How I Beat Hitman's Master Difficulty With NOTHING

[@maximeprost6022]

Bro is gonna finish Hitman without playing the game

[@ieatorangepaint]

Literally

[@yashuab.2979]

Yeah, he forgot to mention no Silent Assassin either. I saw his first mission and was so disappointed that I found out this video is pointless.

[@Gesuspiece]

​@@yashuab.2979it probably would've been easier too

[@Siwyyyyy]

Well definition of playing is having fun during video games sooo....

[@yashuab.2979]

@@Gesuspiece True that, he is just receiving a bunch of chaos all because he doesn’t think.

[@fleggy5050]

I think the Hokkaido mission has a unique kill where if u approach Soders with a suit he just dies from looking at you so that would be pretty funny for this (You have to use a specific interaction prompt in front of the table while suit only). Like you literally dont even use your hands. But I guess the heart works too!

[@danielnilsson6679]

it has to be 47s signature suit

[@metarotta]

that approach tends to get you rapidly compromised too which when playing master mode isnt viable

[@ubermaster1]

@@metarotta Yea, but it's funny, so it's the best method by default.

[@metarotta]

@@ubermaster1 valid point

[@EDoyl]

​@@danielnilsson6679 It's funny that the "no clothes" restriction is relevant in such a literal way. A jacket and tie would eliminate Soders but 47's not allowed to wear any.

[@gavbs]

“Instead, it’s guarded by one naked man ready to strangle him.”

[@helloo.helloo.helloo]

💀

[@twotruckslyrics]

😭

[@reverseflash9163]

😭😭😭

[@ProtoKun7]

5:13 - It's the Swedish consulate, rather than a bank. Also, an interesting mechanic is that if you snap a neck while you're subduing someone, it'll be loud and people nearby will notice (like at 5:46), but if you subdue them completely into unconsciousness and snap the neck after that, it won't be loud for some reason and will go unnoticed (unless an NPC was going to turn around anyway).

[@antoniohagopian213]

It should make a noise regardless, assuming you have good hearing and it's quiet you will definitely hear it. You can hear muscle tears, they literally pop. So imagine a spinal cord.

[@CrisBy1]

I was wondering why he wasn't just snapping their neck while subduing. Thanks for the tip!

[@LazarusBell]

In Hokkaido, you can drag bodies to doors and they'll act as keys for you :)

[@Gtafuck]

I need to try this trick irl

[@mimi91xx]

@@Gtafuckwait what

[@MrNegaBlox]

I mean. Does a body count as picking up an item?

[@JohnySlama]

Since he dragged bodies in this video, i guess not

[@amous64456]

HOLD UP

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Imagine trying this while still achieving Silent Assassin? Actually... I think some people have done this while still retaining Silent Assassin.

[@hankgarfield6400]

Do you know who has done this? I'm doing this challenge myself silent assassin suit only and i haven't seen it done before (I've done all missions apart from colorado)

[@Wickednessdude]

​@@hankgarfield6400 I have been playing the game since 2016 and finishing the entire world of assassinations missions with nothing is actually easier than it sounds, I am seriously questioning the purpose of this video myself! the guy punched his way through to the targets and snapped their necks there is nothing impressive about that

[@Jaapst]

@@Wickednessdudeit’s aimed at a mainstream casual audience. I’m over level 1000 on Hitman although I don’t play anymore I finished every challenge. I agree that it is not impressive. If you do saso you’re not really casual :)

[@pearbullet1730]

5:39 "Instead, it is guarded by one naked man waiting to strangle him." LOL

[@insertfunnynamehere8984]

I'm gonna be honest, I never played Hitman and would never want to, but I really enjoy hearing you talk about them. :)

[@onionbutter42]

I'm glad to hear it, I try to make my videos interesting to people who aren't super into the hitman games

[@amusedapple4933]

@@JYZProductionsI’m not a fan either but it is cool to play every once a month

[@getyoteladz3536]

im in the same situation :p

[@mixupmyworld]

freelander mode is the best, objectives are random

[@EtherealDoomed]

​@@onionbutter42As another non-Hitman enjoyer you succeed

[@MuchWhittering]

I had this idea a while back, except I was gonna do Silent Assassin too. I came to the conclusion most, if not all maps are impossible with that extra condition. Certainly Hawkes Bay is impossible, I'm pretty sure no items means you can't get the guards away from the exit.

[@onionbutter42]

Yeah I thought about it, but I also agree that with these conditions silent assassin on the vast majority would be impossible. Maybe if you spend like 20 hours individually peekabooing every character and dragging them away it could be done, but it would take days or maybe weeks of playtime to finish the game like that

[@Gameboy2007-Official]

@@onionbutter42it would only take abt a few hrs I pacified everyone in new york doing sa and was able to get everyone to the centre area pretty quickly

[@Gesuspiece]

​@onionbutter42 you could do it in under 30 minutes with map knowledge

[@stinkyhead69420]

@@onionbutter42Hey, I know you might never see this comment but I have just managed to complete this challenge. All 6 original maps SASO without a single item. I have it all recorded on video. I would really like to contact you if that's alright, I enjoy your videos and I'd like to share this with you. Great video btw!!

[@Impossible_Fishy]

I’m actually really happy you played the original maps because those are the ones I’m most familiar with

[@PinnePon]

Devs: "just have fun 😊" Players: "what if we didnt"

[@gamingwithfaseeh9332]

I really love these videos , we all do tbh i wasn't much of a hitman guy but onion has made me love this your videos are great , very well made in every aspect. Onion , keep going we LOVE YOU.

[@ScørpionDŁT]

Me too!!

[@jeankonner6736]

in Hokaido you can drag the npc wearing the correct disguise to a door to unlock it, without changing the disguise

[@douglasmasho2324]

It's more fun to watch these videos than actually playing the game 😂

[@Groovecharge]

I absolutely love your Hitman Videos! Keep up the good work king.

[@MaximusKingery]

Next video: how I beat hitman without turning my pc on

[@bigmanting9958]

*turns on Xbox*

[@personcalledalexis]

@@bigmanting9958*turns on microwave*

[@GilliganTF2]

- Hey give me a gameplay of Hitman with extra challenges + Extra challenge - And hold the weapons + Hold the weapons? - And hold the clothes + Hold the clothes? + Hey Jimmy! Give me a gameplay of Hitman with nothing! * NUTHIN'?!

[@craigsmith5039]

Marrakesh is not a bank, its the Swedish Consulate. Otherwise, great job!

[@_zigger_]

Marrakesh is a city in Morocco, not the Swedish consulate

[@LinhLe-rs7fr]

@@_zigger_did you know that most Morrocan cities are Swedish Consulate Banks???

[@brown56765]

"No items" Steals a whole helicopter 🙄 In all seriousness though, this is a marvelous feat and a great video! Keep up the great work!

[@theeternalbruh1267]

I had idea, hitman with only loud guns, and you can't be caught a single time, and you have to stay in your original suit, getting caught means restarting the entire game

[@onionbutter42]

That’s honestly a sick idea, I’ll see if I can find a way to make something like that work, but it sounds hecka hard

[@theeternalbruh1267]

@@onionbutter42 you'll probably have to use that unsilenced ica pistol you can get in hitman 3

[@the150thdoctor]

There’s actually an easier way to do this in Paris. Slip past the guards to get the fireworks remote, attend the auction, start the display, and push Dahlia onto Viktor.

[@epicatom8892]

Great video!! Btw in Hokkaido you can drag bodies to the doors you want opened and they will stay open as long as the body is close enough. Figured this out doing suit only..

[@antoniohagopian213]

Entering the Paris suite is very easy, you can go inside the attic where a auction staff looks at the stairs, then enter the suite from the window and turn the sink on to lure the guard with the radio.

[@devinbuettgenbach2941]

Hokkaido has to be one of my favourite maps. It's so much fun running around in a mad doctor's outfit

[@NotSentient]

imagine you are a guard for an important VIP and there randomly comes a naked man who strangels the very same person you are tying to protect and than just runs off

[@metundra5804]

I really appreciate the poetic combinations of words like 4:17 and 4:29. It adds a lot of flavor to the video!

[@JohnySlama]

Fun fact for Colorado, Ezra Berg (red shirt, mask) DOES leave the house periodically to go into a small shed with only 2 guards. Could've easily grabbed him there

[@Archer63270]

How I beat Hitman MASTER DIFFICULTY with HOT LEAD being poured down my URETHRA.

[@Dextinator12]

Watched this on my school computer on lunch break

[@branjimguy]

“instead, it’s guarded by one naked man waiting to strangle him” got me rolling

[@Jesusthesecondcoming2]

Next title: Can I beat Hitman by walking outside?

[@snartboy5000]

bro made hitman boneless

[@tahafawad426]

Next video title gonna be like “how I beat hitman using only my mind”

[@reireireireireireireireirei]

That's not a bank, that's a consulate

[@apolakigamingandmore6376]

Agent 47 looks like a laughingstock in here, he is like a guy who came out of mental hospital with having no clothes.

[@ieatorangepaint]

Bro why do you not have like 500k subs yet? Your videos are top tier

[@Howard0Chris]

"Neither of them leave" They both leave the house

[@RobertoBlake]

Redo the thumbnail with Hitman Shirtless and use a different font like Oswald Semibold. My going back to your roots this video should be one that pops for you, you just need a better quality thumbnail like your best videos have

[@onionbutter42]

Thanks for the tip! I wasn't really happy with this thumbnail but I didnt have any good ideas for something that stands out, I'll give your suggestion a try edit: made the changes and I like it a lot more, but more importantly I can't believe I didn't know you could import different fonts into photoshop, I've been using defaults this entire time it looks so much cleaner now

[@FurryNonsense]

2:32 **Uses an item** And also many other times

[@boywithamask1]

**that’s not an item**

[@GlatzeMetzger]

This is not a strategy it's a tragedy

[@mcmike89]

Even James Bond and Ethan Hunt are jealous of Agent 47 being better than both of them, lol!!!

[@SuperiorFr0g]

Oh dam, this man failed his objective in the last second of the video. He picked up the heart to throw it out 😳

[@mryrius]

You simply don’t understand. Agent 47 *is* the weapon.

[@andersnaugle4105]

“The whole point of hitman is to have fun… I’m going to throw all that in the GARBAGE!”

[@thegladiatory300]

Do it with a Silent Assassin rating, and then this could be mildly interesting.

[@Vukan.Kos.]

You can drag bodies to open Hokaido doors.

[@nicholewoodward8045]

if you drag a body to the doors they will open if they have the appropriate outfit on the npc

[@Haze_xyz]

Just how i like them, no clothes no weapons and not items

[@chase.2464]

Another banger video, your channel is so underrated. Here before 1,000,000 subs!

[@Overlycomplicatedswede]

I feel like this guy would be incredibly good at the sniper elite games and I’d love to see him play one

[@Breegullbeak]

Fact about Hokkaido, unconscious or dead individuals still can open doors if you drag them over.

[@trannhatanang6434]

*Canonicallly accurate Hitman being in the game.

[@PrimalMisfit]

Hitman 2 and 3 next, u gotta complete the trilogy

[@loslingos1232]

For Hokkaido, you could just drag a body with the correct uniform to the key sensor thing and it will unlock

[@leechesg]

On Hokkaido, you can drag bodies to doors and they will unlock! You obviously managed without, but maybe useful info for the future

[@yum976]

Imagine it's just another day on the farm then suddenly guard corpses start appearing then you get killed by a man in dress pants and bandages

[@Kris_is_cool]

Bros gonna play hitman without anyone dying

[@Random_5tuff]

Someone gotta tell bro he can snap a guy's neck while strangling him 💀💀💀

[@aditya32093]

the music used here is reminding me of another certain game that should not be talked about openly.......although without context and outside the game it is pretty good

[@SockyNoob]

This challenge on Colorado would give BigMooney06 PTSD.

[@GGGamerGuy5533]

bro is the ica agent that is chosen as the last resort

[@christianloizou4463]

For Hokkaido, you can drag a guard's body near a door and it'll unlock!

[@ruskibot7745]

for Hokkaido, you can used the dead/unconscious bodies as a key to open the door.

[@MrDylanm842]

You can get into dalias bathroom by climbing out a window in the attic, also on hokkaido, dragging bodies to doors unlocks them

[@konekoray9323]

Thinking about the aftermath of the Colorado mission, where the few survivors are left with dozens upon dozens of bodies, many with signs of blunt force trauma, particularly around the head region, but all of them, every single last one of them, with snapped necks…

[@mauer1]

that has the same vibe as valkyrie asking skullduggery why she hasnt any weapons and him answering, you have specialized combat training from 2 of the best cqc fighters on earth you have skills in elemental sorcery and have your necromancer ring. You are a weapon Valkyrie.

[@rupertmiller9690]

I played through without watching tips, tricks or walkthroughs. Now I find out some of my easiest to do missions are supposedly the 'hardest maps' in the game. Colorado was cake, so was Ambrose. Sight lines and NPC pathing allow for wandering around easy-peasy. Hokkaido is my favorite though.

[@lunacy3]

6 hours for one mission is true dedication

[@alexandreman8601]

now do that challenge on Hitman 2 and 3

[@Xx_phoenixz_xX]

I have played Colorado for my entire childhood and it is easy. Sean Rose does leave the house and the house area to go to Maya Parvati in the barn. Ezra Berg however does not leave the house area he just goes into his garage where he is a very easy target.

[@unleashed2209]

If I remember correctly in Hokkaido, you can drag bodies to the doors and it will still trigger the door

[@monkeylordofdoom14]

Alrighr fine you earned a subscriber! Lol your videos are amazing the banana one was great

[@nevilis1]

i never played hitman but ur videos are so well made i might try it out :3

[@raghavbhasin1165]

For Paris, You can steal an invitation from a women to get access to the top floor For Hokkaido, you can actually drag unconscious bodies that have the appropriate clothes to doors to unlock them

[@franzpattison]

Next level gotta get silent assassin like this

[@AntOfGods]

Now do it with nobody seeing you either

[@andreworders7305]

0:50 you can call the bandages fashion

[@dork4202]

I think you're the first person in the world to say colorado's fun LMAO

[@geokou7645]

WE NEED MORE

[@liquidsofa]

Black tie event, with armed security, show up without a shirt and bandages with a shoulder wound, sure nothing suspicious there. Plus, it is astounding how many people are 47's size. Buying off the rack in this world is a piece of cake. One size does fit all, because there is only one size.

[@denniodersoo]

Bros gonna finish the game without walking

[@NA-Not-Available]

8:30 Imagine what the guards are seeing, a naked man walking in and killing every single militia

[@andrewjenkins1914]

Ok now do the whole series 1,2,3 SASO or regular SA but you let a random number generator decide what you bring. "How I beat Hitman with no input whatsoever." Start it with something like... "In a game with complete freedom and choice, what happens if I don't have any?" and yeah you just let the RNG decide how you complete the ENTIRE Hitman Trilogy. (for bonus points only use what RNGeezus says you can) If you use this you don't have to credit me fully at all just say something funny. I enjoy you and your content and you always make me smile.

[@HoodIiedoo]

“Can I get a hitman with nuthin?”

[@44faithy41]

I’ve never heard anyone say “now, the one I’m most excited for, Colorado” 😂 But fr this sounded like a fun challenge, especially because you weren’t restricting yourself to silent assassin

[@Cats_Gaming]

Btw on Hokkaido you can use bodies as keys if you drag them up to the doors

[@Nikolasz1173]

Nice, can you try it with Silent Assasin?

[@CarltonSmith45]

*spoiler* There's another entrance to the cave with the virus that doesn't require a key, unless you count the explosive used to destroy the wall in the way. Down by the pier, in a tunnel underneath and besides some shops, there is a gaurd standing in a corner. Behind him there is a crumbling stone wall that glows in instinct mode.

[@shawnsingh1026]

I love your videos man!

[@vineousvondrake2456]

the "let's play this game in a way that will have me cussing almost non stop for the next 2 days" challenge lol

[@l3loodyStorm]

"Im not gonna pick anything up" 9:00 drags around a dead body.

[@KenwayJoel]

I've never heard an embassy called a bank before

[@Idkoscar1]

*Playing Hitman 3* *Playing Hitman 2016 levels* *KZbin Gaming:* Eh idk Hitman 2 maybe

[@overlytoxic]

real challenge would be getting this done with silent assassin achievement

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

This is a crazy ass monk build

[@gameringchannel5156]

if this man can beat hitman with nothing, surely i can beat sapienza on easy

[@MattandJayI]

I love that outfit. Use it all the time haha

[@fscreations7373]

I just remembered what I’ve heard this on before. It’s ‘Bring Me The Horizon Paradise Eve’. This is a great rendition too!

[@reductosmash2483]

I maintain that the only correct way to get the heart transplant patient is tricking the doctor into offing him for you. I'm still laughing about that one lol

[@oz_jones]

Now do this but SA every map 😈