How Not To Run A Restaurant | Fly Simulator

[@holliemai5810]

"Okay! Nice and clean! Apart from the flies and the dead bodies behind the counter"

[@aliciarichardson7342]

All pizza restarting ran by Daz would be that way 😂😂😂but it would be fabulous!!

[@elenaaa._.]

I knew that somebody was going to quote this 😂

[@evies2007]

When he was throwing the bodies behind the counter all I could think about the people who were the flys watching him 😂😂😂

[@allisongodwin7698]

Same

[@me9804]

😂 trueee

[@jakedonovan1478]

😂😂🙄🙉

[@yeeebhop9012]

TRUE

[@chasey2006]

Yes😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilymartin4846]

Me: *gets flashback from the oven blowing up in the restaurant simulator* Also me: Oh crap...here we go again...

[@leahrosario3061]

AHGSHAGSHA SAME

[@Randomness7175]

OMG IKR

[@ameliamae641]

The pure panic in his eyes when the customer died is true gold

[@adeleaslan8182]

Which one?

[@maddie416]

@@adeleaslan8182 idk

[@paprikaeater]

@@maddie416how insightful

[@ns3593]

"COME IN SIR! *client walks away* FUCK OFF SIR!" I LITERALLY CHOKED I COULDNT BREATHE

[@twentyonechemicalromancesa2844]

nur sukhnie same

[@miaratican6928]

nur sukhnie same but I fell on the floor laughing

[@jellycoco9480]

3:36 “oh fuck EVERYTHING DIES” Yes Daz, everything will die out

[@hahahaha.-_]

4:35 is the timestamp

[@sashavaknansky3176]

Daz: “Things were becoming normal around here! *20 corpses behind counter*

[@isabelv483]

*and blood smears in the bathroom* *as well as an increasing population of flies and over turned items*

[@FerretDoodle]

Is that el in ur pfp?

[@reisscording4741]

Ha

[@Elise02102]

Ik

[@milkywayer5756]

10:12 was the best

[@TJ-cn7xx]

Imagine what the people playing the flies were thinking 😂 “why is he pilling the bodies behind the counter”

[@aliciarichardson7342]

😂😂

[@nata-scree1531]

XD

[@lilkeyla5769]

Taylor King 😂😂

[@christianagius5167]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@aluracraft6217]

Taylor King you sir or girl just made my day and Made me laugh harder lol

[@ela536]

“ the client was frightened of the corpse “ Daz: oh ffs it’s only a dead guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@smashbros7138]

𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈

[@davidnagel2651]

Nothing that bad just a dead man 😜😍😂🤣😄😱😰😨

[@mancer4089]

They passed out from the excellent quality of the food and. The clients are just confused

[@kylepeek5069]

I thought the exact same thing lol 😆 🤣

[@Astrixx5]

“Gordon Ramsey’s not going to like me at all” Well true

[@isabelv483]

i certainly don't think he's ever had to review a restaurant with a stash of dead people over the counter or such a fly-infested one or such bd servive

[@beckyneuenfeldt]

I am not sure if u are serious or not, Isabel Vogel

[@lcj7018]

Donut Lover9 honestly i hate when people do that

[@Brads1980-gm5wc]

Them dead bodies are RAWWWWW!!!!!!!

[@Meeskait1992]

@@Brads1980-gm5wc lol

[@graciemichaud8714]

Daz: why, why you died. *kicks her in the face

[@jellycoco9480]

3:12 I almost choked on my food

[@ray-fj7co]

Man: *walks in* Daz: DONT COME IN Man: *immediately dies* Daz: Damnit.

[@piperroselli6865]

😂

[@jacies9410]

Yessss😂🤣🤣😂

[@jellycoco9480]

Epic moment 🤣🤣

[@aiagafrank460]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@aiagafrank460]

@@jellycoco9480 boo

[@owomars]

“Oh yea, pizza!” “ *WHY DID YOU DIE* “ “What’d you do, trip over a menu?!”

[@zackschmidt4256]

Imagine being a fly watching Daz put dead bodies in bathroom stalls

[@aliciarichardson7342]

I'd probably end up laughing tbh😂

[@flipit-fights6919]

Biggest Steak nioooooooooooo!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VaultTheorist]

🤣🤣🤣

[@isabelv483]

*i think when the flies grow, they can kill the people* also imagine flying into the bathroom to see an ever-growing pile of the other dead people

[@YIN.Saffron.]

I WOULD BE LIKE: OH S### HELP

[@RiverTheOneandOnly]

Gordon Ramsey: is this how you run your kitchen you twit?!? these body's are *FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!*

[@ranajahhenderson7820]

Definitely NOT an Alien You deserve way more like on this😂😂

[@bigworm7522]

Definitely NOT an Alien I just screenshoted this I have got to show my friend

[@lunalu939]

Definitely NOT an Alien OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@abbiedalton3427]

Definitely NOT an Alien AND YOU LEFT TOO MUCH FOOOKING BLOOD IN IT YOU DUMB SHIT

[@erin1912]

Definitely NOT an Alien Your my idol

[@afruitypunchy]

12:33 1 second of blackness, then suddenly corpses in the bathroom.

[@whosbrianna1768]

Fruit Man is that not how successful pizzeria establishments work? 😂

[@aliciarichardson7342]

I'm sure all pizzerias do that xD

[@isabelv483]

lol *only in horror movies*

[@L_0522]

I cannot stop laughing. It’s the cuts between speech. Going from “WHY DID YOU F***ING DIE” to aggressively shouting “HAVE SOME WINE” had me absolutely wheezing

[@jenhinc]

"OPEN. THE FUCKING. DOOR!!!" Daz's accent makes that line 10000x better

[@cray_zombear5er152]

omfg yeeessss 😂

[@nnedinmaa]

I lost it when he started kicking the body shouting 'WHY?! " 😂😂

[@blueslothlover1233]

Omg same 😂 😆 😆

[@wtf2480]

Nnedinma Eneh 👍🤣🤣

[@jellycoco9480]

8:13 it’s here

[@doodoomancher_aka_peedrinker]

Me to

[@roblox4life410]

I bet the fly’s were thinking... Yep we are playing online with a crazy person

[@shaiapoufsviolin2057]

How to run a restaurant: *Don’t kill people* Daz: _Instructions unclear- Everyone is now dead_

[@Unkn_Id_M_A]

😂🤣

[@imnotbothered9260]

I love when the woman at 5:53 she see’s the corpses and blood, and she’s just like Really? This is like the 5th restaurant with dead bodies, oh well I see it all the time

[@keriannvlogs4246]

Dream Believer You’re stupid it’s not even funny she’s just confused that there is dead people you’re such a dumbass

[@DomWard]

@@keriannvlogs4246 you realise this comment is 1 year ago right?

[@Desswitit]

@@keriannvlogs4246 it's not tht serious obviously other ppl found it funny too

[@PeachyDayItIs]

Cary Vlogs no u

[@mariamsaad9858]

This isn’t even funny

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

"NO SIR SIR! I GOT A PIZZA COME BACK" *throws the pizza behind his back while he is walking outside* AH *dies*

[@vidam1072]

Lol good one

[@pennycrook-jones6428]

😂

[@lcj7018]

yeah we know

[@carsonhogan3420]

Haha

[@cassielmoon8070]

😂

[@shaunnarichards2716]

The mountain of dead bodies behind the counter got so big you had to scale it to get pizza XD

[@luvfromrubyy]

“DONT LEAVE IVE GOT A PIZZA” *proceeds to yoink the pizza at him*

[@emmascully8085]

"Now this is how you run a restaurant" A few moments later "Your coming with me" Drags woman into bathroom with dead bodies 😂

[@aliciarichardson7342]

How To Run A Restaurant: By Daz Fabulous Black😂😂😂

[@meairahcallahan853]

It's so cute how he gets all happy when customers order pizza 😂💕 2:30

[@jellycoco9480]

It is cute 🤣❤️

[@stephanaynay5177]

Daz -“WELCOME TO CAFE THE F**KING DEAD BODY” Me - “oh well that place sounds very bloody good doesn’t it”

[@taraparry6038]

Yeah, WELCOME TO CAFE FUCKING DEAD BODY

[@heizouanemo4296]

Lmao your done 💀

[@Pookie_nation13]

I read that just as he said it😭😂

[@zarahsharif19]

No that made me die 😂😂😂😂😂

[@taciturngoob]

Lmao "bloody" 😭

[@brandonboss6868]

I can just imagine the hysterical laughter from the Flys point of view

[@yaraj37]

"For fucks sake! It's only a dead man!" Sam and Dean everyday

[@cray_zombear5er152]

omfggg winning comment

[@montannahockley5495]

omg so true lol

[@chloelcarroll9259]

I NEED A PART TWO THIS IS THE MOST IVE LAUGHED AT A VIDEO EVER

[@cray_zombear5er152]

SAME!

[@jessicabtsfan6199]

Your profile picture is the best thing ever It’s mai shitteu

[@hixtorie433]

Two MMSMWGymnasts did you see my bag tho

[@jessicabtsfan6199]

I did. How you think bout that?

[@hixtorie433]

I think this is fake love

[@xshanluvvsx]

“JUST TRIPPED OVER A MENU AND DIED!” Every football player

[@sumbolive1388]

Omg true

[@amishortall9600]

s h a n n o n soccer player

[@sumbolive1388]

@@amishortall9600 In different countries soccer is called football. Just to let u know

[@amishortall9600]

Summer Allen yeah ik I’m not dumb

[@lcj7018]

Ami Shortall well clearly you are because you corrected her. daz is british and most of his fans are too including myself, clearly u must be dumb to correct her when it’s literally a british video

[@nataliebuttignon97]

The flys watching daz put dead bodies in the bathroom stalls: 👁👄👁

[@jaylenbarbieri2239]

“WHY IS EVERYTHING DYING I JUST CLEANED EVERYTHING UP” 😂

[@leilamay2596]

Nice pfp 😌 let's just pretend for a sec bellatrix never met hermione

[@madiandpip6309]

Imagine the yelp reviews on this place🤣

[@isabelv483]

*meanwhile on yelp* well, unfortunately, ill have to rate it a 1 star at most. I'm writing from the afterlife because Daz, the restaurant worker, chucked a chair at me as soon as I came in, instantly killing me. i never got to eat anything, but I'm sure Daz is great and the food is too, but he did kill me soooo.

[@swaggyfrogeditzz5759]

There is none because there all dead

[@cjr_.]

I wonder if they have Uber eats

[@TOMMII0108]

Pro: Food arrived quickly (when it actually arrived) Cons: Place was filthy! Flies all over Server threw food and wine at people Also, huge stack of corpses behind the counter 😂

[@Ryan-go9en]

OOOFFF

[@coolgirl882]

i prefer Daz playing game like this

[@icedblueberryso6101]

10:17: *Daz just casually walking over a hill of dead bodies*

[@Axel_homie]

Frrr

[@holliemai5810]

I've never laughed so much, i actually cried i laughed so much! Gods sake Daz

[@gemmarobson8523]

hollie mai same

[@ree4859]

@hollie mai, same m8, also, AAAYYYY fellow Panic fan!

[@maelathabib7972]

hollie mai same!

[@rxdshorty5221]

hollie mai YESS PANIC FANNN and sameee

[@maiamarcou3161]

my sister asked what was wrong with me

[@prettyandfallen]

*dead body in front of door* *daz holding a gun* “SHES COMING IN” *runs away screaming*

[@rileykillian9612]

When was this

[@prettyandfallen]

Obi-Wan Kenobi i tried to rewatch the video to find when this happened, and i have no idea where i got this comment from lmao

[@rileykillian9612]

@@prettyandfallen lmao it's all good

[@amandacantcometothephone]

@@rileykillian9612 its at 2:10 lol

[@user-bc2gr6ek7k]

1:25 "I've Served Her a Man. I'm Sorry!" Thats almost every girls dream xDD

[@Chloe4656.]

Aneko except for me lol

[@aliciarichardson7342]

😂

[@Shroombunixia]

Not me! I want a boy and a girl. I came out as bi when I was 10

[@camrynkallio1214]

I know where I'm going for dinner tomorrow night! 😉

[@Shroombunixia]

@@camrynkallio1214 Omg 😂

[@abriannahall526]

Imagine being the flys looking at it like “what the hell is this guy doing-“ 😂😂

[@vanessaament2047]

3:33 NO DON'T COME IN WE'RE CLOSED *casually throws chair* XDD I CAN'T

[@Olivia-tw8od]

XD

[@paigewardlaw4740]

I was laughing so hard when he was yelling at the people who were dying in front of him.

[@lilithw.1766]

I absolutely lost it at 10:22

[@SD-mp1ve]

NiuF 2002 BAHAHAAH SAME

[@Ectoplasmic_]

"Hello Ma'am, welcome to Cafe Le Fucking Dead Body!" I literally almost choked with laughter

[@penelopepenguin9353]

"Things are just starting to get normal around here!"... There are 6 dead bodies behind the counter

[@jkarmy6598]

"THERES NO CORPSES!" *hides 5 corpses behind the counter* 😂💀💀

[@jkarmy6598]

Daniel Lunde tysm!

[@jeemoherrick6406]

Randomness ARMY😆😆😆

[@artzyfartzytezzy3235]

Omg I know right?! 😂🤣

[@TightPancakes]

I work at an italian restaurant, and I can confirm this is exactly what happens every day.

[@dianag0rdon]

😂😂😂😂

[@aliciarichardson7342]

Wow

[@dileshv276]

You mean people die that way?

[@ranboo183]

Lol

[@thedevilschool1660]

Aayyy

[@piperroselli6865]

*Man dies fast* Daz: *surprised face* Daz: "Why did he die" Me: "I'm done" 😂😂😂

[@melodycats2024]

Omg imagine being the fly and just watching Daz freak out and kill a bunch of people and stuff them behind the counter 😂😂😂

[@CB-nv8bs]

I thought the exact same thing 😂

[@kieraluke]

“They’re lining up around the block” *2 minutes later* “alright come with me”

[@eri7411]

This was the funniest video I've watched in a long time

[@voathh]

YEAH IT'S SO FUNNY XD

[@ameliatheweirdop1650]

YEA!!!!!! RIGHT

[@christina_nju2699]

"dont worry its just a restuarant with death" people walk in daz: has 200 dead bodies

[@graceshegog22]

Wow those people are dropping like flies

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

*Pun intended*

[@user-hc3sl5um9u]

U are the funniest KZbinr ever 😂keep on dazzling ❤😂❤😂

[@deerteeth7144]

MysteryGirl 1410N true dat

[@bella-ie1pr]

Ghostly Bear more like true DAZ haha get it

[@benitogaming5914]

MysteryGirl 1410N Interesting name by the way. I find daz very amusing to listen to even when he gets all worked up. haha haha

[@brookescotti360]

Daz is the funniest!😂

[@TheThree3Tails]

5:17 is the definition of how far dabbing has gone.

[@heibbhib5419]

Alicia Massey I saw that too

[@connierogers6778]

I love how he just piles bodies behind the counter as if everythings ok. XD

[@oliviamoore5119]

I guess you could say they’re *Dropping like flies* Bah dum tsssss *jazz hands*

[@moose-music]

Emery McKee meee

[@TigressLillies]

Pfffff I lov u

[@aliciarichardson7342]

Omg😂😂

[@6_chantel765]

you taken that

[@Lachapalacha125]

you're my idol, i love you

[@deezbeanz9856]

I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO EVERY 5 MINUTES BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID MY LUNGS WERE GOING TO FLY AWAY SINCE I COULDN'T BREATHE 😂😂 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO BEFORE

[@chloelcarroll9259]

Megan McCann TRUE

[@vincentmotionless3203]

Megan McCann SAME AS FUCKKK

[@cray_zombear5er152]

LITERALLY SAME!!

[@elenab9848]

Megan McCann OML SAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😀😂

[@martymcflop6759]

Same though 😂😂😂😂

[@jackthetwatismyname.3752]

I am dying right now.Daz should play this again but as a fly. 😂😂😂

[@aliciaoost7]

"You've got nippels." *drops dead* "WHY"

[@brookescotti360]

Daz:don't come in we are closed Man:ahhh Daz:oh now he's dead

[@trashcan2974]

Please make a part twooo this was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing please

[@Mz_Raven]

"Everything DIES!" Laughed so hard I got heartburn. Daz you're hilarious 😍

[@gsbngiron9353]

I creo hoy

[@gsbngiron9353]

Alguien ha visto a mí Ah bueno Igual yo

[@leylaolcay4713]

😂😂😂😂

[@sophieleyden5657]

8:56 Daz: Madam! Welcome to- *customer leaves* Daz: f- off then!

[@J1Dreamer]

14:12 Laugh a little!?!?! I ALMOST DIED!!!!!! GOOD LORD MY BROTHERS THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE!!!!

[@nata-scree1531]

*WHY ARE PEOPLE DYING IN MY RESTAURANT?!*

[@gemmarobson8523]

Daz is the only KZbin that can make me laugh and I love him so much because of it I have depression and no one has helped with it more than daz and he doesn't even realise it 😭❤️💕🖤

[@cheetahsqaud5280]

You'll stop having depression if you watch Daz games milking a cow, hand simulator

[@Jessiroo83]

Omg sammme I have had really bad depression and I have watched daz since I was like 6 and he's made me laugh so freaking much

[@zgirl-8592]

Gemma Robson I feel you

[@zgirl-8592]

Gemma Robson I feel you

[@ashleyrevill4431]

Me to

[@luisamarie6212]

“Welcome to cafe de dead bodies!”😂😂

[@naomz_]

"I've served her a man."

[@gabbiej.1418]

"Sorry i didn't mean to bump into you don't die" i love daz

[@coco_chi133]

Gabbie J. Z woah you’re so beautiful

[@Moni-wb3lw]

1:26 a guy with a pink shirt in the background walks in and then instantly walks back out lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CB-nv8bs]

Daz to the flies: “You’re ruining my establishment!” *Dead bodies and blood everywhere*

[@cameronreay7154]

You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly.

[@playstationprodigies7959]

Brilliant XD

[@zlaydrex6425]

That's outstanding mate you have earned yourself a cookie here 🍪

[@clown6692]

Well you caught me mate

[@cameronreay7154]

Olivia Hyland you catch bees with pollen

[@playstationprodigies7959]

Olivia Hyland no bees make honey flies like sweet things eg. honey

[@alondraestrada2209]

4:34 to 4:38 Daz: Its Ketchup!!! I PROMISE

[@mmparty5967]

Hi😊

[@anonymousone2837]

*Daz* : No, no! She's conscious! I'm not playing with her ass! *Daz* : Yeah, we-welcome sir!. *See's a customer tripped and die* FOR FUCK SAKE! What you do?? You trip over a menu??.God damn it!!. *Daz* : HAVE SOME WINE!! *Threw a bottle of wine on the table* Fuck! I gotta get a pizza! *Gets pizza* Coming! Please wait! *Saw customer gets up and walk away* No don't leave!! Don't leave!! Sir!!!! I got a pizza!!! *Threw a box of pizza at the customer and he dies* Ohh for fuck sake!..😂😂😂

[@wolfgirl7335]

Thank you fr this I just busted up laughing again

[@leilamay2596]

"Gonna drag you to the back it'll be fine" Said every serial killer ever💀

[@totallyanonymous1077]

You're scaring the customers off! *Drops him in the front of the store*

[@mmparty5967]

Hello😊having a nice day?

[@aliciarichardson7342]

Hey, welcome to cafe le f*cking dead body! XD😂😂😂

[@carafoss751]

Totally Anonymous x

[@ashleysmith3386]

"WELCOME TO CAFE LA FUCKING DEAD BODY" 😂😂😂

[@butterflygirl1025]

Ashley Smith I laughed so hard at that

[@AudenAdler]

Ashley Smith I can't stop repeating that part

[@gissellemartinez1244]

From 8:58 to the end i was laughing soo bad that tears came out of my eyes😂😂😂ILY DAZ GAMESSS😂😂💖

[@vvittitow6531]

I was having a really bad episode, this helped me get through it and laugh, my favorite channel :)

[@mujiewoojy]

10:04 "Welcome sir, FOR FUCK SAKE" I was dying 😆

[@zohraflah9425]

Same😂😂😂

[@ciarawalsh5001]

Anyone else in fucking tears of laughter

[@stacylynn95]

Ciara Walsh me 😂

[@taeyonghasmejungshook3424]

Stacy Lynn what fandom are you from?

[@klol2746]

Ciara Walsh Samee

[@theafamily7409]

Yes 😂😂!!!!!

[@セーラム-w9m]

Ciara Walsh ME

[@jessbea5034]

daz there is a bucket that you have to fill up with water not use the sink!!

[@hayleyidontwantpeopletokno5623]

Dank Panda. shhhh let him do what he wants

[@eddyramirez5854]

then by all means...tell him what to do to play the game right.

[@soph.e3758]

Me:It started with daz And ended with every corpse resembling his fanbase Ily daz 😂

[@ariandme8689]

I NEED MORE.. THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@internetg7340]

Can you play again as the fly?

[@tawannajones9826]

Internet G that would be a 100000000 times better than playing as the waiter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VerchielxKanda]

I was laughing through this whole thing, but I completely LOST it when you threw the pizza at the guy who was leaving. XD

[@zoeyproffit4277]

No I cant I'm laughing so hard its 11:21 at night and I keep waking up my grandma I'm laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luhluna8]

I died a 10:26 when daz threw the pizza at the man and he died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigworm7522]

Trvpshawtyyy 12 me when I try to make friends

[@Jax.thewolf17]

same here Trvpshawtyyy XD 😂😂😂😂

[@paigedisheroon]

I wish he would play this again. This is hilarious. Plus, he was never a fly so...

[@Sarah-ut7zz]

I have never laughed so much in a day 😂 that was so funny

[@serendipity9636]

11:12 my absolute favourite part is when Daz screams 'son of a bitch'. I don't know why but that curse always gets me. XD

[@Val-zu1gw]

"Hold on I'll be right with you" 'Casually climbs over pile of dead bodies and grabs a pizza'

[@tiffanymejia8428]

It’s supposed be a nice game till people start dying 😂💀

[@skxyeon]

What's sadder. How many people died. Or how many people he served?

[@aliciarichardson7342]

How many people he served😂😂😂

[@janetdawes3623]

Daz: Don't come in your just going to leave... or die. The people playing the flys:👀 👄 Daz: F*CKING MOTHER OF DRAGONS HERE! Fly people: ಠ_ಠ

[@breannathompson9094]

Headlines: Local Pizza Joint Worker Hoards Dead Bodies Behind Counter, Is This Place Cursed? Tonight at 10.

[@kawaiipanda7212]

Breanna Thompson YAS!!! 😂😂😂😂 I'll be sure to tune in for that!

[@lexi8593]

Breanna Thompson let's not forget the piled bodies in the bathroom stall😂

[@jordysmith03]

This would be a great animation! xD

[@User-ui2dl]

Jordan Smith yes

[@sophielouisexo_]

I'm not even lying I have never laughed out loud as much watching a KZbin video then this one and its 4am. Fabulous 😂

[@ExoticButters42069]

some may say the people were dropping like flies XD