How Switzerland Became Unconquerable My Patreon: / oliverbahl My Twitter: / bahlfranke
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@ominusomega78033 жыл бұрын
About them bombing bridges, if I recall there was a time where Germany and Switzerland in the early 2000s or 2010s worked together to build a bridge (Germany paid for half of it and Switzerland paid the remaining half) but these madlads decided to place bombs along the bridge without Germany’s knowledge for years, just goes to show their dedication to neutrality is still very strong in the modern age
@Der_Z0nK3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was only roughly in the same time that Germany started to dismantle its own planned obstacles against an invasion from the east. Bridges were not armed with explosives all the time, but the boreholes were already there. There were also camouflaged towers alongside narrow highway portions that contained large cement blocks that could be blown up in a specific way to fall across the highway. And other stuff. The swiss didn't invent the concept of destroying infrastructure to delay an advancing enemy
@dafidrosydan97193 жыл бұрын
The afgan of europe :)
@vampire43123 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think Germany found out after Switzerland announced: "We removed the explosive out of the bridge..." And Germany was like: "What explosives?!"
@londeners33213 жыл бұрын
No one will invade Switzerland because the swiss bank is where nations store their off shore saving and Switzerland has serious diplomatic ties to practically everyone.
@charlesyoung21973 жыл бұрын
@@unlink1649 I just saw the US Air Force having there fighterr pilots land on a highway in Kentucky just a couple of weeks ago.I couldn't believe they still have their pilots doing such maneuvers these days.
@mauby67813 жыл бұрын
Geography is by far one of the largest tactical advantages a country can have
@valinorean48163 жыл бұрын
No s**t Sherlock!
@mauby67813 жыл бұрын
@@valinorean4816 what's your problem? Why you so mad?
@valinorean48163 жыл бұрын
@@mauby6781 i ain't? it's just too funny
@MeanApollo2 жыл бұрын
No, its the brain and spirit of the people who live there. Geography is not worth much if you cant make use of it intelligently.
@juliam13952 жыл бұрын
In modern warfare and future wars Geography will not help.
@williamclark70233 жыл бұрын
Favourite Swiss quote in response to the Kaiser of Germany During WW1, Switzerland had 250,000 soldiers. The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: “What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?” The ambassador replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
@JegesCaverMedve3 жыл бұрын
Hitler like invade again Switzerland but his famous General Erwin Rommel showed him a calculate...inside Switzerland the first 25km defenders lost app. 25.000 people, ....but Germany Army it will be lost app. 250.000 people... And after the Winter War (Finnland against Sovietunion ), learning something the Wermacht warmachine... Finnland lost App. 25.000 people,...but novadays historic research the Soviets lost over 1 million people....
@The_OneManCrowd3 жыл бұрын
@@JegesCaverMedve Plus the socialist nazis would have brainwashed the German soldiers into believing the Swiss-Germans would have welcomed them as "liberators", just like the socialist bolsheviks had the soviet soldier convinced they were invading Finland for the same idea. They would have been very enthusiastic until the body bags started coming back by the thousands.
@marieltost39872 жыл бұрын
Chadzerland
@mercetajs2 жыл бұрын
@@JegesCaverMedve imagine swiss snipers in the mountains taking nazi soldiers one by one(like in Finland)... but yeah.. soviet union lost its most troops to cold when going for Finland
@RaVen-ic8mn2 жыл бұрын
@@mercetajs swiss snipers nowadays are a bit of a joke. Yeah durable, can climb an icy mountain, survive morr them a week up there in snow etc. But the modern military is kindergarten for adults. Greeting from a Swiss marksman
@v1e1r1g1e12 жыл бұрын
Switzerland is the school kid who, in one hand, holds the wallets of the bullies who are fighting each other. Unlike the schoolkid, Switzerland also holds in his other hand a grenade with no pin.
@nedenburayabaktn29812 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@petekdemircioglu Жыл бұрын
A turkish guy was terrorizing this community. So I flagged him as terrorist.
@tahaqo007 Жыл бұрын
ok the wallet thingy, that i understand. but a grenade with no pin. i am wishing for more context. it was nuke probably or maybe economic trade secrets.
@evilspacemonkeyman5 ай бұрын
Clearly the US education system has gone to a whole new level.
@thebestteacher74664 ай бұрын
More like he is infected and the bully don't want to touch him
@Killdozer6673 жыл бұрын
"Neutrality does not just mean staying out of conflict, it means seeing everyone as a potential threat to themselves and preparing for such. Because neutral countries that don't get Belgiumed."
@AmanKumarPadhy3 жыл бұрын
I see you my kraut comrade.
@straw_hat15793 жыл бұрын
@@AmanKumarPadhy my one piece and kraut comrade
@axlr8deathpls2943 жыл бұрын
I see a switzerland getting of afraiding sof rhe lickthenstein
@axlr8deathpls2943 жыл бұрын
Sorryings of bad englsih
@oussama91833 жыл бұрын
neutrality is also always siding with the oppressor to avoid getting seen as an enemy by the one hurting your neighbours!
@grom4games3 жыл бұрын
Basically them saying, "We don't want trouble but we'll raise a little hell if you persist..."
@theSunKing1423 жыл бұрын
Thanks 4 ur comment. You nailed it😂. Cheers from a Swiss.
@philippjorda46713 жыл бұрын
@@theSunKing142 Ich hann no nie sone schwizer Name wie "Reto Nideröst" ghört :)
@shqipeNr13 жыл бұрын
@@philippjorda4671 same bro
@Shen2713 жыл бұрын
Jep
@IceRain172 жыл бұрын
"little"
@itsjvck13 жыл бұрын
So what I’m hearing is that Switzerland is basically the house from Home Alone
@pauliandelrosario3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@syxxx12 жыл бұрын
Kinda, but worst
@pablopereyra71262 жыл бұрын
Swiss Alone
@fordranger47812 жыл бұрын
You’re right
@Sovi592 жыл бұрын
and the citizens are kevin
@AlanNAlaska2 жыл бұрын
2 things: 1) Swiss tanks were designed for mountain terrain and can adjust their track pattern unlike any other tank for use in mountain regions. It's called a Stridsvagn 103 2) The inner mountain base(s) are real. I've witnessed them personally while stationed in Europe.
@sirrathersplendid48252 жыл бұрын
Stridsvagn is Swedish not Swiss!
@Gunni19722 жыл бұрын
There was only one REAL swiss Tank: the "Mutz".Everything else was called "Horse" in really tricky terrain. And the Messenger/intelligence couriers used Bicycles.
@sunsnows Жыл бұрын
That is Sweden not Switzerland
@robertbauer3419 Жыл бұрын
@@sunsnows Aghh...Sweden, Switzerland, Slovakia, Somalia... same shit. We don;t give a fuck here in the US, it's all the same to us. We are the greatest country in the history of the human race! Lol
@guyaverage2092 Жыл бұрын
Ouch! American education struck again!🤡
@RandomGuy-hb3ub3 жыл бұрын
Like Einstein said: “I am not only a pacifist, I’m a militant pacifist, I am willing to fight for peace” The Swiss were taking notes apparently.
@alexalpine44903 жыл бұрын
Einstein was the one taking notes from his time in Switzerland
@amarug3 жыл бұрын
he lived here next door lol
@tripackonetooth49103 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha... Dude ! Switzerland was founded in 1291... Einstein was living in Switzerland in the XXth century...
@redhidinghood93373 жыл бұрын
Einstein said everything apparently
@princevimbai13 жыл бұрын
@@redhidinghood9337 “indeed, I did” - also Einstein 😂😂
@hugonongbri81002 жыл бұрын
Switzerland is the perfect example of "It's better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war"
@rmp74002 жыл бұрын
They finance the wars others suffer.
@aut0mat1c112 жыл бұрын
@@rmp7400 it would be best to be a neutral third party for everybody. That way, if one country-let's say, Germany, for the sake of an example-would harm the Swiss, then every country would gun for Germany.
@badlaamaurukehu Жыл бұрын
Cheeze
@deathmeter7243 Жыл бұрын
@@rmp7400 Neutrality isn’t supporting. Its about and acting the same towards everyone, be it a morally correct saint, or Satan.
@The_Negative_One Жыл бұрын
Bro where do you get your metafors from?
@ThatBeePerson3 жыл бұрын
"we aren't neutral to protect us, though that is one reason, its to protect our enemies" Had a swiss friend say that, absolutely metal
@oof50203 жыл бұрын
Like he said in the video. We were declared neutral by our neighbors - not the other way around. ;)
@sonicluffypucca963 жыл бұрын
If you looked at the military history of the Swiss dating from medieval times you would know why they were nicknamed the "tamers of kings"
@oof50203 жыл бұрын
@@sonicluffypucca96 "Charles the Bold lost his goods in Grandson - his courage in Murten and his blood in Nancy.”
@juliangerhard25523 жыл бұрын
Switzerland actually used to have a lot of mercenairies but at some point everyone agreed not to use swiss mercenairies because it was unfair
@janine67823 жыл бұрын
@@juliangerhard2552 not really, it was due to a law. swiss mercenairies should not fight for other countries anymore to prevent swiss men from killing each other.
@teslify_ch Жыл бұрын
Switzerland also did a really good job playing its enemies out against each other. A fantastic readable book about this thematic is for example 'Jürg Jenatsch' by Conrad Ferdinand Meyer. Thank you for the video!
@JessicaZane4realz3 жыл бұрын
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
@-547-3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@petiertje3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant :D
@adecentman52173 жыл бұрын
wow..
@jjenko63663 жыл бұрын
same as red cross flag
@hilmiyjnurwandi55113 жыл бұрын
Smart
@tyroneshoemaker52643 жыл бұрын
Switzerland's battle cry from the mountains: R - I - C - O - L - A - !
@ERNOOO13 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dilmaarora53163 жыл бұрын
It is decoded, only Swiss people will know it's meaning 😂
@ERNOOO13 жыл бұрын
@@dilmaarora5316 true 🤣
@stillmotions80883 жыл бұрын
Oh it's on when they hear that🤣🤣
@danif87953 жыл бұрын
@@dilmaarora5316 Italians too
@technetium96533 жыл бұрын
Tank = *gets through Switzerland* Switzerland = congratulations, you're fucked
@marczhu74733 жыл бұрын
you need mobile suit like gundam to breakthrough the mountain :D
@m60patton853 жыл бұрын
@@marczhu7473 they won't. Switzerland is a giant bear trap
@katlenm90413 жыл бұрын
You only see the tip of the protection mountain in this clip. Tanks sitting at the bottom of cravases are of no use
@_sky_25013 жыл бұрын
Yes... Just yes
@ajstyles57043 жыл бұрын
This video only showed 15% how bad it could be for tanks to reach a city in Switzerland.
@TheJojolalune242 жыл бұрын
As a Swiss living 10 kilometers from France, you can still see a lot of bunkers along the road (it was because it was occupied part of France during WWII)
@nikolatesla34203 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a quote: “Walk a mile to avoid a fight but when it starts don’t back down an inch.”
@shadowaussien77432 жыл бұрын
Wise words wonder how this will work with Xi jingping goes shit crazy like the Hitler of Asia
@AwoudeX2 жыл бұрын
Hitler also said no retreat at some point and this allowed for entire armies to be encircled and destroyed by the Russians... Backing down to fight another day when the odds are in your favor is the way to go. If you however are holding a good position that has many force multipliers, the words are wise indeed. Think of Stalingrad where the Russians kept pouring in hundreds of thousands of soldiers for ideological reasons. It is estimated that 2 million died there. Yes they kept the Germans out, but the cost was way too high.
@TwinTurboOnly Жыл бұрын
It’s not too high when your life means nothing to your governing body
@Twixxiful2 жыл бұрын
I'm from a small village on the german side of the lake of constance and when we visited a swiss bunker with our school once, the senior officer that was showing us around very proudly showed us our home village through the lense of a canon, stating that if it were to come to a conflict, they could easily reinstall said cannon and "shoot down your lighthouse with one shot". "Of course", he added "this bunker is open to the public so we wouldn't actually do it from here". I love our neigbors on the mountains!
@xres13292 жыл бұрын
I lived around Bodensee too and there were many ridiculously paranoid but neat and orderly communities I saw and enjoyed too.
@navaryn29382 жыл бұрын
"we wouldn't do it from here" implying there are other places they could've hit the village from
@Christian-nj5bq2 жыл бұрын
The nice thought is this: If there is no invasion from Germany - which will never happen, as long as I live, this is just a "special" story ;-). I think and hope that those days in Central Europe are over for good. I just cannot imagine that we are doing the same sheit we did in the 30ies/40ies of last century. Alone considering how Germany and Switzerland is intertwined as never before.
@willysbakery6878 Жыл бұрын
@@navaryn2938 heavy tounge in cheeck🤣
@PeoplecallmeLucifer3 жыл бұрын
Germany: I'm thinking of invading Switzerland Switzerland: How's your water quality?
@samplasta10333 жыл бұрын
''accident''
@PeoplecallmeLucifer3 жыл бұрын
@@samplasta1033 I mean they did ACCIDENTALLY invade Lichtenstein .... more than once
@OWnIshiiTrolling3 жыл бұрын
Oh, that is a nice river there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it, oder? ODER?
@scooterbob44323 жыл бұрын
No country on earth will invade Switzerland. Corrupt leaders of most countries have secret accounts in Swiss banks.
@r3mpuh3 жыл бұрын
I know old german People who was sus of the drinking water & bought bottle water. Totally beacuse of Switzerland, not coincidence. 😌
@SheyESO2 жыл бұрын
Ammunition isn't allowed anymore to carry home. It first was introduced to be able to 'shoot your way into the next military base'. However, since some soldiers killed themselves or relatives in domestic conflict, ammunition was only distributed when in active training at shooting ranges. After every exercise, remaining ammunition must be surrendered by law.
@SwiGaVR3 жыл бұрын
Swiss here. Just to let you know. Exept the amuntion, we still keep the military equipment at home.
@Ezekiel9033 жыл бұрын
but you can by the ammo without problem
@theallseeingeye93883 жыл бұрын
Ermmm, can I join as a tank driver? I keep my vehicles extremely clean and poliahed at all times.
@SwiGaVR3 жыл бұрын
@@Ezekiel903 if you have a guncard yeah. But else no
@SwiGaVR3 жыл бұрын
@@theallseeingeye9388 if you bring enought years with you, then maybe yeah.
@Ezekiel9033 жыл бұрын
@@SwiGaVR you need only a Strafregisterauszug, and you can buy ammunition, believe me, i'm in a shooting club! translate Strafregisterauszug
@billythepigeon46023 жыл бұрын
People: “Don’t invade Russia in the winter.” This guy: “Don’t invade Switzerland, period.”
@Senzawa693 жыл бұрын
@sneksnekitsasnek Napoleon didn't invade Switzerland. nor have conflict with it. He just walk in the mount alps for deception into thinking the britz wouldn't think.
@randomwagtail42953 жыл бұрын
@@Senzawa69 when Napoleon attacked them they weren't the extreme of neutral
@ajay-naz69963 жыл бұрын
if you were looking for a few K likes then I’m sorry you won’t get that 😉
@beback_3 жыл бұрын
No one invaded Russia in the winter.
@randomwagtail42953 жыл бұрын
@@beback_ What about Germany, France and Sweden
@bleflar91833 жыл бұрын
6:48 The Swiss invented anti-tank toblerone. No wonder no one wants to mess with them.
@slr03163 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@dario72923 жыл бұрын
,,anti-tank toblerone“ 😂😂😂😭😭
@mikebrown18813 жыл бұрын
@@dario7292 that's actualy how we name them in Suisse Romande ^^
@skygirltv99753 жыл бұрын
LMAO ;D
@dario72923 жыл бұрын
@@mikebrown1881 nice to know haha ich live at the german border
@sirrathersplendid48252 жыл бұрын
Got a lift from a Swiss army colonel when hitchhiking once in France/Germany. He said the reason nobody would dare invade Switzerland is simple - all of Europe’s rivers start in Switzerland. They control Europe’s water supply and could deny water to anyone who messes with them.
@tomevers66703 ай бұрын
Vietnam literally has proven this. Swiss is just hopeful.
@andreb.62212 ай бұрын
Thats nonsense, water will flow anyway
@sirrathersplendid48252 ай бұрын
@@andreb.6221 - You can add things to water that make it unpalatable.
@Razor-w1gАй бұрын
@@andreb.6221They can just reroute it
@vschnz10 күн бұрын
The water castle of Europe. Yep that’s what Switzerland is known for.
@SegsiLEgsi2 жыл бұрын
As a swiss citizen let me say a lot of this is outdated/exagerated. Most of the bridge bombs have been disarmed(at least officially). 800'000 is incorrect, more acurate number is about 250'000, also you only get to keep your military equipment until 34 when you are no longer considered in "reserve", you can choose to keep the rifle though. Also thr actual effectiveness of the military is highly debated as 90% are citizens and many would refuse to fight. However we do recieve similar training to US marines, and we have joint training exercises. The bunkers are real but were built in the 50s/60s so they are quite outdated, also many are so top secret they have been forgotten(we recently rediscovered one with a jet in it). There is a lot of mountain bunkers though, apparently enough to support ~1 million people, theres even an entire battery factory in one. Modern switzerlands neutrality is 90% diplomatic nowadays. Also we accidentally invaded liechtenstein with tanks a few times (it was my battalion, sorry liechtenstein). We invaded france by mistake too but it was just some infantry so no biggie.
@Christian-nj5bq2 жыл бұрын
As a Swiss with a "Swiss" name ,-), I thank you for your observations, corrections. I don't want to belittle the Swiss armed forces. Not at all. But a lot of other "weak" factors" weren't accounted for. The most important thing in all those "Switzerland Is a Country of War" jubilation videos don't account for one thing: Switzerland was as beligerent as every other European nation at that time. But they (we) drew the right conclusions after a devastating defeat after a war of expansion: Stick to your country. Defend it, yes. But don't ever do a war for territorial gains again. The defeat in the 16 hundreds (the battle of Marignano) was that "official" Switzerland wanted to conquer Italian territory - and they were defeated by Italian forces - mostly "armed" by Swiss soldiers of fortune who were fighting for the other side... Also, with this: Swiss soldiers were traded like commodities since hundreds of years at that time. Sold by the rich class in our country to other forces in whole of Europe. It was not a slave trade, but a Soldier of Fortune-trade. And those who were "sold" did the bidding of other countries. Out of poverty.
@WelfiX2 жыл бұрын
Ils serait obliger de defendre notre pays
@uneotarieseul95842 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Liechtenstein can be accidentally invaded.
@Furiends2 жыл бұрын
@@Christian-nj5bq What you describe where mercenaries become debters and fight for the other side is literally the founding history of slavery. The rules just got watered down and countries became loot and contracts unenforceable with failing governments. What won out was the men who traded the most debters and these men were expert at creating debters. It's exactly what happened to Native Americans as well. "explorers" as they're called in American history were these men and they also in essence made a pact with states to reignite the economic influence of government. That was the start of capitalism.
@Christian-nj5bq2 жыл бұрын
@@Furiends Yes, it is/was a form of slavery. I don't exactly concur with your premise that this was the start of capitalism though ;-). But in essence the mechanism was/is the same.
@HDTomo3 жыл бұрын
The swiss havent been to war in roughly 200 years. They are really dedicated
@MrMakabar3 жыл бұрын
Sonderbund war....
@yaenlauper72723 жыл бұрын
This is not correct. The last armed conflict on Swiss territory took place in 1848.
@HDTomo3 жыл бұрын
@@yaenlauper7272 changed
@yaenlauper72723 жыл бұрын
@@HDTomo👍
@eggselent98143 жыл бұрын
Switzerland is so neutral, that during the Sonderbund war (aka. a Swiss civil war), some of the cantons/states stayed neutral
@robezy03 жыл бұрын
Let me expand a bit on the Swiss mobilisation system: During world war 2, the entire army (800k soldiers) was able to mobilize in just 24 hours, border troops in even just 4. It was considered the fastest in the world. Note: these numbers are based on calculations in case of an actual invasion. In reality, the swiss mobilized 420k men (nice) in 3 days in response to the invasion of Poland
@spencervance84843 жыл бұрын
Oh. Thats impressive. Countries should strive to have that as a standard.
@aoilpe3 жыл бұрын
When I was with them in 1990 they said 24h for 80k troops at the border and additional 24h for the rest…
@robezy03 жыл бұрын
@@aoilpe hm i can't recall my source right now tbh, but according to the NZZ the army was mobilized in 3 days in ww2. What "could be done" is a lot of speculation ofc
@seve72683 жыл бұрын
im not 100% sure but today are it around 2‘000‘000 mens
@aoilpe3 жыл бұрын
@@seve7268 Last I know was 180‘000
@merxho952 жыл бұрын
Greetings & love goes out from Albanian to all Swiss people & Switzerland we love you and all Albanians living their and doing their service in Swiss Army ❤
@Donknowww2 жыл бұрын
Greetings and love to you as well my Albanian brothers❤️
@realdragao63672 жыл бұрын
Kosovo😳
@krakca Жыл бұрын
Albanians and Swiss, the alliance nobody expects but everybody should fear
@schnitzelmandownbadfrfr3778Ай бұрын
Albanians used Swiss camo in the Kosovo wars!
@Jalilhalman3 жыл бұрын
If “MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS” was a country.
@simix69153 жыл бұрын
Canada?
@thunderdragon83633 жыл бұрын
@@simix6915 NATIVE CANADIAN GENOCIDE
@HighSpeedNoDrag3 жыл бұрын
Well yes but their Major League Swiss Banking System paves the way.
@koldavo88663 жыл бұрын
@@simix6915 if "im so sorry" was a country
@cuculan19783 жыл бұрын
Banks said lets stay neutral and we will get rich from it simple as that they financed allies and axis double edged sword, traits from temple banking system the first of it kind with tax free till to this day.
@TagusMan3 жыл бұрын
The Swiss figured out that keeping everybody's money safe from everybody else is the best way to keep anybody from attacking them.
@Milliardo663 жыл бұрын
And there it is. I can‘t believe this wasn’t mentioned in the video. I‘m Swiss and I also live here, this is one of the biggest reasons we weren‘t attacked. Everybody knew, if you do that, you start a war with another 50 countries, some of them your allies
@pareshkalekar58233 жыл бұрын
Well looking at the video and people's comments, how can I get a Swiss green card
@1waltrp2 жыл бұрын
The Nazis figured out the country had better use in banking than anything else. Even now Switzerland is used to clean up dirty gold.
@eduardochavacano2 жыл бұрын
Paresh Kalekar Just dont drag your culture to the alps. Get a green card and start your evolution by eating cheese and chocolate and less curry and camel biryani. (I’m just kidding. I miss making jokes with travelers about stereotypes).
@gimmedahhcookies43412 жыл бұрын
I was just about ready to say something on these lines...thank you for making it simple
@princevimbai13 жыл бұрын
“The Swiss-German language that is the equivalent of bombs to your ears” 😭😂 Wow!
@humphreygokart21353 жыл бұрын
Nothing compared to what you'll hear if you try to speak Hochdeutsch to them.
@5600_xx3 жыл бұрын
@@humphreygokart2135 so schlimm simmer ned😭😭😂
@Kyr0823 жыл бұрын
@@5600_xx Doch 😂 Ich höre und spreche es (fast perfekt) jeden Tag, es stört mich nicht, aber wenn ich darüber nachdenke... 😱 Und ja ... ein Berner der Hochdeutsch spricht 😱😱😱 Mutter aus Basel, aufgewachsen in der welsche Schweiz, ich arbeite seit 15 Jahren in Biel/Lyss. Deutsche Freundin, (richtiges) Hochdeutsch ist so viel schöner ^^
@felixtheswiss3 жыл бұрын
@@5600_xx Vor allem in Lenzburg gäll
@theguetzliboy3 жыл бұрын
@@Kyr082 Nei eifach nöd Hochdütsch isch eifach schmutz
@Fake_Reality_2 жыл бұрын
We also call the tank traps “toblerone” or “the toblerone line” since it is shaped as the famous chocolate toblerone
@themightyguardsmen92923 жыл бұрын
Incredible country that clearly utilises forward thinking about all scenarios. Switzerland 🇨🇭 for the win . From UK 🇬🇧
@casper64053 жыл бұрын
Netherlands and Switzerland during ww1 NL: this is nice Swiss: yeah really it's really pretty NL: next time same place Swiss: yeah sure WW2 Swiss: hello Netherlands?! Germany: Netherlands isnt available at the moment
@spyrosfragos45733 жыл бұрын
😂
@Project_Slagharen3 жыл бұрын
😔
@derboe_thebeast68693 жыл бұрын
😔
@MrT7433 жыл бұрын
Good one😂 Maar, “ze germans” pakte ons omdat we close waren met de britten en te para dat we een springplank zouden kunnen zijn later in de oorlog. En vergeet geografie niet…blitzkriegen gaat lastig in de bergen.
@ELB204993 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jana1813 жыл бұрын
As a swiss person I think it‘s such a good video. So happy to live here 💫
@niggisnonaz3 жыл бұрын
schono fätzig oder
@Vickzq3 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is... except two sections, he pretty much was very very accurate. And these specific sections about the rhine poisoning and the airbase are not totally off either - I mean there are known hangars inside of the mountain atleast big enough to store F-5s.
@swaggybaum69922 жыл бұрын
@@niggisnonaz schüüch, jo
@viddl82672 жыл бұрын
ja, isch ganz gäbig hiä.
@uh72632 жыл бұрын
samw man
@aaronvu62922 жыл бұрын
I never been to Switzerland. But, I met two of them in my MMA class. And, they were both at least 6'2" and both have light colors of hair. And, they are tough beasts. Both of them came from different places in Switzerland.
@bom37573 жыл бұрын
Infrastructure is temporary. Swiss blood and soil is eternal.
@thecreamycrusader2903 жыл бұрын
Naz*'s are red The bombs are internal Infrastructure is temporary *Switzerland is Eternal.*
@nhandinh74043 жыл бұрын
@@thecreamycrusader290 cool rhyme
@mikeholley56623 жыл бұрын
Swiss blood and soil are fungible assets on a dictator's balance sheet. You only exist at the leisure of despots.
@toxicvold31643 жыл бұрын
@@thecreamycrusader290 All we're missing is some cover music from Doom.
@niggisnonaz3 жыл бұрын
i nemm säb als komplimänt a 🙌 (I take that as a compliment)
@mlugin80503 жыл бұрын
When i was in military in Switzerland,, my job was to apply explosive charges on bridges and other infrastructure behind enemy lines. Also to build temporary bridges for our Tank battalions. The explosives on most infrastructures are removed since a long time, but theobjects are still prepared (kable canals for detonating wires and boxes for explosives) for explosive charges to be installed quickly.
@andrewdreasler4283 жыл бұрын
In other words, all the explosives are removed, but they can all be put back in place before an invading force gets within 1km of the "designated fail point." Yup, you do not even THINK of messing with Switzerland. Makes me wonder if they have an army of hackers providing cyber-security for the nation, as well as being ready to destroy the digital infrastructure of any nation that dares to try a cyber-attack. ... Who am I kidding, the hackers are all billeted near Server Mountain.
@mlugin80503 жыл бұрын
@@andrewdreasler428 i doubt the hacker army tbh. We are more of a rigid nation of brains😀 of course in case of a conflict, it would still take a while to put back all the explosives. Also there were several levels of retreat planned, zones with defense lines that would hav been given up, slow down the enemy until they reach the fortified mountains. During the last twenty years, many of these bunkers and structure were given up by the army and are not secret anymore. There is a good documentation on the channel of „bloke on the range“ about that
@tylergaillenne85233 жыл бұрын
I’m from Switzerland and I can confirm they have a hacker army activ. I’m IT ingeener and I passed test to do that.
@HerrW0lf3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewdreasler428 Swiss IT is so good, they have to buy chinese cloud servers to store government data....
@maye53073 жыл бұрын
@@mlugin8050 Switzerland is now recruiting a serious department for cyber security in the army. As a swiss, choosing my military specialization (studying mathematics and thus informatic as well) I've been offrered to be part of it. Everything is closed and an entrance exam has to be taken before beeing able to apply. If i'm not mistaking
@Hugofoxli3 жыл бұрын
You got two parts somewhat wrong and missed funny things. 1. 3:06 The swiss Men are NOT allowed to take the ammunition home with them. If a war breaks out, the ammuntition is given out. 2. 6:48 The "Tank Traps" are called "Drachenzähne" "EN: Dragontooths" 3. You never mentioned that but, the swiss has no active "Military General". The swiss decides as soon as a war breaks out, who gets to be the "General". Edit: The Swiss actually shot down Planes in WWII. They shot down some Bombers of the allied forces and some Fighter Planes of the Axis. The Swiss got bombed by allied powers one time. The city they bombed was "Schaffhausen" cuz they mistook it for germany territory. The Swiss actually invaded "Lichtenstein" 2-3 times by accident.
@wirshl71413 жыл бұрын
How do you accidentally invade something 2-3 times?
@Hugofoxli3 жыл бұрын
@@wirshl7141 ah well, the swiss has many crossroads and if u accidentally take a wrong turn near the Border, that happens. No one said, that the swiss army is smart.
@ElementsSti3 жыл бұрын
No you are wrong. As he said in the video. In 2007 they decided to not have the ammunition at home anymore. Before you had it at home. I know that because they changed that while I had to do my military service. The idea was that you have enough ammunition to get to the meeting point of your military unit in case of war.
@Hugofoxli3 жыл бұрын
@@ElementsSti I am not wrong. I just misheard the "2007" and thought, that he said, that we still are allowed to take the ammunition home ^^ I know from my brother, that you can keep the equipment and all but not the ammunition. (btw ^^ bin 20 und hat noch keine Aushebung xD)
@wirshl71413 жыл бұрын
@@Hugofoxli thats really neat. So they purposely go down the wrong road to invade Liechtenstein?
@jan-ovepedersen57642 жыл бұрын
Norway use the same strategy, like the Swiss we are prepared to blast our own infrastructure if ever necessary. Like Switzerland Norway is a mountainous courty, Norway is full of mountains, steep valleys and deep fjords.
@OreGIOOreGIO4 ай бұрын
dw aint nobody coming up there
@DaHitch3 жыл бұрын
Went riding through the Swiss/Italian Alps a few years ago, and of course stopped at many mountain passes to enjoy the scenery. On one of those occasions (Julierpass) while looking around we notice strange formations in the rock faces in the distance. And the same in the rock faces behind us. Then it dawned on us, those were hidden gun emplacements and they were pointing right at us. No enemy force would be able to get past there without getting hammered by shell fire, exposed to guns from above and nowhere to hide. And then we started noticing odd looking garages and barns in the middle of nowhere located at locations with an excellent view of the surrounding infrastructure. Yeah, Switzerland is weird. :D
@navaryn29382 жыл бұрын
if you pay attention, on some mountain roads you can see what looks like a big rectangular manhole made of cement. That's where the bombs are. And we don't always get to know IF there are bombs or not
@Gunni19722 жыл бұрын
You have not yet seen, what we do to people who lose their Bread in our fondue. LOL
@doppo17462 жыл бұрын
@@Gunni1972 LOL it's terrible
@s.l.51472 жыл бұрын
There are also some "sacrificial" houses and barns which specifically state in their contracts that, should a war break out, the house will be shot to pieces by artillery hidden behind it Usually these buildings are very simple (basically just some wood planks) so that the artillery can actually shoot through them though :3
@pralongalexandre16793 жыл бұрын
As a Swiss citizen, I see this video as a masterpiece 😍. Thanks you for this work incredible well done👍🏻.
@Sayyian3 жыл бұрын
I wish I was born in Switzerland, solely because of the beautiful terrain. And I live in Denmark
@quatreunhuit3 жыл бұрын
@@Sayyian Switzerland doesn't have jus solis.
@lokiodinson54123 жыл бұрын
as a Swiss army captain, I see a lot of misinformation in this video: - most of the explosives in bridges, tunnels and other infrastructure are removed by now - currently Switzerland can raise an army up to 140'000 (with a goal of reduction to 100'000 in the near future) - "Switzerland doesn't have an army; Switzerland is an army" is a saying from the cold war period - not applicable anymore, and the troops never kept all the materials, but as it is still today, some essentials like the bag-pack and the rifle (without ammunition that is) - there is no "secret" airbase inside a mountain; Meiringen is an airbase still in use today in wich the most important infrastructure and some hangars are build in the mountainside (quite safe and impressive, but not secret or otherworldly special by any means) - regarding the "law" that every building must have a bunker... the meaning is to have an air-raid protection shelter, not a bunker to survive in for a period of time - the "tank traps" are actually called "tank barricades" (sometimes referred to as "toblerone" because they look like the chocolate) and were installed to slow down any advance of a foreign force - very common in all parts of the world - those nice little houses, that are actually canons are very rare, most of the canons don't had this "disguise" (reason the few were disguised was to not frighten the french tourists) - to say Switzerland poisoned the Rhein (even as an accident) is just hilarious... there was an accident/fire in a chemical facility in the city of basel (north western most point of Switzerland) and chemicals were getting in the river, wich killed a lot of fish, but thats it I could go on, but this is getting long
@mappsmappings40253 жыл бұрын
@@lokiodinson5412 he said that switzerland had taken away the bombs on the infrastructure though, so your first point is invalid plus I mean an air raid shelter is basically bunkers
@lokiodinson54123 жыл бұрын
@@mappsmappings4025 I clearly must have missed the part, where he's saying that the explosives are removed... could you please point me to that? (at 1:02 he doesn't mention that, does he?) as for the bunker... I generally agree; an air-raid shelter is a bunker, however to visualise that in the video he shows a bunker to live in for at least a few days (with a kitchen, table, bed, wardrobe, ..etc.) while explaining that, wich is just misleading (most of those "bunkers" are just a reinforced room - often but not exclusive underground/in the cellar - with a steel door)
@melvinmayfield4702 жыл бұрын
My Father was there in WWII, and, as a Scandinavian-'mix'-European with a 'knack' for languages, he fit right-in, and came to quickly love the people and their customs! He told me in one of our few conversations(he died when I was eight(8)), that I was to always think of Switzerland, as my 'other' home! I've met many native Swiss, and Nothing, has detracted from what my Beloved Father told me of them! (Not to mention, the innate beauty of the land itself!) Wonderful & Entertaining Presentation! Thank You. (New Subscriber.)
@SensitiveMetal11 ай бұрын
Now I want an anime about Switzerland with all of its badassery.
@jgr74873 жыл бұрын
Swiss government: "we have taken all the explosives from our infrastructure." also Swiss gov't (maybe, Idk): "bomb all bridges with the hidden planes as soon as you see soldiers approaching."
@dwightk.schrute86963 жыл бұрын
Drones. Much cheaper. Fact.
@Ezekiel9033 жыл бұрын
i mean, even if they have taken away the explosiv charges, it doesn't need long to reinstall it 🤔
@idkimlikereallybored95333 жыл бұрын
@@Ezekiel903 that kinda is the point, even new infrastructure will have holes ready for charges to be planted
@aoilpe3 жыл бұрын
@@idkimlikereallybored9533 Chambers These are not “holes” but real rooms…!
@simonschaffner70803 жыл бұрын
Switzerland doesn't have bomb dropping capabillities. Lmao
@jasonmillsom29813 жыл бұрын
I think this is important, Switzerland has a direct democracy, so certain or better said the most important decisions which can impact the culture and society of Switzerland goes to the public, so the citizens in Switzerland have a more powerful voice on how the country is run compared to other countries when it comes to important decisions
@dragzzt2 жыл бұрын
Yup. Their politicians are as stupid/have agendas as anywhere else... but ppl there are smart enough to decline most of the welfare stuff.
@pablopereyra71262 жыл бұрын
As long as most of the population is well educated, that seems like a pretty good system. I actually have no idea but it's fun to imagine
@xres13292 жыл бұрын
In my six years in the country I have not seen/heard of even ONE municipal decision that asked the opinion of those effected by the administrative dictum! Decide: Is it militarism or democracy! My experience: It is pretty fake but seriously fake in both ways. Slavish covid-sheeplings competing who is the most impudent and arrogant bully.
@rauliankeller7582 жыл бұрын
@@xres1329 you simply did not understand our system during your stay. We elect representatives to avoid cumbersome people polls about every legislative decision to be made. But if things go bananas, we have a powerful tool called referendum by the means of which we may say no-no. The weakness in our system is the increasing complexity of topics we need to decide upon, though.
@kasia35822 жыл бұрын
@Leona lol thank you. That commenter literally just made shit up to fit their pre-existing opinions without even bothering to research.
@TravelTheCraftyLife3 жыл бұрын
I chose an apartment where I had no idea that to reach our buildings bunker, you have to have my storage space key to reach it 😅 I think maybe that’s the reason why everyone’s always so kind with me where I live 😂🇨🇭
@spencervance84843 жыл бұрын
That also means if someone steals your key you and everyone else is fucked
@TravelTheCraftyLife3 жыл бұрын
@@spencervance8484 I have spares fortunately but I’m not allowed to give them to other neighbors unless with the home lord’s permission ;) in Switzerland we all nearly have really special keys that open multiple doors at our residence. Every key is made basically for one apartment and what comes with it.
@spencervance84843 жыл бұрын
@@TravelTheCraftyLife ah. That makes sense
@siomhaithwarren7393 жыл бұрын
What? So only you had the key to the other people storage? xD That could cause the landlord a little bit of trouble... xD I'm Swiss, didn't even knew that there are bunkers used as appartments...
@TravelTheCraftyLife3 жыл бұрын
@@siomhaithwarren739 no.. You understood what I wrote completely wrong. To reach our buildings bunker you have to have my keller key. I have my own apartment and I don’t live in my Bunker and I don’t have other people’s keys.
@CrazyJinX2 жыл бұрын
We're not trapped in here with you.... you're trapped in HERE WITH US
@fabianzimmermann54953 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons, why we removed the explosives from the bridges, tunnels and roads is, that the Gotthard tunnel once almost blew up, when there was a fire. After that, we kind of realized, that this could make another accident like this way worse, than it already would be, without the explosives and decided to play save.
@axellacaze91153 жыл бұрын
I mean all Switzerland would never in a million year attack their neighbours. The risk of an accident is much greater than the actual risk of somebody actually invading Switzerland. Makes sense to me to remove the explosives.
@spencervance84843 жыл бұрын
As long as they have reliable ways of closing the entrances it doesnt even matter.
@apgmk19703 жыл бұрын
@@spencervance8484 The whole installation and wiring is still in place. As soon as an attack seems possible, the explosives are ready to be installed in a moment.
@dedili3 жыл бұрын
@L. della Rovere switzerland isnt part of the eu, what do you mean exactly
@soopy02873 жыл бұрын
That was a good sentence:" Switzerland don't have an Army. Switzerland is an Army." 😂😂😂 funny you see us like that. 😂 Liäbi Griäss 🙋♀️🇨🇭
@thoso19733 жыл бұрын
Swiss Engineers: "Hmmm, so how should we design our tank traps, so the Germans and French know that we mean business?" (looks at engineer eating a Toblerone chocolate bar)
@obelixzh2 жыл бұрын
Not sure what was first… maybe Mr. Tobler got the inspiration for his famous chocolate by looking at one of those traps
@karliskaurats60232 жыл бұрын
Its the other way around, the tank traps are nicknamed tobelerones and the chocolate is based upon them
@TheSolfilm2 жыл бұрын
Very good one !
@archemistz5482 жыл бұрын
Nah Toblerone is based off the Matterhorn
@jacobsommer61462 жыл бұрын
Switzerland is far from unconquerable, and most great powers would be able to do it (France did it quite easily during the French Revolutionary Wars) now as well as in the past. However, the cost of doing so compared to what you gain from it has always been terrible, and as it has claimed neutrality and served as a buffer zone for ages, there has never truly been any good reasons to conquer the Swiss.
@plugshirt17622 жыл бұрын
Yeah in war a lot of people often forget you don’t need to be stronger to win you just have to be enough of a pain to actually invade that nobody wants to put in the effort
@Mikamichae2 жыл бұрын
Makes most sense
@rumplstiltztinkerstein2 жыл бұрын
@@plugshirt1762 If the US thought about that they wouldn't have to spend so much in the war industrial complex
@guillermocrespo81442 жыл бұрын
That is a really Swiss answer :)
@plugshirt17622 жыл бұрын
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein they likely have considering the only reason they won the revolutionary war and war of 1812 was that very thing. They just know if they have the absolute strongest military it is both a giant deterrent and it allows them to meddle in foreign affairs a lot easier
@honsda3 жыл бұрын
really explains how i lost to switzerland when playing as italy on HOI4
@brothdian3 жыл бұрын
You should've never invaded the swiss
@Oropher4203 жыл бұрын
Should've used Mountaineers.
@Oropher4203 жыл бұрын
@@brothdian HOI4-wise, invading Switzerland is essential to defeating France, since the border between France and Switzerland has lower mountains than the mountains between France and Italy.
@honsda3 жыл бұрын
@@Oropher420 i already made too many special forces and when i invaded switzerland i invaded it with 50 divisions of various types lmao yet i lost
@boshinimperialofficer32503 жыл бұрын
@@honsda I'm so ass at HOI I can't even beat Poland and I've been playing for two weeks 😭
@danalissy25263 жыл бұрын
What every population expect from their own Government, is to protect them against ennemies. This is exactly what the Swiss authorities did. Whatever the means.... Geniuses !
@Murdererstylee3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to break it to you but no.... The "Reduit" basically would have sacrificed the Population.
@danalissy25263 жыл бұрын
@@Murdererstylee Probably a part of it. Better to sacrifice your small finger than loose your whole hand !
@Gurfi283 жыл бұрын
@@Murdererstylee Well the strategy worked, wether it was actually the reduit or just the German reliance on Swiss trade, the Swiss government did its job during WW2.
@merlinch42563 жыл бұрын
Just don't forget that the soldiers are the citizen, too, hence a part of the population :-) It helps...
@CMoore85393 жыл бұрын
I respect the way that this country does things. It has actually worked through out the years. Awesome!
@zverroboi Жыл бұрын
As other commentators already mentioned - the Video describes the very well thought-out defense concept that existed into the 1990s. After 1999 for 20 years much was lost - but in European comparison it's safe to say that Switzerlands defense is in a better shape than Germany and Austria for example. If it had simply reduced spending and size of the military like Finland after the Cold War, instead of switching to a totally other, useless concept ('Security through cooperation' & relying on a 10-year warning time before a next possible war (no joke!, but fortunately this idea is now being abandoned)), it would still be unconquerable. Now the funding is being increased, F-35 jets are being bought. The army size will probably get increased in the foreseeable future. The civil defence suffered simliiar neglect over the last 20years. The 'bunkers' are still there, but the whole system to turn them into a place where people can not only take shelter, but live and survive for days and weeks, is quite 'out f shape'. Here also a lot of reinvestement is overdue.
@tobiasL19913 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of a famous Swiss reply to a German threat of invasion by Kaiser Wilhem. "What would you do if I sent an army of half a million to invade" "Shoot twice and be home by Chrismas" The Swiss militia/army of the time counted roughly 250 000. Talk about a Spartan reply.
@ΓιάννηςΧαρικαπολυς3 жыл бұрын
This country will always be rich in money but poor in heroes.
@aurelien57473 жыл бұрын
@@ΓιάννηςΧαρικαπολυς why?
@Alex0404.3 жыл бұрын
@@aurelien5747 Greek complex we are so abnormal seeing someone better than us
@al.bay243 жыл бұрын
@@ΓιάννηςΧαρικαπολυς It doesn't matter if the country has heroes or not when the heroes can't find anything to eat.
@ΓιάννηςΧαρικαπολυς3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex0404. you have inferiority complex. They are better in economic terms we are forged in warfare. I didn’t say anything diminishing. Just a statement.
@ckong63843 жыл бұрын
As a swiss person i need to say, u did a really good job! well done!
@TPQ19803 жыл бұрын
None of it sounds crazy to me. It sounds like a lot of very good ideas. Keep it up Switzerland.
@_me___2 жыл бұрын
0:36 if you are scared of that, please don’t go near Thurgau or Appenzell
@spacedoutorca45503 жыл бұрын
This is incredibly well done! I’m shocked that it doesn’t have more views!
@FancyFancyFancyFancyFancyFancy3 жыл бұрын
They will: This is the type of timeless high quality educational content that will be viewed and recommended for years to come
@Ezekiel9033 жыл бұрын
maybe because it's only one day since upload 🤔so happy to see a video about my country!
@CMVBrielman3 жыл бұрын
Either Hitler or the Kaiser once asked what the Swiss would do if he invaded with an army twice as big as what the Swiss could muster in defense. The answer was “shoot twice and go home.” (Loads of variations on this joke)
@oof50203 жыл бұрын
Kaiser - or at least someone during ww1 era.
@yeboxxx_channel_25053 жыл бұрын
I believe Kaiser was pretty interesting to be led by.
@marcor8153 жыл бұрын
I was about to post that joke, but my grandfather told it like this: the german asking: "you have 250'000 men ready at the border. What would you do if I attack with a million soilders?" "Shoot four times and go home".
@biomuseum66453 жыл бұрын
As if a toddler had told the joke initially, completely stupid
@anancapcat42213 жыл бұрын
Including the comment above yours.
@Simonb19773 жыл бұрын
Switzerland isn't neutral.... it has invaded Liechtenstein twice.. by accident...;-):-)
@Slithermotion3 жыл бұрын
What the hell is a Liechtenstein?
@timschuermann21593 жыл бұрын
@@Slithermotion a country in europe 😂
@Sh4d8913 жыл бұрын
@@timschuermann2159 a small state
@janvils29243 жыл бұрын
@@Slithermotion a country where you were able to book every hotel and holidayflat at once
@wyqtor3 жыл бұрын
@@Slithermotion The country that's not Uzbekistan that doesn't border any country that has a seashore.
@williamkatzners2 жыл бұрын
Just to clarify, since about 2014 TNT was removed from basically all bridges. Also I talked to a couple of ex military people from Switzerland which are part of a historian group regarding the WW2 bunker group on the eastern defense of Switzerland and they told me that looking back at it they calculated that the defenses would not hold for long if Germany decided to actually march intro Switzerland back in the days. Sure they would have moved into the mountains but that would only worked out for so long, until they are out of food and whatnot. Sure it wouldn't be easy for the Germans but at the end it all would came down to numbers.
@Christian-nj5bq2 жыл бұрын
The worst thing of it is, that - after the war - it was exposed that a lot of those bunkers were built with inferior material. By Swiss corporations btw. Out of greed. It is a fact btw. This was discovered in the 50ies. Thank God those soldiers never had to see action - and were thinking sitting behind the best bunker tech at the time (because, yes, CH had the best knowledge about that - if the material was right...)
@pip5461 Жыл бұрын
Sind sie Deutch?
@williamkatzners Жыл бұрын
@@pip5461 Nein aber ich spreche deutsch.
@pip5461 Жыл бұрын
@@williamkatzners Sehr gut (UK)... :)
@mycommentpwnz3 жыл бұрын
I've been all over the world, and only TWO places were so amazing that they SURPRISED me. 1.) The Grand Canyon. My vision & mind LITERALLY couldn't handle the canyon. It's like my eyes were trying to tell my brain, "Psst! This MUST be a 3-d movie." It was SO weird, but SO beautiful. 2.) Switzerland. Interlaken specifically. You have these endless green & beautiful pastures, rolling hills, then, seemingly out of NOWHERE, a majestic mountain rises skyward, looking like some giant lost an ancient arrowhead. What my travels taught me: When it comes to raw beauty, FOR ME, man cannot compete with God/Nature/Universe. Don't get me wrong, man has created cool stuff, stuff worth investigating and looking at. But, nature is the ultimate form of art.
@glaserjohnantolin49622 жыл бұрын
I didn't travel the whole world but I sensed that Switzerland is the best place, it has something very special. I love their landscape,their lake, the people,it was a place where I saw a huge snow and it was my firstime to see the snow showers on me together with Rainer, that was the happiest moment happened in my life as the present time. I wish or I hope that I will meet him again and we visit again the place we went together and spending time with him visiting all the places there. I still miss him, even there was something happened to me,that I don't still figured it out. Overall, I love Switzerland.
@Martinit02 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you travel in the Alps you'll often find that it looks more alien than many sci fi movies.
@pip5461 Жыл бұрын
If only humanity realised this...
@mycommentpwnz Жыл бұрын
@@pip5461 Yeah, no kidding. All roads lead to extinction or at least the end of the modern world. But, hey, at least CEO's and policy makers can buy their 5th mansion.
@RGUCounT Жыл бұрын
Hey greetings from Interlaken. Well from the village next to it called Matten. Im happy about your comment and the fact that you liked it here. I cant and i dont want to imagine living anywhere else. Im feeling safe in the little bubble we live in between two beautiful lakes! Cheers
@ST0AT3 жыл бұрын
Hitler: * sneezes in the Alps' direction * The Swiss: So you have chosen death
@STepanHAmbroski3 жыл бұрын
I've always been amused by the notion of how far the Swiss will go to be neutral. Kinda reminds me of Irish Neutrality: if you're caught between two of your friends fighting and you wish to stay neutral, just fight them both. Swiss neutrality is kinda like that ... only with a s#!t ton of guns and explosives.
@ONLYreaction32 жыл бұрын
Switzerland, the definition of "Try Me"
@kodday15972 жыл бұрын
My sergeant said during my recruitement "The enemy may enter but he will not be able to leave to celebrate a victory" I got goosebumps😂
@thegreat4954 Жыл бұрын
Nobody celebrates victory he forgot to add
@Mage_co Жыл бұрын
@@karzoooo24 who isn't in switzerland?
@karzoooo24 Жыл бұрын
@@Mage_co myself
@Mage_co Жыл бұрын
@@karzoooo24 So you are "UT". But the most are not. however, people who don't want to are no longer as forced as it was used to be.
@karzoooo24 Жыл бұрын
@@Mage_co okay
@onawildwhim3 жыл бұрын
"We removed the bombs from the roads" Aims hellfire missiles at them on a button-press standby.
@Ezekiel9033 жыл бұрын
it needs nothing to reinstall it, the hole are already here!
@simonschaffner70803 жыл бұрын
Lmao Switzerland has no air-to-ground weaponry.
@Envoy_Intuition3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 100K subs!
@OBFYT3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@Danster873 жыл бұрын
Well earned! Store tillykke!
@redpanda1462 жыл бұрын
omg Switzerland is like that peaceful monk but can be deadly
@Ken-kb5fw2 жыл бұрын
NO, having a plan to defend your nation by using citizen soldiers is anything but insane, it's brilliant.
@lucalovespopculture3743 Жыл бұрын
The other big reason to have that is that the military cant radicalize itself. Cause when every man has to go, you have people off all social and political backgrounds in it. The military doesnt become its own political entity here and something like a military coup is just not possible.
@faustosar6151 Жыл бұрын
It also takes power away from the state and gives it to every citizen. It would be very difficult a dictatorship in Switzerland.
@twelve113 жыл бұрын
Everything in this video makes me adore Switzerland!!
@vampire43123 жыл бұрын
WWII from the swiss perspective: Nazi-Germany: "Choose a side!" Allied: "Choose a side!" Switzerland: "What part of 'neutral' don't you guys understand?" Nazi-Germany: "They are making business with the allied! They are bad people!" Allied: "They are making business with the nazis! They are bad people!" Switzerland: "Here we go again... Do I have to paint it for you guys?"
@ApostateAbdul3 жыл бұрын
XD
@chunche18023 жыл бұрын
It was the exact opposite. Both parties benefited greatly from Switzerlands neutrality so they respected it mostly
@gizzit27123 жыл бұрын
I still liked the story of Switzerland response to allies flying bombers/fighters over their country to get to Germany. Switzerland "Stop that allies!" Allies "Come at me bro." Switzerland "Wouldnt say that if you were on the ground...."
@erichvondonitz53253 жыл бұрын
@@chunche1802 Although, the Allies did "accidentally" bombed a Swiss city cuz they shot down a few of their planes. Switzerland will shoot down any of their planes on both sides during the war
@mathisnotforthefaintofheart3 жыл бұрын
It's a bit more nuanced. We need to define neutral. Switzerland was indeed politically neutral in WW2 but (and that is a big one) Switzerland did allow Hitler's army to pass through Switzerland on the condition they wouldn't do anything in the country whatsoever. So Swiss soil was used for Hitler's advancement but Hitler was smart enough to leave it at that. The question remains if Swiss soil was necessary for Hitlers operations, but that is another debate. Fact is that the Swiss did not close their borders.
@igor007122 жыл бұрын
Not only is switzerland smart, and can beat any country, but they also have an amazing warning system of warning sirens set across the country.
@galvinstanley323511 ай бұрын
How could Switzerland stop any military?the soldiers there shoot a rifle that only shoots in 5.56 which cheap armor can easily stop.The U.S. is moving to the 6.68 Sig rifle,which can shoot through level 4 armor.
@LegioneSacra3 жыл бұрын
As a swiss that has done a few years in the military ( then i mooved away) there are at least 3 mountain base that i know. I can tell you 1 of those is in plain sight , if you drive a specific highway u can spot hangar doors marks on a mountain cliff. Im risking a fondue boarding by telling you this
@liasmettler29963 жыл бұрын
bro why do you say that shit
@Gurfi283 жыл бұрын
There are countless of those bunkers. Even the former top secret ones were quite well known.
@merlinch42563 жыл бұрын
@@Gurfi28 Yes, it was part of the defence strategy :-D
@PetitRiki3 жыл бұрын
6:46 --> Fun fact : in Switzerland we call them "Toblerone" in reference of the Swiss chocolat. So for exemple "Tank traps" can be calling --> "Sentier des Toblerones" (in french) // "Toblerone line" or also "Toblerone Trail"
@Coeurebene13 жыл бұрын
That's how the little guy can keep the big bullies at bay. You don't need to be stronger, just need to let them know how much it will cost them to mess with you.
@tikilanichols80232 жыл бұрын
Greetings from New Orleans..we love the Swiss, from watches, cheese and our favorite, the Bally Animals/ Alpistar.
@derschneiper2393 жыл бұрын
Enemy tank: * Approaches Switzerland* Swiss: Good luck with our concrete Toblerone
@mauricestrijker64063 жыл бұрын
4:45 One of them is Meiringen Airbase for sure. It's funny that there actually is a street crossing the runway wich where you occasionally have to wait for some F18s to land or take off
@arnaudborne69043 жыл бұрын
I don't think it counts as it is publicly known and it isn't directly on the mountain.
@novadust61953 жыл бұрын
Oh God, that must be hilarious, just eating in traffic, and you see a F/18 superhorent just land
@madstalk3r6043 жыл бұрын
@@arnaudborne6904 If you want want something to be kep secret, let everyone else think they actually think they know the secret so they won't dig too much deeper. I do that that : people around think they know a few secrets about me (false) so they don't keep asking asking questions, because in the end I may do a mistake and tell them.
@di49852 жыл бұрын
@@madstalk3r604 Your argument is invalid due to the fact that the false secrets you do give, (to deter someone), wouldn't give an "Answer" or end result to what the actual secret is asked or wondered. Also, you then make yourself susceptible to other investigations that are easier to be proven false, resulting in that person or persons trust in you, and then ultimately trusting and believing the prior secret that you don't want to be focused on and proven true. The best thing to do for deterring or evading investigation is to create a more believable false claim of the person investigating you, and tell them that you were told by the individual that told them about your secret. This automatically deters their need to invest in your life, and invests in their need for their own life. The main accuser will deny it fact and become not as credible as before, and the other will never be able to know who created it unless you give in and tell them it was you, that is, if all this was for nothing and let them continue their focus of investigation back on you. An easier approach would just be to...... DENY! DENY! DENY!
@jordan49543 жыл бұрын
The funny thing that the Swiss army is extremely specialized when you look at in detail. For example, the rifle which is the Stg90 is build to last for ever. Which implies that they still think of hiding in bunkers with barley any weapon supplies. After 7500 shots it still got 98 points on 100m in a test (Sig 550=Stg90).
@ALBERT-oj1vn3 жыл бұрын
Geographically speaking: Switzerland is the Afghanistan of Europe
@Ezekiel9033 жыл бұрын
the only problem is the border with germany, Basel, Schaffhausen, even St. Gallen doesn't have big mountain, this could be the easiest way to enter swiss.
@Soldier_Balls3 жыл бұрын
Except that there is no insurgency and its kinda moderately easy to control unlike afghanistan
@youcantalwaysgetwhatyouwan66873 жыл бұрын
Singapore is laughing at Afghanistan
@ALBERT-oj1vn3 жыл бұрын
@@Soldier_Balls well I guess "geographically" was clear enough in my comment
@switzerland3 жыл бұрын
The Swiss even had secret plans to create a self-organizing terrorist organization in case we lost the war. So the similarity is actually there.
@zennvirus79802 жыл бұрын
That's what I like about Switzerland (aside from its gorgeous landscapes, views, cheese and wine): their "I don't want to have a part in your mess and I will do what ever it takes not to" mentality. That's no mean feat, considering European history.
@jholotanbest26883 жыл бұрын
I really like the Swiss way of thinking because if you stop to think about how horrible war is, you start to wonder why more countries don't do everything in their power to make war less likely. To me it only makes sense.
@anon81593 жыл бұрын
@@robinstrand3555 lol how does that relate to what he said
@GailTscherrig3 жыл бұрын
@@robinstrand3555 they were purposely chosen by the Nazies to secure the continuation of them. Its a very satanic country which many cant see,
@AmraamSidewinder9x Жыл бұрын
I have seen the "secret" airbase from my eyes. It is so confidential that there’s a restaurrant opened to visitors where you can have your coffee at the same place fighter pilots would and buy postcards or gifts from their little "gift shop".
@dmoon73483 жыл бұрын
Very Respectable. Peaceful yet Very Prepared. Just wants to be left alone 👍
@astraleee3 жыл бұрын
“If I don’t want to fight that doesn’t mean I can’t” ~ Joe
@moritamikamikara38793 жыл бұрын
Switzerland: "I don't like fighting. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna do it thou"
@B0B0BI3 жыл бұрын
Joe mama
@4real6813 жыл бұрын
you can find the tank traps almost everywhere in switzerland. not only in the french region, everywhere its flat we have these
@albertobettelini83212 жыл бұрын
As commander of a battery of self-propelled heavy artillery armored Howitzer I can say that we have invaded France (accidentally). An armored vehicle, trying to move more quickly to a well-known barracks in the north-west of Switzerland, ended up on French territory. The crew first and the military school commander afterwards had quite a few questions to resolve with the French police who had temporarily confiscated the Howitzer.
@boiwhattheheckboi49173 жыл бұрын
“Why Afghanistan is unconquerable” Afghanistan: *gets conquered* “Why Switzerland is unconquerable” Switzerland: 😳😳😳
@pauliandelrosario3 жыл бұрын
there's no corruption in Switzerland except for Corrupt politician's bank accounts 😂
@yveslang30143 жыл бұрын
I would like to see someone try
@caturix45413 жыл бұрын
Afghanistan was never really conquered
@caturix45413 жыл бұрын
@Rigel how long ago was that? We talk abbout modern warfare, and neither the US or Russia did manage to conquer it, the twi biggest millitarss in the world. The us even failed with nato.
@haventthoughtofanameyet63643 жыл бұрын
@@caturix4541 I guess you think America didn't conquer Afghanistan, but really in this day in age, no one is "allowed" to conquer stuff. If America or Russia wanted Afghanistan,they each could literally wade into the country, take over, and call it theirs. If you think otherwise, you're delusional.
@josephryan92303 жыл бұрын
I will say up front that I am a huge fan of the Swiss militia system, particularly the fact that everyone's personal arms are kept at home, for life. That alone makes Switzerland unconquerable, at least in my opinion, because it makes the potential cost to an invader much too high. I very much wish both Taiwan and the Baltic States would adopt the same approach, but that seems unlikely at this point. All of that being said, I wonder if the title of "unconquerable" really belongs to Russia, rather than Switzerland. Having been unsuccessfully invaded twice by a major European power in two centuries (I'm ignoring WW1 here), Russia has repeatedly demonstrated its unconquerableness. The Swiss, not so much. While I think they would indeed repel any invader, this capability still remains a theoretical one. On the plus side, the fact that the Swiss have never had to prove this capability fully demonstrates the deterrence effect of all their preparations. Which makes them the real "winner" in this regard, given that they have not had to suffer horrendous casualties and destruction to prove their point.
@Gunni19722 жыл бұрын
It also puts the Noncombatant Civillians at risk. Because every civillian house "could be considered armed" is fair game. See? Today's weapons could level a city within a few minutes to an hour. And that alone could break the Swiss economy. You target the 5 biggest cities in switzerland, and you only have to deal with 10% of Switzerland's force after that. Mass Murder never stopped the big guys. And it was never as easy, as it is today. Sure, you can detect missile launches earlier than in WW2. But what can you do about it?
@josephryan9230 Жыл бұрын
@@kira-le9qr Duly noted. Of course, Russia was much smaller then too, I imagine, not the largest country in the world like today, with lots of resources to draw upon. The Germans just couldn't match that over time. It's the same reason Russia is slowly grinding down the Ukrainians. Once things turn into a war of attrition, the larger and better resourced of the two combatants is more than likely to win.
@savvastopalidis99573 жыл бұрын
I finally understand why the notification bell has been added to youtube. Amazing work, thank you.
@11kungfu112 жыл бұрын
I choked on food when you said a bomb to your ears and played some swiss speaking lol
@kimriseul_022 жыл бұрын
i love Switzerland, it's a very beautiful country and hoping to live there one day :)
@muratyildiz506 Жыл бұрын
most boring country in whole Europe
@pip5461 Жыл бұрын
That is easier said than done unless you're Swiss, and you're services are no longer required to guard the Vatican...
@cattleNhay Жыл бұрын
If your a narcissist coward you’ll fit right in
@RFGSwiss9 ай бұрын
unfortunately, we're full. sorry.
@urielba3 жыл бұрын
Your video skills have improved impressively. Congratulations on this and previous videos! Your content is very rich and entertaining. I'm sure your channel won't stop growing
@tde19643 жыл бұрын
We, Swiss, made a really good job at selling everybody the idea that our country is unconquerable. Or maybe it is, but the cost vastly exceeds the benefits (want to rebuild all the crossing through the Alps or re-bridge 400 rivers, uh?). That idea, by itself, is our best defense.
@vacancyinterest45572 жыл бұрын
Nothing is unconquerable but geography supports strongly such the idea that Switzerland is unconquerable, therefore it is not an unsounded idea. In addition, indeed the costs of conquering Switzerland exceeds the benefits.
@ezariogerion31382 жыл бұрын
@@vacancyinterest4557 what you said was a mix between repeating what VonMilch said and some sophism.
@vacancyinterest45572 жыл бұрын
@@ezariogerion3138 Vonmich expressed some skepticism whether the idea of the unconquerable country is sounded and he seemed to lean more into the aspect that this idea of the unconquered land is mainly the outcome of good marketing. I expressed clearly that the idea is sounded. I hope I clarified your concern addressed to me with a lot of sophism.
@ikat_tracer2 жыл бұрын
They removed the bombs, immediatly nullifies your statement.
@jonjones9712 жыл бұрын
Rubbish..... The game is in the economics.... I remember the shite they tried to tell us during the military service in Swiss... All BS... Learn your history.. Read up on BIZ and the meetings that took place during the war.... Unconquerable... What a joke... Swiss military is good for show only.... In this century no force needs to invade anymore... Swiss has no resources apart from strategic location in the center and corrupt banks to park the loots...
@switzerlandpinoyreview2 жыл бұрын
great content! Welcome to Switzerland
@samyakhp43533 жыл бұрын
The thing is, the effort isn't worth the reward. Combination of its geography, it's military and it's mentality along with it being a neutral buffer zone (when attacked from 1 enemy, will automatically alert the other countries to defend), Switzerland is unconquerable!
@xenotypos3 жыл бұрын
We could nuke it. But then we wouldn't be able to go on vacation in the beautiful Swiss villages in the mountains, surrounded by crystal clear lakes.
@chronicom30yearsago123 жыл бұрын
@@xenotypos All of them have Bunkers bruhh
@xenotypos3 жыл бұрын
@@chronicom30yearsago12 Destroy the entire mountains by concentrating fire, it's a small country after all. But still, vacations. The lakes. The cheeses.
@supe47013 жыл бұрын
@@xenotypos hence the part where they said “the reward isn’t worth the effort”