How It's Actually Made - Soap Bars

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

"Yet no matter how many you buy, you'll never be clean" *I feel personally attacked*

[@raynmanshorts9275]

Janet?

[@phantxm1336]

You sound like one of my friends who gets offended by everything

[@ColdSmohk]

What your browser history? Mine’s worse

[@furiousfurry]

@@ColdSmohk I have no browser history, guess why

[@mari81032]

@@furiousfurry because you are link

[@Myxril]

"More Gatorade is eventually added to the soap as it's probably dying of thirst by now." Stay hydrated, bois.

[@2verysnowyyy]

Myxril hydrate don’t dietrate

[@perpetualMess.]

I read that as he said it

[@imbored7579]

that kid named drated:

[@loustact]

me and the bois staying hydrated during quarantine

[@ajaybyadgi2672]

Gatorade doesnt hydrate

[@FRD357]

One of the worlds most popular snacks

[@epicool6527]

*_Now in juice packets!_*

[@ChrissehCat]

I think my favorite flavor was Irish Spring. I'd swear purposely in the hopes of getting a taste of that refreshingly delightful bar, only to be disappointed by a bar of bitter Dial.

[@denellhunter1253]

1/10 dentists recommend

[@fluidapple9091]

Spencer those aren’t Japanese candies

[@denellhunter1253]

@@fluidapple9091 r/whoosh

[@lily_skye]

I love how we don't actually get to see the soap be formed into bricks. It just cuts from "yet another auger-noodle process" to "anyway, they're bricks now"

[@potatok123]

*_“Workers add concentrated soap to help clean the soap”_*

[@SC-RGX7]

I cracked at that part

[@Cakedreamr]

i use the soap to clean the soap

[@imgoodnotgreat.3260]

Yes, the soap is made of soap

[@Sylau369]

We just to the product to product the product

[@materac440]

Logik

[@T0byInTheSky]

"workers add concentrated soap to help clean the soap" That made me laugh

[@Forknitegriddleriddy]

i used the soap to clean the soap

[@DaddyAboodi]

Ayyy 69 likes

[@T0byInTheSky]

@@DaddyAboodi ayyyyyy

[@DaddyAboodi]

T0bster lmao

[@PieFaceGuy9000]

This deserves more likes

[@BioHzrd0010]

I wasn't initially aware that this was a parody video, and I had no idea until he said that it came in a variety of flavors from toxic to non-toxic, and I wasn't fully aware until _active volcano._ *EDIT:* Nevermind, I just looked it up, and this is all true.

[@Mishe_o7]

Psss guys FBI forced him to edit the comment

[@ikiask7107]

Shiz

[@jiminlosthisjams8800]

@@Mishe_o7 lol

[@achicken6522]

“They add more Gatorade to the soap sense it’s probably thirsty as hell by now”

[@zedkiller112]

Yeah the footage is real but what he says is usually just for comedy

[@defiantheroes6275]

Ahhh yes. More quality, and factually accurate, content.

[@WAcrobat19]

Walter

[@jackwhite5086]

walter

[@saltlord5276]

Walter

[@ndrew_B]

Walter

[@izzyfloof1083]

Walter

[@chrisalan5610]

"No matter how much soap you buy, you'll never be clean." *Sheer existential horror*

[@ihatemice_elf]

Germaphobics, Mysophobics, and Emetophobics be like:

[@mettatonneo1147]

“It all starts in an active volcano-“ A *WHAT?*

[@a.cauilan4632]

My thoughts exactly

[@vaderbuild]

an active volcano, didn't you hear?

[@misterp1355]

🌋

[@l.av.h7812]

Where do they get their hands on an active volcano

[@sarchived]

@@l.av.h7812 gatorade

[@LetoPartizan]

3:53 When you have no idea what youre doing so you try looking like everybody else to avoid being seen.

[@nolongerusing7430]

I felt that.

[@tttable1270]

A very underrated comment.

Damn

[@rainedans8684]

I saw that

[@bloody_jaydee2405]

I didn't mean to end up there I swear-

[@soilology]

*soap fights crime*

[@b2spirit35]

grime?

[@etherian2500]

@@b2spirit35 crime u idiot

[@etherian2500]

@The Gay Dolphin that's mean and undiserved

[@deycallmefuzzy]

@@etherian2500 moh.honu.moh.honu.hhhhh.h.hm

[@cageybee7221]

of course, it cleans up the streets.

[@judythompson479]

"I hope your promotion was worth it, Janet."

[@rattoota]

I read this right as he said that

[@valentine4917-w9b]

I kinda want to know who Janet is

[@unknown____9695]

“Soap bars come in variety of FLAVORS” Damn, soap sure does taste pretty good

[@perrytheperegrine]

I certainly enjoy taking a bite out of the cheese soap at lush, makes a truly unforgettable snack

[@izaacreatherishere]

Come down today And use some soap Or else you'll be In a boat

[@thestitcher3335]

Mmm soap that tastes like shit 😋

[@Silly_banana]

@@perrytheperegrineomg i thought no one else did that! I do love eating soap!!!

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

My favorite flavors of soap are the toxic ones

[@abemcg3803]

*”The soap moneyshot-“* HOLD UP!

[@scrantonhesser4270]

What does tha tmean?

[@jumpspam3518]

@@scrantonhesser4270 Idddubz reference

[@EikottXD]

@@scrantonhesser4270 when a man ejaculates on a woman's face at the end of a porno video.

[@EikottXD]

@@pbottomley14 Same bro. I had to pause it 💀

[@fumanpoo4725]

Bukkake bars...

[@Lori_Hanna]

I personally love sauerkraut

[@Jan_372]

It is Sauerkraut :angry_german_face:

[@Lori_Hanna]

@@Jan_372 😜

[@user-rr3rm8nv7s]

@@Jan_372 sower crowt

[@articvengeance]

sour clout

[@ashiyyn]

@@articvengeance power stout

[@romanbellic810]

How are humans Actually Made?

[@redamber483]

*insert lenny face* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Pironesia]

Lasers

[@CreatorOfTheRoom]

Male go into female

[@CreatorOfTheRoom]

the shrubberino dong insertion, dong ejaculation, juice go into wamen, nein months later, babby

[@alphabetsoup5686]

@@LimeSlime69 you sound serious but I cant tell lol 😂😂😁😁

[@doob-]

Steel plates shape, stamp and sort the soap cylinders, shipping their supple slippery soft bodies to be sensationally sent skyward, SEE? lmao

[@zairemartin2401]

A L L I T E R A T I O N 1 0 0

[@arkhe1n107]

Poetry

[@shot_with_an_rpg1454]

Alliteration is humanities biggest weakness

[@dazedcitrine]

I read this as he said that and it was so satisfying

[@cthulhu4411]

More like pornitry

[@LGraphicsMedia]

1:29 "tasting a bit of sweet sweet freedom, before immediately being pulverized by two industrial rollers" way to kill the moment made me laugh

[@vmxkarelyn_0842]

2:19 Can you show us how to make the concentrated soap that cleans the soap?

[@somewhatsadartist6930]

No

[@jeremylamarre5979]

They use a rinsing machine

[@kokomrade2541]

That is something you shouldn't know

[@thanos4959]

Uh

[@jithujoshy8350]

@Hellbanisher Rockz "the concentrated soap is added to the concetrated soap, which is then added to the concentraded soap"

[@spazman2644]

"The soap is money shot on to a conveyor belt." That's gotta be my favorite line other than "another goddamn noodle plate" .these videos always make me laugh one way or another!

[@albenmurcia4716]

Indeed that first line gave me a chuckle

[@zicnov4794]

My favorite (not from this episode) then it’s completely fucking destroyed

[@elbschwartz]

I never knew you could use money shot as a verb. You learn something new every day...

[@samuellillge9319]

I've never heard someone pronounce the "L" in "folks" so deliberately.

[@mystxc1028]

shut up

[@samuellillge9319]

@@mystxc1028 Nah loma

[@mystxc1028]

@@samuellillge9319 nice

[@NovaBoi7]

@@samuellillge9319 laughing oss my off

[@agustinbeatz804]

@@NovaBoi7 haha

[@averagegamingplayer]

Why do they cut them so many times? I feel like you can remove half the machinery here and it would do the same job.

[@HaydenHatTrick]

Its actually to remove air bubbles and irregular texture

[@americanbrunch3040]

For quality assurance purposes this comment maybe recorded.

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Ceili Magnus Sarcasm does not work in text. Sarcasm? It doesn’t work in text. Sarcasm is one of the few forms of wit which work worse in text than in speech. Never use sarcasm and then blame someone else for not understanding the sarcasm when sarcasm is not able to be heard in writing.

[@TheSirenoftheSand]

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange can you actually just leave me alone? I'm just trying to enjoy my one night off this week. I'll delete the comment, just please go away. I can't believe y'all are this worked up over a joke comment on a joke video. The ENTIRE video was intentionally incorrect and you guys are correcting people in the comments section. Why are you doing this to people?

[@davidelinmortal]

They do that so they don't have to shower them in pig's sweat which is more expensive

[@zarakikenpachi-iy1nz]

"The soap is money shot all over a big metal roll..." I spit up my mountain dew when i heard that.

[@deemacgee]

+1, except it's iced coffee and I'm gonna need a new keyboard.

[@EikottXD]

I had to pause the video 💀

[@sis-6110]

The active volcano was never included in my "Make Your Own Soap D.I.Y Kit"

[@chrismarek7864]

That was sold separately 🤣

[@cicifuentes5685]

3:30 That super suave alliteration certainly sweetened my sour day 👌

[@therealsoul666]

Yes daddy, give me that good content.

[@kwason8127]

Benjamin Oyarzabal gO cOmMiT DiE

[@needmoney1169]

@@kwason8127 lifen´t

[@anthonyparmer5066]

Sus?

[@elloDucky]

Hahaha yesss

[@milksstories6860]

@@bordwithasword Go commit lasagna cold

[@deeforce5603]

*Because just like in real life, sometimes you gotta force a square peg into a round hole* This is my new year motto for going into 2019

[@junkiejackflash]

2020 called, it says "Lemme fuck you right up the ass"

[@junkiejackflash]

@King Cat Dear King Cat, please enjoy this virtual postcard from 2025. I hope you enjoy the last few years of modern civilization, before climate change, civil unrest, and WW3 gangbang all of mankind into a hellish bukakke of blood, guts, melted ice caps, and the ash of every volcanoes fat moneyshot onto the face of the earth. If you end up being one of the few survivors of the resurrected and genetically modified prehistoric creatures terrorizing the remainder of humanity, let's meet up. I'm currently bunkered down between the great Sphynx and the Gokden Gate Bridge (earth quakes did a number on the geography of the place, but you'll get used to it.) See ya soon pal.

[@meatsmell8639]

He followed that with "I hope that promotion was worth it, Janet." and it made it so much better XD

[@hug_bug]

0:14 I expected to hear "... or is it?" at the end, but it didn't happen. A missed opportunity, truly.

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

Or is it? 🤨 *Vsauce music plays*

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420I was just about to say that

[@Spring-it1ev]

Soap bars are actually just hardened donuts left to fossilize in the ground for a few hundred years. Then they are carved into whatever shape you want.

[@MajorOcelot_]

Since soap's got electrolytes, I'm going to use it to feed my plants.

[@junkiejackflash]

It's what plants crave.

[@MichaelBryce1125]

Don't!

[@Shiloh_has_a_bird]

@@MichaelBryce1125 do

[@MichaelBryce1125]

@@Shiloh_has_a_bird dont

[@Shiloh_has_a_bird]

@@MichaelBryce1125 do

[@Lordecai]

3:30 I can’t believe you took the time to talk tentatively about this topic with alliteration today.

[@Mikeological]

Wow couldn't you have come up with a crazier, creative comment than complimenting a crafty creation?

[@rookiepaw7305]

PTERODACTYL

[@Lordecai]

Mikeology honestly, your comment was so condescending con artists cannot stomach any longer in acapella groups, you -Australian- _Jackson_ ostrich Wow assonance is way harder Also nice odd1sout reference xd (to Paw)

[@talkboutkitties3501]

:/

[@DwarfPrimus]

I have to admit, that was pure genius

[@compactsora]

That soap looks okay but I prefer the flavor of transparent purple soap. Since, you know, Purple is the superior Gatorade flavor. Dark blue with light blue ribbons is also pretty good though.

[@youtubeuser9496]

Red is better

[@XxRaceRCxX]

I personally prefer green

[@a.t.l.r.8969]

the soap behind the slaughter

[@stalepitachips322]

Purple is fucking awful white, all day

[@cheezygamer6846]

Rainbow is best

[@Pit_Wizard]

"Industry standard skee-ball hole" kills me every time.

[@IslamClipsCentral]

3:22 I hope your promotion was worth it. JANET.

[@mabvsfd]

"The soap is then money-shot..." 😂😂😂

[@henyo5409]

0:07 soap fights crime

[@kevintrigg3707]

2:45 mmmm those pixels that compression is just delightful

[@memequeen5157]

3:53 There's one that isn't carrying anything.. It messed up my ocd throughout the rest of the video ;-;

[@avianivy0775]

Jaida Draws if you really do have OCD, I wish you the best of luck.

[@banann_ducc]

@@avianivy0775 i dont but that shits still annoying!

[@Randomd0g]

Good thing the rest of the video was a whopping 10 seconds

[@Oklatucky_Guitarman]

“I hope your promotion was worth it, Janet.” 😂

[@braindedc0rpse]

Ah yes, I always love to eat a soap bar as a “non-toxic” light snack.

[@CrabOnABeach]

idk man, toxic flavor has always had this nice, exotic rush to it

[@thestitcher3335]

And then u fart bubbles

[@lizismis]

I can proudly say I have eaten a bar of soap before

[@boiledteetllc]

LizIsMis I push them up my ass

[@basil3663]

dang, an entire one?

[@lizismis]

Living_Floor yes a hole bar

[@boiledteetllc]

Yes I make sure they are pickled with hot sauce

[@lizismis]

Chris Pringle that’s to hardcore for me dude

[@m.a.t.a.s]

I love how you sometimes talk about products as if they are humans.

[@Diesel436]

Human skin

[@blaydCA]

"It all starts in an active volcano" They still make LAVA™ Soap Bars!

[@billcipher1756]

"and no matter how many you buy, you will never be clean" you missed an opportunity to say "of your actions"

[@tobyexists8031]

o h f u c k i t s b i l l

[@billcipher1756]

@@tobyexists8031 i would know what it means to be without a cleanliness obtained through the actions i partake of.

[@thanos4959]

Yes

[@teetehi]

3:54 there's a empty one

[@SharkRockstar]

Stop wasting yo time

[@noldocelu3326]

2:25 Did he just dump his coffee in the soap mix?

[@Astro_Tay]

Coffee flavoured soap for kids to teach them not the eat damn soap so they up all night to no sleep for 5 years

[@MegaSackboy321]

I'm high af and I clicked this video thinking that this was a regular episode of how it's made until I got to 1:20 😂😂

[@animefreak8054]

"no matter how much soap you but you'll never be clean" that line has so much raw power behind it

[@itsthemaggieshow]

Most How It's Actually Made episodes, ease you into the chaos, but this one jumps in headfirst. Good job

[@Ace-rv4ji]

2:12 i think that’s just all the pieces of soap I picked off in the shower when I was little

[@leonwinchester9865]

2:50 Top ten anime betrayals

[@TheSirenoftheSand]

Please never stop making these. I'd love to see you make one about candy canes because that's my fave How It's Made segment 😂

[@defrgt-m9s]

he did do candy canes

[@willt.4787]

Alliteration always appreciated among amicable allies accepting ample and abundant arduous articulation.

[@andreibazarinca4289]

0:21 from my experience they all taste bitter

[@senilerodent]

They're a bit salty

[@samvannice3776]

2:35 was great.

[@davebrunero5529]

My uncle was in Communist Russia right before the collapse... Before he traveled there he was told to take a few things with him as the hotel would not have them... This included soap... Before he left Russia, he tipped the maid the used bar of soap... She was confused but happy to get the soap due to its value...

[@charliedilltarde9881]

damn i could believe this, what a shothole

[@charliedilltarde9881]

@Milky_Feline speak god's language! american english. or hebrew but i dont speak that.

[@Moocow2003]

I've heard this before!

[@leanneelizabeth9232]

So, my 4 year old asked me how soap was made, and this is the first video I found and I went for it. Absolutely the best video I could have picked. Must admit, I was confused in the first few seconds, with gatorade and volcanoes, but I stand by this. Even when my child repeated 'goddamn noodles' at the end

[@casperrabbit7254]

3:04 No comment on how that straight up looks like cat shit? 😂

[@massiveheadwoundharry6833]

3:11 "I hope your promotion was worth it, Janet." A sleeping-your-way-to-the-top reference.

[@The_Mister_E]

You wanna know how I know that I've watched too many of these? I can come up with them just by watching. "The soap is now chopped into what appears to be pellets, but are actually part of their chinchilla sized bars of soap. Because dust baths simply don't lather up well." "Now they add corn syrup to the mixture because, well, this is an all American brand after all."

[@manifeellikeawoman6888]

Lol the funniest IDGAF narrator 2:55 👍😁😁

[@dazzawesome]

No soap was harmed in the making of this video

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

The lighting in the first 20 secs make soap look like the heroes they truly are!

[@eatit7168]

"Surprise another god damn noddle plate" *XD I dead that's me with homework*

[@benb4728]

1:39 I am disappointed that you didn't make a lasagna joke here

[@Alayus]

*surprise! Another Goddamn noodle plate* I can't 😂😂

[@pdelinec.m-d4702]

"Yet no matter how many you buy, you'll never be clean" Yeah 'cause you have to use it.

[@functionalalcoholic3719]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

[@Eralen00]

1:07 C69, nice

[@DJdoppIer]

_"Soap comes in a variety of flavors."_ Me: "Waaaaaaaait a minute...."

[@SheshKapush]

(Dropping noises)

[@awesomedonut8228]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Willparker04]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lazychip55]

Lol I love these so much I died in class about the crayon's "oh my God they're destroing Mars those animals

[@malachimarko7963]

And the arms here that did not grab any soap are still in training. thank you for learning me how to be funnier

[@animalproductions3188]

Honestly these vids have been whats keeping me feeling good, slap stick humer or whatever you wanna call it, always makes ya smile

[@spookykidsyt1298]

1:15 Who won’t stop laughing 😂

[@jsleamer2046]

0:59 Money shot all over XD

[@sebs-shenanigans]

I need more Byaku-I mean Bacon please

[@eh___7796]

Please keep making these. I can only sleep to your voice now

[@theo9986]

“They come in a variety of flavors, toxic and not toxic”😂😂😂😂

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

"And yet no matter how many you buy, you'll *never* be clean." I felt that

[@Armpit_Slapper]

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[@Armpit_Slapper]

Lol beat that.

[@epicool6527]

Is this despacito flex tape

[@dragonusmolamola4140]

Jajaja

[@cheezeitz3557]

I have no clue what this means, but I must know

[@aivarpaulson605]

0:31 i think soap is secretly a death trap now

[@pschiptunes64]

"Hey, Steve, I think we gotta do another one, I said 'sauerkraut' again."

[@NoriakiRyuji]

the running gag of adding Gatorade to increase electrolytes is easily my favorite

[@nova1726]

They also end up in my Nose when I'm showering

[@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122]

Got a Soap for Dudes ad.....fitting

[@noth9617]

I can imagine someone thinking that this is a real documentary and showing it to a class of around 200 students lmao

[@glitchy2030]

"lmao" ? Rlly

[@noth9617]

@@glitchy2030 “Rlly” ? Really

[@KiyoshiKenji881]

Did anyone else see the lonely robot at the end who didn't get soap but tries his best to act as if he did

[@SovietOnion111]

*WE USE THE SOAP TO CLEAN THE SOAP* god i will always die where i hear that

[@DaveTrains1]

The first pun made me laugh

[@DaveTrains1]

lol same

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Meanwhile in prison... Me : drop soap and bend down trying to take the soap. Other prisoner : *SURPRISE PENETRATION* !!!!!!!!. Me : *NAAAAANIIIII* !!!!!!!!!

[@kaherustrashcan6304]

...

[@barronbarron9620]

2:31 sOaP EDIT another SOaP 0:03

[@dr.insaneoiv]

Even on bad days, you manage to put a smile on my face.

[@cannedmusic]

Love it when they stick you with alliterations. Try "Smelly Sam smiled sweetly as soap samples sailed skyward toward him."

[@simonfriedrichcastillo4569]

*surprise Another GOD DAMN Noodle Blade!*

[@sost.4388]

0:48 *I'M A GIRRAFE*

[@Wubbox_Man96]

*IM A SQUID*

[@Theadats1]

Everybody say Colorado

[@kristamu06]

@@Theadats1I’m a girrafe

[@phizgp]

2:00 made me lol

[@Remembrncee]

“Surprise! Another goddamn noodle plate.”

[@603xxg]

All joking aside, this has to be the cleanest factory out there.