SPIDER KILLING SIMULATOR

[@gracedeere2748]

daz: i am a spider master when one spider jumps out at him: WAZZZAHHH *sets couch on fire*

[@panoramama2567]

grace deere ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@annastaisyamason6109]

grace deere 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustsomeCowBoyin]

69th like

[@gracedeere2748]

Just some Cow Boy in 1998 well done

[@JustsomeCowBoyin]

grace deere WTF YOUR COMMENT GOT MORE THAN 200 LIKES IN 30 MINUTES Edit: NVM I liked another comment accidentally replied on this one

[@ellasaberlight7341]

Daz in another video: ”I'm not very afraid of spiders, I can tolerate them.” Daz now: *burning down the house to kill them*

[@xxmaisieellaxx2934]

This video scares me I hate it

[@Weirdboxofchaos]

Daz is mmmm unaCCEPTABALEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[@SavannahEditz]

​@@Weirdboxofchaos no wonder ur profile is so ugly because ur a loser

[@SavannahEditz]

@@xxmaisieellaxx2934 Dont watch it then because i like it stupid kid

[@Weirdboxofchaos]

@@SavannahEditz sorry what???

[@kjoy1646]

"This feels real, exactly like my spider hunting days" lol😂 8:47

[@panoramama2567]

Kallee ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@due_consideration903]

8:47

[@therajanghunter1911]

@@panoramama2567 HOW ABOUT NO

[@kjoy1646]

@@therajanghunter1911 thank u

[@therajanghunter1911]

@@kjoy1646 for what?

[@AriAmpz]

Daz: *sets house on fire* Me: "The things we do to kill spiders."

[@Hwaberryx]

Fr tho

[@mc_steezy897]

Daz: “This is an accurate simulation of spider killing.” Burns whole bathroom and living room 😂

[@kyra3386]

well he's not wrong lmao

[@trashcant6499]

Yeah, the whole house should have been burned

[@HawkinaBox]

Takes out the flamethrower is more accurate XD

[@theanimationstation8785]

exactly

[@susanrobey1430]

Nikola Kedzie rska

[@kalabak1629]

Daz: Watches two people eating spiders Couple days later... Daz: Attempts to brutally kill spiders in video game. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

[@Anna-ic1sf]

Kalabak love the profile pic !!

[@emilymusa5854]

OMG WOW XD

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

The last video from dad I watched was morgue assistant simulator please don’t watch it almost scared me for life

[@Gooseey]

@@thecatpersonuk9962 is that the one were the woman's on the table ready to be autopsied but then she disappears? Because I've seen the video if that's what you're talking about

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

ThatOne Arophit yep

[@gabby4901]

“This is an accurate representation of spider killing” .... *lighter and body spray enters the chat*

[@inhle1688]

G A B I shruiken have entered the chat lol💀

[@ejc6772]

And shotgun

[@miya9904]

The expression on Daz's face when he found the shot gun is priceless.

[@megsjones5154]

nah nah it was the gasp for me 😂

[@AnonOE190]

But am I the only one who in that moment in the game would be like "a shotgun? How big are these spiders gonna get?!" Lol

[@loopyloola07]

Very big buddy

[@User-fb8jr]

Daz: “It’s somebody’s ashes” *proceeds to throw them on the floor*

[@everythingthrice2582]

Let the bodies hit the floor starts playing

[@Meg-pm3uz]

@@everythingthrice2582 YES

[@PukeCrapla]

Mike Wazowski If i cant have my shoes, then Karen cant have her mom.

[@User-fb8jr]

@@PukeCrapla Lmao

[@thetruth2270]

Talentless Ace FUCK I was gonna say that

[@lxvedvr]

no one: game: *makes mouse noises* me: i didn’t know spiders squeak-

[@rebsthetipsyelf]

sameeeeeeeeeee

[@rinikmls]

yea that’s odd

[@alysiarolle9271]

I didn't know that eather

[@markterrencegiron7632]

Did you know spiders can FREAKING SWIM

[@Mr_Valentin.]

Here, let me fix your comment... "I didn't know spiders squeak-"

[@meepbeep2029]

"Okay I think we're done!" He says so calmly as his house is a burning massacre

[@etsunara.]

💀💀

[@doggy_ded_dingus]

Daz: "I'm not fond of spiders." *sad spider noises*

[@soupaddict3059]

LOL

[@__davislawrence__9147]

Nobody: Daz: *sees 1 spider* Burns his whole house down just to kill it

[@isabelv483]

"an accurate representation of spider killing"

[@user-gz4ot6fp2h]

Daz s videos and his fans comments are the funniest thing ever you made my day with this comment

[@hodglet]

I mean.... that’s how I kill spiders 😂

[@kiarabols3665]

Who burns their house down for one little spider🙄 I just move to another continent

[@kittyhaylett6064]

Yeh

[@mickelthepickle4067]

Hi

[@panoramama2567]

Michael ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@snipermonkey3269]

Michael That’s what you’re supposed to do

[@Charlotte-ou6jm]

naruto all the way!!

[@just_foxy35]

... for what else do you think I'm practicing my throwing abilities?

[@susanacs1983]

I would’ve used the fire instead

[@user-fo5zn6jj8n]

People: spiders aren’t *that* scary.. Australia: Am I a joke to you?!

[@Aasha383]

Ive never ran into a deadly spider not including a redback thank god

[@-yuna-1003]

One time and huge spider was on my car door, and I somehow didn’t freak out lol

[@katereeves4664]

in Australia the spider hits You with the clipboard

[@magdalenamitrovic8224]

Just imagine if Daz lived in Australia.

[@user-fo5zn6jj8n]

@@magdalenamitrovic8224 oof

[@islagacha208]

Game: kill the spiders. Daz: continues to burn the whole house down.

[@giannagruttola4155]

Daz is literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh

[@narutouzufoxie2944]

Me to

[@lukamalakouti7388]

Same

[@trueapeman4192]

@@kstar3275 I'm reporting all ur comments

[@1--y]

@@trueapeman4192 same

[@landonmorris7064]

Same

[@samirazubaydova2627]

When you haven’t watched the video yet but you still like 😎

[@amyablett3439]

Samira Zubaydova just did that😂

[@panoramama2567]

Samira Zubaydova ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@samirazubaydova2627]

༺Jungkook’s thighs༻ any video of daz is amazing

[@randomrezkid9218]

Daz tries to kill spider with his black wig on Spider: LISTEN DORA

[@laurenkelly3909]

Lalita Sheimar how come?

[@kyra3386]

@Lauren Kelly In a video he did a mini rant on how annoying these types of comments are. Like the ones that are like nobody: me: *does something*

[@nadiadoukkali8930]

@@kyra3386 mhm

[@scarletaoix3311]

POV: You try to wipe away the dot thing on the screen

[@maxmerhi2888]

YES I DID THIS

[@mushroomlord3513]

*wheeze* yes i did-

[@sillysalmon5468]

In real life the next day: Daz sees a spider and grabs a shotgun “hehehee”.

[@frokybeats]

Lol spelt Daz wrong

[@sillysalmon5468]

xd tecno also what do you mean?

[@hollie100smyth3]

Follow me on TikTok please 🙏follow me

[@Void-jk6bd]

xd tecno no I don’t think he did.

[@yeetpea5302]

@@Void-jk6bd The comment has been edited. It was spelt wrong.

[@madisonallred847]

When he had the shot gun... why did he remind me of that old lady from Ratatouille?

[@sonjalam3843]

Reminded me of the gran from Madagascar

[@randomz6591]

Omg same 😂😂😂

[@Eduardo-gw6xy]

Lmao

[@isabelbray8007]

LOL 😂😂😂 same OMG

[@luludaviis]

"GOD HES MOVING AHH!!!!" Yes Daz, spiders move. He moved, he moved! Daz, I already told you spiders move!!

[@prime4820]

Pxtato “I’m saving this spot for later”

[@tammymelius8362]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@luludaviis]

Prime ikr xD

[@carvrooom127]

✨𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂ℴ𝓇ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓀𝓃ℴ𝓌✨

[@prime4820]

Pxtato how dare you edit that comment

[@clarasanchez7208]

“I live in some Arachnid hell!” No Daz that’s just Australia 😂

[@thepoggestrhyoutuberever1459]

I found a spider the size of a melon.

[@carterday9633]

F bruxism font Cindy Victor browner Co divvy conduct ridiculous gibberish convey vindictive XOXO in condo vindictive vein room to

[@kellyreardon3724]

I found a spider in the bath with me and 5 more in the bathroom the same week I am Aussie btw

[@Mmmmtut]

Daz: sees a spider Less than Ten seconds later.... The whole apartment is on fire with bullets and ninja stuff and dead spiders.

[@kittyhaylett6064]

Ha

[@Weirdboxofchaos]

At least he actually kills them I just scream and hide in a box

[@kellyreardon3724]

@@Weirdboxofchaos same but I would run outside while screaming and hide behind a random wall we have outside

[@caryshowell8967]

Daz: why is it moving, I have decided that it can’t do that!!!

[@panoramama2567]

Carys Howell ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@therajanghunter1911]

@@panoramama2567 stop

[@caryshowell8967]

Panorama Ma- what the hell?😒

[@therajanghunter1911]

@@caryshowell8967 almost every comment has this link and its GETTING ON MY NERVES

[@caryshowell8967]

@Therajanghunter 1, IKR, after I looked at that comment I can’t stop seeing it everywhere 😡

[@idacoleman7962]

No one: Daz every time he kills a spider: YeAhHhHhHhH

[@nicorenner3052]

Lailah Columbus YeeeaahHh BITCH

[@NATEDOG]

Me every time i kill one

[@theghostato3296]

Yeh he hates spiders

[@idacoleman7962]

Stfu nobody asked for your opinion, like I don’t give two shakes of a rats butt about what you think

[@flynn9910]

everyone when they see a stuffed animal: that looks nice Daz:shoots it

[@mikamakamoo2118]

0:48 I'm calling spiders "spidies" from now on. 🕷️

[@fallenstranger4735]

nooo XD

[@julenewalters8741]

I love how Daz doesn't say spider,he says spidey!😂

[@trueapeman4192]

@@kstar3275 shut up

[@lucaslake8576]

Julene Walters. Same but I also just love Daz in every way possible

[@tayana3621]

Julene Walters 😂😭😭

[@kjoy1646]

"Hey teddy" Shoots teddy bear "Bye teddy" 10:05

[@panoramama2567]

Kallee ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@teasisuwu481]

The sound affects he makes when trying to kill the spider🤣

[@el_dim4534]

I lost it when Daz started singing " smack that ooooon the floor SMACK THAT" hahahah

[@darcey.wilson7687]

oooon the floor snack that

[@mathiasleeder4209]

Daz: "where do I live?" Me: "Australia"

[@Diversity_Squad]

that was me as well XD

[@ethanleafe9011]

Imagine if daz played this in VR. I was getting scared just watching😂

[@cierradunham4296]

I have arachnophobia if I played this in VR I would be crying XD

[@corrieclips2064]

Riches plank 🤢

[@random_tv829]

“Spiders aren’t scary” The tarantula: “hOw DaRe YoU”

[@user-vu4ow4nt1i]

"spiders aren't that scary" The bird eating spider *HOw Dare YOU

[@boohoo8001]

I just think if they WOULD AT LEAST shave their legs then I wouldn’t be so scared of them

[@bobbiedixon4043]

As soon as I saw the notification that daz posted: Me: DROP EVERYTHING

[@panoramama2567]

Bobbie Dixon ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@melissamay7309]

Daz: lets go and kill some spiders ‘’Picks up a flower pot and chucks it instead”😂😂😂

[@emmamontes9495]

daz: today we're playing 'kill it with fire!' me: are we talking about my ex's stuff i burnt?

[@panoramama2567]

Emma Montes ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@lime_aid137]

Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that there were more spray cans so he could set more spiders on fire?

[@EllieDickinson28]

Yeah, I saw that. And I love your profile picture, it’s fabulous. Jirou is defiantly one of my favourite female characters 😅

[@andrewscottobsessive2825]

"Oh my God , I've got a hole arsenal to kill spiddies" ~Daz 2020

[@panoramama2567]

Compilations Queen 202 ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@susanscheese6187]

I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL HIS FIRST SPIDER 🕷

[@Alex-md5tb]

When it says “no views” but there are like 56 comments...I got my hopes up for a second

[@panoramama2567]

Abdelrahman Alrifaie ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@CrossingAdventures]

Daz: Hey, teddy *shoots the teddy bear* Daz: Bye, teddy lmfao I love you, Daz

[@iluvu9337]

no onee: daz: I hate spiders so today we are going to be playing.......

[@karljaynexxx8135]

i luv u but the spiders can F off and die they scary

[@imthebossbitchhh8273]

“With the power invested in me and all that is holly......DIE”

[@taylorwilkinson6656]

Daz: *opens secret room* "What's so great about this place?" *opens wardrobe and finds a shotgun* Also Daz: 😲🤩🕷️🔫

[@rockstartiger2949]

"Oh that's literally ninja throwing stars. . .WAIT WHY DO I HAVE NINJA THROWING STARS!?!" - Daz the Spider Hunter, 2020

[@laurentgrisanti2106]

Who else lost their sh*t after he followed "smack that" with "on the floor", and had the song playing in their head? XD

[@Petrichor1314]

ikr

[@lindarichmond1828]

Same

[@lufielle]

Me: Has Arachnophobia Also me: *Watches anyways because I'm an idiot*

[@shyannpeters5633]

Lol same started screaming when I heard the spider noises 🤣😂😖

[@clouds3002]

Lufiel literally me right now, Like I knew I was going to scream while watching the video but still I said “I have to watch the video it’s Daz” and here I am screaming like I’m being killed.

[@TophatMilo]

Shyann Peters *spider noises*

[@fingerlesselliewilliams]

same, i’m really scared and im half way through it🙈

[@diddytehfeh7]

Sameeee

[@maximoose_]

I’ve been getting really stressed at the moment (my mum works for the nhs so I’m worried about her) and I really needed this, thanks daz :)

[@maxgilson1350]

Tell your mum I respect her and she's doing a good job

[@maximoose_]

Max Gilson I will, thanks xx

[@panoramama2567]

M3lvin _fOx ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@pleaseenteraname732]

Daz, after setting the entire bathroom on fire: “Oh, shit! He’s on fire!”

[@Lxyrosie]

🤣🤣💀

[@kjoy1646]

Daz: "u know I dont like spiders Also daz proceds to burn the spiders and throw blades at them lol Dad "I laid u right out in front of ur family" 😂😂

[@panoramama2567]

Kallee ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@kjoy1646]

@@panoramama2567 wth

[@Mmmmnmmnm9]

@@panoramama2567 bot

[@NA-nw1sp]

Panorama Ma why

[@HawkinaBox]

3:20 A FLAMING SPIDER RUNNING AROUND! I'd have a good laugh if that happened irl.

[@charshhh1185]

No-one Daz : My Landlord is gonna be pissed

[@ariannayoung5625]

Imagine being the neighbor and you hear, your neighbor screaming. What sounds like a flamethrower being used, and many things breaking

[@erifaerie364]

"What was that!?" "Oh it's just the neighbor killing spiders again."

[@pnk_evrgrdn2106]

The spider from Charlotte’s Web is sh*tting it rn.

[@jdjddhdj5335]

Me: gets inspired by Daz Also me: *sees spider* Me : ok it’s just you and me *Throws pencil at spider* Spider: 👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁you did not just

[@noahk5397]

Me:grabs my ninja star

[@fantasea6885]

Jdjd dHdj no it’s 👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁

[@slurpybigmac]

@Taffle Toff Well yes but actually no

[@jdjddhdj5335]

Omg your right I’m so sorry

[@jdjddhdj5335]

I’ll fix it

[@johndailey4363]

"I live in some sort of arachnid hellll" Me: You mean Australia?

[@blissridden]

Daddy Devito stop these comments

[@walla-wallabingbang1657]

Daddy Devito yes

[@johndailey4363]

@@blissridden I know daz doesn't like these types of comments, but he always says that if what you're doing isn't harming anyone, then what does it matter.

[@bagelfish8916]

He is British

[@daz1717]

Daddy Devito doesn’t like what type of comments?

[@tschannel2077]

Daz- "This feels exactly like my spider hunting days" Me- "so you use shurikens, a spray can & lighter, a shotgun, and a spider detector to kill spiders in your house? Lmao"

[@arrzie1783]

He started singing my favorite song Smack that all on the floor smack that ooooo

[@lexi_22xo]

“I Live out in the country so this sh*t be coming at me from all directions!” - Daz, 2020

[@Fremineigh]

No one: Absolutely no one: Daz: *double slaps with the notepad*😂

[@panoramama2567]

BipolarCupquake ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@mamacitakova9625]

*"Burn the whole house down if there's a spider"* has come to life

[@kandr5331]

Daz is literally the highlight of my quarantine 😂

[@Meg-pm3uz]

Same

[@BeccaRaptor94]

“My landlord is gonna be pissed” lol

[@treynizer9727]

7:35 daz whacking a plant four times 😂

[@rockrsunited]

Daz: "are those ashes" Also Daz: *continues to throw them on the floor* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jsiana32]

me: watches preview youtube: “housecoat dustless” me: ah yes

[@markosbellezzi4841]

Daz: Oh look! A cannon, I love it. _throws camera_

[@blackiefontaine9562]

4:45 scareddd the life out of me !

[@heathermcfarland6317]

When he said look it’s a Canon, I had just looked away for a second. I full on expected to look back and see a firing cannon with a cannonball, not a camera lol

[@bing755]

3:11 Even the spiders want the toilet paper...

[@mariaelenarodrigues1633]

“Kill it with fire” me: hey that’s my line

[@panoramama2567]

Spicy Boi ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@chayli]

daz: *sees spider* 5 seconds later "AHHH JESUS! WAZAHH!!! WAZAHADAH!!!"

[@panoramama2567]

skrattar du förlorar du ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@chayli]

@@panoramama2567 wtf?

[@jessiebear6730]

6:10 Camera: Exists Daz: Oh look a CANNON

[@Ishowthemeattt2003]

0:36 i was walking upstairs until i stopped when daz said “oh what is that?!”🤣🤣🤣

[@cralixthegameking4408]

"He says hes a master" (laughs in Australian)

[@francescashay2836]

When he started singing “smack that right on the floor” I was like 😭😂😂😂😂💀 I love this man

[@laurenbradburn7987]

This is an accurate representation of me running round my house with a slider

[@VehicleCentral101]

no one: litteraly no one: not a single soul: daz: "this must be the spider hunterer thingy majiggy"

[@kevinburns934]

“Daz kills a spider “ Ohhh yeahhh Literally everyone : VIOLENTLY ITCHING

[@GGrimmUwU]

AeZ8 Xbox WELL NOW IM ITCHING Thank you very much

[@Tigron101]

I'm not itchin I'm twitchen.

[@GGrimmUwU]

Tigron101 ?

[@Tigron101]

@@GGrimmUwU Seeing those spiders is making me freaking twitch.

[@GGrimmUwU]

Tigron101 oh, I started itching when I saw the word ITCHING

[@sarcazon0]

9:22 *Me when I find the treats my parents hid from me*

[@georgeevans510]

Daz: this is an accurate representation of spider killing. 3:33

[@abthedzairi]

Daz:why have I got ninja throwing starts People who have watched naruto:it’s called shurikens

[@deadbutitsokay1042]

No one: Not a soul: No one in their right mind: Ppl who are early and watched 2 seconds of the video: this was so funny

[@Harleyquinn-js7yy]

Daz doesn’t like it when you do that

[@coffee-bm7ly]

Everyone: Everyone on earth: Everyone in the galaxy: Everyone/thing in the entire universe: NO ONE LIKES THESE

[@deadbutitsokay1042]

Gacha_TiffyTaffy :3 No one: asked

[@coffee-bm7ly]

1k subs with no Vids ... Sorry, just wanted to say it to someone. Thought it was mean at first but, whatever.

[@panoramama2567]

1k subs with no Vids ¥$ cant stop kissing u prank kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jPioelgpKFb6c ¥$

[@melissamikaelson7146]

since when do spiders squeak? am I missing something😂 Daz: WA SA SA SA Me:😂😂😂

[@kate_rock15]

I laughed soo much when daz said this 3:52🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@melodymendez3929]

"smoke em out.... Like Indians" Daz-2020 Love how when he took out the makeshift flamethrower the game starts to make horror music

[@lilrock8886]

Smacking everything. "What? Are you gonna smack your wife next if she has a spider on here!? XD" Smacks his wife. *"Damn..."*

[@rhiannonminard6649]

Spider runs across the floor Daz: smack that all on the floor 😂

[@harrystylesfan5430]

Daz: “I’m not fond of spiders” * sobbing spider noises *

[@kw3336]

"not only does he smell nice but hes dead " lmaooo

[@hollimeltem9453]

9:18 What’s so good about this place... huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooo😯😯😯😯 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jxderin]

daz: *sees a spider in his curtains* "LINDA!!!"

[@bigflirt248]

And we all know everyone heard Daz's voice scream "Linda!" when we read this comment 😂

[@juliajulia9102]

5:47 is definetly his go to kill spot😭

[@Sydney_Yuu]

I love how daz freaks out when he sees a spider and tries to hit it but instead he just hits everything else but the spider 👌

[@hannahdaniels4221]

“Look at you, I layed you right next to your family” 😭

[@the_llama2149]

Famous line by daz: "OOOOH HE’S ON THE TOILET ROLL, THAT’S SCARY" DAZ IS AUSTRALIAN!

[@av2trappy]

Daz: burns whole bookshelf Also Daz: *it burnt a bit it burnt a bit*