How Is Shane Dawson Allowed To Have A BABY | Shane Dawson Bingo #1

[@_SeaJay_]

shane and ryland are the perfect example of people who romanticize having a baby, but don’t really think about the fact that they’ll have to actually raise a PERSON. they literally think of babies as a separate ‘thing’ from real-life people

[@Coffeegirl739]

I hope it is not just for the content ;/

[@littleflick]

I’m just hoping they hire a great nanny.

[@lol-lb5pm]

@@littleflick i really hope so

[@leeevans302]

@@littleflicklol right I almost want to apply to be their nanny just so the kids can have someone who is sane around them 😭😭 but Fr this poor baby. I hope they make it in life alright .

[@KaelyBurr]

How tf would you know that😭 you literally only see what they post online, so to assume something like that makes no sense

[@Mgmorris98]

please never stop doing these edit: I'm at 43:42 and I swear Shane looks worse every time we see him. He's simultaneously an old man but simultaneously a creep but simultaneously a child but simultaneously trying to be all cute but simultaneously he "thinks he's disgusting". PICK A STRUGGLE SISTER!!

[@VibingMeike]

Ikr, it's so obnoxious😭

[@PorkSzoda]

You don't know what bad vibe to catch 😭

[@el2945]

you use simultaneously wayyyyy too often in this

[@brianna058]

@@el2945 that’s the point….

[@Kasey_Taylor]

Take a shot every time OP says “simultaneously” and die of alcohol poisoning

[@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle]

I don't know how Shane can seem so gay and so homophobic at the same time

[@AllOfTheHallows]

Kind of like Ben Shapiro

[@gulmple]

@@AllOfTheHallowsben shapiro has that social studies teacher aura, gaydar goes off violently but is married to a woman with kids

[@salemmarz3809]

@@gulmplehe can’t get his wife wet though lmao

[@frenchtoast4390]

@@gulmpleHELP FR

[@Silliest-guy-the-ever]

Because he hates his husband

[@c1nnamodoll]

shane infantilizing a disabled character and acting like its so depressing💀💀the point of the book is to teach kids to treat people with differences like they would treat anyone else how did shane miss that LMAOOO😭

[@maloryj7165]

It's worse than that. It's just a funny book. There is no moral. He read as far as "three legs" and made up a whole story of his own and pretended to be sad about it.

[@samiras_bff]

shane’s hair looks like someone ran over one side with a steamroller and then the other side went through a wind turbine

[@elisajustice-moniz1729]

LMAOO

[@elisajustice-moniz1729]

i was waiting for a comment about his hair

[@C_Films.]

wouldn't be surprised if he got left over oil from McDonalds and put it in his hair every morning

[@please_im_a_staaar]

I think his hairline starts to recede so to cover it up he I guess brushes one side to the front of his face, which is the one that looks like he got sucked into the wind turbine. Sometimes he brushes both sides to the front, and it looks even weirder. There's no way he has a lot of recession yet, but he's so insecure, he can't allow ppl to see his flaws. Only HE can talk about his flaws.

[@kellylynn88]

It looks like a bad costume wig

[@uuhgross]

if you're wanting ideas for more bingo spaces maybe you could add something about "jumping around the timeline"

[@_..Teresa..]

yea or the baby voice he always uses

[@roninnka]

I love it when Hannah joins the livestreams!

[@kul2130]

I want her to be on every stream to be honest.

[@nullempt]

Yeah streams are more lively when there's more than one person. And she's sweet, too

[@maddisonnoble4787]

Ryland seemed drunk to me. His words are really slurred and behaviour felt sloppy.. then Shane jokes about being concerned about him and looks at him weirdly

[@JaseekaRawr]

lol Ryland living his privileged, xanned out wine mom fantasy 😬

[@amethysthill3359]

​@Jaseeka1986 that's exactly what it is. Shane 'jokes' all the time about needing his pills. I put jokes in quotes because a joke is supposed to be funny but....ya kno

[@rizgriz3956]

Shane and Ryland being gross people aside, Jessica Kelgran-Fozard is a disabled KZbinr who became a mom almost 2(?) Years ago and her wife and her have children's book recommendations that talk about disability, race, sexuality (having two moms or two dads or a gnc parent), and being accepting of people who aren't the same ❤❤

[@e11a222]

i love jessica!!! 💌

[@goobertron9099]

YES OMG. i love jessica shes a gem

[@sobhammy]

I love her! I have some of the same conditions as her and I feel seen

[@goo6763]

"how do I explain he likes to be mommy sometimes😂" bro what that was such an unfunny joke💀 children understand dress-up, shane

[@JaseekaRawr]

I swear that's just him being transphobic 😒 He stans Blaire White, after all. Did a vid with her & agreed with everything she said. He likes to veil his right wing ideology in feigned ignorance & it's so annoying.

[@c1nnamodoll]

omg your pfp is amazing

[@goo6763]

@@c1nnamodoll ty lol💞

[@felixgrayrussell]

hannah's freckles are everything

[@peebrain666]

hannah is everything!!!!

[@annabanana3825]

she’s the cutest i love her

[@elisajustice-moniz1729]

YES SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[@Peridot420]

She’s seriously so pretty and so funny. I love her. 💕

[@minakiel2930]

is she his sister?

[@ferretwithastick800]

I take 10 psychic damage whenever Shane squeals in this video I swear

[@chanelrobinson7937]

As an empath, I feel this.

[@m0bz0mb39]

@@chanelrobinson7937 as an introvert I feel this

[@brooklynberven-fox5906]

You guys need to add “joke about having bad hygiene” because Shane lovesssss that. He’s just so icky sticky

[@sierragutierrez9941]

Can we send a video compilation to the surrogate of Shane being a pedo

[@Coffeegirl739]

Maybe she just wants money 🤷‍♀️

[@JaseekaRawr]

Thank you!! 😭 That's probably why he's breaking the rules having contact with the surrogate, so he can manipulate them into not looking further into it. But if I were a surrogate I would absolutely look into the ppl I'm giving a literal infant to 😩

[@MariannaSmith-od1mr]

Good luck with that. Shane is going to be a great parent and y'all really need better things to do

[@keylimetea]

@@MariannaSmith-od1mr lmao what do you live under a rock?

[@debbiedebonair8029]

@@MariannaSmith-od1mr very true , seems like this entire video is about bullying. If they really don’t like him , then don’t watch . They shouldn’t tear him down for views . That’s just hateful and cruel. Why not give constructive criticism. If there is something they don’t like , tell us why give suggestions on how to fix it . Bullying is never the answer. It can lead to bad things . They seem like smart intelligent people. They can Do better !

[@arizona6949]

K, the difference between Malibu Barbie and Beary Yaw is that Malibu can at least have “Mali” as a nickname. Beary can’t. “Bear”? 🤢

[@LannaMarie]

He's on the screen for a second and she says bad outfit lmaoo I love her

[@angidasdings]

the thought of shane changing the baby's diapers or bathing them given his past "jokes"(?) and comments makes me genuinely sick. even if he's not an n0nce, do you really think he'll treat that child with any dignity or respect? idk man

[@JaseekaRawr]

😭😭🤮 God help that child. I was a victim of CSA during my childhood & it messed up the bulk of my life. (Things are fine now, but still in need of intensive therapy which I haven't got yet, but plan on it.) All that to say, Shane is very triggering & we don't live in a just or well society where no one intervenes with him literally paying for a child. (thanks, capitalism!! 😭) God it's depressing & your fears are absolutely justified. It's a *very* serious issue! He shouldn't be allowed to do this. He doesn't even _try_ to hide his creepiness. 😩

[@mrspreminger]

as a bi person, i do not claim this human manifestation of sewage

[@mrowmrow_69]

same we dont claim him

[@m0bz0mb39]

As I bi person, I second this

[@m0bz0mb39]

A*

[@avanoelz]

as a bi i agree

[@emilyjackson2682]

Ryland and Shane are the perfect example of what happens when you don’t read a book in over a decade

[@MadyLeeMoore]

Crying 😂

[@strxwbxrry_420]

They probably forgot how to

[@shistyWolf]

I think it’s scarier for Shane to raise a boy that will be released into society one day

[@m0bz0mb39]

Both seem equally scary to me, this man should be nowhere near children

[@El1society]

he’s gonna raise a menace to society 😭

[@Sarah-vr2jq]

so confused as to why shane keeps calling the not even conceived yet baby “he” and buying very gendered clothes when they don’t know what the gender will be?? rich people are crazy. wait until the baby is like at least conceived before you do all this??

[@malialmao]

i think if they do ivf then they can pick the gender bc they have to extract the eggs and so they see the gender but also idk because they haven’t explicitly said it. either way this demon should not have an infant

[@Nataleeagain]

My guess is that they only transfered male embryos and thus know already that it would be a boy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@m0bz0mb39]

Right?! What if she miscarriages or something, 3 out of every 4 pregnancies don't even last past the first 6 weeks! There's a reason people wait to tell their family their pregnant at like 6 months and don't have a baby shower and start shopping until like 8 months🤦‍♀️ And not only are those clothes only going to last 3 months but babies don't even need that many clothes, if you wash your clothes once a week like most people you only need 8-10 outfits and they don't even know what size clothes the baby will need, they could come out premature

[@m0bz0mb39]

@@Nataleeagain yeah true didn't think about that but yeah at least wait till she's a few months along first like the embryo probably won't even stick

[@maloryj7165]

​@@m0bz0mb39you have those numbers backwards. 3 out of 4 DO make it. 1st trimester miscarriage rate is around 25%. Still high, just not quite so grim.

[@KiraMac123]

He is going to lose his mind when he actually has *TWO* living, breathing little humans that rely on him for EVERYTHING. I don’t think he realizes what he’s getting himself into, he has no concept. I feel so bad for those babies.

[@-valmetal-]

exactly! i remember in his having a baby for a day video he looked HORRIFIED at the baby crying. he is also responsible for the death of his kitten by neglect. they can’t take care of anything and i’m fucking fuming how this is going to be a thing.

[@kkat7494]

I hate how they were "manifesting twins" with no care for the stress that would put on the woman's body or having experience with 1 child orr the risk of complications that come with multiples

[@gmc5618]

I bet they're thinking twins are more social media popular and unique than a single birth

[@CinnaFrog]

They have repeatedly shown that they don’t care about women :(

[@shookjin1149]

about the conservative thing, I absolutely believe shane is a conservative. Especially after that one video circulated around when he was getting cancelled where he said something like, maybe Trayvon Martin wouldn’t have died if he had a job and wasn’t walking around the streets at night. Actually insane.

[@erinnlynn7]

Thank you to Jake and Hannah for allowing me to experience joy in between segments of seeing Shane Dawson

[@shedaboi4452]

I hate that Shane is having a kid! Can we PLEASE stop this. Ps When Shane held up those books and I recognized them from my childhood something in me died.

[@justkiddin84]

No, now bring it back! That poor kid will need them to escape from thinking about Shane.

[@amfq]

bro why does ryland actually seem fucked up 😭 reading those literal baby books ?? i wasn’t a watcher of old shane vids so im not familiar with how he acts normally but bro seems actually drunk 💀 that was bombastic side-eye from shane and it looked mildly concerned

[@amethysthill3359]

Someone else mentioned him being xanned out. He's definitely taking his own or dipping in to Shane's pills. Plus drinking I'd say. He's literally turning into a Beverly hills housewife. I guess that's what he always wanted.

[@cecilygriffis6508]

The way I didn't know if the face referred to his conspiracy face, his "awkward" face, his weird smiling grimace face or what. He has so many faces

[@mierenierez]

SAME. I thought he meant his weird creepy ass toothless smile

[@natalieparker9672]

What blows my mind is Shane claims to be friend with Michael Gallagher for years but only addressed him as totally sketch or his full first and last name. I realized halfway through he’s never just said “I was talking to Michael….”

[@HartleiStansbury7]

I also only watch shane through you

[@makhaviland4714]

I’ve been in a fibro flare up for seven days now, Hannah and you are so comforting during these hard times. Thank you both for being good people🤍

[@victoriarolph9410]

Thank u sm for doing this lol we can all collectively suffer thru Shane’s content but u make it so funny I swear

[@fathleen3441]

I watch every Shane video but ONLY with Jake. We’re all in this together, but I live for the videos where Hannah blesses us with her presence

[@neondemons]

I’m so goddamn surprised that he’s not detained yet, for all the shit he’s done- and the proof of that shit too.

[@EllaAlaina]

Berry Yaw is a TERRIBLE name

[@bumblebeebrass164]

It should be YEE haw

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

@@bumblebeebrass164Hee Yaw

[@aimee7282]

Beary

[@JulietteVeronica1201]

It sounds like a smoothie name from iCarly

[@Norma.Corral]

I'm concerned for that future child. I do not believe those two are mature enough to raise one. Actually kinda messed up

[@madi_is_here_]

shane’s neck beard is astonishingly bad

[@toniaburgmeyer8015]

At first I just thought the lighting in his closet made a crazy shadow, but then I realized it was just the neck beard. 😅

[@zouz8195]

Gotta love the tense music when he’s talking about freeze dried gummy worms.

[@samb3209]

Might also consider adding: flashback and “blurred out”

[@Lunar_Butterfly]

52:48 remember when he said “funeral box” lol goodness gracious 😅

[@Peridot420]

YEEEES a Shane livestream. This is perfect. I needed this. Thank you.

[@teddywitch]

Not shane dawson just now doing a freeze dried food video as though it hasnt been a huge thing for over a year.

[@jjcookie6]

genuinely still have no idea why he was taking a picture of the board

[@avagibson2293]

Just came back from a long shift at work and nothing better to watch than my fave comfort KZbinr ❤❤ slay as always Jake and Hannah ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@helmaquin]

It never ceases to amaze me how Ryland and Shane have -10 chemistry.

[@YolandaRamirez-rx7vn]

Omg there is people actually defending Shane and Ryland in the comments lmao, that’s so embarrassing and disgusting

[@edsterpretzel]

I love Hannah’s wolf shirt😍😍

[@archerthebeloved]

didn't Jake also get Bingo for "talking about something unrelated to the title" because Shane talked about baby clothes for awhile??

[@limelacroixcan]

jake and hannah are so perfect together oh my god

[@samiquartuccio9754]

the kids literally going to grow out of all those clothes in the first month

[@zestylemonsqueeze]

shane also mentioned in a podcast episode (his old one with Jess-sorry don't remember which one) about how he has never voted for any election because he "doesn't get it" and "it's complicated" bs

[@sierragutierrez9941]

Jake saving me rn, Stuck at the psych ward (not me this time)

[@jacksonjanicka]

just got out of class, so happy to have a treat after a long day.

[@mellowchameleon9952]

my instinct reaction when starting this video was to immediately go “yay hannah’s here!”

[@Lysandra_Bouquet]

This was such a fun stream to watch back. You guys are so funny and adorable together. I really enjoyed every minute of it. I hope you had a great rest of your day that day 💜

[@_doobie1538]

used this as a ☁ game, took me 10 minutes to type this 👍

[@burst4730]

Hopefully Beary gets super speed and runs tf out of there when he gets the chance

[@bubbletplzz]

53:18 I say son purely because of that one series where he “adopted” a boy for multiple videos and in one of them he asked the tenish-year-old boy if he knew what truffle butter was 🗿i had the misfortune of looking up what it is (I was probably 14 at the time) Shane has made me so traumatized on multiple occasions....

[@Alexandris7107]

I may be dumb, but what's wrong with truffle butter? Like the entire thing is awful in general, but why specifically truffle butter?

[@Sabrinaaa36]

awe jake and hannah are so cute

[@KZesty]

Loved seeing your cat! How cool that it let you hold it in front of the camera for so long 😂

[@headmelter]

SLAY LIVE AS USUAL!!

[@jayden4287]

watching this video was just me playing "siblings or dating" (or both?) in my head like

[@harleyssecrets]

I had to turn my volume ALL the way up on my computer to even hear you guys but then my speakers blow out when you watch a video lol

[@fatherthekid678]

on the new episode of siblings or dating…? (Love you guys)

[@Starburst514]

The wonky donkey looks like he's gonna either mug me or sell me drugs

[@please_im_a_staaar]

I don't think Shane is a conservative. Rich ppl of his kind (celebrities, nouveau riche etc.) are usually very indifferent about social issues and politics. They don't care about anything as long as they have money because money is what protects you and gives you freedom. It's only when something threatens their wealth is when they suddenly become "political" and align with whatever side might save their decadent lifestyle. I think Shane is too gluttonous and busy wasting money on trash to have free time to think about politics from any perspective.

[@shannonlorimer]

Watching them read baby books was such a bad experience lmao.

[@spicebaybee]

Haven’t seen anyone get as excited as Hannah did when he said iconic about a Shane video in years

[@eihren3]

Ayoo lets go i came up with the " the face" one

[@christalcavanaugh]

Can’t explain but I am living for Jake’s hair. So much gender envy

[@hskfuosmlwjdn]

ugh i love when Hannah is apart of the videos

[@rizgriz3956]

Hannah's the cuter sibling 💖

[@Jason-wf1lm]

I love your videos so much! You are probably the funniest person on KZbin. Not only that but so generous too? Your brand for people with chronic illness is so cool. My mom has suffered with chronic Illness for a long time. She has many health issues so it makes me really happy that someone recognizes and is willing to help people with these kinds of struggles. ❤❤

[@SarahBuckert]

I hate the baby book section cause my son has all those books and I don’t want to hear criminal Shane Dawson read them

[@longlongtran]

i think shane wants to BE the baby

[@elbendevilized5311]

i love how unhinged jake is in his lives watching shane videos, and this one is extra cool because hannah's here !!!! love them both sm 💞💞

[@forty_two42]

June berry is mad good. I'll always love that Fig flavor they did last year. Or Cranberry. I like a savory sweet combo.

[@saltybubbles]

I swear your videos are the only ones I laugh this hard and this loud at. Thanks for giving us a way to watch Shane’s shit without having to support him

[@keylimetea]

26:54 omg took me so long to figure out he is saying “two in the pink one in the stink”

[@The_Slammy_Jammy]

not the AI description 🤣

[@MS-wh7ec]

Hannah makes me laugh so much, you bounce off each other so well

[@krazykdon]

Did he barely realize freeze dry candy is a thing.... that was a thing back in 2019

[@LoveOverdoseALDC]

Chuckle sandwich mention in the first 5 minutes? That’s so favorite puppy.

[@eastofeden_]

hannah avoids conflict and jake seeks it out and i love both of them together

[@So_lo_]

It’s the “Know what I’m sayin?” “Right right right right” For me Truuuuu lovvveee ❤

[@So_lo_]

Hannah is a constant slay. And yes I will be replying to my own comment like I’m in da live chat

[@So_lo_]

Tag yourself I’m Gunnar

[@GamerGirl4Lyfe514]

I’m so confused, his house is huge but he keeps redoing the same room for whatever fixation he has for the moment. Does he not have another room he could use for the nursery?

[@bowserjr.7220]

Oh no my moms name is alma he shouldn’t be allowed to say that name lol

[@elyzabyth]

Wasn’t expecting to hear favorite puppy here

[@l33ch.b0y]

UR SO RIGHT I WAS STRAIGHT UP STARTLED

[@hotdogwater8959]

RIP Dhar Mann bingo 🕊️ Jarvis is an icon & I hope Dhar goes bankrupt

[@lulubear6358]

i love jakes laugh so much 😭

[@jenniferthompson4584]

You guys together is great. I needed the laugh.

[@blueblue232]

Their babies were just born. Jet and Max

[@Nicole-zh7pl]

Whats up with his goddam hair?

[@erimcfairy9353]

Shoutout to Bearadactyl Adams Yaw

[@ongod9225]

hannah livestream LETS GO💯💯💯

[@faith294]

i love when hannah's in a video ☺️☺️

[@NotHorror]

Why did they end the video so abruptly?

[@goo6763]

"the wonky donkey sounds like a dance craze on tiktok😂"

[@pixiebebe]

oh god yeah ryland is fr drunk as hellllll in this

[@luciadreaming9]

Okay I know we’re not supposed to ship parasocial relationships buuutttt I feel like Hannah and Jake would make such a cute couple😳👀👀

[@kharchangarchive]

I can't tell if you're being fr or not

[@JaseekaRawr]

Ew gross dude, they're siblings

[@luciadreaming9]

@@kharchangarchive wym?🤪

[@luciadreaming9]

@@JaseekaRawr 😂

[@ftmfemboy]

your weird