163 - How To Be Popular

Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot.
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[@Dad_Brad]

I love how he breaks down high school popularity groups exactly like a CIA officer breaks down intelligence gathering theory

[@Tristanthepiston]

One of the creepiest comments Ive read, ever. How much Duct Tape and Zip Ties do you carry in your gym bag?

[@RiskyBRiskyB]

"The best way to destroy a system is from within"

[@SgtSickNasty42]

@Jaime Yousef Bro enough. Shill somewhere else.

[@BlazRa]

He's not even close to telling the truth there are several people who are popular in high school and grow up to be just completely basic bitch losers it really boils down to what you consider being a winner means

[@lolgamez9171]

@@BlazRa yeah in my opinion it's the mindset you have 16 months after graduation that matters.

[@xandermander6035]

I’m not even exaggerating when I say this is in the top 10 the greatest podcasts of all time.

[@VengefulPolititron]

The Steve Deace Show Unashamed with Phil Robertson The Black Phillip Show (Patrice O'Neal) Ten Minute Podcast The Tim Dillon Show Made By Jim Bob The Universe Next Door Mark Dice (not really a podcast) Hammerhand Undead Chronic XIV

[@WAR-DAMN-EAGLE]

@@VengefulPolititron You didn't include MSSP. I can't respect this list.

[@piersonmcwayne1136]

@@WAR-DAMN-EAGLE I’m sure those pods are good but god damn throw the whole list away with no mssp

[@astroboirap]

@@VengefulPolititron cumtown?

[@gingerninja3332]

In no particular order: Cumtown Tim Dillon Show MSSP JRE (in its prime) Black Philip (Patrice 😇👨🏿) Ten Minute Podcast Opie and Anthony (in its prime)

[@garrywellman]

"A Jewish kid who wants to be black but thinks he's Italian." The most spot-on description of a certain type of person in high school I've ever heard

[@usceccu]

Andrew Schulz ?

[@adaorannadi247]

@@usceccu this exactly what i was thinking

[@BoqPrecision]

And it rubs off/leaves an impression on his younger sister...so three and a half decades later we get Drake.

[@vitalorgan2946]

Also the Italian kid that dresses like and hangs out with black people even though he’s racist

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

@@BoqPrecision how did this sip through the cracks

[@michaelbartle6551]

Tim has been on another level lately

[@WillOnYT]

Its the keto

[@justingigante8407]

You’ve been sleepin on him then man...Tim’s been killin it before he moved out to LA.....people need to take notes from this man for real.

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@justingigante8407 Preach.

[@michaelbartle6551]

@@justingigante8407 he's always been great. His Ray voice LISTEN TO ME always got me. But him on RAP, LOS and YKWD from the past compared to the LOS ep at the store!? Wow, he stood out tremendously. He's letting those jokes fly more and not blending in. Rogan lit a fire in him I think

[@LukeOfEarl77]

Pepe Meme chill chill chill chill chill. Don’t give away our secret podcast man. These guys might tread on it

[@GodsNode]

I could have used this 20 years ago.

[@joedugan9544]

You got the blue chew..

[@BasilHagens]

@Benjamin Rallo how bout could've Bro u needa chill wtf

[@withnail-and-i]

@Benjamin Rallo Bro the guy was joking, slack off the booze and roids, take some good ol Xanax

[@followdanger890]

@Benjamin Rallo you’re a loser ngl

[@codymontgomery5316]

@Benjamin Rallo ha! You’re fuckin fun brother! Your rants are true to ol’ Timmy’s comedy. Kudos, my friend.

[@BlakeCocoa]

Honestly the fat girl with a clean car was the most clutch when it came to rides to parties

[@MFJoneser]

huge point

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

This is the first and only time I’ve ever seen “clutch” work in a sentence

[@jg2408]

Even down to the solid fat build and confident short answers. He nailed my schools fat girl with a clean car. I was cackling

[@WalkerChristopher11]

Lmao I haven't seen this episode yet and I have already seen three perfect descriptions of ppl I went to high school with

[@thistleskeptic]

I’m a fat girl w a clean car and he’s spot on

[@ChelleyMadison]

Another masterpiece in the making. There should be an animated show with all of these popular personalities as characters. I would watch “Dillon High”.

[@nickcitron2369]

Oh, fuck yes!!! If only someone had a brain who doles those jobs out.

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Damn, that's like the smartest idea I've read in these comments. There should be something to manifest from Tim's rant.

[@arazmanafi8144]

This would actually be a REALLY good idea. Holy shit Tim actually NEEDS to do this

[@seebass1001]

DILLON HIGH!!!! Yes!!!

[@lax6719]

I sometimes visualize a cartoon as Tim talks lmao

[@mrjamestown93]

The only podcast where i look forward to the ad reads

[@jaywon06]

Don't disrespect Bill Burr like that. He is OG of ad reads

[@sealevelbear]

Yep!

[@coreyS33]

Tigerbelly

[@bigfoot7688]

No one does adds like this. Fuckin hilarious

[@analozada9475]

🤣🙌🔥💯

[@skinsella9753]

“Know where you can get fucked up like a pig and know where you have to be a person” words of pure philosophy.

[@redshorts2]

Tim playing an angry Sabastian is something I never knew I needed so badly in my life.

[@TanoookiMario377]

“Lil Nas X is here tonight”

[@sdeckerstudios]

These ad reads are a masterclass is comedic advertising. I will NEVER forget about these sponsors!

[@perfectpatties1759]

Do you remember these sponsors?

[@TheAgentmigs]

"Fat girl who doesn't know she's fat. This is big." Fucking hilarious pun.

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

She is stunned…😂

[@StoneColdH95]

Genuinely perplexed that she isn't getting more play

[@michaelolson4860]

😅lol I o o looo lol l lol lol k loo k loo lol k lol lol k lol lol ķkk lol k lol lol lol I kķ loo k loo ķķkkkķķkkkķkk lol kl lol lllllllll​@therealwilfreddierkes9980

[@arthurfleck8777]

Tim is the only person who can make me listen to an 8 MINUTE AD.

[@mattferry2576]

"be a guy with a car.......be a guy with drugs....be a guy with a gun.....be a guy with bullets!" how isn't this guy selling out the garden?! improv skills are insane!

[@GraceJ91]

Totally read that quote in his voice.

[@poundfoolish8691]

He's too good you don't think Mossad and the CIA arent keepin our boy down?

[@vabp8985]

his podcast and skits are always fantastic but honestly his stand up is pretty bad. He seems to focus on things that might appeal to the most possible people and the jokes fail most of the time because 1) he doesn't like the joke he's telling 2) the crowd doesn't like it either because he didn't work them well. I think he's on the same stage Louis CK was almost two decades ago, where he would write jokes thinking about the audience and not stuff that he personally finds humorous. Hopefully Tim breaks out of that trend cause I can't think of a funnier person in podcast right now apart from Theo Von

[@matthewgodwin4626]

@@vabp8985 Certainly think Tim has the comedic ability to be somewhere near as funny as Louis and I hope he gets there. Doubt it will happen with the success he’s having with his podcast though and the disdain for stand up he’s expressed.

[@Facekickerr699]

cause hes a republican

[@tomw4918]

That blue chew ad is all time

[@YReezyGang]

Cracking TF up right now. Let everyone know you're a KING . BLUE CHEW

[@NIKNIKATEEN13]

Best ad possibly ever

[@eskii6565]

@@NIKNIKATEEN13 Dude go listen to the magic spoon advertisement. You will cry

[@willzinc6137]

Holy cow that blue chew ad might be the funniest I've ever heard.

[@UgotSprucked]

It's time to talk about fuuuuuggggginnnn

[@Nicklaus13]

This is the best episode of any podcast I’ve ever heard

[@MA1LUNE]

Same

[@helong91]

I still watch his Brownie Boat, Cancel Your Family, and Eat the Rich. They’re all time classics

[@amirhadiyan8332]

I’m 17 just graduated high school, I think all of my peers could benefit from some Tim wisdom

[@TheMiist]

Some Tisdom

[@BasilHagens]

Graduated at 17? Be honest, ur the kid with the parent who's a teacher

[@mattgrele6318]

are u thame fat guy who fights

[@vicegardens5546]

holy shit same dude. wanna gain from one another, what was your high school experience

[@herbythechef7624]

@@BasilHagens its called being born after september.

[@calwiggums3319]

Tim Dillon has been on fire lately. Dude bloody slays.

[@analozada9475]

“I haven’t had a carb in three days and I punched a woman in the face today!” 😩🤣🤣😭💀

[@publiusvelocitor4668]

Devan is low key comedy gold, in his own right. How he calmly deadpan nods and agrees with Tim's insanity, as if it is common knowledge we are all familiar with and have all heard a thousand times is masterful.

[@illivanilli364]

Is that Ben before there was Ben? I’m getting caught up on anything Tim Dillon related and haven’t seen this guy before? Is he an old producer or a comic buddy of Tim’s?

[@Trent_Moorman]

@@illivanilli364 comic, he's funny on the show at least compared to Ben or Dan or gravy Guzzler Ray

[@luker.6967]

@@Trent_Moorman nah ray is awesome

[@TheAgentmigs]

It's almost like he's Tims therapist hahaha

[@proddreamatnight]

It's crazy how the old ad reads are funnier than the current podcasts lmao

[@bluecollar825]

You hurt my feelings with this comment. During covid I found Tim. Binged alot of it. Recently tuned back in to a couple and felt like something seemed...softer. Just a bit but your comment kinda confirms it for me.

[@CatnamedMittens]

Damn that's big

[@Seekaroom]

Just look at the reduced length of his current episodes

[@Andriulli25]

It’s hard to maintain the same level of performance. He has produced a lot of content.

[@CatnamedMittens]

@@Andriulli25 yeah that's problem.

[@stephenpettinger1]

11/10. Tim, you are the chainsmoking preacher I wish I was subjected to in the late 80’s/early 90’s. Exceptional work here, props to Devan with 4/4 good assists. Fill in the blanks.

[@DaRabbiit]

I just found this podcast last week and I'm watching all the episodes in reverse 😂 it's funny to see Tim go in and out of sanity

[@goncalo1485]

That makes 2 of us

[@anthonyrotola9905]

This is some of Tim's best work. His Sebastian impression is hilarious and the commentary is perfection. Probably my favorite Tim Dillon podcast episode.

[@greenpilltheory6649]

"Smokes more bone than a Texas Pit Master"

[@swtehdiplomat]

I'm like 9:55 into this, and wow this is amazing! Once in a while the youtube suggestion gods get it right; this is one of them.

[@bluecollar825]

Tim is a master observer. His descriptions are so accurate lol. Edit-be a person...with a gun. That was absolutely bonkers!

[@jessebabcock3615]

Tim nailed my archetype word for word as the kid who always has weed, and then fucked his life up 2 years outta high school. I had to pause the video to die in laughter.

[@gusglasser]

wait that was also me. went to rehab 2 years out of highschool

[@XanVicious]

I did it backwards, started smoking after graduating. So all the mistakes you make in HS like fucking up your life had real consequences instead of mild ones.

[@pipi0290]

lmao I was like "no way these are that accurate" until he described me word for word

[@berri6015]

Literally same

[@leefromcupertino9754]

One of the greatest rants I’ve ever heard

[@alyssa0411]

In 8th grade at my school the most peculiar thing happened. The popular group sort of, in a way “adopted” one of the biggest losers in school. They invited him into their little hang-out area during lunch one day. Then he started to come around every day and they completely accepted him. That guy made friends with all the popular kids which lasted all the way through high school. It was the strangest thing to witness.

[@brandonberry2064]

I used to skip the ads until I realized that they're the best part of the show

[@armani4267]

I love Tim Dillon he's brilliant

[@fritzpierre92]

Podcast has been on fire for a long time now . And Tim is incredibly eloquent especially when he’s telling people they will fail and fail and die in the street like a dog

[@audreybursek8469]

Just discovered this podcast and I am so grateful. Can't believe you weren't on my radar before but I'm HERE for it

[@AnorexicShark]

dude tim has managed to make ads a highlight. bravo. Its like the super bowl ads of podcasting there so wild you cant miss them

[@sealevelbear]

Exactly! So many noobs are bitching in the comments about them, they don’t get it 😅

[@danp275]

This man could have been so many things but I'm glad this is what he fell into

[@alloutofbubblegum1215]

You were dead on with that Thanksgiving riff, though. I know way too many people that cling to dead friendships, relationships. Nostalgia is a killer for those who can't do a line and leave it be.

[@BeRoyal37]

Thank you, tim. I'm in the process of canceling my friends

[@elliotjoseph9654]

BeRoyal37 best decision I ever made

[@sealevelbear]

Family too!

[@manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145]

*Get rid of those idiots.* 💪🏿😎

[@Fabian080690]

Boy did that whole global pandemic thing helped or what

[@pearlgirl5643]

Feels good, man!

[@genghiskhan4d5]

Tim dillon is unmatched in comedy currently

[@trolmct6972]

The only comedian that Joe rogan knows who's actually funny

[@nimmha6708]

Yeah, since he knows Chapelle, Siddiq, Gillis, ... @@trolmct6972

[@guitarnut6144]

Tim is razor sharp; and hilarious.

[@jamesmackey8857]

Dude, Im from Massachusetts, but on the Rhode Island line. Class of 2001. I can attest that this is the most honest explanation of high school in the Northeast that Ive ever heard. Fucking awesome bro.

[@borexcore]

This is the best podcast I’ve ever heard

[@CedricWilliams67]

So much real talk in this ep. Stay blessed.

[@miramirez3574]

Omg. Truth.

[@BJ-ru2kw]

The over-the-summer change is my experience and why I endorse this message

[@djyua9157]

This podcast is GOLD glad Tim told us to come back and watch this

[@KarmaPaym3ntPlan]

Was wondering if this was what he was referring to on the recent ep, or if their was a newer version that’s exclusive to the patreon

[@Widderic]

He got me with skinny skateboarder who likes weed and fettuccini alfredo that almost ruined my life with drugs but made it out on top in the end. This man is self aware.

[@christopherferry5757]

This is truly one of the best TD episodes.

[@SHATHECROW]

This is one of the most profound, serious, funny pieces of gold I have ever came across

[@blazedandconfused477]

I love how much Tim overhypes how talented Lizzo is.

[@sealevelbear]

Smart move, lest the truth slip out (if she was skinny nobody would care).

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@sealevelbear The Fat Pride Worldwide movement seems to be killin it these days!

[@lanesniffin730]

Lmao

[@bluecollar825]

That diabetic boots line was a harsh throwaway joke lol. Following it with the 5 apnea machines was like throwing dirt on the coffin.🤣

[@jasonyount6036]

Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! 🤣🤣🤣 Tim was on fire here! The Blue Chew ad omg!🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Wearenotwell]

Re listening to this and the blue chew advert is better than many comedy dvds I’ve bought lol

[@willzinc6137]

Late to the game. First time listening to this ep. That Blue Chew ad might be the funniest I've ever heard.

[@Flyguiflybye]

Tim is a genius. I try to tell everyone...he's got "it"

[@Laurliuzz]

Might be my fav Tim pod of all time

[@MrRaw4life]

THIS COULD BE THE NEXT BIG PODCAST KEEP IT UP BRO

[@wokesherman2713]

Timmy , you're killing it dood! Keep it up man!!!

[@casualmiguel]

man this was the first podcast of tims I saw LOL that blue chew ad was what hooked me

[@briankrebs7534]

Damn Tim, making me feel really grateful for my folks and their good cooking. I was so close to being the dead-eyed killer you once were - metamorphisized, now, unto the host which is more than a man or a comic, amen - yet; the graciousness of my feeding lent me pleasure, thus affability onto my peers, and so, I happily maintained a jesterous station and received a broad reciprocity from my peers. Nothing else makes more sense to me than providing deliciously cooked nutritious meals for schoolchildren (up to all 3 meals too, and fucking provide food for the parents and

[@TheThejaketucker]

The porch is back ....... YAS QUEEEEN!!!

[@tambourine3632]

YAS BITCH

[@AAMarc]

@@tambourine3632 I keep it juicy juicy, I eat that lunch (yeah)

[@Ray565.]

It’s almost scary how nearly everything he said about high school is absolutely true, and how the advice he gave is very good advice. I graduated HS 6 years ago and I wish someone had told me that before I started.

[@jonslater9918]

Best podcast on the Internet, Tim you need to do more promotion people need to hear you

[@Conzore]

I wish tim took these risks today. This era for the pod is incredible. The impressions, improv.

[@loganbrown6625]

Greatest podcast episode of all time. I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days while you were still in them…

[@jeremy605]

Why you think its not as good now?

[@iicog2070]

The only channel where I literally never skip the ads cus I don't wanna miss the skit.

[@franciscoguerreiro7308]

The fat girl with a clean car is a legend in Europe as well, I’ve met quite a few over the years. Fine people indeed

[@jeredsteadman4160]

9 minutes 33 seconds. Thank you Tim this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

[@unknownbenson]

I’m proud of myself. It’s been months and I didn’t know you weren’t gay.

[@benzobowboy]

So happy for the success Tims been receiving. I think we can all tell he deserves it. You make a lot of people happy Tim thank you for being around when the world went into the toilet

[@kailenpiardi2721]

i get a serotonin boost when i hear the intro to this show

[@jeeed6390]

This is actually very useful for life. Btw, that Bluechew is the funniest commercial I’ve heard in a while.

[@korbindallas8224]

Your rants are God tier!

[@pat557]

Whenever I hear Tim, I realize that just because something is funny, doesn't mean it cant be serious. And just because something is serious, doesn't mean it can't be funny.

[@danielquevedo4996]

Bruh Tim literally laid out my entire high school dude spits straight facts imagine how funnier he gon be wen he blows up homie speaking truth

[@edwardchowanes7716]

This is top of the line information.

[@dripsystem5785]

This podcast is fire.

[@darkmythos4457]

This ep might be one of my favorites.

[@MidasTushie]

Anybody else here after Tim referenced this episode on the Patreon and/or had this suggested by KZbin without actually searching for it?

[@danieldykema9874]

The accuracy of this is actually mind blowing.

[@reidwiebe2800]

We love the porch!

[@jinkim5692]

This is nuts... The breakdown, Tim you the King right now....

[@elliotjoseph9654]

He encourages me to not give af and live my best life

[@ryanowns5]

This is quite possibly the greatest and funniest intro to any podcast, ever.

[@Tyler-Thompson]

One of the best episodes of all time

[@mikebarton616]

This bluechew ad was the single funniest thing I've ever listened to. Period.

[@ericeserjose3343]

This blue chew ad might’ve been the best ad ever.

[@starhr7248]

Tim's the only podcast where i look forward to the commercials

[@miramirez3574]

The visual of Tim naked with chocolate lava cake on mouth in hotel room during ad read...he paints a picture. National treasure. Repost. Animate.

[@4363HASHMI]

TD made my current top 5 comedian list

[@MaTtYMcBlack]

I feel like Tim personally attacks me by what he says every episode and that he would hate me if we ever met. But God damnit he's fucking funny and I love his comedy!

[@imaginationland474]

that blue chew ad was the greatest commercial of all time.

[@ElTheDude]

man the Sebastian impression doesn’t get enough love

[@mattermattering]

epic

[@prometheus3864]

It’s spooky how incredibly accurate this is....at least speaking from a private catholic high school class of 2009

[@unownnnn]

Tim has 3 years left to achieve his dream. The hotel on the moon

[@ZAKANDWHATARMY]

Very thorough Blue Chew spot on this one. Perhaps the thoroughest in the history of the program.

[@bluecollar825]

Idk, all of them are classic. Id love to know what the company thinks of these. They're actually really good!

[@joshsimpson10]

The best bluechew commercial ever

[@connorgillan1718]

I’m about to graduate school and I wanna let you know Tim that I just started figuring this game out. I know I have a shot and your podcast has helped.

[@Richko530]

This is the best podcast episode ever. This is hall of fame shit no doubt. Haven’t laughed that much in 5 years at least.

[@9THDEATH]

I meditated like a monk the whole time when the blue chew ad was rolling lets go

[@TWill16]

The legend of Tim grows!

[@BlakeLarsen3]

All time best ad read in existence: Blue Chew 10:05. Write this entire ad on my tombstone.

[@TylerDamsma]

some podcasts are as entertaining as an entire special

[@anarmyoftigers]

One of my favorite episodes, hands down.