Joey Diaz on How He Became the KING of Prison in Colorado

[@joeyg2525]

To everyone claiming he's lying, He's been telling these stories for years and he never fucks up a detail on any of them. If he was lying about all of these things, he has the greatest memory to remember exactly every detail he's "lied" about to give the exact same story every time. The dude grew up in 70's NY-NJ the mob was running wild and his mom owned a bar. Plus he was a coke addict for 3-4 decades. Put all of those factors together and how could you not have this many stories like that???

[@DrMatthewHudson]

And WWE isn't scripted right

[@joeyg2525]

@@DrMatthewHudson The WWE definitely is. How that's related to Joey Diaz I have no clue. Carry on.

[@LaurenceBotha]

There was generation that lived incredibly hard and quick. I've known a few guys of similar age as Joey that tell crazy stories. And most can be verified.

[@DrMatthewHudson]

@LaurenceBotha no they can't

[@DrMatthewHudson]

@joeyg2525 you know

[@TheShop90sKids]

Joey Diaz is one of those guys where you really don't have to interview him. Just put the mic in front of him and let him cook. Man has stories for days.

[@sanseb17]

And amazingly detailled he was a "gangster" but he has a very good heart I think

[@markozbunjol625]

he is a liar. look how he is exposed by redbar just look it up. joey diaz is a idiot who make up stories.

[@jf5618]

Bro, Joey doesn’t need a mic 😂

[@MayDarkBringYouLight]

Love dude, but he's nearly all fabricated or twisted truths to some level i obviously don't have the answer to which but. He is in my top 10 I definitely love the man's energy but after hearing or seeing all his content over years he's slipped up few times and definitely boosting his ego based on a gangster past that his own video's have proven he switches key details and energy brought like he is a gangster just isn't 100% real. Perhaps to be center of attention or keep himself in a position to make friends...Definitely been around the sopranos cast too much in past. .😂😊

[@Louisianimal-225EBR]

@@MayDarkBringYouLightyet here u are evaluating the man’s life like his ex gf

[@stevelurie6611]

If 5% of the stories Diaz tells are true, he has lived more than 99% of people.

[@samanthab1923]

Of course he was the “King of Prison” ugh

[@MrDarraghOBrien]

When someone tells a story in incredible detail without hesitation it's always true btw, notice the way everything rolls off his tongue without a pause. A tiny amount of people could lie like this but it's like 0.0001% and you can tell Joey isn't some weirdo who needs to lie all the time because he is insecure. But yeah I agree with your comment :D

[@Elitiest_Hitman]

@@MrDarraghOBrien Al Joyner was never in prison. He was arrested and cleared almost immediately. He sued the city for false arrest. But he was never in any prison, ever. So Joey is lying , as usual. On top of that, the whole thing about hiring a PI to show that he never had a violent past is pure fiction. That is not a qualifier in criminal justice and a PI, hired by the defense, to say he found nothing would mean literally nothing.

[@Mister_Merzen]

@@Elitiest_Hitmanit’s all a bit oddly specific though… don’t you think??

[@plutobaby9996]

They’re all bullshit but you can’t deny the motherfucker can tell a story

[@MichaelGalt]

Alright, now I get why people listen to Joey Diaz. Dude is a master story-teller.

[@solventlessherbalist135]

100% 😂 one of the best

[@obaid653]

Joey is the only guy who can make prison look like fun

[@taylordubose6963]

It’s got it’s moments but 98% of the time your head is on a swivel and your on guard for your life 23/7. It’s exhausting.

[@quest2782]

That's because in his days they didn't supervillain lvl prison gangs

[@NotReallyTho_]

search up "Specs Gonzalez"

[@taylordubose6963]

Acid in prison sounds like maybe the scariest possible setting to do it

[@edgarhernadez-k6f]

Literally 😭like nahh joey is wildd man❤

[@karldanger44199]

Lol no kidding. That's what created the monster that became Whitey Bulger, he was doing time in Alctraz for bank robbery and signed up for the MK ultra mind kontrol experiments to get time taken off where they would inject him with lsd and put him through electric shock therapy. He did an interview in a magazine or something a week before he got murdered talking about ever since he went through that he couldn't sleep and stuff, he like had to kill someone to feel relaxed he said. And that Kevin guy thst worked for him said he'd kill someone and then go have a nap on their couch Lol

[@LauraBlair-ut5ns]

So is meth.

[@EchoFox385]

I mean I’ve never been to prison but I’ve done acid. The trip part of it I feel like I could handle from experience but I’d be scared that I’d say or do something to attract unwanted attention

[@joesmithguide]

I couldn’t imagine it.

[@davidmutemwa8535]

Those pauses after he says we were fucking😂

[@tgoods5049]

This guy sells the prison system like an Army recruiter sells military life lol

[@carissalemire9683]

Ya he got real lucky being at that particular prison for sure! What are tge odds this guy would get a prison with a damn corner store AND CHINESE takeout basically on the same property!! Lol. 99.9% of us would never get that lucky. " get to be a ski instructor " those days are ova

[@gameganggang6]

😂😂😂

[@andrewrogers5303]

1987 that’s y

[@donkeypunchout]

Joey is the kind of person you would want to be in prison with..he would definitely make the time go by way faster..

[@SeanCrowley-ks1mu]

Nothing makes time go faster ! Did a nickel and it felt every bit of a nickel.

[@lu47kcml]

Listen to yourself. This is some lame farce.

[@LauraBlair-ut5ns]

I'd say he the greatest collie ever.I'd do my time with him anyday.

[@ReddTooth]

Joey Diaz is the GOAT whose been there, done that, and lived that.

[@hahajaz1]

Joey Diaz has too many stories. What a guy

[@user-wb7nv9ht1g]

I can make up stories also, if I got Rogan to convince people I was funny, this Fatty would be nothing

[@jameswood1935]

man sold coke to Whitney Houston, then when she wanted more he left her hanging while he went to get a blowjob hahahaah

[@markozbunjol625]

he is a liar. look how he is exposed by redbar just look it up. joey diaz is a idiot who make up stories.

[@jahworx]

Joey is one of the greatest story tellers!!!!!!

[@denisla3546]

aka layer's

[@elvalvinoskyo3307]

Of course there can be some exaggeration to a story but Joey is hilarious telling stories I could listen all day lol

[@twerktospec]

Cope

[@memo5230]

Lmao mf said he WORKED IN TGE KITCHEN they probably needed him hence since he’s in the kitchen but he definitely wasn’t running shit . Someone “made” him a baker you feel me . Joey crazy ashl tho ik he went thru it

[@rickyparrish2570]

Joey never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.

[@frenchtoast7742]

Nope . Times were different. Things are worse today than they were back then . You’re just used to how things are today that’s all .

[@soap9816]

@@frenchtoast7742bro i wanted to believe it but cant find anything online about both golden or rifle prisons concerning inmates being ski instuctors or buying chinese food outside the prison lol

[@thepoeticbutcher3370]

01:27 …”hide shit for the other Invicts” (Convict +Inmate)

[@Hastur805]

I seen Joey perform in Oxnard California and it was an amazing show.

[@Armaan2092]

No matter how fucked up ur life is, if everyone had a friend or loved one like joey you would be so happy all the time

[@JayRaba]

Sitting like some single moms at a book club listening to Mr.Diaz speak 💀🤣🤣

[@erikhoyer7885]

Thats why my boy always been a big boy. He always thinking of Chinese food 😂😂😂

[@ethanhayward2424]

Trust me I’ve been locked up, you can have fun by making the best of your situation while locked up… but you still definitely don’t wanna be there the beds are concrete no pillows and it stinks and you gotta deal with people snoring all night so prepare for no sleep.

[@garysullivan5285]

The main interviewer looks like Freddy Mercury

[@Hallowhand]

Considering Freddie mercury is a half Indian dude with massive teeth and the interviewer is an American white guy I reckon the only thing that makes you think this is the moustache 😂

[@pmfg875]

He doesn’t look like Freddie but he is very handsome

[@johnathanvalenzuela1352]

I love Joey Diaz! Must love and respect for what he's been through. But you CANNOT censor him!! I missed half of what he said and you feel what he's been through with a couple of F bombs here and there 😅

[@markozbunjol625]

he is a liar. look how he is exposed by redbar just look it up. joey diaz is a idiot who make up stories.

[@hallucin8-]

I jus said the same u can't fucking censor uncle Joey. Disrespect

[@rastatafari7691]

Yup me too I’m Dominican so I rolled with black but I could talk to the Mexicans for the black

[@slipbob-bs9rw]

I was in prison for two years in Colorado. It all sounds legit like he's telling the truth. I had similar experiences. If you're a normal guy, it's not so bad. But if you're a weak type, it's going to be hard.

[@markd4926]

Andrews hair 😂

[@mastermaurice4100]

Bro got the nazi general cut😭😭, no type of blend or fade tragic

[@LuxuryBeatsMusic]

1:27 the other invicts lmfao 😂😂😂

[@WadeNslade]

Diaz is such a character 😂😂😂😂

[@WayTooSuppish]

I just love that smile he gets on his face when he gets an idea for something to tell next.

[@Ashutt92]

Bro I would never do acid in prison tf 😂😂😂😂

[@ThePersia450]

Someone offered me some in jail once, I was like fuck na 😂😂

[@heavynleigh7951]

I just keep reading your comment and continually laughing. TF?? Is exactly right!! Just on acid laughing at tracers or at nothing at all then get beat up for nothing because everyone else thinks you're starting stuff? Huh? Naaahhh I'll just read.

[@Ashutt92]

@@ThePersia450 instant bad trip lol

[@WelderGaming303]

Lived in Colorado and did 9 years in prison out there. The drugs are still easy to get in hahaha and county jail is 2 days a month good time so once your sentenced you get doc time.

[@christiaanthiart2608]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Love Uncle Joey

[@JakuVlogs]

6:45-6:51 Ayo JOEY YOU WERE DOING WHAT WITH HIM??

[@lightasafeather9750]

Blue cheese of go Fawk ya motha 😂 that's what I hear when I see JOEY 😂

[@nathansmart1532]

Ranch Sauce on Buffalo Wings and Sunday Shows will Send the Big Fella into a Crazy Cuban.

[@heartofthecityyclothing]

Andrew Schultz is the living David Skylark ! 😂😂😂

[@brijones]

Here in the uk we had our version of joey, his name was dave courtney

[@JJShaw1210]

I'd love to just sit with him and listen to it all. He's just a great storyteller, absolutely hilarious, but can also be serious when needed.

[@nomaderic]

I understand what he's talking about. Even though jail sucks ass there were those times when it was so fun I almost forgot I was locked up.

[@aidenbhim]

Funny how he was talking about the prisons like choosing colleges

[@fireison8312]

You've been in jail? This is the charisma of joey, even if he goes in hell, he'd find a way to play with the devil..

[@erickiyoshiphillips2323]

There was times when I did 6 months when I met 2 guys who I l played cards with everyday and at times we would Crack laughing uncontrollable laughter. Idk bout forgetting I was in jail but there was fun times.

[@nomaderic]

@erickiyoshiphillips2323 yea thats kinda what I mean. Sometimes it feel like just hanging with the boys. We'd sit there late at night at the table and play cards, laughing and telling stories. I was in there one time during the nba finals so we'd all be in there hype watching the game, making big spreads for everyone to eat on while we watch. Different things like that. Sometimes as soon as they called my name for release I bolted out of there but sometimes I'd feel kinda bad saying goodbye to all the homies I made in there. When you spend 24 hours a day in a room with 7 or so other men yall become like fam sometimes

[@LauraBlair-ut5ns]

So yeah, there are times you do forget but some things you can't He's seen some shit too.Imagine Mike Tyson.

[@SantosGomez-n3b]

Some corrections officer is looking at this while sipping his coffee going "interesting"

[@Todd-h6x]

My story is much the same.I got 36 mths for tampering with evidence,did 9 mths in county waiting for my train to run. Eventually I found myself in a very sweet deal at a work camp.I was given a job at the local National Guard as a pretty much "chore boy" but I loved it.I worked for those guys but 8 hrs a day I was off the jail premises.Good food a little side hustle.I was blessed and had alot people praying for me.God is good,ALL THE TIME!!😊

[@xavierlo4832]

Who tf is Andrews barber holy fuck 😂😂😂

[@SATX_]

Anything Joey Diaz I like Genuine talent and human

[@615levi]

Joey is the goat

[@ElmugreTV]

Goat Liar?

[@George.elz9]

Classic uncle Joey 😂

[@LuisA-rw3ul]

Joe is the best story teller ever and those story are crazy 😂😂

[@Ziptietechnician]

So many its almost unbelievable..

[@LuisA-rw3ul]

@tonedeaf5581 exactly they just need to film a show about him telling all of his story just say a day and a year and see what we get

[@mrpep1976]

Joey is an everyday guy in my neighborhood back in the 80s and 90s in Chicago - he’s a stand up guy with real street experience. He’s lived a lot more than the average neighborhood kid but he’d fit right in.

[@egt9093]

If Joey does a show and you are in the neighbourhood: please go!

[@MrSoles]

Bro... Joey Diaz has the best. fucking. stories!!

[@allanelias1596]

The amount of mental fortitude required to do acid in prison, Joey Diaz isn't human.

[@Mr.incognito33]

This man just told on everybody haha

[@Joeyw6991]

Something called statute of limitations…

[@pavlovsdogman]

He's full of shit and any prison that had joey as a leader or shot caller must have been a gang free prison!

[@wayne47able]

Those dudes are either free or dead... come on lol

[@justaboutbi]

6:49 to 6:55 Andrew was thinking he was saying they were fucking. After he said gambling Andrew says okay in relief

[@abelkips6627]

Joey is the Maradona of comedy.

[@jackkrinkov9273]

Joey is definitely a legend…. In his own mind!

[@fernperez4218]

And in mine. Get a life loser.

[@jakubyakub]

Luigi looking good after the blockbuster movie.

[@Australiantourforyourdog]

Love you guys & uncle Joey 👍🦘🇦🇺✌️🐾🌄🐶

[@1gman858]

I really like Joey Diaz. Hes the only reason I made it through 2 1/2 minutes before i had enough of Andrew Schulz. I have never seen Andrew Schulz before. I do not want to ever see Andrew Schulz again.

[@Bl913]

"Bergen To Boulda' A Joey Diaz Tale"

[@bigfootaintreal5454]

When I was in the army back in the early to mid 80's , we took acid because you had to do a spinal tap or some shit so, we were not afraid of urinalysis. I never took another tab since. I got out in August of 86

[@335ibimmerboyvlogs]

joey is a good actor and this shows you how good he is. lmfao

[@dirtyrandy2592]

Does anyone else want to hear the fist fight with the pizza guy story?

[@frige1395]

Pizza guy forgot Joey's drink so Joey got pizzed off

[@RABIDM0NKY]

I thougT he was Italian too !!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@orennoble8779]

By the time I got out of county my ass was broke in

[@atmywhitson]

Yup. Joe explained that perfectly lm I did 9 months in county, three days in the DOC! Years ago of course.

[@kiwiana4920]

Joey could make falling in a pile of shit sound like the best time of his life. Hes a pro bs artist.

[@Seekingtruth-mx3ur]

Lol

[@finnidk_]

Bro was living his best life in prison

[@wavey_b0ne]

I love Joey Diaz, he lies his ass off, but its entertaining

[@PJakaPrince]

Yes he's funny but def lying/exagerrating. In the beginning there was no crips and bloods then two mins later the crips and bloods in the kitchen lol huh gimme a break

[@Seekingtruth-mx3ur]

​@@PJakaPrinceof course he lies from time to time. It's good filler for a story.

[@frenchtoast7742]

Nahhh . You’re just used to how things are today . He has a strong demeanor. And he is funny . Times were different back then. You don’t know how things were .

[@flawlesskev8572]

@@PJakaPrincehe said they were just starting so he didn’t know what they were really till he was in there and seen them u retard

[@rjc7289]

Only Joey could make prison time feel like vacationing at a 5-star resort! LOL!

[@jaja20869]

i like joey diaz..but yeah i believe in 5 percent he says 🤣🤣

[@docskate4312]

After Jim Braddock, he is the actual cinderella man. All hail Joey Diaz! Greetz from Germany.

[@baby-g4746]

Holy smokes the thumbnail of joey got me 💀lmaoo

[@wesleygary6651]

If you had to graph or understand on a piece of paper and then teach how this guy tells stories it would be a long year or two. Man--he is off on tangents left and right but never dangles the topic too far off the fishing pole. He always brings it back around. I tell ya though--the crossways and byways from his highways are the most gut busting shit you've never heard!!😆😆😆😆

[@jingerjar1365]

I see joey"s face i stop back up if.i passed ro quickly. ❤❤

[@JayG666]

Diaz is proof that hardened criminals CAN be reformed.

[@RandomDude-l5f]

not really a hardened criminal. more of a street hustler, a "bit of a rogue" as we say in UK.

[@raulsanchez9795]

Every set became a jlo waiting for tonigjt or rihanna sos video

[@ericcasanova]

You can test it with a spinal tap

[@Ezyrider1n1]

Yup facts Food carts like that are how we got our stuff from the minimum when the they came back

[@pavlovsdogman]

Joey was a shot caller now? 😂

[@gs-pd5ox]

I know plenty of people that went in. The genuine fuck ups, that just have it in their blood, loved prison. Best time of their life. The ones that aren’t about that life always say they’ll doe before they go back.

[@_CoreyP]

Joey = THE MF GOAT OF COMEDY IN MY OPINION

[@jp2555]

Joey is a blast 💯💯 he would make the time go back quick with those crazy ass stories.... My kind of guy 💪💪👍✌️

[@MichaelDuarteRL]

In New York City the bloods and crips wasn't around in the 80s in New York state prison. In 1993 Dead eye founded the bloods C-73 at Rikers Island .

[@NotSoRandom_]

I don’t think he looked at Akaash once throughout this whole clip

[@Seekingtruth-mx3ur]

I noticed too

[@christophervaughan805]

Processing camp is pretty much prison

[@Tappat]

I'd love to watch a movie about Joey's life!!

[@RosaGonzalez-nj2rq]

I worked on the line while in prison in the kitchen its acually str8 had one of the aramark workers bringing me food from publix (cheese cakes etc..) food from her house it was lit no cap thank God im free tho free all the real manitos in the chain gang

[@Nick-rb1vk]

For everyone who’s been to prison like I have for decades then you know he’s telling the truth

[@chelsealynnt.7390]

1:30 facts lolll

[@michellerenee92580]

i love him esp because he was great in sopranos.

[@BeyondBlessed216]

JOEY IS THE REALEST 💪

[@Hozoghalay]

Ya Aakash we get it ur also a part of the conversation...😊

[@feralhomunculus]

Yep you can't test for LSD. Once it hits you, it's pretty much out of your system.

[@heavynleigh7951]

I'm very late I know. I thought this in the 90s simply because other people said it. It's detectable in a urine test for up to 4 days depending on how good the test. Blood test within 5 minutes up to 12 hours. Finally, hair and nails up to 90 days from last use/how often. Longer hair, even longer. I had to be tested for everything every test for my job back in 06. I expected a spinal tap next. (Which is only a myth) aaaaahhhh, life before Google.

[@woophereigo9755]

I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMP GEORGE WEST, literally signs everywhere not to pick up hitch-hikers. *_It's a low security, and people are free to leave on schedules_*

[@bubbaballer88]

Joey COULD NOT have problems with any group. This guy could unite the country. Prison would be light work.

[@stefanallen2987]

imagine taking acid every sunday in prison lmao

[@robne6712]

/different in California you only get ?good time" in prison and commonly, can only do 1 year in county max before swapping to the pen.

[@freerobert6969]

I can relate 😊

[@playitstrange129]

Wait a second! Sounds like Joeys best friend in prison was Keefe D!! 😳

[@Shottii978]

Damn Jarritos on Schulz feet...

[@Manico-ye9hw]

This Multi verse is Mine

[@Chupacvabra]

The strangest thing. Joey Diaz and Tracy Morgan share some similar speech patterns.

[@SeanCrowley-ks1mu]

The CO'S stopped testing on my block in SCI Rockview my second year in. The hole became too crowded and the only thing they could do was take privileges like your TV, so you just watched your celly's shit.

[@MrRaymos23]

The corner store story he mentioned it serval times before on his podcast he even mention the name and location to a t I even googled it to see if he was lying and the store is in fact at the corner on a stretched road from the prison he went to