How Pickpockets Steal Watches

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The Modern Rogue

The Modern Rogue

Күн бұрын

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@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын
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@dtfloyd325
@dtfloyd325 5 жыл бұрын
Did the wallet steal happen on camera? If so, I completely missed it. I think I was surprised as Jason.
@ElricWilliam
@ElricWilliam 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I still havnt gotten my book from your freebie a few weeks ago.
@dtfloyd325
@dtfloyd325 5 жыл бұрын
@@ElricWilliam - I would check your email spam folder, that's where my link ended up
@dropkickedmurphy6463
@dropkickedmurphy6463 5 жыл бұрын
CardSharp to me is kinda poopoo frankly. Well, it's kinda cool, I think it's better if you have an actual pocket knife as a backup.
@ravinsaber
@ravinsaber 5 жыл бұрын
I loled at the "Is that okay KZbin??" In the beginning
@JackBarlowStudios
@JackBarlowStudios 5 жыл бұрын
“You don’t gotta be fast. You just gotta be smooth.” Good advice in _many_ aspects of life.
@paulgarcia2887
@paulgarcia2887 5 жыл бұрын
Smooth criminal
@jmfm-r2q
@jmfm-r2q 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@keystonecomet9949
@keystonecomet9949 5 жыл бұрын
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
@irok1
@irok1 5 жыл бұрын
@@keystonecomet9949 dang it
@stephendeben1590
@stephendeben1590 5 жыл бұрын
Great advice for driving on a race track
@Night-mq8hn
@Night-mq8hn 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to be fast you just got to be smooth." Legendary Dating Advice!
@antonioazulamarillo7579
@antonioazulamarillo7579 4 жыл бұрын
That's not the high ground way!
@khoury6791
@khoury6791 4 жыл бұрын
more like how to steal someone's heart get it? aight imma head out-
@Night-mq8hn
@Night-mq8hn 4 жыл бұрын
@@khoury6791 Nice one father! 🙏🤣
@sharlottafalls
@sharlottafalls 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha good one
@cliffordbenenati7373
@cliffordbenenati7373 4 жыл бұрын
@@khoury6791 plz explain, I is stupid
@kibordplays6109
@kibordplays6109 5 жыл бұрын
Just crouch and check their inventory, its not illegal unless you take something
@rickadus31
@rickadus31 5 жыл бұрын
Immediately thought of Fallout
@SaitosaBard
@SaitosaBard 5 жыл бұрын
@@The_Commentators Oblivion.
@PenelopeForYourThoughts
@PenelopeForYourThoughts 5 жыл бұрын
@@The_Commentators it's literally the same system
@Cionaoith
@Cionaoith 5 жыл бұрын
Local laws may vary. Checking someone's inventory in this way is definitely a crime in Cyrodiil, where the local law enforcement is no joke!
@kibordplays6109
@kibordplays6109 5 жыл бұрын
Rob Kinney STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
@WorldCupWillie
@WorldCupWillie 2 жыл бұрын
My 75y old father had his Rolex stolen off his wrist in Spain. 2 young guys pretending to be drunk came up and were over friendly. They were kinda play fighting. My dad moved away and was concerned with protecting the money and c cards in his pocket . But in the tussle the scumbags stole the watch from the other wrist. This all happened in less than 30 seconds
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
We were in Italy two decades ago. Pickpockets stole my fathers wallet from his back pocket while his hand was on it.
@WorldCupWillie
@WorldCupWillie Жыл бұрын
@@oz_jones yep, pickpocketing is an ancient art.
@JavaoftheLava
@JavaoftheLava Жыл бұрын
They earned it tbh
@Whosyourdaddy21
@Whosyourdaddy21 Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story don’t wear a Rolex in Spain.
@x0xk0sx0x
@x0xk0sx0x Жыл бұрын
@@Whosyourdaddy21 I’m guessing you’re american?
@JoostArchives
@JoostArchives 4 жыл бұрын
Next episode: *crippling people by stealing their wrists*
@ploopybear
@ploopybear 4 жыл бұрын
this is humor
@halp5973
@halp5973 4 жыл бұрын
Learn how to: Pickpocket their respiratory organs
@chitoryu12
@chitoryu12 4 жыл бұрын
@@halp5973 Hey guys, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to pick a s o u l
@monochromatic9601
@monochromatic9601 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Cromarty I’ve always stolen their life the I just sit and watch the light die from their eyes before finally looting them for their soul and organs to make some money in the black market
@halp5973
@halp5973 4 жыл бұрын
@@monochromatic9601 that's a little... specific
@asbestosfish_
@asbestosfish_ 5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: _Today we’re going to show you how to launder money through a shell company!_
@batlas4163
@batlas4163 5 жыл бұрын
Just to make sure it doesn't happen to you!
@dylanshandley1246
@dylanshandley1246 5 жыл бұрын
Asbestos Fish still waiting on that episode xD
@lotuseater92
@lotuseater92 5 жыл бұрын
I thought they did that one already
@underworld323
@underworld323 5 жыл бұрын
0:41
@paulpolito2001
@paulpolito2001 5 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, but they’re actually very responsible in the information they provide in my opinion. I’ve inadvertently put unfiltered info out there, as I’m basically a living anarchist’s cookbook. There’s a lot to be said for learning techniques and skills you’re probably never going to use, and even basic foundational stuff like this can save your life/living. Y’all have a great day. Loved the video.
@RavenDravenek
@RavenDravenek 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I cried when Jason said “this is not my wallet”
@antmof94
@antmof94 5 жыл бұрын
He'd make Patrick proud
@karlmarx9877
@karlmarx9877 5 жыл бұрын
I would like to like the comment but I don't wanna be the 666th like
@RavenDravenek
@RavenDravenek 5 жыл бұрын
Karl Marx well it’s gotten two more, so it’s fine now
@127.
@127. 5 жыл бұрын
@@RavenDravenek I am 888th though
@PatRiot-
@PatRiot- 5 жыл бұрын
This is you, Patrick Star? “Yes” And this is your wallet? “Yes” So here you go- “That’s not my wallet”
@skillfuldeath7880
@skillfuldeath7880 5 жыл бұрын
50mins ago: luckily I don't have a watch Now:nevermind now I do
@carlo4393
@carlo4393 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh so you bought a watch just so anyone can steal it.
@soomiko
@soomiko 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlo4393 or....
@DeKooleKids
@DeKooleKids 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlo4393 no the joke is that he stole one
@viktormichealangelo3600
@viktormichealangelo3600 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeKooleKids No I think all the talk about watches convinced him to buy one. In fact this interpretation is the correct one. You are wrong sir.
@JoeMama-fq5el
@JoeMama-fq5el 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlo4393 w o o o o s h
@sira9111
@sira9111 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZbin recommendation: Yo! WaNna LeaRN HoW tO SteAl?
@ItachiUchiha-rw4ht
@ItachiUchiha-rw4ht 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@joshuasmith8767
@joshuasmith8767 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@thewatchmansson6472
@thewatchmansson6472 4 жыл бұрын
Hehehahahlololololol, oooh it's been a long day
@WheeledHamster
@WheeledHamster 4 жыл бұрын
Original joke you got there! It's used more than your mom!
@sira9111
@sira9111 4 жыл бұрын
@@WheeledHamster thanks! I think you're just jealous because the unoriginal comment gets so much likes. You have a good one!
@yvngdxg3677
@yvngdxg3677 5 жыл бұрын
"is that okay KZbin?". KZbin: "I must consult with the elder God's"
@Yordi.i.i
@Yordi.i.i 5 жыл бұрын
Yvng Dxg this comment it TOO good to only have 3 likes😂😂
@groover447
@groover447 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao raider be like
@johndalton8839
@johndalton8839 5 жыл бұрын
@@groover447 you mean raiden
@espncorey6802
@espncorey6802 4 жыл бұрын
The algorithm is a fucking elder scroll
@InfernalBanana
@InfernalBanana 4 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that KZbin is more Shinnok than Raiden though?
@leshaggers6273
@leshaggers6273 5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: *How to smoothly murder a person without a trace* and *tutorial on how to properly hide bodies*
@Owlbe
@Owlbe 5 жыл бұрын
well , play hitman u will learn !
@elizaldemission7634
@elizaldemission7634 5 жыл бұрын
dig deeper than six feet then bury the body then 1-2feet below the ground put a dead dog then cover with soil. done.
@kbyebleha2978
@kbyebleha2978 5 жыл бұрын
just to make sure it doesnt happen to you!
@davidbeppler3032
@davidbeppler3032 5 жыл бұрын
@@elizaldemission7634 Using that advice will land you in prison. ;)
@jeremydupas
@jeremydupas 5 жыл бұрын
@@elizaldemission7634 ... thanks
@cjthaboss
@cjthaboss 5 жыл бұрын
next up: _planting fake evidence in peoples homes/pockets_
@scottyweimuller6152
@scottyweimuller6152 5 жыл бұрын
@Tomás brooooooooooooo
@ignatz14
@ignatz14 5 жыл бұрын
Sprinkle some crack on him.
@TangerineJuice.
@TangerineJuice. 5 жыл бұрын
oooo nice
@estebankid10
@estebankid10 5 жыл бұрын
*Police man immediately clicks*
@mikekazz5353
@mikekazz5353 5 жыл бұрын
How'd you know?
@jaromchristensen5866
@jaromchristensen5866 5 жыл бұрын
I swear the longer those two hang out the more they end up acting like 5-year-olds with an endless supply of tools and dangerous objects. yet they never cease to capture my interest and make me laugh. Much love and respect to the modern rogue!
@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@ky1ebetts
@ky1ebetts 4 жыл бұрын
Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.
@mr.awesomeguybro7469
@mr.awesomeguybro7469 4 жыл бұрын
This is a tip for making movie fight scene
@northgalaxy4228
@northgalaxy4228 4 жыл бұрын
So slow=fast?
@controllex_
@controllex_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@northgalaxy4228 normal speed??????
@_username
@_username 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3u4aISpiK-pZ7M
@brandonlarge649
@brandonlarge649 4 жыл бұрын
We use this term in the Marine Corps aswell
@Salu_TV
@Salu_TV 5 жыл бұрын
This guy put all his skill points in sneaking and pickpocketing
@user-ge5oe9oo2k
@user-ge5oe9oo2k 5 жыл бұрын
probably sneak 0 pickpocket 100, guy seems a bit...out of shape
@bintangramadhiansyah1201
@bintangramadhiansyah1201 5 жыл бұрын
Speech 100
@hoang7850
@hoang7850 5 жыл бұрын
Noel speech 100 pickpocket 100
@jameswolf5513
@jameswolf5513 5 жыл бұрын
Tier Zoo reference ?
@mikeganto1840
@mikeganto1840 5 жыл бұрын
@@jameswolf5513 no, skyrim.
@Cionaoith
@Cionaoith 5 жыл бұрын
The best way to do this is to begin by introducing yourself. Say something like, "I am a legitimate bartender." Then, get their attention by saying something like, "I can do magic." Finally, utilize the art of distraction. A flashbang created from disposable lighter parts, followed by yelling "Go away, bad guys!" Never fails.
@xeddtech
@xeddtech 5 жыл бұрын
I heard this as a low undertoned cartman from south park
@alexramstetter
@alexramstetter 2 жыл бұрын
@@xeddtech so, Ben Shapiro voice?
@lukeknight7444
@lukeknight7444 5 жыл бұрын
Brian: "You can't practice on yourself", James: "You actually can!" Jason:"You'll go blind" LMAOOOOOOOO
@liviudan3258
@liviudan3258 5 жыл бұрын
Luke Knight pls help I don’t get that...
@lukeknight7444
@lukeknight7444 5 жыл бұрын
Liviu Dan you’ll understand when you’re older kiddo...
@wilson.adam.82
@wilson.adam.82 5 жыл бұрын
Reason #527 why Jason is better than Brian!
@kennyeven8555
@kennyeven8555 5 жыл бұрын
@@liviudan3258 its the cliche argument against maturation.. "dont play with yourself, you'll go blind"
@hallobre
@hallobre 5 жыл бұрын
Kenny Even or hair will grow on your palm, Or you’ll get pimples on your face
@KingTen91
@KingTen91 5 жыл бұрын
"If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands.." I like the way this guy thinks
@crystalcara02
@crystalcara02 5 жыл бұрын
KingTen91 🤣😂🤣
@reubenshiflet
@reubenshiflet 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingTen91 he deleted his comment so you should delete yours
@jeffwilliams4753
@jeffwilliams4753 3 жыл бұрын
So does his girlfriend
@ivanstayner8818
@ivanstayner8818 4 жыл бұрын
Never shake this mans hand. You might lose your ring, watch, phone, wallet, bank account info, house, wife and kids, all in one motion.
@grindeyyyyy
@grindeyyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
I lost my virginity
@jatomeer9605
@jatomeer9605 3 жыл бұрын
@@grindeyyyyy the special handshake!
@curseofremains1905
@curseofremains1905 Жыл бұрын
Not the wife and kids too XD
@jackt.3331
@jackt.3331 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that came to the comments to find a time stamp for when he took the wallet?
@davidbeppler3032
@davidbeppler3032 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, but their will not be one, as he did it off camera.
@elijahoettel1325
@elijahoettel1325 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I did the same thingggggg
@roflekak1272
@roflekak1272 5 жыл бұрын
same XD
@zul
@zul 5 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@jackt.3331
@jackt.3331 5 жыл бұрын
Good news guys. There is a part 2 where they show and explain it 😎
@plzitzjustmahcheezits909
@plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 жыл бұрын
“I bought seventeen watches in the last three weeks” As a watch collector, I felt that
@JustinSerda
@JustinSerda 5 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain...as I look at these Damasko and Sinn watches...
@plzitzjustmahcheezits909
@plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 жыл бұрын
@@JustinSerda They're so so cheap and look so tempting...
@erenplayz6510
@erenplayz6510 5 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@sylvie_on
@sylvie_on 5 жыл бұрын
Plz Itz Just Mah Cheezits how many do you have? _Just interested ahahahahahahahaha nothing suspicious here!_
@52joker64
@52joker64 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it dude. Those Casios are so cheap I'll just buy one more. Or two. Or three.
@itsenzo3000
@itsenzo3000 5 жыл бұрын
Next episode : how to not pay taxes for 10 years without the government's notice
@Zayats_MW
@Zayats_MW 5 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that
@BobBob-jg5xe
@BobBob-jg5xe 5 жыл бұрын
File an LLC
@dominicjose3660
@dominicjose3660 5 жыл бұрын
With special guest, Jimmy Carr!
@itsenzo3000
@itsenzo3000 5 жыл бұрын
@@dominicjose3660 omg hahahahaha!
@CyranofromBergerac
@CyranofromBergerac 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta distract them with the ring trick for 10 years straight.
@notomar1555
@notomar1555 5 жыл бұрын
"If I can distract you with my mouth, i can do more things with my hands" his woman must be really happy lol
@Spud-tq6oy
@Spud-tq6oy 5 жыл бұрын
NOT Omar 😂
@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492
@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 5 жыл бұрын
Until he steals her pink pearl...
@Shacharath
@Shacharath 5 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't see that comment
@squittnt5809
@squittnt5809 4 жыл бұрын
"he's stolen my virginity"
@mackhomie6
@mackhomie6 4 жыл бұрын
His woman?
@bardockssj708
@bardockssj708 4 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end he distracts him by giving the wallet back to distract him from the fact that he put his watch in the back pocket
@buildtime78years9
@buildtime78years9 4 жыл бұрын
even at the end of the video he still ain't wearing it
@homelessrob607
@homelessrob607 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely got me 😂😂
@Kenlac92
@Kenlac92 Жыл бұрын
they never show him putting the watch in his pocket, youre assuming based of what you do see. he passes the wallet to his left hand to turn it and more easily put it in his pocket with his right. the watch is likely still hanging off his fingers of his left.
@user-bt6nj5zi7q
@user-bt6nj5zi7q 4 жыл бұрын
Note to self: When a magician approaches you and you have a watch on, just say that it's fragile
@shawndeen8187
@shawndeen8187 3 жыл бұрын
Get a cheap one and Watch them break it Ultimate hysteria
@zahktuthalxalyrion6364
@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's more or less if you're going to travel somewhere where you know it's a risk your watch will be taken, wear a $20 casio instead.
@Route765
@Route765 3 жыл бұрын
@@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 an F91 should do the job
@Anidoesstuff
@Anidoesstuff 3 жыл бұрын
Tried it, lmk what yall think kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX6UY5aBoN6gpdU
@starbournehero771
@starbournehero771 Жыл бұрын
Velcro watch
@olive7831
@olive7831 5 жыл бұрын
Epic magic trick: Do the full routine but don’t tell them you took their ring, their watch, their keys and their wallet.
@AnantMall
@AnantMall 5 жыл бұрын
You've done too many free gigs :p
@JackSilver1410
@JackSilver1410 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nerdycopia Very good, you get a gold star for the day.
@thomassummers249
@thomassummers249 5 жыл бұрын
Simon opdebeeck do you understand the concept of humour?
@southpark1you0
@southpark1you0 5 жыл бұрын
and their wife and their car and their job
@REI2001x
@REI2001x 5 жыл бұрын
Simon opdebeeck get a load of this guy
@AlexGorzen
@AlexGorzen 5 жыл бұрын
Nice disclaimer! Thankfully 100% of the people who watch this would never steal anything!
@hoovdaddy0505
@hoovdaddy0505 5 жыл бұрын
Well, the people who would already know how. They have real world teachers.
@the1exnay
@the1exnay 5 жыл бұрын
They're just trying to get around KZbin being a killjoy. This channel is all about learning how to do things whether it's a good idea or not to do them (see their video on pruno) Obviously someone somewhere will take this video and use it to try to steal something, and i hope they're caught, but i don't think we should let those people prevent us from learning and enjoying
@vict4451
@vict4451 5 жыл бұрын
Never steal anything....anymore.
@daytonm6809
@daytonm6809 5 жыл бұрын
Except your girl
@blachbalahxjwy
@blachbalahxjwy 5 жыл бұрын
@@daytonm6809 madlad
@dracolizard4636
@dracolizard4636 4 жыл бұрын
11:43 that little “yeah man, that’s my job” got me
@mr.steevieboii5343
@mr.steevieboii5343 5 жыл бұрын
Society: we need to teach kids to avoid a life of crime. KZbin: How to become a crime lord
@bushbeatinbeaver2032
@bushbeatinbeaver2032 5 жыл бұрын
"you actually thought he'd taken the...oh...OH...." A professional magician speechless.
@sh0ck3r48
@sh0ck3r48 5 жыл бұрын
was the part he took it actually in the video? i watched back twice and didnt see it
@apexshinbi638
@apexshinbi638 5 жыл бұрын
“Is that okay KZbin?” KZbin: “Uhhh, lemme check”
@apexshinbi638
@apexshinbi638 5 жыл бұрын
@@waynedude7349 yeeep
@lemikadriaj9925
@lemikadriaj9925 5 жыл бұрын
@@apexshinbi638 I DONT WANT TO DO THIS...
@davidtoth8975
@davidtoth8975 5 жыл бұрын
We gotta dump the quaaludes
@user-nj9vo2uv6b
@user-nj9vo2uv6b 5 жыл бұрын
@@waynedude7349 chew
@stahinjakrackovic2087
@stahinjakrackovic2087 5 жыл бұрын
Again you guys
@zorionmclarrin7033
@zorionmclarrin7033 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Murphy: "That ok with you KZbin?" Me: sees the lack of ads. "Apparently not."
@thechosenbeastdoesgames956
@thechosenbeastdoesgames956 5 жыл бұрын
Zorion Mclarrin I see an ad
@bobjoe2228
@bobjoe2228 4 жыл бұрын
TheChosenBeast DoesGames i think theres a required ad after 10 minutes
@____________4510
@____________4510 4 жыл бұрын
4:13 "if i can distract you with my mouth, i can take more time with my hands." nice
@user-td7cy4eh8f
@user-td7cy4eh8f 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@Kayden2valid
@Kayden2valid 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@jrozmeira
@jrozmeira 4 жыл бұрын
He also said this from one of the ep in scam nation, and I remember using this on tinder bio lol
@shreya...007
@shreya...007 4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@udntwnna
@udntwnna 3 жыл бұрын
giggity
@ernestbaltazar807
@ernestbaltazar807 4 жыл бұрын
How to legally pickpocket: 1: Pickpocket 2: Walk right pass him and drop the thing you stole 3: The guy will say "Hey! You dropped your wallet!" 4: All legal- Actually dont do this-
@WistfuII
@WistfuII 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey! You dropped your- That looks familiar.."
@poopyvideos3428
@poopyvideos3428 4 жыл бұрын
3 (alternative): The guy will ‘steal’ your item that you stole
@helplessnarwhal3722
@helplessnarwhal3722 4 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t really work if the person had a unique wallet
@trvpgame7710
@trvpgame7710 4 жыл бұрын
@@helplessnarwhal3722 Pretty sure the average person can discern their own wallet just by wear & tear, Color, or the brand. Only excuse would be a brand new one, Brain damage, or just plain old pure stupidity.
@blackpredator4637
@blackpredator4637 3 жыл бұрын
no... where i live Australia it states fir any time... so if u 'give' it back its still theft
@connors575
@connors575 5 жыл бұрын
“If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands” 😏
@AxeAR
@AxeAR 5 жыл бұрын
_That's what she said_
@wilson.adam.82
@wilson.adam.82 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there is a lesson there somewhere
@woahitsnick4965
@woahitsnick4965 5 жыл бұрын
Title of your sextape
@johnsalazar9239
@johnsalazar9239 5 жыл бұрын
@@woahitsnick4965 - Jake Peralta
@Known_as_The_Ghost
@Known_as_The_Ghost 5 жыл бұрын
Oooo... *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
@zabrid5942
@zabrid5942 5 жыл бұрын
Someone says “steal” KZbin “DEMONETIZED”
@benjaminguerrero8955
@benjaminguerrero8955 5 жыл бұрын
"you can't practice on yourself" "yes you can, you'll go blind"
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, so that's what he said.
@AxeAR
@AxeAR 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tunkkis I couldn't hear it either
@captainnwalps6689
@captainnwalps6689 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought he said “yeah online”
@AlkaRez
@AlkaRez 2 жыл бұрын
Is it a play on the myth that if you masturbait you'll go blind? Therefore practicing on your self? If so, clever joke. If not, I over estimated the wit and played my self. And now I'm blind.
@shawnfoogle920
@shawnfoogle920 Жыл бұрын
why is it i see nothing from this channel ever. but i find it out on a random hour or more long shorts skirmish? Subbed lol
@nightshxdeNAM
@nightshxdeNAM 5 жыл бұрын
I learned so much. I just got three watches from three different strangers. THANKS!!!!!!!!
@superschizoscriptures
@superschizoscriptures 5 жыл бұрын
the intro is absolutely amazing "is that okay with you youtube"
@iancampion6979
@iancampion6979 5 жыл бұрын
At 9:30 when he says it doesn’t require any skill, the magician is probably thinking “am i a joke to you?”
@rhin0_
@rhin0_ 5 жыл бұрын
he meant the person assisting with the trick didn't have to learn anything new they are just distracted doing a simple task
@maybeoptify
@maybeoptify 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Fisher thats not what he meant you dumbass
@maybeoptify
@maybeoptify 4 жыл бұрын
look at his face lmao
@TheAgentofEnigmas
@TheAgentofEnigmas 5 жыл бұрын
No lie, I watched the episode twice to see if I could catch when the wallet switch happened. Still couldn't catch it. Going to have to wait for part 2. Which I hope is soon. (Looks intently at Modern Rogue) Lol but in all seriousness. This was a fantastic episode. And learning about pickpocketing and how/why it works is truly fascinating.
@xryptid
@xryptid 2 жыл бұрын
Same here! I've tried rewatching several times and have NO CLUE when it happened. Maybe pre-camera?
@feverdream2661
@feverdream2661 Жыл бұрын
They left out that part for some odd reason. “Im going to show you how someone would pickpocket you by not showing you how someone would pick pocket you”
@AfricanLionBat
@AfricanLionBat Жыл бұрын
​@@xryptid you're kidding right? I thought it was pretty obvious they didn't show that part.
@Matt-wf7ry
@Matt-wf7ry Жыл бұрын
They didn't show it.
@skorza212
@skorza212 Жыл бұрын
The cleverest bit is that if they catch you, you can just claim it was part of a trick you were setting up. You can realistically argue that there was no intention to permanently deprive, so there’s no probable act of theft if caught
@Rimuru-ray
@Rimuru-ray Жыл бұрын
4:36 iv never heard someone refer to that as self scan. And iv never heard someone refer to it like that at all. And thats very cool that you mentioned it.
@NtGism
@NtGism 5 жыл бұрын
I got to admit, growing older you think you outgrow magic but damn isn't it a great feeling being completely taken aback by someone's skill. I think these kind of performers are great
@midnightmonroe2522
@midnightmonroe2522 5 жыл бұрын
WHEN THE HELL DID HE TAKE JASONS WALLET
@Saenger-
@Saenger- 5 жыл бұрын
What I'm tryna find out
@andrewrogers7
@andrewrogers7 5 жыл бұрын
I believe it was during a different take/cut that they didn’t use possibly. He never gets close enough or obscures his hand to retrieve his Wallet. The only time he is close enough (from what I saw) was when he made contact with his watch during which case his arms never left frame.
@midnightmonroe2522
@midnightmonroe2522 5 жыл бұрын
@@takataka2538 obviously not, they never lied so why start now
@takataka2538
@takataka2538 5 жыл бұрын
Watch the end of the second episode. They explain he asked for Jason's wallet to see it it would work before the were filming the episode. He then put the fake back in and Jason didn't think anything of it
@chrismelling577
@chrismelling577 5 жыл бұрын
I looked and put it in slow mo howwww
@apexshinbi638
@apexshinbi638 5 жыл бұрын
“ I should put this back, There’s not much to take”😭😭
@Gabitza379
@Gabitza379 Жыл бұрын
5:34 I love when people are so excited they stutter
@thedragoonafilms2406
@thedragoonafilms2406 Жыл бұрын
You can tell how happy he gets when they praise him for his ability you can tell he loves doing this
@puffcap_
@puffcap_ 5 жыл бұрын
you know he wasnt lying, and jason really doesnt keep cash on him, cause he has a TRIFOLD
@nickkammer6832
@nickkammer6832 5 жыл бұрын
Knightworm I have one of those wallets that doesn’t fold the money the “long bi fold”
@sed8181
@sed8181 5 жыл бұрын
Those suck, a dollar bill is three times wider in those which makes it so fat in you pockets. You feel like you are walking around with atlantis in your pocket. The clip style sucks too, if you get change you have to stand there trying to fold and slip the bill into it while holding a receipt, coins and whatever you bought.
@vac3060
@vac3060 5 жыл бұрын
One step closer to the ultimate Skyrim experience.
@dadillen5902
@dadillen5902 5 жыл бұрын
If I have skyrim experience can I get a rim jjob.
@infrabread
@infrabread 5 жыл бұрын
"I can do magic." - Brian Brushwood.
@saurabdhir7643
@saurabdhir7643 5 жыл бұрын
one a magician tried that wristwatch thing on me unluckily for him I had a military strap and he tried so hard that the watch flew off the stage, it was pretty embarrassing for him and funny for us haha
@fafflerproductions
@fafflerproductions Жыл бұрын
See, this is how making shorts advertising your channel should be. I found this off of your short. The short was entertaining by itself and didn't feel like it NEEDED a conclusion, or more content. But it made me want to watch the video anyways. Non-intrusive, no "part 1" bs, just content
@tdp2612
@tdp2612 5 жыл бұрын
On this episode of 'Modern Rogue teaches you how exactly to commit a crime'
@995cool
@995cool 5 жыл бұрын
shhh
@LukeDeGraff1
@LukeDeGraff1 5 жыл бұрын
That is every episode
@speedreader2660
@speedreader2660 5 жыл бұрын
We're all modern rogues, so of course that's what we're learning.
@---cr8nw
@---cr8nw 5 жыл бұрын
Committing crime is the easiest thing in the world. You probably do it every day and don't even realize it.
@chxckxrhxxd
@chxckxrhxxd 4 жыл бұрын
"If I can distract you with my mouth, it gives me more time to work with my hands."
@s.k.9987
@s.k.9987 4 жыл бұрын
"If I found you on the other side of me, I would have to use my middle finger because that's my next strongest finger on my hand"
@jackcarnie6488
@jackcarnie6488 5 жыл бұрын
Someone's got to give me a time stamp of when he steals the wallet
@LanIsOriginal
@LanIsOriginal 5 жыл бұрын
exactly why im in the comments section
@robdallachiesa
@robdallachiesa 5 жыл бұрын
I re-watched the whole thing and it doesn't seem like they included it in the edit.
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis 5 жыл бұрын
@@robdallachiesa That's just how good he is.
@robdallachiesa
@robdallachiesa 5 жыл бұрын
I wish that would be awesome but I saw confirmation in later comments that it was in the patreon but not here.
@krishgup1208
@krishgup1208 5 жыл бұрын
@@robdallachiesa so what your saying is over rewatched the video three times for no reason
@zenithstudio6819
@zenithstudio6819 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching the gears in Jason's head turn as he checks for his wallet
@HaveANiceDayLol.
@HaveANiceDayLol. 3 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, im currently serving a sentence
@beezerboy4152
@beezerboy4152 5 жыл бұрын
Next time: _”How To Get Away With Murder And All The Ways To Hide The Body”_
@dreadedenterprise51
@dreadedenterprise51 5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: How to steal a nuclear submarine with Nuclear missles onboard
@raev3310
@raev3310 5 жыл бұрын
next episode: how to find nuclear missile code
@ammaarliberty1769
@ammaarliberty1769 5 жыл бұрын
I always find this typa stuff fascinating Im on many watchlists cus of this channel and i love you two so much😂😂
@kalin6149
@kalin6149 3 жыл бұрын
Best part about watching modern rogue, no youtube ads!
@EALoArt
@EALoArt Жыл бұрын
I know this is an odd comment but I just have to say I love your description. It has all the information that I could want, in the order that I'd expect to see it. It's so nice to see, especially looking at the way the descriptions are written today, with no information at all except sometimes picking a random video game to tag it with, even if it has nothing to do with the video.
@10_Bit
@10_Bit 5 жыл бұрын
This really reminds me of that Apollo Robin's routine
@slushy7292
@slushy7292 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally the KZbin version of Adam and Jamie from mythbusters
@jeremydupas
@jeremydupas 5 жыл бұрын
I saw a video like this when I was 14 or 15. I then started practicing and got somewhat decent at removing my own watch with one hand pretty quickly but never got the guts to try it on someone. I can't imagine the amount of time he must've spent in his art.
@Anidoesstuff
@Anidoesstuff 3 жыл бұрын
Tried it, lmk what yall think kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX6UY5aBoN6gpdU
@Sp00kq
@Sp00kq 4 жыл бұрын
The ring trick starting near around 5:02 Slow down the play back speed and watch carefully. There's a few frames that you can see the middle finger up, but there's one key frame where it's easy to tell there's 2 fingers
@davidpowell4373
@davidpowell4373 4 жыл бұрын
Met this dude at a Starwars convention a few years back thanks Brian you earn every like!
@simoneleven338
@simoneleven338 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin was not okay with it xD Where the ad rolls at bruh
@NochSoEinKaddiFan
@NochSoEinKaddiFan 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like in this video we have witnessed the first time of Jason asking permission to... do anything, really. That was an awesome episode though, really enjoyed it!
@frenchyboy4804
@frenchyboy4804 4 жыл бұрын
3:41 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast". -my Dad every two seconds of my childhood
@Joshua-go4vz
@Joshua-go4vz Жыл бұрын
Also Phil Dunphy
@stefanvasic7069
@stefanvasic7069 4 жыл бұрын
That dude is amazing he got me in the clip, I didn't even notice him taking the watch from him so smooth
@pandoratheclay
@pandoratheclay 4 жыл бұрын
D&D rogue-ish archetype irl LockPickingLawyer:thieves tools James Harrison:slight of hand,dexterity and persuasion Modern rogue:expertise
@BreakingYTown
@BreakingYTown 5 жыл бұрын
4:12 "if I can distract you with my mouth then I can take more time with my hands" said every guy to his partner
@kalavi-knightlygaming
@kalavi-knightlygaming 4 жыл бұрын
DnD players, Rouge's and other "shady characters": Intresting
@roharvanderbull7873
@roharvanderbull7873 3 жыл бұрын
Rogue
@kalavi-knightlygaming
@kalavi-knightlygaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@roharvanderbull7873 Thank you for correcting my bad wording
@jaminmitchell3654
@jaminmitchell3654 5 жыл бұрын
Next episode: how to buy drugs on the black market
@darthmusturd9526
@darthmusturd9526 4 жыл бұрын
*make
@maybeoptify
@maybeoptify 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Musturd steal*
@縣
@縣 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so so much! I am now the top shoplifter / pickpocketer in my town! Thanks so much, im also super rich now, and famous in the stealing league.
@oskrwlsn3280
@oskrwlsn3280 4 жыл бұрын
thank you i can now use this trick in london, i am a 13 y/o pickpocket and i ran away from the orphanage my parents left me at. im very good at pickpoketing but never lerned this trick. the trick im most famous for is the barge and run where i start running towards someone pretend to not see them run into them, steal whatever is in their back pockets and run away. also im wanted in irland, northen irland, somewhere in sccotland and wales and im still running from the police as we speak.
@Lb.q2
@Lb.q2 5 жыл бұрын
I literally just searched modern rogue, I was watching the tv hijack episode and got this notification
@Kio_Kurashi
@Kio_Kurashi 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the clan.
@coolbro_2963
@coolbro_2963 5 жыл бұрын
Title: "How Pickpockets Steal Watches" Video: 13 minutes long. Me: Oh god.
@khajiit5556
@khajiit5556 5 жыл бұрын
why
@onerat
@onerat 5 жыл бұрын
@@khajiit5556 because it is easy as fuck.
@shamonokayler9059
@shamonokayler9059 4 жыл бұрын
"thank you for not hitting me,even though I almost stole the stuff that are essential for you"
@codemanthe2nd343
@codemanthe2nd343 Жыл бұрын
"I know, this is" was perfectly delivered.
@woverrinaq8893
@woverrinaq8893 5 жыл бұрын
Man i knew he was going for the watch the whole time during that ring magic trick session, but I was so caught up in the act I didn't even notice when he took it XD
@revolver265
@revolver265 5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome, I love the "take your time" bit and running Brian through the "casing the target" bit and the genuine reaction with the wrong wallet... What isn't awesome is that I can't find a lighter fluid with a flash point low enough that I can set my wallet on fire - suggestions, Brandt the Editor?
@bucket1442
@bucket1442 5 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue:How to pickpocket watches. Also Modern Rogue: Privacy.com
@jonnab9103
@jonnab9103 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else who went in the comments to see if someone found the moment he stole Jason's watch?
@Nicolas-lo8db
@Nicolas-lo8db 5 жыл бұрын
I think it was cut while editing
@TheRealAlpha2
@TheRealAlpha2 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nicolas-lo8db Yeah I rewatched like twice trying to find any moment where he could have taken the wallet and his hands were never near Jason, so it was either before they started filming or in one of the cuts. (Edit: the watch was demonstrated... unless you were distracted by Jason looking for his wallet)
@GodlessVoice
@GodlessVoice 5 жыл бұрын
It's in patreon
@Kio_Kurashi
@Kio_Kurashi 5 жыл бұрын
We saw the moment he stole the watch.
@ARatQuiRit
@ARatQuiRit 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kio_Kurashi Probably meant wallet no ? ^^ At least that's the question I have !
@Michael24_hollow
@Michael24_hollow 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the toturial
@payaso2729
@payaso2729 4 жыл бұрын
see the eye movement in 11:11? he's not really trying to make him notice that his wallet was replaced. maybe because that's supposed to be his last trick, that's why when he noticed the other guy really is searching for his wallet he tried to distract him again, but the time he tries to say something distracting the other guys was already laughing.. too bad i wasn't able to watch his real plan on how smooth and cool he make himself after he says that his wallet was replaced
@drinkwater7632
@drinkwater7632 5 жыл бұрын
"let me borrow your watch i want to see if its real" *runs*
@pirax5260
@pirax5260 4 жыл бұрын
I just found out these are the people from hacking the system... I loved that show when I was younger...
@Roman-le7yf
@Roman-le7yf 5 жыл бұрын
I would 100% believe Murphy has a duct tape wallet
@shugar8204
@shugar8204 4 жыл бұрын
Smooth and using physical and mental distractions is key for this kinda stuff
@soadrocker135
@soadrocker135 5 жыл бұрын
the camera angles and the acting in this one are key lol
@Long-Horse
@Long-Horse 4 жыл бұрын
Watching these 3 talk to each other is like watching the scientists talk in Half Life.
@jek__
@jek__ 4 жыл бұрын
"That ok with you youtube?" KZbin seems to have forgotten the "you" part of its name lately, which is ultimately what made it successful. Open and available use for random members of the public was the single thing that drove youtube's success. (The same reason the open internet won out over private html information networks). Without that, youtube's throne is primed for usurping Similar to the question of whats more important to pickpocketing dexterity or verbosity, whats more important to computer security, ability to program well or ability to communicate to humans well? Probably the latter still, sadly Lol, I love when Brian goes "oh you actually thought he took-" and then is just shocked that he actually did take the wallet, on top of using it as an example
@fredrikforthun603
@fredrikforthun603 4 жыл бұрын
Robber: Damn, I want to learn how to steal KZbin: Hey, Wanna lurn how to steal a watch?
@jpro112185
@jpro112185 Жыл бұрын
You can even add your own tricks. For example, before dropping the ring say shake your hand three times. Not one not two but three. And that shaking allows you a little more wiggle room with error, if you are as fluid, and all seems like part of the trick. So basically they are shaking and moving their own hand, not much. But enough so if they feel a pinch or something move, it's because they themselves are doing it. This is why I've always admired magicians and pickpockets. People with skills on these areas though two different kinds of people. Obviously I don't endorse stealing, but it's the ability that's amazing.
@williamstafford8324
@williamstafford8324 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making this video now I have a proper way and nydia to protect my watches and my stuff from the pit pockets
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