How the Cybertruck might KILL Tesla

[@E36FTW1]

There's two types of people. The ones who think Musk is like Henry Ford and the ones who think Musk is like Henry Ford

[@NJbldragon]

LMAO this comment is underrated

[@natureschild.5380]

Are you lost? He is a con man lol.

[@erichellner956]

Brutally true assessment

[@matt.stevick]

i don't get it. a large majority of ppl are no longer foolish enough to fall for his grifts. henry ford companion is unironic? are you leaning into the fanboy joke? does anyone get it?

[@DCGreenZone]

Do you see me.

[@RAM4elightbars]

Taking the turn signal lever, which is a universally accepted standard for automotive design, and redesigning it into a completely unintuitive button, pretty much sums up everything wrong with this vehicle.

[@Mububban23]

America doesn't have many roundabouts so not a big problem for them. No way I could cope with those steering wheel buttons where I live

[@SuperShyGuyBros54321]

@@Mububban23I’m American but I hate the button design. Annoying at intersections and you don’t know if the signal turned off or not, because if you don’t turn sharp enough it doesn’t turn off.

[@Abebe345]

Yet most people who use it prefer it. Change can be good.

[@Jonas-Seiler]

@@SuperShyGuyBros54321 is there no auditory feedback? (or manual override for that matter?)

[@dmwalker24]

Typical tech-bro solution to a problem no one had, while also making things less convenient, and then expecting a round of applause. I'm starting to really hate living in the future.

[@JohnDeereA219]

Dudes with lifted trucks when they see someone in a Cybertruck: "Finally, someone who's overcompensating more than me!"

[@richardwetzeliii4195]

Nah man. People who drive lifted trucks HATE competition. If anything, they'd spend thousands more on another inch...

[@javierpalomares1774]

Women too. There's plenty of them driving in lifted crew cabs here in Texas.

[@Kattbirb]

Nah, they don't think that deeply. The lifted truck crowd sees them as competition through either the "Eww, EVs" angle or "Aww hell naw, I need moar trukk!!"

[@Cyclegladiator]

Idiot w too much money

[@chrisjsoto]

Now try and imagine dudes with lifted cybertrucks 🫥

[@TheHonestPeanut]

7:18 the lesson Ford learned? Don't make better vehicles, just lobby harder and secure government contracts. The American dream.

[@LucretiusDraco]

Exactly. Ugh we don’t live in a meritocracy or a democracy. Greatest county on earth 🙄

[@Zorothegallade-gg7zg]

Now Trump is gonna funnel billions into Tesla to keep it on life support in exchange for Musk perpetually campaigning for him on X.

[@Aspect.04]

@@LucretiusDraco constitutional republic :3

[@F0rger513]

@@Aspect.04 more like fascist oligarchy

[@Aspect.04]

@@F0rger513 lol

[@gauloiseguy]

What Elon Musk thinks experts said: 'Cybertruck can never be built ' What experts actually said: 'Cybertruck should never be built'

[@twoMidnight2Green4649]

I think a lot of people fall for his ability to talk like an engineer despite not being one. I've softened my opinion on it. I'd never own or buy one though.

[@alexhohm]

Well, actually they also said it could never be built (with the features Musk promised). And it turned out they were right (and even though it just looked like the car that was promised but didn't come with the features it still costs 3 times the promised $)

[@Karl-Benny]

Rewriting History Here

[@paulfinnemore209]

If you are here on 1st April, this is not a joke! This is actually believes it 😂

[@matheussanthiago9685]

Your scientists were so preoccupied whether or not they could...

[@jocko_]

One really can’t appreciate how ugly a Cybertruck is until you actually see one on the road. A dumpster on wheels.

[@eljefeamericano4308]

I second this.

[@piccalillipit9211]

My sister saw one in Florida - she could not believe it. She has an old portacabin on her land that has collapsed at one end - she said it looks like someone put it on wheels. She is a standards European normie - knows nothing about Musk - just a reaction to the truck

[@Raelven]

My nextdoor neighbor bought one. It's so ugly, there really aren't words. At night it looks like The Joker, with the row of LED lights wrapping the front. In daytime, it looks like a chrome plated roll off. Truly, horrible.

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

It somehow is worse than Tarpan Honker, and tarpan was soviet era polish car made out of other car production scraps

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@flameendcyborgguy883 What a brilliant name though - a Tarpan Honker

[@daleolson3506]

It’s a 2 fool truck. One fool built it,another fool bought it

[@Anonihmus2567]

2 fools one truck😂

[@amberm3573]

Don't forget the fool who invested in it!

[@HoldMyBluntNascar]

A fool never owned a DeLorean, that's for sure.

[@TCHorwood-xq7mw]

​@HoldMyBluntNascar Only because the I couldn't afford one.

[@Jacky-zt5ch]

@@HoldMyBluntNascar*look at price tag of second hand dmc-12* am too broke to have one

[@ikani1]

So, in 2006 I was at a halloween party, and I ended up talking with a friend there who was an engineer for Tesla, working on the roadster at the time. He covered at length that the business plan was to release a hypercar, that would fund a luxury sedan, which in turn would fund a mass market sedan. This plan was absolutely not Elon's. I have also talked to others who worked for Tesla about the time the 3 was being worked on, and they confirmed that the company has a team specifically to "manage" him, and keep him distracted on crazy projects so the rest of the company could function. The cybertruck is absolutely his distraction project.

[@gmy33]

So you simply forget it's Franz who designed this ??

[@spazzypengin]

Cope, fanboy.

[@MisterZimbabwe]

LMAO, Elon needs 24/7 Tard-Guards to keep him from damaging the companya and it's products.

[@concept5631]

I've heard similar stories from SpaceX as well. Truly a leech.

[@gmy33]

@concept5631 you have any idea how nany people invented the wheel ? .. in history it's about inventing but much more about selling.. elon changed the perception of electric transportation.. everybody has hiss/her task

[@Irokutarabelmont]

Fun fact, I'm a trucker, and I can promise you, they look even worse from ten feet up lmao

[@andybene5941]

Even in a mid size sedan its remarkable how small and pathetic they look on the road.

[@eveningstar1]

Ahahaha! Not surprised.

[@onetwothreefour-s1n]

😂😆

[@nutellabrah6718]

Nobody asked about a furry truck drivers opinions though they’re all low iq

[@peggyking9543]

Love the perspective!! 😂

[@JARV9701]

Poor Homer, he isn't anything like Elon, Homer was naive and pushed for weird but useful things in his vehicle, but Elon, he just drew a polygon in a napkin while high on ketamine and made his workers build that thing...as best as they could.

[@creamsoduh6392]

The short seller cope in the comment section is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avonbarksdale2506]

@@creamsoduh6392 yeah bro we're all short sellers lmao you absolute fucking buffoon

[@mayac4147]

bro giving an unfairly bad reputation to the best drug in existence... someone take away his ket dealer i beg

[@Fru1tpunch]

@@creamsoduh6392if you don’t think tesla is overvalued you’re in for a horrible time in the future

[@matheussanthiago9685]

​@@mayac4147gotta give credit, where it's due Elon might be the only successful case of anti-drugs campaign

[@Apoc2K]

A truck for people who don't need a truck. A car for people who know nothing about cars. A vehicle for people who can't even do their midlife crisis right.

[@strana6875]

Yeah just get a Corvette or something like the rest of us 😂

[@sophiegrisom]

True. I've mostly seen middle-age guys in a Cybertruck. They look pathetic. I'm guessing old Macheads who see Musk as the resurrection of Steve Jobs.

[@greytuesday28]

To be fair, most trucks nowadays were bought by people who have no need for a truck.

[@mrjohnklake]

@@strana6875Dodge Viper would be my go to!

[@hitrecord7830]

I know right? I’m gonna get a dirt late model for my midlife crisis and go racing at the local track.

[@overdose5220]

I think it was James May that said it best. If Tesla thought that the Cybertruck was the future of automotuve design all of their cars would look like that

[@husshardan3511]

You forgot to mention that James May loved it.

[@vm_duc]

​@@husshardan3511 hard to say he hated it after they shoved money into his wallet.

[@husshardan3511]

@@vm_duc oh that must be it, rrrright. And what about it being the third most popular EV in the USA? I get not liking a vehicle - that is fine, everyone can have their own opinion. But this CyberTruck hate is just bizarre.

[@vm_duc]

@@husshardan3511 only bizzare to the type of people the shitbox is specifically engineered to waste money on. so, which type are you?

[@husshardan3511]

@@vm_duc your profanity shows lack of intelligence and poor manners.

[@fattmatt200]

Tesla won't be able to export the cybertruck to Europe due to pedestrian safety standards.

[@muellermat]

And you need a licence for a small truck to drive it because it is so heavy. Edit: Normal license is for vehicles up to 3,5 tons and I think the cyber truck was heavier. So you would need a special more expensive license.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

Should be the same here, really.

[@Dexter037S4]

They can't export it to any other country except Canada, and even Alberta is the only province likely to legalize the damn thing.

[@69memnon69]

So like any other full sized American truck then…

[@frtzkng]

@@muellermat In Germany, this would also mean that Cybertrucks must follow the same speed limits that trucks do: 70 km/h (45 mph) outside non-builtup areas and 80 km/h (50 mph) on Autobahn.

[@ericnoveskey9431]

Your assessment of the "Narcissist buys company and takes credit for other people's work/accomplishments then micromanages it even though he's so tone deaf and blind to his own limitations and failings the company crashes and burns like he's Hellen Keller piloting an F-16" is spot on I think.

[@drgonzo4714]

You're one of the white dudes for Kamala, aren't you?

[@10TallDwarves]

Go watch what the ceo of nvidia said about Elon last week

[@ryanwalker9599]

Have you managed one single person professionally?

[@ericnoveskey9431]

@@ryanwalker9599 Yes. Many. It's my job to make sure they have what they need to do their job. I never take personal credit for their work and always emphasis their importance and contributions to our team effort. I don't belittle and demand and threaten them. I don't have to. That will only ever get you the minimum effort necessary. I simply ask and I get more out of them than Elon ever could. Because they believe and trust in me they give me the maximum effort possible.

[@ericnoveskey9431]

@@10TallDwarves One CEO patting another on the back for their ability to exploit people? Sorry, I meant "marshal resources". No thanks. There is a reason they say "successful" CEOs commonly show sociopathic tenancies. That is what our system rewards. The same traits can make you the most "successful" head of a drug cartel. It doesn't make them good people to admire or emulate just because one business is legal and the other is not.

[@imnotusingmyrealname4566]

The Aztek tried to make overlanding (camping in your car) popular before the people were ready (before social media was invented) 😢

[@fantscher]

And now it's an awesome car. The fridge. The tent. Even the design. Same for the Honda Element

[@dhoffnun]

If it had been exactly the same car but not looked like a Fiat Multipla in an undersized three-wolves-moon shirt it might have been a hit. The styling thoroughly doomed it at the time.

[@lytatroan]

Saw an Aztek for the first time on Sunday, a bit "ugly" but charming and genuinely pretty practical which I like

[@whysoserious8666]

Under powered and too odd of a design to catch on. There were a lot on the road in Detroit and you could buy one at a discount. We enjoyed ours, but the engine continually overheated after 40,000 and the car became unreliable.

[@erdvige]

Ironically, the Aztek made me genuinely start liking the idea of having a car. I was still young enough not to know what "Pontiac" as a brand concept really was, and wasn't much of a car person early on, so when I was old enough to drive I had thought maybe I'd get one someday. Then again, I also had an '83 El Camino for my actual first car and loved that shit. Weird/unusual tends to be my wheelhouse of tastes, I guess. And the Cybertruck is both, but in the worst fucking ways lol

[@ZergrushEddie]

The Cybertruck is the vehicular version of NFT's. The idea at face value sounds appealing. But then you see how damn fugly it is and realize that the people promoting it are probably the people you blocked on social media, and the whole thing falls apart. Course I also deeply dislike that wedge shape design from the 80's so I am not impartial, but seeing the Cybertruck driving is jarring. I half expect to see a janitor chasing after it like a runaway industrial sink.

[@Blodhelm]

"We basically have self-driving ready now. It'll be on the road next year and owning a non self-driving car won't make any sense." Elon Musk(paraphrased), 2016. We're nearly 10 years later and no self-driving in sight past a close course in a movie studio with painted tires. Musk fans are a great source of entertainment.

[@highadmiralbittenfield9689]

Yeah, we should deride anyone who has any ambition. If a technology doesnt work the first time we try it, it will never work. We got to the moon on the first try, after all. Look, I know its in vogue to laugh at Elon, and he even deserves some of it, but I hate the prevailing attitude I described above.

[@theballintruth3369]

@@Blodhelm umm definitely not, fsd is already being sold and used, and it is significantly safer than traditional driving as it is very cautious

[@karl-heinznapp2874]

@@theballintruth3369 fsd is, despite its brave and not in the least deceiving name, not autonomous driving. It's level 2 of 5 in the official scale.

[@vic321344]

@@karl-heinznapp2874 The Beta is level 5. Thats the software built into Cybercab and the robot.

[@Ozvideo1959]

@@karl-heinznapp2874 Add to that Tesla's FSD is under investigation, as is Musk. He's a conman.

[@apricotdog]

There's a good reason why you can't drive a Cybertruck on roads in Europe. It's astonishing that it's allowed on the roads in the US.

[@V10PDTDI]

I actually seen one in the steel last week in Quebec Canada and I can’t believe this truck is sold here the sharp metal edges are so frightening any cyclists or person on foot will most certainly have serious injuries even the back of it if a cyclist hit the back of this vehicle they will regret it surely.

[@guyo1995]

The reason is that it's a full-size pickup truck.

[@tox9809]

I saw one driving into a woodmans parking lot earlier today.

[@marinusk67]

It's more weird that American pickup trucks are driving around in Europe while European manufacturers can't make cars like that because of pedestrian safety standards.

[@alexanders.170]

There is a loophole in EU-law. Eventhough American pick ups are not allowed for safety reasons they can be brought to Europe on a individual unit level. This was originally designed for cars like concept cars or oldtimers. So far as I know their is an attempt to close this loophole. And it's a put damn time they work on it. I see more and more of these things here in Germany. mostly driven by white German men in their 50s. Sometime younger men, too.

[@matthewmiller6068]

You mean a truck that "will absolutely destroy" anything it crashes into isn't good for safety?

[@samkeiser9776]

I personally buy cars for the experience of crashing

[@sephikong8323]

I'm genuinely astonished something like this is even allowed on the road. It's because of absolutely disastrous cars like this being made completely legal to manufacture and drive that the US is somehow one of the few developed countries that has its road mortality *increasing* for the last two decades. Monstrosities like that should not be allowed on the road. Just at a glance, you can tell that it falls extremely short of safety standards and will totally wreck whatever it touches. This vehicle is just ..... baffling

[@nutellabrah6718]

In America we actually have space so we don’t drive around pedestrians very much and also just expect people to have common sense and be safe so we don’t ban whole sectors of the industry for dumb biased commie reasons.

[@Bryanbkk]

@@sephikong8323 what country are you from? Dangerous monstrosities like the Ford F150 are the best selling vehicles in America.

[@mattdeaver6850]

​@@Bryanbkkthat was the point

[@NoResultFound]

Build Roadster ❌ Build Low-cost Tesla ❌ Build Tesla Semi Truck ❌ Build Gimmick Cybertruck ✅

[@ArubaSailing]

You may want to update that.

[@Irreverent_Radiation]

​@ArubaSailing You are right, the Cybertruck can't even qualify as "built"

[@DSAK55]

build hyperloop

[@Jonathan-kraai]

the semi is also a very niche product. i mean if it could do what Musky Elon was promising, it would be great. but it cant archive even close to those goals.

[@Axterix13]

@@DSAK55 Hyperloop was just a political gimmick to kill a high speed rail in California, never anything meant to be built. Not that that makes it any better...

[@carlanderson5068]

When the cybertruck was unveiled I thought, "Wow, this is a long ways to go for a prank. Wonder what the actual truck will look like." I took a while for me to accept this was it. The Simpson's episode was exactly what I thought of the design itself.

[@triadwarfare]

The actual truck looks even worse than what was unveiled.

[@steveb6287]

Did the same! I kept saying Nooo this has got to be a goof.. all the bad ass renderings and then this turd rolled out.

[@lukeplaisier8636]

I legit thought that it was gonna look way different once it was actually produced but no

[@yarnosh]

@@lukeplaisier8636 And that's probably what's really so wrong with it now. Musk was so stubborn about the visual styling that everything else had to be built around that. The steel panels were supposed to be structural but they couldn't get that to work so now it's more or less just dead weight glued to the frame.

[@wetbadger2]

I thought it was a prank too

[@deformemvita]

The Cybertruck has all the charm and aesthetic of a prison toilet. I literally hate seeing them... and I live in the Bay Area, so I see these shitboxes A LOT.

[@JA-zh5xi]

They are offensive looking for sure. They get uglier the closer you get to them.

[@manoz6194]

I'm glad I live in the UK so don't have to see them

[@PwntifexMaximus]

Get used to it.

[@NunoLosch]

That must be because they're selling so badly... 😂

[@david-hf3dk]

I live in UK and they don't meet our safety standards so we thankfully don't and won't get them.

[@zulucoyote2731]

From what I have heard about the development of the Cybertruck, the only people to tell Musk "no" was the Federal government, and they only said that the Cybertruck had to have rear view mirrors on the driver and passenger side.

[@imnotusingmyrealname4566]

Tesla is a cult, not just the fan base but the company. It's why Elon's 55 BILLION dollar paydeal was struck down. The Tesla board is full of Elon cronies who agreed to give Elon an absurd payout for no reason.

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Didn’t say no to taking subsidies and burning tax payer money on the cyber truck or that rocket stunt he did instead of sending it to the Moom with a payload it like the government wanted it

[@Arthur-Silva]

I’m sure you personally know a lot of people on his team, people who work directly under Elon’s tutelage. And they told you that, right? They told you that it’s the evil State who’s behind this failure. Wow, aren’t you special?

[@arowace498]

The reading comprehension under this comment section has me at a loss for words. We are not ok. ANYWAYS, Yeah it's a really bad thing that elon is surrounded by yes men! The car is stupid and bad and I'm sure so many involved knew and couldn't say anything. I hear this is a huge problem in tech and i definitely believe it. Many high ups in that industry seem completely out of touch... not just the higher ups really.

[@minimaster0328]

​@Arthur-Silva this is not what he said, or has any relation to it He implied that part of the reason why this truck sucks so much is that Elon was surrounded by yes men, and the only thing telling him no was the safety guys in the government telling him that "camera is not mirror" If anyone here is special it's you

[@NihilusAeturnum]

Elon's always been just the hype man. He's never done anything of value for any company he owns, but he's good at running things into the ground!

[@maxfreezy5124]

What did you do of value?

[@currentsupply]

He helped Trump win again, so he's got that going for him.

[@jthunders]

Yeah space x is a total dud, Boeing is doing way better. Starlink is crap just ask those people in N Carolina

[@amberm3573]

The more i learn about the Cybertruck the more it feels like it was designed by an overexcited 10 year old who just finished a mountain dew fueled 8 hour Halo marathon.

[@TheTamaranch]

Hey man, that's offensive to the Warthog

[@leomux2004]

​@@TheTamaranchThe Warhog is at least a good military vehicle, the cybertruck isn't even a good vehicle.

[@bibithebunny2628]

Elons kid drew a triangle

[@rheaghen]

so, what you're saying is you resent 10 year olds for hoping the future is more exciting than your boring ass?

[@KingofWolvesii]

or someone stuck in Bladerunner

[@kimwelch4652]

Why do people think stainless steel is futuristic? Stainless steel goes back to 1913.

[@robertollier3085]

Musk thinks stainless steel is futuristic, which is why spacex has to build rockets from it and the god-awful cybertrough is coated with it

[@rockets4kids]

Aside from the DeLorean, nobody has ever made a production car in stainless steel before. And there is a reason for that: Stainless steel poses all sorts of construction difficulties. Unfortunately, Tesla didn't really address any of them. Some day in the future, somebody might.

[@kimwelch4652]

@@rockets4kids Nah, carbon fiber is lighter and stronger. Maybe laminated sheets of bonded bucky balls would work. Even better if you can 3D print the rocket.

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

​@@kimwelch4652or do partial aluminium with fiberglass or carb fiber? Carbon fiber is mot great at compressing but mixing it with light metal( aluminium) would make for good structural composite IMO. Or if you rich and want s9mething fancy, titanium alloys, but oh boy, that would be supercar price lane

[@wiktorjachyra1869]

@@rockets4kidsmy favorite part was how James may reviewed it and decided to check how flat the panels actually are and non of them were flat🤣🤣

[@glenwoodriverresidentsgrou136]

Brilliant video. Finally someone has called out this monstrosity. The 97.5% cancellation rate says it all.

[@citizenwolf8720]

AdamSomething also did a video on the Cyberdumpster a few months ago.

[@Fissan_Poulsen]

Did you know that it’s the best-selling EV in the USA, if you ignore Tesla's other models? Oh, and it’s also profitable, unlike every other EV, except other Teslas, of course. ^^

[@benjaminmeusburger4254]

@@Fissan_Poulsen still one of the ugliest cars on the street for half the price of an apartment

[@Fissan_Poulsen]

@@benjaminmeusburger4254 Yes, there's always something to complain about. Taste is subjective, of course, but their sales figures definitely show that many people think otherwise. :)

[@BeachLookingGuy]

@@Fissan_Poulsen did you know you're talking out of your ass??

[@AnxiousEducator]

That old ford car looks goofy enough to be in a fallout game

[@SamuelGeist]

I was thinking that. It has to be one of the inspirations for those huge Corvegas with the big turbine-like noses.

[@davidfoster2629]

Look up the Buick XP-300. Or like a '58 Continental. The Edsel looks insane in 2024, but I'm not really convinced if you put it in a line up with 4 other cars from that era that it even really stands out.

[@MerelyGifted]

I was just a little girl the first time I saw an edsel. We were on the freeway, and mom asked me, "Do you know what kind of car that is?" I didn't hesitate a second, and said, "It's so ugly it must be an edsel!" One of the few times in my life she was truly proud of me. That edsel was traumatizingly hideous, but still not a patch on leon skum's w*nkpanzer.

[@baddriversoftennessee]

It's the definition of "money doesn't buy taste."

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

Neither does obviously borrowed money like the kind that bought the majority of Cybertrucks

[@Cylonknight]

Also the definition of “money doesn’t buy functionality”

[@rheaghen]

no one says that...

[@ArielRicafort-g9v]

@@rheaghenpeople who buy Mansory’s body kit do

[@Sekir80]

@@ArielRicafort-g9v I had to look that up. I don't find them (most of them) repulsive, but it perfectly encapsulates a vision of 10 year old. :D

[@Mcree114]

People thought the Aztec was ugly but bought the Scion, a literal box on wheels, in droves. Essentially a mail truck given a glow up.

[@visioneerone]

@@Mcree114 have you ever driven an xB? older folks love them because (a) they are toyotas so basically worry-free and (b) the step-in/out height is *perfect* for people who find it difficult to climb into the average suv.

[@Darri3n]

My xB is a gift from God. I've had it 10 years and the most expensive thing I've done was replacing the water pump literally 2 days ago. Beyond that, oil changes and brakes. I love my toaster.

[@DeaconPain]

​@@Darri3ncan confirm, I own a 2006 xB and after 250k miles it's still going. It's so ugly that it wraps around to being awesome. Plus it's a hatchback and a manual transmission.

[@Avendesora]

And now we have an epidemic of people who think Kia Souls look nice :(

[@Caledon91]

People thought the Aztek was ugly and bought the Nissan Juke.

[@Andyanddiana467]

I saw online that someone called the Cyber truck a “DePlorean” and I haven’t stopped laughing since.

[@electric7487]

There's also "Elontiac Asstek"

[@MerelyGifted]

OMG that is brilliant!

[@TrineDaely]

Saw a Cybertruck in Fort Wayne, IN a while back, and a custom paint job doesn't make it any less ugly. Probably helps prevent the known rust problem on the body but I'd hate to see the undercarriage after a winter on snowy salted roads. Provided it even survives a heavy winter.

[@Monocultured01]

I was just on a road trip and saw one of these (a red one) on the freeway. It looked ridiculous, like a moving lego car next to real cars.

[@tripzero0]

What do you drive?

[@AJOlaks]

@@crucialvibe insane dick riding

[@tatkkyo9911]

​@@crucialvibeif you include not delivered pre-sales yes. If you only count sold and delivered than no it hasn't.

[@ElCalvazo]

​@@crucialvibeAre you commenting this in every post that talks about how shit the cyber truck is? Guess someone needs to feel validated after spending 100K.

[@thectyptid00]

It looks like lowpoly no texture car I made when I opened Blender for the first time

[@chrisg8995]

Growing up, a neighbor of mine had a DeLorean, and it was the coolest thing around.

[@reincarN8ed]

Before or after BTTF came out? I think that movie is 99% of the reason people remember the DeLorean fondly. Hell, there's an 80s speakeasy in Denver called the DeLorean.

[@chrisg8995]

Before. And that’s a great point. Having it before the movie made it much more exotic.

[@tatkkyo9911]

​@chrisg8995 while I'm not a huge fan of the DeLorean the one feature I did love from them was those gullwing doors

[@buster.keaton]

A car dealer neighbor of mine when I was a child had a limited edition gold plated DeLorean. If my memory serves me correctly, it looked like a gold colored stainless steal car and not shiny gold like one might think. What was particularly odd about it was the color of each body panel didn't really match. Now I'm wondering what happened to that car. 🤔

[@jamespilcher5287]

I've owned a delorean for the past 20 years and I can attest, they are absolutely gorgeous, and all the issues that made them a bit crap can be rectified.

[@evanthesquirrel]

5:15 the most common marketer blunder. Assuming people will actually buy what they say they will

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

It's the bestselling electric truck in the USA, so you'll see even more of these marketing blunders in the future! :(

[@jamescarter8311]

@@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV Everything's a "blunder" to Elon haters even while Tesla's market cap approaches $300 billion.

[@dakota9821]

@@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV Selling less than 4k units isn't the flex you think it is, stan.

[@RedXlV]

@@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV And yet, it's a huge money-loser for Tesla.

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

@@dakota9821 True, selling cars and trucks isn't a flex.. Just more mass-produced junk in everyone's way.... :)

[@YukariAkiyamaTanks]

This vehicle is the definition of what we thought the future would look like 50 years ago.

[@hebneh]

I parked next to a Cybertruck at Lowe's awhile back and I thought it was preposterously oversized and not a reasonable vehicle for the real world.

[@Abebe345]

It's smaller than most full size pickups.

[@elliothill3953]

@@Abebe345as in height? Yes. But you are forgetting about width and length. They are absurdly oblong.

[@Abebe345]

@@elliothill3953 No. Width and length. Designed to fit in most garages.

[@mrjjman2010]

@@Abebe345i mean fair but those are useful and necessary at times.

[@Abebe345]

@@mrjjman2010 There are a few who wanted it bigger but I think they got it right. They take the space from engine bay and spend it on cabin, bed.

[@PXAbstraction]

Regular Car Reviews said it well: "Musk isn't a genius, he's a memelord who bought his way into the scientific community."

[@abvmoose87]

He makes things happen

[@Flaggyt]

​@@abvmoose87no he buys companies that make things happen...

[@TheRegularHedgehog575]

​@@Flaggyt and then he goes out of his way to try to prevent things from happening.

[@Flaggyt]

@@TheRegularHedgehog575 lol pretty much, his megalomaniac behaviour cripples the companies more then that it helps. I wonder how many people are on a daily basis busy to minimize the negative impact of his behaviour. But there are not enough people close to him that dare to tell him he is getting out of hand.

[@Nope-r4y]

You're cute and kinda funny, in a way... I hope reality will be kind to you once you meet it.

[@gokublack316]

At this point i will not be surprised if Musk announced a Tesla with a combustion engine

[@spookyshark632]

Leon is gonna build a Tesla oil rig

[@dvader3263]

That's one of the most stupid comments I've ever read. Congrats. Morons Are Giant A..holes

[@xyklapse]

well teslas have been known to spontaneously combust already...

[@xyklapse]

well teslas have been known to spontaneously combust...

[@CardboardSliver]

They better contact Rich Rebuilds to show them how it's done.

[@Heavilymoderated]

Elon is the Monorail guy from the Simpsons, and the Cybertruck is Atari diarrhea. The world has such a short memory nowadays that he doesn’t have to dip with his bag when his lies are exposed. He can just tell a new lie and everyone will forget about the last one.

[@rockets4kids]

The EV of the future is the small, lightweight, city/commuter vehicle.

[@Sekir80]

One would hope. Unfortunately, the cars of today are status symbols, marketed as lifestlye products. You won't convince a Porsche driver to give it up for FSD EV. Unfortunately.

[@rockets4kids]

@@Sekir80 Yup. EVs of today are as much about virtue signalling as anything else.

[@sherlock_backs]

@@rockets4kids I mean, most chinese EVs are rather small, i have seen like 20 different brands around in my city, and they are really solid cars, see the BYD seagull for example :)

[@rockets4kids]

@@sherlock_backs Yup. That's part of the reason why the US slapped tariffs on Chinese EVs.

[@JustJayGaming]

And Tesla could do it. The cybercab looked like the perfect size, just make it a normal drivable car and sell it for 20k

[@Richard-c5w]

Not to mention towing 8000 pounds it only gets 80-85 miles on a full charge down to zero and costs more to charge then a diesel truck to refill on the exact same trip with the exact same load.

[@kellyalger2394]

This right here is why I'm not letting go of my 01 Cummins with 310k

[@DB-cu4hn]

11,000 lbs, 94 miles, and about 1/3 the cost but, ya know, you were close.

[@markstevens1729]

If you were a local contractor with a trailer to haul around town, that puny range would be a day or two. Why does everyone see towing as a cross-country affair? I despise Musk and Tesla because of him and the “bro-box” is just more crap from the mind of megalomania, but for what most pickups do on the regular, a decrease in range for hard work is reasonable.

[@kellyalger2394]

@markstevens1729 90 miles for a lot of contractors is less than a day might not even be 1 trip. In the U.S, a lot of them will sometimes drive 200 per day depending on the job. Not just to and from, but also supply runs because they couldn't fit it all in the truck or van. Speaking from experience having hauled for a contractor before at jobs far from both our homes. In short, it doesn't even always cut it for local, especially if the job doesn't have electricity on site.

[@5RndsFFE]

@@markstevens1729”Cross country” should be the metric for towing, atleast for us here in Australia towing could be business related but for most its towing around a camper trailer. 90 miles or 145km is pathetic, depending on traffic conditions that would geofence you to roughly a 1 hr radius of your residence. Imagine only being able to go camping or for trades being able to accept jobs that are within 1 hour of your home.

[@katertran1718]

The only time I've seen a cybertruck in person, my first instinct was to point and laugh at it. That feels like a reaction no car company should possibly look for.

[@dudovich13]

I do that every time I see one. In the Inland Empire lots of idiots have bought one.

[@lhmmhl1]

Honest question, I love vehicle design and interesting looking vehicles whether I personally like the aesthetics or not. I.e. I value the attempt to try something out of the box. Why do you despise this particular out of the box car?

[@katertran1718]

@lhmmhl1 For me personally it just looks ridiculous. I like unique looking cars too but theres a difference between unique and bad and in my opinion the cybertruck is the latter

[@ninjacow]

​@@lhmmhl1it's a design that would be "neat" as a concept car. But once it gets out on the street and you see it in all it's panel-gapped angular glory, you realize, it should have stayed a concept. Plus it's dumpster shaped 🤷‍♂️

[@darkwing3713]

There was someone driving around my town in one for awhile, and I tried not to laugh when I was behind him.

[@wanderer314]

22:11 *draws an irregular pentagon "It's a literal triangle"

[@Kai...999]

As an engineer, the Cyber Truck is the biggest example of a product made from hubris that I've seen in recent history.

[@Edwardcolton]

I am an engineer and look past the polarizing looks and love the technology. To each their own, very happy with my purchase!

[@ContactsNfilters]

I guess the titan submersible wasn't really a product, but the Stockton sure did try to sell it as a fun thing to ride in.

[@zbossgamer3400]

​@@Edwardcolton As an engineering student I see it as they gave themself a challenge to make a car that uses a specific manufacturing technique and succeeded that challenge better than we all expected. I see it the same way as people looking at the lockheed martins F-117A Nighthawk and saying its a bad plane. While I argue it was most tech advanced plane of its time.

[@brandenraftery5074]

Don't think I'd say it's all hubris, the 48v system is pretty interesting...

[@NotTotallyHopeless]

​@@mablesfatalfable6021Their share price is down almost 16% in the past month, so I'm not sure you're a Businessman either lol

[@haldosprime3896]

I saw a cyber truck in a parkinglot and I genuinely thought it was an untextured polygon from the N64.

[@berke2336]

There is a wrapped matte black one in my hometown and EVEN WITH A BLACK WRAP you can see the panel gaps from across the street. The quality control of Tesla has always been a joke but Cybertruck is next level clapped.

[@UberHeroMystic]

My neighbor has a white one. 🤢

[@sliightdriizzle6011]

Cybertruck gets hate (and love) because it's the embodiment of Elon. This is the first thing I think he ever really had say in. He's not as smart as people think he is, he's just a rich guy with ideas who makes other people do the work. This was his idea and it shows

[@AWriterWandering]

The “futurism” doesn’t even feel like it’s from the century. Rather it feels like something someone from the mid 80s would think was futuristic. It reminds me of those shuttlecraft they had in the first couple seasons of Star Trek TNG.

[@RobRoss]

If you found an Edsel in a garage or barn today in 2024, you could fix it up and get it into working shape and even drive it on the road. In the future, I don’t think you’ll be able to do that with any 70 year old Tesla cars. Think of all the specialized parts and technology, chips , software, and battery tech that may be impossible to find or duplicate in 70 years. And do the cars require an online connection with a server to work? Will that server and online service still be up and running in 70 years?

[@marcodaddario3965]

Is there something fundamental a smart car can do which can't be done with a "dumb" car and a GPS device? Otherwise, cars needing servers only benefits companies.

[@sortaspicey9278]

​@@marcodaddario3965 there's an argument that in the future all cars could be connected allowing for near perfect autonomous driving now ignoring all the security issues that could cause. That's about the only reason for smart vehicles to exist. Literally everything else is just to squeeze more money out of consumers. Paid features, subscription plans, internet connectivity. It's all just there to to make more money and to sell the consumer a fantasy of what owning the car makes them

[@RobRoss]

@@FreeKraps When I find an old flashlight somewhere the batteries have always leaked and destroyed the interior of the flashlight. The few times I’ve tried to clean the corrosion, they still haven’t worked. I imagine the same thing will happen to Tesla batteries over 70 years.

[@MeepChangeling]

It will probably be easier than you think to get a Tesla going in 70 years. Sure you may not know much about electronics and hardware hacking but plenty of people do. There are people right now who make Doom run on things that shouldn't run it, just for fun. There's a guy who made an NES use Mode 7 graphics, something Nintendo themselves back in the day thought impossible. There are people who just because they can, publish simple guides online for how to wire in modchips to your PS3 so it can play anything you want. There are dudes who make literally rotting 80s computers run like new again just for funzies. What you've failed to understand is that while EVs are not mechanical vehicals, they are computer vehicles and there are more computer nerds than gearheads now (and that's likely to remain true indefently). The only real question is "will there be any reason to revive an old Tesla?" and the answer to that is up to the future.

[@J.R.in_WV]

You could make the same argument for basically any mid to high range modern vehicle. Maybe not the network part but the proprietary electronics the car requires to run. Most new cars have a CAN network that requires a minimum of a dozen separate “modules” (separate computer “boxes”) to communicate at all times and meet certain parameters to run and drive. Truth be told user serviceability on cars largely died off when CANBUS started being used instead of separate wiring circuits for all the sensors needed to operate the engine and transmission, which was the late 90’s to early 00’s.

[@KevinJDildonik]

CyberRust won't kill Tesla. But it has exposed their lies. They are in big danger. Like the screen centric concept was always just so they can save a few bucks. Which means I will absolutely never own one, because not having controls like a dedicated physical volume knob is miserable and dangerous. Like when Maps accidentally thinks I want to talk to its garbage Assistant. There was an update at one point. If you scream at the Assistant to "f*** off" because it was 200dB higher than your music. It went on a long rant about how you shouldn't hurt the robot's feelings. While you were in traffic with Google Assistant drowning out the sound of an oncoming emergency vehicle trying to get by. This was horrifyingly, terribly dangerous. Luckily I had a physical volume button that I could mash to mute the robot. That physical button may have actually saved my life that day. Until voice control can immediately, reliably turn completely off the moment I scream "f*** off" I not only don't want any voice assistant, but I also want a kill switch.

[@rogerk6180]

Tesla was always going to be hype brand. Once the novelty wears off it becomes clear the products are nothing special and most "innovations" are jist solutions looking for problems. On top of that they just look bland and lack any character, and increasingly outdated as well. Eventually tesla needs to become part of a big legacy car manufacturer like gm to make use of scale and the ability to share platforms. And their ev tech can help their parent company then to move the entire concern forward technologically.

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Exposed how they don’t care about the environment a SUV and Truck are worst and Elon try to stop any public transit project that are way better then a any EV a bus it better than a EV and that with it being diesel not an EV bus And on safety if they care why is everything on a tablet also that they cheap out with self driving their a resin waymo have all those stuff on it not just camera and a gps

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

You’d better pray there’s enough grannies thanking the google that the robots won’t uprise lmao

[@stretch654]

That's pretty scary - not being able to hear what's going on 'cos some stupid ui 'feature' is yelling at you.

[@ptonpc]

My car is 20 years old. It has central locking, a back up camera, diagnostic and service reminders etc. All on a separate screen and controlled by buttons. You do not need to take your eyes off the road to drive or adjust most things.

[@phillipmerriwether6899]

BOYCOTT TESLA!!!

[@randomcommenterurl]

The new prisus has no business looking so good

[@GOPRepubliklan]

No joke, they got that right.

[@RobertSmith-le8wp]

They look great. Some people have said they’re Toyotas best looking vehicle and I have to agree. Toyota had fallen so much too. I remember going to my local dealer as a kid and seeing the 4th gen Supra, Celica, and MR2 in the showroom at the same time

[@downbytheriver501]

I get a lot of crap from my blue collar (I am blue collar as well… I guess) friends when I say the same thing.

[@pochopmartin]

This is what we all want with "the future should look like the future". Utopia vibes not Dystopian nightmare.

[@icallbullsxxt]

I saw one in traffic today and was like dam that shit looks good

[@WikiAndi172]

Seeing that 2.5% number of people going through with purchasing the cyber truck restores some of my faith in humanity.

[@AndrewBlucher]

Well, 97.5% of humanity at any rate.

[@larky368]

They had to cancel when they realized that they would have had to wait 20 years for their truck to be built. And even a Tesla cultist will realize that it will be outdated and uncool by that time.

[@currentsupply]

Cybertruck is the 3 most popular selling EV on the market, after the Model Y and Model 3. And, it's the most popular EV truck. Your taste isn't an indicator of popular opinion.

[@AndrewBlucher]

@@currentsupply Charles, your other comments show that you are a one-eyed Musk supporter. And maybe a TSLA share holder. Kind of undermines the impact of your contribution here.

[@currentsupply]

@AndrewBlucher I have been a Musk fan since the Model S became a huge success back in 2012. It was the most important car released in the last 50 years. Well also the Toyota Prius with hybrid synergy drive. Before the Model S I was actually a big fan of hydrogen cars but Tesla & Toyota proved that hybrid and batteries are the best technology.

[@joemaas7924]

With the range extender occupying 1/2 of the bed, and the spare tire taking up the other 50%, How does this make it a truck?? What the hell am i supposed to haul all my shit in? Its a Fucking Fastback Car, Fan boys, You all fell for the Cult Line.

[@Innerspace100]

A fastback car is a bit generous, I think. To me, it looks like a rubbish skip that someone decided to turn upside-down and put four wheels on; something Jeremy Clarkson would do for giggles in one of his old christmas DVDs... Which he actually did, come think of it. It was a skip, a sofa, and I think a table. He got a bunch of BTCC and rally drivers along on a race track, and they had a go. Very funny for a christmas DVD feature, but as real proposition from a car manufacturer? Well...

[@AugustusOmega]

hook up a trailer

[@THESLlCK]

@@AugustusOmega you can do that with an SUV for less

[@pandatactical4530]

Any idea what percentage of truck owners even tow more than 100 miles in a day?

[@leonardobrien]

You stash in onto the [glass] roof silly...

[@SEEshadow]

With all the long term reviews of the cyber truck being similar, this makes sense. It's like someone without any car development knowledge created the cyber truck. Someone with more money / government subsidies than logic / sense.

[@drecksaukerl]

It's not just teens laughing at the Cydertruck. It's 60something engineers as well.

[@jameswoll]

...who are surely as good as Tesla engineers, I'm sure.

[@lunaris3983]

​@@jameswoll The quality of the work done by Tesla's engineers doesn't matter, because they're kneecapped by Elon's bullshit. He could have the best engineers in the world and the cybertruck wouldn't have been a good, functional vehicle.

[@southernights]

Tesla is now MAGA, no longer yuppy.

[@mpanico3727]

That only cemented my not supporting anything from Musk.

[@andrewc403]

@@mpanico3727100%

[@mkvenner2]

MAGA is yuppie just the kind of yuppie that refuses to grow up

[@3dartxsi]

That is the other half of the problem. MAGA types prefer to buy F-350s that roll coal, quite literally the opposite of a low emissions EV. Meanwhile, the primary market for Teslas has been yuppies, who are not big fans of outspoken MAGA types. It would be like Gerber changing their logo to a picture of Jeffrey Epstein.

[@emanggitulah4319]

At this point I'd rather buy a Chinese EV instead of this conman

[@ScrimmyBingus42]

I'd happily drive an Aztec, but I wouldn't be caught dead in a cybertruck

[@veloaa-montreal6924]

For me the very first time that I saw the Cybertruck I thought it was awesome because it looks like it was designed by a 5 year old and it's so ridiculous and just so hilariously bad that it makes it good. But then the way that it's engineered and built just makes me roll my eyes and try to maintain hope for humanity

[@senfsenfdazugeb7816]

I mean, not being able to sell it in europe is a hughe problem. 500mill potential customers are a significant market.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

It shouldn't be able to be sold here either. Our pedestrian deaths to vehicle traffic are already way higher than other comparable countries, and we're the only one of our peers who is increasing that stat.

[@tripzero0]

It is sold in Europe by 3rd parties with a few modifications. Nothing major. The biggest change is the color of the rear lights. The panels? Legal if the edges are plastic capped. Easy.

[@pigeon.and.pigeon]

​@@tripzero0 how ever its clasified as a collectors vehicle so its road legal but limited on distans it can travel per year

[@tripzero0]

@@pigeon.and.pigeon That's not my understanding. It's classified as a light duty vehicle under weight classification. This is under EU rules. I suppose local jurisdictions may have rules on top of that particular to that area.

[@JamilTokmaji]

Europe is not the biggest market for massive pickup trucks anyway.. I’ve lived in Sweden for 11 years, never seen a dodge ram or an F-150 on the road. I often road trip to Germany, Netherlands and Spain. I remember seeing a dodge ram once in the Netherlands and that think looked so shocking in that environment. Now I live in Dubai and let me tell you once Tesla officially make the cyber truck available in the middle eastern gulf they’d be selling like hot cakes! The price is currently astronomical here in the uae (second hand only) and I’ve already seen a bunch of them. There’s one in my gym wrapped in Matt black and I must say, it looks really nice. I own a model 3 and it’s the first not Toyota / Lexus. And I love the damn thing. And seeing that black cybertruck made me wanna buy one. And btw at least in this market the number of Chinese ev’s on the road is so minuscule. I hardly ever see any while Teslas are as common as Camrys used to be.

[@julianbailey2749]

All you need to know about Tesla is that the Model S launched in 2012 and hasn't been replaced. There are no other mass market family cars launched in 2012 that have not be replaced or do not have a replacement in the planning. Most of them were replaced before 2020.

[@mlsasd6494]

Just asking out of curiosity, there have been revisions right? Most german brand cars like C class, bmw 3 also went through revisions but didnt go away. Sure with more redesign but i dont think they are still using the same motors or the same battery in the Mod S which would be the main components for an EV

[@AndrewBlucher]

Julian, you've just explained what is wrong with the modern world, and it's called consumerism.

[@xmfclick]

You don't seem to be aware of the Tesla production-cell method. As Sandy Munro says, the legacy car makers think that the great thing about next year's model is that it has an extra cup holder and a different coloured fender. And those changes take two years to get approved.

[@ygreq]

At 27:52 you say "It's also not good to have an idiot who knows nothing about cars in charge of an automotive project." Wait! Where you talking about Homer or Elon? ;))

[@tranquilthoughts7233]

That's very unfair to Homer. Homer at least wanted useful stuff for his car.

[@Irokutarabelmont]

Yes.

[@ivanfranco2363]

Your observation is utterly pointless

[@CLipka2373]

"The cybertruck is ugly" is an understatement.

[@huletnadof313]

The shape of a Cybertruck is about right for a dumpster. If all those Cybertrucks don't sell, they can be repurposed as the world's most expensive self-driving dumpsters. They just need to make a hinge for the roof.

[@Axterix13]

Raccoons in certain areas have tried to break into them due to them looking a bit like the local dumpsters.

[@lorrinbarth1969]

If they ever get self driving working it could drive itself to the landfill.

[@gordondean9189]

"An idiot who doesn't know anything about cars" pretty much sums it all up. Only real difference is that Homer didn't make insane claims he couldn't possibly deliver on.

[@creamsoduh6392]

Short seller cope 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chaoslord8918]

@@creamsoduh6392 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moW1fHaOeJV9fMk

[@DrekavacScream]

I always say Teslas have the feeling of cars designed by people that have no interest in cars.

[@icedout2322]

@@DrekavacScream Funny , I always say "if you think a tesla is boring ,its not the car thats boring"

[@dakota9821]

@@creamsoduh6392 Yet you're the one post this same exact drivel under every comment. Who's really coping here, stan? It's no wonder you have 0 friends.

[@corrinarobinson7078]

Unsafe at any speed, part 2

[@flyingfalcon8999]

It actually might be true this time.

[@rheaghen]

safety is not a human right.

[@Jeremiah344]

Corvair flashbacks😂😂

[@rooster4382]

The Corvair did nothing wrong

[@tiagobelo4965]

​@@rooster4382 the early corvair had a few issues, its a shame that the reputation followed it up to the models that had fixed them. same goes for the fiero

[@pellestorck3776]

Now when he joined the maga cult many wont buy Teslas for that reason.

[@UberHeroMystic]

I canceled my model 3 order for that reason.

[@larryjacobson5228]

Tesla Board needs to fire him

[@mlsasd6494]

@@larryjacobson5228i dont think they can he still holds a veto majority after that ridiculous stock package no?

[@zawarudo1041]

That’s so stupid reason to not buy car, there are better reasons, like fixed battery car is simply environmentally harmful, unreasonably overpriced for range and quality it offers and because it is literally disposable car for staggeringly entitled rich people to resell after five years so they don’t need to bother what to do with deteriorating battery that you can’t swap while on the road. It’s simply bad design, all if fixed battery cars at bad design, definition of planned obsolescence fine tuned into art

[@crundle1328]

A big part of the delorean failing is the guy was all over the news and they were saying he was doing drug running. Also they had trash engines

[@GeeEm1313]

They also were made in Northern Ireland by people who had no experience building cars.

[@murraymadness4674]

Rear engine design was really bad choice. The showcar mid-engine is what people wanted.

[@alexibarra4675]

That's what im saying. It was a bad comparison. DMC also had no other products and simply doubled down instead of looking for solutions to their mess. Tesla can easily subsidize the loss of Cybertruck by selling more 3s and Ys. It's likely going to be a flop for Tesla, but not what sinks it ✋️🙄

[@crundle1328]

@alexibarra4675 agreed

[@chrislemaster2695]

@@alexibarra4675 What also killed DMC 12 was the 25,000 price tag in 1981. It was supposed to be 12,000 at the most.

[@GaijinGamerGirl]

I'm glad that we have actual safety requirements and driving standards in Europe led by the UK, as we will never have to see this trash vehicle on our UK roads.

[@Nocturnalux]

I don’t know about “led by the UK” but the EU has banned it.

[@GaijinGamerGirl]

@Nocturnalux UK set the EU driving standards, that's why if you pass your test in the UK you can drive anywhere.

[@Dante-ki4ol]

The Tories wanna end that

[@Nocturnalux]

@@GaijinGamerGirl I mean…clearly no longer.

[@kenion2166]

@@Nocturnalux Lies, its not banned in EU ppl. already registered a few Cybertrucks here and there is a company to retrofit CSS on it. Where do ppl. get this disinformation about being banned?

[@SamLowryDZ-015]

He's a founder like Ray kroc founded McDonalds. The only difference is Ray knew how to run a business and made his franchise operation a global success.

[@angelainamarie9656]

Elon's Crock is not Ray's Kroc.

[@odmcclintic]

I sold used cars for awhile and we could never keep Aztecs on the lot, they sold fast. People eventually saw its value.

[@gabrielllllllllllll]

thought they were ugly new but I always wanted to customize one with "throw away" money

[@icedout2322]

people are very interested in the CT too. Its value is im no longer spending $1200 each month on fuel so its the cheapest expensive truck ive ever owned . The savings in fuel alone are paying for it not to mention I never have to deal with stealerships and their $120 oil changes or trying to upsell me the stupid fluid flush and other BS.

[@dakota9821]

@@icedout2322 "Very interested" The 97.5% cancel rate for preorders, and SUB 4000 units sold last year don't seem to match your claims. Go home stan. "The savings in fuel alone are paying for it" If we ignore the fact that electricity isn't free (easier to calculate, and not worth including for someone of your intelligence): Presuming ~10mpg (truck average in 2021) Presuming $4 per gallon. You'd have to drive 250,000 miles before you break even... So you clearly didn't do the math... In reality it would take even longer because all those "savings" don't account for wear and tear, or actually buying the electricity. I doubt if the battery could even last long enough to "break even". You'd probably end up another 60 grand in the hole before you did. "...not to mention I never have to deal with stealerships and their $120 oil changes..." Oh I see the problem; You're an 1D10T. No one with any brains takes it to the DEALERSHIP for an oil change, nor pays *$120* for one... " or trying to upsell me the stupid fluid flush and other BS." A scummy practice, but one only pulled on people that have zero knowledge about cars... Seems like you fit that demographic perfectly. I do have to admit, that the CT did reach its target buyer in your case: People with far, far more money than sense. You'd look a lot less foolish if you just accepted you fell for hype, instead of doubling down on your nonsense... Maybe at least do the math before you make BS claims again. Hold this: L

[@BeachLookingGuy]

@@icedout2322 i cant wait for you to see the cost of battery replacement. oh and once you void that warranty by plugging in a toaster. oh the the insurance!! lets not forget the insurance. tiny fender bender might just total out the whole vehicle especially if the battery gets even the slightest damage.

[@imbrianbrain]

Actually Elon Musk killed Tesla...

[@KillroyX99]

Elon Musk is quite terrible, but Tesla just announced a $5 billion gross profit quarter and the Cybertruck is #3 in US EV sales.

[@svetlinkarachorov4208]

@@KillroyX99 I don't even think he is terrible. He seems to be doing all the right moves to bring the best product to consumers at a good price.

[@jamescarter8311]

Tesla's market cap is $269 billion. WTF are you talking about?

[@KillroyX99]

@@jamescarter8311 , are you saying that Tesla is a good value? 🤣

[@KillroyX99]

@@svetlinkarachorov4208 , you’re right. I do think Elon is running his companies well. What I am talking about is when Elon posts information or when he gets to political.

[@imjustken1]

Why are people always trying to reinvent the wheel when it comes to cars and trucks. The old models of the Tacoma, Civic, Ranger have outlasted every modern car so far yet companies want us to believe that the plastic electric toys are the future

[@imnotusingmyrealname4566]

It's not about reliability anymore. It's about digital tech, slapping a giant screen in, subscriptions and features features features.

[@callumprice1710]

If they could just use the old designs and slap in an electric motor instead id love it. But sadly there is a large amount of inability to stick with good designs.

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

⁠​⁠@@imnotusingmyrealname4566 put everything on a apple tablet in the middle of the dashboard like a Tesla smh the auto industry should learn form the airlines industry that buttons, switches, and levers still have a places and don’t distract people

[@coltonmoore447]

Don't forget the corolla

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

I would say: Make trucks smaller( as in not as long and maybe go back to being single bench cars or at least 3 door cars with reduced size rear bench) with leaving the bed size unchange. Good utility tracks are ones that have big bed size to overall size ratio. Especially if you try makeing electric trucks, but what do I know.

[@AlvaSudden]

If it could lift and tip dumpsters & had a trash compactor on the back, it would make more sense.

[@AsbestosMuffins]

you forgot the marketing of the Edsel was that NOBODY was allowed to see the car until literally the night it was put on sale. the assembly issues were because Mcnamera (yes thst one) decided to build them on the same assembly line as other ford cars, which did not work

[@hebneh]

And when people finally saw the Edsel, after several years of hype about how fabulous and ground-breaking it was going to be, they were underwhelmed or actually scornful of it. Within weeks it was recognized as a major failure.

[@davepayne164]

Let’s not forget the giant chrome vagina on the front of it…

[@Funlu]

Everyone who wants one already has one, expect sales to fall once people get bored

[@morishimaharuka8754]

​@@mablesfatalfable6021and how much elon promised? 40k a year? how many are there lmao just 4k so see you next 10 years?

[@Funlu]

@@mablesfatalfable6021 I guess you didn’t watch the part of the video where they got to the end of the waiting list and only 5% of people bought it

[@creamsoduh6392]

Short seller cope is insane hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blue46gt]

@@morishimaharuka8754 The Cybertruck sold 16K units in Q3.

[@blue46gt]

Sales are going up, not down.

[@marcezs08]

If Elon had delivered, only on the price of 40k, it would have been a good vehicle, you could overlook the ugly design, the inconvenience of the stainless steel. But for 2~3x the price and half the value, as its a bad vehicle, and an even worse truck. It doesn't really have any value other than "looking cool". Worst of all, people buy Porsches, Lambos, and Ferraris for looking cool, not a stainless steel fridge on wheels. It always pays to under promise and overdeliver. The exact opposite of Elon's Motto.

[@roo1314]

"a stainless steel fridge on wheels..." What a perfect description...except a stainless steel fridge looks a lot better.

[@barrag3463]

He needs to deliver a cost reduced EV for under 40k, which I don't think will happen. My guess isn't just because of Elon's insistence on "innovation," but also because of massive inefficiencies in their production.

[@tripzero0]

Stainless steel is hard to manufacture with. No one is complaining about it being inconvenient to use. You have never driven the truck. You know nothing about it except what trash tic Tok videos tell you. It's a very good vehicle. It's fast, powerful, a camping cheat code, handles like a sports car and has more technology than anyone else. Did Tesla under deliver? Not on the AWD version. They exceeded their promises on everything but the price. We got more range, more power, more towing, four wheel steering and steer by wire more than was promised. Is it worth the $80k? It's better than all other competitively priced trucks so yes. It will come down in price though. The RWD version will be $60k and drop from there.

[@marcezs08]

@@tripzero0 it's got half the promised range, for twice the price. A barebones interior, horrible towing range. Ignore the Tesla marketing of acceleration, and fancy 48v bla bla bla, and look at it from a truck owners perspective, someone who actually wants a truck. It being bulletproof is a massive gimmick. I've never been shot at. I want a truck with a nice build quality. It doesn't have it. I want to go 500 miles without having to stop to charge. It doesn't do it. For 100k, I can buy the most top of the line truck, that gets a lot more range, has a lot more capacity for towing, has massaging seats. Has a proper bed where I can actually put shit and use, without the range dropping to miserable. All of that, would have been perfectly fine, for 40k I could live with 200 miles worth of range. And 100miles while towing, for 40k, but for 100k? For what? To say my truck is bulletproof? Tesla forgot what a truck was meant for and that's why 80% of the marketing is about it's speed and stuff. Also I have driven one. And PSA, the 4 wheel steering shit is 100% necessary, cuz the turning radius with it, is about the size of the titanic, without it, it would be even worse.

[@tripzero0]

@@marcezs08 the AWD was promised with 300 miles range and we got 340. Are you talking about the 3-motor variant? As I said that particular one is a miss. 500 miles is about 6 hours of driving. You want your legs to swell and feel like jelly while having a full bladder for that long I guess that's on you. I don't drive 500 miles or even 300 miles everyday. When I did, it was fine. I stopped more for the humans than I did the truck. Meanwhile I use it daily for $10 a month in fuel. It has a very useful bed. Again, I own it and you don't so you are no expert on the truck. I am. Your arguments are invalid. The build quality is fine and the panels are scratch and dent resistant which is nice for more than just bullets if you ever off-road. The interior is simple, not bare bones. It's elegant and better than any vehicle I've owned or driven.

[@Weeklongwind647]

I am shocked that more than 2 million people ordered the cyber truck. They seem to be very common in my area now. They are everywhere1!1!1 People will keep buying this thing a lot more, because Tesla is now making profit of it. Yea, imma wait till the Scout Terra 2027 comes out.

[@JZStudios2]

"Self driving cars are never going to be a thing." Of course not, because they're called a train.

[@tripzero0]

My car drives me to work everyday hands free. People don't realize this is a thing. It isn't going away and is only getting better.

[@HALLish-jl5mo]

Self driving cars will absolutely be a thing. To a limited extent they already are, just not quite good enough for widespread use yet. But they will get there. Maybe next year, maybe next decade, maybe by 2050, but at some point you will have a car that can drive as well as a competent human driver on complex roads. They said computers would never beat humans at chess. Then a supercomputer did it. Now your phone can beat a grandmaster with the right app.

[@Croz89]

Most trains aren't self-driving though.

[@trippybruh1592]

Yeah but downshifting my straight piped Yamaha RS6 through a residential neighborhood sounds so cool though.

[@chrisschneiders6734]

​@tripzero0 hah, your insurance now knows this and you've got no insurance coverage, read the tesla small print..bloody dill.

[@imnotusingmyrealname4566]

The old Simpsons episodes are perhaps the best cartoons ever made.

[@deelee4639]

Lol I keep thinking of that episode. The everymans car

[@mattihaapoja8203]

Enron ​@@mablesfatalfable6021

[@ChrissyOneMusic]

This is both the ugly car one and the monorail one.

[@dudovich13]

No. The Simpsons has never been funny. It should have gone away years ago.

[@sonnylatchstring]

Until the Tesla Cybertruck gets 4 or 5 stars in a NCAP safety test, I think the car is not just ugly but also extremely dangerous for its drivers and anyone it crashes into.

[@Sekir80]

Does NCAP scores safety for people outside the tested cars? I've so many test methods I can't distinguish in my head now. Because I remember seeing pedestrian test, but don't know if it was NCAP test or not.

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

Cybertruck will get -5 before getting 5

[@frankpatlan4412]

How do vehicles like this make it to production without a safety rating? I would think that that would need to occur before?

[@andrewdubose9968]

So do you have any data or factual evidence for your assertions, or just fee fees? Because thus far, there is no real world data to substantiate your claims. - NHTSA, IIHS, NCAP do not test every vehicle on sale. - Approximately 150,000 vehicles sold every year are not NHTSA tested - For example: not a single Jaguar, Land Rover, or Porsche model have an NHTSA rating - Regarding the CT specifically: “While it has certainly created a lot of buzz, it’s unlikely we would invest resources to test it unless it were selling in numbers comparable with other popular large pickups”. -Zero pedestrian fatalities to date

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

@@andrewdubose9968 you can’t send links in comments. Literally look up cybertruck safety and you’ll see articles from reputable sources. Plus, it’s banned in the eu for being too dangerous

[@TesterAnimal1]

I can’t see how it can’t destroy Tesla. It will be impossible to sell in any market which has reasonable vehicle safety regulations. And it’s an overpriced, over heavy piece of semi useless nonsense.

[@Xarx42]

The weight is certainly a point to mention: in Germany eg you cant drive that thing with the normal car license, which makes the potential target group even smaller than it already is.

[@VintageCarHistory]

It is amazing that they were able to make a car uglier than a Pontiac Aztec.

[@rheaghen]

anything can be made ugly, with ease. take your mom for example.

[@Sekir80]

@@rheaghen bruh

[@rockets4kids]

At least the Aztek has the excuse of being forced to use a different chassis than what the car was designed for!

[@creamsoduh6392]

Hahahaha short seller cope in the comment section 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tripzero0]

Your mom thought the same thing about you...

[@marcelinosumaya5040]

My favorite meme, had me absolutely howling: "Girl are you a Cybertruck, cuz you look dumb as shit"

[@AMVH2012]

The DeLorean was also a complete lemon. 130 hp trying to look like a sports car. The parts are substandard, if any rust gets on the engine you need to sandblast or the parts will erode. The engine block will rot right through.

[@Cry_Like_A_Swamp_Puppy]

And it’s still a better vehicle than the CyberDumpster will ever be

[@neuronoc.7343]

It's literally only famous because it got featured with Christopher Lloyd and Michael "Jitterbug" Fox.

[@EbenBransome]

This is because of the electrical potential set up between iron and 300 series nickel-chrome-iron. Aluminium corrodes more slowly because of the oxide barrier. In "ordinary" cars all the steel parts are about the same potential.

[@pskry]

I’m so grateful that these will never make it to the EU 😂

[@mudi2000a]

What I also consider as a huge mistake is that he killed the cheaper Model 2 which was supposed to come in favor of the bullshit robo taxi, robo bus and Optimus.

[@BeachLookingGuy]

one thing i find interesting I always thought you could just get any model of tesla and with FSD it becomes a robotaxi. now it turns out there will be a specific model for that and none of the current cars can do it.

[@jameswoll]

@@BeachLookingGuy They will all do it.

[@BeachLookingGuy]

@@jameswoll oh u think so? Lol

[@mlsasd6494]

@@BeachLookingGuythe „robotaxi“ is just the version without a steering wheel and pedals. Though its a clear case of ill believe it when i see it as FSD is just around the corner and releasing next year since 2018

[@JohnnyZenith]

I'm British. I hated the Aztec when I first saw it in Mexico City years ago. Then I went camping in one with a lady and I loved it!

[@ExtraGrandeJerolo]

I love the clown quoting EV sales figures @24:22 acting like all these manufacturers moving under 10k units is some sort of great accomplishment when if I go and check the F150's sales numbers (the most sellingest vehicle in the US) they moved 46,444 units in January of '24 ALONE. The numbers these companies are moving of these boutique EVs does not justify the investment they've put into them when just making a normal pickup will outsell it hand over fist any day of the week for a fraction of the investment.

[@kenday7942]

For Elon Musk “Tomorrow” is just a year away.

[@JamesHawkeYouTube]

They're testing how stupid mankind is right now.

[@blue46gt]

Yes, by posting videos like this.

[@tripzero0]

It's the great filter. On one side you have ignorant truck nuts, EV haters and Elon haters. On the other side you have people that have actually driven the vehicle or otherwise understand it's comparative features.

[@savagej4y241]

@@tripzero0 "Truck nuts, EV haters, and Elon haters" So basically almost the entire country against some fanboys lol

[@tripzero0]

@@savagej4y241 argumentum ad populum.

[@sortaspicey9278]

Wow the musk glazers really pulled up 😂

[@tripzero0]

Pulled up with your mom?

[@icallbullsxxt]

For real, they out here riding his nuts extra hard lol

[@neuronoc.7343]

Someone's gotta retaliate against the CommonSenseSlapstick Clown Crowd, I suppose.

[@electric7487]

↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ Don't feed the trolls, guys.

[@upijhaj]

Finally… an HONEST review, that wasn’t run by a ‘FanBoy’ !!! -Much Love, From : TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA 🇨🇦 !!!

[@Weeklongwind647]

I am shocked that more than 2 million people ordered the cyber truck. They seem to be very common in my area now. They are everywhere!1!1 People will keep buying this thing a lot more because Tesla is now making a profit from it. Yeah, imma wait till the Scout Terra 2027 comes out. I will be honest though, I kinda like the cyber truck's design. It looks cool and unique. Yet, I hate myself for liking the design 💀. If the cyber truck had met people’s promises and if it didn’t have so many problems compared to other Teslas, I would’ve maybe considered it. But, never in a million years would I get one with these issues.

[@dupre7416]

I kind of thought it was cool back in 2019 but then I realized I’m a grown-ass man, not an 11 year old boy.

[@GoronCityOfficialBoneyard]

The bit about Delorean, my family knew him back in the 80s and 90s and when he visited us before his death in 2005 he still claimed his was truly innocent, evidence was planted, people within the company were defrauding the government. Problem is he was a man with a dream and trusted those he shouldnt have, thought they shared in his ideals, he wasnt found innocent because of nefarious aspects regardless of the stories, he was a man who had a vision and made very poor choices. One cannot say the same for an individual like Musk

[@RoseanneSeason7]

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[@namenamename390]

Even though I'm really not a fan of Tesla, I don't think they're gonna go bankrupt because of this truck. However, it would be immensely funny to me if it happened.

[@JohnCline]

And yet, Tesla can't build them fast enough to satisfy demand, it's the best-selling electric pickup truck in the world.

[@Austriantrainguy]

I'll just stick to my 1969 mini Cooper

[@tiagobelo4965]

wish I had one, great choice mate

[@plop31]

in your crappy mini, All it takes is one low-speed car accident to die.... good luck and have fun boomer. in 1970, there were 5 times as many road deaths as today. back in the day every familly in the courntry experienced a death in a car crash. in the 70s, you had a 10% chance of surviving a car accident. in the 90s, you had a 50% chance of surviving a car accident. in the 2000s, you had a 50% chance of surviving a car accident without fractures. in today's cars, you have a 75% chance of surviving a car accident without any trauma at all. and a 50% chance of not having car accident at all because of autopilot and active safety options.

[@Austriantrainguy]

@@plop31 1. My car is perfectly reliable with all the original mechanics in it which are now more than two times as old as I am (24). It never spontaneous combusted or had to be recalled because of gas pedal issues, it has no weired gaps between its body pannels, it's hood doesen't want to cut your hand of if you aren't careful and it has no big screen in the middle of the dashboard that you have to controll every single function with that isn't related to steering, accelerating or braking which in my oppinion just requires too much attention from the driver. (I've testdriven the new Škoda Kodiaq) 2. My Mini is modified in a way that is street legal but also allows me to attend amatour rallies of all sort. That means that I have a roll cage, front seats with four points belts which I can swap with the original seats. I have crashed this little car soo many times and never have I sustained any injuries. By the way I am 24 years old, have a degree in engineering so I know one thing or two about the structural intergity of metals. Have a nice day🙂

[@jeffreygreene1042]

I hear ya. I wouldn't sell my Triumph GT-6 to get a new car with all those computer chips in them, much less a Tesla. And I'm a computer Engineer. When driving, I prefer mechanical over software

[@plop31]

@@Austriantrainguy come on stop telli g shit about your car. it as been repaired multiple times by body shops. that car was a hand made by British workers back in the day and had much worse panels gaps and finish problems than a brand new tesla. stop lying to us like that. the fact you put a roll cage to save your life adds up to my story. this car was not safe to drive back then. you are an engineer so please do the the math. do the life cycle study of your mini VS a tesla model 3. depending on the mileage of your mini you have rejected on the atmosphere more pollution than a bra'd new tesla will reject on its entire life cycle.