How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended

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How It Should Have Ended

How It Should Have Ended

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@xiang5814
@xiang5814 9 жыл бұрын
The sleeping darts say:"knight knight". Clever.
@2fast4coolness66
@2fast4coolness66 9 жыл бұрын
I know right
@ravengaming5381
@ravengaming5381 8 жыл бұрын
+2fast 4coolness "I can take it over the bay" Game Theory says otherwise
@firegamer6231
@firegamer6231 7 жыл бұрын
Xiang awwwwww yeah
@steliosa7078
@steliosa7078 7 жыл бұрын
Why is it clever?
@angdata9371
@angdata9371 5 жыл бұрын
^ A pun on "Night night", since that's a.. sleeping dart : D
@NaughtyNotorious
@NaughtyNotorious 8 жыл бұрын
"Yea, I've been stabbed... and I might be bleeding out... but it's ok because... because I'm Batman."
@hamzauchiha2045
@hamzauchiha2045 8 жыл бұрын
Naughty Notorious well poop... I guess this means you're screwed
@jakubfrei3757
@jakubfrei3757 6 жыл бұрын
Because... Because I'm Batmaghgg.. :D
@knanzeynalov7133
@knanzeynalov7133 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sibongilemoyo6640
@sibongilemoyo6640 4 жыл бұрын
obito is that you 😢
@Shaggy_Rogers2024
@Shaggy_Rogers2024 29 күн бұрын
John Blake becoming Robin
@jordanclark8938
@jordanclark8938 4 жыл бұрын
"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" is one of the best hishe lines ever and totally is true Lucious could have done that lol.
@NintendoCaprisunish
@NintendoCaprisunish 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a good Shawshank Redemption reference!
@b4yt_
@b4yt_ 4 жыл бұрын
No it is "Because i'm BATMAN!"
@matiasr6509
@matiasr6509 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer "get busy diving or get busy dying"
@chrono2959
@chrono2959 3 жыл бұрын
It's more or less what my grandpa told me when he taught me how to swim that's basically what he said while throwing me in the deep end.
@AtoZcrazypoint21
@AtoZcrazypoint21 3 жыл бұрын
Good
@user-kk9mq5ps7l
@user-kk9mq5ps7l 7 жыл бұрын
“Worst death ever” Best line in this parody.
@suleimanthemagnificent4364
@suleimanthemagnificent4364 4 жыл бұрын
Padme Luke Admiral Ackbar and Osborn:,,Hold our beers!“
@aunglin1721
@aunglin1721 4 жыл бұрын
“Get busy swimming or get busy dying”
@Gojirawars03
@Gojirawars03 2 жыл бұрын
“Here, have some money.”
@trasegorsuch5140
@trasegorsuch5140 2 жыл бұрын
How could it be better?
@maksymilianziele28
@maksymilianziele28 5 ай бұрын
And Batman spent his last moments listening to her last words and sounds instead of trying to bandage his wound or something.
@OrangeKyle91
@OrangeKyle91 8 жыл бұрын
I just realized that all of these Superhero Cafe scenes that we love so much are basically just Daniel Baxter talking to himself. XD
@sv4mp3n98
@sv4mp3n98 8 жыл бұрын
It's pretty sad I like it more when it's 2 people doing it togheter
@anthonyandersen1390
@anthonyandersen1390 8 жыл бұрын
Like Seth macfarlne
@jacksonvader5980
@jacksonvader5980 6 жыл бұрын
OrangeKyle91 what app on the App Store did he download to make these videos
@claudius3359
@claudius3359 2 жыл бұрын
@@sv4mp3n98 Then imagine what Dee Bradley Baker have to go through for years
@Guyettejohn
@Guyettejohn 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Tom Hardy (as Eddie AND Venom)
@ichigouzumaki324
@ichigouzumaki324 8 жыл бұрын
lmao... "heck no, I'm not wearing that"
@thambidave
@thambidave 7 жыл бұрын
Vincent Hemsley Cough Cough Family Friendly Channel Cough Cough
@DankBlitzwing
@DankBlitzwing 6 жыл бұрын
Should have been the 2003 Robin Outfit, or Nightwing.
@UchihaFabio
@UchihaFabio 5 жыл бұрын
@@DankBlitzwing probably Nightwing
@verbatimstudiosnz3197
@verbatimstudiosnz3197 8 жыл бұрын
Oh Hell no, I'm not wearing that. -Blake.
@spacewolfblackmane19
@spacewolfblackmane19 8 жыл бұрын
Leon .C the main reason we may never see a classic Robin
@anilsharma-xn6gb
@anilsharma-xn6gb 8 жыл бұрын
This is best man of bats .
@jg-zp9ft
@jg-zp9ft 7 жыл бұрын
heck, not hell
@fdsjlaf
@fdsjlaf 3 жыл бұрын
He was gunna wear the nightwing costume
@allanramirez5124
@allanramirez5124 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all need to make a “because I’m Batman t shirt” would definitely buy
@noodlesmaster69420
@noodlesmaster69420 4 жыл бұрын
Allan Ramirez They have it. I bought one
@jackavery7179
@jackavery7179 2 жыл бұрын
Yessssssssssss and have all the HISHE batman's on it
@autumnwinds5353
@autumnwinds5353 8 жыл бұрын
How are you still breathing right now?! Never mind...I already..I already know what you're gonna sa- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*
@Bobby-ke4jl
@Bobby-ke4jl 8 жыл бұрын
I walked right into that one
@chrishall2594
@chrishall2594 8 жыл бұрын
+Bobby yes you did
@Robin007George
@Robin007George 8 жыл бұрын
+Autumnwinds BECAUSE I'M BATMANBECAUSE I'M BATMAN
@thesushi1947
@thesushi1947 8 жыл бұрын
I walked right into that one *Yes you did*
@Wraiththelast
@Wraiththelast 6 жыл бұрын
HEY THAT'S MY LINE, But i approved it
@kyliesouthwick5904
@kyliesouthwick5904 8 жыл бұрын
Lol, Clark... Clark: Hi Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!
@cupstv4768
@cupstv4768 8 жыл бұрын
+Kylie Southwick it was Robin
@braindamagedgirl-zu9xk
@braindamagedgirl-zu9xk 8 жыл бұрын
+Cups TV naw ot was sups
@carlocumino824
@carlocumino824 7 жыл бұрын
Kylie Southwick Clark is fantastic. Why Bruce bring his fake nerd friend at a date? Because he‘s BATMAN
@anuragrebelli4267
@anuragrebelli4267 5 жыл бұрын
Did Martha cry as well.......??? Batman: hey my mother's dead Clark: my mother's Martha as well. Are u speaking abt her Batman: tell me WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME.......???
@pulsare.m.6719
@pulsare.m.6719 5 жыл бұрын
I just died right there
@turtledude83
@turtledude83 8 жыл бұрын
"HI ALFRED! SORRY BRUCE MADE YOU CRY!" XD God bless you Superman, you made my day.
@morrishakeemschluter2821
@morrishakeemschluter2821 8 жыл бұрын
Move the microphone closer to my face??
@austin_awm
@austin_awm 7 жыл бұрын
Turtledude83 right ! 🤣
@bread8159
@bread8159 7 жыл бұрын
Morris Schlüter Schlueter lol
@vivekadepu3582
@vivekadepu3582 6 жыл бұрын
he is already a god dude
@PanzerMold
@PanzerMold 6 жыл бұрын
So genuine. Lol
@nielsoncallejo8845
@nielsoncallejo8845 4 жыл бұрын
Gordon: "have some money" Also Gordon: *gives toilet paper instead* I mean everyone will take that these days
@z-man1237
@z-man1237 4 жыл бұрын
It may as well be the most purchased item in stores
@---nb1ly
@---nb1ly 4 жыл бұрын
@@z-man1237 um....in korea its the masks
@z-man1237
@z-man1237 4 жыл бұрын
편집자라임 True
@NaughtyNotorious
@NaughtyNotorious 4 жыл бұрын
aah Mr Morgan Nice to see you again....
@G1bs0n306
@G1bs0n306 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure those were tissues....
@kratosboa
@kratosboa 9 жыл бұрын
"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" oh man Shawshank redemption xDDDD
@CanisMythson
@CanisMythson 9 жыл бұрын
Hey, I have that mouse! I caught it myself lol
@teaotspp
@teaotspp 9 жыл бұрын
+Đức Anh Lê Came here for this
@marcelniculanicula1307
@marcelniculanicula1307 9 жыл бұрын
+teaotspp de
@jazzyprince3335
@jazzyprince3335 9 жыл бұрын
Best Morgan freeman impression ever!
@Eevee136
@Eevee136 9 жыл бұрын
Thank Gassy Mexican for that.
@jacobstormann4452
@jacobstormann4452 9 жыл бұрын
Nobody fucks with Morgan Freeman!
@GuessWho195
@GuessWho195 9 жыл бұрын
Eevee136 Wait that was Max? Wow I didn't even realise that...
@IMmephiles
@IMmephiles 9 жыл бұрын
Fredico Finjay Goddamn you're a crybaby.
@SoloOrTroll
@SoloOrTroll 9 жыл бұрын
Fredico Finjay You're not being funny.
@connorclemmons8698
@connorclemmons8698 8 жыл бұрын
"Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying..." - The voice of God, when he flooded the Earth.
@AlphaAzure-blu
@AlphaAzure-blu 8 жыл бұрын
It took me a moment to process this joke
@connorclemmons8698
@connorclemmons8698 8 жыл бұрын
Alpha Azure Was it a good joke though?
@AlphaAzure-blu
@AlphaAzure-blu 8 жыл бұрын
Connor Clemmons fucki'n amazing dude.
@connorclemmons8698
@connorclemmons8698 8 жыл бұрын
***** Not really. Land of Cain isn't a Garden of Eden, so those that died kind of deserved it.
@Kiran_Kesari
@Kiran_Kesari 8 жыл бұрын
If you actually get it, it's 20 times as funny. It's a shawshank redemption reference :D
@hemanthrajhanish4459
@hemanthrajhanish4459 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice
@pelonis2523
@pelonis2523 4 жыл бұрын
Almost like thats the point
@yearoldnut4797
@yearoldnut4797 4 жыл бұрын
why are you trying to steal Captain Obvious’s title?
@volt3091
@volt3091 4 жыл бұрын
*hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
@castetan2002
@castetan2002 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice because he's batman
@manhmario1500
@manhmario1500 4 жыл бұрын
Because he's BATMAN
@Raza2701
@Raza2701 8 жыл бұрын
Worst. Death. Ever. So true 😂
@darkknightbatman8269
@darkknightbatman8269 8 жыл бұрын
Raza Awais for you
@carimabdala
@carimabdala 6 жыл бұрын
IKR
@davids.3584
@davids.3584 6 жыл бұрын
I knew that it would be in this video since is was so bad
@ryuuotaku35
@ryuuotaku35 5 жыл бұрын
Raza Awais True story.
@karenstrong6734
@karenstrong6734 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was very a cheesy death, 😂😂
@Mike-eo1bw
@Mike-eo1bw 9 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone knows who Batman is who wears a mask, but no one can identify Superman as Clark Kent in the movies.
@tugulduraltansukh3792
@tugulduraltansukh3792 7 жыл бұрын
clark erases people's mind with his glasses thats why no one can remember him
@h4724-q6j
@h4724-q6j 7 жыл бұрын
Tuguldur Altansukh You can't tell who someone is if they wear glasses
@doomsdayclock7024
@doomsdayclock7024 7 жыл бұрын
Tuguldur Altansukh} qe
@Sevan_UP
@Sevan_UP 7 жыл бұрын
Mikeylangelo dc logic at its finest
@mainman3476
@mainman3476 7 жыл бұрын
Who would suspect a nerdy reporter with no self confidence to be a god?
@firatabuleyla473
@firatabuleyla473 9 жыл бұрын
I actually love Bane's voice.
@maskeddedede5962
@maskeddedede5962 9 жыл бұрын
+Firat Abuleyla Me too buddy. I think we're a rare breed.
@2fast4coolness66
@2fast4coolness66 9 жыл бұрын
Yea we are
@water_color
@water_color 8 жыл бұрын
I like his spanish voice better
@water_color
@water_color 8 жыл бұрын
But this banes voice is LEGEND
@sallyW.
@sallyW. 8 жыл бұрын
+Firat Abuleyla I fell in love with that voice
@sglmrn
@sglmrn 7 жыл бұрын
"Here Have Some Money" HOLDS UP A TISSUE BOX
@sglmrn
@sglmrn 4 жыл бұрын
@Edward HARRISON [13M3] Haha yeah
@arthurmorgan1007
@arthurmorgan1007 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao aged perfectly
@sherlockstrange1693
@sherlockstrange1693 4 жыл бұрын
Classic
@pats10
@pats10 4 жыл бұрын
Drugsssssss
@cobb541
@cobb541 10 жыл бұрын
Hey, you wanna know my secret identity ?
@miriamdiedrich7524
@miriamdiedrich7524 10 жыл бұрын
Is it Bruce Wayne?
@Satbirsran
@Satbirsran 10 жыл бұрын
Kind of like your utility belt
@jakeblues875
@jakeblues875 10 жыл бұрын
satbir sran BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAN!
@cobb541
@cobb541 10 жыл бұрын
matthew standell BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN
@Satbirsran
@Satbirsran 10 жыл бұрын
Batman you are awesome Bruce Wayne
@tomhaland3704
@tomhaland3704 5 жыл бұрын
3:06 instant regret from Clark right there
@lia5911
@lia5911 4 жыл бұрын
Gio Vini yep....
@jeuryrabassa9534
@jeuryrabassa9534 4 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't have that.
@benturian
@benturian 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh poop guess we're screwed" what should have happened was he came back to life and was a like "NO YOUR NOT........BECAUSE IM MATMAN"
@FNCREEKER
@FNCREEKER 5 жыл бұрын
Matman?
@syednoorerasul
@syednoorerasul 4 жыл бұрын
@@FNCREEKER yeah he sells mats, gotta do something to make extra pocket money
@vishnumenon9815
@vishnumenon9815 4 жыл бұрын
Technically bane knew that one day everyone will wear mask Bane: which year it is The ancient one: your about a few years early
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 жыл бұрын
So does that mean Bane predicted 2020?
@vishnumenon9815
@vishnumenon9815 4 жыл бұрын
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker yep he was just few years early
@DavidGonzalez-pk4jr
@DavidGonzalez-pk4jr 3 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knight Rises is supposed to take place in 2016
@nightprowler6336
@nightprowler6336 8 жыл бұрын
How are you still breathing right now? Oh Oh forget it Because I'm Batman Huh I walked right into that one yes you did.
@stanhenderson6255
@stanhenderson6255 9 жыл бұрын
greatest one liner eva, Because I'm Batman
@thewolvesofunity7758
@thewolvesofunity7758 9 жыл бұрын
Because I'm batman
@stanhenderson6255
@stanhenderson6255 9 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@thefandomfish3071
@thefandomfish3071 9 жыл бұрын
👏🏻
@king_kidd737
@king_kidd737 8 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👌㊙㊗㊙㊗㊙㊗㊙
@dayqwanhenderson5318
@dayqwanhenderson5318 8 жыл бұрын
breh??!!!!
@SarahCookefilms
@SarahCookefilms 10 жыл бұрын
I lost it with the Robin costume part :'D
@nickclark1815
@nickclark1815 10 жыл бұрын
"Oh heck no I'm not wearin' that!"
@nameredacted3093
@nameredacted3093 2 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@erichanastacio9695
@erichanastacio9695 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!! Who wear those??? LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@erichanastacio9695
@erichanastacio9695 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!! Who wear those??? LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@schrodingerscat1077
@schrodingerscat1077 7 жыл бұрын
2:43 "Master Wayne, are you sitting next to that wanted criminal?"
@TigerWing141
@TigerWing141 2 жыл бұрын
Selina, “Ex criminal!” Superman, “What up Alfred?” Bruce, “ Not the right time Clark!” Clark, “Now?” Bruce, “Now.” 2:49
@dannyhernandez265
@dannyhernandez265 8 жыл бұрын
"Good call son, here have some money". LoL
@juliaRN2023
@juliaRN2023 8 жыл бұрын
I can't get over Clark kent saying, "hi, alfred sorry bruce made you cry" 😂😂😂
@MrSishirpeyyeti
@MrSishirpeyyeti 8 жыл бұрын
"Walked right into that one" -Superman 2k16
@ItsKitchBro
@ItsKitchBro 7 жыл бұрын
"I was gonna save em for later... Then i thought... Now's good."
@bardonardo2001
@bardonardo2001 9 жыл бұрын
"Oh heck no I'm not wearing that!!!" - Blake Johnson 2012
@leviackermen7846
@leviackermen7846 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman shines in every HISHE clip! Lol, "get busy swimming.."
@yuahri_
@yuahri_ 8 жыл бұрын
Superman: Hey Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry! THIS HAD ME
@jonnybritain
@jonnybritain 8 жыл бұрын
+Leo Kliesen that's my favorite part
@ayushrajmehrotra1318
@ayushrajmehrotra1318 6 жыл бұрын
What does that mean? I couldn't get it.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 6 жыл бұрын
"I walked right into that one!" - "Yes you did!" 😂😂😂
@eddie0326ful
@eddie0326ful 8 жыл бұрын
Love the shawshank reference
@reeclipse2335
@reeclipse2335 8 жыл бұрын
Тhе Dаrk Кnight Risеs mооооviе hееееrе => twitter.com/f825802c1efcaaca8/status/795841858291126273 Hоw Тhе Dаааrk Кnight Risеееs Shоuld Hаvе Еnded
@pickhead7659
@pickhead7659 8 жыл бұрын
Clone Wars 1.0 Did you get hacked?
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 8 жыл бұрын
+Clone Wars 1.0 FUCK YOU
@Chief_Bill
@Chief_Bill 5 жыл бұрын
Yeepa
@baptistic
@baptistic 4 жыл бұрын
What's that reference?
@iamSketchH
@iamSketchH 11 жыл бұрын
Everyone always asks which is better, Superman or Batman. True, Superman is awesome and can fly, but the reason Batman is the best is-- --BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!!!
@GamesLegitament
@GamesLegitament 10 жыл бұрын
1:23 "Good call rookie! Here, have some money (Hands him tissues)" LOL!
@TheRealShoeThief
@TheRealShoeThief 10 жыл бұрын
LOLZ loved that line as well
@spaghettboy6883
@spaghettboy6883 4 жыл бұрын
I love watching the evolution of the “relationship” between coffee shop batman and superman. Also. Toilet paper is money now.
@IGNXIII
@IGNXIII 11 жыл бұрын
That was the best "Because I'm Batman" ever.
@JacobMRobinson
@JacobMRobinson 11 жыл бұрын
i know right
@as7river
@as7river 8 жыл бұрын
"I guess I'm bleeding out. But it's ok, because... because I'm Batman!" Greatest line ever.
@gega27tt
@gega27tt 9 жыл бұрын
woow you made God's aka morgan freeman voice just as him! hahaha
@rensv7928
@rensv7928 5 жыл бұрын
0:45 To be fair, Bane did have like ten armed guards standing around him. I don't think those people would have sat by while Batman cheeses the bossfight.
@harleenquinzel9369
@harleenquinzel9369 10 жыл бұрын
Why can't superman and batman be like this together in the comics and movies? They could be buddies! That would totally make an awesome movie instead of what I think the man of steel 2 will be like. They could argue, have some fights, but yet still be buddies like this. I think it would be cool instead of them trying to kill each other. (We all know bman will win cause of popularity.)
@yohudgens446
@yohudgens446 10 жыл бұрын
love the makers of 'What If' ! YEAH BATMAN JUST GOT FANBASE. But yeah he's the fuc king BATMAN
@harleenquinzel9369
@harleenquinzel9369 10 жыл бұрын
Batman 😊 but that man of steel 2 movie, Idk if they're going to keep it like the comics.
@sexyt-rexy9205
@sexyt-rexy9205 9 жыл бұрын
Harleen Quinzel it is because superman can defeat everyone by himself in five seconds while batman watches
@Xorgmaster
@Xorgmaster 9 жыл бұрын
yes...they are best friends in the comics. There was even a long-running series called Batman Superman.
@CountryMetal01
@CountryMetal01 9 жыл бұрын
Trex master unless that green rock shows up
@Willverinerage
@Willverinerage 10 жыл бұрын
"Walked right into that one" "Yes you did" ROTFL!
@wickedbat4710
@wickedbat4710 8 жыл бұрын
2:06 Nah I think Nightwing getting hit by a godamn rock, is the worst death ever.
@clyax113
@clyax113 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the writers really stretched for that one.
@clyax113
@clyax113 8 жыл бұрын
***** Is there an actual man with a rock, or are you joking?
@clyax113
@clyax113 8 жыл бұрын
***** Does that mean man with a piece of paper lived, or did all three of them die?
@clyax113
@clyax113 8 жыл бұрын
***** So.... they're waiting to bring them back?
@clyax113
@clyax113 8 жыл бұрын
***** Oh ok, thanks.
@Nayops24
@Nayops24 4 жыл бұрын
2:38 Clark - Hi Alfred, sorry Bruce made you cry....
@ytwtchng6532
@ytwtchng6532 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it the first time I saw this but "get busy swimming or get busy dying " is hilarious
@AadharTyagi
@AadharTyagi 8 жыл бұрын
+D Dellz yeah, Shawshank redemption reference
@vansh2702
@vansh2702 6 жыл бұрын
U Tube 2 Dr
@vansh2702
@vansh2702 6 жыл бұрын
Aadhar Tyagi r
@vansh2702
@vansh2702 6 жыл бұрын
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@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 11 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for HISHE versions of Batman Begins or the other Batman films.
@LordSaiya
@LordSaiya 11 жыл бұрын
The next Batman will be Ben Affleck. He'll be in the upcoming Batman vs Superman (or Superman vs Batman, however they decide to name it).
@Zeruel3
@Zeruel3 11 жыл бұрын
Joshua Alonzo It'll be OK, he's Batman
@lovenaturejen2284
@lovenaturejen2284 11 жыл бұрын
Uh dude it already came out a while ago Batman begins "well getting busy watching or ge busy dying"
@NeoConnor1
@NeoConnor1 10 жыл бұрын
The Batman Begins one is now on the HISHE channel.
@lovenaturejen2284
@lovenaturejen2284 10 жыл бұрын
sweet
@Jordan-ku2zh
@Jordan-ku2zh 9 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE I'M
@racoobi
@racoobi 9 жыл бұрын
Batman Nonononoononono
@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS
@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS 9 жыл бұрын
Batman Dammit! I wanted to comment that....
@skylordmanga5319
@skylordmanga5319 9 жыл бұрын
Batman you are wrong I am Batman
@leawilliams7297
@leawilliams7297 9 жыл бұрын
Hello Batman!
@michellecolbjornsen8573
@michellecolbjornsen8573 9 жыл бұрын
@vhboys
@vhboys 5 ай бұрын
Just finished watching TDKR for the umpteenth time and still find myself coming back to this video. Best HISHE ever.
@relm.5934
@relm.5934 9 жыл бұрын
that last one got me like . . . "Oh Heck NO I'm not wearing that." XD
@ninadpathak6399
@ninadpathak6399 8 жыл бұрын
Batman - Hey Miss Kyle..... Do you wanna know my secret Identity Selena - Is it Bruce wayne ? Batman - how does everybody knows ... righ... ahm.... MAYBE ! NEVER GETS OLD. No matter how many times you watch it !
@mybluecatstudio
@mybluecatstudio 9 жыл бұрын
I don't care how many years it has been, "I'm Batman!" will NEVER be a boring joke to me XD
@sbmechling
@sbmechling 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my all-time favorite HISHE's. So many quotable lines. "Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying". Or bane at the end "What? Move the microphone closer to my face? Heh heh heh."
@SniperSX
@SniperSX 8 жыл бұрын
"I don't think that's such a good idea, what if something happen and we have zero cops left? Holy cow you're right, I think this drugs have me talking crazy." Ahahaha.
@wasteland_gz
@wasteland_gz 5 жыл бұрын
WagnerColt “here take some money”
@theflaasmomflyr8691
@theflaasmomflyr8691 5 жыл бұрын
WASTELAND_GZ **hands tissue box**
@MrVulcanator
@MrVulcanator 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone else remember how in Batman Begins Lucius Fox said that the suit could stop a knife?
@Sired2Klaus
@Sired2Klaus 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah but in The Dark Knight he trades that suit for a more flexible suit which is more vulnerable to knives as stated by Fox
@MrVulcanator
@MrVulcanator 10 жыл бұрын
Warning_Known_Fangirl Didn't see that one. That would explain how he can turn his head and move his arms a little better.
@marelicainavokado
@marelicainavokado 10 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how Ra's beat the crap out of him if he was wearing the batsuit and helmet.
@CrazyChunkles
@CrazyChunkles 10 жыл бұрын
But in The Dark Knight he effectively gets a new suit, which is more flexible due to the separation of the plates of armour, which could make it more susceptible to knives
@TruGamingReloaded
@TruGamingReloaded 10 жыл бұрын
***** Couldn't they weld the armor on the suit kinda like how the weld the armor on the Abrams Tank?
@TheEnergizer94
@TheEnergizer94 8 жыл бұрын
"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" haha that was awesome. Even more awesome when said by Morgan Freeman
@mailamya
@mailamya 6 жыл бұрын
Sees the robin suit -OH HECK NO IM NOT WARING THAT!
@JasonBot123
@JasonBot123 10 жыл бұрын
all praise the mighty Max Gonzalez for doing the Morgan Freeman voice so well.
@JDGWI
@JDGWI 10 жыл бұрын
and daniel gidlow, he's better than max
@littlecat2465
@littlecat2465 10 жыл бұрын
***** Because he's BATMAN!
@batitony
@batitony 8 жыл бұрын
anyone noticed the girl at 2:32 ? that's the same girl who appeared in the Inception Hishe when everyone was dreaming. Nice touch hehe
@erfanmanouchehri7999
@erfanmanouchehri7999 4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@johnreesed.3559
@johnreesed.3559 8 жыл бұрын
is it just me or gordon looked like ned flanders from simpsons
@dgxkeyboards4535
@dgxkeyboards4535 8 жыл бұрын
yeah I think so too.
@wilfredodubon7549
@wilfredodubon7549 8 жыл бұрын
Subodh Dhungana yes
@amaevingketchup
@amaevingketchup 6 жыл бұрын
But totally different voices
@jdmartenez7242
@jdmartenez7242 5 жыл бұрын
Right!!!!
@jdmartenez7242
@jdmartenez7242 5 жыл бұрын
I said that like years ago!!!!!!_
@drewhager1851
@drewhager1851 Ай бұрын
Voice cast: Daniel Baxter as Batman / Bruce Wayne, Bane, Commissioner James Gordon, and Superman / Clark Kent / Kal-El Tina Alexander as Catwoman / Selina Kyle Daniel Gidlow as John Blake Max Lorenzo Gonzales as Lucius Fox Stephanie Fisher as Miranda Tate
@evernightghost9014
@evernightghost9014 11 жыл бұрын
Batman: Because I'm Batman! Superman:I walked right into that Batman: Yes you did. Me: Laughing so hard i fell out of my chair.
@lastlife0726
@lastlife0726 8 жыл бұрын
*HOW ARKHAM ORIGINS SHOULD HAVE ENDED* Alfred: "Those assassins will all fail their mandate if you'd just spend the evening here." Batman: "They'll put innocents in danger to attract my attention. I can't take that risk." Alfred: "But sir, they aren't aware of your motivation to help innocents, and most just assume you're a myth anyways, they'll probably just give up. It's more likely that people will be killed if they were caught between the cross-fire of you and these wretched assassins." Batman: "...but...I'M BATMAN." Alfred: "Sir, get some rest." *OR* Batman: Batman: "The only way to fight a cold."
@rodrigocastro3394
@rodrigocastro3394 8 жыл бұрын
Nice reference to BTAS there
@marelicainavokado
@marelicainavokado 10 жыл бұрын
I love the details! The darts had "knight knight" written on them. So cute!
@lucasdg6904
@lucasdg6904 4 жыл бұрын
“Well, get busy swimming or get busy dyin’.” - Lucius Fox
@GrandRiserOfficial
@GrandRiserOfficial 10 жыл бұрын
You got nice voice actors there. Salute!
@treehuggerkyle
@treehuggerkyle 10 жыл бұрын
0:21 Best HISHE opening sequence EVER! :-)
@FirmNips
@FirmNips 10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that laughed really hard because the sleeping agents in the dart was labeled 'Knight Knight'?
@King_Colombia_Inc
@King_Colombia_Inc 4 жыл бұрын
2:22 Best Ending Ever.
@ambitbandit2557
@ambitbandit2557 8 жыл бұрын
3:03 I was dying laughing and that deep breath bat man took xD
@adammontoya7709
@adammontoya7709 10 жыл бұрын
well, get busy swimming or get better dying awesome line
@ItsaPandaHat
@ItsaPandaHat 10 жыл бұрын
One, you arent seananners, two its get busy dying.
@adammontoya7709
@adammontoya7709 10 жыл бұрын
ItsaPandaHat first of all, what in hell is a seananner? 2nd, you got the point, right its funny, no need to nitpick
@brianlee5930
@brianlee5930 10 жыл бұрын
Seananners is a youtuber.
@k3vinaz0
@k3vinaz0 10 жыл бұрын
ItsaPandaHat The quote comes from the movie the shawshank redemption. Not seananners.
@link41411
@link41411 10 жыл бұрын
SeaNanners' name is Adam Montoya... herpaderp
@nehathejedi4962
@nehathejedi4962 9 жыл бұрын
Get busy swimming or get busy dying. Shawshank Redemption reference ;)
@enteranamehere3242
@enteranamehere3242 7 жыл бұрын
"Heck, no I'm not wearing THAT!" XD
@TheRevan1231
@TheRevan1231 9 жыл бұрын
Superman: you got stabbed. How are you still breathing?......trys to say nevermind.. Batman: cause im batman. Superman: i walked right into that one. Bman: yes you did..
@owencity77
@owencity77 11 жыл бұрын
1:49 That Shawshank Redemption reference though XD
@mk_2121
@mk_2121 20 күн бұрын
Yeah
@jaitreshjai9615
@jaitreshjai9615 8 жыл бұрын
1:55 that "Ehh" LOL
@TigerWing141
@TigerWing141 Жыл бұрын
Me 2:04
@dalek3257
@dalek3257 4 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over how the knife pierced the armor if a bullet can't
@haiderzaidi5551
@haiderzaidi5551 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the knife went through the mesh while the bullet clanged against the armour plates? Only logical explanation I could think of
@eric_moore-6126
@eric_moore-6126 3 жыл бұрын
Different armor quality at different parts of his body, maybe.
@dalek3257
@dalek3257 2 жыл бұрын
@@eric_moore-6126 For Anyone Else, Sure... But For Batman, He's A Billionaire Who Strives For Perfection And You Know That He's Willing To Spend Whatever It Takes To Make Himself Invincible. We've Seen Bruce's Collage Of Strengthening His Armor And That Practically Showed Us That The Guy's Armor Is Impenetrable And Him Being The Smert Boi He Is, He Would Have Probably Thought Ahead Of A Knife Attack So It All Comes Down To My Hypothesis That Nolan Wrote Himself Into A Corner And He Knew That He Had To Weasel His Way Out Of It So He Went Along With It And Hoped Everybody Would Ignore It For The Sake Of Plot And Drama..... And Thems The Facts 👽
@govindmenon1859
@govindmenon1859 2 жыл бұрын
in the second movie, bruce asks for armor that he could be more mobile in, such as being able to turn his head, etc. Fox says to him "separation of the plates will make you susceptible to knives but ok". All you had to do was pay attention hon
@dalek3257
@dalek3257 2 жыл бұрын
@@govindmenon1859 i don't personally remember that bit but if it did happen, then I thank you for sharing it here. Gotta Love when people mistake your continuity for blunt writing 💀
@AussieFourWheelers
@AussieFourWheelers 10 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knight was way better
@BornStudios
@BornStudios 10 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@BornStudios
@BornStudios 10 жыл бұрын
Rushi Desai Your cool, and I totally agree with you too. Batman Begins, and The Dark Knight Rises were amazing. But The Dark Knight? all the action, The new batman suit, a very good story, HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER!?!? Pure gold.
@thibaldus3
@thibaldus3 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah TDK beats all but BB is still vastly superior to TDKR. It has a tighter script, a clear throughline, and not as much giant plotholes as TDKR. Nolan rewrote both BB and TDK but didn't do so for TDKR (he was kinda pushed by the studio into doing this third movie) and Goyer isn't very good either at dialogues or plot. And boy, did I feel it while watching the movie.
@galenmarek7107
@galenmarek7107 10 жыл бұрын
thibaldus3 Still I believe it's something he still wanna do he was just rushed to do it cuz he left to do Inception and only had two years left. I mean, had he came back and worked on the script from the start Rises could've been as good as TDK.
@thibaldus3
@thibaldus3 10 жыл бұрын
Galen Marek Yeah, how I wish that's what he had done ! I would have been satisfied with a Batman Begins kind of quality. It's still raging to have the last installment of the trilogy be the weakest. (In term of plot & dialogues at least, and that's what I watch a movie for).
@jisselcastellanos1332
@jisselcastellanos1332 11 жыл бұрын
"Because I'm Batman ! >:D " The answer to all the questions.
@Davidlp70
@Davidlp70 11 жыл бұрын
"We can't understand you. Move the microphone away from your face." LOL SO TRUE. Whn I saw this movie I could not understand a word Bain was saying the whole movie.
@Fullbatteri
@Fullbatteri 11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I am Mexican, and the movie was subtitled, so...yeah, no problems here with that...pretty annoying to have subtitles though...
@Amazo_thecreator8986
@Amazo_thecreator8986 4 жыл бұрын
Blake: Oh heck no i'm not wearin' that! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eshan309
@eshan309 10 жыл бұрын
Ahh, my last movie ... Love you Nolan
@charliewalker6519
@charliewalker6519 10 жыл бұрын
don't forget!!!! you still have to fight supe's buddy.
@MaRover66
@MaRover66 10 жыл бұрын
He will beat sups Wanna know why.... Cause he's batman!!!!!!
@annej9186
@annej9186 9 жыл бұрын
These totally need to be full length cartoons! Love Superhero Cafe! :)
@EviGranger
@EviGranger 9 жыл бұрын
Who is doing Gary Oldman's voice?And Bane?And Morgan Freeman?They are awesome! :O
@southpaw117
@southpaw117 9 жыл бұрын
Evi Granger 3:24
@EviGranger
@EviGranger 9 жыл бұрын
southpaw117 Thanks :)
@melon5773
@melon5773 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 I love how they drew his mouth like how his mouth always is in the movie
@adamiqbal08
@adamiqbal08 10 жыл бұрын
I'm going to like this video. You know why? BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
@silasschrewe700
@silasschrewe700 10 жыл бұрын
Noch your not bitch
@Cole4point0
@Cole4point0 10 жыл бұрын
Silas Schrewe if I hit the translate button its says "still not your b****" true story
@Cole4point0
@Cole4point0 10 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!! not really I am a sith
@Nothing_serious
@Nothing_serious 10 жыл бұрын
No you're not
@sjh2002
@sjh2002 10 жыл бұрын
I'M Batman
@animegirlamy4008
@animegirlamy4008 10 жыл бұрын
"...Ah heck no I'm not wearing that." LOL that the best part of another awesome video.
@lolerslolkiller1310
@lolerslolkiller1310 9 жыл бұрын
Batman:you shall not pass Robin:why not? Batman:because... Because.... Because im BATMAN
@Lucas-ek2uc
@Lucas-ek2uc Жыл бұрын
2:31 Super Café timestamp (This is just for me)
@rhovenom04
@rhovenom04 9 жыл бұрын
Am i the only who laughed so hard when superman sighed while batman is saying "because im batman!"
@TheTranquilMadness
@TheTranquilMadness 10 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I finally finished the movie tonight--this HISHE was well worth the wait.
@CBFmedia
@CBFmedia 10 жыл бұрын
Batman, Jesus, Chuck Norris it's all the same XD
@jackgreen4951
@jackgreen4951 10 жыл бұрын
You forgot Mr.T fool
@snakeboy1912
@snakeboy1912 10 жыл бұрын
Actually Jesus is above those two, even if both of them r super badass
@CBFmedia
@CBFmedia 10 жыл бұрын
snakeboy1912 lets not put religion into this shall we?
@Animeparodiesmaster
@Animeparodiesmaster 10 жыл бұрын
***** hey don't bad mouth God or Jesus. If you don't like God or Jesus keep it to yourself and don't insult all Christians
@VideoQuestEx
@VideoQuestEx 10 жыл бұрын
snakeboy1912 Amen to that!
@danabellinger352
@danabellinger352 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh, heck no i'm not wearing that!" Killed me
@SciencePunk
@SciencePunk 10 жыл бұрын
XD that last bit! Nope, not wearing that. Brilliant!
@annazychowicz9406
@annazychowicz9406 8 жыл бұрын
he survived the bomb blowing up his CHOPPA because.... HE`S BATMAN
@deaconmayse
@deaconmayse 7 жыл бұрын
2:09 superman should be asking batman if he bleeds
@kt9166
@kt9166 2 ай бұрын
I'm watching this in 2024. A fan of HISHE for many years. The part about NOT sending every cop in the city into the sewers is absolutely spot on! That's what I was thinking when I saw the movie itself!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jegr3398
@jegr3398 Ай бұрын
This will always be my favorite episode of HISHE 😂
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