How It's Actually Made - Rice

[@Distractionedm]

I'm so jealous of that lone employees that count each grain of rice, dream job

[@demonsparkx]

Average weight per grain count would be decently easy.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Ha,i’m gonna be a can stuffer one day! Just watch me!

[@threwthelookingglass7194]

Distraction EDM noooooooo

[@firepower7017]

@@jackr4009 As a Cambodian. They caught us by suprise. I mean they wore Blue Jeans and Plaid shirts. They're so bland, we couldn't see them.

[@firepower7017]

You're no Asian. So good luck getting the job.

[@oxide9679]

“Rice. It’s quite nice at a low, low price!” Huggbees accidentally created the best rice marketing slogan in history.

[@Kuriboh1008]

Yup

[@andrepepinski4213]

Not if inflation has something to say about it! 🤑

[@_RayNotHere_]

@@andrepepinski4213 if everything is expensive then the rice becomes cheap again

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

@@_RayNotHere_Import duties have something to say to that

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

@@_RayNotHere_Import duties have something to say to that

[@jaredbeilstein209]

I can only imagine if a teacher accidentally shows one of these videos to their students

[@oliviawhittaker2334]

Jared Beilstein i would DIEEEE

[@pundynethepunniest3990]

missing elements and then don’t tell them that it’s not real

[@CodytheDeer]

My cooking for wellness teacher kinda did, that was an interesting day

[@autisticwaifu2754]

Jared Beilstein that’s what my teacher did lol

[@IndigoGollum]

I tried to get one of my teachers to play one of these lasr year.

[@junipest9291]

My teacher thought this was a regular how it’s made video until he said “Oh my gosh Peter what in the hell are you doing?!” And finally realized something was off

[@loganiushere]

Rofl

[@theladyalluring2359]

Really? Your teacher didn't realize something was off with the bug carcass part? 😭

[@junipest9291]

@@theladyalluring2359 I gotta be honest with you, I have no memory of commenting this

[@theladyalluring2359]

@@junipest9291 fair enough, no worries 👍

[@emilygordbort7300]

Your teacher was probably staring at the ceiling counting the tiles until he heard Peter's ineptitude

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Once again, Peter risks the lives of us all for his cheap thrills!

[@mateuszponikowski2274]

The guy that steals the rice is probably Peter

[@mexicanvader]

Fucking peter

[@animecutie.]

Oh course Peter

[@Mick_92]

Why hasn't anybody still shut the door by 3:01?

[@Anastas1786]

Little-known fact: Every single episode of _How It's Made_ is shot at the exact same factory. The parent company's Board of Directors just can't decide what they actually want to produce and keep second-guessing themselves every few days, and all the factory managers can do is sigh and roll with it. Ain't capitalism a hoot?

[@second8442]

Not gonna lie, I thought this was legit til he said “inside these storage facilities, a lone employee is tasked with counting each grain of rice.” 😂

[@krackencrusader403]

wait......I do that......

[@eojinkim5960]

...but this is legit

[@DavidBrown-et3pg]

I didn't realize this wasn't the original version until then either. But I'm glad I watched it!

[@Zvalgryn]

Its okay i didn't figure it out till much later haha.

[@mason7220]

yeah but you still believed the storage sewers?

[@astroaero2805]

The transition from How its Made to Rice Advertisement was excellently done. Masterful display.

[@googleadministrator3994]

rice it’s whats for dinner

[@davidberkley2739]

I almost thought he was gonna pair it off with Pepto-Bismol there at the end

[@fujikoalfonso7448]

Lmao i thought this was a legit how its made for a moment till peter opened that machine and almost killed us all. Edit: For the bug and counting parts honestly just didn't think about it too much lol I figured might have been some weird artisan gucci brand idk 😂

[@KagmanX]

Lol. I didn't catch on till that exact scene also....then was like wait a second.. 🤣

[@nightfighter7452]

@Fidelity yes

[@panic3815]

Y e s

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@Fidelity *Y e s*

[@belalabusultan5911]

you didn't notice the 1 employee counting all the rice grains?

[@depressoespresso6783]

I actually work as a grain counter. Been trapped in this silo for 8 years now, I haven’t seen my wife since then, and I think the employees keep throwing in extra grains as I work. Help.

[@lucianomosca8853]

Hahaha classic Rusian worker things

[@anim8dideas849]

Just count by twos

[@arjunpersaud9283]

@Katie Giles it's a joke jackass

[@Aphid121]

No matter what happens there are always 5,108,672 grains of rice, I used to count rice and it was 5,108,672 every single time

[@mdawg362]

Guys ^ this chicks beyond woosh. It's become r/facepalm now

[@stumphole145]

3:28 Rice dust has a large variety of use including cattle feed and CaTtLe FeEd

[@peeptoad7060]

🍄(;

[@lordpowell3788]

@@peeptoad7060 coco coir

[@GlowingSmokeMachine]

"After being molested"

[@flarenite1004]

This video made me hungry for some Front Rice with just enough bugs

[@scrabie5867]

I rather front bugs with just enough rice but front rice sounds good to

[@flarenite1004]

@@scrabie5867 Eh everyone has their own wants so I respect that

[@flarenite1004]

@Pseudo Husky Yea moms bug heavy are pretty good too but I like my front rice

[@ADunleavy]

I'm confused. Was he joking or being serious? Is rice actually being sold with bugs in it?

[@flarenite1004]

@@ADunleavy Well never know

[@X-SPONGED]

2:26 Peter : *exists* Things that are going as they're supposed to : *chuckles* "I'm in danger !"

[@abstract-a0f]

guess who'll get an A+ for his school presentation about rice

[@iconwilly9498]

Me

[@anton5524]

Nice name.

[@firecat2463]

Me

[@giokush2386]

Not you

[@4shi10]

you'nt

[@gofig5179]

I love it how It sometimes sounds like it is an actual How Its Made episode and i forget it's a parody until he says something like "a single worker counts each grain of rice"

[@exzyyd392]

WELCOME TO THE RICE FACTORY MOTHERFUCKERS Also that counting employee looked like he was about to become Riceman in a weird Spiderman 3 remake

[@aendir1927]

That filthyfrank reference is 10/10

[@samsamistorm]

what a beautiful duwang

[@hellvoxx7650]

@@samsamistorm What a beautiful Dojyaaan.

[@hellvoxx7650]

@@nyxiepawz I AM THE FUCKING STRONG

[@Teruteku]

That is a good joke

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

"Sometimes an employee cheats death to provide rice for his family" Need I say more

[@calibusofficial]

Thanks to you, I have become the most knowledgeable in vaguely correct information amongst all my peers.

[@aaproductions1117]

Calibus King of Thorns nice Rammstein profile pic

[@Forkontheleft]

i have approximate knowledge in many things frank

[@4074-j9d]

@@aaproductions1117 FEUER FRIE! BANG BANG!

[@ShamankingZuty]

It's crazy that people have been eating rice for thousands of years and we've just always had all these machines to help with that.

[@onyxrafle8066]

4:01 You forgot to mention that if there weren't enough bugs in the most recent batch they would usually grind up the thief and use them as flavoring instead

[@Name-wc2lk]

When he gets to 69 likes please don't like it anymore

[@onyxrafle8066]

@@Name-wc2lk When it gets there I will like it myself and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[@frikizone2.03]

LoL

[@Kaiimei]

I love how these start off just fine and normal. Then, it slowly gets more and more off-script compared to the original show.

[@LOLYOU1337]

my friends and family have literally watched your videos so many times. Thank you for being such a funny dude

[@Lotuseless]

Brap

[@danielmiller3280]

That's fake and nobody really cares

[@pacient555]

wholesome

[@pacient555]

@@danielmiller3280 then why would you comment if noone cares, i think you an asshole.

[@v1be198]

Oh look a famous person

[@neonargon8489]

“Rice! It’s quite nice, at a low, low price!”

[@melaniebegeman2154]

4:00 He sounded a bit too happy there...

[@denos1699]

Probably means the guy has already died if he's in the video

[@MaverickWindsor351]

He's foreshadowing what he wishes to do to his viewers. 😂

[@beepthemeep12]

That's what I though

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

kinda sounds like Sheldon from tbbt tbh

[@Omartalt]

No one liked Harold, his hands are too greasy

[@artmy3045]

3:55 "if he been caught by doing this, he will be punish with death." damn thats SAVAGE XD

[@OG_Cool_Cat]

Every damn week, Peter nearly destroys us all. Goddamnit, Peter.

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@doodskie999]

Fucking shit did not notice this was satire till 1:44 lol

[@boukh_h]

Man, those machines sure are racist.

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Everything is racist.🤡

[@joshuascholar3220]

@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 😞 I'm disappoint.

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

@@joshuascholar3220 Haha...ha.... I hate communist terrorists. I'm glad you feel the same.

[@dx.feelgood5825]

They always are

[@thesturm8686]

As a scroumptious i am highly offended

[@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prt]

4:29 Narrator: "Rice!" Sound table operator automatically: **Presses the "Uhhh!" and clapping buttons**

[@Laporch]

I love how Andrew has the category set to “education”

[@Luigicat11]

1:04 "Count how many rice is here, Omega. That's your first mission."

[@Shifsabre]

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEV-

[@bupcereal8384]

Huggbees, I listened to your name, I have hives all over me, what should I do, I’m in extreme pain.

[@bruhmoment3395]

I did the same thing, I'm in the hospital

[@maxwedan]

I did the same as well, I’m a ghost possessing a bee so I can type this on some dude’s phone

[@Dmoney6278]

@@maxwedan how lucky are u that the random guy was watching a video by huggbees

[@tunnelsnake420]

Idk, walk it off

[@mdawg362]

Ah. That's a ritual that all his subscribers take. It helps sort out the weaklings. It was in his video "huggbees subscribers: how they're made"

[@Jake-vw3bj]

“What do you do for a living?” “I count every single grain of rice”

[@MagicMan3K]

Thought he was doing a legit go at HiM until, 'A lone worker counts the rice.' "There it is." I replied.

[@billyyank2198]

"I love rice. It's great when I'm really hungry, and I wanna eat a thousand of something." - Mitch Hedberg

[@rxbinski2346]

2:31 - oH My GaWD pETer WhAt aRe YoU doInG?!

[@onyxbasilisk9046]

You could have killed us all!

[@whateveryou9382]

I'm reading this with Louis's voice

[@totallyrealcia]

Alexandre The factory could not afford the full version.

[@charles7077]

What are you doing stepbro

[@SillyLittleGuyreal]

Crack

[@Wispybubs]

I keep forgetting that this is a voice over, so when he said that guy counts every single grain of rice I was shook

[@princevegeta2723]

I like my rice, S E W E R flavour

[@anonymousidea9119]

I prefer front rice, it's quite nice at a low low price

[@chimarajigsawlord]

Yea I really love that bug flavor

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

@@chimarajigsawlord not enough bugs and it tastes bad. but too much and customer will complain

[@somewhatmay_]

If ur reading comments before watching. Jump to *4:29* for *awesomeness*

[@TheONE-iu6fg]

Peter has a death wish

[@TheUltimateRare]

Peter will destroy the world.

[@miguelpadeiro762]

Peter is jealous of the lone rice counter

[@kapzduke]

hey lois i have a death wish hehehehe

[@ew8381]

“OH MY GOD PETER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, you could have killed us all jesus-“ I’m dead-

[@ejej_shej7958]

"Half of the planets population" So China??

[@tektek10]

this may be news to you but we are all chinese

[@alienbeef0421]

AND PHILIPPINES

[@ratbat1072]

And japan

[@furiousfemmeyazeth3362]

Tbf, every country in the world eats rice (and by country I mean general population uwu) .

[@JeremyFinch42]

China has all the gold. India has all the jewels. Together they make Thanos.

[@cristianmontoya3149]

Teacher: The task isn't that hard The task: 1:05

[@MoistNuggeteer]

Please never stop making these.

[@FlymanMS]

I like the plot twist that it’s not the taste of rice itself we enjoy but the right amount of tiny bugs in it

[@chesterlushai802]

Feels sorry for the person who counted the rice grain😥🤣

[@bp_cherryblossomtree723]

Zauva Hauhnar no. This was his dream job

[@tasertag7513]

He gets paid 37 whole cents per year for this. He should be pretty happy.

[@helloorbye2970]

You realize this is satire right

[@rillafy7966]

Keanu's Carrot you do realize that theyre in with the joke right? You act all smart yet fail completely

[@helloorbye2970]

@@rillafy7966 when someone uses those emojis they arent

[@tytalksalot3665]

4:49 he quoted that one stomach pain medication ad upset stomach indigestion diarreah. Edit: as ice articuno pointed out it is pepto bismol

[@snowgrave2475]

Peoto bismol

[@tytalksalot3665]

Ice Articuno that’s it.

[@SweetRian]

"Cattle feed and..." " _Cattlefeed_ ...?"

[@GGRetroBattles]

It's good to watch this while eating rice.

[@PaleGhost69]

1:15 If you ate all that rice you'd still be hungry after an hour.

[@Gresh17]

4:38 Yellow rice: at I a joke to you?

[@DugalBites]

And black.

[@CaliburnVT]

I'd like to think this an alternate universe in which the How It's Made team has a drastically low budget, so they hand the clueless narrator the footage and no script, so he's forced to wing the narration.

[@cambria_smith]

I'm glad you're starting uploads again. I love these videos, keep up the good work dude.

[@dan.9093]

"Too little bugs and the rice won't taste right. Too many bugs and customers will take notice and complain" I cannot imagine the stress level of the person in charge of checking if the bug proportion on the rice is right

[@favoritemustard3542]

Despite the hazard pay, there's still a very high turnover rate, unfortunately...

[@InfamousAMH]

0:32 _S T O N K S_

[@RebelliousRobot]

Damn, Peter. Just endangering us with your antics.

[@that1randompotato576]

Always putting our lives in danger smh 😔

[@Calamibee]

1:10 i have something to add here. “10 people have died from lack of oxygen due to the rice to air ratio.”

[@jaxn02]

"rice dust has a wide variety of uses, including cattle feed and... cattle feed"

[@DandiLostmotivation]

I’m not sure why but I feel depressed watching this. Maybe it’s that Asian man walking alone in the rice?

[@declantecho1717]

Dandi Me too, weirdly. I wonder why?

[@SatyracleKraken]

4:50 bro just started repeating a pepto bismol ad

[@Jerebee-DS]

At first I was worried about this video. And then the shitpost came. Then I was calm.

[@YokoX23]

That pepto bismol ad at the end haa. First and last jokes are often some of the best in these videos

[@ashton5380]

Ok so my headphones cut out and all I hear is "world r-r-rice is t-tttthe mmmm-mainnnnn gggraain-n" I'm scared

[@nickwalter2004]

please keep doing this series, this is hilarious and cheers me up after ive had a long day

[@rickydona919]

wasn't there a song in the 90s call "Rice Rice Baby"?

[@dragonsdream4236]

By a rapper called vanilla rice?

[@superclovergamer4683]

@@joeylawn36111 Great now I want a actual version

[@JasonAlGhulTodd]

I actually didn't realise this wasn't serious, I only realised by the Peter comment - good job lmao

[@togglefire3537]

See this was a really good one. It really seemed to be realistic at the beginning and it wasn't over exaggerated like you normally do and I have to say it really was a lot more funny.

[@robboss7083]

"if you suffer from nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea" Pepto Bismol, copystrike this man right now

[@trevtrev6700]

I like how this video goes from a normal how it’s made to a dark story with torture

[@NotUwU-_-]

So this is why my parents adding bugs in my porridge

[@TRLTheRandomLab]

2:46 YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A RICE SORTING MACHINE

[@thedovahkiin1999]

I love when you forget this channel and stumble upon it randomly

[@DiddyJuicer]

Every time I watch one of these videos I gain *B I G B R A I N* Edit: Thats a lot of likes

[@jacobpoore9575]

GIB NIARB

[@zenplays2507]

Don't you mean *B I G G R A I N

[@jacobpoore9575]

@@zenplays2507 no GIB NIARB

[@someguystudios23]

Oh yeah, this is b i g b r a i n t i m e

[@voltariantechnologyinc.8594]

YOU GAIN INSANE BIG BRAIN FROM THE MAIN GRAIN

[@wyatthaines6161]

I am so glad that he was able to implement Pepto into his videos.

[@Gameang123acdc]

“Sometimes an employee cheats death to gather some rice for his family” Lol

[@epicsmemedump6501]

Love the voice crack at 1:05

[@rodorod]

2:57 voice crack

[@_letstartariot]

Huggs, you live in a dark world where most food gets ‘molested’ during the manufacturing process, we have all noticed.

[@boredomfreak6110]

I DEAD ASS THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING AN ACTUAL EPISODE OF HOW IT'S MADE!!! LMAOOO

[@SnootracSpells96]

2:31 I was here for CurtisTRY

[@ZoomFiscon]

i liked the stomach pain indigestion part it was so well blended with the rest of the script

[@harakirikiss6128]

I love the anticipation of waiting for the first joke.

[@RebelRenegade76]

4:51 “If you suffer from Nausea, Heartburn indigestion, upset stomach, of diarrhea.” I got that, you couldn’t hide that from us...

[@ethoswise]

Pepto bismol

[@GalderIncarnate]

Thanks to PETER, this plant was shut down...

[@iriiri7487]

So you’re telling me rice isn’t from my mom’s bones?

[@hellatze]

What ?

[@scottgardner2950]

@Benjamin Little no, his mom HAS HAD a lot of bones

[@samleen]

Well, first you get a massive spoiler (preferably double decker), then you get a neon paint scheme and chrome wheels, and finally, you give it so much camber that it can't go over a speed bump without crying for it's mommy.

[@iisquiddiesquid]

That awkward moment when your family buys one of the rice shown in 5:00 (The edit was a grammar fix)

[@davidchairfield4619]

The nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea thing got me. Truly miss that jingle

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

Dammit! Peter has done it again. I think he's trying to ruin everything.

[@rycordex]

He really snuck in the Pepto Bismol song at the end🤣😭❤️

[@zeker4946]

3:38 had me dying of laughter

[@WesAndRuss]

The Pepto-Bismol line at the end 👌 4:50

[@JesusChrist-wu3ed]

did yall notice the pepto bismol reference?

[@spazztic6172]

And here I thought sweatshop workers did all the work

[@venomkiler1]

3:11, a better joke would've been brown white and Asian rice but its 2019 so ig thatd be too offensive

[@catloverplayz3268]

It's weird to hear that sentence in 2024

[@alularussell778]

THIS IS THE BEST DOCUMENTRY. THIS SMAKS AS DOCUMENTRIES AS THEY SHOULD BE TO HELP ONE NOT FALL ASLEEP. THANK YOU

[@fogz]

360p gang where u at?!

[@The0ttoZone]

Right here sir

[@spetsnatzlegion3366]

FogZ still here, 10 minutes later

[@narglarph9820]

ayyyy

[@3bydacreekside]

God that picture sends me rage

[@kapzduke]

me

[@lizxu322]

1:08 you missed a chance to say something like, 'There are at least 5 rices here'

[@violecranell]

GODDAMIT PETER!!

[@ftswarbill]

I wonder how many people walked on all the rice I've eaten.

[@thatbillguy5211]

It's 00:48 I need to know how rice is truly made