How guys DM girls on Instagram

[@amandamccants5381]

DM’ing is my favorite form of communication

[@papichulo08]

@Busters Verden i actually laughed out loud to this comment

[@bustersverden4689]

@@papichulo08 thanks man, my comment was deleted though

[@wetstinkysocks490]

New phone, who dis?

[@davidt.5744]

I got you girl

[@EfrainLG]

I'll do it

[@mack_doodels_1717]

“Oh look my boyfriend texted me, let’s see if he validates me” “TAKING A SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING” Funniest part of the video

[@xelanoxin]

Literally me with my girl lol.

[@JarrekAsF]

“So funny, classic sexism”

[@Tre_Di]

Me and my bf always did that

[@Existinginthespace]

you have to wait for your girlfriend to be with her girlfriends, and then you text her this.

[@hawtdawg877]

4:25 "So funny. Classic sexism." got me so good for whatever reason

[@kylemckiernan1445]

Nice! The entire Cherdly's cinematic universe came together for this one

[@feedmy.addiction]

There was no Ryan or trevor

[@kylemckiernan1445]

@@feedmy.addiction alright so I guess it's a bit more like Civil War than Infinity War

[@feedmy.addiction]

@@kylemckiernan1445 YEP it's not an infinity war without our heavy hitters

[@geordiejones5618]

@@feedmy.addiction one day.... One day.

[@Bob_-Ross]

I'm glad I never got these kinds of DM's, it's only requests for paintings

[@icecoldanti277]

Bob... Is that you?

[@nicowastaken6826]

Hey man, me again. please paint me something.

[@Bob_-Ross]

@@nicowastaken6826 sure

[@poly4166]

🐐

[@craigjones9992]

You're so wholesome Bob.

[@quinnmitchel4075]

3:39 lol “I dont do cocaine but I know a guy who does cocaine and I do it with him”

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear quin

[@carpetcreed3841]

@@AxxLAfriku get a life dude stop piggybacking off of other KZbin videos

[@newthrash1221]

Pretty accurate tbh

[@jakecarroll5]

LOL

[@ccampbell9176]

Incredible rationalization. I know a guy who does coke and I do it with him.

[@cerspence]

What type of camera lense will make my Johnson & Johnson look bigger

[@mykingjr]

😍😍😍😍

[@Bob_-Ross]

Zooming in and stretching the image

[@icecoldanti277]

Hi

[@Cherdleys]

wide lens ahaaaa

[@freddieparrydrums]

Ultra *t h i c c*

[@kylekalmbach]

I love the shaking the drink and slurping. Just adds a level of realism.

[@ccampbell9176]

Is that considered realistic irritation, or being irritating on a realistic scale?

[@flaminghead1va]

I think this is a call-back to another video they did (w/ drink shaking). Am I right? If yes, then what video was that? 😅

[@brittneyraeallday]

Thank you for the DMs :))))

[@melissacounsel8559]

First

[@sythe4667]

No

[@foolebrah]

Second

[@icecoldanti277]

Hi

[@VoidFMP]

Third

[@Ty-hf2pz]

Skatie becoming a regular is making my life complete.

[@danieljensen2626]

Same. Best new talent in a minute.

[@milksushi6640]

Yesssss

[@kurtgobang]

Loser lol

[@de7509]

she kinda reminds me of Pete Davidson hahaha

[@johnvermintide]

Skatie is a chad

[@milestheman6543]

Cherdleys Trevor and slappers need they’re own cinematic universe

[@sadmermaid]

They've all collabed but I 100000% agree and hope they do more

[@josuenataren4806]

Add longbeachgriffy to the equation and you got quality entertainment for decades

[@erp7625]

@@josuenataren4806 nah

[@nickrameau938]

@@josuenataren4806 Also Big Jahh

[@iramk.5695]

The amount of characters in this video is insane

[@mildredavila8480]

Wait did she just say my parents recently got a divorce when i was 5?

[@brittneyraeallday]

Yes

[@stoneseabolt]

27 - 5 = recently.

[@mattweger437]

@@brittneyraeallday I actually didn't know that

[@ChristopherSoltis5]

*shake* *shake* *shake* cup of ICE! sooo sad :)

[@TwinklesTheChinchilla]

Childhood trauma ages like a fine wine... as in slowly and with great bitterness. I was actually pretty impressed with her marriage detection, though. Kinda solidifies her state of mind. That and her bangs are cute, which is totally relevant, somehow. Hmm. I really spelled that out for ya, didn't I?

[@feliperojas9860]

I can't unsee Amanda as Sharon aka Stepmom

[@bionecktide]

Oh my God!

[@schematicb5393]

Correction: You *don't want to* unsee Amanda as Sharon aka Stepmom

[@flaminghead1va]

I come from the future and... I can't unsee Amanda as the "older woman" in the "what it's like dating an older girl" video O.O

[@craigjones9992]

The Cherdley's cinematic universe just bigger and bigger with every episode.

[@Cherdleys]

Comment ur insta below so I can slide in...

[@icecoldanti277]

Hi

[@icecoldanti277]

I will :)

[@megaazdog]

@megakatten

[@choco2480]

@idonthaveinsta

[@meep7532]

reverse card :P

[@678crazydave]

The bicurious girl bit was hilarious

[@jaymaxwell8645]

Holy shit the info was on screen long enough to pause and read without having to start the video over multiple times! Literally the best day ever! Thank you!

[@sadmermaid]

Protip for future videos - change settings and set playback speed to 0.5

[@jaymaxwell8645]

@@sadmermaid will give that a try next time! Thanks.

[@josiahferguson6194]

even better protip - the , and . buttons move it 1 frame at a time in either direction, so you can get even a single frame

[@EoCx1]

"Let's make like arts & crafts and scissor, bitch" Holy fuck, absolutely genius

[@AeroLMS]

Bicurious woman was the most hilarious one lol

[@StarboyXL9]

and relatable

[@stefvleugels1736]

I am honestly pretty curious about what girls actually receive in their DM's.

[@Darth_Xionn]

Pretty much this.

[@Retrogaming450]

Make a fake account it works really easily

[@stephi7260]

Yeah what they said, just ask a friend if you can use some pictures for a fake account, ppl need to see how bad it is

[@solus8685]

Literally this, I'm not even exaggerating

[@David-jn1gg]

My ex was popular and it's pretty much this

[@Mattgosmoke]

Love the “how to marry a millionaire” poster in the back. Really sets the tone

[@vodkaboy]

"I hate the kingdom! I hate the dated ways of the kingdom!"

[@wereberius9201]

I’m so glad Katie is recurring now

[@RamblinRick_]

Any video with Amanda is an instant LIKE

[@blumeiworld]

I love that line "so funny, classic sexism” classy

[@stevebennett9839]

"I don't do coke, but I know a guy who does coke and I do coke with him"

[@titojesusmane9540]

I like your last name bro

[@SundayMourningLove]

I'm in love with the real dm's! They're hilarious!

[@LeBeautiful]

DMs of these two ladies about to explode more than a bad computer Trojan

[@FrankLagana]

I just like being personal :(

[@Cherdleys]

plz send me long DMs i would love that

[@marcelldavis8327]

@@Cherdleys Schizoanalysis From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Schizoanalysis (French: schizanalyse; schizo- from Greek σχίζειν skhizein, meaning "to split") is a set of theories and techniques developed by philosopher Gilles Deleuze and psychoanalyst Félix Guattari, first expounded in their book Anti-Oedipus (1972) and continued in their follow-up work, A Thousand Plateaus (1980). The practice acquires many different definitions during the course of its development in their collaborative work and individually in the work of Guattari, and is distinct from the practice of psychoanalysis. Schizoanalysis "is at once a transcendental and a materialist analysis"[1] dealing with the real and yet nonfigurative aspects of the unconscious. In his work Chaosmosis, Guattari explains that "rather than moving in the direction of reductionist modifications which simplify the complex", schizoanalysis "will work towards its complexification, its processual enrichment, towards the consistency of its virtual lines of bifurcation and differentiation, in short towards its ontological heterogeneity".[2] Contents 1 Evolution of the idea 2 Concepts 2.1 Body without organs 2.2 Four functors 3 Legacy 3.1 Nick Land 4 See also 5 References 6 Sources Evolution of the idea Schizoanalysis was developed over a long period of time as a response to the perceived shortcomings in the basic premises of psychoanalytic practice and as the culmination of Guattari's work with institutional psychotherapy at the La Borde clinic. Guattari was directly confronted with such problems in the work of Sigmund Freud-namely, the use of the Oedipus complex as a starting point for the analysis, and the authoritarian role of the psychoanalyst in relationship to the patient. Guattari was interested in a practice that could derive from given systems of enunciation and preexisting subjective structures new "assemblages [agencements] of enunciation" capable of forging new coordinates of analysis and to bring into existence unforeseen propositions and representations. By the time of "Five Propositions on Psychoanalysis" (1973),[3] Deleuze said "we no longer want to talk about schizoanalysis, because that would amount to protecting a particular type of escape, schizophrenic escape". Concepts Deleuze and Guattari write in the fourth chapter of Anti-Oedipus, "Introduction to Schizoanalysis", that in effect, schizoanalysis asks "What are your desiring-machines, what do you put into these machines, what is the output, how does it work, what are your nonhuman sexes?".[4] Deleuze and Guattari develop four theses of schizoanalysis: Every unconscious libidinal investment is social and bears upon a socio-historical field. Unconscious libidinal investments of group or desire are distinct from preconscious investments of class or interest. Non-familial libidinal investments of the social field are primary in relation to familial investments. Social libidinal investments are distinguished according to two poles: a paranoiac, reactionary, fascisizing pole and a schizoid revolutionary pole. Body without organs The body without organs is a central concept in schizoanalysis; Deleuze and Guattari write in A Thousand Plateaus that it is "the only practical object of schizoanalysis".[5] It is "the unproductive, the sterile, the unengendered, the unconsumable",[6] a disorganized body of loose and erratic desires that they strongly identify with schizophrenia, as well as masochism and repressed forms of love, and that they compare in Anti-Oedipus to a desert of sorts. Bodies without organs are produced by the unconscious when desiring-production achieves its third nonproductive stage; a body without organs is "produced as a whole, but in its own particular place within the process of production, alongside the parts that it neither unifies nor totalizes."[7] Deleuze writes in The Logic of Sense (1969) that "a body without organs, with neither mouth nor anus, having given up all introjection or projection, and being complete, at this price",[8] is "closed on a full depth without limits and without exteriority."[9] Four functors The four functors are concepts within a clinical model of the unconscious, laid out in the following schema: Territories: finite existential subjectifications Universes of value: virtual incorporeal alterifications Fluxes: material, energetic and semiotic transformations Phylums: concrete and abstract evolution of machines The territory is the object of deterritorialization and reterritorialization, while the flux and phylum are the components of abstract machines. With these functors, there are four circular components that bud and form rhizomes:[10] The generative component: the study of concrete mixed semiotics; their mixtures and variations, making a tracing of the mixed semiotics The transformational component: the study of pure semiotics; their transformations-translations and the creation of new semiotics, making the transformational map of the regimes, with their possibilities for translation and creation, for budding along the lines of the tracings The diagrammatic component: the study of abstract machines, from the standpoint of semiotically unformed matters in relation to physically unformed matters, making the diagram of the abstract machines that are in play in each case, either as potentialities or as effective emergences The machinic component: the study of the assemblages that effectuate abstract machines, simultaneously semiotizing matters of expression and physicalizing matters of content, outlining the program of the assemblages that distribute everything and bring a circulation of movement with alternatives, jumps, and mutations Legacy Nick Land British philosopher and theorist Nick Land, whose critical work and experimental texts in the 1990s frequently cited from Deleuze and Guattari, has written that "schizoanalysis shares in the delicious irresponsibility of everything anarchic, inundating and harshly impersonal."[11] In his 1992 essay "Circuitries", Land describes the practice of schizoanalysis as a prescient method of analysis, and writes that it "was only possible because we are hurtling into the first globally integrated insanity: politics is obsolete. Capitalism and Schizophrenia hacked into a future that programs it down to its punctuation, connecting with the imminent inevitability of viral revolution, soft fusion."[12] Land's later work in the 1990s, associated with the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit, also further reinterpreted and developed schizoanalysis in terms of cybernetics, cyberpunk aesthetics and occultism, most prominently in his 1995 essay "Meltdown": Machinic Synthesis. Deleuzoguattarian schizoanalysis comes from the future. It is already engaging with nonlinear nano-engineering runaway in 1972; differentiating molecular or neotropic machineries from molar or entropic aggregates of nonassembled particles; functional connectivity from antiproductive static. Philosophy has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Platonic-fascist top-down solutions that always screw up viciously. Schizoanalysis works differently. It avoids Ideas, and sticks to diagrams: networking software for accessing bodies without organs. BwOs, machinic singularities, or tractor fields emerge through the combination of parts with (rather than into) their whole; arranging composite individuations in a virtual/actual circuit. They are additive rather than substitutive, and immanent rather than transcendent: executed by functional complexes of currents, switches, and loops, caught in scaling reverberations, and fleeing through intercommunications, from the level of the integrated planetary system to that of atomic assemblages. Multiplicities captured by singularities interconnect as desiring-machines; dissipating entropy by dissociating flows, and recycling their machinism as self-assembling chronogenic circuitry.[13] See also Anti-psychiatry Body without organs Capitalism and Schizophrenia Desiring-production Institutional psychotherapy Multiplicity Plane of immanence Rhizome

[@wozerd8446]

@@marcelldavis8327 thanks tuts

[@laurierhebert-jodoin5716]

@@marcelldavis8327 bro I been reading about affect theory and deleuze all week, I take one break and you bring this here. Bruh.

[@SpaceOddity4214]

Those are real DM's???? geeeeeeez!!! 😮 LOL! that last line is perfect "We have no social life" Priceless 😂

[@TheLoStBoYs89]

“You could be attractive if you tried” and someone actually sent that? Wtf they talking about she is 🔥🔥🔥🔥beautiful af

[@LibraSnakeLibraSnake1018]

5:42 woah, didn't know you guys found the manifestation of my social anxiety

[@bluebird2158]

The look of concern on the dog’s face at 5:11 is incredible

[@krapiak]

If you speed this up to 2x speed, it sounds like "The different types of DMs girls receive" but 2 times faster.

[@MadDunhill]

i just tried it and it actually works lol

[@bmj.8664]

not for me what did i do wrong help

[@theoneandonlyravioli2985]

Woah I tried this and it like makes the video go faster!. Super cool tip!

[@kellergilbert]

Big if true

[@anonymous-ws3hu]

@@theoneandonlyravioli2985 anthony roum?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@darthjonic7183]

Anything with skatie and cherdleys is gold

[@boxeswithfoxes]

The bicurious and the oversharer is relatable 😂

[@marcross52-95]

Every guy that DMs women has gone through more than one of those "character" phases.

[@NyxSunspot]

"Has a lot of free time on his hand" ya thought no one would notice, but I did LMAO

[@kedabro1957]

Freeze-frame crew in da house!

[@NyxSunspot]

@@kedabro1957 Hell yeah!! :3

[@jackieflores9270]

this series is fantastically eye opening

[@Egoblivion]

First sentence: "My parents got a divorce recently when I was five." The brunette should have said "boring and nonsense." Lol

[@zyaicob]

4:57 Brittney's reaction to the whiplash was great

[@anthonyalber9306]

Thank you for 7 minutes of physical pain 😊

[@ryanscott658]

I think you basically just invited the most absurd troll dms ever ladies. Best of luck. There better be a part 2! 🤣

[@hamishfox]

somehow putting the real ones next to the comedy ones makes them even funnier

[@XEHLIG]

I got all those on my DM‘s

[@adalwolfhelthon749]

Being a guy is so boring. We never get any of those DM's. 😁

[@boomer8066]

I've gotten plenty of weird fetish girls idk what ur talking about.

[@josh3895]

Ever made 4 and a half dollars🤣

[@coolblackjeans]

xehli g manda salve

[@senhor_errante]

Caralho, vc por aqui

[@Peperonsski]

Documentation of the year

[@kirkjaney1992]

Aw man this was so good! It gave me a good laugh. But this is so true 90% of guys in these ladies DM’s don’t have a clue

[@intuitivemeena]

This one depressed me, I need to watch “why you sitting alone tho?” 🙃 to feel better

[@tristanrizzle]

One of your best, freaking hilarious

[@yeo5962]

YES, validation. Simps: I NEED to validate her

[@All_Hail_Sunny_D]

Bruv, this is so realistic, it scares me that some women will take this. 😂😂😂

[@visassess8607]

Spencer's characters are always my favorite lmao

[@haydenelliott3654]

Whoever played the bi-curious girl fucking killed it lol

[@urjnlegend]

Creepy asf

[@kebiwoni]

@@holden4111 The girl

[@rurumi-chan]

plot twist:all the guys live together

[@rylie3194]

This is unfortunately so true lol. Had a guy both call me beautiful in one dm, followed by begging, and finishing it all off with threatening me and calling me a disgusting w#@5e because I wouldn't respond to him. This was just 3 days ago. It's an ish

[@MEME-_-MASTER]

3:29 danny devito in the background lmfao

[@spencerfriedman3347]

Feels pretty good that I'm not a creep online and I respect others like the opposite sex. Its rare these days.

[@setfireandbang95]

This whole video is incredible. Thank you.

[@The_Google_User]

Skatie is a legend

[@Igor-my6ml]

I don't use any social media except you tube and this is just scaring for me 😂

[@demorik6794]

What about the DMs where if you reply more than once they consider you in a relationship and get mad when another guy comments on your profile?

[@Kingdom_Of_Dassogne]

Everytime I feel down on myself I just remember at least I’m not down bad in Instagram DM’s

[@alexcrawford5350]

2:03 Hey, it’s that John guy! I wouldn’t’ve expected to have seen HIM on one of Cherdleys videos!

[@beatrizsousa8688]

That almost kiss was the real validation of this video ahah This was really good! Great work :)

[@jackthefrog80085]

My parents got a divorce recently when I was 5

[@yaboibruce_808]

These vids are teaching Me what I'm doing wrong

[@aleee2323]

1:50 I almost choked 🤣🤣🤣

[@wintutorials2282]

This is such a Cherdleys video damn. I fucking love this man

[@SyntvxAP_613]

Photographer ain’t even a character that’s just terry richardson playing himself

[@whosebuilderandmakerisgod]

The ending 😂😂😂

[@abdelrhmanlotfy9604]

I wish i was a girl so when iam bored i go to my dms and laugh at those messages

[@Elias___]

They're depressing

[@sandy00960]

I don't get any at all😔 must be ugly

[@LL-gx3yj]

That's some shit if u really want some dms just show some more skin.... i dont recommend it tho

[@sandy00960]

@@LL-gx3yj yeah probably😂 but I dont do that

[@Darth_Xionn]

Not to worry, you can be a guy who gets no messages from anyone ever!

[@billydasquid1201]

5:47 the shakiness in his voice 😂 he speaks for me tho.

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Amanda McCants is my new celebrity crush...

[@viktoriavillaflores1691]

Best collab yet!! Also, Ryan?

[@pattfromwiisportsresort8566]

3:09 I loved that laugh XD

[@aakashjunooni]

Oh my my....The blonde girl's smile at 5:00 !! She looks so innocent

[@MrRrosi]

Didn't expect Valentino to be there

[@outerworld100]

the kiss at the end was perfect

[@Max25670]

**The obviously married man in his 30's & 40's who continuously posts pictures of his wife and kids and is followed by family and coworkers but will openly thirst comment on pics of girls who easily look like they are in their early 20's.

[@isobelyoung8591]

I like the guy who doesn't dm girls because he's too scared he's the keeper

[@alexcrawford5350]

4:14 “WHEN URR YOU COMING HOAAAAM?”

[@russtaiv9661]

No woman is worth that. Asian guy stayed strong, mad props.

[@TheSiemek]

That was more sad than funny. I was a douche in high school, but that is some next level shit.

[@RobotReg]

Uncle John is back baby!

[@AaronAirstrike]

I’m “The Avoider”. I avoid women so I’m not shamed and ridiculed as being one of the mentioned labels.

[@shed2578]

same bruh.. i be scared

[@user-xr6lt7ed2p]

Can't win if you don't play

[@AaronAirstrike]

@@user-xr6lt7ed2p I'm good.

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

@@user-xr6lt7ed2p I'm fine

[@Fleischgewordener_Sterbehelfer]

Yeah i was that. But then i saw a 5`7 5/10 dude slaying in the bar and that changed my whole mentality.

[@jarjarhasproblems5146]

“So funny, classic sexism”😂

[@redstart67]

This makes me so glad that I grew up in a generation that still is largely ignorant of what a DM actually is. I'm not sure that I've ever even had one?

[@vodkaboy]

Sounds complicated and harmful probably

[@ARCbirdman]

The middle schooler that was biting his pillow was funny asf😅😅😅

[@thegreenrocket]

this is one of your best videos yet Cherdleys, well done you gave me a near perfection laugh i am satisfied now. also how much are you selling your fart videos for

[@Vojife]

The very first sentence is gold

[@quinnmitchel4075]

5:31 lol wasnt expectin that

[@shaqy6467]

So glad skatie is in these videos

[@knjjah2776]

"i cannot wait for eighth grade tomorrow"

[@thebarbarian7018]

This video is more accurate than a professional sniper

[@42Mushu]

If you want any girl to message you just put a laugh 😂 emoji on any picture/story where they're trying to look pretty. Works every time.

[@stevenmaldonado7061]

@@Allison_Hart LMFAOOO

[@42Mushu]

@@Allison_Hart i just thought it was funny you were on the beach and not with me bb 😂😘😘🔥

[@sbshaunb95]

@@Allison_Hart to the T lol

[@Jdb63]

@@42Mushu Ah man she deleted her comment. What'd it say lol

[@42Mushu]

​@@Jdb63 Idk some shit about how she was in love with me and wanted to marry me.

[@cassiussuissac]

"So funny, classic sexism." lmfaooooooooooo

[@jenniferbates2811]

I love your videos! You're wicked funny! Keep going! The character unawareness is the best!👏. I don't have any social media, I don't know how you deal with this shit! 🤗

[@gus361]

Guy on the dry erase board getting mathematical is funny.

[@marcoferreira3832]

Imagine those were real DMs and they based the characters on them

[@priyachoudhary9896]

2 of them were real DMs

[@ElizabethWatfordasu]

I get DM's from photographers like that. When I ask to see their portfolios it's essentially porn. Or when I ask where they've been published they tell me they're working on a "project".

[@KevinYellow]

I’m scared of girls