How THE BATMAN Should Have Ended

[@coolguyyy9071]

Years later and I’m glad Batman still does his iconic “BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!” Line it never gets old HISHE!!!

[@indeed147]

Because I’m the Batman now

[@chafadog]

because he's batman

[@Aveezy0101]

How are you everywhere-

[@LoganWH8]

It does when they do it over and over instead of writing an actual joke.

[@OhOh996]

Never forget the line, *”Hey what’s up, you wanna know my secret identity?”* 😎

[@tanushbhatt1419]

Alfred's voice being Gollum was such a genius idea and embodies everything i LOVE about this channel

[@lmaoded1550]

Yes xd

[@AlisdairAlbert]

Ikr !! XD It had me cracked XD

[@masterrafferty4065]

"Alfred did it once, he can do it again!"

[@conqc20]

It was sound like Gollum and JaJa. lol.

[@koyobelgiquela123]

@@conqc20 I didn't get the reason they use the gollum voice. Alfred actor was the same as gollum in the movies ?

[@redjulius33]

Finally someone did the " I've been trying to reach you about your car's extened warranty" thank you HISHE. You've been making me laugh since I was in middle school and truly, I hope everyone involved with the show is doing well

[@fidohofficial2070]

as someone who’s been watching around the same time you were, well said bud

[@tacomctacov2622]

Nice👍

[@Sean_Connery]

This joke’s done all the time tho

[@imagina20748]

Yes I get called at least twice a day about extending my warranty or getting quote for lower car insurance.

[@SuperFlawless2010]

I actually saw this joke in some other batman parody. Just wish i remembered which channel.

[@tylerdao4107]

2:47 I love how his caller id for Alfred is “not dad”

[@nahtandorvol4200]

The Gollum Voice for Alfred might be one of the funniest things HISHE has ever done. Totally unexpected haha

[@wiggins1008]

Well the new Alfred in that movie was voiced by Andy Serkis

[@nahtandorvol4200]

@@wiggins1008 Thats right

[@leiarobinson3549]

I know that had me on the floor I was laughing so hard. XD lol

[@aekgkanis21]

Had me rolling. Too good

[@peter9477]

@@wiggins1008 I mean, if he hadn't been played by Serkis and they did the Gollum voice, there wouldn't have been a joke there, really... just strangeness.

[@mwngt12]

The fact that Superman was calling Batman to join him at the diner, thinking that the movie had ended as 2 hours had passed by the time they arrested the Riddler -not realizing this is a 3 hour gig- and thus jeopardizing his identity in the process, is just pure genius!

[@gamermanPS3]

I had the same when I watched the movie.. I thought it was gonna be 2 hours but damn was I mistaken

[@monmothma3358]

Bruce? BRUUUUCE!

[@mwngt12]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!

[@elsilossos626]

Honestly this is exactly where the movie should’ve ended. Nothing after that scene fit into this movie.

[@fernandosantoianni2668]

Not everybody checks the runtime before going into the cinema. It's just a number that doesn't say anything. The films ends when the story ends, if you have to keep checking the hour until it's over then it's not a good film.

[@JayBaz]

I love how after all these years we just got used to the unique batman personality that the HISHE universe has developed. Makes it extra fun to watch!

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

3:27 that's my purse! I don't know you!

[@ShadowDemon_4]

"What are you gargling marbles or something?" "Agugabulabahe!"

[@skelepunner745sans5]

Hey, wanna know my ...secret identity?

[@skxlter5747]

The voice is annoying to hear

[@benjaminhence]

@@skxlter5747 No it’s not. It’s one of the best ones

[@jimmybones5185]

That Smeagol voice is easily one of HISHE's best jokes ever.

[@silverstate-x1v]

"Question Man tries to hurt Master!" - That is a genuine stroke of genius, guys.

[@PLUX4]

That was a tremendous line lol. Also, that Gollum impersonation was really well done 😂😂.

[@alderaan20]

I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe during that part!

[@starkillersneed]

You know damn well Alfred was terrified because he has a bad history with riddles

[@zacharyspinks6207]

Man that Gollum impersonation is Surperb!😂😄🤣🤣

[@kexus4415]

masterclass😂😂😂😂

[@dayoolaleye1265]

“I guess I’ll fight Joker again” “No please not again, it’s been done to death” “Yes I will, you HUSH” A1 wordplay. Awesome HISHE

[@osbaldocruz4735]

Ohhh, the moment I saw "HUSH", ohhhh, I like where this is going

[@MegaKnight2012]

Yeah, that's what I thought

[@antonycuff4512]

@@osbaldocruz4735 The riddler was hush !

[@kamsitheprince]

@@antonycuff4512 yeah like the batman hush animated movie

[@upaiaaua]

“You shouldn’t even be here “

[@JYang0602]

I don’t know what’s better: Bruce being scarred after that bomb for a while as a running gag or Alfred as Sméagol/Gollum

[@wojtekreliga3881]

In My opinion the first one is much better. It reminds me Harry Osborn quote "I took grenate in my face!"

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

How about when he does some actual Detective work and saves everybody an extra hour. I saw the film and it was definitely too long. Get the carpet info as soon as they catch Riddler, check under the carpet, realise there's a whole third hour about to happen, stop it and save the city without hundreds if not thousands of people drowning and massive property damage (since Gotham is meant to be on par with the likes of New York he definitely did not save everybody at the end when leading them to safety).

[@thedeliveryboy6178]

I like that pretty much everyone is in agreement that we don't want the next villain to be the Joker because people are tired of it by now 😂

[@mingsjeffrey1728]

Shut up! You're not even supposed to be here. 🤣

[@jamesdan6895]

Which is kinda ironic because the last Batman vs Joker Movie was in 2008 and the previous one before that was 1989.

[@bgvo4373]

@@jamesdan6895 Mask of the Phantasm? Return of the Joker? Under the Red Hood? Joker?

[@christianvirtudazo3106]

Live action or animated?

[@bobbyjones3011]

@@bgvo4373 Under the Red Hood wasn't really batman vs Joker but the others yeah

[@poontang3zizo]

Let's all be real here. Batman is the real star of this channel

[@knarfxplayz2510]

As he should

[@PROGAMING-vt1kf]

@Don't read profile photo Thanks for the heads up, I didn't.

[@PROGAMING-vt1kf]

Yea, he's legendary. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!

[@reverseflash8701]

Because he is batman

[@raven3067]

This is Batman's channel.

[@spider-man500]

We officially have new Batman gags. - Batman naming himself Vengeance - Having his face blown up - Not being able to glide properly - Not hesitating to run people over with the Batmobile - "You're not even supposed to be here!" - Gollum Alfred

[@hassanawdi3793]

Batman had named himself vengeance in an old anime series

[@alexanderbrambila8274]

And "you're not even supposed to be here"

[@Christian-zt9uq]

And alfred with gollum voice

[@midniteoilfilms]

Major Harry vibes with the bomb bit...

[@midniteoilfilms]

Also, recalls to Toy Story and The Dark Knight HISHE.

[@Malthizar]

The Alfred/Gollum scene was perfect. Not only does it make sense on a meta level (Andy Serkis) but every line used fit so well as something either character would say

[@Wikidjack]

I can’t remember the guys name from the movie though

[@baxtermortimer1550]

i literally could not stop laughing during that sequence

[@darrenkilhams8056]

Yep so good just laughed my head off

[@d.hudmon5350]

I just realized that was Andy Serkis because of your comment...talk about range!

[@Thespeedrap]

Just shows how Andy Serkis is a good actor.

[@ZacharyHarpel]

"Hello master Waynses!" Had me laughing so hard! 😂

[@Paul_G.]

Same!

[@sebbyseb777]

I’m actually surprised they didn’t have Batman ask catwoman “you wanna know my secret identity?” Especially at the scene where they spilt off at the end of the movie.

[@lostinmyworld]

Maybe that's why she turned left. We did not hear if there were any last words

[@jedcunanan4276]

@@lostinmyworld Also where was the Ave Maria and Riddler awesomeness here then like their take on it

[@Astraeus..]

Yea but they can't really give those 2 a serious relationship, since DC already confirmed Bats doesn't go downtown, if you know what I mean. And Catwoman is definitely the kind of lady you go downtown for (although given what she wears, probably best to wait till she takes a shower first, nobody likes sour kitty).

[@sander6959]

@@Astraeus.. wtf man

[@MelkofficialYT]

Split

[@Bllurr1]

I love how Batman still changes out of his cool, modern armored looks back into his simplified suit for the diner scenes. That's his "casual suit".

[@revan0890]

They're his pajamas.

[@hardyharharv]

personal headcanon: with the armored look being year two, batman is reminiscing on early career lol

[@everythingshortsbyrajit3531]

Superman: breathes Batman: *"YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE."*

[@spartanq7781]

Superman: "you know I'm right."

[@General_Nothing]

What really should’ve happened is they should’ve found Riddler’s “secret hideout” immediately after the first murder because he sent them pictures that he took *through the window of said hideout.* All they had to do was go to the Iceberg Lounge, look up at the surrounding buildings, and go, ”okay, so which one of these windows was he in when he took this photo? Hmm… must’ve been that one there. We’ll get a warrant to search that place.”

[@avpaavcomics1299]

The Canadian lad pointed out that in a few scenes outside the iceberg lounge we could see the Riddler looking from his window.

[@TsubasaOfTheSword]

I love the inside joke about Batman apparently not “eating cats”. 😂

[@sherri42]

IYKYK 😂

[@Modernww2fare]

took me a minute

[@UNV-dk7xk]

Is it from an old hishe or something

[@just_mark5151]

Its DC prohibiting some writers to write Batman eating 🐈

[@davincent98]

@@just_mark5151 Specifically regarding the Harley Quinn cartoon

[@Vikingking100]

Batman: “I just took a bomb to the face!!!” Harry Osbourne: “First time?”

[@sirslasher3877]

Lol omf I never even though about that. when I watched the new Batman movie I’m thinking yeah… he should have atleast blood on his face or bruising. it was poorly done they didn’t try to make the movie good not really. and then in the original Spider-Man movies Spider-Man 3 Harry gets a pumpkin bomb to the face and it leaves him with a really brutal scaring. 🤷🏻

[@Jasonwithadot]

@@sirslasher3877 I mean to be fair he had most of his face covered

[@tylerhitchcock6763]

Underrated comment, especially since the meme format is with James Franco

[@Nameless82284]

I understand that his suit is tough enough to take it but there's no way his eyes and mouth would be safe.

[@Jasonwithadot]

@@Nameless82284 I rewatched the movie and he cover his face with his arms

[@gusjaka]

Alfred's voice as Gollum was a brilliant concept that encapsulates everything I love about this channel.

[@Gesundheit2000]

They did the same with snoke

[@MovieMicah]

Stolen comment

[@MrNicePotato]

@@MovieMicah who cares about a comment tho

[@ZimCrusher]

The casting was bit strange, though. Anything Andy Serkis is in, just feels like Andy Serkis. Never thought of alfred as a combat vet, who trained bruce to fight, and protect him.

[@SidneyBroadshead]

02:46 I thought Alfred just returned the parcel to The Riddler.

[@CaptainBadNews]

Love Clark is always there to make sure Bruce doesn't get to weird.

[@Salem-1610]

It kinda makes me wonder if Krypton exists (or existed at some point) in The Batman universe.

[@wibleston]

​@@Salem-1610I heard - don't know how true it's gonna be - that they're eventually gonna be making a movie with him and the Flash from the series.

[@Abelhawk]

That Gollum Alfred part was too funny to see a regular human casually doing that voice and the Batman not even noticing a difference :D

[@Cabamacadaf]

Why would he notice a difference? That's just Alfred's voice.

[@robertcortez4956]

Can we talk about the actual voice? It sounds almost exactly like Gollum.

[@klober7366]

@@robertcortez4956 well the actor who played alfred in the batman movie is actually the va of gollum

[@resikin]

The way he worded his sentences had me dying 😂😂😂

[@atharvavadeyar5157]

@@theonlyethanhiroshiki a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@jedsithor]

Honestly, Alfred recognising the handwriting makes so much sense it's infuriating lol

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

Even if he noticed the handwriting in the movie it still would've exploded anyway, wouldn't it?

[@Jose-se9pu]

"ok, sir, I will need you to get way off my back"

[@genjicrow]

Actually in the movie he throw it away as soon he notice something isn't right but the bomb still exploded anyway

[@jase276]

@@Jose-se9pu "Recognizing handwriting on mysterious postmail is TIGHT!"

[@SimonKnight1023]

@@Jose-se9pu “ok let me get off of that freakin dorsal region”

[@Prettygirlcn5]

I bet the animators had fun with that Batman fall from “flying” 😆

[@quaimaboylan5175]

What did u think about catwoman kicking Falcone in the nuts 3:28

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

@@quaimaboylan5175 king of the hill reference. That's my purse!

[@Jay-kz7mw]

Every Superman appearance was on point. Both during the movie and after in the cafe. Loved it. Especially him calling batman out on his voyeurism and saying he's the symbol of hope xD

[@francisfatta]

I swear these guys just keep knowing how to keep their running jokes funny, especially their Batman jokes 😂

[@BaronMartin]

@Don't read profile photo Who cares...

[@Mithrandir1983]

You wanna know why?

[@francisfatta]

@@Mithrandir1983 I don’t know, why 😏

[@vigneshvicky7600]

@@Mithrandir1983 because you're batman

[@Mithrandir1983]

@@francisfatta Because they are vengeance! .................................... and BATMAN!

[@ericastones1052]

The animation of him falling in style and then crashing is perfectly funny, I love it.

[@cainster]

Now put Peter Griffin falling down the stairs audio over it.

[@ericastones1052]

@@cainster yes do it

[@lukeskarda1780]

I thought it looked more like burrito bison.

[@Johanimate]

@@lukeskarda1780 same

[@darrenfalconer3267]

Like the old flash games - shooting a cat out of a canon. I recognised the twisted body poses immediately haha

[@jackjackmckean3791]

That was honestly the best hishe we’ve had in a while. Every joke was hilarious, and wow is the animation amazing! The quality is insane, keep up the good work

[@justablink8086]

I agree! Even the snyder cut was super hilarious and Im loving the wit thats come back to HISHE. I kinda wish there was more cafe scenes because I can watch them talk for hours, but Im loving how good the jokes are and how they make fun of the plot. Felt like the old HISHE that I love

[@Bryyanfrm617]

Facts

[@Sarutaru06]

@@justablink8086 40

[@zhetarho]

The face scarring was funny, but just for argument's sake: He is shown clearly covering those parts of his face with his arms as the bomb explodes. We've already seen this batsuit is a lot more indestructible than previous iterations of the character, so in universe, I have no issue believing he came out of that explosion ok.

[@reginaldbrown1073]

Thats not how fire works nor the shockwave created by a bomb 3 feet away. Because he's Batman

[@joaopaulolimacavalcante3050]

He was this close in the video, but I remember him being farther away in the actual movie

[@LEGITPURPOSE]

That package scene made a lot of sense. Especially with Alfred's knowledge on cryptology, he should've known right away it's from the Riddler.

[@alphamoose4385]

The cops should have caught on to Bruce right there he's the only riddler victim he didn't come to investigate.

[@SirBlackReeds]

@@alphamoose4385 Not to mention Bruce Wayne is suspiciously absent.

[@mariebourgot4949]

@@alphamoose4385 Yeah. Personnally what bugged me while watching was the fact that after Bats escaped the GCPD by the roof, the police put a warrant on him. But he and Gordon meet at their usual place anyway, with the bat signal that anybody can see on the sky (and thus find it's source), like nothing happened?!

[@monmothma3358]

@@mariebourgot4949 Ikr. He also keeps working with the police, for example raiding the Riddler's apartment, like nothing had happened...

[@giealcmso4770]

Maybe he knows but thinks it was just a clue to what will the riddler do next

[@Ppanos423]

I love how this channel have established a cinematic universe of its own.

[@phuclonghuynhngoc1212]

Funny channel.

[@adamalif4321]

"Are you hideous scarred" "YOU HAVE NO IDEA" This line just cracks me up 😂

[@skylined5534]

The expression on his face when he says it 😂

[@adamalif4321]

@@skylined5534 😂

[@brianalambert1192]

Thank you for pointing out Alfred not recognizing the Batman letters; that by all accounts should have been the hiccup in Riddler's plan. That he doesn't put together that Bruce Wayne is Batman so there wouldn't be a reason for anyone in the household to suspect that letter. But not only is Bruce Wayne aware that the threat is coming, ALFRED PROBABLY SPENT MORE TIME ON THE CYPHER THAN BATMAN DID! If there is anybody who should have recognized the handwriting, ITS ALFRED!

[@tux75]

I’m surprised they didn’t make a Pattinson vampire joke in this video

[@rocorando6175]

LOL

[@kumajin3621]

Low hanging Fruit

[@Nameless82284]

They made one in the Twilight comedy dub.

[@PrincessToyNerd]

Wasted opportunity right there…

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Did you know the batsuit can sparkle in the sun, why because I am Batman

[@buzzzysin]

The Serkis/Gollum bit was incredible. Your voice actors need a raise

[@AndrewCheshire]

Dude, you used the exact clip of the Joker in the hospital from the Dark Knight HISHE, and just stuck Batman's face over it. Absolutely amazing.

[@jfsimmonsiii]

That cat eating bit at the end hits differently nowadays lol

[@DockyRocky685]

fr

[@GenerationWest]

Superman: What are you doing? Batman: Using my Detective Vision. Superman: How does this help you find The Riddler? Batman: Loads... You shouldn't even be here...

[@VSSEDragon3]

Batman, Superman and Catwoman

[@techgoggles]

@@VSSEDragon3 batman: Do you bleed?

[@Rex-yp1qb]

Why superman even asking his got super vision dude could have just joined in stocking with batman

[@CyrussNP]

@@Rex-yp1qb lol that’s what he was tryna do but Bruce ran off 😂

[@WSendam]

I kinda wish Jim Carrey and Paul Dano riddler would interact in villain pub

[@quantumchicken5756]

Having Alfred do Smeagol's voice is fitting, like how Smeagol was tricked by a "riddle" back in the Hobbit.

[@NeilYoungHorne]

And, ya know, the same actor and all that

[@Jenneth]

@@NeilYoungHorne I almost couldn't take him seriously as Alfred because all I was thinking was, "That's the actor who plays Gollum..." So HISHE capitalizing on that makes me feel validated. 😂

[@Splitgamer74]

​@@Jenneth You should watch him in Andor he did such a good job!

[@vananon51]

That was hilarious!! 🤣

[@edgarst837]

They do that with every part that Andy Serkis plays, it's hilarious!

[@Georgeking23]

It has been 15 years since the first ever "because I am Batman" and I got to say never stops to get a laugh

[@nickblog3407]

Has it really been 15 years?! Man I'm old.

[@alanfoxman5291]

It also amazes me how many people must see this channel...Because whenever I do the "Because I'm Batman" line so many people "get it"

[@KingSouja35]

@@alanfoxman5291 To be fair, stuff being possible cause "He is Batman" has always been a running joke, is it possible they started it? Possibly. It'd be interesting to see where it originated from.

[@gogeterdone]

That ending with catwoman. PURE GOLD😄

[@MisterE1976]

The Riddler: "I'm Vengeance." The Batman: "Why did you say that name?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

That was actually one of Riddler followers.

[@ashbutler4692]

Love it!

[@MayorDoWell]

Lol

[@CjExpendable27]

Glad this came out. It is definitely not talked about enough how Batman took a point blank explosion. And should’ve broken every bone in his body.

[@junaid1575]

he covered his face with his gloves. the suit survived. the gloves survived. the gloves are explosion-proof. it's not too unbelievable i mean the suit is also bullet-proof. as for his eyes... idk

[@CjExpendable27]

@@junaid1575 Ok you clearly don’t know a thing about explosives. Even if the suite is bullet proof, the shock wave would have done major damage to his organs. Just because you wear bullet proof material and it stops the bullet, doesn’t mean the bullet will not cause damage.

[@bennydesu5807]

@@CjExpendable27 Bro what you talking about, he survives because he's Batman 🤦‍♂️

[@DoomRulz]

Or that he glided face first at full speed into a bridge, lol

[@gremmythoumeaux5074]

but if it's any Marvel it gets a pass right? lmfao.

[@chaihill1837]

My brothers and I literally just finished rewatching the film when this came out. Absolutely incredible timing.

[@pranavxavier9427]

Same here 😂

[@E.J_289]

Me too man

[@jubinsharma8441]

Same

[@lmaoded1550]

I just watched it's 10 minutes uploaded on yt

[@littledude6669]

I was listening to all is well that ends farewell from the soundtrack lol

[@InaccurateAssassin]

The eating cats part really aged well 😂

[@The_Zilli]

like fine wine lol

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

Gollum’s voice coming from Alfred just absolutely broke me.

[@oliverlutz1392]

I like how bruce is totally okay with alfred’s gollum impression

[@timdadwagan]

What are you talking about that’s just how Alfred speaks

[@skylined5534]

@@timdadwagan Exactly 😂

[@gevorg1989]

have you seen the 2020 HISHE video when first teaser trailer or teaser poster was announced?

[@marionbaggins]

@@timdadwagan Why isn't anyone addressing the Hobbit in the Room?!!! Alfred talks like he wants *sorry* a certain ring!!!

[@BuildinWings]

HISHE: A more-consistent DC Cinematic Universe than Warner Bros.

[@hellfireking8353]

true

[@tomedmonds8347]

That is sadly true.

[@ZeroB4NG]

true dat!

[@miriamrosemary9110]

Totally lol

[@worldwideinterests1]

One of the funniest they've done lately. The part where Superman catches him on the roof was priceless!

[@AnthonyCSN]

He's not even supposed to be there!!! Great episode man!!! :)

[@Bazeknight]

shouldnt you be editing?

[@calebmcurby8580]

Supposed. Spoused is a different thing

[@skan-]

@@calebmcurby8580 you know what he meant. no need to point it out

[@fynkozari9271]

@@skan- I want to be spoused. But you know what amazes me? This world, people with wrong spellings get many likes. A crazy person gets to be the leader of Russia. Also whats wrong with correcting him? You want him uneducated forever?

[@skan-]

@@fynkozari9271 theres nothing wrong with bad spelling in a comment lmao, as long as the spelling isn’t too bad to the point where you can easily identify it as something else. you compared a person with bad spelling to vladimir putin

[@sylvanus2554]

The fridge door being open the entire time in the scene where Batman is in Selina’s apartment bugged me too, glad I wasn’t the only one 🤣🤣🤣

[@skywalker6648]

Me too. I kept wondering, okay, when is she going to close the darn refrigerator door. She already had utility bills to pay, lol.

[@brucelee7782]

@@skywalker6648 Didnt even realise, went back to watch and now everytime she's near the fridge it really looked like she was gonna close it

[@rockstarphantom8112]

Went with friends and one of them actually yelled at the screen about it 🤣

[@skywalker6648]

@@rockstarphantom8112 Lol

[@skywalker6648]

@@brucelee7782 Ikr, lol.

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

I love how Clark is waiting for Bruce to finish up so they can get their coffee 😂😂

[@grumpyorgre2336]

Alfred speaking in Golem's voice is priceless

[@sigmacademy]

01:57. Proving yet again, that while the Batman's chin is iconic, the fact that it leaves him wide open to a tactical weakness is pretty obvious. Also, I LOVE that you went ALL OUT on the entire obvious damage that it would leave behind. :)

[@brain5853]

Also somehow he wasn't unmasked by the police immediately. They even brought to him to the police station and not the hospital after suffering an explosion to the face.

[@DNephilim]

@@brain5853 lol ikr...

[@painvillegaming4119]

There is a comic reason

[@zaiongames6727]

@@brain5853 Gordon probably did not let them

[@yungjose3369]

alot of superheroes wear a similar mask

[@ColdBloodedProd]

When Alfred’s voice was Gollum’s I lost it. One of HISHE’s best in a while

[@ishraqtalukder4518]

2:18 Batman combining joker’s “do you wanna know how I got these scars” and “because I’m Batman” is the newest hit comedy ever 2:27 best moment with the batmobile’s introduction never gets old and still is the best .

[@WSendam]

Reminds of the hit me scene in the dark knight hishe

[@Mr212prince]

The end statement "you HUSH your face" to superman.... Already says about next villain.... Brilliantly done by HISHE.. ❤

[@BludLad72]

For those who don't know the reason why Alfred sounded like Gollum, is because Andy Serkis(Alfred) played Gollum from LOTR

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

I'm disappointed we didn't have a villain pub scene with Riddler. It would be also dope if we had Barry keoghan Joker in the video.

[@themadtitan7603]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Yeah, they should've done one of those alternate endings with Riddler in the villain pub after his followers killed the Mayor or something.

[@jinpowuqk9125]

Thanks I was lost

[@miriamrosemary9110]

I assumed it must be something like that, but thanks for clarifying!

[@darthcaedus9130]

You should have left it as Alfred was played by Andy Serkis. Everyone should know the actor by now

[@cautioncrazy]

Batman telling superman he's not even supposed to be there is the best running gag here 🤣

[@i.d.9754]

He just wants to move away from the DCEU and Supes keeps trying to reel him back in

[@ConnorCreed3]

It almost feels like that's directed at someone.

[@HanBurgundy]

I liked how Batman is talking to the same nurse The Joker talked to when he was in the hospital in the The Dark Knight HISHE video. Another hilarious episode.

[@MRwAcKo0323]

Joker: you wanna know how I got these scars? Nurse: Ummm from Batman Joker: From Batman Years Later Batman: you wanna know how I got these scars Same Nurse: Because you are the Batman Batman: Because I'm the Batman

[@justalonesoul5825]

Eheh, to be fair it's the same exact nurse in all HISHE episodes where she appears, Marvel's in particular iirc. "Oh Lo'd, now we got ghost doctors up in this hospital!" (Dr. Strange HISHE)

[@darkshadowrule2952]

At this point you really have to understand the hishe extended universe to get how many self-refs they pack in these 🤣

[@ZimCrusher]

same nurse from walking dead and wwz

[@jamesblacker1840]

One of the best HISHEs yet. Well done!

[@MarioKaiba]

I'll admit, I didn't expect the bomb to the face joke to last for multiple scenes... but it was hilarious. And Supes being there when he's not supposed to be there... I haven't laughed so hard at an HISHE in years! The Gollum Alfred as well... I think I hurt myself laughing.

[@derek.seaborn]

These types of comments are trendy on youtube, but I mean, who actually laughs like that to these videos? I mean, it was entertaining and all, but barely even a slight chuckle out loud funny. I'm trying to imagine the type of person who would being hysterically laughing out loud - let alone, laughing so hard that they "hurt themselves laughing".

[@captaincrunch9926]

@@derek.seaborn Yeah, I don't get it either.

[@drphot6050]

Haha ikr... Your not even supposed to be here was great too!

[@dsbmitchell]

Yup. I had tears coming out of my eyes when Gollum Alfred showed up lol

[@babiJess0705]

omg same. i had literal tears i was laughing so hard

[@Blitzo8390]

The brief running gag about Batman AKA Vengeance getting a bomb to the face was hilarious

[@ChengTeoh]

"I am falling with style" ... Buzz & Woody would not approve.

[@Noir-Filmer]

only woody would not approve

[@stephenheisler3823]

"Watch out for the bus" ... Buzz & Woody takes note.

[@johntaxpayer2523]

@@stephenheisler3823 we're not aiming for the bus

[@joshberninger8355]

I was waiting for a Toy Story joke

[@stephenheisler3823]

@@johntaxpayer2523 That's the point

[@alvaradoac21]

I'm pretty sure Batman is known as "the Batman" to the public (on the news) but he calls himself "Vengeance" to the criminal underworld, as a symbollic way of saying he was created by the felons who murder innocents.

[@ishraqtalukder4518]

Quite interesting that Robert Pattinson’s batman voice sounds a lot like hishe’s Batman ‘s voice, which is a perfect match for his voice to be so badass in the film.

[@owenwhitfield491]

@Don't read profile photo ight bet

[@themadtitan7603]

Andthe HISHE voice in itself is a parody of the Christian Bale Batman voice.

[@acewarrior55k38]

@Don't read profile photo Ok cool, I won’t

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"Because I'm Batman" is one of the best running jokes in KZbin history. Why? Because it's "Because I'm Batman!"

[@MelodicQuest]

Batman: "You're not even supposed to be here!" Dante from Clerks: "FINALLY! Somebody gets it!"

[@chitambomwape1389]

This has to the best batman HISHE ever the part with Andy sirkis voice change had me in tears 😭😭. Well done to you guys 👏🏼

[@caleboteroseminario0911]

Anyone can be a hero, even a man who makes videos to entertain his audience without asking for anything in return.

[@clowncinema]

HISHE?

[@wa4659]

They got money, bruh

[@wa4659]

I watch 3 ads in this video alone... and i just watch this video one time...

[@doubleoz1]

@@wa4659 this is why I use adblock

[@mbyerly9680]

Likes and comments improve the profit algorithm so there's that.

[@Squicx]

I've been watching since Grade 1 of primary school and now that i've graduated High School, to be around during a new DC era WITH BATMAN and to have Hishe still repeat the famous phrase of "Because I'm Batman" is an absolute pleasure to still be around to see

[@dagetheevil1]

Dayum, I'm pretty sure I started watching hishe around 2012, which is my middle school days. Now I'm working a full-time job. Time flies and HISHE still lives

[@XDjester]

Missed opportunity to reference Twilight, when the car with the bomb-strapped hostage is coming towards a kid and Bruce saves him. I was hoping you'd have him stop the car with his palm like Edward did to save Bella. Lol

[@debbyarief]

That'll be GOLD 😂😂😂

[@angelaphsiao]

Guess they thought twilight would be too easy. Edward Cullen batman jokes have been dime a dozen since the casting was announced.

[@jakushkadarkstalker6278]

@@angelaphsiao And the actor did a great job as Batman too.

[@acesupreme4779]

I like how their still using Christian Bale's voice for this

[@windowsVD]

Pattinson himself said that he would sometimes involuntarily slip into Christian Bale’s Batman voice while filming because it’s so iconic. Love or hate the voice, he’s right.

[@Abhi-wh3ik]

​@@windowsVD My favorite is Pattinson, but I love Bale's voice as well. It's iconic for sure. Not a fan of using a voice modulator as it hides emotions.

[@windowsVD]

@@Abhi-wh3ik Bale is my favorite, although he benefits a lot from having a better written character in my opinion. I don’t love the voice modulator either but mostly because it feels like cheating. It pretty much makes it so that Affleck didn’t have to put as much care into crafting his voice and performance as Batman when it’s the sound editors who are playing a huge role in creating the voice. It felt an over-correction from Snyder in response to some of the backlash against Bale’s voice.

[@Abhi-wh3ik]

@@windowsVD I like both Pattinson and Bale. Although, I think Pattinson was a better written Batman, and Bale was a better Bruce, and a more developed character. I personally don't like anything about Affleck's Batman, except maybe the suit. I don't think any care, or attention was put into the source material. Snyder was more focused to make him more 'edgy', and as differentiable from Bale as possible. They could've handed him a black jacket & guns, and he would've just as well be passed on as Punisher. His characterization couldn't have been more off.

[@windowsVD]

@@Abhi-wh3ik I can see that to an extent. I think Pattinson's version does a better job of conveying the idea that the Batman persona is who Bruce Wayne really is. In the Nolan films, it's stated but it felt like they never fully committed to conveying that, so the real Bruce Wayne with Bale's portrayal always felt like somewhere in between his Batman persona and his public Bruce Wayne persona. However, I found Pattinson's Batman very underwritten in terms of his moral code and ideology. We're told towards the end that he doesn't kill, but it's never elaborated why nor why he doesn't use guns. If anything, given how brutal and unhinged this Batman is in his early years, it would have made a lot more sense for him not to have a no-killing rule and the movie could have been about him learning for himself why he can't take a life without ever crossing that line, similar to Daredevil in his first season. I like Batfleck's fight scenes and I thought Ben actually did a good job at least in Batman v. Superman. Even though I hated the way his character was written, I bought Ben Affleck in the role as an older more cynical and unhinged Batman who kills people. That being said, I didn't think his performance was any good in either versions of Justice League. He's quite boring as a more traditional and moral Batman, although he didn't have much to work with.

[@Nik-spartan]

Everytime I watch a movie, I always think of how Hishe will absolutely destroy it in their videos

[@hwoarangdvoguetthe]

It becomes a habit...

[@hwoarangdvoguetthe]

@Don't read profile photo don't tell me what to do.

[@Incredible_Mr.E]

Ever since Riddlers line “I’ve been trying to reach you” I wanted to hear the extended warranty so bad and you didn’t disappoint

[@Qkotman]

The Gollum reference. LOL

[@garythepartyrocker7613]

Facts

[@ily____]

*calling not dad*

[@strandalx]

@TheRealBandito yeah, he was like all bald and wrinkly in the Lord of the Rings movies

[@Abhi-wh3ik]

Batman has this insane ability to be unbelievably hilarious!😆 I'd love to see a live action adaptation of this version some day as it was done in the 60s. Incredible work, my friend.

[@thegreyinitiate3680]

I love that they played into the “bomb to the face bit” 😂 cause that’s exactly what he’d look like after that

[@joeswanson733]

that or being horribly crippled by the fall from the gliding.

[@sirslasher3877]

@@joeswanson733 exactly, but can we also mention how he hit the bus and then hit the road… and just what has a very slight limp and walks away, movie was too far fetched he shoulda been more injured looking 🤷🏻🤦🏻🤣🤣🤣

[@skywalker6648]

Though in the beginning of the movie they did show him designing his mask with some kind of fiber glass material to protect from bullets and I guess bombs as well, lol.

[@Zombiesnyder13]

Robert Pattinson came a long way since his infamous TWILIGHT days

[@jediclonekag13]

This was so hilarious, especially the part where Batman actually got scarred from the bomb.

[@raphielfabayst2115]

I like how Supes was legitimately mad that Bats wasn't done and couldn't sit with him.

[@rainwalkerstudios3388]

I love how this channel has evolved to the point where some of the HISHEs can be jokes that y'all made for different videos, and it still works.

[@ZE3KFEaRs]

Damn I was expecting a joke of how Vengeance magically teleported to his batmobile without being noticed. Or how the cops were trying to arrest/kill him for punching Gordon, then they totally forgot that happened in the rest of the movie.

[@Mohit_Yadav168]

Simple, cuz he's The Batman lol..

[@thiccmilkdaddy8072]

I'd imagine it's because they had bigger things to worry about.

[@trey5973]

I just assume Gordon told them that he asked Batman to do that on purpose

[@CrySomeMorePlease]

And no one checks out a huge light calling the Batman after all of this. It’s just chilling at some building and not one person goes see about it.

[@bruh2196]

I think the cops that where trying to arrest him where corrupt cops and the ones at the end where good because Gordon says something like "not everyone works for you"

[@DuendeTortuga]

Giving Alfred Gollum's voice was pure win, too funny

[@EricTooSerious]

“You’re not even suppose to be here” 😂😂😂😂

[@OGCreete]

"You've got all of these past due bills laying around. I mean, you really might want to consider conserving your electricity." Pure gold!

[@i.d.9754]

Batman being helpful is great

[@Red_John.]

Superman: "Bruce! Bruce! Over here!" Batman: "I'm not done yet.." Superman: "What! It's been like 2hrs dude!" Batman: "SHUT UP! You're not even supposed to be here!"

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

Riddler: Bruce Wayne?!!! Batman: aw come on man!

[@ryuuotaku35]

lol 😂

[@markchapman6800]

This was all great, but saving for the end the bit about Bruce shutting Selina's fridge (which bugged me too) was gold!

[@NickCorvello]

Lmao the best part was Superman floating down to ask Bruce what he's doing when Bruce was peeping on Selina 😆 the reactions were great Lol loved that the burn scars stayed on for 3 more scenes for consistency sake 😆 those scenes were great

[@l.watson3406]

The extended warranty and the Gollum jokes were top tier, definitely the funniest HISHE in a while

[@Mr-1rfan]

I don't get the extended warranty joke, mind explaining?

[@danilima6970]

@@Mr-1rfan me too

[@raydunakin]

@@Mr-1rfan Currently there are a TON of spam phone calls about bogus "extended warranties" going around. They usually start off with, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."

[@l.watson3406]

@@Mr-1rfan it’s a very common phone call scam where they say they’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty, I’ve been getting them for a while which is funny since I don’t even own a car lol. Also nice profile pic!

[@wwehulk8798]

@@l.watson3406 Don't they do the same with college tuition, I get them and I'm not even in college XD

[@madisonholtze7344]

I was so not expecting Gollum's voice to come out of Alfred's body that I literally choked on my food.

[@tenkenroo]

I like how you touched on the Alfred opening up the bomb. I was almost yelling at the movie that Alfred has seen the evidence before, is a trained mi6 operative, and it’s like hero 101 that anything that is covered in punctuation is obviously from a bad guy!

[@ianpgmusicfanfictionart]

Ikr. But maybe Alfred was drunk?

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

In a WB trailer, Bruce and Alfred argue with Alfred not hurt, not in danger, wearing a suit. I think they did re shoots, edits.

[@tenkenroo]

@@DavidLLambertmobile probably. I just found it a huge plot hole that Alfred would have this gigantic leap in poor judgment

[@mattmalco10]

The Alfred part had me howling

[@fercuscuelalopez9454]

Superman gets more love here at Hishe than at WB… unbelievable!

[@scytheseven9173]

Loved the ending joke about people freaking out about Batman saying "I don't like to eat cats" (it's a reference to a scene with Batman and Catwoman DC wouldn't let them make in season 3 of Harley Quinn, I think)

[@8Rincewind]

I loved that part too.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

I was expecting her to say “because I’m Catwoman!”

[@mackenzieehrgood6173]

That is impressive.

[@Stellermeerkat]

They actually didn't want to allude to batman "Eating cats" in the comics. Because DC Editorial believes Heroes "Don't do that".

[@scytheseven9173]

@@Stellermeerkat I could swear that was the Harley Quinn show's third season, not the comics, but that is the given reason.

[@IndianaKong95]

I'll be honest, Superman's campy bright blue and red against The Batman's dark grungy aesthetic actually works so well! I know people want to keep The Batman isolated in it's own grounded universe, but there is so much potential for a brand new Superman that's bright and optimistic that can play oppositive Pattinson's Batman, even if it's just those two characters--- I'm not even concerned for a new DC Universe or anything, just a new Superman that feels just as well thought out and loved by its filmmakers as this new Batman did

[@JaceDeanLove]

I feel like this would work best if Superman was less OP.

[@rotl]

You mean the Bruce and Clark friendshiep ? i agreed 10000% , but let us have a Robin first ... 17 year Robin ... Grayson ...

[@curtisleblanc5897]

The Mask

[@latetotheparty7551]

That's one reason why the comic series was pretty solid.

[@Vulfheim]

No

[@alarin612]

When Batman asked the room about the carpet tucker, my first thought was, "No way Batman would even consider that someone other than him might have the answer." Then he tried to take all the credit in the diner and I thought, "Aha, back to form."