How Alpha Men Talk To Girls

[@Cherdleys]

1 like and you'll become an alpha.... 1 comment and you'll become king...

[@almosthelpless9374]

What's your body count?

[@DagothUrAmaranth]

I'm a KING

[@HumilityListens]

Wow look all these beta males i got so much karama on reddit and reddit gold

[@quincyreingoud4117]

Lets go

[@boloreynoso3054]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[@mrfancyshmancy]

Show this to a non cherdlys watcher. I'm sure atleast 50% would think this was real

[@Michi880088]

Way more !

[@Cherdleys]

👀

[@DagothUrAmaranth]

@@Cherdleys I thought Alpha Nima was Andrew Tate in the thumbnail when I skipped past the video 20 minutes ago

[@dejavu2030]

There's such a thing as "non cherdleys watchers"??

[@Simon-ice]

Wait, this isn't real?

[@adamgreenhill110]

Alpha Nima has the perfect calm, collected, and condescending attitude. It's driving me insane

[@m0ntypth0n]

The exaggerated swagger of an Alpha Male

[@TJ-sq9xe]

The man is hilarious. Great actor

[@ddvs3960]

That’s why he’s alpha

[@AntiGravityC9]

he's like if Mark Strong just returned from a 5 year vacation in hawaii

[@user-pn3im5sm7k]

if you actually watched Nima on valuetainment especially around Nick Fuentes he is unbearably childish 😂

[@Simon-ice]

I'm convinced. I'm gonna join Alpha Nima's Multi-Level-Marketing-Scheme.

[@mannnnuuu]

Let's escape matrix 😱

[@thomashauer6804]

@@mannnnuuu no stay in your woke gaming Cloud and serf LA parties

[@anynonymous1585]

@@thomashauer6804 shutup libtard 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸im alpha wolf im esdaping the matriz 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🇺🇸☺🔫🇺🇸🔫🗿🇺🇸🗿😭🇺🇸😭🗿🇺🇸🗿🇺🇸🌏🌏🌏🏟🏟🌏 For legal reasons this is a joke, i am mostly sane

[@RR-et6zp]

women loko for security, men dont care about survival value traits

[@zenbozic6184]

i think you guys should make this a fake podcast and try to get one of the redpill guys on it as a prank, then just as it goes on say more and more ridiculous shit until they realize its satire

[@Digital__rb]

That would be legendary

[@michaelfjmusic]

Yes!

[@thomashauer6804]

Great idea. But woke girls too. Just to balance the stupidity in Equilibrium.

[@nice3333333333]

They would never realize

[@carsonhunt4642]

@@nice3333333333that’s because sarcasm is half based in truth, generally an exaggeration, but based on truth. So yes may be hard to tell when someone is joking. There’s also being factually right but morally wrong which means in modern times whoever hears it decides if it’s true I guess

[@joshuahollyer3791]

I’m glad those men were so respectful to this rude young women.

[@dogchaser520]

I mean, I know you're joking, but they treated them better than they deserved tbqh.

[@ddvs3960]

They can’t handle redpill

[@megavore97]

@@dogchaser520naaaaaah 💀

[@dogchaser520]

@@megavore97 Good point. A real alpha NEVER respects women. A real alpha is always too busy making money, lounging in effete casual wear and smoking cigars to respect anyone but other tight, muscled men.

[@megavore97]

@@dogchaser520 the fact that some dudes actually think like this is pretty funny.

[@ganjjabarsmedium2347]

As an insecure isolated male, this podcast validates my feelings and is a safe space for my fellow Kings 👑

[@Lalo-wv6mn]

We will all make it Kings 👑

[@Supreme_Lobster]

Touch grass

[@roderickclerk5904]

@@Supreme_Lobster it’s supposed to be ironic

[@adamgreenhill110]

@@roderickclerk5904 He was just reminding us of Alpha King Rule number 45. Touch grass, connect with nature, connect with your inner alpha

[@dogchaser520]

ALPHAAAAAA SAAAAFE SPAAAAAAAACE

[@jonvvoid]

"I don't want to invalidate you, but you're wrong and you have no valid points." Classic.

[@nice3333333333]

“Valu…-id points” true king saved it

[@FightingDrag]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@MeldrickCz]

I mean there are two women he speaks to. The writing was on the wall from the start. One women could have point if properly lead into it but two? They just support each other in their nonsense thoughts if we can even call hormonal emotional outburst as thougt. But still respectfuly translated correction because the way you put it mirrors back at you as well. So respect for him because it is all about respect to everybody be it either Cherdley or Alpha Nima or any other kings.

[@aliciabaker4797]

“A stinky fart is a precursor to a stinky shit” Chad looking at the ground trying not to laugh 😂

[@Juno_Verse_]

"it's interesting" "NO it's Smart." Got me rolling 😭😭😭

[@akj3344]

If results are 53% better, it really is smart.

[@mrusi29]

Same dude 😂

[@dogchaser520]

y u cryin then.not alpha....................

[@BeachLookingGuy]

as an alpha male my favorite part was when the girl has a response and the video cuts to the next subject.

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

Ikr. 😂

[@anywhereroam9698]

Or when he asks what they do for money and then as soon as she starts to answer cuts her off to have Alpha King Nema tell them instead.

[@tonka8396]

Can we get a bloopers video, I refuse to believe anyone can do this without laughing 🤣

[@Philipppppppppppppp]

have you tried watching the video until the end?

[@ShanobyKin]

Im so glad this is the direction this channel has taken. We men need some ALPHA guidence to be less soy. 😎

[@joshie9120]

To be less I am?

[@dogchaser520]

@@joshie9120 "soy milk" is just milk introducing itself in Spanish

[@jonathanking4895]

@@dogchaser520lmfao

[@timschmidt4067]

Men talked, and women listened. Men taught, and women learned 💯🔥

[@retroradkat]

Fake alphas... they didn't ask the girls what their body counts are 😂

[@lylemcdermott2566]

Where do they find these girls though ? Cherdley, I meant, they are hoes from the streets right?

[@MackenzieNerdyEMT]

Oh yeah! That's the first question that's supposed to be asked so you can know if the woman has any value left!

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

They don't want you know that. The jews at it again. 😂

[@PermissionToMeow]

Gaslighting about who invented the word “gaslighting” is genius. 😂

[@veg4life.]

Said first in 1980 by the people of Bangladesh

[@_98s]

“Being gay is contagious” George Washington, Mount Vernon, Virginia, Civil War

[@cinders2894]

This changed my tiny female brain, on a fundamental level. Tomorrow I will be quitting my well paying executive job and cancelling my treacherous, thot gym membership, to take my lowly place in the home as a subservient maid to my king husband.... I'm sure he'll be thrilled! The mop of destiny is calling to me.... You are truly the kings of all things Alpha, Cherdleys. /s

[@Lilkidlover69]

Make me sammich

[@meimou1754]

At least you'll be useful now.

[@cinders2894]

@@meimou1754 identifying a virgin has never been easier.

[@4d3c2b1a]

Is it you?

[@jschmid26]

Yea sure, cutie, females in a "well paying executive job"... being (O)bviously exploiting poor, lonely men and (F)ucking around... I call that OF (=same as in Onlyfans) 😂😂🤣🤣 owwwned!!! Don't let those thots fool you guys! At least you found the right way, may god forgive you your sins

[@MightBeBray]

The reason why men are more successful is because they pick higher paying jobs like lawyer, accountant, surgeon whereas women on average pick lower paying jobs, like female lawyer, female accountant and female surgeon

[@JohnDoeYouAre]

Okay

[@vizisolutions]

This video is satire you goof lmao

[@MightBeBray]

@@vizisolutions have you not read my comment mate

[@matlohn9381]

That was a good one lmao

[@ganjjabarsmedium2347]

@@vizisolutionsthis comment is satire you goof

[@BridgeTROLL777]

"bitch do it yourself" 😂had me rolling

[@thedarryfarm.x]

That was so painful to watch. I enjoyed every minute of it.

[@RR-et6zp]

women loko for security, men dont care about survival value traits

[@beasticle1199]

if people can't see two dudes making absolute asses of themselves referring to women IN FRONT of two women and not see it as ironic sarcasm, we don't stand a chance as a species. also love chad's character transformation, absolutely legendary.

[@thomashauer6804]

Yes but both sides are dumb.. Idiocracy should have made it more clear. The woke side is clearly as low IQ as the redneck frat boy side. Perfectly balanced and divided

[@markfarrow746]

It’s even more ironic that they don’t realize they are feeding into the problems because small weewee alphas think they aren’t like this

[@dogchaser520]

bro u maybe c jokes I see enlitenmant

[@zombieluka]

Maybe I'm just hypothesizing, but it seems like Chad has been doing well and I hope that's true. :)

[@den0saur]

​@@dogchaser520it literally added the "translate to English" button on your comment

[@smickeyYT]

Alpha Nima is a comedy genius and the two of you together are gonna trick a lot of people into getting mad

[@fohatadri]

If this doesn't blow up I don't know what will. Cherdley you are amazing!

[@SneakyMeeky]

4:00 Subtle asf detail; when the 'alpha' men were talking, the music is proper harmonious and angelic despite waffling over nothing. But when they are given a genius smart response, the ladies get a childish, and almost cartoonlike track to downplay their struggles. Subtle editing, I love it

[@johne2404]

I also loved that detail, but I really don't think it was subtle. Lol

[@imbaby5499]

That's the alpha rule 617

[@Windaros]

It's not subtle at all

[@JazzyFunkaHolic]

Thats not subtle, also not subtle af. But yes

[@dogchaser520]

I like how they just cut away to a title card rather than let the women finish their answers. If only you could do this IRL AM I RIGHT $$$$$$$$$ LOOOOOOOOOL

[@allanmartinez7535]

Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.

[@allanmartinez7535]

Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counsellor, and how do i reach her?

[@allanmartinez7535]

Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive.

[@lollard68]

Jesus christ

[@nice3333333333]

Fake ass AI generated ad…

[@jamesp1389]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THESE BOTS ARE BACK

[@theprodigy8051]

The cutting to the next scene as soon as the girl talks is a riot 😂

[@CyLikeSigh]

"Gaslight, you guys made that word up." That got me 🤣

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Im so fed up of that word

[@nwgverified]

Satire is hard nowadays, its too close to reality

[@whiltoecardhonian3054]

I learned about a year ago in order to be an “alpha-male” all I have to do is blame everyone for my problems, bitch a lot about stuff that doesn’t affect my life and end every sentence with a contradicting punchline.

[@4d3c2b1a]

Keep it up twerp

[@miltonbates6425]

"Have you seen the movie Harry Potter?...Well there's this scene in the movie where Harry picks up his wand for the first time and he can feel the power coursing through his veins...through his wizard blood...... Well, that's how women feel the first time they pick up a broom."

[@Literallyan0body]

I need a compilation of all the bloopers from this skit lol I NEDD IT

[@thedaggonator]

As a representative of the self improvement community, Id like to say that not all of us are like this. Some of us own a black couch and wear jeans.

[@RogueSanta]

Respect 🙏 💯

[@MikeA817]

I feel like this skit went on too long but every segment has a line that keeps me going

[@TheRusted_Crown]

“Gaslit, you guys invented that word” 💀

[@bobpritham2660]

How can this ladies can be so calm? 😂😂😂

[@DS-qg9cd]

Appreciating Cherdelys building up to the making of this video, cuz y'all people might be taking it too serious if he didn't

[@dogchaser520]

Lot of this crew have been doing similar things. Cer Spence has a lot of this style, for instance. There are some very stupid people in the world (for instance, literal children and figurative children who idolize Anbro Tate) but I think most people here know this is a comedically chanel #5

[@apollotreatingyou]

I really enjoy what you said about women using the cleaning products in their bathroom to help with cleaning. Such a great point.

[@geovishap2277]

i love how they keep holding their laughter at some point🤣🥴🤣

[@yaboimjp]

i would love to see the bloopers for this

[@zedekai9456]

Putting two women on a stupidly tiny couch is a nice touch 🤣

[@seanmce8132]

The elephant walk type music that plays almost every time they speak is the cherry on top.

[@woozie3241]

alpha nima acted soooo good. Like his cadence and everything was so spot on.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

I love the wise nod in agreement at 0:38

[@emefcue]

The music CHANGES ARE GOLDEN. BRAVO TO THE EDITOR🎉😂😂😂😂

[@tateplaystv]

need a whole series of these💀

[@Nick-te2zj]

As an alpha king high value man I support this satire. 👑

[@ShitFuckPiss]

Sounds like you bring a lot to the table👑

[@Синдикалац]

You're my dick not alpha king...

[@Damien.Parker]

That Alpha dude is hilarious get him in more skits

[@thelyonking5812]

Wow dude so inspirational! These women are just a bunch of sinful evil monsters. I personally could never be involved with such evil creatures who destroy men. That is why, as an alpha, I have switched to being exclusively gay because men are perfect beings. I can talk about lifting weights and all the other hunter gatherer things that real alphas talk about all the time with another alpha. I highly recommend this to all my other based and redpilled alphas.

[@thomashauer6804]

Respect. Like Alexander the great. The greatest Warrior to ever do it. With men. Hitler was into identity politics too. Its all about respect and anti misogony. Not about control

[@luierdaneenpamper3877]

I'd love you if i wasn't this alpha

[@auzieten]

Switched, or did you just get infected?

[@billbill6094]

I knew it was contagious!

[@polyester118]

you forgot the “name ten books!”

[@pablothedopeboi6959]

The music when the women started talking KILLED ME 😭😂😂😂

[@stevecooper7883]

TLC music 🎶 😅

[@phlm]

The "biologically ...." Arguments were on point lmao

[@MrDeckeric]

this was inspirational and thought provoking. This seems like the cutting edge of logic and kingly progress for a better future.

[@cardelljoseph8125]

I just can't. As a woman who's dated self proclaimed alphas, this is too accurate. I need to send this to my ex 😂😂

[@kadegetslaid634]

DO IT

[@sadhu7191]

My cellphone vibrates. Nervous breathing

[@joonkt90]

Yeah, but they will probably think its real hahahaha

[@whoareyou6854]

You did date them just saying

[@cardelljoseph8125]

@@whoareyou6854 Yes, it's called learning from your mistakes. Adults know this

[@tomstarwalker]

I always prefer episodes like this, where you guys don't need to break character because it's so authentic.

[@darkdaubeny]

5:45 best part, even she couldn’t hold in her laughter eeeee😂

[@kflats]

you could tell me this is a real podcast and i would totally believe it

[@jrmac7]

4:01 the background music change was too good 💀

[@YoungRebelRoyalty]

5:30 "That's interesting." "No that's SMART." felt so real. Like that's what theses guys do. Like I can't explain it.

[@weirdflint7984]

Oh boy the funny background music when the girls actually get to speak had me in tears

[@marac200]

I really enjoyed this video, and that’s actually Alpha Rule #478 “Always like videos made by Cherdleys”

[@KeithGolfs]

I really like how this video is timestamped. They truly went all in on this bit

[@captainwheelbarrow649]

This isn't even that far off the podcasts it's parodying, brilliant

[@MeekaLim]

YAY! My favorite podcast just uploaded! Such great men who give such great advice! 😩🙏

[@markduran2141]

Cherdley should turn this into an actual podcast 😂

[@captaingiraffe8022]

2:11 to 3:05 like wtf I’m dying especially the “that’s alpha king rule 614”

[@matt_rector_media]

CHERDS WITH A DOUBLE UPLOAD THIS WEEK? Yeaaaa baby

[@Cherdleys]

UR WELCUM

[@matt_rector_media]

@@Cherdleys aaaaaand now I’m all sticky. Thank you.

[@DraknalTV]

This was way too spot on. I have to remind myself that these are jokes lol

[@adilemmonroy6348]

They missed the parts where they ask about their body counts

[@AlexLee-dc2vb]

you NEED to keep thse videos coming

[@UnbornMechMan]

The music when she explains why she goes to the gym fucking killed me

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

I proposed an all men safe space at work, fingers crossed, they scheduled a meeting with HR later this afternoon, probably to discuss more details about it….

[@julian.castro18]

the funny music starting at 4:00 lol

[@alfeeyt6419]

I WAS THINKING THAT IT' IS A SERIOUS VIDEO AAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH

[@bobaphet4125]

Finally two men speaking truth

[@nice3333333333]

about the jews

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Speaking THEIR truth

[@RogueSanta]

Speaking THE truth.

[@bobaphet4125]

You've gotta have balls to speak truth. literal figurative balls.

[@djglustick2006]

I lost it at "does it not coming together"

[@helium3137]

14 MINUTES!?!?!! Thank you papa Cherds 🥰

[@carsonhunt4642]

A stinky fart is the precursor to a stinky shit 😂🤣 wise words

[@draculinalilith396]

"my daughter, she's in second grade, I could lend you her social studies book" LMAO XD OMG

[@aDespondentThespian]

The fact you kept the takes of the women absolutely nearly losing it sends me. 😆

[@CanisoGaming]

I hope the "HOWEVER" transition is a pun to whatever podcast, considering the content of this skit 😂

[@ThunderBlastvideo]

thx for the timestamps, very informative

[@tarzansingh8436]

These girls stayed on till the end 😂😂😂😂. They are troopers

[@Franckanera]

this was really good. It reminded me of a pearl i found during the civil war, it was covered in canon powder so I took a picture of it.

[@sleeperino3054]

Dude in pink got Brian Atlas’ speech patterns down 😂

[@toxcastel]

The music changes hahaha

[@brandtcarroll9316]

My life changed forever after Alpha Nima's 9 step program.

[@LegacyoftheDromedary]

This is on par with Trevor Wallace's Gary Vee video, this is so fucking good!

[@whimsicallady9759]

I’m actually feeling, as a Delta 8 woman, the Ozempic man is easier for me to submit to physically, however, the o omicron variant is my sub, mentally so I guess I need a strong kappa 💪 to be a whole feminine goddess ź 👸

[@username8644]

Knowing the Greek alphabet doesn't make you smarter.

[@whimsicallady9759]

@@username8644 ok beta I is smart!

[@therrychristophe828]

Lmaoo that's actually so funny😂😂😂😂

[@djentlover]

​@@username8644your behavior is very fun

[@twobeansonecream]

The comment section is a boardroom meeting, where you are not permitted to talk.

[@andrzejmikolajczyk9561]

Just love it! Laughed hard as hell :D All the best from Poland.

[@PowerSynopsis]

it blows my mind that the women have mics too. why?

[@kilsgb]

It's great minds like you that shape the future of humanity

[@siegfriedo]

The blonde had a hard time not laughing throughout the whole video. 😆

[@cspencer71007]

Thank you for making fun of those absolute clowns

[@Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we]

Its called "However" brilliant

[@YoojinKim-gt5fj]

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALL BREAK FROM CHARACTER LOL 😂😂😂😂 THE BLOOPERS ARE AN EXTRA GIFT!!! GOD BLESS ❤😊

[@ryanmosley8250]

Up next. "Women don't have good ideas?"

[@caliqm2199]

I love the goofy music playing whenever the girls talk (when they're allowed to,of course)

[@ClashingwithAdagon]

Jake Gyllenhal did such a good job portraying George Washington in Brokeback Mountain.

[@JustActNormal]

This is amazing

[@ZBMuzic]

The transition music is equally as perfect 🤣😂🤣

[@trybi100]

Alpha Nima was trying hard not to break whenever Chad was talking