How It's Actually Made - Almonds

[@CoolCrimsonJaguar]

"there's no such thing as decoy almonds" Sounds like something a decoy almond would say

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Asian almonds

[@stickmasterluk3889]

Liam M I opened the link and then I am not proud to say I continued to Browse amazon and found myself looking at fleshlights

[@nolantheseabreeze]

Liam M OMG ITS DECOY ALMONDS EVERYONE DOWN

[@robertkirby8685]

The big almond companies only want you to think that decoy almonds don't exist, don't accept their bourgeoisie lies.

[@alienhunter1199]

@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 wise man

[@i_am_m_plant]

fun fact: the word "almond" is repeated 58 times throughout this video

[@Aesberg]

lmao did you count it

[@davethedestroyer9727]

I got through the entire video, counting, posted my identical comment and then saw yours and deleted it out of frustration. You have ruined my day, sir. But I still love you.

[@davethedestroyer9727]

Also, I counted 58 as well

[@eaglehood224]

Is that with or without the plurals?

[@acewmd.]

Now when you say that are you counting the first instead as a repeat or are you starting the count after the first utterance of the word? Depending on the answer we might be looking at a faulty statistic here.

[@e0oh]

Almonds come in 2 varieties: Real & Fake

[@sci_pain3409]

but decoy almonds don't exist

[@CU-Later]

@@sci_pain3409 or do they?

[@humanperson2375]

Real and also definitely real*

[@NyanNegotiable]

Almond fact 3: Recently scientist were able to create a synthetic almond, it was identical to an almond in every way except for the fact that it wasn’t real.

[@carissa2985]

And pistachio

[@leadlime29]

"Decoy almonds don't exist..." "Or do they..." Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.

[@circa134]

I think some almonds are poisonous?

[@davetheduck6801]

@@circa134 shit they found out about the rat poi-I mean some are, that’s crazy

[@killac36]

Why did i hear that

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/in-VZpqeoMuah6M

[@yxyburke]

"Do 'decoy almonds' really exist?"

[@beanoschannel7627]

I wish big eddy would soothe me with his gentle touch

[@camilla3801]

Don’t we all

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

agree

[@dirtydan36]

I need big eddy's gentle touch

[@alecity4877]

I thought I was asexual, but after this video I realized, I'm big eddy sexual

[@nuclearexplosion5841]

Big eddy should give big ed some relationship advice

[@jphillips4371]

“The yellow almonds are sent to almond hell.”

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

What about reds? O-O

[@measured.kadence]

@Kyntiz I can adopt you

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

​@@Voidlingstudiosofficial Mexico

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

@@jacaredosvudu1638 i guess

[@linktidal2902]

if you werent listening this one is the most convincing out of all the episodes of how its actually made.

[@Templarfreak]

what about the april fools one

[@TheRedNaxelaYouTube]

@@Templarfreak "one of"

[@loafingcoffin1030]

@@TheRedNaxelaKZbin?

[@orangefish0297]

@Jakub Klimczak I like the part where the camera zooms in on Big Eddie, showing his immaculately rendered pores

[@LeonardoPimentel20]

Nope, the laptop one is

[@LunaProtogen]

“Why is the grid vibrating?” “idntknw.....”

[@nanazgr1238]

¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯

[@leonardodavinci277]

Seems legit

[@Ray-ks4bb]

2:13

[@lucid_god]

Whydntyuuse o's

[@alphagiga4878]

One of life's greatest mysteries

[@thepotatoishpotato1676]

Almond doesn't sound like a word anymore at this point

[@alimanski7941]

All I can hear is "ahmods"

[@viscountrainbows6452]

It sounds like *the only word* Almond.

[@Trentmoment]

@@puchu_5001 the word robe works too

[@seanwoods424]

Almonds are a way of life.

[@DorianTMChannel]

jaime vu

[@insertcommaname1388]

I’m glad to see that we’ve come so far in humanity. We’re no longer overfishing almonds. It’s much easier to make them.

[@raikou8784]

I ate too many almonds and now I have 15 children

[@bobbelzonnebril8872]

Happens

[@eight92ful]

69th like ;)

[@sockman42]

it ain't called almond *milk* for nothin ;)

[@AgentTasmania]

All I got was mild cyanide poisoning

[@D.KlWA-aG]

AgentTasmania gimme

[@cataclysmicnothing]

"Almonds are a guilt-free snack" _cries in hydrologist_

[@Marispider]

_cries in nevadan_

[@astronautindisguise]

*cries*

[@CrayfishYAY]

Not enough people get this. It takes 1 1/2 gallons of water to make 1 almond. 80% of almonds come from California, 1 of the most drought-stricken states in the country. I suggest we plant almonds in Louisiana & Mississippi, which see too much water.

[@Acrophobia2]

@@CrayfishYAY we need a really big pipe😂

[@davidjacobson6791]

Damn I can’t believe Y’all got Big Eddie on the show, what an honor it must have been to meet him in person.

[@lsmer8994]

@@mistaowickkuh6249 Lies!! All lies!!

[@BloodrealmX]

Rumour has it that not only are decoy almonds real, but they're so effective at their job that they're completely indistinguishable from real almonds. Any of us may have had a decoy almond and never realized it even after it was too late.

[@meronamsamho9410]

"Decoy almonds dont exist" *decoy almond teleports behind you*

[@ScientistCat]

"Mommy I want some almonds!" "We have almonds at home." Almonds at home:

[@punker-gamer-trucker-guy]

...or do they?

[@EmperorSal]

Decoy almonds don't exist they can't hurt you Decoy almonds: hehe

[@thetrashtrain3774]

NUThing personal, kid

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@EmperorSal a decoy almond is just a rock painted and shaped to look like an almond, almost no one can tell the difference

[@kyraf1870]

“ but decoy almonds don’t exist haha... “ “ . . . *or do they* “

[@kotik5762]

Vsauce music hits

[@Mc_lovin_g]

Hey, VSauce, Michael here.

[@kylelam3691]

I also want to be soothed by Big Eddie's _gentle touch._

[@sirrivet9557]

Don’t we all

[@lsmer8994]

I know i do

[@evil_bratwurst]

Me too

[@Bluemilk92]

This is the first time I've watched content from this channel. I was fooled for almost two minutes, thinking this was an actual deep dive into almond life. Bravo :)

[@Shmup_Art]

"In an effort to advance robotic science, this robot has been programmed to randomly eat almonds. So far it has advance nothing!"

[@SluresX]

One day

[@arcticfox5379]

“And any yellow almonds are sent to almond hell” that caught me off guard, I laughed so hard.

[@Donaid]

Almond Fact : where did all of the almonds go can someone please find them

[@petermcguinness5464]

They’re in almond hell

[@Bronzos]

I found the almonds!!! They are all staying at *[redacted]*

[@DakotaSshow]

Hmm that's very interesting 🤔🤔 makes you think

[@EthanDyTioco]

brONZOS NOOOOO

[@fraud500]

they were illegally dumped into the almond sea

[@Kaagen_Dazs_Stuff]

I work at the Almond Factory, and I can 100% confirm this is exactly how it's made.

[@royalpain9281]

Do decoy almonds exist?

[@tnovuh]

Alright. Now it's time to do "How It's Made: Babies"

[@007thebigdaddy]

I feel i see this every video xD

[@soap9277]

Andrew get your ass to work

[@zachatck64]

Alright, when a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much...............

[@tnovuh]

@@zachatck64 I wanna see a video😈

[@lanettebartee5836]

Can't wait to see 👀👀😂😂

[@1Yooter]

God bless Eddie and his soft touch.

[@aetherresonant9079]

the most well known varieties of almond are -sweet -bitter -round i am disappointed no one has seemed to understand the joke

[@billykobiella9559]

You forgot decoy

[@Mycatisinapiano]

You forgot that bitter is actually cyanide

[@microman502]

and finally, special sanguine almonds.

[@Loyd_Silver]

Why do I see you everywhere?

[@samiamm5764]

- French

[@stalwartneon8251]

"They inject almonds with cyanide to ensure freshness and deathness."

[@mabelpines1533]

huggbees is the only thing that brings me happiness today

[@StationaryGamingReal]

I'm sorry.

[@Craze_1209]

Big eddy’s soothing touch tho 😳

[@capertillar4634]

bum

[@personperson3515]

What happened to dipper? Lmao

[@wolvesngames9448]

Oh same

[@thegamingchance7531]

Me: * eats almond* Big Eddy: * laughs * Me: * Looks Down at Almond Box * "ITS A SHAM!!!" * FLIPS TABLE *

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

Are you high? Wtf this mean?

[@pippofranco879]

when he said it sent a chill down my spine...

[@KingMako30]

I just can't stop laughing at the method used to introduce decoy almonds at 1:45 "Here's a multiple choice question. Did you answer bamboozle? Well, you're wrong. The answer was double-bamboozle."

[@andorexurix2491]

Anyone feels like they're being watched by almonds?

[@Dumbass_Chester]

Yes

[@camilla3801]

yaboydylen552 Me too a feel their beady almond eyes wh-agghhffgffvvdfgbfh *sound of death*

[@omologo95]

Only decoy almonds, which is weird because they do not exist.

[@stevej6824]

That’s just nutty.

[@kentaromiz4920]

theyre not real

[@KilroyWasHere83]

"Fun fact: this conveyor belt isn't actually moving at all. Our camera man just has Parkinson's Disease"

[@Ihavethekenergy]

Next episode of the podcast will be called "The Great Decoy Almond Conspiracy"

[@Patchess]

Jamiroquai, nice.

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

This is the greatest almond of all time.

[@AroAceGamer]

Among Us: Almond edition

[@Agateflame]

jamiroquai nice

[@sovietunion8087]

This guy sounds like me when I'm supposed to present something I didn't prepare for

[@illuwe]

Dammit I was so expecting the "or do they" in the end and it still caught me offguard because of the long pause

[@eternalmiasma5586]

“Why is it vibrating? Idk” That sounds like a welcome to Nightvale line

[@TarhosKovacs]

I screamed when I saw this in my recommended. This does put a smile on my face.

[@joea3381]

That bit about the almond eating robot hella got me.

[@kioata]

Cant wait for: How it's actually made - Almonds

[@abyssjess]

the “Decoy Almond” incident. June 4, 2021

[@tedralston9918]

1:57 “You're not just wrong, you're stupid”.

[@isabellalost8256]

When he asked which were a decoy I was like they all are almonds don't exist.

[@Lucas-DX]

3:42 This robot has been programmed to randomly eat almonds So far it has advanced *nothing*

[@styrokosh121]

"decoy almonds don't exist" "or do they..." that quote send shivers down my spine

[@mr.stealyourspork2197]

This is the second time I’ve mistaken this channel’s videos for true videos on how something’s made. I’m ashamed that each time it has taken me longer than it should’ve to realize it’s purely comedic.

[@styrokosh121]

this is probably the best huggbees video i've ever seen

[@Goliath000]

Dude, whenever I'm having a bad day you turn up and make me smile

[@tripbag420]

I seriously love these videos, they always give me a good laugh.

[@RyansStuff]

"Decoy almonds don't exist". That's what they want you to think...

[@samslara]

Just in time for my almond book report. Easy A+.

[@makanapaulson6700]

My dumbass went "hey he sounds like Andrew from The Official-"

[@TheoryCrafter]

for conditions best suited for delivery trucks you got me quick on this vid

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon1112]

Heres a game: Eat 6 almonds every time he says almond

[@michaelleue7594]

If you eat 7, that's about a pound of almonds.

[@ncaps76]

bro you have to watch these high idk if im late but this is amazing

[@SCWood]

The joke at 0:21 sounds like something that would actually be in the show

[@s.s.99]

Honestly I gotta appreciate how you’re calling the employees out. Some of them aren’t even wearing gloves lol

[@D60951]

The synth player is having too much fun at 2:47

[@explomato5134]

factory: does anything unusual to product huggbees: to enhance their flavor

[@4MN3S144]

Directions unclear, I’m giving my pet almond salt baths regularly but his skin isn’t improving. Please help me!

[@TruBass82]

This is probably the most tame out of all of these videos...

[@Nadielumi]

2:15 *MOOD*

[@dubborino979]

"In an effort to further robotic science, this robot has been programmed to eat almonds" I-

[@deboraluz27]

Hello, i make decoy almonds for a living

[@fawna_lariat]

"Here is a sample of the finest almonds" *An assortment of things that are Definitely Not Almonds*

[@scotthappy6885]

The only thing I wanted to learn was how the shells were removed. Good thing I found out it was magic! Mystery solved.

[@Loyd_Silver]

Man! This is a classic. A narrator making funny jokes that everyone loves to the point where this chanle actually get paid big boi money. Not that stuff that compares to loose change. Honestly this stuff is hilarious! You're chanle is great my dude!

[@VlRGlL]

A perfect almond is also known as a “Cashew”

[@izzynorth6276]

My favorite how it's actually made video so far, and that is a ridiculously high bar.

[@barmetler]

Shoulda played the vsauce theme at the end XD

[@Parborway]

This is one of the better How It's Actually Mades, in my opinion.

[@kellylambert3678]

Lmfao “picked out by a human inspector with their filthy unwashed hands” 💀💀 did anyone not hear that?? 3:56

[@Garenzo314]

"More than 80% of the world's almonds come from California, where conditions are ideal for shipping trucks." Its the subtle jabs that hit the hardest.

[@adelaidefox9707]

0:49 Big Eddy is the og Big Ed

[@LoganDiehl2]

Honestly watched this just to know how they're de-shelled. Never knew it was magic ♥️

[@PauzSycho]

Anyone else think huggbees sounded different like he was sick or something

[@userofusername4981]

He probably said almonds too many times and got sick of saying it

[@annanicholson5309]

Depressed maybe

[@dirtybongwaterplayz1566]

Sick of saying almonds

[@FrostedJr]

Big eddy soothed me with his gentle touch once... The court date is next month.

[@darthserenity6906]

that "P" was very crisp 👌🏾 3:25

[@anotparticularlynotableguy]

I now live every day in fear of decoy almonds

[@nekowithaknife5052]

4:11 b-but what happens to... the red almonds?

[@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky]

We don't talk about the red almonds.

[@_lxo_5464]

How many times do you wanna say almonds? Huggbees : yes

[@sauzeeee]

4:54 *vsauce music starts playing*

[@initnull1]

I could watch these videos non-stop all day long

[@GAMEPRO24X]

1:17 idk what it is but those machine, the way their shaking just doesnt look real like someone edited the footage.

[@qv81]

The videos get better and funnier every time. Thumbs up for the creativity.

[@TWRLS92]

0:34 I know this isn't interesting, but I work for a company that makes these types of trailers

[@TokuWaffle]

Maybe you can tell us how those are actually made

[@frownyclowny6955]

If I wasn’t allergic to tree nuts I would wanna chill in the Almond Jacuzzi

[@Lichen8404]

"Almonds are guilt free" Me, with a nut allergy:

[@myshreksbox]

Then it’s only guilt free once if you forget your Epipen

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

This really activates my almonds

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

0:21 As a Californian, almonds are definitely not a guilt- free snack. For what they're worth (calorie and protein content) it takes WAY too much water to grow and maintain the trees. Made worse since farms tend to be in the dry desert areas that desperately need water (as opposed to the more fertile valleys that collect mountain water) since land prices are (were?) rising and desert land is cheaper.

[@amidarkdesigns1229]

Prob should nab that desert land so you'll get beach front property when the big one hits...Or when Alex Luthor nukes the fault line.

[@takensoul8713]

“Any yellow Almonds are sent to ✨Almond Hell✨” is such an Awsome line

[@andistansbury4366]

Fun fact: almonds contain cyanide

[@butterduck6398]

One man has been making almonds for humanity for many milennia.

[@Shadow-nr4op]

*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS PROBABLY NOT HOW ITS MADE*

[@DrewskiTheLegend]

I guessed all of them were decoys having seen so many episodes of this, and I was still wrong. You have made me look foolish yet again.

[@Vocaloid-English]

It took me way too long to figure out this was satirical

[@senoir.]

I hope my almonds have been caressed with Big Eddy's gentle touch

[@onurakca3681]

humming "i don't know" was the best part i think

[@sydthegoat88]

Reminds me of the shipping truck friendly fields back home (the birds, the bees, the shipping trucks, sweet nature)

[@suckityoshida7217]

These almonds is having a high-class treatment for having Big Eddy's gentle touch

[@sadistfurret4205]

yellow almonds are sent straight to almond hell where they are updated on current world affairs and their fear is used to power the factory for all eternity