How BATMAN Should Have Ended

How Batman Should Have Ended! The 1989 Classic Film finally gets its alternate endings from HISHE. Batman and the Joker both have plenty of moments where things should've gone differently in their battle for Gotham City and for the interest of Vicki Vale. It was fun to finally go back to the Tim Burton era and tackle a film most people probably presumed we had done years ago.. you know because he's Batman! Let us know what you'd like us to HISHE next?
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- Credits -
Written by Daniel Baxter
Voices:
Daniel Baxter
Tina Alexander
Chris Oldenburg
Artwork: Daniel Baxter
Animation: Daniel Baxter & Chris Oldenburg
Music:
Pond5.com
KZbin Library
additional backgrounds:
Steve Hidook & Otis Frampton

[@KeanuOrange]

Thank you for finally giving us what the people wanted: Bruce and Joker getting nuts.

[@LucianDevine]

It was a pretty touching moment. Vicki is just upset that she didn't get nuts with them.

[@billyrod1980]

😂

[@pcachu]

They're really good nuts.

[@BrandonRalstonUSA]

Didn’t see that coming for sure.

[@Lordborgman]

I could have sworn I just saw a near photo exact image of this on imgur about a week ago.

[@Aragonsdick5170]

Batman trying to get the moon shot is hilarious 😂😂

[@tslehman]

“First Try” 😂

[@1craley878]

He got it on his first real try obviously.

[@AMAANALAMCIVIL]

I just commented about that !😂😂😂

[@dogman15]

@@1craley878 For a different camera position.

[@o00nemesis00o]

@@dogman15 Nah, because he had to get the angle straight as well

[@TellItAnimated]

An absolute classic film by an absolute classy KZbin channel, congrats on another great year HISHE!

[@KurtRussell2022]

Tomorrow is your video

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

yep!!!!

[@NehemiahBrown-mx1ke]

Hello

[@rustythomas6982]

wow if someone like you likes it its got to be good

[@MambaBreezy24]

I love both of your channels. 💯

[@BlueDog241]

That Nicholson impression was spot on! The voice actor killed it!

[@PACNYY]

Batman "You wanna get nuts? Come on let's get nuts." Joker "I thought you'd never ask." 😂😂😂😂

[@princessalyana3114]

Dis was perfect!! Somehow I wish this was an alternative scene to the movie

[@AMAANALAMCIVIL]

That was really funny ! 😂😂😂

[@Rattrap007]

Hilarious joke. 😂

[@russellh8702]

These nuts are a little too salty.

[@ocboy5163]

Vicki: what is happening right now?!

[@michasalamon8315]

I love the „first try” joke being a running gag with Batman across several media like Lego movie and this series

[@guitarninjarick8179]

Was thinking the exact same thing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregmeyer9595]

The moon bat signal “first try” after the several trys had me rolling for over an hour… and every time Batman does his own theme “da dada da dada daaaaa”, kills me. OMG

[@gm2407]

I can totally imagine Batman as the sort of egotist to hum his own theam.

[@BitingComics]

That diner ending was awesome, poor Supes can't get away with killing someone because he's not Batman.

[@MW2proification]

Yes, because we all know Batman is the most rationally violent of the two. LoL

[@BrakSplash]

He killed Zod, and people were okay with that. They weren't okay that he fought in a city full of people

[@darrellhall6622]

This is when Supes realize that he made a mistake.

[@justinlareau1364]

That and also cause he is the hero of Gotham aka the most crime ridden city in the dc universe so yea

[@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550]

Your Jack Nicholson impression is funnier than anything else. I burst out laughing each time.😂😂😂

[@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550]

"Well that looks like it could have been a life-altering experience. I guess I should be thanking you." "Oh, I'm SORRY, was that 'Hold On' not addressed to ME? I can see that now. Well, this is awkward." "I thought you'd never ask!" "That's right you son of a biscuit, you come to me. C'mon I want you to do it, HIT ME!"

[@Bradferd333]

Yeah, hope to see that version in the Villain Pub too!

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

​@@Bradferd333 We did, briefly, when Batman punched him back through time.

[@talkingben3332]

Tbh I would’ve expected this to be in some of their older videos This is quite the treat

[@writingref]

The first actual Batman movie they did was the Dark Knight. A lot of running jokes originated in that one

[@LucianDevine]

They were too busy getting nuts.

[@talkingben3332]

@@writingref Mhm I saw that one too

[@martinusdimar3015]

​@@writingrefif I remembered correctly, Spiderman 3 was the first they make hishe video, because you can see the characters drawing is far with what we got in today's hishe.

[@ninawillams9423]

​@martinusdimar3015 You're not too far off, but actually the first two videos were LOTR and Star Wars: Episode IV - then something amazing happened - the third episode is what kinda could be considered the "real" first one and that was the original Superman movie. It went viral before saying videos online went viral was a thing. It was also the first Cafe video with Batman. "Oh you know, made out with Lois for a bit, flew out into space, smiled for the camera." And that is when it truly started and grew a following. I was little but remember it like it was yesterday and showing all my friends. However SpiderMan 3 was the final episode of Season 1 when the videos came out far less frequently. After a couple years or so they partnered with STARZ and therefore were able to make them faster and with better animation. But the Superman one introduced the Cafe and so bc of its popularity they obviously paid homage to it until it became a staple. Just a fun fact. You weren't too far off though. Think it was like the 8th or 9th video they made.

[@timwoods2852]

*_BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!_* Alfred's megaphone line was the best! 😂

[@IBmaster4]

Batman deciding to just shoot and blow everyone up instead is *simply hilarious*

[@swordmonkey5932]

I'm triggered because of Batman's no guns rule

[@Vin_solo]

​@@swordmonkey5932 Here's the thing: Michael Keaton's Batman actually kills, a lot. But most of the time he doesn't, but for people like Joker and his goons, he would kill them if he feels like it.

[@spiffygonzales5160]

Batman in general kills a lot. Like seriously look up any Batman movie before the dark knight. Bro is a mass murderer 😂

[@Vin_solo]

@@spiffygonzales5160 well except for George Clooney's Batman (from what I've heard)

[@IBmaster4]

@@spiffygonzales5160 sshhhh there are kids in the room 🤣

[@LeonardoKlotz]

Young Flash: "How do you move your neck with this suit?" Batman: "I don't"

[@somerandolad]

"Do you wanna know why...?"

[@multiverse_media2023]

@@somerandolad "BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!"

[@tizyman5582]

Nobody likes that movie...

[@somerandolad]

​@@tizyman5582 Except for Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckmann.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

@@tizyman5582 I assume you mean The Flash and not Batman (1989).

[@bbubenik1]

The delivery that led to Batman saying his catchphrase was freakin genius!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

[@JimElek]

You know it's coming and it's STILL hilarious! 😂

[@tuliogalvez1927]

¡We need a mortal kombat legends battle of the realms HISHE

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

How do they keep it fresh every time?

[@stevebaillargeon5853]

Hi HISHE, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for having done Batman '89 ! 🦇😁🤗 This is the 1st movie I remember seeing at the cinema and it had a very deep impact on my childhood and life. It's also MY favorite Batman movie as well ! 👍

[@fundude9938]

The Jack Nicholson voice impression for Joker was actually pretty good 😅

[@shadowlinkbds]

We're all here because it's Batman. Hope to see Batman Returns, Forever, and Batman and Robin HISHE in the future.

[@nilesclifford9704]

And don't forget superman 2, 3, 4, superman returns, green lantern 2011, toy story 1, 2, and 4, pirates of the caribbean the curse of the black pearl, pirates of the caribbean at world's end, pirates of the caribbean on stranger tides, pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales, the hunger games catching fire, the hunger games mockingly part 1, and 2, twilight saga new moon, twilight saga eclipse, twilight saga breaking dawn part 1, and 2, the fast and the furious, 2 fast 2 furious, the fast and the furious Tokyo drift, fast and furious, fast five, furious 7, the fate of the furious, hobbs and shaw, f9 the fast saga, fast x, transformers 2007, transformers dark of the moon, transformers age of extinction, transformers the last knight, raiders of the lost ark, Indiana jones and the temple of doom, the lost world jurassic park, jurassic park 3, godzilla 1998, king kong 2005, the legend of zelda, x men origins wolverine, x men 2000, x2 x men united, x men the last stand, the wolverine, x men dark phoenix, daredevil 2003, elektra 2005, star trek the motion picture, star trek the wrath of khan, star trek the search for spock, star trek the voyage home, star trek the final frontier, star trek the undiscovery country, star trek generations, star trek first contact, star trek insurrection, star trek nemesis, Austin powers international man of mystery, Austin powers the spy who snagged me, Austin powers in goldmember, and the mask 1994, and catwoman 2004, and supergirl 1984.

[@hunterrousseau3770]

Maybe "Returns" but I don't know about "Forever" and "Batman & Robin" here.

[@shadowlinkbds]

​@@hunterrousseau3770Eh even bad movies deserve a HISHE since they'll still be funny.

[@hunterrousseau3770]

@@shadowlinkbds Really? So why hasn't ones like "Green Lantern" then, huh?

[@gibbs615]

That'd be nice to see

[@pieterboelen2862]

"Wanna get nuts?" was the best one. INSTANT CLASSIC! Well done. 🤣🤣🤣

[@wrinklefighter]

Cheers to whoever did the animation on Keaton's face. It's wonderful.

[@jordanwind3586]

There was an awesome opportunity there to pan out to the neighborhood when Batman says "because I'm Batman" and have pigeons fly from their perch when he says it to emphasize the volume and power of him saying that, for such a great setup.

[@theinsurance2450]

Actually people kind of forgive him with the whole killing Zod thing few months after the movie came out. People's main problem was the lack of Superman trying to save people and a Lot of nit picks.

[@medalion1390]

Just like in Friends… _”MY SANDWICH!??”_

[@NeebsGaming]

Good job and merry Christmas HISHE!

[@Whatamisupposedtotypehere]

I am a dingle berryhuman

[@BuckyBarnesATL]

Merry Christmas to you!

[@SemlerPDX]

Merry Xmas and World Peace!!

[@chrismeandyou]

No Neebs, Keaton should have really gotten nutz and whacked Joker with the fireplace poker, haha

[@Rattus-Norvegicus]

Ayyyyy, it's ma best friend NEEBS!

[@shanemerrigan1994]

I love how this when from lighthearted satire of Batman to Rated R in about twenty seconds.

[@Thexcalibur]

Right ???😂😂😂

[@chrisdonovan9872]

Sad thing is studios do not get a rated r batmat is just so batman can face a true monster like comicbook joker and penquin batman can remain the same

[@filmreviewer117]

Love that Batman had to try four times to get the moon shot right.

[@jxchamb]

So the Batman in the diner has the memories of every version of Batman. Interesting.

[@AMAANALAMCIVIL]

2:19 - batman trying to fit his batwing inside the moon to recreate the iconic scene !😂😂

[@francisfatta]

These Batman HISHE’s will always be iconic Do you know why?

[@timotheninja]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@jotheunissen9274]

Because the coffee at the Superhero Cafe is amazing so they keep coming back?

[@atoth62]

@@jotheunissen9274 Obviously.

[@Mariofanaticanimations]

BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@SpectreCiNW]

Superman: "Because HISHE won't leave this running gag alone😑" Batman: *"IT'S BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAN!''*

[@brynly1339]

You've been a staple in my life for a long time, Hishe. If there was one thing I'd want, it's a 20 minute short of just Superman and Batman in that canteen. Cause nothing makes this channel better than the Iconic booth.

[@jibbibious]

His jack nicholson is so good. He gets the laugh and the throat raspiness in the voice

[@EvieRawlings]

1:17 The man just wants some grandbabies.🤣

[@makoishima2U]

That third What?! Really caught me off guard 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅LOlL 1:13

[@jeremiahmarlow8938]

“I’m Batman”

[@bholashankarmourya8399]

"I'm Groot"

[@TheKingofsonic-dr8cb]

No im batman

[@multiverse_media2023]

"No, I’m Batman!"

[@brandonharristsw7516]

I can say it how he said it

[@ryang79426]

No I'm batman...

[@i.r.raharjo8706]

Joker holding on and getting nuts is just hilarious

[@DanielMReck]

That Jack Nicholson voice is dead on. No joke.

[@thewyattmeister59]

“BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!” 😂

[@davidchism6081]

4:41. Superman walked into that one again.

[@ryanbhan2708]

Because I'm Batman.

[@davidchism6081]

​@@ryanbhan2708 never ask how or why questions to Batman.

[@ryanbhan2708]

@@davidchism6081 Because I'm Batman

[@Sans-da-skeletin]

@@davidchism6081why not

[@garganrose]

4:36 don’t worry, Superman I understand. As long as it’s set up properly.

[@kakazet]

5:00 - that giggle 😂

[@harrywhitfield2688]

Hishie always making everything so simple. Will never get old

[@JHymestudios-zd8ct]

I love what you guys did with that line Bruce:" you wanna get nuts let's get nuts!" Joker:" I thought you never ask. "

[@milestrombley1466]

Tim Burton's Batman will always be a classic.

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

Man, that bit with the Batwing had me literally laughing out loud. A full-on belly laugh. Well done. God bless and Merry Christmas, y'all.

[@eclate_666]

The Flash = *We can’t bring you back ; can we ¿ ?* Batman 1989 = *You already did . . . you already did*

[@pop-culturecinephile8144]

We did with this

[@tizyman5582]

​@@pop-culturecinephile8144Nope

[@AceMoonshot]

"First try..." Batman has the soul of a gamer.

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

It’s so weird seeing this version of Batman and hearing this voice. And I love it for that. 😂 Also, I love hearing Batman humming his theme.

[@theneoreformationist]

I've heard this character so much, it's now firmly engrained in my head as batman's official voice.

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

@@theneoreformationist true

[@schabazzle6467]

4:44 He fell right into that one😂

[@Kawaiikate01]

“Make babies, Master Wayne!” He’s like, “I want some grandkids!” And I’m like, “Don’t worry. He’s gonna adopt like 10 of em.”

[@kevinlane1219]

I count three foster sons.

[@Stardweller1]

Not to mention the one biological son…

[@kevinlane1219]

@@Stardweller1 True, but Kawaiikate01 typed “adopt”. And I have OCD, so I need to be precise.

[@TahuMata1888]

When Burton's Alfred says "Make babies, I'm tired of this place" I was like "That's motive speech belongs to the Nolan Alfred"

[@Yolofolk]

lol

[@sharkdentures3247]

For some reason I thought you had already done this movie. But this was absolutely awesome! Very, very funny. Have a Merry Christmas and thanks for all the laughs.

[@Zeknif1]

You probably remember the Jack Nicholson impression from when Batman was beating the joker with the Infinity Gauntlet.

[@GunlessSnake]

Always gotta end the year with *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN* of course!

[@valmid5069]

“~Jingle Bells, Batman Smells…Batmobile Lost A Wheel and Joker Got Away!” Can’t wait for more hilarious content HISHE!

[@blshouse]

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile Lost a wheel And Joker got away.

[@johnard611]

"Prisoners" turned out to be a really dark Batman movie...

[@sammarchetti9143]

This one felt like a return to form like I was watching an old hishe video

[@anthonyfernandez4261]

Superman walked right into that one🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@justice_productions_]

Can we please get a full version of HISHE’s “party man” cover😂

[@andrejmedvec6104]

2:31 Me every time after defeating any boss

[@TigerWing141]

2:30

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Was not expecting this. Thank you HISE!

[@CyberKnight1]

"Come on, let's get nuts!" Ok, that one got me. 🤣🤣

[@foulplayer7812]

I’ve always wondered why the Batwing’s targeting system completely failed to hit the joker. Lucius Fox and the Wayne Tech department must have completely dropped the ball when secretly designing that batman vehicle.

[@gregorygunn7508]

Or why Joker's one little bullet killed the Batwing.

[@r0bw00d]

I don't know if Lucius was around in '89, but he didn't exist in this movie.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

@@r0bw00d Looking it up, it looks like he was introduced in 1979. But, as you pointed out, he wasn't in this movie, which is all that matters.

[@bl3343]

​@@gregorygunn7508it was a big bullet.

[@jthughes8165]

Did anyone else miss Supes and Bats at the Super Cafe? Because I know I did!

[@JaydonQuinn]

This is the HISHE I’ve been waiting for!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!! Please please do it for the rest of the Batman movies!!!!!

[@hunterrousseau3770]

Uhh, maybe "Batman Returns" and I'd strongly advise against doing the Schumacher films though perhaps

[@JaydonQuinn]

@@hunterrousseau3770 I’d love to see Batman Returns, and while the Schumacher films were a laughingstock to begin with it just means Hishe has soooo much more material to have fun with

[@hunterrousseau3770]

@@JaydonQuinn Uhh, maybe poke fun at those films in the "Returns" HISHE for how different the following sequels would be. But I don't know about doing actually videos on those movies I mean just like at 2011's "Green Lantern" it was mentioned in a "Super Cafe" episode but it never got an actual HISHE about it though

[@hunterrousseau3770]

The "Batman '89" comic book is a better continuation for "Batman" and "Batman Returns" than the Schumacher films were. Remember when HISHE used to make comics before? 🦇

[@chaseginise8968]

Thanks to HISHE for making a video on the 1989 film, you guys are awesome

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

Poor Jimmy. He's gonna be heartbroken.

[@Nameless-pt6oj]

I just watched Batman ‘89 today. Must be an early Christmas present for me. I’ve always wanted to see you do this film.

[@ishraqtalukder4518]

2:09 Bruce and Joker finally getting some nuts after 34 years 😅😅😅😅 4:07 Batman going Rambo mode 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 Just so awesome for the channel being able to make this animation. Hopefully we get more from the 90’s era, especially if they can make Batman And Robin a lot better.

[@FanaticMitchell1]

3:08 the acid flower wasn't on the lapel of his tuxedo, it was on his trench coat, and he wasn't wearing the trench coat when he was dancing with Vicky And it's about time you did this movie

[@numerousncomicsandlegos6780]

I like how he talks while singing his theme song

[@gabrielvega1374]

2:54 I made you, and you made me. - The Spot

[@TigerWing141]

Joker, “I also made.. 3:02”

[@RGately]

The fact that he was saying everything to the Batman theme was amazing. I hum that song all the time

[@JP-eh4ee]

I love the plane scene. Looked like a dolphin jumping through the sky

[@darthkhan29x98]

Now I want a full music video for that ending credit parody of "Party man".

[@goth9ever]

Afred wanting to domestigate bruce into being a familyman is such a vibe!

[@BatmanFan76]

4:13 Super Café 🦸🏻‍♂️☕️

[@TorchHamma]

One of the best HISHEs in a while! Jokes were good!

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

That Jack Nicholson parody impression was fantastic.

[@kylenewcomer9697]

What a way to start Christmas weekend. Thanks HISHE!

[@Peyton-qf8vn]

This is the best Hishe. Thank you for giving us more Batman jokes. Also can we get more villain pub?

[@mj_sma]

Thank you How it Should’ve Ended for an amazing year. I’m grateful for the hard work y’all put into your videos. Happy Holidays❤️

[@mrpushrod9279]

Ah my childhood, that was a great movie. Nice vid. My favorite part was when they went for nuts

[@giggyjupiter8246]

Batman. I don't kills people. 4:00 also batman

[@rebekahs.3927]

@5:06 That HISHE variation of Prince gets a thumbs up! 👍

[@AMAANALAMCIVIL]

When batman sent his batmobile into joker's factory and it comes back and then batman shows up, only one thing came into my mind " Batman being Batman" 😂😂. And that part where batman tries multiple times to set his batwing within the moon to recreate the iconic scene is just amazingly funny !😂😂😂😂

[@ElricSowrd]

That's not how Michael Keaton as Batman sounds like. I get it, "Nuts". 😆 (2:02)

[@mrt5069]

Now THIS is some quality HISHE! You still got it =)

[@jayvardy]

@ 00:48 Jack should have said "you just couldn't let me go!"

[@joepwillemsen2057]

I love him singing everything on the Batman theme

[@raydunakin]

Batman and HISHE = A match made in heaven!

[@nandoduarte]

Oh my God…. That bit with the batwing and the moon was pure gold!!

[@luizfilipetorrescavalcanti416]

I Hope That Will Have Batman Returns - How It Should Have Ended Soon.

[@hunterrousseau3770]

I hope so too, and just leave "Batman Forever" and "Batman and Robin" outta it

[@luizfilipetorrescavalcanti416]

@@hunterrousseau3770 Don't Worry About It, I Will Not Include Them.

[@hunterrousseau3770]

@@luizfilipetorrescavalcanti416 Oh, thank lord

[@hunterrousseau3770]

The "Batman '89" comic book is a better continuation for "Batman" and "Batman Returns" than the Schumacher films were. Remember when HISHE used to make comics before? 🦇

[@luizfilipetorrescavalcanti416]

@@hunterrousseau3770 I Agree And No, I Didn't Know That.

[@aschergamer2213]

Great Nicholson impression, Baxter! Well done!!

[@riverehrstien3712]

I was hoping Hishe was going to make this video someday. Hilarious!😄

[@crazyfrazy74747]

Perfect end to 2023 from HISHE! Merry Christmas and happy New Year HISHE and HISHE fans!

[@DayLenFemboyKing]

I choked on my *air* when Batman crashed into Joker and there was a cartoonish blood smear! 🤣

[@pop-culturecinephile8144]

I was like, “that’ll do it”

[@General_Obi_Bat]

Wow! I wanted to see Batman (1989) done by HISHE since i found the channel many years back. Thank you and merry Christmas!!

[@mackers_855]

Whomever did Jacks voice was absolutely on point 👌👌 amazing work loved this throwback!

[@tonyschmitz1997]

Sooo happy to see a HISHE for the Batman I grew up with!😊

[@haircut]

I've been waiting YEARS for this! 😃🍿

[@brandonharristsw7516]

2:48 I feel like his face looks silly or something

[@tokubenanimations6506]

Alfred really wants to be a grand-pop XD Also lets get nuts, clever! I rolled over laughing. Great job you guys! Merry Christmas!

[@eliselambson7448]

Sheer perfection. I love them all, but laughed so hard so often on this one. 😆 Thank you for this!

[@BatmanFan76]

Why do we have this HISHE? Why else? *BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!*

[@markkramer5740]

As somebody who is old enough to have seen this in the theater......this is awesome. Also, like the double meaning for some of the jokes. "Yeah, I think I'm out after this one." Yeah, we know.

[@ryankyle2467]

How did it take you this long to do this one??? What?!? That was great! A nice blast from the past!

[@CaptainMarvelsSon]

I'm glad to see you break away from current movies and do a classic! Nice!