How I Proposed To Penny Before the First Egg Festival

[@SeanieDew]

I'm starting to think that this guy is pretty good at Stardew Valley

[@funny_username3009]

Nah, just like a 6, maybe 6.5/10

[@littlebread2500]

Yeah... Me too.

[@callmeobsequious]

You're reaching, Seanie ://///

[@Frostlegion42]

Absolutely no shot, what would make you think that?

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

Its all because of that gaming chair

[@hibiscuspetals02]

I was so invested in all the logistics involved that I legit forgot he was doing all of this to marry Penny xD

[@dazcarrr]

that feels more like a side goal here

[@cototototorra7106]

@@dazcarrrhe literally got everything on the joja route in spring 10

[@AnvilPro100]

Imagine someone moving to town looking exactly like you and withing 3 weeks you've fallen in love with them

[@6Zarlem9]

within TWO weeks lmao

[@Arixandrine]

Then they ask you out on a date, propose to you on the same day after movie night, beat you up and divorce you on the day of the wedding (which you still attended)

[@ankoku37]

​@@Arixandrine this reads like an old Irish folktale about a fae rolling into town

[@rj_the_salty_trainer]

Blade: "No, i can't stand kids. That loses 6 hearts." Penny: "Great!"

[@galloviking4766]

CA: "I want people to take things slow and enjoy the game" Players:

[@dazcarrr]

the challenge has gone from requiring you to be an omniscient being to actual god mode, nice

[@Traptrickerplays]

your editing is very good, this video was great! keep it up!

[@dazcarrr]

@@Traptrickerplays you accidentally replied to this comment btw

[@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60]

@@Traptrickerplays how does one accidentally reply instead of commenting?

[@mk4630]

​@@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60it halogens

[@Shy_002]

@@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60Probably undershot the comment button assuming they are on mobile

[@nise6148]

41:22 "She can now use her tears to wash those dishes" *oh-*

[@noconsequence4486]

It's so much worse without context lmao

[@BugBestieLily]

@@noconsequence4486 with context is honestly more concerning, hours of effort to marry someone as quickly as you can as a personal challenge before pelting them with rocks until they hate you the same day

[@T101G]

Suggestion for a new challenge run: Get a roommate as fast as possible.

[@BlaDeSDV]

Being routed in discord as we speak

[@T101G]

@@BlaDeSDV Wow you're way ahead me

[@kryptic.korvid]

While watching this video, I was casually fiber farming to make tea saplings for money. Mind you, this is on my farm where I'm trying to collect every hat in the game. And then I got the living hat. This has literally never happened to me. I think this video is blessed

[@catattack7639]

Congrats!

[@MaldingPro32]

one time on a secondary multiplayer I got it on day 2 while cleaning up my farm I have never gotten it on my year 45 multiplayer farm where we play almost every day mind you not year skipping

[@broccoli452]

Im so jelly!!! 450h in game never a living hat, once i got a trash hat two days in a row!

[@mertensiam3384]

@@MaldingPro32 YEAR 45?????

[@drq_seed]

​@@mertensiam3384that's how many years they played stardew for

[@ackyducc5040]

"you heard about that farmer that moved in 2 weeks ago?" "Yeah they're getting married tomorrow" "WHAT?"

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

Irl it would be like 6 weeks, assuming a day in-game is 3 days irl. Still unreasonably fast, but not insanely fast.

[@ainofin]

Next: How I married an npc on the first day

[@xaniella4859]

After that: how I married an NPC without opening the game

[@derrmeister]

"I did not talk to my real life family for 27 hours to have a terrible marriage in Stardew Valley"

[@christianbelinario929]

@@derrmeister story of my life

[@galaxi6585]

yall know the marriage candidates are NPCs right. they're all NPCs

[@derrmeister]

@@galaxi6585 Yeah, you didn't need to mention that, everybpda knows

[@bugthemoth8164]

Love how ur cat is completely unbothered by your arm when u were clay farming

[@gianna322]

That cat is so comfy 😭 unbothered, moisturised, in his own lane -

[@cryolitegem]

I saw the thumbnail and I was like “oh it’s that video I’ve seen that one” * checks character and day count * *”hold on”*

[@EthanM_]

I know I'm 5 months late but this has to be the most impressive marriage run ive ever seen. Great job Blade

[@somniad]

This challenge is insane, your knowledge is insane, your voice is wonderful, and your sense of humor is absolutely bonkers. I love it so much. Enjoyed from beginning to end. Thank you for this service to us all.

[@extrasyllable3865]

but the REAL question is how early can you get to the dark shrine of memory and marry someone twice?

[@arimago]

i.. think you should be allowed to use a pedometer mod during your challenges. i can only imagine how many hours it takes to reset days where you've taken fewer steps than required, which would be trivial to fix with a step counter

[@turdle69420]

It's probably too easy

[@lyntonfleming]

@@turdle69420 All a pedometer would do is tell you how many steps you took... Is the clock making it "too easy"? Also he uses mods to "slam the door in clints face" after getting the recipe sooooo.....

[@mertensiam3384]

@@turdle69420 I think it would still be VERY hard, I think it'd only make him lose less time

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

Reciting Dr. Seuss from memory was the most impressive part for me. Took me right back to my childhood, when my dad would read me all sorts of books... oh yeah and all the tech was pretty neat too, good job on cracking the game wide open!

[@Xiuhtec]

These videos give me Groundhog Day vibes. You've seen all possible futures and in exactly one you get the girl.

[@moontrackrider519]

More like he's collapsing a bunch of different timelines together to CREATE one where he gets the girl

[@Bbals]

me completing the 1st day in 5 minutes: pro stardew valley player finishing 1 day in 37 years:

[@user89389]

I appreciate the kitten cam. The content is incredible, don't get me wrong, but the kitten cam makes it *chef's kiss*

[@justaregulardude3195]

As much as I love penny, I could never, though I applaud the dedication to the craft of exploiting this game in every way possible to do the impossible

[@I.No.]

Turning the GOLD QUALITY Legend into a Maki Roll hurt my soul. This is insane by the way, sure I knew you can do the impossible, but this is beyond impossible! Getting the Movie Theater on day 10?! Birch Double Bed and Rainbow Cowboy Hat on day 11? (I don’t even have the latter on my main.) You are truly a legend.

[@agustinnarvaez5251]

Lives in one of the happiest towns in their universe, surrounded by tons of bachelors of all kinds and tastes, whose family they know like the palm of their hand Meets a stranger that came exactly 2 weeks ago, thats silent and has the weirdest, most unhealthy schedule just to take care of his logictics that, for some reason, create her favourite gift which he gives every time he can (may aswell be a stalker) and marries him. Sounds about right.

[@DrZaius3141]

Dating in SDV with the help of the wiki always borders on stalking but you dialed the levels of creep stalking up to "Groundhog Day". Also, I remember checking in on your stream when you were choosing your swag for the wedding. Feels like ages ago.

[@majtravien4381]

Ah yes, the groundhog day marriage run.

[@m0ssyst0nes__]

this is what i imagine when i hear the word “minmaxxing”

[@ashleypaulsell3762]

It's neat to see all the streams come together like this.

[@ElectroRail]

This just keeps getting more and more ridiculous 😂 Great work

[@Lookitsnic]

This looks so good all put together! How did I forget Pennywise character though?!

[@teripen]

Pennywise is Stardew’s Uncanny Valley moment 😅

[@youranforit]

this was so amazing to watch!! i cant believe how much you accomplished in the first two weeks!! seeing how perfectly the first day had to go blew my mind. awesome video

[@endless_del]

i cant believe the difference between a stardrop day and a bats day is literally 3 steps, im rethinking my whole stardew career

[@scumbean]

These are so well edited and entertaining!

[@Roozyj]

Lol, I randomly saw one part of one of these streams, but apparently, that part was included in the video, so now I just see myself ask "Did you take the quest?" without any context at 12:37 xD

[@NinoKito]

My god Blade how does he keep doing it! Great stuff

[@melmelmel1997]

Incredible! I just started getting into Penny speedruns myself, we usually don't get to marriage until fall year 2 🤣

[@teapnatyoutube6317]

haha! i married her on winter year 1

[@lyntonfleming]

@@teapnatyoutube6317 Abigail, Autumn 28, yeah 1, 1 day after Spirits Eve. :3

[@sunshineflicker6120]

"You see all this grass here?" ... "What grass?!" Haha I love it

[@yhubtfufvcfyfc]

Absolutely amazing! Would love to know how impossible this would be to improve. If you had infinite money and whatever items you wanted could you do it faster?

[@BlaDeSDV]

You would need to complete another CC room on the 6th. Crafts Room maybe? Would need a loaded cart on the 5th. This would bring the movie theater and the proposal back a day.

[@cornerstone7072]

@@BlaDeSDV Well since you have an idea of how to do it. Its time to redo the run! I'm sure twitch wants more karaoke.

[@notster7114]

@@BlaDeSDV how did you get potatoes for the crop friendship quests without having time to grow them?

[@BlaDeSDV]

@@notster7114 The fairy

[@scarebears3359]

You're my favorite speedrunner! I always have so much fun watching your videos.

[@americanredstart]

this feels like im watching a TAS but without the tool. insane gameplay

[@stylinsandwich]

This is still a TAS since he is using his predictor for random odd calculation (which is an external tool)

[@fresianm]

You can buy a backpack upgrade when Pierre is closed????! I knew about the Robin thing, but... what??? Learn something new every Blade video lol

[@raikitsunagi]

Backpack doesn't require Pierre, you could buy it at 12 am after standing in the corner watching them sleep for hours 🤔

[@cototototorra7106]

imaginate how creepy it would be to wake up at 6, your shop’s door is wide open and you are missing a backpack but they payed for it

[@elliottlupin]

​@@cototototorra7106 It's probably the most normal farmer interaction if we're being honest here

[@ReliableDragon]

Wow, incredible achievement!! It's been fascinating watching how far you've been able to push this record!

[@LeeAnnC]

omg the Dr. Seuss!! My dad used to read that aloud to me when I was a baby. You reciting Fox in Sox really unlocked some ancient memories 😂

[@DeadlyOre]

Just imagine being penny in this situation; new farmer moves in, starts doing a bunch of wierd shit and being really nice to you and then dating and proposing in less than 2 weeks, before pelting you with rocks and divorcing you the day after the ceremony…

[@SnootsTheKobold]

I've done that same exact mistake of checking the wiki, then clicking back into the game and "choosing" the bad option, very fun! 23:53

[@VaryaEQ]

The Dr Seuss segment was gold. 😅 Reminds me of memorising the Tweedle Beetle Battle when my brother was young. 😅

[@aldrin-1475]

My man is just godly in this game, just pure godly, like wtf it's so early for a marriage they say but this guy just says: gimme two weeks and a few days and bam, already married

[@emilyh.7603]

This is SO impressive. The brain power required is insane!! And the swag level ?!?! Off the charts

[@cototototorra7106]

Honestly I am surprised how little this probably affected penny’s life

[@finn4019]

>comes into town >Becomes rich by mining at light speed with insaine luck >Pays off for the repairs to everything >pays for the construction of a movie theater >Gets married >gets divorced >retiers >it's been 15 days

[@m1lksoda]

this guy is just so wholesome to watch

[@manddyliu]

I am so fascinated by your brain ... how do you just come up with stuff like this?! even if you had help researching this, it still takes a lot of brain power to understand and implement this perfectly

[@atherisGAY]

Your videos are like 🧑‍🏫🧑‍💻☝️😌 Your actual streams are: *starts crying* WhO LiVeS iN a PiNeApPLe uNdEr ThE sEa *karaoke screaming the candid background music intensifies*

[@catastrophicfailure2745]

it's crazy how a third of this video is just the first day

[@sodapopp4078]

The most impressive part in the video is the memorization of the kids books

[@hinrinn1788]

I wonder if stardrop tea has effected these speedruns at all?

[@wafflebroz]

I would be interested to see your community center completion as quick as possible. Before all your massive knowledge and routing I managed to do mid Fall of year 1. I would be curious to see what you can do

[@BlaDeSDV]

I have a video to make on this. I did this on 1.4

[@wafflebroz]

@@BlaDeSDV 1.4 was what I did it on as well. It was mid fall when I completed it. I might have it recorded if you would be interested in seeing it

[@saskia6148]

Nice!! I’ve been looking forward to this one and I LOVE longer videos

[@caitplol]

Idk what was going on this entire vid but congrats to you and Penny!

[@spoopyemi]

i love your stardew valley content, it's honestly so entertaining and relaxing at the same time, thank you for taking the time to make these!!!

[@warlordcarissa1216]

42:10 They don’t even kiss on wedding day if you lose all those hearts. Wow

[@IamGreen-h1s]

This is a great music video, the footage in the background is a bit odd but the singing is majestic

[@bassguitarbill]

Unbelievably high-quality video, this.

[@Monokata_]

Blade in 5 years: How I Perfected Stardew Valley on the First Day

[@CrashperM]

Yesss I’ve been waiting for this vid. Very hyped that it’s here.

[@Tomix4k]

"Now she can use her tears to wash those dishes" God Damn, you really went the extra mile!

[@Reskrox]

You have evolved to travell dimensions and control the future to make someone fall in love with you and then immediately make them hate you with like 100 stones

[@Arixandrine]

Clint closes at 4 because that's when Emily usually goes to work, this creep

[@Lanidae1831]

Now I need a Blade audiobook

[@daniellabonte474]

This was amazing. Thank you for everything youve done for stardew blade sama

[@ocelotw.6104]

yesss i was hoping you would upload another of these videos (i don't always have the time to watch the full streams T-T) love the gordon cam

[@imaduco8229]

Dude really went from Hamilton to spongebob in the space of 1 min

[@SohiTheTinyKittenHuman]

That cat must bloody live forever!!!!! He’s soo cute!!!

[@apple-de8tx]

>meet farmer who just moved in from big city >marry him 14 days later

[@pound2loud]

I need to remember to watch your vods

[@smashingwindshields]

A 43 minute BlaDe video OMG. I love all the weird statistics and stuff! Keep it up!

[@yuval8747]

Amazing! I thought spring 17 will never be broken lol

[@roseb135]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE LAST MARRIAGE SPEED RUN WITH HALEY

[@violemorris1106]

I love watching your videos! After seeing your "Finally Making Children Useful in Stardew Valley" video (though I saw it from clips of another KZbinr's channel, I can't remember which) I can't stop. I keep binging your stuff in the background while I play grind that are kind of boring lol.

[@kappkapp2110]

29:45 we can see the point where his sanity is at risk 😄😅

[@zei9256]

What sanity? It disappeared a long time ago

[@ryanchalmers1795]

Most wholesome speedrunner

[@tremkl]

Including all the outtakes made it feel less like a “Marry Penny” speedrun and more like a “Losing Our Mind” speedrun. 😂

[@KaiUndMoritz]

this is the best format for some forsaken reason xd

[@Liketaknoww]

Its wild to see what you can accomplish with data mining. I wish you didnt divorce at the end though :(

[@Mpcs84]

I found the reseed trick by accident a few months ago when was playing with new game options before playing my main save, when I went to use the predictor I found that my savegame was in a different folder with the same seed I entered.

[@raptorrampage2109]

I think he might be going insane

[@marioruiz5758]

Wow. I really didn't expect this to get any lower but you proved me wrong once again

[@smoothwalrus9354]

I love reading Dr Seuss books to my kids too. My favourites are The Lorax, If I Ran the Zoo, and Dr Seuss's ABC's. Also enjoy one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish 😊

[@theodorefrancis3189]

I love all your videos, you remind me of my dad explaining interesting things to me as a kid

[@Great_Olaf5]

You know what they say. Penny wise, pound foolish.

[@Ash..R]

This is really impressive, I could never do anything like this. However... Every time the cat comes up i just watch it

[@Spurrrg]

Thank you for uploading again BlaDe

[@TheMrDrMs]

proposed to penny before festival, jeeez. And (pure vanilla, no predictions etc) I was thrilled to get the 4 hearts to dance with her at the flower dance. Didn't even get a 'loved' item.

[@Bbals]

new video idea:I marry abigail before coming to the farm!

[@ZoeyMeadows]

I feel like in a months time I'm gonna see "Marrying the entire stardew town in -1 days by using time travel" pop up in my notifications and I'll just look to see it's blade and just not be surprised.

[@klutterkicker]

"Hello my name is Pennywise." I can't believe It.

[@Lune0101]

this was so fun to watch! i especially enjoyed the karaoke (and cat, everyone loves the cat)

[@ILove20PieceNuggets]

I would make a prediction on how he does it before watching but I don't think I should

[@Kion_D._Tiger]

In 2 years: "How i married the entire town in the first day"

[@BatStef]

Hilarious and amazing run, congrats Blade