How Hollywood Realtors Talk- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 200

Taken from Episode 200: "Knife Fights in Malibu"
• #200 - Knife Fights In...
Tim talks about his experience with a Malibu Realtor and how sharp his knife might be.
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[@justinlimon6231]

Always thought I was a JRE guy, slowly realizing Im a tim guy!

[@DeadLoya]

IM ANGRY AND HE’S ANGRY LET’S BE ANGRY TOGETHER

[@domsanchez148]

Tim is about 10 times funnier than Joe and even more intelligent.

[@itown4ever]

Tim is scary funny - he's a gem

[@pm7585]

I only found Tim through JRE but it took 5 seconds for me to realise this guys hilarious. Been following him ever since, he’s naturally funny and has wit that comes from obvious intelligence. He’s randomly goes on rants funnier than most of the big name comedians comedy specials. Still a JRE fan for the guests but you couldn’t pay me to go and watch Joe Rogan’s stand up. Everyone’s got different taste but I just don’t find him the least bit funny

[@dboyagod]

Justin Limon don’t you mean gay

[@lv5310]

I got used to Tim. I used to laugh hysterically. Now I laugh in my head and have a serious face on because he's just telling the truth straight up.

[@blackliamnesoon9198]

That sums it up PERFECTLY!

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

I feel the same, best comedian alive , yes or yes?

[@rezzbuilds8343]

I hear you on that I'll sometimes be sitting there for a half an hour and realize I haven't laughed out loud, but certainly have been enjoying every second it's a weird phenomenon

[@JamesAMusic]

@@rezzbuilds8343 bro exactly the same here

[@AnaChiu]

Careful it’s a knife fight out there.

[@minyjackass8421]

License plate says SOLD 😭

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dectate7421]

Genius

[@mrscruffles801]

I can easily imagine what kind of person would have that plate and I'm harboring a strong hatred for that person in my head

[@garystarkey6255]

we desperately need a t-shirt that says Malibu - Its a real knife fight out here. 😂😂😂

[@snacksXsongs]

We do. Immediately

[@mikep4216]

“If you build it, they will come.”

[@alfonzo9289]

And put a shoving match in silver lake under it..🤣

[@nickgeorgiou7770]

It’s a knife fight Yes or Yes

[@jackhicks8935]

hows this progressing?

[@TheRealJDC]

I like how Tim can create an entire persona from 4 words and the name Tracy... *IT'S. A. KNIFE. FIGHT.*

[@johndonohue2666]

"Porn is more reputable", LOL. Having worked in Real Estate I can wholeheartedly agree.

[@tier1solutions28]

I work in real estate now. The industry is lazy, sleazy, and as reputable as a phone case booth in the mall. The barrier for entry is unbelievably low.

[@tonyh1345]

Being a realtor was the most disgusting job I’d ever been a part of.

[@tier1solutions28]

@@tonyh1345 join the medical field LOL. Everything is a racket. It really is

[@chrisweidner4768]

Indeed. My wife started working for a very successful firm. Couldn’t last the week due to the atmosphere of pure lies and greed.

[@tier1solutions28]

@@chrisweidner4768 I'm glad I dont work in a big city

[@martinlastname8548]

‘I live in Malibu and my son thinks he’s a woman. It’s a real knife fight down here’

[@mdinhawaii]

That was easily the most funny thing I've heard all year!

[@nagsterthegangster]

Shiit man, yaknow' what they say: "Life in the big city..."

[@CashanovaXTREME]

🔪 🔪 Malibu 🌴 🌴

[@Striker50_]

@@nagsterthegangster Malibu has like 30,000 residents 😅

[@AnimeLover-ct6fz]

This is still one of my all time favs...I still to this day say, IT'S A REAL KNIFE FIGHT OUT THERE

[@stellar7760]

“A fender bender in Studio City.” 🤣😂

[@a-love-supremist]

😂 We should snuggle together and listen to Tim Dillon podcast

[@upstairscat87]

@@a-love-supremist id love to :)

[@jhart1127]

@@a-love-supremist can we all snuggle up? My husband fucked my sister last christmas.

[@dataslul]

I am down for a thumb wrestling match in Highland Park, or a dance off with an old lady in Glassell Park.

[@sirg-had8821]

A tiff in Temecula

[@baxter326]

That Irish skin can't handle the California sun.

[@Fabian080690]

A STUNNING ESTATE

[@binkinbelle]

That was the best - poetic almost

[@mattbritzius570]

This guy is a goddamned virtuoso.

[@jordanmiller4648]

"My son thinks he's a woman, its a real knife fight" 🤣

[@classygary]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffreybonner6895]

Trigger 😂

[@Tehstampede]

It's refreshing to hear such a glowing opinion of realtors

[@Subgenrelol]

“I could get into, maybe a shoving match in Silverlake” lmaooo

[@boyerindustries]

Tim’s monologues on his show are 10x better than his appearances on other shows

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Yeah, I really feel like this is his true home turf, even beyond his standup.

[@danhall9197]

I tried showing this video to a roomate who is studying for real estate in LA. She thought you were seriously talking about knives during your sharp knife credit metaphor. She was also concerned about the husband who blew his brains out. I literally had to tell her you were joking.

[@cheapskateaquatics7103]

Truly as deep as a puddle

[@taraschumacker]

Oof

[@sirg-had8821]

Her I.Q. is almost high enough to work there. I wish her well.

[@jimmybacas8003]

Tim just came from a 'no hands' cherry pie eating contest. He won.

[@OffGridInvestor]

Probably 3 times a week if he could. He's not scared of some food.

[@lilysslimefest]

😂🤣😅

[@jflanagan9696]

He placed first AND third.

[@Trapsarentgay133]

Then finished off the other contestants food

[@pearz420]

He's Irish, probably happened on the way to his car in the driveway.

[@mattp1914]

Interviewed with a Tracey this week... for real estate 😂😂😂

[@nashvilleantiques8691]

Hahaa did she mention how it's a real knife fight out here?

[@pm7585]

I’ve watched this so many times. It’s gotta be my favourite Tim clip. It’s funnier than most Netflix comedians specials

[@KKtheDonahem]

This kills me every time

[@fabiolopez7079]

it never gets old

[@seanrodriguez4775]

What's so funny is this was during his ads. His ads are better than most people's show

[@gpower9572]

Tim needs to do a spoof reality TV show called Malibu Realty.

[@timeherenowbe3126]

I have not listened to one word of this video yet. I just quickly clicked on to remind everyone that it’s a knife fight out there!

[@doorshotel]

This is Tim's finest rant. It's peak Tim. I love this man.

[@malluflixofficial]

Tim gets at his best... when it's about real estate

[@DavidKa5h]

His realtor rant is sooo good 😂😂😂

[@ChristmasCrybaby]

"Knife fights in the big city"

[@erinbroderick4272]

Lmao- “I’ll take a fender bender in Studio City”

[@ryansoccer97]

I had a cake made and had them write "Its a real knife fight out here in Malibu" on it. You should have seen the looks the girls at the bakery gave me when I came in to pick it up.

[@Khoros-Mythos]

Tim repeatedly screaming "IT'S A GODDAMN KNIFE FIGHT" made me laugh so hard I almost choked on a jolly rancher. Worth it.

[@kindnessmakesushappy]

"White Jag with a license plate that says SOLD" 🤣

[@CornyBum]

Never before have I laughed, let alone with tears in my eyes, from hearing someone say, "knife fight" 50 times.

[@CornyBum]

This was one of my earliest Tim Dillon videos, and I just listened to it again. The first time, I started crying laughing while cleaning the bathroom; three months later, I'm crying laughing again, but while putting groceries away. This home's gonna be a stunning estate someday.

[@CornyBum]

Back 3 years later, still laughing, albeit now missing this old Tim and reminded by that Magic Spoon box of all those unhinged, hilarious ad reads before he had to take this whole fake business thing seriously and let himself be tamed by the sponsors. Pandemic Tim was probably the best Tim.

[@mvh4384]

“HAHAhahahaHEHEHAHA I WISH I FELT!!” Best comedian out there, yes or yes!.

[@OsirisEyeOpticalSociety]

Tim "I've pimped sub-primes in the housing collapse" Dillon *Life's a knife fight... bring a gun.

[@adrianlouw2499]

"Life's a Knife Fight"

[@kurtjohansson1265]

Holy cow I cant breathe. Tim dillion kills

[@JG-zt3ou]

One of the funniest rants I’ve ever heard 😂

[@Piratestarburst]

This dude is hilarious 😂 Shout out from Australia 👍

[@krismerzoian7313]

I wonder if it’s still a knife fight down there

[@snip3d4less]

Tim u seriously need to do Alex Jones parodies. Even do some with Alex lol

[@timothywillox8564]

Boy do I have good news for you.

[@chrisweidner4768]

Indeed. Especially with Alex.

[@TheStumped19]

Dude I've watched this video three nights in a row and cried laughing every fucking time, such a good bit such a good show

[@villainessy]

I watched it the other night and I'm already back. I watched it and a couple other clips too close to falling asleep though and I dreamt about getting a knife fight with AOC as a result....life in the big city

[@robertbauters]

Same 😂😂

[@TheStumped19]

@@villainessy 🤣🤣 lifes a knife fight, (future tattoo inspiration

[@cjgeminitarot6836]

Tim we know you hate merch but please put “ITS A KNIFE FIGHT” on a shirt please.

[@jefftobbin6833]

3:17 life’s a knife fight CJ

[@K9.coordinated]

It's a real knife fight for these shirts!

[@georgechaplin2925]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

[@InsideIngenuity]

I come back to this video every couple of weeks.

[@angelmarquez6359]

This needs an animated version of the story.

[@RRRRobbbb]

Tim looks like a Chernobyl liquidator.

[@deepinmind83]

Seriously though, what the fuck happened to his face? It looks like he got slapped by Tracy a bunch of times.

[@feelinghealingfrequences7179]

radiation burn for sure

[@HighMarkWater]

Took a little sip of cold brew....😂

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

I absolutely love the animation and yelling. Huge fan

[@jaybrucker1234]

This dude is fucking hilarious, he is Matt Fully the motivational speaker without the motivation. Absolutely fucking amazing way of speaking and communicating with regular folks.

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

I'm not ready for an intense altercation with blades.

[@DavidBentley23]

Adderall and grapefruit juice

[@sirturd2954]

Now I gotta find a way to get “Life’s a knife fight” as a yearbook quote.

[@bizeeyo]

Tim i love you straight from Long Island, keep it up.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

I hope you're aware Tim was born and raised in Long Island!

[@amberdiaz5847]

LMFAO @ that keto cereal he's eating

[@poshmalone]

License plate says SOLD. Im dead ☠️ 🤣🤣🤣

[@rd3095]

the banter of this man. He's the overseas Nike sweatshop of banter.

[@Yabuddy53]

“I wish I felt” lmao

[@Nswix]

When I lived in West LA the lady who sold me my home told me she was the girl The Knack wrote "My Sharona" about when she was 14... so, this story checks out.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

The song: Rosanna is about actress; Rosanna Arquette... 📻

[@nedrobinson7490]

“Meet a west LA girl, already know what I need to know”…

[@yohogan7552]

This is pure gold

[@lettherebelamp5102]

1:22 i will get into maybe a shoving match….. in silver lake😂 My favorite Tim Dillon line

[@paultex11]

God I love Tim, flat out best podcast out there

[@FITforaKING777]

I miss these two together

[@sirmungus7113]

I have listened to about all of his podcasts and i think this is my favorite

[@cambojones3100]

Drinking game everytime tim says knife fight

[@dakotalenzi7630]

“My son thinks he’s a woman!…” oh my god this man is a fuckin treasure

[@jakesnacks1149]

Funniest gay man ever

[@seanoreilly1832]

The fact Tim is so sunburnt in this made me laugh without audio

[@GaBoyzzz]

Love the intensity

[@JohnSandoval_RoyalDeath87]

Knife fight out here

[@uhohjrama]

My female roommate thinks Im crazy for watching this guy. I'm like LIFE'S A KNIFE FIGHT REBECCA.

[@Natl.Acrobat]

2:45 Sam Kinison is smiling in the afterlife

[@timothyroling6507]

"All she ate last week was adderal and grapefruit juice" 😂😂😂

[@Yikum24]

You finally got me to subscribe with this knife fight you call a show ;P. I am a fan now. Tim Dillon and JimmyDore my top two favorite comedians. Probably for a good minute. I mean knife fight. A REAL good one! I'm also subbed to the main knife fight channel as it should be

[@divinegon4671]

This was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a month

[@Lorenzo-Passerini]

He looks like rage from inside out screamin ITS A KNIFE FIGHT😂😂

[@micahhayes8770]

He said her license plate says " SOLD"! Lol!

[@J03LM1]

This is like one of those radio stations you hear in GTA or something lol

[@kb2x172]

Yo He is crazy funny! Tim Dillion is now in my top 10 "Its a knife fight!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobbyhill7312]

“ Is your budget under 40 a month ? “

[@giraffewithtattoos2770]

As a matter of fact, you're damn right it's under 40 per month. WAAAAAY under 40

[@miketheyunggod2534]

😳

[@matthewchunk3689]

to people with money, all you are is a number. don't like it, find another area code.

[@2beJT]

@@matthewchunk3689 and deal with the shitty people who'd stab you for $50

[@t0ny1189]

@@2beJT yes there is zero middle ground

[@trishahopkins6574]

That "tanned" Irish face?!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JFrench98]

Tim needs a sketch show that will last one season but it would prob be a good season.

[@KernelColonelCollardGreens]

2:44 "IT'S A KNIFE FIGHT! ITS A GOD DAMN KNIFE FIGHT!"

[@robbieceez7052]

This is my favorite youtube video ever😂😂

[@Spongebathe830]

This and the pet spider bit are the best!

[@centaur6ify]

"Somebody KNIFE SOMEBODY!!!" -Tracy(Shout out Bill)

[@tsriftsal2329]

KnifeFight in Malibou needs its own show

[@villainessy]

A dull butter knife used to kill a mother 😂

[@classygary]

🤣🤣🤣

[@enigma-yu4jo]

Lmao the residual effects of this is dangerous. In commercial real estate. It really is a knife 🔪 out here

[@aaabbbccc985]

Me: Instantly Googles houses for rent in Malibu, looks for realtors named Tracy.

[@joeyboes7771]

Anyone else notice that Ben never inhales his vape and only hits it like once per episode?😂

[@Canadian_Cult_Classics]

Tim looks like he has that “Gin Heat” on his face

[@Spl1nter699]

HAha! His red face plays well into the rant. Keep it, Tim! It's only melanoma.

[@jcaj9002]

Tracy: ARE READY FOR THE KNIFE FIGHT IN MALIBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tim: No, not really

[@colewildenhus7207]

Tim is gunna get accused in the future of doing “red face”

[@JB-qq1xz]

"I'm coming in with a dull butterknife designed to kill a mother." =DDDD

[@jimmyunderwood13]

Tim dillon doesn't need guests. Amazing

[@minnesootanice9472]

This had me dying!!!

[@livefreeprintguns]

"Never bring a gun to an open house knife fight." -Tim Dillon (probably)

[@jaybrucker1234]

"Hahaha ha I wish I felt" please make merch.

[@dsmvfl363]

This is a Tim Dillon classic