How Teddy Roosevelt Got Shot and Still Did an 84 Minute Speech

[@WeirdHistory]

Snafu this morning, we double launched a 2nd video - The True Story of Open Water: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmS9XoOJjrlkbq8

[@angierodriguez7383]

So happy you guys showed love 2 times in a day!!! Love this channel!! ❤️

[@irvingramirez2335]

Finally you did one of my request!!!! My boy Teddy the OG Roosevelt

[@NewMessage]

Snafu it may have been.. but made my day all the same.

[@sarahprince2412]

Look I love your channel but you really didn’t have to go and make this political by making a stupid crack with the fake news bit. You don’t like Trump then fine but there was no need to even bring him up or make a stupid ass comment when this video has nothing to do with Trump. Just shows how immature you are.

[@ameliablack2627]

Can you guys do some African American history?

[@IntergalacticSpaceKitten]

When Roosevelt DID die, in his sleep from a blood clot that dislodged and traveled to his lungs, Thomas Marshall (VP of Woodrow Willson) said that "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight." I believe that statement 1000%.

[@carljones4179]

Amazing

[@urhooked]

He was the ultimate chad

[@alphabet_god1175]

Urhooked - this is true. He is, in fact, the ultimate chad

[@whisperingsage]

Probably a clot from that bullet.

[@NYCDom]

Legend

[@silentecho92able]

Teddy wasn't the one bleeding, no that was the bullet's own blood it died on impact.

[@janicemaceachern1004]

hahaha

[@sawgerera]

Ha,good one!

[@vickypedias]

Vote to make Teddy Roosevelt the new Chuck Norris meme

[@freddurham8102]

@@vickypedias That was actually a thing in Teddy's day, I don't think the Chuck Norris memes are based on the old jokes but they mirror each other pretty well.

[@cardboardethymith3893]

@@vickypedias signed ✔

[@kevez17]

“Mr president, you’ve been shot” “I know it”. Absolute baller

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

He was too nice to say "no shit Sherlock"

[@bemotivated8443]

A bullet can’t stop the bull moose

[@randyralls9658]

All the world is a stage

[@coopa_troopa0192]

Erik Truchinskas LOL

[@easypete975]

They don't make men like this no more..

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

Security: Mr.President! You have been shot! Roosevelt: Tis but a scratch

[@xmisoryeio]

I was going say that lol

[@englishpatriot545]

Damn you beat me to it

[@DibIrken]

"It's just a flesh wound"

[@jaylenware363]

“Oh no…anyway”

[@kingarthurstopmotion3589]

@@jaylenware363 lol

[@dudalist3354]

the reason why bullet didn't kill teddy roosevelt is because the bullet wanted to hear his speech

[@Talmid.of.Mashiah]

w h o l e s o m e b u l l e t

[@LorenzoEnzooey]

Even a bullet has better Political Senses than modern americans

[@creativeusername6453]

No the bullet was just afraid of Roosevelt

[@olbradley]

@@creativeusername6453 Either one is plausible.

[@ryanschumacher3448]

I respect that bullet after hearing this. Good to know

[@Evan_doodlearts]

His body won't let him die until his speech is done now thats a president

[@RRJOfficial]

He died 7 years after it. :)

[@GWKrae]

ok

[@amtic9696]

@@RRJOfficial not giving a speech lol

[@isaacmarrufo8935]

RRJOfficial but death had to take him in his sleep

[@adrielallen4629]

@@RRJOfficial It had nothing to do with the gunshot

[@XXStrong1]

Teddy: Gets shot Also Teddy: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted...

[@Da1haroon]

🤣

[@muhammadfadhiil5992]

A frickin madlad 🤣

[@s4v77]

Lmao

[@clintleyva7310]

this deserves more like breh

[@mxsty1481]

underrated comment right here 😂🤣

[@thanksreviants8981]

“It takes more than that to kill a BULL MOOSE” -Teddy roosevelt

[@danitron4096]

I see why he’s on Mount Rushmore

[@gregmoser1090]

Teddy Roosevelt after he gets shot: “Oh no” Also Teddy Roosevelt: “Anyway”

[@sophieunixx3360]

Hm it seems I’ve been shot, anyway

[@IversonX3]

LOL

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

*ah yes bullet, so anyway*

[@gjk-arts5855]

_Oh I’m bleeding-? Well anyway.._

[@AnnikaSB]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Teddy Roosevelt: Oh. Someone shot me. Who did that? Anyway-

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Teddy: "Tis but a scratch, what was I talking about again?"

[@futbol5554]

HLMAO

[@thattheatrenerd1418]

Security: Sir you have been shot Teddy: yeah, so. It is just a flesh wound.

[@bemotivated8443]

A bullet can’t stop the bull moose

[@AJxxxxxxxx]

Romeo and Juliet reference

[@ethanieldagul9821]

so your here

[@Overlord99762]

Dude: shoots once Teddy Roosevelt: You should have gone for heeead

[@eric0508]

That’s gota be a thanos pun

[@jetrickgordo4026]

Love the reference and the practicality of headshot.

[@maxacorn]

honestly, even if he shot him in the head, the bullet would probably run in the other direction.

[@rosarivera2360]

@@maxacorn why????

[@shredbacca]

lmao

[@angeloiodice9304]

Teddy was fearless. I read his history once. Seems that he suddenly became a different man of this fearless variety because he lost his wife and daughter to death by illness at the same time when he was a young man. Those around Teddy say this shocked him into being a very different man with no fear. Maybe he lost everything he loved but had to keep on living and didn't fear death because that was the place where his loved ones resided.

[@adamestes5227]

Actually, he never lost any of his daughters in his lifetime, as his two daughters died in 1977 and 1980. He did lose his first wife and his mother on the same day (February 14, 1884) in the same house, saying of the event, “The light has gone out of my life.” Later, in WWI, his youngest son Quentin, who was a fighter pilot in the US Army Air Service, was shot down and killed in France in 1918. Roosevelt himself died a year later in 1919.

[@angeloiodice9304]

@@adamestes5227 Thanks for the correction. I believe I read that he never recovered fully from his last extended hunting expedition. Supposedly it was an ill-fated horrendous catastrophe of a hunt, and he was gravely ill and lucky to make it out of the jungle. The sicknesses and struggles experienced there darkened his health for the rest of his life.

[@adamestes5227]

@@angeloiodice9304 that is true. The expedition was plagued by tropical diseases, many of which were insect-related, one man drowned in rapids, another was murdered and the murderer was left behind. Roosevelt himself got a gash in his leg that got infected and was near death during the trip. Had it not been for a chance encounter with rubber tappers, there’s a chance they might not have made it out of the jungle, but though he received a hero’s welcome in New York, Roosevelt’s health never fully recovered from this expedition. That didn’t stop him from wanting to fight in France with a reorganized Rough Riders when America got into WWI, but he had also lost sight in one eye from a boxing game while he was President, and so Woodrow Wilson and other figures in power denied Roosevelt from shipping off.

[@kobold7466]

the most dangerous man is one with nothing to lose

[@ChalNjurshEp]

I know ❤

[@Desiiop]

The only President that maxed out his HP stats.

[@Birb-]

He rolled high charisma stat

[@parthibhayat]

He probably completed pandemics lvl 12

[@imthecryptic]

@@sayounsang he took the wrong build he should went tank build

[@lihan6870]

he used his charisma to kindly ask the bullet not to kill him

[@alejandroperez5800]

@@sayounsang Max health probably wouldn't save you from a headshot from a sniper rifle.

[@ladofthedamned7796]

This is the best flex ever in history

[@lordkiza8838]

OK ya cause when shot supposed to die but no he and when he shot and stood he talk and then 84 minute so he wins

[@keithtestaverde3712]

Another good one is after Reagan's failed assasiantion attempt he was giving a speech and a balloon exploded loudly. He paused and said "missed me"

[@kenny808kine8]

Big Teddy dont play. I started reading about him as a child and have emulated his world travels and dedication to fitness.

[@nicechoicee]

@@lordkiza8838 holy crap dyslexia much

[@thebirb1762]

what a legend

[@JordanR1621]

I firmly believe that Teddy Roosevelt was one of the most badass people to ever walk this Earth.

[@inquirer1599]

Him and Marcus Aurelius.

[@sleek462]

President Trump has joined the game.

[@JordanR1621]

sLeeK True that!

[@davidsalinas9]

@@sleek462 Democrat enters the chat crying about Trump*

[@brandonusry8822]

@@sleek462 I don't see how.....

[@Wi-Fi-El]

Theodore roosevelt: reminding men they aren't as manly as him since the 19th century

[@Real_gandalf]

@GOD thanks god

[@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.]

20th century, but I get your point lol

[@averagejoe9040]

@@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. he was born in 1858.

[@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.]

@@averagejoe9040 He was president in the 20th century.

[@averagejoe9040]

@@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. yes, but this comment wasn't about when he was president.

[@ri0t558]

"I don't always get shot in the middle of a speech but when I do, I finish the damn speech." -Theodore Roosevelt

[@vinnydaq13]

*guzzles a bottle of Dos Equis*

[@jokashikay5269]

《Facts》

[@WestGarbage6]

More than a couple of presidents can say about themselves

[@falcongamer58]

Teddy Roosevelt (political class human) Stats: Durability: 7 Health: 8 Cool factor: 9 Style: 7 Speech 100

[@lowsignal9834]

Toughness: 100000000495826294869273758 lmao

[@doofusloofus8359]

Light Armor 2000

[@pacaiis170]

He found a Roblox glitch in his hp

[@felixarvidulfkjellberg6361]

Is it his DougScore?

[@experanted]

He found his roblox passcode paper

[@keeksbee5441]

Meanwhile, I get a sharp pain in my head and spend the whole day thinking I’m dying from a brain aneurysm

[@Miracle-lg7fr]

You might be

[@keeksbee5441]

Miracle not yet, sir!

[@yrxnl1246]

Kristin Bee it was probably a migraine

[@nathy0308]

Lol same

[@signalia1265]

Justin Beiber cancelling his concert because of the flu

[@jhalenhanshaw5405]

Dr stange: Ive seen 4 million outcomes Teddy: How many times did the bullet win? Dr Strange: .... None

[@gangching8057]

Underrated

[@alicealfred9986]

😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@Copper389]

So basically Teddy Roosevelt was the OG Chuck Norris

[@peekaboo21284]

They have to be related! Lol

[@Awakeon]

Exactly what he was. :]

[@jacquil6718]

No. He was the OG Nancy Pelosi.

[@therealivydawg]

As if Chuck Norris could be Teddy

[@bemotivated8443]

And Andrew Jackson was the OG Theodore Roosevelt

[@josephusaquila5439]

Teddy's doctor: "Sir! You're bleeding!" Teddy: "Ah! That's the bullet's blood!" The Bullet: "Oh Shit! You're right!"

[@sophieunixx3360]

Oh no I believe you are mistaken, THE BULLET it bleeding not me

[@gameseeker6307]

Call an ambulance But not for me

[@moneyblue8466]

Lol

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Josephus Aquila s#JustMonika

[@pariisblussoms]

@@sophieunixx3360 no shit

[@nickolistef1778]

Teddy really cared about America and our beautiful scenery that we have here. His contributions and dedication to starting national parks will never be forgotten.

[@chickendinner5572]

One of my favorite US Presidents EVER! He cared about everything.

[@RestingJudge]

Supported women's suffrage & generous social programs as well.

[@keysersozee6513]

he also killed a lot of Americans by telling them it was okay to stay in the mid west while it killed them and their kids. Even though he was told to pull them out because there was nothing they could do immediately to help them at all. He was okay with leaving them there to die. Its amazing how much he didnt do to help the american people at all.

[@kronosx]

The best part is he got rid of monopolies.

[@grapecollects1944]

@@keysersozee6513 r/foundtheliberal

[@canofpizzasauce667]

If I could travel back in time, this would be where I would travel to. I wouldn't even do anything, I'd just watch and listen to his speech.

[@CaptainLevi69]

Make it so he wins the election

[@Sypaka]

Death: You have one final wish Teddy: Can I at least finish my speech? Death: Ok **84 Minutes later** Death: Am I a joke to you?

[@Nemesismaker]

Death left 30 mins in and let Teddy live for now.

[@raheemmrgnc]

Death 💀 was like I can’t believe this MF here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chineseduckscriedinladakh3760]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redjirachi1]

Theodore Roosevelt: You're why I became president, so yes

[@Eskii_NZL]

Haha good one mate

[@mohd_allearz8403]

Imagine if Americans had someone like Teddy sitting in office right now

[@mookalorian]

A progressive in office? Hell yeah!

[@sangimizo4376]

They wouldn't be able to handle THE REAL MAN!

[@Vynzent]

Instead of running into a bunker to "inspect it" lol.

[@Cycodude]

Teddy would have walked out and wrestled every single protestor just for the hell of it.

[@alexanderarkum4793]

We do....his name is TRUMP

[@jastew8814]

“Roosevelt wasn’t insane” *Shows Roosevelt laughing like he’s insane*

[@Roccworld_Trizzy12724]

I read this directly as it popped up😂🤣😂 now I can't stop crying

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

There is an image of that very picture of him having glowing shiny eyes. It's glorious.

[@Crew7340]

Lmao 7:42

[@ikagura]

Robotnik's inspiration?

[@chap5445]

The Bullet still suffers from PTSD to this day, poor bullet!.

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

Roosevelt and Bismarck were bulletproof confirmed. The Avengers should have called them in.

[@olbradley]

Roosevelt and Bismark as probably some of the best and most bad ass politicians of all time.

[@jgallardo7344]

Seriously! They would both make a great addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe

[@ryangiffel2136]

lol I saw doctor strange to

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

If only Franz Ferdinand had been bulletproof

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

@@tekkara1548 Thor deserved more love from marvel. He lost literally his kingdom, father, sister, brothers, mother, Hammer, eye, faith in himself, his hair and fit abdomen for.... Beer...

[@robertmills3830]

People have become soft. Imagine having him as a war time president, literally no world leader would be able to intimidate this guy

[@inquirer1599]

He never had a war. But did win the Nobel Peace Prize in 1906

[@mr.miller2769]

He was better at ending wars than causing them. That nobel peace Prize was for his mediation of the Russo-Japanese War by way of the Portsmouth Treaty.

[@frankpaya690]

@@inquirer1599 that was for mediating the Russian/ Japanese war.

[@frankpaya690]

@Andrew Solymos just think how different the Republican and Democrat legacies would have been if Eisenhower had actually tried to court black people, just after Brown versus the board of education in 1954.

[@DublinDan]

@Andrew Solymos Trump?

[@dirty_dan4423]

Teddy's crew: sir, you've been shot! Teddy: "tis but a scratch."

[@jamiejumpyhair7801]

Fukin baller

[@alfiegaspang919]

*Whilst strokin mustache*

[@endarkenedeyes]

“I’ve had worse”

[@prinzeraaj]

He PINKED me!! LOL Respect!

[@GStreet_Families]

"tis but a bruise"

[@theinkynightmare4140]

Him: Doing speech *Gets Shot* Him: Stills does speech Bullet: *Am I a joke to to you?*

[@scarletrequiem2340]

Teddy: *Yes*

[@kingdomhearts_isbooty]

I wanted to say that

[@augustuscaesar8287]

Low effort meme

[@sukamaldash3599]

The 50-pages long speech replies 'yes'

[@jansandman6983]

Teddy: Are you talking to me bullet? XD

[@paytonl3485]

This attack on his life *did not* leave him scarred and deformed

[@himynamelscolin]

His resolve has never been stronger!

[@caphillroyals466]

*i got that reference*

[@Az2FL]

Which is good cause he could have formed the first galactic empire

[@johntheeatingeaton4738]

It'll only be time before he abolishes the senate

[@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659]

You guys don’t get it, he *was* the senate.

[@mrpower1810]

*Roosevelt:* literally gets shot and is bleeding out. *Also Roosevelt!:* tis but a scratch

[@nikosnikos5082]

finaly!!!! this is the whole reason im reading the comments

[@kiidkief]

Stolen

[@witherblaze]

Tis but a flesh wound

[@RegiosRed107]

He is the most bad ass President ever i wish he’d won though

[@jessicataylor4071]

If Teddy won the 1912 election the US never would've been in ww1 without an attack forcing us in the war

[@ArmorGameing22]

Yes he did ...

[@Spencer-ut7bn]

selena Taylor More like the complete opposite.

[@nugget5tudios290]

He did win, he just didn’t run for a third term because he said that would be too similar to dictatorship

[@tander101]

@@nugget5tudios290 Okay, now I REALLY wish that he won.

[@lolgotem2426]

Roosevelt gets shot The crowd: screams Roosevelt: tis but a scratch The crowd: phew The assassin: :/

[@antonioiseahjr7030]

Teddy Roosevelt the most American American created

[@kwaynr1301]

that's funny, the most American American would be a native American. not a descendent from a dutch colonist.

[@seanbruce8294]

K way Those ‘Native Americans’ came over the land bridge connecting Alaska and Siberia. Why do you think that they look Oriental?

[@antonioiseahjr7030]

I was just making a joke

[@Donjuanantoine]

Y'all real fun at parties

[@bforthigh1617]

@@antonioiseahjr7030 most people unfortunately can't take a joke.

[@hpermutation4439]

Death: give me one reason why i shouldn't kill you Teddy: i want to finish my speech Death: understanable, have a nice day

[@looney_leone4055]

🤣

[@AnnikaSB]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@jorgesierra2790]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertoppenheimerr]

Imma breach the chain lol

[@lungstaonline6963]

Lol

[@badguy99]

Good ol’ Teddy Bear, they don’t make Presidents like him anymore, what a bad ass.

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

I hope Donald Trump isn't going to do a Teddy

[@TomasTitan08]

Maybe Reagan.

[@Elden_one]

Reagen was the most badass president of all time.

[@TomasTitan08]

@@Elden_one Reagan a week after he got shot when a balloon pops: “missed me”

[@Elden_one]

@@TomasTitan08 yup

[@DacStudiosEntertainment]

He spoke for 5,040 seconds while there was a bullet in his chest, man that’s badass

[@darlenebiggs7850]

The public would hate him. They don’t like manly men anymore. They want girly men 🥲

[@shafyhaziq8459]

The doctors: “MR PRESIDENT STOP TALKING YOU ARE DYING” Teddy: “bruh lol hahaha"

[@TheDiddster]

Xd

[@matineeman3038]

Lol

[@KralJulian-z1o]

Elisabeth II and Roosevelt be like: imagine dying lmao

[@argenteuseagle7490]

Teddy: Haha speech go brrrr

[@Toma58.]

Teddy : haha mouth go tralala

[@overipecanine1485]

The Virgin Assassin VS the Chad Rough Rider

[@hooper4581]

Chuck Norris couldn’t carry teddy’s lunch box.

[@greencertifiedweb]

I think Chuck Norris would proud to carry Teddy's lunch box!

[@hooper4581]

Business Outside The Lines - w/Chuck Peavey ha I bet he would.

[@jimbishop8667]

Easy now.... you're treadin' on sacred ground!

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

when Bruce lee & Chuck Norris fought in Game Of Death the force of their blows sent micro shockwaves back in time saving Teddy from certain death by lodging the bullet in his rib in stead of ending up in a v ital organ Chuck Norris is a hero....

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

did you know Bullets are afraid of Chuck Norris cus of his intimidating stare?? and the boogie man sleeps with a night light cus he's afraid of Chuck Norris?? and Chuck Norris was once stung by a scorpion and after 4 agonizing days the Scorpion died??

[@georgiamurray5169]

To be honest he looks like a grandfather who would make you warm milk and cookies in the morning. 😀

[@rutchiemasuba4556]

true

[@loganramos6900]

After he had gotten back from hunting this weeks meals and chopping fire wood to keep the fire place lit this week 😂

[@tylersoto7465]

The true Santa Claus lol

[@jiyzo]

​@loganramos6900 teddy roosevelt looked such like the stereotypical wilderness lover guy, and very manly too. the fact that he was so chill after being *shot* and did a speech just shows how manly he was

[@christhegreat9311]

Teddy wasn’t scared of death, death was scared of him

[@Dr_Martex]

Death had to take Teddy while he was asleep, if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.

[@orewachinchindaisukinandayo]

When someone popped a balloon at one of Reagan's speeches and he said "missed me"

[@wolfyk95]

Was a car backfire.

[@whitechris720]

That was great

[@capital_beaz4725]

@Jennifer Adams Reagan? The guy who was basically responsible for the Crack epidemic?

[@jamessebela3236]

Capital_Beaz47 .. And ignored AIDS because it was just killing gays. Until it got into the general population and the blood supply! My dads best friend died from AIDS complications after heart surgery. Historians will change the rethuglican view of their god regan.

[@sotis1756]

James Sebela not exactly his fault that your dad’s friend got Aids tho...

[@gaelicwarrior5064]

T. Roosevelt was like the Presidential version of John Wick.

[@jeremiahfyan]

He was literally a marine

[@wolftaker4721]

He would have killed the shooter for Shooting his glasses If he would have been Jonathan

[@mirzantp4663]

Except he was fat and flexable

[@gavinlindbloom6958]

John wick: President edition

[@plasmakitten4261]

This is the most Chad energy of any US president

[@Getactivewithcat]

So basically: .38 Colt is pea shooter and needs a buff it sucks don't use it. Update: oh yeah i forgot it got a damage buff in 1963 that made it one shot to the head. So you can go ahead and use it.

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Yea it was nerfef in the last update.

[@robertmedeleanu7573]

Well it does only 24 damage on the body so...

[@OmPrakash-pc1ec]

#valvefix #ubifix #activisionfix

[@creeper_mo461]

Robert Speaker he should’ve played Russian roulette as it wouldn’t kill any one.

[@akhen0950]

Valve pls fix

[@samanthasmith7539]

I liked how someone said death could only take teddy while asleep

[@rdwn1999]

That was from teddy's vice president

[@disgruntledwelsh3817]

Teddy: This attempt on my life had left me powerful and energised.

[@OverlordParadox]

This is getting out of hand Now there's two of them!

[@michellegil1609]

The bullet died from boredom after 84 minutes of speech.

[@lockheedmartin2112]

You're looking at it a Modern Perspective when back then this was one of the most exciting things to happen.

[@XCutie782]

Churches be like And no one understood your joke

[@BlackestSheepBobBarker333]

Roosevelt thought he was a pampered child and had a case of Asthma that stopped him from doing many activities. So Roosevelt was out to make himself a man, adventurer, warrior, hunter. What an interesting story is Roosevelt's.

[@chorusman556]

Assasin: Hello, death? Roosevelt: Death machine broke. Assasin: Understandable, have a nice day

[@hpermutation4439]

Underrated

[@nutterbutterboy8837]

I didn’t know Roosevelt was the manager for McDonald in hell

[@omi8015]

This is the kind of guy you want shaking KimJung Un’s hand.

[@deserteddave1596]

This is the kind of guy you want wringing Kim Jung Un's neck.

[@omi8015]

@@deserteddave1596 In a perfect world.

[@Alpha121198]

I think we’d have to send more security for Kim Jung Un if Teddy knew about him.

[@jaerys8823]

Bold of yall to assume Kim Jong Un is entirely responsible on how NK does and not merely a puppet. He inherited his position guided by NK establishment tyranny.

[@omi8015]

@@jaerys8823 snip the strings and the master is as useless as his puppets.

[@brandonbonett6416]

Andrew Jackson: I beat my would be assassin to death Teddy Roosevelt: Ha! cute...

[@napolien1310]

I read a comment a couple of days ago said something like this:" there are no cool or brave US presidents" All what I wrote to him is read about Teddy Roosevelt

[@shaiaheyes2c41]

What an ignorant comment, lol. America has had plenty of brave Presidents, multiple assassinated as well. Unfortunately, WW2 and the JFK assassination plot kind of destroyed that breed of American presidents.

[@Katinahat293]

He was such an awesome guy. RIP Mr.Teddy Roosevelt.

[@chaosXP3RT]

You should talk about the time Teddy Roosevelt was in a tavern out West when a gunman walked in a demanded that Teddy pay for everyone's drinks. And then Teddy knocked the gunman unconscious with two swift punches to the face

[@missyouwish88]

(I know I'm late to the party, but...) I thought it was just 1 punch?

[@jericbinuya327]

Teddy Roosevelt: Gets shot Teddy Roosevelt: “Oh no, anyways.”

[@swiftlemur7853]

Don’t steal comments please 😒

[@elhadj3475]

@@swiftlemur7853 ok and?

[@swiftlemur7853]

@@elhadj3475 when when the fuck did I say you were apart of this?

[@elhadj3475]

@@swiftlemur7853 first of all it’s KZbin all comments are public so nobody cares about your privacy

[@swiftlemur7853]

@@elhadj3475 you said first of all, where’s the rest?

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

There is very little to dislike about his personailty

[@private2102]

If only we could bring him back

[@DimitriEyonovich]

No arguments there

[@imthecryptic]

Can't disagree with this

[@squidiz496]

This guy is also the reason Teddy bears are called what they are and helped wildlife conservation a ton. Very interesting and selfless guy.

[@ricochet4674]

And also could probably kill 5 men with one hand.

[@watchingmaybecomment2664]

He refused to kill a bear cub and that’s where the teddy bear came into existence

[@squidiz496]

@@watchingmaybecomment2664 It was not a bear cub but a chained up bear. They had an unsuccessful hunt and they suggested he shoot a bear that they captured and he refused. There are a cupple different storys but this is the widely accepted version.

[@ScratchthechalkBoard]

Selfish?????

[@watchingmaybecomment2664]

@@ScratchthechalkBoard Why do you say Selfish?

[@sarah-annecarney7552]

Im Australian and I still love this. We should treasure our worlds history. Thank you!

[@MikeS-um1nm]

If he DID got shot through the lung, he'd probably say: "It's only a lung. The Gods graced me with a spare".

[@Faitzer]

"Dr Joseph Colt Bloodgood" come on man... is this some kind of joke?

[@user2144]

Well, wait till you hear about his cousin, also a doctor: Dr. Barnaby Colt Shootwell.

[@raizereaper4697]

Imagine getting shot, and then realising it’s at Teddy Roosevelt That poor bullet

[@tableturtle2978]

So, that is basically badass version of "Oh no!", "anyway," meme.

[@powpow1006]

Bruh i cant even get off my bed

[@JenniferMenendez522]

🤣🤣🤣

[@coolmansawesome]

What a mad lad, whoever didn’t vote for him was a monster

[@magnusvoxted9947]

You didn’t vote for him

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

@@magnusvoxted9947 You have no way of proving that. He _could_ be a 130ish year old man, who was enamored by a man shot before an hour and a half long speech

[@nibbagay8474]

Or had different political views than Roosevelt

[@EliteSpark-tf7kw]

If Teddy got a 3rd term we'd have been better off than with Wilson

[@benn454]

@@EliteSpark-tf7kw WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[@Mischeff]

This story will be legendary forever, the man said himself in the speech after getting shot “I give you my word, I do not care a rap about being shot; not a rap,” What a legend..

[@PHOENIXDude57]

“Some things are a matter of duty” - Junior Soprano

[@DJosAmmel]

He haaated being called "Teddy." His friends called him T.R.

[@icebear4482]

Teddy: Lmao that tickled who did that Teddy: anyways

[@seisyuncomplex]

not to be a bitch, but that wasn't quoted by him

[@Skysiax]

ツPixar Wow, you took it seriously

[@nVy346]

ツPixar #r/whoosh

[@aladvs]

MFZ YT r/ihavereddit

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Fake quotes are super disrespectful.

[@laury_clnsss]

He brushed death off like a fly-

[@Eric_Hutton.1980]

Andrew Jackson giving his would be assassin a beat down.

[@joermnyc]

Eric Hutton and Jackson had previously been shot during a duel... that lead ball was also not removed. However, the would be assassin had TWO pistols misfire... and that probably ticked off Jackson even more!

[@francisgriffin96]

Hey, love your content, you guys rock. I think due to the current situation you could do an episode on Rodney King and the LA riots. Keep up the good work

[@mscarmenmonee]

❤️❤️❤️🤘

[@Meteorkeeper]

Back when presidents were true presidents and not a complete joke.

[@sniperviper4922]

Cough cough obama

[@kimkim-mh7bv]

@Tyrel J. Oh . many people was caught because attempting to shoot trump and the media didn't show it up at all. You should know trump is hero. One man army, he never fear of thugs people.

[@LeahCatherine-z8h]

@@kimkim-mh7bv So.... why did he go running to a bunker for safety? Face it, T-rump (captain bonespurs) is a coward.

[@ct000374910]

@@LeahCatherine-z8h Funny, they showed him walking down the street to visit that church that burned down. He went to Oklahoma to campaign a few days back. And he's still been doing his job, or trying to at any rate. Considering the angry mob that was congregated outside the White House not long ago, he's not doing a great job of sequestering himself.

[@venous94]

Leah L sleepy joe was in his basement longer than trump was in the bunker

[@amirsoleymani2979]

"Just 15 more minutes" - goes on for another 40 minutes like a boss

[@Burkutace27]

American Presidents in the 20th century "Yes, I have just been shot, but I'll deliver my speech anyway." American Presidents in the 21st century "Twitter fact-checked me."

[@DarlaAnne]

Too damned true!

[@str2010]

Let's be honest, compared to past politicians, current republicans and democrats are all jokes (and compared to teddy, trump is a joke)

[@no-just-no]

he’s got plot armor

[@ladofthedamned7796]

Lmao

[@MAN-xs2lq]

Ha

[@tyriqcollier5509]

This actually makes me think different about people living in shows lol maybe great men all live through close death experiences lol

[@melikewafflesgg6167]

literally

[@surrk1057]

God gave him plot armor so his American episodes will continue

[@wabai_879]

Teddy Roosevelt is the only reason I got into history, teddy Roosevelt is so responsible mature and brave he is truly one of the greatest people to ever walk the earth, teddy Roosevelt Is not selfish at all he was more concerned for the people hearing his speech rather himself who was shot and the bullet was currently inside him he is to pure.

[@danielesquivel9957]

Anyone here after trump???

[@spencerk4077]

Yessir

[@ThatGuyJames15]

Me

[@holdthisl8169]

Had to remember the real OG

[@IcyFlame606]

5:34 this aged so well

[@maybelline5218]

😂

[@gabithink5079]

Death: NOOOOOO U CANT JUST TAKE A BULLLEEETTTT Teddy: haha speech go brr brr

[@sheryl6115]

💀

[@tk-4737]

The "brrr" joke is terrible

[@gabithink5079]

TK-473 haha my comment go brr

[@highwind1991]

Oh hey look, an actual president

[@Foose3535]

Wym

[@finthechat2268]

@@Foose3535 Trump sucks, I can not lie but if you have a different opinion I respect that

[@hkbabel]

@@finthechat2268 Nice respectful answer - and yes, the orange man ucks :-)

[@spadehaze1541]

Well, whether you like trump or not, he’s still the president

[@thanos2170]

Ik sad we haven’t had an actual president since Eisenhower

[@dizzblue8329]

Person: *Shoots Roosevelt* Roosevelt: You should've gone for the head

[@muncepii]

You should've gone for a original comment

[@dafuckisyourproblembruv9635]

With this comment being 3 weeks old I agree with you but, maybe he just thought of this

[@adwait613]

Za Waruuudoooo!!!!!

[@hhduhjougstdgbg7383]

@@adwait613 *TIMESSS STOPP*

[@djponto5461]

copied

[@cmc4448]

i'm not even american, but if i were to die for one, it would be for him.

[@brunor.2895]

indeed

[@T_bone]

General Patton said "It is not your job to die for your country, but to make the other damn son of a bitch die for his".

[@askauntb]

And the headlines read, *_"Chuck Norris, Caught Googling About Theodore Roosevelt!"_*

[@catalinacurio]

Teddy was so loved the teddy bear was invented, something to hug when we need one, like now. 😢 🧸

[@thricestride]

Teddy bears were invented because of a famous incident where Teddy Roosevelt spared a bear cub on a hunting expedition. That's also where he got the nickname, "Teddy", in the first place. The invention of the teddy bear didn't have much to do with how much Teddy was loved, but rather was simply modeled after the incident and picked up the name due to it.

[@suicidesquid3581]

"You can't finish this speech, you've been shot!" Roosevelt: hold my bullet

[@Unknownchannel722]

Wow! The man was more concerned with the needs of the people & making a impact rather than getting medical help. I admire the fact that he was such a humble man.

[@GhettoFabulous670]

If this guy was alive in 2020.. just imagine how great america wouldve been. What a legend.

[@averagejoe9040]

men like him can never and will never be a mainstay in politics. its too deeply rooted in lies and abuses to allow good honest people.

[@realreal4140]

We need a real President America. Please vote!

[@Augfordpdoggie]

waste of time. the dems and repubs are bought and ppaid for. rich get richer poor get poorer and more war. thats what has happened since the beginning of my life in 1973

[@vjs4539]

We have an awesome president who is doing his job better than any president in our lifetimes. Why the hell would we replace him with the Democrats brain dead candidate?

[@cutg2722]

@VJ S why not just end america

[@heyheytaytay]

@@vjs4539 LMAO yeah, everything's fine now.

[@RUN_IT_UP_]

Trump is a good president

[@justinthompson2887]

4 feet away... that's how he managed to hit him with a. 38 revolver lol.

[@michaeldaigle7207]

.38 caliber is plenty accurate. It being a .38 definitely helped is survival though. Stacks of paper are actually pretty good at stopping bullets, even ones with high velocity/energy and .38 moves at about 1000 ft/s and has about 300 lbf of force behind it, which is admittedly low, but still deadly if you take a direct hit.

[@justinthompson2887]

@@michaeldaigle7207 I was referring more to the revolver than the caliber. I only know 2 men who are accurate beyond 7ft static with a revolver. The low bore-axis and improved grip angle/ sights of today's semi's have most of us quite spoiled, hence why the comment was comical.

[@michaeldaigle7207]

@@justinthompson2887 7ft? It's not really fair to blame a bad shots accuracy on the gun. I shoot with both modern semi automatic pistols and double action revolvers, and I have no issue with either of the guns accuracy out to several dozen yards, let alone 7 feet. Christ most shooters I know could hit a grain of rice from 7 feet.

[@generalshaagi4832]

The sad part is that even after this he didn’t get the presidency

[@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420]

Exactly any guy who takes a bullet and is bleeding out and still gives his speech earns my vote

[@codewordafl5850]

He nearly won it though

[@arjunkrishnagiri]

@@codewordafl5850 Well actually the 1912 election was weird. Basically his VP Taft became president after him but he did the opposite of what Teddy believed in and Taft became really hated so in re-election year 1912 Teddy ran again in another party called the Bull Moose Party based on progressivism, so in the election Roosevelt lost but he beat Taft but lost to Woodrow Wilson. The thing is though is that Wilson won Easily with 435 Electoral Votes BUT Roosevelt got 88 as a THIRD PARTY CANIDATE and Taft got 8. It was weird and Wilson won Easily because back then barely anybody voted(14 Million) so technically Roosevelt lost by a little more than 2 Million Votes which today would be a very small amount but back that it was a lot. Depending on how you look at it he won by a lot or he lost by a lot. But because of the Electoral College he barely got any votes. Hard to think 10x more people vote nowadays.

[@bm.3759]

he quite literally took a bullet for his country, without even being the president yet.

[@arjunkrishnagiri]

@@bm.3759 Well he was. This was before the 22nd amendment so you could run for more than 8 years. He was elected for 8 years but left, though he was dissatisfied with his successor Taft and decided to run for a third term against Taft and his opponent Wilson. In the end Teddy took too much of Tafts vote winning 88 electoral votes mean Taft won 3 and Wilson won 450.

[@christophergraves7805]

Dropping pages to the ground. The original mic dropper. Teddy "He Pinked Me" Roosevelt.

[@Jiu-JitsuJourney257]

The balls on this guy. Imagine having him as president today. Good for teddy. What a guy.

[@tylersoto7465]

The US would do alot better with him as president and people would want the presidential election limit restrictions removed for him lol

[@yubichan8443]

The bullet was like Bullet: *COMIN THROUGH COMIN* *THROUGH COMIMG THOURGH-* *oh wait, let me hear his speech first*

[@BeatchBall]

5:37 It is now July 14th, 2024. The day after Donald Trump was shot. Remembering that Roosevelt had had a similar encounter, I decided to look online at some historic accounts of the assassination attempt of Teddy. The irony of seeing Donald Trump used in this clip is not lost on me.

[@rvdjt8874]

Jesucristo es Dios