How It's Made; Servitors

[@rowanbowers5743]

Haste, I will do as you ask. As you wish Lord, I shall obey. I exist, to vote for the 12 Hour Heresy video!

[@Stannyboyyyyyy]

@@rowanbowers5743 may it reign eternal, the 12 hour Horus heresy video

[@piprolling7303]

Agreed

[@EricPuente-wr3bg]

I add my vote for the 12 hour Horus Heresy video!

[@darkestcarving8735]

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[@jasonroberts4470]

Thanks for another episode

[@Nakai064]

U can’t run from it forever Isyander. 12 hour Horus Heresy.

[@dinoz2113]

HE RIGHT ISYANDER THE 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY WILL COME SOONER OR LATER

[@320466]

For the 12 Hour Horus Heresy Video for Gork and Mork.. WAAAGHHHHH!!!

[@Uaredone796]

Ooooh.. Gork n Mork episode…!

[@randombloodleaf22]

WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

[@DonBraun-f3y]

Orctober

[@JankTank]

WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chrisandy9372]

WAAAAAAGGGHHHH

[@rycolligan]

“How did you identify a traitor? You’re supposed to be heat-seeking!” That legit cracked me up. Thanks.

[@veil6655]

Missile: in my defense, that traitor was packing some serious heat.

[@bagman13579]

12 hour horus heresy. Isyander, the heresy catches all. You can not run forever.

[@evernever9877]

Tau, please and thank you.

[@henrybayer2856]

yes 12 hours

[@fattesttuesday3994]

I CRAVE THE HORUSSY

[@martefala]

Isyander looking at the comment section like that meme of the plush monkey that pretends to not see.

[@dinoz2113]

Yea 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY VIDEO LETS GOO

[@wesleymiles8756]

13:00 There's actually a canon 40k Short story titled "Empra" about denizens of a FERAL world having to produce parts for and assemble Imperial starships. None of them know what they're building, why they're doing it, or about anything that lies beyond their planet. All they know is that they have to make screws and load shells for the Empra in the sky.

[@filipeamado5077]

12 hour heresy within, 12 hour heresy without

[@The_Space_Pixel]

If they rearrange the display shelf Isyander could have a little Horus & Guilliman on his shoulders. One tells him to start a heresy and the other tells him the objectively best way to file his taxes.

[@batterylevellow5473]

I hope he does it whenever they finally get painted

[@elitemook4234]

The Space marine 2 thing is even worse. The blind guy was blinded trying to clean up a fuel spill (after multiple days without rest or sleep) and was to be converted into a servitor as punishment for incompetence. The only reason he didn't get his brain cut up is because someone has to dive into the septic tank and the ad mech consider the job to be beneath a servitors augments.

[@KFPSchnitzelkochTschango]

For a moment i thought you are going to mention, how the admech is likely just severing the connection of self to body from servitors instead of properly mindwiping and destroying it. So there are likely servitors who have their old self just imprisoned deep within, with no way to express themselves.

[@LexYeen]

​@@KFPSchnitzelkochTschangoThere's some _sad_ lines from medicae servitors in Darktide.

[@kataris2693]

@LexYeen "It hurts... why it hurts??"

[@wesleymiles8756]

I don't know if you two have played Darktide yet, but if not, the main "healing station" in the game is a medicae servitor that's fused to a stationary machine that injects you with healing fluid, and retracts back inside the machine when it's out of juice. The only thing is, sometimes when it retracts back into the medicae station you can hear it saying stuff like "Can you take me with you? Please, I am so lonely." Or "System failure. Why does it hurt? Help. Help. *Help."*

[@barrag3463]

"I can feel pieces of my mind... drifting away..."

[@pierbelizaire1495]

Koda 100% thinks of fingers when he bites into a crisp baby carrot

[@dr.stronk9857]

So do the night lords

[@IVIaskerade]

Chat, is preysight just eating your carrots?

[@williamknight5691]

⁠@@dr.stronk9857night lords think of baby carrots when they bite into fingers so not quite the same lol

[@dr.stronk9857]

@@williamknight5691 true

[@Pandolfinstein44]

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[@justinsutherland4201]

This unit registers enjoyment of koda learning of the blessing of cogitation upon the menials

[@anthonywelch6693]

The emperor demands a 12-hour Horace heresy episode containing nothing but slander

[@skycommander2153]

Me as a PTSD Guardsmen seeing the treatment center next to the Servitor Factory.... "I'm suddenly okay with seeing my buddy Flayed by a night lord in front of me" Edit. Since this comment is getting traction 24 hour Horus Heresy Video, Tau for the next video and lets have Isyander be the Hype man for Erebus so I can say "Where is your God Emperor now?!"

[@SheWhoThirstTraps]

That was basically my exact thought, and the only part of this video where I got uncomfortable 😂. I have severe PTSD and just imagined going to take a grippy sock vacation after being told they have a 100% success rate on "curing" PTSD nightmares, getting out of the car, seeing the servitor factory literally attached to the hospital strip mall style, and going "....you know what, I can just stay awake the rest of my life." But I also get the feeling it's like 1950s rules though. Woman crying for no real reason? They just alert the black van. Hear literally one sleep scream from a former guardsman? Black van. Having a brief facial expression of grief while looking at a photo of your deceased spouse who was in the guard? Black van. And I'm sure there a couple servitors just to alert the black vans.

[@zackaryswain1906]

“Have faith word bearer”

[@thebossbrothers123]

​@@zackaryswain1906thats vile

[@KarlDRG]

12 hour Horus Heresy video! For the dark gods!

[@heathg4485]

heresy

[@Bones29870]

12 hours of the horse inventing the heresy

[@dieselmech7340]

FOR KARL!

[@joelmaxwell06]

10:05 that's not actually what dark age of technology means, the dark age of technology WAS actually those good times you were talking about and was the golden age of humanity but due to the Age of Strife most of that tech is lost. Hence the term, DARK age. Great video though!! +1 vote for the fish people

[@thekingofmyths5148]

We need a World Bearers episode so Koda can understand why we love Erebus and his plot armor

[@EpidemicPain]

Who the hell is we? Erebus should explode

[@thekingofmyths5148]

@@EpidemicPain His plot armor is too strong 🤣

[@A_Gent_Agent]

Fuck Erebus, all my homies hate Erebus.

[@CooperativeWaffles]

Love or Hate, Erebus's plot armour is strengthened by his fame.

[@bronsonwood9694]

I think you mean we love to hate Erebus. If someone actually likes that literal definition of the worst being in this galaxy you will be made into a servitor.

[@elitemook4234]

I like the theory that the Machine rebelion in 40K was an I robot style rebelion rather than a Terminator style rebelion. Machines that were programmed to protect human life learned of the warp and the threat it posed and all they could do to try and fulfil their programming was to A) try and force a galactic factory reset by wiping out all life in the galaxy and then re-seeding humanity after the warp has calmed down. Or B) Give humanity a forceful push into transendance by uploading their minds and then purging the fleshy soul filled part that is connected to the threat.

[@diegoruiz9328]

I fucking love your theory, I’m running with it

[@abdulhasbullah9172]

Might be

[@fillymcwinkenbob4234]

so... Aeldari Exodites or Necrons and instead they got Ork-ed?

[@barrag3463]

It's possible because as I understand things the revolt of the men of iron wasn't really coordinated or unified. According to some lore not every AI and robot revolted either.

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

I'm almost positive it was outright confirmed by GW in one of the earlier books that the AI realized what the warp was, and it's ability to corrupt convinced AI the only way to save anything was to obliterate most of sentient life

[@scurvydog20]

When you realize robocop is a movie about a malfunctioning servitor

[@zacharythomas1977]

I like how the first half of the video isn't about servitors. That is exactly what I love about this channel.

[@calebmangelson9776]

Correction the kumquats that go through the trap door are ground up into paste to serve as fertilizer for the kumquats that go to their greater purpose

[@yamibakura8597]

My vote is for the Tau. Give me the blue boys! Also, my favorite type of Servitors are the luxury ones, such as the ones that serve wine and peel grapes.

[@andrewcardy2278]

That quote about the admech techpreist from space marine 2, its even more messed up and has more to it than how koda put it there, the blind meanial asked the techpreist for some new cybernetic eyes, tech priest said "HA!... No. go swim in sewage, it's required you're blind, and you're missing the eyes you don't need, so ideal. if you have a problem with that, perfect, we always need servitors, the choice is yours" the meanial says "i suppose ill report to sanitation then" the grimest of dark trolly conundrums

[@aviongris4233]

Sometimes people get servitorized into toys for the children of nobility, as is depicted in "The Bookkeeper's Skull".

[@kevinwalker6840]

Good god who came up with that!?

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@kevinwalker6840 in universe? Some noble who doesn't think the "common folk" matter or are in fact people. Not sure what author that Gw or the black library had hired when making this as a concept.

[@kevinwalker6840]

@@henrypaleveda7760 Sorry. Yes I was thinking about the real person who first had that thought.

[@aviongris4233]

@@kevinwalker6840 Justin D Hill is the author of the book. As for the in-universe reason, many noble houses buy specialty-made servitors from the Mechanicus for a myriad of different purposes. A toy servitor would be able to animate and play with their masters, unlike a real toy, and as such would be much sought after. They could also serve as a secret guard for the heir should they come under assault, as many servitors are equipped with hidden weaponry to defend the nobility they serve under, should the need arise.

[@no-nonseplayer6612]

@@aviongris4233 and eccelriachy has servitor make more sisters as well you knwo they had many purposes

[@FlameVladimir]

What's funnier is the guy that went blind is arguing against the tech priest to not clean the shit pipe and the tech priest asks "do you volunteer to become a servitor then?"

[@Soundwave3591]

I remember hearing one 40K short story where a Noble heir visiting a forge world was servitorized after he reflexively insulted the Magos upon sight of the human suffering. Even Nobility isn't a protection. and it wasn't an accident either, as the Magos saw him being dragged away and smiled cruelly.

[@passchen-fail3704]

I think that one was written by Warrior Tier though, I don’t think it’s canon.

[@Soundwave3591]

@@passchen-fail3704 40k can't decide what is and isn't canon.

[@KarlDRG]

Is that an SR-71 model kit!? That’s my favorite plane! It can sustain speeds of mach 3.2 for hours, can cross the USA in an hour, and can fly higher than any other plane. Even now it’s unsurpassed in speed and altitude.

[@MattSipka]

I’m going to choose the greater good and vote for the Tau. (Btw the Mass Effect Reapers video isn’t in the podcast playlist)

[@dr.stronk9857]

I think the tau deserve their time to shine as much as I want to learn about the crimson fists

[@burntalive]

The commisars are here telling me I'll be made into a servitor if I don't say something about the 12 Hour Horus Headache. They have a laspistol to my head telling me to vote for them.

[@knighttemplaroftentacult7123]

Are you sure those are comissars?

[@no-nonseplayer6612]

@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 yes mine is jsut behind me and having his laspistol on my cranium if we would have would have 12 horus heresy video of 12 hours after thta i still ahve 3 hours of comabt before i become gum to glogcl the retical tanks treads it is fun being gaurdsmen

[@nickelglasses700]

"Oh no! Jared's lasgun misfired and hit the commissar instead of the eldar." "The commissar stood 50 meters behind Jared...and those are Orcs." "That's why it's a critical malfunction. Machine spirit broke. Have a mechanicus look at it!"

[@no-nonseplayer6612]

@@nickelglasses700 not the comissar does that mean well do combat whove lcharge that is suicidal because were 775th Kriegsmen brigade

[@thebighurt2495]

@@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 They're graduates of the Ciaphus Cain School of Commissary

[@ShadQuakeFix]

"Put the circular brain in the square casing"

[@scurvydog20]

I just realized robocop is a servitor

[@donovan5656]

Yeah pretty much

[@darknessml6145]

kinda yea, huh

[@henrypaleveda7760]

with some parts of his freewill in tact

[@lamariolevy]

Holy shizzle he is.....😮

[@LexYeen]

Yup.

[@Et111thompson]

Give us the 12 hour hours heresy. For 12 days of Christmas, 12 one hour long videos every day. We needs it

[@traehouston1141]

Ooof, bud, don't hurt them with that.

[@nonetheone8025]

Mmmmm Koda suffering on a servitor video, glorious! "Abomination" by Vox in the Void should be an addendum to this video.

[@TheNarmondur]

I cast my vote for the Tau! And also for the Greater Good that is the 12 hour Horussy video.

[@michaelscott7657]

Let the T’au have their day and it be followed by a 12 hour Horus heresy video!!

[@K.C_Kreations]

Okay now that Koda has suffered through a servitors episode. Arise my tau brothers FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

[@AcesInSpace]

20:35 As someone who works in the tech field, I can confirm that here in the year of our lord, 2024, I've walked into customer server rooms and found fucking CRT monitors hooked up to the damn server.

[@Oneworldone9901]

I must be a dark elder cuz the amount of joy I got from koda is insane

[@balding-boat3652]

A vote for the Tau is a vote for the greater good!

[@BaryonNix]

Tau and 12-hour heresy video, please!

[@Waffle_Spaghetti]

I’m so happy this one won the poll. Can’t wait to see Koda have another existential crisis! I’ll throw in my vote for the Tau they deserve a break.

[@thepotatoninja10]

ISYANDER!!! GIVE US THE DAEMONCULABA HALLOWEEN BOOK READING YOU PROMISED, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (He promised to do this at the end of the Daemonculaba episode)

[@mercury4885]

actuslly yeah! he's done enough psychic damage to us and koda, he should partake this time lol

[@petulantpeterturbo]

"We don't actually know what happens to it!" While true, there is a food called "CORPSE STARCH" that we DO know of!

[@lordwarryl5712]

"Doors is Brains" I love how Ava from Numbskulls describes Servetors as Humanity's Squigs

[@A_Wild_Dyzzy]

At this point, despite my hubris in doing research to be able to teach my girlfriend about it. You have to deal with my pain as well. 12 hour Horsey!

[@sharynscherf6484]

I'm here still praying for the day the tau video might see the light of day

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

15:00 this isn't true at all. 40k has extremely advanced computers. Like E.X.T.R.E.M.E.L.Y. advanced computers. Look at the people that have cables in their heads. Look at Perturabo. Those are all hyper advanced machines streaming data from computers directly into their head. Servitors are not the most advanced tech. It's just the easier to produce than computers.

[@thebossbrothers123]

Maybe the human brain in 40k is seen as a [potential] cybernetic operating system. So humans are just unrealized robots and robots are just unrealized humans, human - (#*?) = robot + (#*?). Play with the formula and you can get servitors or AI.

[@Lukewarmtea-lo9wg]

Oh boy man made horrors that I can unfortunately comprehend

[@keegangundam8113]

KODA! GIVE ME A 12 HOUR HERESY VIDEO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[@ZionAkatosh]

@keegangundam8113 the custodes agree with you civilian go on to make it happen as I am your shield until it is done.

[@marcussmith6694]

Been watching since you did the disturbing 40k lore iceberg i love your content im trying to find a friend I can convince to be my Koda. I also beg for a 12 hour Heresy video

[@CooperativeWaffles]

Comment in the Community PSA post to get more exposure for this request.

[@manosbouzoubouzou1386]

26:06 is the highest Isyanders voice has ever gone.

[@CptVargas70]

Please, Tau. Tau or Horace Heresy 12 hours.

[@ReaperGrimm5594]

A Tech-Priest would see Koda counting binary on his hands and either immediately servitorize him, or call him a saint of the Omnissiah and chuck a red robe at him.

[@oledirty]

Crimson Fists "I havent lost my vote brother its right over there"

[@razordino67]

12:24 in the heresy book "descent of angels" there is a great piece of art that has a chain blade wielding mideval knight

[@mariomorales8639]

Koda catching Isyander on the "all you need to know" was such a great way to get him back for his reaction to his joke earlier lol he also saw that coming

[@lordcommissarspartan]

I'm gonna offer the olive branch, a vote for T'au. I will also proffer the idea of a book club for Flesh and Steel. It's a pretty good novel, and the novel is whete the scene of the kumquat being tazered into a pit came from. The main character is just as uncomfortable with the goings-on there as Koda was.

[@GentleWrath]

Votes for the Tau! And a 12h Heresy video as well!

[@kennethblakeiii9596]

Wow, this is the earliest I've ever been to one of your videos! 1minute after upload!

[@syndicalist-0]

I'm digging the long hair Koda. You two are great. Always a refreshing, calm take on 40k lore.

[@cheeseninja1115]

WE ARE HAVING A TAU EPISODE. I do not care that this is a democratic poll, the Etherials will rig it in their favor for the greater good!

[@iceman2481]

The War Master demands a 12-hour retelling of the Horus heresy. Obey or be obliterated in the decay and fire of Istvan 3.

[@beholderborn2561]

12 hour Heresy. Much like Cain, you cannot escape your glorious purpose. For the emperor!!

[@ReagentGray]

It's worth noting, the admech doesn't bother with anesthesia, because they believe it would be a waste of resources

[@SnowFiresinger]

The Commissariat requests a video. Caiaphus got one.

[@martinseelig585]

Candle facrory tour in the 41st millenium: Where do you get your raw materials for your candles? Oh, that's just the leftover fat from the corpse starch production.

[@IncarnateSable]

I'm postponing my vote for the Heresy video to vote for the Tau. Koda deserves his mech suits after this.

[@ZionAkatosh]

@@IncarnateSable do not relent he may have his tau after he hast completed the 12 hour heresy video

[@scorlanvoone]

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, 12 hours for the Horus Heresy video

[@insertjokehere212]

Tau need a W. The imperium receives too much love! Vote for Tau 2024!

[@maxima3572]

A vote for the Tau, a vote against the crimson fists Also, "The way the imperium deals with fruits" is a DANGEROUSLY charged sentence Isyander

[@neonhawk4089]

The Tau *Ps* I've never voted for any of these wonderful and yet informal videos. 😊

[@saltylemon4436]

I find it amusing that Horus is the devil sitting over Isyander's left shoulder and Guilliman is the angel on his right.

[@SN00PY42]

I would like to see a video on the Tau! Also 12 Hour Horus Heresy Video when you're ready :)

[@mmorin92]

I blame you two for my death spiral into the 40k fandom. Came across your shorts on tiktok, moved to here on KZbin, picked up Space Marine 2, and now I'm learning the Deathwatch and Rogue Trader TTRPGs

[@rootsnootthnute8598]

I'd call that Anachropunk, based on the juxtaposition of seemingly chronologically exclusive elements. It looks cool and surreal in a comprehensible way.

[@ddpzzp553]

I think Schizo tech is another useful term

[@goreobsessed2308]

Computers are not outlawed cogitators are everywhere but to keep their machine spirits from becoming self aware they are supposed to be backed up and wiped regularly 😂

[@weebtrash6177]

T'au were in first because you have cultivated a fanbase that loves mechs. We like seeing Koda suffer more unfortunately. That said, T'AU MECHS, FIRST IN LAST OUT. Anti-vote for the Crimson Fists.

[@shanewebb6237]

I hope we get a leman russ episode someday. He seems so cool and I love hearing isyander go crazy about the puns being made

[@austinhaltiner1489]

Tau time Tau time please God I just want Tau time.

[@Eclpsdrgn00]

Throwing my vote for the Tau and the Commissars. Also for the War in Heaven.

[@daisyjoy242]

I feel like this video happened because people want to mess with koda

[@traehouston1141]

Thats exactly why, as Isyander put his finger on the scales for it to happen.

[@kalebbrown3235]

The "mixer" is called a mechanical mixing unit. The UH-60 has the same thing. It takes input from the flight controls and routes the output through rods, levers, and cables to the component being controlled. For helicopters it can take cyclic movements which controls pitch and roll, routes through the mixer to the swashplate to the rotor blades so you can turn and climb and such.

[@karldehaut]

The Tau... Suit for the greater good!

[@dvdmenyu]

Just as in the real post-Roman Dark Age, the dark in "Dark Age" means occluded, lost, unknown, forgotten, unrecorded. It doesn't mean spooky, scary and generally unpleasant

[@tracesosebee5485]

Alpha Legion when?

[@Stannyboyyyyyy]

They’ve always been here

[@heathg4485]

dude that was the first episode

[@Stannyboyyyyyy]

@@tracesosebee5485 yeah that “it could’ve been worse stuff” it was an elaborate Alpha Legion Episode.

[@beholderborn2561]

Bro what’s the alpha legion

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

Hydra Dominatus brother 🐲🐉🐲

[@meloncollie6213]

From this selection: Tau and Commisars Requests for future episodes Fabius Bile Bellisarius Cawl Alpha Primus Fulgrim Ferus Manis Iron Hands Emperors children

[@THExRISER]

13:06 Anachronism.

[@Sara3346]

This is always my first answer towards ''why the imperium is evil''.

[@daisyjoy242]

31:55 the silence was loud

[@insertnamehere9857]

7:17 Quick idea for a community stream. One stream (series maybe) where you build all the figures from your display wall. Would be interesting I think. :)

[@christianbarger9524]

TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU, TAU!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Marinealver]

This is how the Imperium rehabs fentynal addiction.

[@vaangardshield3932]

More Tau please

[@natos4unlife]

Bad news, Isyander. Modern hospitals still do use hammers and chisel, sawzall, etc

[@o98z]

if i cannot vote for the 12h video, i vote for the tau, specifically for the manta,

[@babysealsareyummy]

It’s almost like a horrifying version of the Flintstones. Like how every appliance is some kind of animal 😂

[@Ace-kk4dm]

Tau battle suits please!!

[@dadeffone]

Shelves filling up nicely. Vote: Tau

[@Shruple]

Let's hear about the Tau