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@dtfloyd3255 жыл бұрын
Did the wallet steal happen on camera? If so, I completely missed it. I think I was surprised as Jason.
@ElricWilliam5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I still havnt gotten my book from your freebie a few weeks ago.
@dtfloyd3255 жыл бұрын
@@ElricWilliam - I would check your email spam folder, that's where my link ended up
@dropkickedmurphy64635 жыл бұрын
CardSharp to me is kinda poopoo frankly. Well, it's kinda cool, I think it's better if you have an actual pocket knife as a backup.
@ravinsaber5 жыл бұрын
I loled at the "Is that okay KZbin??" In the beginning
@JackBarlowStudios5 жыл бұрын
“You don’t gotta be fast. You just gotta be smooth.” Good advice in _many_ aspects of life.
@paulgarcia28875 жыл бұрын
Smooth criminal
@jmfm-r2q5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@keystonecomet99495 жыл бұрын
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
@irok15 жыл бұрын
@@keystonecomet9949 dang it
@stephendeben15905 жыл бұрын
Great advice for driving on a race track
@Night-mq8hn4 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to be fast you just got to be smooth." Legendary Dating Advice!
@antonioazulamarillo75794 жыл бұрын
That's not the high ground way!
@khoury67914 жыл бұрын
more like how to steal someone's heart get it? aight imma head out-
@Night-mq8hn4 жыл бұрын
@@khoury6791 Nice one father! 🙏🤣
@sharlottafalls4 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha good one
@cliffordbenenati73734 жыл бұрын
@@khoury6791 plz explain, I is stupid
@kibordplays61095 жыл бұрын
Just crouch and check their inventory, its not illegal unless you take something
@rickadus315 жыл бұрын
Immediately thought of Fallout
@SaitosaBard5 жыл бұрын
@@The_Commentators Oblivion.
@PenelopeForYourThoughts5 жыл бұрын
@@The_Commentators it's literally the same system
@Cionaoith5 жыл бұрын
Local laws may vary. Checking someone's inventory in this way is definitely a crime in Cyrodiil, where the local law enforcement is no joke!
@kibordplays61095 жыл бұрын
Rob Kinney STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
@WorldCupWillie2 жыл бұрын
My 75y old father had his Rolex stolen off his wrist in Spain. 2 young guys pretending to be drunk came up and were over friendly. They were kinda play fighting. My dad moved away and was concerned with protecting the money and c cards in his pocket . But in the tussle the scumbags stole the watch from the other wrist. This all happened in less than 30 seconds
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
We were in Italy two decades ago. Pickpockets stole my fathers wallet from his back pocket while his hand was on it.
@WorldCupWillie Жыл бұрын
@@oz_jones yep, pickpocketing is an ancient art.
@JavaoftheLava Жыл бұрын
They earned it tbh
@Whosyourdaddy21 Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story don’t wear a Rolex in Spain.
@x0xk0sx0x Жыл бұрын
@@Whosyourdaddy21 I’m guessing you’re american?
@JoostArchives4 жыл бұрын
Next episode: *crippling people by stealing their wrists*
@ploopybear4 жыл бұрын
this is humor
@halp59734 жыл бұрын
Learn how to: Pickpocket their respiratory organs
@chitoryu124 жыл бұрын
@@halp5973 Hey guys, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to pick a s o u l
@monochromatic96014 жыл бұрын
Cody Cromarty I’ve always stolen their life the I just sit and watch the light die from their eyes before finally looting them for their soul and organs to make some money in the black market
@halp59734 жыл бұрын
@@monochromatic9601 that's a little... specific
@asbestosfish_5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: _Today we’re going to show you how to launder money through a shell company!_
@batlas41635 жыл бұрын
Just to make sure it doesn't happen to you!
@dylanshandley12465 жыл бұрын
Asbestos Fish still waiting on that episode xD
@lotuseater925 жыл бұрын
I thought they did that one already
@underworld3235 жыл бұрын
0:41
@paulpolito20015 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, but they’re actually very responsible in the information they provide in my opinion. I’ve inadvertently put unfiltered info out there, as I’m basically a living anarchist’s cookbook. There’s a lot to be said for learning techniques and skills you’re probably never going to use, and even basic foundational stuff like this can save your life/living. Y’all have a great day. Loved the video.
@RavenDravenek5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I cried when Jason said “this is not my wallet”
@antmof945 жыл бұрын
He'd make Patrick proud
@karlmarx98775 жыл бұрын
I would like to like the comment but I don't wanna be the 666th like
@RavenDravenek5 жыл бұрын
Karl Marx well it’s gotten two more, so it’s fine now
@127.5 жыл бұрын
@@RavenDravenek I am 888th though
@PatRiot-5 жыл бұрын
This is you, Patrick Star? “Yes” And this is your wallet? “Yes” So here you go- “That’s not my wallet”
@skillfuldeath78805 жыл бұрын
50mins ago: luckily I don't have a watch Now:nevermind now I do
@carlo43934 жыл бұрын
Ahh so you bought a watch just so anyone can steal it.
@soomiko4 жыл бұрын
@@carlo4393 or....
@DeKooleKids4 жыл бұрын
@@carlo4393 no the joke is that he stole one
@viktormichealangelo36004 жыл бұрын
@@DeKooleKids No I think all the talk about watches convinced him to buy one. In fact this interpretation is the correct one. You are wrong sir.
@JoeMama-fq5el4 жыл бұрын
@@carlo4393 w o o o o s h
@sira91115 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZbin recommendation: Yo! WaNna LeaRN HoW tO SteAl?
@ItachiUchiha-rw4ht5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@joshuasmith87675 жыл бұрын
Same
@thewatchmansson64724 жыл бұрын
Hehehahahlololololol, oooh it's been a long day
@WheeledHamster4 жыл бұрын
Original joke you got there! It's used more than your mom!
@sira91114 жыл бұрын
@@WheeledHamster thanks! I think you're just jealous because the unoriginal comment gets so much likes. You have a good one!
@yvngdxg36775 жыл бұрын
"is that okay KZbin?". KZbin: "I must consult with the elder God's"
@Yordi.i.i5 жыл бұрын
Yvng Dxg this comment it TOO good to only have 3 likes😂😂
@groover4475 жыл бұрын
Lmao raider be like
@johndalton88395 жыл бұрын
@@groover447 you mean raiden
@espncorey68024 жыл бұрын
The algorithm is a fucking elder scroll
@InfernalBanana4 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that KZbin is more Shinnok than Raiden though?
@leshaggers62735 жыл бұрын
Next episode: *How to smoothly murder a person without a trace* and *tutorial on how to properly hide bodies*
@Owlbe5 жыл бұрын
well , play hitman u will learn !
@elizaldemission76345 жыл бұрын
dig deeper than six feet then bury the body then 1-2feet below the ground put a dead dog then cover with soil. done.
@kbyebleha29785 жыл бұрын
just to make sure it doesnt happen to you!
@davidbeppler30325 жыл бұрын
@@elizaldemission7634 Using that advice will land you in prison. ;)
@jeremydupas5 жыл бұрын
@@elizaldemission7634 ... thanks
@cjthaboss5 жыл бұрын
next up: _planting fake evidence in peoples homes/pockets_
@scottyweimuller61525 жыл бұрын
@Tomás brooooooooooooo
@ignatz145 жыл бұрын
Sprinkle some crack on him.
@TangerineJuice.5 жыл бұрын
oooo nice
@estebankid105 жыл бұрын
*Police man immediately clicks*
@mikekazz53535 жыл бұрын
How'd you know?
@jaromchristensen58665 жыл бұрын
I swear the longer those two hang out the more they end up acting like 5-year-olds with an endless supply of tools and dangerous objects. yet they never cease to capture my interest and make me laugh. Much love and respect to the modern rogue!
@ModernRogue5 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@ky1ebetts4 жыл бұрын
Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.
@mr.awesomeguybro74694 жыл бұрын
This is a tip for making movie fight scene
@northgalaxy42284 жыл бұрын
So slow=fast?
@controllex_4 жыл бұрын
@@northgalaxy4228 normal speed??????
@_username4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3u4aISpiK-pZ7M
@brandonlarge6494 жыл бұрын
We use this term in the Marine Corps aswell
@Salu_TV5 жыл бұрын
This guy put all his skill points in sneaking and pickpocketing
@user-ge5oe9oo2k5 жыл бұрын
probably sneak 0 pickpocket 100, guy seems a bit...out of shape
@bintangramadhiansyah12015 жыл бұрын
Speech 100
@hoang78505 жыл бұрын
Noel speech 100 pickpocket 100
@jameswolf55135 жыл бұрын
Tier Zoo reference ?
@mikeganto18405 жыл бұрын
@@jameswolf5513 no, skyrim.
@Cionaoith5 жыл бұрын
The best way to do this is to begin by introducing yourself. Say something like, "I am a legitimate bartender." Then, get their attention by saying something like, "I can do magic." Finally, utilize the art of distraction. A flashbang created from disposable lighter parts, followed by yelling "Go away, bad guys!" Never fails.
@xeddtech5 жыл бұрын
I heard this as a low undertoned cartman from south park
@alexramstetter2 жыл бұрын
@@xeddtech so, Ben Shapiro voice?
@lukeknight74445 жыл бұрын
Brian: "You can't practice on yourself", James: "You actually can!" Jason:"You'll go blind" LMAOOOOOOOO
@liviudan32585 жыл бұрын
Luke Knight pls help I don’t get that...
@lukeknight74445 жыл бұрын
Liviu Dan you’ll understand when you’re older kiddo...
@wilson.adam.825 жыл бұрын
Reason #527 why Jason is better than Brian!
@kennyeven85555 жыл бұрын
@@liviudan3258 its the cliche argument against maturation.. "dont play with yourself, you'll go blind"
@hallobre5 жыл бұрын
Kenny Even or hair will grow on your palm, Or you’ll get pimples on your face
@KingTen915 жыл бұрын
"If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands.." I like the way this guy thinks
@crystalcara025 жыл бұрын
KingTen91 🤣😂🤣
@reubenshiflet4 жыл бұрын
@@KingTen91 he deleted his comment so you should delete yours
@jeffwilliams47533 жыл бұрын
So does his girlfriend
@ivanstayner88184 жыл бұрын
Never shake this mans hand. You might lose your ring, watch, phone, wallet, bank account info, house, wife and kids, all in one motion.
@grindeyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
I lost my virginity
@jatomeer96053 жыл бұрын
@@grindeyyyyy the special handshake!
@curseofremains1905 Жыл бұрын
Not the wife and kids too XD
@jackt.33315 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that came to the comments to find a time stamp for when he took the wallet?
@davidbeppler30325 жыл бұрын
Nope, but their will not be one, as he did it off camera.
@elijahoettel13255 жыл бұрын
Dude I did the same thingggggg
@roflekak12725 жыл бұрын
same XD
@zul5 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@jackt.33315 жыл бұрын
Good news guys. There is a part 2 where they show and explain it 😎
@plzitzjustmahcheezits9095 жыл бұрын
“I bought seventeen watches in the last three weeks” As a watch collector, I felt that
@JustinSerda5 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain...as I look at these Damasko and Sinn watches...
@plzitzjustmahcheezits9095 жыл бұрын
@@JustinSerda They're so so cheap and look so tempting...
@erenplayz65105 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@sylvie_on5 жыл бұрын
Plz Itz Just Mah Cheezits how many do you have? _Just interested ahahahahahahahaha nothing suspicious here!_
@52joker642 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it dude. Those Casios are so cheap I'll just buy one more. Or two. Or three.
@itsenzo30005 жыл бұрын
Next episode : how to not pay taxes for 10 years without the government's notice
@Zayats_MW5 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that
@BobBob-jg5xe5 жыл бұрын
File an LLC
@dominicjose36605 жыл бұрын
With special guest, Jimmy Carr!
@itsenzo30005 жыл бұрын
@@dominicjose3660 omg hahahahaha!
@CyranofromBergerac5 жыл бұрын
You gotta distract them with the ring trick for 10 years straight.
@notomar15555 жыл бұрын
"If I can distract you with my mouth, i can do more things with my hands" his woman must be really happy lol
@Spud-tq6oy5 жыл бұрын
NOT Omar 😂
@xx_mysticwolf_xx14925 жыл бұрын
Until he steals her pink pearl...
@Shacharath5 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't see that comment
@squittnt58094 жыл бұрын
"he's stolen my virginity"
@mackhomie64 жыл бұрын
His woman?
@bardockssj7084 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end he distracts him by giving the wallet back to distract him from the fact that he put his watch in the back pocket
@buildtime78years94 жыл бұрын
even at the end of the video he still ain't wearing it
@homelessrob607 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely got me 😂😂
@Kenlac92 Жыл бұрын
they never show him putting the watch in his pocket, youre assuming based of what you do see. he passes the wallet to his left hand to turn it and more easily put it in his pocket with his right. the watch is likely still hanging off his fingers of his left.
@user-bt6nj5zi7q4 жыл бұрын
Note to self: When a magician approaches you and you have a watch on, just say that it's fragile
@shawndeen81873 жыл бұрын
Get a cheap one and Watch them break it Ultimate hysteria
@zahktuthalxalyrion63643 жыл бұрын
I think it's more or less if you're going to travel somewhere where you know it's a risk your watch will be taken, wear a $20 casio instead.
@Route7653 жыл бұрын
@@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 an F91 should do the job
@Anidoesstuff3 жыл бұрын
Tried it, lmk what yall think kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX6UY5aBoN6gpdU
@starbournehero771 Жыл бұрын
Velcro watch
@olive78315 жыл бұрын
Epic magic trick: Do the full routine but don’t tell them you took their ring, their watch, their keys and their wallet.
@AnantMall5 жыл бұрын
You've done too many free gigs :p
@JackSilver14105 жыл бұрын
@@Nerdycopia Very good, you get a gold star for the day.
@thomassummers2495 жыл бұрын
Simon opdebeeck do you understand the concept of humour?
@southpark1you05 жыл бұрын
and their wife and their car and their job
@REI2001x5 жыл бұрын
Simon opdebeeck get a load of this guy
@AlexGorzen5 жыл бұрын
Nice disclaimer! Thankfully 100% of the people who watch this would never steal anything!
@hoovdaddy05055 жыл бұрын
Well, the people who would already know how. They have real world teachers.
@the1exnay5 жыл бұрын
They're just trying to get around KZbin being a killjoy. This channel is all about learning how to do things whether it's a good idea or not to do them (see their video on pruno) Obviously someone somewhere will take this video and use it to try to steal something, and i hope they're caught, but i don't think we should let those people prevent us from learning and enjoying
@vict44515 жыл бұрын
Never steal anything....anymore.
@daytonm68095 жыл бұрын
Except your girl
@blachbalahxjwy5 жыл бұрын
@@daytonm6809 madlad
@dracolizard46364 жыл бұрын
11:43 that little “yeah man, that’s my job” got me
@mr.steevieboii53435 жыл бұрын
Society: we need to teach kids to avoid a life of crime. KZbin: How to become a crime lord
@bushbeatinbeaver20325 жыл бұрын
"you actually thought he'd taken the...oh...OH...." A professional magician speechless.
@sh0ck3r485 жыл бұрын
was the part he took it actually in the video? i watched back twice and didnt see it
@apexshinbi6385 жыл бұрын
“Is that okay KZbin?” KZbin: “Uhhh, lemme check”
@apexshinbi6385 жыл бұрын
@@waynedude7349 yeeep
@lemikadriaj99255 жыл бұрын
@@apexshinbi638 I DONT WANT TO DO THIS...
@davidtoth89755 жыл бұрын
We gotta dump the quaaludes
@user-nj9vo2uv6b5 жыл бұрын
@@waynedude7349 chew
@stahinjakrackovic20875 жыл бұрын
Again you guys
@zorionmclarrin70335 жыл бұрын
Jason Murphy: "That ok with you KZbin?" Me: sees the lack of ads. "Apparently not."
@thechosenbeastdoesgames9565 жыл бұрын
Zorion Mclarrin I see an ad
@bobjoe22284 жыл бұрын
TheChosenBeast DoesGames i think theres a required ad after 10 minutes
@____________45104 жыл бұрын
4:13 "if i can distract you with my mouth, i can take more time with my hands." nice
@user-td7cy4eh8f4 жыл бұрын
💀
@Kayden2valid4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@jrozmeira4 жыл бұрын
He also said this from one of the ep in scam nation, and I remember using this on tinder bio lol
@shreya...0074 жыл бұрын
Noice
@udntwnna3 жыл бұрын
giggity
@ernestbaltazar8074 жыл бұрын
How to legally pickpocket: 1: Pickpocket 2: Walk right pass him and drop the thing you stole 3: The guy will say "Hey! You dropped your wallet!" 4: All legal- Actually dont do this-
@WistfuII4 жыл бұрын
"Hey! You dropped your- That looks familiar.."
@poopyvideos34284 жыл бұрын
3 (alternative): The guy will ‘steal’ your item that you stole
@helplessnarwhal37224 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t really work if the person had a unique wallet
@trvpgame77104 жыл бұрын
@@helplessnarwhal3722 Pretty sure the average person can discern their own wallet just by wear & tear, Color, or the brand. Only excuse would be a brand new one, Brain damage, or just plain old pure stupidity.
@blackpredator46373 жыл бұрын
no... where i live Australia it states fir any time... so if u 'give' it back its still theft
@connors5755 жыл бұрын
“If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands” 😏
@AxeAR5 жыл бұрын
_That's what she said_
@wilson.adam.825 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there is a lesson there somewhere
@woahitsnick49655 жыл бұрын
Title of your sextape
@johnsalazar92395 жыл бұрын
@@woahitsnick4965 - Jake Peralta
@Known_as_The_Ghost5 жыл бұрын
Oooo... *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
@zabrid59425 жыл бұрын
Someone says “steal” KZbin “DEMONETIZED”
@benjaminguerrero89555 жыл бұрын
"you can't practice on yourself" "yes you can, you'll go blind"
@Tunkkis5 жыл бұрын
Ah, so that's what he said.
@AxeAR5 жыл бұрын
@@Tunkkis I couldn't hear it either
@captainnwalps66895 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought he said “yeah online”
@AlkaRez2 жыл бұрын
Is it a play on the myth that if you masturbait you'll go blind? Therefore practicing on your self? If so, clever joke. If not, I over estimated the wit and played my self. And now I'm blind.
@shawnfoogle920 Жыл бұрын
why is it i see nothing from this channel ever. but i find it out on a random hour or more long shorts skirmish? Subbed lol
@nightshxdeNAM5 жыл бұрын
I learned so much. I just got three watches from three different strangers. THANKS!!!!!!!!
@superschizoscriptures5 жыл бұрын
the intro is absolutely amazing "is that okay with you youtube"
@iancampion69795 жыл бұрын
At 9:30 when he says it doesn’t require any skill, the magician is probably thinking “am i a joke to you?”
@rhin0_5 жыл бұрын
he meant the person assisting with the trick didn't have to learn anything new they are just distracted doing a simple task
@maybeoptify4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Fisher thats not what he meant you dumbass
@maybeoptify4 жыл бұрын
look at his face lmao
@TheAgentofEnigmas5 жыл бұрын
No lie, I watched the episode twice to see if I could catch when the wallet switch happened. Still couldn't catch it. Going to have to wait for part 2. Which I hope is soon. (Looks intently at Modern Rogue) Lol but in all seriousness. This was a fantastic episode. And learning about pickpocketing and how/why it works is truly fascinating.
@xryptid2 жыл бұрын
Same here! I've tried rewatching several times and have NO CLUE when it happened. Maybe pre-camera?
@feverdream2661 Жыл бұрын
They left out that part for some odd reason. “Im going to show you how someone would pickpocket you by not showing you how someone would pick pocket you”
@AfricanLionBat Жыл бұрын
@@xryptid you're kidding right? I thought it was pretty obvious they didn't show that part.
@Matt-wf7ry Жыл бұрын
They didn't show it.
@skorza212 Жыл бұрын
The cleverest bit is that if they catch you, you can just claim it was part of a trick you were setting up. You can realistically argue that there was no intention to permanently deprive, so there’s no probable act of theft if caught
@Rimuru-ray Жыл бұрын
4:36 iv never heard someone refer to that as self scan. And iv never heard someone refer to it like that at all. And thats very cool that you mentioned it.
@NtGism5 жыл бұрын
I got to admit, growing older you think you outgrow magic but damn isn't it a great feeling being completely taken aback by someone's skill. I think these kind of performers are great
@midnightmonroe25225 жыл бұрын
WHEN THE HELL DID HE TAKE JASONS WALLET
@Saenger-5 жыл бұрын
What I'm tryna find out
@andrewrogers75 жыл бұрын
I believe it was during a different take/cut that they didn’t use possibly. He never gets close enough or obscures his hand to retrieve his Wallet. The only time he is close enough (from what I saw) was when he made contact with his watch during which case his arms never left frame.
@midnightmonroe25225 жыл бұрын
@@takataka2538 obviously not, they never lied so why start now
@takataka25385 жыл бұрын
Watch the end of the second episode. They explain he asked for Jason's wallet to see it it would work before the were filming the episode. He then put the fake back in and Jason didn't think anything of it
@chrismelling5775 жыл бұрын
I looked and put it in slow mo howwww
@apexshinbi6385 жыл бұрын
“ I should put this back, There’s not much to take”😭😭
@Gabitza379 Жыл бұрын
5:34 I love when people are so excited they stutter
@thedragoonafilms2406 Жыл бұрын
You can tell how happy he gets when they praise him for his ability you can tell he loves doing this
@puffcap_5 жыл бұрын
you know he wasnt lying, and jason really doesnt keep cash on him, cause he has a TRIFOLD
@nickkammer68325 жыл бұрын
Knightworm I have one of those wallets that doesn’t fold the money the “long bi fold”
@sed81815 жыл бұрын
Those suck, a dollar bill is three times wider in those which makes it so fat in you pockets. You feel like you are walking around with atlantis in your pocket. The clip style sucks too, if you get change you have to stand there trying to fold and slip the bill into it while holding a receipt, coins and whatever you bought.
@vac30605 жыл бұрын
One step closer to the ultimate Skyrim experience.
@dadillen59025 жыл бұрын
If I have skyrim experience can I get a rim jjob.
@infrabread5 жыл бұрын
"I can do magic." - Brian Brushwood.
@saurabdhir76435 жыл бұрын
one a magician tried that wristwatch thing on me unluckily for him I had a military strap and he tried so hard that the watch flew off the stage, it was pretty embarrassing for him and funny for us haha
@fafflerproductions Жыл бұрын
See, this is how making shorts advertising your channel should be. I found this off of your short. The short was entertaining by itself and didn't feel like it NEEDED a conclusion, or more content. But it made me want to watch the video anyways. Non-intrusive, no "part 1" bs, just content
@tdp26125 жыл бұрын
On this episode of 'Modern Rogue teaches you how exactly to commit a crime'
@995cool5 жыл бұрын
shhh
@LukeDeGraff15 жыл бұрын
That is every episode
@speedreader26605 жыл бұрын
We're all modern rogues, so of course that's what we're learning.
@---cr8nw5 жыл бұрын
Committing crime is the easiest thing in the world. You probably do it every day and don't even realize it.
@chxckxrhxxd4 жыл бұрын
"If I can distract you with my mouth, it gives me more time to work with my hands."
@s.k.99874 жыл бұрын
"If I found you on the other side of me, I would have to use my middle finger because that's my next strongest finger on my hand"
@jackcarnie64885 жыл бұрын
Someone's got to give me a time stamp of when he steals the wallet
@LanIsOriginal5 жыл бұрын
exactly why im in the comments section
@robdallachiesa5 жыл бұрын
I re-watched the whole thing and it doesn't seem like they included it in the edit.
@Tunkkis5 жыл бұрын
@@robdallachiesa That's just how good he is.
@robdallachiesa5 жыл бұрын
I wish that would be awesome but I saw confirmation in later comments that it was in the patreon but not here.
@krishgup12085 жыл бұрын
@@robdallachiesa so what your saying is over rewatched the video three times for no reason
@zenithstudio68193 жыл бұрын
I love watching the gears in Jason's head turn as he checks for his wallet
@HaveANiceDayLol.3 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, im currently serving a sentence
@beezerboy41525 жыл бұрын
Next time: _”How To Get Away With Murder And All The Ways To Hide The Body”_
@dreadedenterprise515 жыл бұрын
Next episode: How to steal a nuclear submarine with Nuclear missles onboard
@raev33105 жыл бұрын
next episode: how to find nuclear missile code
@ammaarliberty17695 жыл бұрын
I always find this typa stuff fascinating Im on many watchlists cus of this channel and i love you two so much😂😂
@kalin61493 жыл бұрын
Best part about watching modern rogue, no youtube ads!
@EALoArt Жыл бұрын
I know this is an odd comment but I just have to say I love your description. It has all the information that I could want, in the order that I'd expect to see it. It's so nice to see, especially looking at the way the descriptions are written today, with no information at all except sometimes picking a random video game to tag it with, even if it has nothing to do with the video.
@10_Bit5 жыл бұрын
This really reminds me of that Apollo Robin's routine
@slushy72924 жыл бұрын
This is literally the KZbin version of Adam and Jamie from mythbusters
@jeremydupas5 жыл бұрын
I saw a video like this when I was 14 or 15. I then started practicing and got somewhat decent at removing my own watch with one hand pretty quickly but never got the guts to try it on someone. I can't imagine the amount of time he must've spent in his art.
@Anidoesstuff3 жыл бұрын
Tried it, lmk what yall think kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX6UY5aBoN6gpdU
@Sp00kq4 жыл бұрын
The ring trick starting near around 5:02 Slow down the play back speed and watch carefully. There's a few frames that you can see the middle finger up, but there's one key frame where it's easy to tell there's 2 fingers
@davidpowell43734 жыл бұрын
Met this dude at a Starwars convention a few years back thanks Brian you earn every like!
@simoneleven3385 жыл бұрын
KZbin was not okay with it xD Where the ad rolls at bruh
@NochSoEinKaddiFan5 жыл бұрын
I feel like in this video we have witnessed the first time of Jason asking permission to... do anything, really. That was an awesome episode though, really enjoyed it!
@frenchyboy48044 жыл бұрын
3:41 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast". -my Dad every two seconds of my childhood
@Joshua-go4vz Жыл бұрын
Also Phil Dunphy
@stefanvasic70694 жыл бұрын
That dude is amazing he got me in the clip, I didn't even notice him taking the watch from him so smooth
@pandoratheclay4 жыл бұрын
D&D rogue-ish archetype irl LockPickingLawyer:thieves tools James Harrison:slight of hand,dexterity and persuasion Modern rogue:expertise
@BreakingYTown5 жыл бұрын
4:12 "if I can distract you with my mouth then I can take more time with my hands" said every guy to his partner
@kalavi-knightlygaming4 жыл бұрын
DnD players, Rouge's and other "shady characters": Intresting
@roharvanderbull78733 жыл бұрын
Rogue
@kalavi-knightlygaming3 жыл бұрын
@@roharvanderbull7873 Thank you for correcting my bad wording
@jaminmitchell36545 жыл бұрын
Next episode: how to buy drugs on the black market
@darthmusturd95264 жыл бұрын
*make
@maybeoptify4 жыл бұрын
Darth Musturd steal*
@縣4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so so much! I am now the top shoplifter / pickpocketer in my town! Thanks so much, im also super rich now, and famous in the stealing league.
@oskrwlsn32804 жыл бұрын
thank you i can now use this trick in london, i am a 13 y/o pickpocket and i ran away from the orphanage my parents left me at. im very good at pickpoketing but never lerned this trick. the trick im most famous for is the barge and run where i start running towards someone pretend to not see them run into them, steal whatever is in their back pockets and run away. also im wanted in irland, northen irland, somewhere in sccotland and wales and im still running from the police as we speak.
@Lb.q25 жыл бұрын
I literally just searched modern rogue, I was watching the tv hijack episode and got this notification
"thank you for not hitting me,even though I almost stole the stuff that are essential for you"
@codemanthe2nd343 Жыл бұрын
"I know, this is" was perfectly delivered.
@woverrinaq88935 жыл бұрын
Man i knew he was going for the watch the whole time during that ring magic trick session, but I was so caught up in the act I didn't even notice when he took it XD
@revolver2655 жыл бұрын
This is awesome, I love the "take your time" bit and running Brian through the "casing the target" bit and the genuine reaction with the wrong wallet... What isn't awesome is that I can't find a lighter fluid with a flash point low enough that I can set my wallet on fire - suggestions, Brandt the Editor?
@bucket14425 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue:How to pickpocket watches. Also Modern Rogue: Privacy.com
@jonnab91035 жыл бұрын
Anyone else who went in the comments to see if someone found the moment he stole Jason's watch?
@Nicolas-lo8db5 жыл бұрын
I think it was cut while editing
@TheRealAlpha25 жыл бұрын
@@Nicolas-lo8db Yeah I rewatched like twice trying to find any moment where he could have taken the wallet and his hands were never near Jason, so it was either before they started filming or in one of the cuts. (Edit: the watch was demonstrated... unless you were distracted by Jason looking for his wallet)
@GodlessVoice5 жыл бұрын
It's in patreon
@Kio_Kurashi5 жыл бұрын
We saw the moment he stole the watch.
@ARatQuiRit5 жыл бұрын
@@Kio_Kurashi Probably meant wallet no ? ^^ At least that's the question I have !
@Michael24_hollow4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the toturial
@payaso27294 жыл бұрын
see the eye movement in 11:11? he's not really trying to make him notice that his wallet was replaced. maybe because that's supposed to be his last trick, that's why when he noticed the other guy really is searching for his wallet he tried to distract him again, but the time he tries to say something distracting the other guys was already laughing.. too bad i wasn't able to watch his real plan on how smooth and cool he make himself after he says that his wallet was replaced
@drinkwater76325 жыл бұрын
"let me borrow your watch i want to see if its real" *runs*
@pirax52604 жыл бұрын
I just found out these are the people from hacking the system... I loved that show when I was younger...
@Roman-le7yf5 жыл бұрын
I would 100% believe Murphy has a duct tape wallet
@shugar82044 жыл бұрын
Smooth and using physical and mental distractions is key for this kinda stuff
@soadrocker1355 жыл бұрын
the camera angles and the acting in this one are key lol
@Long-Horse4 жыл бұрын
Watching these 3 talk to each other is like watching the scientists talk in Half Life.
@jek__4 жыл бұрын
"That ok with you youtube?" KZbin seems to have forgotten the "you" part of its name lately, which is ultimately what made it successful. Open and available use for random members of the public was the single thing that drove youtube's success. (The same reason the open internet won out over private html information networks). Without that, youtube's throne is primed for usurping Similar to the question of whats more important to pickpocketing dexterity or verbosity, whats more important to computer security, ability to program well or ability to communicate to humans well? Probably the latter still, sadly Lol, I love when Brian goes "oh you actually thought he took-" and then is just shocked that he actually did take the wallet, on top of using it as an example
@fredrikforthun6034 жыл бұрын
Robber: Damn, I want to learn how to steal KZbin: Hey, Wanna lurn how to steal a watch?
@jpro112185 Жыл бұрын
You can even add your own tricks. For example, before dropping the ring say shake your hand three times. Not one not two but three. And that shaking allows you a little more wiggle room with error, if you are as fluid, and all seems like part of the trick. So basically they are shaking and moving their own hand, not much. But enough so if they feel a pinch or something move, it's because they themselves are doing it. This is why I've always admired magicians and pickpockets. People with skills on these areas though two different kinds of people. Obviously I don't endorse stealing, but it's the ability that's amazing.
@williamstafford83245 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making this video now I have a proper way and nydia to protect my watches and my stuff from the pit pockets