How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways.com/product/6CJ...
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/12326
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer.com/chapter/10....
accessory ostium:
www.icoi.org/glossary/accesso...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
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[@ricoreyes6044]

I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.

[@urealnewman308]

Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened

[@littlefiretree1621]

I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now

[@thishandleistaken1011]

I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something

[@DaBunne]

100%

[@cheechee6473]

Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no

[@thatguy4330]

“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.” Best insult ever heard

[@mayrln]

"or are you?"

[@wolfgang5261]

or is it?

[@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj]

I'm certainly recycling that insult.

[@dr.jamesolack8504]

That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.

[@hightablehierarchy9427]

Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂

[@GrsArt42]

Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.

[@antonyinuzhnyi859]

No one spelled Michael right

[@thundahofficial]

For some reason I doubt that

[@JGT.]

Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?

[@GrsArt42]

@@JGT. It's 7.

[@nickmilano2516]

I want slime

[@Cartoon64]

no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.

[@jordanjordan3167]

Almost? 😃

[@TwixiMixiPixi]

@@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...

[@MCTrapsandTutorials]

​@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.

[@EddTheSpedd]

FR

[@Tench_gaming]

@@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny

[@GXShattering]

“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”

[@raz0rcarich99]

One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.

[@wasifzakwan8722]

idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢

[@MegaMementoMori]

@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.

[@sabrefoxx8115]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@pacman10182]

@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro

[@v.mathisiii5999]

Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe Micheal in 2020: You are a hole

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Woah

[@CGoody564]

At least 7 holes, actually

[@michaelcousins6091]

you spelled his name wrong :(

[@svenjansen2134]

ffs get his name right

[@v.mathisiii5999]

Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”. Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬

[@guillermosolacorral597]

"Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever

[@calvintuber15000]

Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.

[@wasp795]

it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top

[@bigsepticc9948]

Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words” Michael “or am I”

[@randomuserlol279]

Nice one

[@bludalhs386]

@@erent1476 ...

[@pandapirate25yearsago33]

@@erent1476 stop

[@ngraccisalsome]

Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video

[@touplesoup]

201st like

[@joaquinclavijo7052]

Plato: A human is a featherless biped Aristotle: A human is a rational animal Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut

[@mujackanims3098]

BEHOLD A MAN

[@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396]

8 for some

[@joeroche406]

Amazing comment

[@user-xb3fq5nn7g]

Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men

[@abbyj3981]

Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8

[@_Umbrael_]

You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?

[@No_idea_editz]

💀

[@wasp795]

well anywhere really

[@MawdyDev]

As Wikipedia once said: "Please do not expand the list by creating more of them."

[@caryd67]

“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut

[@Merlincat007]

The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha

[@failsaferecords]

I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary

[@jayah6227]

@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water. Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?

[@Preepster]

C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.

[@Revenant-oq9ts]

I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!

[@jombieslayer918]

He got his password back, but not his sanity.

[@A._is_for]

Did he ever?

[@avikdas4055]

And we are fine with it, aren't we?

[@chancedanforth7496]

Who needs sanity when you have answers

[@ukaszP]

@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?

[@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp]

@᪶ ᪶ Or did it?

[@famlrnamemssng]

Ain't no way michael ate a toilet-water soaked donut

[@bilhelm000]

This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement

[@wasgachaaddict68]

*Michael Eats The Donut* Me: That’s Disgusting. Michael: But What Is Disgusting?

[@dedge511]

The next VSauce video! 🤗

[@nepnep5367]

lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music

[@jitulkeot7053]

Michael- Or is it?

[@viestursgribulis1303]

Why is disgusting?

[@glordicus723]

the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"

[@cailleach8416]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.

[@pandinus1377]

Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't

[@siverthekkelstrand7685]

And 10:00

[@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625]

9:55 too

[@christophpoll784]

@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!

[@cailleach8416]

@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points

[@Gogi1.]

This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤

[@thedream6203]

biology is also science

[@A_Steam_User]

@@thedream6203

[@ichosolemanuel6048]

@@thedream6203 🤓

[@Doofersmirt]

@@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole

[@ink535]

They were both fun in the first place.

[@geert-jangrootenboer4957]

I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has. It's an educational video with a touch of humor.

[@adly__]

Virgin

[@markuswithak6715]

vsauce: how many holes do people have? vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*

[@RainbowBodyWisdom]

Haha

[@NajwaLaylah]

"Shock value" isn't.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@NajwaLaylah, *_"Or is it?"_*

[@drawbacktrane]

Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?

[@mickeypham8814]

Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut Michael: nom nom nom

[@Stray0]

really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet

[@SkKedDy]

BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout

[@lEGOBOT2565]

@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us

[@marmac83]

Yuuuuck

[@brotherbisquick]

I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water. That's only because I respect donuts too much.

[@Kaithetransb0i]

What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression

[@bot-qn5yg]

The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂

[@Liz-lq8hw]

Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT- he ate the toilet donut

[@botatothedev12]

vsauce: They call me a mad man

[@atanki5682]

@Shawn 824 or did he...

[@alexblackburn8200]

I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing

[@Statability]

I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut

[@kaibowerman8574]

probably just a bucket he put the camera in

[@credimus6176]

Psychiatrist: tell me more about you. Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut

[@davidozzo7244]

A bodysuit for a spider*

[@42starshine]

Davide Rignani Lolli Hell yeah

[@thommy_0075]

Here you go 667 likes

[@daniellin1726]

Why do I hear Rick’s voice?

[@toastedchair8823]

Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg

[@TheFech80]

This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way

[@lenswtter]

No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.

[@cheyenneshoemaker6627]

"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider." *And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*

[@ziril3972]

The context makes him sound even more insane

[@Arvak777]

Maybe we all are spider man!

[@Carbon_Crow]

ten HOLE years ;D

[@JS-uh3ms]

Eat your cereal

[@mono.isgtds]

Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.

[@willconcannon4396]

me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes? Michael: holes do not exist me: ohhhhh

[@tomaspietravallo3832]

Queue vsauce music

[@semnet3217]

OR DO THEY? * vsauce music starts playing

[@hnt.3r]

i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂

[@sophiarose03]

😂😂😂

[@kingokolo]

Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this

[@germyz]

10:02 no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am

[@darthbane5357]

No one:

[@johnmeow2919]

I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.

[@ericbessa5338]

Me: How uncomfortable can a KZbin video get without being striked? Vsauce: He, he, he...

[@smokill91]

after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning

[@mohawk1010]

He has a channel that used to be called dong

[@SCPFanMY]

W..W..Why is he stuttering?

[@AEXU_]

Spider videos were they rip apart males

[@jacoblee6079]

Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt

[@shashankgurav7192]

Everyone: Michael is back. Michael: Human body is a seven holed donut.

[@AwesomeTheAsim]

Thanks for this, I couldn't hear it because I am blind

[@Memessssss]

😂😂

[@domcruise8123]

Just a normal video

[@brickstonesonn9276]

That part in the video where everything that was talked about so far starts to connect and make sense and then everything clicks into place is why I love Vsauce. For as much budget that Mind Field has, it never blew my mind as much as a good ol' Vsauce video. Same goes with DONG; those were never like Vsauce videos.

[@NotCy.]

Yum

[@SeaHarrier102]

the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century: “Or are they?” *followed by keyboard*

[@spilledbrix]

pov: you fell asleep first at the sleepover

[@brownie8655]

The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet Michael: or does it *Cue vsauce music*

[@theletter_a3450]

He did do a video on the 5 second rule

[@Black-Sun_Kaiser]

Lmao

[@vendormc9901]

The longer his beard grows, the crazier he gets

[@liarsmice]

stronger* like an anime character but facial hair

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

VendorMC Reminds me of many other great scientists

[@jimmym3352]

I find this true of most men.

[@rorcon]

he's going back to his roots. Michael made some strange videos back before vsauce.

[@adarshmusa]

*Legend has it that people sacrifice the hair on their head to gain powers.*

[@happydog_69]

Yo vsauce thanks for the vids they always take me asleep when I can’t go to sleep, once again thanks dude

[@TacComControl]

In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.

[@arewealone6376]

Me: Why is VSauce not posting? Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we

[@gmanpboy]

Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”

[@ahmadsulaiman3886]

Michael: what is posting? is there posting?

[@shamgodrice8945]

hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.

[@shamgodrice8945]

he posts on d!ng

[@cornelioussandersapickleho8312]

CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao

[@g_lorn]

when i saw the donut, my brain was like: dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut and then, what had to happen, happened. he ate the donut

[@stateofhibernation]

Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂

[@eeka_droid]

i feel dead inside now

[@I_am_a_cat_]

It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.

[@eeka_droid]

@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god

[@noireuxsbox2697]

@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mantasquid]

i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it

[@ihavecommitedcannibalism]

bro just called us a seven-sided donut and thought we didn't notice

[@metashrew]

I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.

[@ACogloc]

If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.

[@lye1559]

Hes back tho

[@bittersweet9059]

Yes

[@kangaroogaming7008]

Lol yes

[@onashenwings3850]

Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue

[@jerri1918]

Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist." me: "he has truly returned"

[@putinsthirdtoe8800]

Ahole

[@-TK-]

I really missed this vsauce

[@theonebman7581]

We truly live in the best timeline

[@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132]

Or has he?

[@er.you2594]

lol

[@freedombaby64]

still watching this 3 years ago right before new years Vsuace never changes.

[@Aidon.Knowles]

It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."

[@bruhh489]

Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body* Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!

[@blake.aes.6521]

Underrated

[@RealDerekDean]

😂😂😂

[@viktornaychev7447]

make this top comment!

[@gin1747]

Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins The women: I'm boutta end my own career

[@elijahzufalligeanordnung1843]

lol

[@wubber_dubber]

"How many holes does a donut have?" Not enough. Not enough vsauce.

[@odebender]

Very good explanation of the topological defintion of continuity!

[@georges8776]

*takes donut from the toilet *gets it near his head "oh no you won't..." *starts talking "phew, he didn't" *takes a bite "AAAAAAAAAAA"

[@xXMaDGaMeR]

Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!

[@zionnemakoma1398]

I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water

[@pirateskull1819]

Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)

[@khoavo5758]

@@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p

[@bachlamtung5131]

Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet

[@yb5890]

Michael: Eats a Donut out of a Toilet Everyone: Yay Michael is back

[@YAAH-E]

69th like.

[@AlexFlockhart]

The splashing sounded like it was a metal bowl.

[@patu8010]

mm, toilet donut...

[@Khixote]

ikr

[@billgates7691]

I want to die

[@kerim_IY]

The intro; Cameraman:💀 Vsouce eating a toilet water donut:💀 The toilet being the witness to all o' this:💀

[@AllHailZeppelin]

Flow with the scootch, man. Flow with the scootch.

[@frankwontdieyt_2665]

Everyone: michael’s back!! Michael: Or am I? *CUE THE MUSIC*

[@Gee000]

HES BACK

[@MrMarshallMan3]

Moon Men by Jake Chudnow

[@er.you2594]

lol

[@mrkitloin]

I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend

[@PhoenixAce]

You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?

[@frogz]

@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)

[@frogz]

hypersane infact, not hyposane

[@yestermorrow3223]

He bounced back

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

that is the price of god like knowledge.

[@hipsterhunter4eva901]

Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”

[@ARTVGAMING]

This is so creative... massive respect!

[@abhinavprajapati5962]

Michael: remembers Vsauce password Michael 10 seconds later: holes.

[@abhinavprajapati5962]

@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂

[@siggi-em2hn]

that’s genius

[@dire_cat]

Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have? 4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST

[@harivyas9550]

Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya

[@Sohamsta]

I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything

[@humanbean9370]

I mean holes don’t exist That’s why they exist

[@woogigooie]

I tend to consider a hole an opening in a surface. That shape at 9:38 id consider to have 4 holes. I dont personally consider a straw to have 2, though. Because the opening isn't really on a surface, its just a surface rolled into a tube. I dont consider jeans to have holes either, since in my head that means theres an unwanted tear. But I grew up calling the legs "leg holes". Language is weird

[@cellogirl11rw55]

Please tell me that wasn't a real toilet.

[@sameggenton1077]

The longer his beard gets, the less sane he is

[@LegendYT1]

long beard = smol brain, big pp. baby face = big brain, smol pp. which do you choose.

[@danlewicki9708]

Legend Slayer y

[@theastrollama777]

Is that a dont starve reference

[@raindrop5082]

Legend Slayer brain over any thing.

[@justjolkie]

Lmfao

[@PantsuMann]

Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.

[@user-mz7cn9hq8v]

Nice reference

[@ethanbaker9118]

He's getting more insane by each new video.

[@DAWGclips.]

Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJ64ZmCQr7OAgrM

[@user-mz7cn9hq8v]

@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce

[@tp1835]

genuinely

[@reubendemmler5511]

This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched

[@krwnlfro]

i was eating while the intro was playing. Thanks micheal.

[@TheScyphozoa]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on KZbin.

[@cresun]

Welcome to the rest of your life... Enjoy the generation.

[@EddieBurke]

cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.

[@goundz]

Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that

[@DracoDrakie]

Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.

[@shirtsarfati297]

the jeans image was terrifying.

[@kevinambler4931]

Michael, pulling out a knife: How Many Holes Can a Human Have?

[@specticulrtainment1809]

new joker?

[@waterbottle5367]

Probably 28

[@catherine2514]

uhhh

[@mistadip42]

420

[@MystikZ]

@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH

[@EasilyExplainedE]

It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@j4d_ate]

1) You stare into my soul 2) donout out of toilet? 3) body language

[@CJsMusicTrumpet]

This is one of the most cursed intros in vsause history

[@theholyhavel97]

Therefore the best

[@tomoshinoshinori1502]

it just kept getting more cursed as it continued

[@RACISTBIGOT0]

youtube**

[@thegoldmario4879]

*toilet donut intensifies*

[@frankejk]

everybody gangsta until Micheal says 'Or are they?' *music starts playing*

[@tsegazerom6018]

269 likes NICE

[@LuigiCotocea]

Yep he gets

[@cones914]

5:37 yes. a hole that goes from one side of the plate through infinity to the opposite side of the plate.

[@SwordswiperYT]

9:00 to put it simply, when your nose gets runny from crying you are able to short it up and swallow it, to clear it out temporarily

[@Psianth]

How Many Holes Does a Human Have? "Holes don't even eixst" Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there

[@kagezhang3748]

He is alive!

[@becketthor6478]

“An excellent comment”

[@lasasylum8449]

Michael: *grabs donut* Me: don't do it... Michael: *eats donut* Me: he did it...

[@loriumartinez]

@wqxf its actually both

[@bigfunnimonke9160]

Ok, when i saw this, i was like "ugh, did he really?", Then the part plays.

[@Th3Scorpion]

I was telling “He’s probably going to eat the donut 🍩

[@stephenchen004]

Its gonna give me nightmares

[@gradypharr1300]

It was probably just in a bowl with water and a camera in it.

[@jaidybugl9647]

This man has unlocked 210% of his brain.... He knows to much.

[@mrbanana4536]

I think a good rule of thumb is a the depth of a holes deepest point should be longer then the largest diameter or length of the opening of the hole

[@ogi1cool625]

Michael : *explains how many holes are in the human body* Hentai writers: Write that down, write that down

[@justbenny6968]

I just choked on my fucking sandwich cuz of this comment--

[@brooktrout8568]

Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah raverrrrrr.... country roads take me home to the place I belawwwwnnnngg

[@--fajar]

Awwh write that down!! Write that down!!

[@LalitoTV]

right, because hentai has writing

[@ailahmashod]

Y'all ever played maggot bait?

[@swordchucks777]

Cashier: "That'll be one dollar please." Michael: "Here's four quarters. That makes a dollar.." Cashier: "Okay." Michael: "....OR DOES IT?" Cashier: "Please, God no....."

[@tophiphi]

Not again this is the 10th time this day

[@afrini]

@@tophiphi So underrated comment

[@mazzyjazzy5593]

Oml I am done xD

[@patrickjosebuchner7677]

​@@martingreen4543 *spitting* some facts for money

[@ShadowCooper77]

@@tophiphi So he spent 10 dollars... OR DID HE??

[@PbjFTF]

That into is enough for me right now. i should have stayed curious 💀💀💀

[@drynile]

the toilet donut got me 💀

[@lightsinthesky4989]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider." Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.

[@mariopuzo4509]

Bummer!

[@BeanBurrito2413]

My mind is bigobobbled

[@shart7660]

voidmanagment- That's why prisoners are given quarantine and not drugs

[@rewesandwich]

You have 666 likes I don't wanna ruin it

[@autismo4029]

good job, now you can start doing drugs

[@theholygrass19]

"All holes are not equal" There it is boys, he said it

[@sethvalentine2873]

True

[@KartondonCoder]

But all hoses are still goals

[@firstnamelastname1969]

Yes

[@fa2lemuelm2]

#EQUALHOLERIGHTS

[@plokijum]

Amen to that

[@jarlivwilmerus8353]

Enough to satisfy the whole football team

[@No_idea_editz]

Bro 😭💀

[@kkk-gf6sj]

What

[@M4W07]

05:42 According to the dictionary, A hole is defined as, 1.) A hollow place in a solid body or surface. 2.) A place or position that needs to be filled because someone or something is no longer there. So yes, by definition, even a plate or a flat surface is a hole.

[@jackbrand4507]

“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.” - Micheal Stevens

[@Tib-yu8hi]

Jack Brand kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpeomYJ3es56Y5o

[@shaxriyorxolmamatov9704]

Вогарон

[@BeansproutPost]

Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!

[@jackbrand4507]

Beans its a lost art

[@cluelessdragoon7052]

“How many holes does a human have?” Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_

[@slipknot8605]

W

[@andrewdude1614]

ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost

[@TyroFog]

Yes

[@hitsanctuaryepok9960]

poopookaakaa donut

[@Thundermoney]

Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅

[@nektariosorfanoudakis2270]

So, the number of holes is called The Genus, g, in Topology, and it satisfies the formula χ=2-2g, where χ is the Euler constant (vertices-edges+faces). So a sphere has Euler constant 2, a doughnut an Euler constant of 0, a two-holed doughnut -2, etc. g can be defined as the number of generators of a homology group. More about that in Topology/Algebraic Topology.

[@shyshyloveslayla]

Vsause:could i eat a donut without eating its whole? Donut: 😮

[@baydenlit8875]

"Do you take this man to be your husband" Woman: "Yes!" "Do you take this woman to be your wife" Michael:"Yes ...or do I?"

[@baileybodart3049]

bayden lit **organ player at the church begins Vsauce music**

[@larawabsie]

_“Theoretically, I am taking her as my wife, but really, there is no proper movement that suggests this...”_

[@baydenlit8875]

how do you make your words slanted?

[@larawabsie]

bayden lit use the underscore around the writing

[@baydenlit8875]

@@larawabsie _thanks_

[@andrewyttra]

“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.” *Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*

[@mollysimpson2335]

Except in your nightmares...

[@zera-zero]

".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"

[@shannette22]

Right as you hear his music, you know something is gonna happen

[@reid3031]

I need you to understand that I have never recovered from this opening

[@Chris-li2ru]

"Not all holes are equal" No truer words have ever been spoken

[@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848]

How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔

[@sophia4332]

@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao

[@bariscankaya6754]

does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.

[@Anastonia]

I'm 22 and even I don't get it, don't worry ._.

[@Punished_Rustles]

"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"

[@arez8790]

Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this

[@keiwa11]

I hope that happens

[@yenikeenom5077]

"You got 22 mins?".

[@moniljainshah3508]

*Hi vsauce , michael here!""

[@gabrielpraslin9576]

"Sir this is a Wendy's"

[@Blernster]

Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......

[@HappyGaminz]

Not enough.

[@jochemplus3757]

Maybe the real holes are the friends we made along the way

[@Ragnarons]

“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider” I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael

[@faethon6990]

It looked like a Menorah to me xD

[@haimizoid8400]

I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!

[@achia8844]

thank you, stranger.

[@SamFriedman]

10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MabZy]

Well, thanks for the nightmares