How Sheldon Makes Splatoon Weapons

[@Alphastar716]

What, in your opinion, are some of Sheldon's best-designed weapons? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉

[@M1CRO_W]

Literally none of them Exept the clash blaster

[@CherrEblue]

@@M1CRO_W big sad *loads gun*

[@M1CRO_W]

@@CherrEblue wait no-

[@AguaMan275]

The Dialogue Blaster

[@spog2523]

honestly, the range blasters. they have cool flames around them. especially the grim range blaster, the green flames are epic

[@Myaniac]

Everyone: skips through Sheldon's dialogue Sheldon: And I took that personally...

[@Myaniac]

@The Trio Of Animatronics Lol, that's WAY to accurate. That happened with me with several weapons.

[@Myaniac]

@FNF Sucks Ah, someone who is cultured I see.👀

[@Myaniac]

@FNF Sucks Np. ^^

[@Myaniac]

@The Trio Of Animatronics R.I.P. Hope it turns on soon.

[@Myaniac]

@The Trio Of Animatronics Nice! Glad your mom helped.

[@unknown_persons]

Sheldon, the real Villian of Splatoon. Creating rage-enducing weapons that put octolings and inklings against each other to create a rift in society. With that rift comes a spot in the hierarchy for someone to mend it, and reunite everyone again. Sheldons master plan

[@paperaleks4896]

I mean, even if he didn’t make stuff like the Clash or whatever, he IS the guy to blame for the bullshit that is MPU Bamboozler

[@Areyas]

Geez man it’s a game about kids playing paintball but with ink

[@radioactivefoxyidiot]

Well gun store

[@littleguystar]

Headcannon: Agent 3 sits through Sheldon's rants from respect (You can't skip in good old Splatoon 1) According to cannon, Agent 8 actually will bother listening and pay a lot of attention Agent 4 is considered a rather average inkling, so like everybody else they skip everything and Sheldon now has hatred for everything

[@Alphastar716]

Moral of the story: listen to the crab before he goes mad in the lab.

[@Da_FB]

@@Alphastar716 yes

[@truelucario8807]

Man I love this headcannon it makes so much sense

[@popsicIes]

@@slavishentity6705 You'd think he'd recognize 4 even *with* the Agent 4 replica gear

[@Salaaaad]

Sheldon: “Geneva convention? Move like Geneva suggestion!”

[@tylernauman1203]

Haha

[@fatyoshi1456]

Mustard? How about mustard gas???

[@Superflash154]

Sheldon: I make good durable weapons that take *no skill at all* Me: great! I will take the clash blaster Sheldon: *that will be 100k coins*

[@thatchillasian8924]

“Now tell me, how did you make the dualies?” “Well if one gun is good at killing people than two guns will be twice as good. But I wanted the dualies to be more unique and not just a shooter but doubled. So I made it so whenever you hold down the trigger you’re injected with performance enhancing drugs that allow you to do dodge rolls with ease.” “But isn’t that illegal?” “It’s only illegal if somebody knows about it. *pulls out dualies*” “Oh fu-“

[@RDOni-io4dt]

PURE GOLD LMAO

[@superlimeapple]

Wait then Pearl...

[@greglynas52]

@@superlimeapple has short enhancing and uglyness enhancing drugs yes

[@ratchild857]

@@greglynas52 forehead expansion

[@triggerhappy4199]

Me who mains dualies

[@oomination]

Ngl, the clash blaster part was just beautiful.

[@gimme_eliter4k720]

It's weird how the most op low skill weapons are modeled after school stuff Ballpoint pen Clash blaster Coincidence? I think not.

[@Alphastar716]

OH YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT, WITH BALLPOINT TOO!

[@ring_lemur8704]

You could also say the same thing with the brushes because school has art classes and the brushes are toopid

[@lopunbunbun]

Sheldon thinks about how much he can make everyone suffer when making a weapon.

[@maeijk]

this makes me think about how rich sheldon is. God he’s ballin.

[@boiofkoi]

i adore all the characters in this cinematic universe thank you for the vids good sir

[@Alphastar716]

Thanks for supporting the host of the Inkspedition as I work on other things behind the scenes. 👀

[@ProChara]

Ok but does sheldon want to explain what he found to make Explo, how did he get his hands on that...

[@Alphastar716]

Sheldon has a LOT of things just lying around the house. 😰

[@ProChara]

@@Alphastar716 Im concerned

[@yumes_studio]

THE CLASH BLASTER BIT LMAO

[@F1ashy333]

Sheldon made the tetra dualies, dualie users: Its free real estate. other players in splatfest: I swear that is lag!

[@triggerhappy4199]

Dualie main intensifies

[@VaskoGames]

This makes me love the clash blaster even more!

[@SnowflakeTheLegend]

Villain_Games_YT

[@tdimybeloved]

I'm calling the police

[@Alphastar716]

You're a great ex-teacher Vasko. 🥲

[@thebaku818]

Please stay away from my plain of existence, thaaaaaank you~

[@feroxdeus1998]

Alphastar: *calls blasters and rapid fire shooters "low-skill floor weapons"* Me: "FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT-"

[@partisan3353]

"I hate kids"-sheldon "I hate kids" -old man from monster house

[@brunogamermuniz2455]

Isn't Sheldon also a kid

[@shadewful.]

@@brunogamermuniz2455 You're really dense 💀

[@brunogamermuniz2455]

@@shadewful. at least I don't smell like feet

[@shadewful.]

@@brunogamermuniz2455 great insult buddy

[@brunogamermuniz2455]

@@shadewful. I'm blocking you

[@arachnite_]

Man this is one of the most evil-y funny videos I’ve ever watched!

[@Asher-x2r]

I feel like Sheldon and I have a lot more in common than I thought

[@SubSpaceKing]

I can only begin to imagine how Chaotic the weapons in Splatoon 3 will be from the hands of Sheldon.

[@Alphastar716]

Splatoon 3 will be when Sheldon hits the breaking point lol

[@triggerhappy4199]

His brain will break our game

[@certifiedtrash3152]

He truly is a monster

[@TheLimeLegend]

5:45 Sheldon is now a hypocrite since he uses tickets in Splatoon 3

[@denifromdiscord]

"made for people who can't aim(heavy splattling)" i feel called out here. still love the video man

[@peppermint_8]

Given that school starts in 7 days, that hit different.

[@katehollstrom8440]

Alternate title: Sheldon shows alpha he's a psycho

[@chaotic_44]

Sheldon always scared me, this just made it worse.

[@MichaelAb98]

Please tell me there’s at least one other person who actually enjoys Sheldon’s blabbering about the weapons?

[@FartochondriaArchie]

Hey

[@TheTenk]

Hello

[@amog8202]

"So I started a Celeste drinking game" PFFFFFT

[@JooBoo]

I like how you're holding a sniper throughout the entire intro lol.

[@Cucumbers291]

I used to think sheleon would be a nice little guy but know this is how I imagine him from now on

[@chrismoore6668]

The Slosher sounds like Sheldon is making a garage sale.😂

[@AnimatorMario]

So that's why agent 3 is so powerful she listened to Sheldons speeches so Sheldon gave her so much power

[@tomatoblate2170]

After all, the sloshing machine really is just a dryer

[@Boomya137]

I though it was gonna be pyrite because everyones a fool for giving me all of you money

[@LenoxVeleno]

I am scared that Sheldon is always staring into my soul

[@shyguytimmy]

PLEASE MAKE PART 2! THIS WAS AMAZING XD

[@ItsOreo27]

Lol, I was wondering, "How did Alpha get into my lobby??" I was just there to help you win. Anyway, Nice video Alpha! ( Nice snipes btw)👌

[@Alphastar716]

I needed some footage so I joined someone randomly on my friend list which was you x)

[@ItsOreo27]

It was fun. It was probably a one in a lifetime thing but it was enjoyable.

[@varsity.1]

2:51 Hmm... So anyways, Sheldon is MY waifu.

[@chaotic_44]

sheldon best girl

[@brunogamermuniz2455]

@@chaotic_44 isn't Sheldon a male

[@brunogamermuniz2455]

@varsity 1 wtf is wrong with you people are weird simping on splatoon characters

[@Da_FB]

These videos make my day better

[@_.SnowyNights._]

I wonder how he came up with our god- i mean the flingza roller.. other than just fusing a lunchbox with an oversized ink pen- *OOOOOOOOOOOH*

[@purplecap3034]

Lol. Love your videos alpha keep it up! :D

[@_Athen]

I like how a discount minion from Walmart has the worst intentions

[@verchi3816]

4:52 This aged like fine wine

[@Lemon-bf2ou]

Did I see a zapinator Terrarians rise!

[@triggerhappy4199]

Nzap has existed before 1.4 terraria in splatoon 1 but yes terraria fan

[@Littletoady2595]

me: I don't like shooters that much I have a Nintendo switch light so I can't really use anything that requires too much aim because I don't use motion controls and I don't think rollers are going to be that good for me Sheldon: here is the octo brush and here is a version with a special that's actually really good (Kenza octobrush)

[@micahplays4939]

“want me to get the top dogs to realize ink strike again so this place can become tornado alley?”

[@echothefreak9396]

I don’t even think Sheldon mad the clash blaster I think it was just a lil 6 year old inkling that tried to make “the ultimate weapon”, sent it to Sheldon, and was adjusted a lil before being sent into the battlefield lmao

[@hahani17]

0:08 🗿

[@Weedsm0kr79]

Did he say he bloblobber takes skill 💀

[@Jason88899]

How dare you talk down to my Luna Blaster like that

[@joshuasmith2486]

LOL! What did I just watch? That was not what I was thinking when I saw the thumbnail 😂😂

[@connormcnulty6377]

This has been fixed in 3 as now Sheldon no longer has a complete monopoly on the production of weapons. He’s the main guy in charge, but not the only one. That being said, he still decorated the Splatsville Ammo Knights with Gold Dynamo Rollers….

[@joseluisrodriguezrivera8182]

When sheldon is sus 'The clash blaster is invented'

[@sachicocoa9013]

4:12 I love the way you said this...!

[@memeyboi569]

5:39 we are spamton

[@ItIsToadTime]

Slushie was sick that day

[@n8ureboy01]

Great video bro you’re my favorite Channel

[@Alphastar716]

Thanks!

[@kingofkrayons8671]

Really nice work on the new outro!

[@po_laroid3469]

I paid for the whole Dynamo. I WILL USE THE WHOLE DYNAMO!!!

[@sachicocoa9013]

2:50 LET HIM TALK ABOUT THE DRINKING GAME!! I NEED TO KNOW!

[@luckyjay142]

No… NOT A REMINDER FOR SCHOOOOOOOOL

[@Alphastar716]

Enjoy school Lucky Jay! :D

[@SnowflakeTheLegend]

2:22 HOLD THE HECKING PHONE SHELDON! SPLOOSH ISN’T A LOW SKILL FLOOR WEAPON SMH (edit: of course the bloblobber is worthless. Its just a bathtub! You don’t need to have an interview with Sheldon to know that)

[@Alphastar716]

His words not ours

[@triggerhappy4199]

Sploosh is low skill so is bubble

[@Ikari_Taiyo11]

We all unanimously hate the clash blaster. I think that goes without saying😂😂😂😂

[@Alphastar716]

I think today we've found a more psychological reason why that's the case x)

[@doctorz3056]

0:00 General Kenobi

[@crystallog]

This is fucking great im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ren.Amamiya.5]

Tornado Alley cracked me up 😂

[@calinlouis1461]

Hey alpha you should try to play one of the Gals as a slayer weapon with things like swim speed and ninja siwn or maybe even respawn punshiser

[@scribblecloud]

wait i always thought blasters were a ''pro'' weapon with high skill ceiling, because theyre so damn slow and you need to be good with your timing and think carefully ahead as to not get yourself killed or miss an enemy completely.

[@GrizzDemon]

I was wondering if I could use the audio from 1:31 to 1:57 for a skit please? It was too hilarious for me to not want to. (I would give credits of course)

[@Alphastar716]

Sure thing!

[@GrizzDemon]

@@Alphastar716 Thanks!

[@shrimpshufflr7745]

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO REALIZE THAT CLASH BLASTERS ARE CRAYONS WITH A SHERPENER

[@pmahcgop]

The one dislike is from Sheldon

[@LDAR]

"high skill weapon" "bloblobber"

[@n8ureboy01]

Good video bro you’re my favorite Channel

[@Nuber1987]

The nautilus is OP in turf war

[@AndIOop-c5i]

Sheldon owes me for making me waste my money on the bubbler-

[@yinyangyt8749]

I am sure that Sheldon would get mad if you fell asleep

[@LiveOrcaReaction]

5:39 big shot lol yes this is older than big shot but just wanted to point it out

[@paperaleks4896]

something something Sheldon didn’t make the Clash/Squeezer/whatever something something

[@paperaleks4896]

I really got to do a Hamon Beat style “Debunking Nogami Forgot” series because seeing misinformation like this reach even famous Splatubers like Alphastar *really* pains me

[@daze4939]

so i guess we don't mention the grizzco weapons near him or else he will sell them and make more gold dynamos out of the money.....

[@Alphastar716]

I'm not sure if it was Ammo Nights or Grizzco which created those weapons x)

[@triggerhappy4199]

Imagine him using money get those weapons from grizzco and he makes them more expensive than kensa

[@cabbage2915]

Sheldon is like Mei Hatsume ngl

[@TopazTiger975]

You'd think the clash blaster, a weapon that is made from common school supplies would help you feel smarter...nope. I just feel my iq dropping. The clash was just made to make our brains hurt by just looking at it. Awesome video Alpha! 🐯

[@Alphastar716]

If your IQ's falling, you can at least build up your leg muscles in the meantime with some RSU. 🏃‍♂️

[@Morshmallow]

The clash blaster is obviously the best! (Sarcasm)

[@CyberOIO]

All i know is that sheldon just spits these out of his oval-sized brain. LOOK AT THE MAN'S HEAD, ITS BASICALLY A OVAL!

[@SwaggyBlueshell]

I know that Sheldon used cryons on the Clash blaster

[@franciscoramos8780]

great video. u got a sub

[@dannyramirez6037]

Honestly, I don't see what's with all the hate with the clash blaster. It's not as op a Luna, it's got a short range. I might make other people mad, but I main clash in tower control. And yes I have gone up against other clash blasters in tower control. Ngl it was intense. If any weapon that gets me salty are brellas, clear dapple dualies and bloblobbers.

[@sleepysquidkid]

*Hears about the Clash Blaster* Oh great, the “meta” is dead, PANIC. NOW.

[@BunnyShroomi]

I love how your- ruining all my favorite weapons… 😞 (other than the blasters- the blasters can die… ).

[@Kurni_On_yt]

Always thought he was a minion

[@Alphastar716]

He's a horseshoe crab lol

[@rattle3849]

That 1 dislike is Sheldon being toxic 💀

[@djcalvin15]

Uhhh Um…. Sheldon WHY DID YOU CREATE NOZZLENOSES WHEN THERE ARE AUTOMATIC GUNS.😡😌

[@Lucas-gy5yr]

I like the first day of school

[@RulerMyriam]

This is amazing

[@Okti_Octopus]

Hmmmmmmm, Cool!

[@ShadowWolf474]

But does Sheldon have a Plasmashot plumbed in the 40-gal range?

[@TorayNix]

Can we have a sequel for this pls?

[@AsianGames10]

Hi I love your KZbin channel

[@MetalAngelLucifer]

And so, Sheldon finally Lost it

[@Porcellaine]

Hey... I like rambling about things I like... AND I also hate kids! I think I know what weapon I'm gonna main now... >:)