I think we should go back to the 90s lol

[@Kriliska]

Internet is shaped by humanity and humanity sucks.

[@tiny_weeb_rin5583]

The father made my think of when my High School Principal hit on me after I graduated.

[@hollybauer739]

Rena King economics & history teacher 🙋‍♀️🤢

[@tiny_weeb_rin5583]

@@hollybauer739 So much fun, right!

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

RUN! lmao

[@Chocol8chan]

Am i the only one that finds that shit kinky asf

[@jamescanjuggle]

Oh wow fuck that

[@WetAdek]

I'm basically the lackluster, but I lacklust even more, I don't even have instagram

[@1messi1ful]

Jeff is legit a whole mood. He’s so raw doesn’t even have another character 💀

[@wammert]

I just noticed that holy fuck

[@kvescau7768]

Trevor looking like a pack of ice pops

[@kurro6317]

and you know he's banned in her neighborhood

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

He’s wearing a smoothie

[@axa3547]

I send hi and when my self respect wake up again I just delete it

[@RebelFilmmakersENT]

The entrepreneur writing a IG DM on a desktop like a true sociopath

[@mridulpaul2079]

why so?

[@mintgardener]

That’s what I do lmao

[@jimconnor5120]

The lackluster guy seems pretty accurate

[@rodrigodelacruz2230]

I'm that guy

[@tanayyy2875]

otay otay

[@davidcarlsen8799]

It's Andrew Hales

[@AlexGrtner]

There’s a point where the satire gets so good that it stops being satire... this is that point.

[@RemyVonLion]

Andrew felt like a personal attack

[@ploops43265]

Lol fr

[@mameh1624]

Lmao Fr

[@itsjustme5097]

Which one was that

[@ploops43265]

@@itsjustme5097 the dude who waited most of the time and didn't use alot of words.

[@VincentTornude]

7:57 I like how you can hear the disgust in her voice reading that and I'm just like "oooo that's good, might use that sometime."

[@amethyst1989]

The simp one is real af. As annoying as they can be, they’re pretty damn sweet.

[@stupedasso2591]

Yeah until they find out she only sees him as a friend and shit goes in the other direction real quick

[@ThePsychicFish]

Nah cause it's not real and it's hella lame and pathetic

[@vividbunny7194]

yes they are, and thats why they are not annoying at all

[@vividbunny7194]

@@ThePsychicFish it IS real, youre just too dumb to realize and its not lame, whatever you are doing is lame, and its not pathetic, its brave and strong

[@gizmodobaggins7040]

Vivid Bunny bro

[@nuttyninny9793]

danny mullen needs to be in more skits

[@no0bbbb]

He's the shit

[@banjerjenkins]

DANNY MULLEN FREED THE SLAVES

[@reddot_22]

The lackluster is the best , feel identified

[@ethanbradberry5050]

Damn I’ve been hella wondering why my “hi” dms haven’t been working but now I’m enlightened.

[@im_a_person_named_gio]

10:23 when you accidentally like her old post

[@subhasisbiswas1113]

Oof

[@claudiodimaio]

I'm watching that in loop

[@lewishumphries2893]

Love the zooming in and out , really couldn't concentrate .

[@aarong7555]

lmaoo yall rlly got jeff wittek in there

[@theartoffuckit5287]

I was more exited about Danny Mullen

[@cookiecookies2870]

Omg Jeff’s in this, i love it

[@nathanieljohnson5555]

Not cool how relatable the Socialpathic entrepreneur one was, didn’t know I was a demographic

[@kaeki8175]

🤣🤣what's your mbti

[@nathanieljohnson5555]

@@kaeki8175 istp

[@kaeki8175]

@@nathanieljohnson5555 oh dang that's cool

[@gliixo]

The amount of cameos in this made my eyes explode. You owe me, Cherds

[@olli2591]

The amount of cameltoes on the other hand...very disappointing

[@operationalbattlestation5477]

Danny Mullen has blessed us with his presence yet again, all shall kneel

[@arson4852]

that guy freed the slaves

[@operationalbattlestation5477]

meint48 fuck yeah he did

[@starvingblackguy5749]

Danny greater than all these peasants

[@starvingblackguy5749]

but these guys cool too :)

[@lukeg9773]

Simp

[@mrhouse4479]

Lol I like how the entrepreneur is just looking out his window like hes just waiting for the result of his genius master plan he put into effect

[@krismatic_]

0:15 “meet me at the park after DARK” that dude loves rhyming, it’s like his thing. It’s hilarious

[@demigod5219]

The misogynist is the best one! 😂😂😂 & that ending explains a lot about her! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SardonicStudios]

That's Danny Mullen. I've done a couple videos with him too lol

[@jo-gu4ln]

I love Papa Mullen

[@craftedteens]

Danny is an international treasure

[@benconnor3206]

SuperGiantRobot Rocket when he said ‘whore do you want this dick’ and she replied ‘i am a whore’ , I died 😂😂

[@jinojikitomo5065]

I like that they actually started putting some actual social dilemas in these comedy skits, makes them even greater :D

[@shipwreck9146]

How girls DM guys on Instagram: *........crickets chirping........*

[@shipwreck9146]

This video was a very good representation of "NiceGuys"

[@snowxflaxess1181]

@@shipwreck9146 the misogynist guy was the biggest "nice guy"

[@shipwreck9146]

@@snowxflaxess1181 Oh yeah, totally agree. Very entitled.

[@snowxflaxess1181]

@@shipwreck9146 now imagine the same guy,but he is your dad 😂

[@snowxflaxess1181]

@@shipwreck9146 that would be pure torture

[@SydneyRian]

I just got finished watching a ton of your videos then you post this😂

[@Cherdleys]

ur welcum lub u

[@SydneyRian]

Cherdleys ahh I love you so much you’re my favorite human!

[@charleskone1446]

I didn’t know Cherdleys was the entrepreneur. He totally nailed it

[@silentjosh847]

“I will now wait for her response...”

[@Josh-si6ds]

Do more collabs with Jeff. It's like my 2 different KZbin worlds are colliding lol

[@lordmaces7915]

There should be a “The Alpha/chad” character, that acts like a boss, I feel like that’s the only thing that’s missing here

[@alanbilzerian3055]

That's the "Misogynist"

[@nicetry69420]

Chad would be the same as the Lackluster except he wouldn't be wasting time waiting for a reply; he'd be going about his business and if he gets a reply, cool, if not, w/e. Honestly "lackluster's" DM etiquette is pretty normal human DM etiquette vs the rest of these sociopaths, he just needs to work on not internalizing it.

[@macdeus2601]

The Misogynist is that character. He's what "alpha males" look/sound like to normal people. (And everyone else except "alpha males" themselves and the incels that have that weird jealous-simp obsession with them.)

[@Gus-oi4bt]

YESSSSS DANNYYYYYYY MORE DANNY MULLEN PLS HE'S THE KING OF KZbin AT THIS POINT

[@sfishy27]

More Jeff collabs please!

[@lalboimanlun1230]

Im that lackluster guy.

[@ashwin4674]

The influencer changed his kicks like every time he came on

[@dhbss4732]

Cool to see Jeff and everybody in this vid👍🏼👍🏼

[@Ray-iz2wx]

All of you guys are so underrated bro

[@BoolyK]

Marc illy is about to get blasted on social media

[@xgullafter9590]

Whoever that is

[@djlongboi]

He blocked me after I posted in his comments section the DMs he sent

[@marcbalaram383]

"I'm in the hills, baby, I'm in the HILLS!" Idk why, but I love this line.

[@midnightsun2085]

"There comes a time when a man's got to send up a follow up text" Alpha male mindset.

[@rootz420]

This is deep. The girl had daddy issues and as a result has developed a PD and she seeks out validation from boys because the absent father figure in her life never gave her validation.

[@itskidkelly]

0:28 holy crap it’s Danny Mullen!

[@OWLMoana]

I love that the misogynist already has a girlfriend. The descriptions are hilarious 😂

[@koppurbro]

Jeff somehow steals the spotlight on every video he's on

[@saintpaulkirch7274]

Some of the real dm's are really creepy dude... Like some of this guys should really calm down

[@kirkmaxwellofficial]

“She double tapped it, I’ll take it” 😂😢 I felt that one in my soul

[@Zzombie-gn2rb]

The lackluster is straight up me

[@WillMcCartneyAI]

lmao i love how they showed the messages were from marc illy - that dude is an actual 'influencer' ahaha

[@imcomett4515]

Mr.Tweezy007 8:29

[@JH-rm3qf]

They've retroactively blurred it. IMO they should have all these guy's names up here. If you send that shit in DMs you deserve to be exposed.

[@slumshady5638]

Sociopathic Entrepreneur "Looks at himself in the mirror during sex" Patrick Bateman?

[@PETEYBOY954]

That business guys cat is cute af

[@Healtsome]

Lackluster part. I felt that

[@tavo5288]

Nooooooo!!!!!! STR8 Flame Of a production 💥💣💥

[@tn15_]

8:28 this guy really thought he was offering her the privilege of talking to him lmao

[@kevinarzola4781]

The “Jacks Dad” bit killed me lmao instant classic every time it showed up

[@luftboyprod]

gotta love that 1988-1991 toyota corolla in the background at 1:58

[@joethornton4491]

“Nuclear Option”

[@gamingshortz7912]

I like how they’re exposing actual DM’s loll

[@namiiiiiswaaaaaaaann8201]

Ryan the Simp KING. Hail the KING

[@anon69669]

The Danny and Andrew bits were my favorite lol