How They Should Have Made Suicide Squad

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@enby_kensei
@enby_kensei 7 жыл бұрын
Thank fucking god for you acknowledging that Harley x Joker is abusive. I am sick and tired of that shit being paraded around as if it's the cutest thing ever.
@anthonylessard-smith134
@anthonylessard-smith134 7 жыл бұрын
yup you know you have fail your characters/movie when you see post ob Instagram saying Harley Quinn and Joker=couple goals
@AghiTron
@AghiTron 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the Joker is supposed to be an unpredictable madman, not some "Perfect BF". For F**k's sake, he nuked Metropolis with himself in it, tricked Superman to kill his pregnant wife and beat Jason Todd to death with a crow bar. Also I find the bottom if this article quite interesting so I'll share it: unrealitymag.com/lists/five-particularly-cruel-moments-from-the-joker/2/
@PaintedHoundie
@PaintedHoundie 7 жыл бұрын
yeah people really think its just "oh theyre both crazy so theyre crazy for each other too. i wanna relationship like that" or "hes crazy but he loves me teehee" they dont know that he has shot harley out of a cannon to get away from her before when he realized he was developing feelings. this is not a properly functioning relationship lmao. you could get a more stable relationship if you went out with an isis member compared to them.
@DeathmaulerGames
@DeathmaulerGames 7 жыл бұрын
Well hey if people like to be abused, sure let's call harley X joker relationship goals. Yes people who say that harley X joke is a relationship goal, they are fucking nuts.
@enby_kensei
@enby_kensei 7 жыл бұрын
Deathmauler Games I feel like they're the same type of people who think that the relationship in _50 Shades of Grey_ was sexy.
@Ethony
@Ethony 7 жыл бұрын
This was actually better than the movie.
@rickeyblitz2988
@rickeyblitz2988 7 жыл бұрын
dude i know right
@tenkenfilm6280
@tenkenfilm6280 7 жыл бұрын
There is one problem in all this... Jai Courtney is the focus... I liked Jai Courtney in the movie but, I have seen him in other movies where he had more lines and screen time... Not the best acting I have seen.
@alexkersley4801
@alexkersley4801 7 жыл бұрын
I would've kept the ending where the Joker breaks in to 'save' Harley.
@LadyKataNova
@LadyKataNova 7 жыл бұрын
No one is gonna watch SS knowing jai is the protagonist. Gotta give it to deadshot or harley.
@lukas6621
@lukas6621 7 жыл бұрын
100th like Can I have a trophy?
@angushodges6427
@angushodges6427 5 жыл бұрын
"He broke my heart. Well he actually broke the ribs around my heart but it's the thought that counts" is better than any joke in the actual movie
@brynnesteele4678
@brynnesteele4678 7 жыл бұрын
its actually really disappointing because this movie sounds amazing and suicide squad had so much potential before they ruined it
@WeWatchTheMovies
@WeWatchTheMovies 6 жыл бұрын
Just watch the DC animated films Batman Assault on Arkham and Suicide Squad Hell to pay. Both are Suicide Squad films that are much better than the live action garbage movie
@dcmarvelcomicfans9458
@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 5 жыл бұрын
Brynne Steele he's telling the truth animated movies are better than the live-action one go watch them
@tisme6875
@tisme6875 7 жыл бұрын
This is a Suicide Squad I would watch. But Deadshot and Boomerang should go in the Tunnel of Love cause it'd be ironically funny as they were despising one another the entire movie, and Harley should've went in the funhouse, well, cause Harley lol
@archiemaclennan6023
@archiemaclennan6023 7 жыл бұрын
Well that does make sense. And croc and katana at that thing u smashsmash with a hammer to show ur strength. Then croc grabs the hammer and nutshots a goon with it
@tisme6875
@tisme6875 7 жыл бұрын
Prankster Gangster Now that I think on it...I believe it woulda been dope if Croc and Katana were fighting each other, strength testing, pissed each other off or idk why, but they do, and all the goons are getting ass beat or killed inadvertently by the two as they try beating each others ass (like a more playful spar fight rather than trying to kill each other, but makes for a great funny/badass battle)
@jessecosgriff1620
@jessecosgriff1620 7 жыл бұрын
it's cool. bout a few cool scenarios that don't directly connect will feel much less cool. on their own=awesome. pointless scenes in the middle of a movie=bad
@scendles7360
@scendles7360 7 жыл бұрын
+Donald Violette Did you know once Katana and Killer Croc were fighting and he broke Katana's Soultaker.
@chevydriver2002
@chevydriver2002 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! "Does this [mirror] make my butt look big?" ~Harley
@Minoritynomad
@Minoritynomad 7 жыл бұрын
How the hell hasn't ANYONE in Hollywood grabbed this guy as a script analysis or something? wow.
@sinceakingsecondchannel4303
@sinceakingsecondchannel4303 7 жыл бұрын
Minority Nomad I KNOW RIGHT I bet culture would make an AMAZING director
@XoxeroThePoet
@XoxeroThePoet 7 жыл бұрын
Easy. Anyone can watch a finished movie and come up with ways that it could have been better. I could do it, you could do it, anyone could in theory.
@XoxeroThePoet
@XoxeroThePoet 7 жыл бұрын
Like I said, "Finished movie". Once the movie is all filmed, edited and ready for release and someone watches it and says "This film is shit", what can they really do? The film has already been made, millions of dollars have been sunk into it, lots of people worked on it, the investors and the studio execs are demanding that it be released to make money for the company. Are they really going to spend millions more to fix the film, or even re-shoot it entirely when there's (technically speaking) nothing wrong with it?
@XoxeroThePoet
@XoxeroThePoet 7 жыл бұрын
All art is subjective, which is why I said 'technically speaking' nothing is wrong with the films that are released. Everyone has a vision in their mind for a perfect film, or a way for a film to be better, but not many people have the time, money, or resources to make their dream film a reality. The directors who might have had an idea for a film so funny it would make 100% of all living people laugh has to deal with the issues I brought up, and with these issues the idea he initially had will likely come across as a failure in the eyes of the general public, which is more the point I was getting at. The point is less that everyone has an idea on how a film could be improved, and everybody can critique a film, and moreso that although everyone can say what is good and what is bad, not everyone (including the most talented and visionary directors) can create something that most people would subjectively consider to be good.
@XoxeroThePoet
@XoxeroThePoet 7 жыл бұрын
See, what you're doing right now is reading my comments and thinking about your rebuttal as your reading them. So, while you're reading this comment you are already thinking about what you're going to type in response rather than attempt to see my point of view and what I'm saying. Heck, now you're going as far as to imagine an argument that I'm making that I hadn't actually typed. Really, you just want me to be wrong really badly, and there's really nothing to be right or wrong about.
@KilljoyKoragar
@KilljoyKoragar 7 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't WhatCulture put more time into this series, it's so fucking great.
@FrontRowCentral
@FrontRowCentral 3 жыл бұрын
He did it more on the wrestling channel, I don’t think it works as well with movies like it does for wrestling storylines
@FrontRowCentral
@FrontRowCentral 3 жыл бұрын
Which is why they didn’t put as much effort for it on the other channels I think at least
@VerneditheSnail
@VerneditheSnail 7 жыл бұрын
I agree, magic is the worst in superhero genre, on par with time travel. Those should never be used. This is pretty good, I buy this version. And yes, the Joker alone should have been the main antagonist.
@aviantheassassin9103
@aviantheassassin9103 6 жыл бұрын
Doctor Strange
@rationalapeman
@rationalapeman 6 жыл бұрын
Avian Opossum4 That's ok.
@erotiszm
@erotiszm 6 жыл бұрын
Vernedi Time travel is fine if it's done right. Like, if it's centric to the protagonist and plot. If they use it as just a cheap retcon/cop-out, that's when it's shit
@scratchy9874
@scratchy9874 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, Raven (Teen Titans) is the shit. And most magical superheroes do have limits to their power. Hell, Raven got her ass handed to her by Batman in Justice League once before. And he wasn't magical or powerful. He was a dude in a suit.
@erotiszm
@erotiszm 6 жыл бұрын
this is true Raven is the clear exception to this rule
@y2killian
@y2killian 7 жыл бұрын
Assault on Arkham would have been the perfect SS movie.
@rolyngeorges7315
@rolyngeorges7315 7 жыл бұрын
Amen to that my friend. I've watched Assault on Arkham and it was amazing. And it would've made a great Suicide Squad Movie.
@vids2002
@vids2002 7 жыл бұрын
Killian Hackenschmidt I honestly thought that is what it was going to be
@fusiontoa18
@fusiontoa18 7 жыл бұрын
same i thought it was gonna be similar to that.
@insertdeadmemehere6153
@insertdeadmemehere6153 7 жыл бұрын
Killian Hackenschmidt deadshot was way too op in that o like Adams version more
@evanmoore1951
@evanmoore1951 7 жыл бұрын
Killian Hackenschmidt agreed or something similar their villains not superheros
@derajnitram1882
@derajnitram1882 7 жыл бұрын
I really is sad when someone pitches a far better story idea in less than 20 minutes, than entire filmmaking team (who are being paid) can conjure up with substantially more time. Now I don't necessarily blame David Ayer on all of Suicide Squads shortcomings, as it was clearly altered (by the studio) to be something different than originally intended, and the fact that Ayer only had six weeks to write a script, featuring multiple characters, but the end result is just a joke, and not a funny one. Just another complete waste of talent and time, something that's starting to become all too familiar with DCU films sadly.
@mattventura724
@mattventura724 7 жыл бұрын
dc gave him 6 weeks to write a script and 14 months to film a movie nobody was trying to make a bad movie with more time and creative freedom the movie could have been the next guardians of the galaxy.
@williambruce3201
@williambruce3201 7 жыл бұрын
gotg is shit tho lol
@derajnitram1882
@derajnitram1882 7 жыл бұрын
matt ventura Well they certainly didn't make a good movie, so I do blame the lack of time taken to develop a script, and Warner Bros. for hacking the film to shit to meet their vision, of lack thereof for the film.
@84impalaguy
@84impalaguy 7 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that this version makes so much more sense. A key feature of the Suicide Squad is that they complete missions doing the things that the "good guys' can't or won't do, such as killing, maiming, (psychological) torture, etc. The movie we got felt like the team could have been replaced with any number of generic superhero's and nothing would change.
@kylecarson5723
@kylecarson5723 7 жыл бұрын
agreed. However not too troll you kinda need the bombs in the neck cause the comics were all about the bombs.
@fcslavik4862
@fcslavik4862 7 жыл бұрын
Joker should have been the main villain tho
@rjrjfjfnsnsnwjwne7538
@rjrjfjfnsnsnwjwne7538 5 жыл бұрын
Fc Slavik he was champ
@blakeschmitz972
@blakeschmitz972 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna assume Slipknot was the guy that was killed by Croc
@moonwolf128
@moonwolf128 7 жыл бұрын
the bombs in the neck would have to stay in as it part of the comic
@mickobee
@mickobee 7 жыл бұрын
The original comic they were in the arm
@moonwolf128
@moonwolf128 7 жыл бұрын
but the flim is based on the new 52 version
@GhostLightning195
@GhostLightning195 7 жыл бұрын
That doesn't necessitate them keeping it.
@JoSAlbert84
@JoSAlbert84 7 жыл бұрын
But without them, why would they stay with the "good guys"? Joker "has" a chemical bomb, an army of goons, he's a better mastermind (according to this version) and they can easily team up against the police, army or whatever they have. Making it easier for everyone to escape.
@ace15892001
@ace15892001 7 жыл бұрын
yeah but the reason for them is because the characters are not weak and that's why they make sense in the story that and the reason for them is to remove the head so ID is hard to accomplish
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 7 жыл бұрын
The only thing I didn't like about this guy's rewrite was taking away the bombs in the squad members' necks. That makes the threat of not doing their job correctly a lot more intimidating. I mean, you CAN escape from people who will hunt you down with guns; You CAN'T run away from an explosive in your body, y'know?
@abigor3817
@abigor3817 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed, dedicating so much force just to surround park and keep an eye on SS is a waste since you can just go ahead and overwhelm joker, ofc I understand the point that they will not only look for SS but also goons so they are contained, and people don't want to loose anyone, but still bomb is much more reliable
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 7 жыл бұрын
Abi Dev Better yet, have the squad get to their objective point, and then blow one/all of their bombs, taking out the target and the expendable operatives all together... Wow, that's super violent and sadistic of me. NVM :P
@greenstuff22
@greenstuff22 7 жыл бұрын
Uhhh yeah they did have bombs loaded into their necks, did you forget Slipnot's head going boom?
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 7 жыл бұрын
***** I don't know what you mean... I was saying that the bombs in the necks were a good idea.
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 7 жыл бұрын
***** But they end up deciding to not escape through the tunnel, in this guy's proposed plot.
@josephhughes2429
@josephhughes2429 6 жыл бұрын
Joker was so over-hyped for this movie and he was a shitty side character, i agree that everyone didn't belong there. There's hardened soldiers and strong mutants and assassins and then there's captain boomerang who is a thief, Harley who uses a baseball bat. Enchantress shouldn't have been a villain as she was boring, generic and dull, i don't even remember her brother he was just some fire dude. This couldve been so good but it was lifeless, the plot was dull and exhausted.
@EmptyFeet
@EmptyFeet 6 жыл бұрын
this healed my heart a lil bit honestly. thanks.
@kaileym4237
@kaileym4237 7 жыл бұрын
Dude. That's amazing, I feel personally robbed at not getting to see THIS version of Suicide Squad.
@mi-micanterbury2275
@mi-micanterbury2275 6 жыл бұрын
Kailey Morris Me too
@Ok-eg8dg
@Ok-eg8dg 6 жыл бұрын
Kailey Morris this version feels waayy too short
@jaylenmcgill7802
@jaylenmcgill7802 5 жыл бұрын
Feels kinda cliché to me but idk
@skele-eleton
@skele-eleton 7 жыл бұрын
"He broke my heart. Well, the rib cage around my heart, but it's the thought that counts." That is a good fucking Harley line, holy fuck.
@eddiediaz5518
@eddiediaz5518 7 жыл бұрын
Skugg it would of worked in the movie
@JOELLE01
@JOELLE01 6 жыл бұрын
I think Enchantress should've been introduced in JL Dark.
@microphonejacket
@microphonejacket 7 жыл бұрын
I honestly feel like they should have watch the movie "Assault on Arkham", and use some ideas from the same plot point.
@jskrabac
@jskrabac 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like if Nolan were to make Suicide Squad, it would be very similar to this.
@jayjime8239
@jayjime8239 7 жыл бұрын
right
@RBXGT2
@RBXGT2 7 жыл бұрын
We can't get Suicide Squad we want. We did get Suicide Squad we deserve.
@antoniusmetal
@antoniusmetal 7 жыл бұрын
lol Good one.
@freshjuicysucculentmemes6196
@freshjuicysucculentmemes6196 7 жыл бұрын
jskrabac you are right
@Posiman
@Posiman 7 жыл бұрын
I think Nolan would have made it too dark and serious. This film has to be dark in the story, yet funny, crazy and colorful in the feel. Somewhere between Burton's insane visuals, Matthew Vaughn's fast-paced storytelling and Nolan's intensity. My director of choice would be Jeremy Saulnier (Murder Party, Blue Rain, Green Room)
@saturnstar718
@saturnstar718 7 жыл бұрын
That was very good. I would keep the collar bombs though, it is more true to the comic.
@MicoDossun
@MicoDossun 7 жыл бұрын
+nixe117 no way man. His death is so much funnier when you make him such a useless chump.
@MicoDossun
@MicoDossun 7 жыл бұрын
***** I don't know though. I found the way they did Slipknot to be really funny and putting more effort into him would only make him less funny.
@Radicole1Gaming
@Radicole1Gaming 7 жыл бұрын
honestly I agree that they shoukld have introduced slipknot more
@AlessioAlessi
@AlessioAlessi 7 жыл бұрын
+nixe117 that scene is "exactly" from the comics however! but yeah, they should have spend more time to introduce him.
@weirdTedE91
@weirdTedE91 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It doesn't seem likely the swat dudes could outshoot Deadshot.
@BBMontalban
@BBMontalban 7 жыл бұрын
Make a "How They Should Have Made" of Thor the Dark World, that movie was such a miss opportunity.
@BBMontalban
@BBMontalban 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was good, but it's the worst of the MCU. With nine worlds of monsters and norse myths, staying on earth was very disappointing.... Also Thor was beyond weak
@rationalapeman
@rationalapeman 6 жыл бұрын
Borja Bandera Montalban It's not the worst... Look at Incredible Hulk.
@theleapingturnip3170
@theleapingturnip3170 6 жыл бұрын
Toms Zvirbulis Which one? The first one or the sequel... Reboot... Thing...? Because the first one was abysmal, the second one was alright on the other hand.
@ShinRyojin
@ShinRyojin 6 жыл бұрын
Borja Bandera Montalban i'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that the dark world should be given the Adam treatment. One are things that was horrible about it it was that it had way too much comedy.
@Linator4
@Linator4 3 жыл бұрын
The Dark World, Iron Man 3, The Incredible Hulk, Captain Marvel, & Age of Ultron are all movies I wanna see Adam try to improve.
@merp756
@merp756 7 жыл бұрын
I WANNA WATCH THAT MOVIE!!!! Goddammit.
@JordoGarcia
@JordoGarcia 7 жыл бұрын
They made Harley look like a dumbass. She's somwhat intelligent and uses manipulation (and sex appeal) as her main tools. She's not stupid, she's just batshit crazy. The fact that Joker fucked her up so badly is a testament to him being the ultimate 'master of minds.' Show me the process of how an Arkham psychiatrist was brought under the complete control of the most notorious villain in the DCU (with his hands literally tied behind his back!) Now I'd pay to see that.
@user-wl4se4tm1s
@user-wl4se4tm1s 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Jnee WTF YOU MEAN HARLEY WAS THE BEST THING OUT OF THE MOVIE her and the joker they were the main attraction
@JordoGarcia
@JordoGarcia 7 жыл бұрын
Margot Robbie did great with what she was given, but they made her seem like a dumb blonde when she was still Dr Quinzel. Would have been cool if we saw Harley before the Joker, to show just how much damage he did. Then let her work her mind magic on others in the movie, to show there's a brain behind the bod. Would have made for great plot points, twists, compelling themes about love and manipulation, and deeper character development.
@EmphaticNod
@EmphaticNod 7 жыл бұрын
I disagree entirely. I thought Robbie's acting felt forced and awkward in all but a couple scenes, and the script only made the problem WORSE. Instead of making me feel like she was Harley, she made me feel like she was doing a bad impression of Harley.
@rhodopisdenile8977
@rhodopisdenile8977 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Jnee well she's not a "master mind" she just knows how to be around the streets she knows how to work people shes smart but no master mind.
@bobjones1432
@bobjones1432 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Jnee It depends what version, some versions are not smart
@IndianTelephone
@IndianTelephone 7 жыл бұрын
"No enchatress because fuck magic, its worse thing to happen to superhero movies." Enter, Doctor Strange. End of the year blockbuster says No, Adam!
@VoyeurTheNinja
@VoyeurTheNinja 7 жыл бұрын
Doctor Strange is definitely going to go through the limits of his abilities during his training.
@IndianTelephone
@IndianTelephone 7 жыл бұрын
VoyeurTheNinja Its still magic huehuehue
@chrisg5219
@chrisg5219 7 жыл бұрын
I would normally agree but dr. strange is a relatable character bc we all know someone who has had their life derailed. plus it's more about the characters. Also the limits of magic I think they will be established. Dr. Strange is a bit different. What sucks about how the fucked up enchantress is how it ruins justice League dark. apparently they are making that but they already used her as a main villain!
@erocrush
@erocrush 7 жыл бұрын
Dr. Strange is limited because he wants to use his powers for good, which requires restraint, discipline and constant reflection. He can't just "change reality" because that's actually wrong.
@spencerwelchii573
@spencerwelchii573 7 жыл бұрын
+Mubashir Mehmood B.S., in the trailer alone they are seen manipulating reality - so they have the ability to kill a person with snap of their fingers.
@frithkennedy5923
@frithkennedy5923 7 жыл бұрын
That was genius! If DC gave you all their movies, we'd have something of theirs worth watching (apart from Wonder Woman) :)
@sorandomandquirky9425
@sorandomandquirky9425 4 жыл бұрын
We have Shazam and Aquaman's live actions movies now, which are pretty good. And a new Batman coming out, that looks amazing. They have a promising future. Plus, their animated movies are pretty good
@katkay9923
@katkay9923 2 жыл бұрын
@@sorandomandquirky9425 true true! I just wish Amber Heard weren’t in the Aquaman movies :/
@jaxel_ms1990
@jaxel_ms1990 6 жыл бұрын
When Katana and Croc are split up, you could just have them grunt at each other 7 of 8 times before a bunch of bad guys come and they effortlessly murder all of them and then they grunt at each other out of respect. 10/10 would watch again
@KittyPieVibes
@KittyPieVibes 7 жыл бұрын
I'll sell a kidney to support you if this movie was made
@philip1875
@philip1875 7 жыл бұрын
*"Magic is the worst thing to happen to superhero movies" Me: "Dr Strange"*
@paradoxacres1063
@paradoxacres1063 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but _everyone_ had magic in _Doctor Strange_. I guess it depends on the film.
@rapidgamerpg3dyt857
@rapidgamerpg3dyt857 7 жыл бұрын
Same. If that happens to Dr Strange Enchantress can still be with the Squad.
@SmallLab129
@SmallLab129 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Magic is too big a difference in power. If everyone has Magic, its not as bad ( but still hard to balance). Dr. Strange worked because they spent a good deal of time explaining the magic.
@1vaultdweller
@1vaultdweller 7 жыл бұрын
SS was doomed from the start. They were gonna introduce magic for the first time in a DC movie but instead they focused on making a Guardians of the Galaxy copy.
@goodjobeli
@goodjobeli 7 жыл бұрын
I thought Scarlet Witch but OK
@eleanormaddocks1834
@eleanormaddocks1834 7 жыл бұрын
TBH, I would have preferred this and not spent half the time bored out my mind
@justarando7916
@justarando7916 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like El Diablo could have had a post credit scene that shows him flaming up the bullet and adding a tattoo just like in the comics where his power comes from his tatoos and he revives in the end. Rick Flag could be explained why and how this park got shut down before hand. And I disagree w/ the shoot if escaping idea. I like the bomb in the neck crap. And El Diablo couldve also maybe be on his way back to belle reve because he wants to stay there until he is ready for the next mission and not harm anybody. LOVE the Mad Love Idea, Do agree with you there. I would also maybe like a reference to King Shark, or Black Spider, and maybe some more fun, a cool catchphrase for Deadshot, and just more character moments with Rick Flag and Deadshot (Rick Flag Seems Like he Doesnt get that much lines or screen time), Maybe the person who was killed by Killer Croc was Bronze Tiger, or Slip Knot. Maybe Harley hums, "I'm a Harley Girl" while prepping for battle, I like the suit up scene and The Harley Quinn origin scenes, so I would like those 2 to be in there. Maybe Rick Flag and Amanda Waller should have more important Roles in this too. And Once again You should be in directing. Mcu makes me feel like disney world Dceu makes me feel like a dead puppy
@nikolasdoubouridis9244
@nikolasdoubouridis9244 7 жыл бұрын
and the oscar goes to... Adam, for the best voice on youtube
@liamversionone6491
@liamversionone6491 7 жыл бұрын
Danger Dolan, Be. Busta, Lazy Masquerade and Lolling Liam
@killian9314
@killian9314 7 жыл бұрын
Taffeta colt
@inedibledorito
@inedibledorito 7 жыл бұрын
+Lolling Liam i hope you're joking about danger dolan 😂
@Lenny_X.
@Lenny_X. 7 жыл бұрын
i with you on that one
@ShadowArabesque
@ShadowArabesque 7 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Best Screenplay for Suicide Squad.
@nighttimevideo
@nighttimevideo 7 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind, Harley Quinn used to be the Joker's psychiatrist, so having her part of the team is quite crucial because besides Batman, she's the only person in the world who knows what the Joker is really like, his motives, his thought process, etc. This could also give us some better smooth transitions of Harley's flashbacks of the Joker. But they are not always true. As Harley is practically insane for him, she takes a note from 'The Killing Joke' and makes her memories with Mr J "multiple choice". This only makes the Joker more of an enigma for the Squad and the audience because we have no idea if Harley is telling the truth most of the time until the climax.
@dynamitejimi
@dynamitejimi 7 жыл бұрын
+ZECTCustomUnit the joker made Batman laugh as well
@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1
@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 7 жыл бұрын
Nobody knows what the joker is really like
@MegaGameCore
@MegaGameCore 7 жыл бұрын
Joker made him laugh in the Killing Joke tho. (I would recommend to read it ^^)
@3dmaster205
@3dmaster205 7 жыл бұрын
No, nobody knows what the Joker is really like; and her attempt to figure it out allowed him to manipulate her and drove her almost as insane as the Joker.
@goodjobkeno
@goodjobkeno 7 жыл бұрын
Ok but that doesn't explain why she should be on the team in the context of the movie at all. If they put her on the team, Joker will come after her, but she needs to be on the team because she understand's Joker? Remove her from the team and Joker is no longer a problem to the team..........there you go. She brings no benefit to the team, in fact causing more harm than good with Joker chasing them. Suicide Squad was created to combat SUPERPOWERED BEINGS as stated by the leader. Then why do we have humans who can shoot, throw boomerangs, use a sword, etc. That is not a team built for that. This is a team built for low level mercenary missions. Had they made a movie about that, it would've made sense.
@eseguerito2629
@eseguerito2629 7 жыл бұрын
2:20 BLUE laser in the sky, no less. Also you could have put Man of Steele in there as well. (The world engine)
@trisrib7138
@trisrib7138 7 жыл бұрын
The only criticism i have is that I would've kept the bombs in the head thing cause Deadshot could take out the people who would shoot them in the head... and exploding heads.
@jaylenmcgill7802
@jaylenmcgill7802 5 жыл бұрын
Tris Rib also I don’t think mere guns could take out killer croc. Or el diablo if he melted bullets or something idk
@sammylane21
@sammylane21 7 жыл бұрын
This version is 10,000 of times much better then the crap we got instead.
@thirdperson9030
@thirdperson9030 7 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE
@sammylane21
@sammylane21 7 жыл бұрын
Casey Tatum Ook....?No one here talking about Suicide Squad , just the Bales Batman movie.
@ravirjs007rj8
@ravirjs007rj8 7 жыл бұрын
besides having a shitty actor in the main role, no bomb in the neck, and a still forced on flash scene at the beginning of the movie... am I missing anything... having good actors in the leading roles... yea... that's right....
@sammylane21
@sammylane21 7 жыл бұрын
Casey Tatum I suppose??To each their own,right??
@colmyethon5377
@colmyethon5377 7 жыл бұрын
+Sammy Lane 10 000 times 0 is still 0...
@jondoe5
@jondoe5 7 жыл бұрын
Hire adam for creative? hell just hire him for everything
@Sam-zh5ht
@Sam-zh5ht 7 жыл бұрын
*hire
@gartzilla
@gartzilla 7 жыл бұрын
Hire*
@jondoe5
@jondoe5 7 жыл бұрын
I fixed it
@1981troyboy
@1981troyboy 7 жыл бұрын
why his plot is stupid. BATMAN WOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS MESS. also he needs to go watch the movie again because the team wasn't sent in to take out the big baddie. their only mission was to EXTRACT AMANDA WALLER.
@Sam-zh5ht
@Sam-zh5ht 7 жыл бұрын
Cattywampus only one of them
@bradenhogan2
@bradenhogan2 7 жыл бұрын
This begs the question of where is Batman? He could've done all this on his own
@ColtonWilliamCoyne95
@ColtonWilliamCoyne95 7 жыл бұрын
to busy forming the league
@williamtimonen6814
@williamtimonen6814 7 жыл бұрын
Braden Hogan This happens at the same time as Justice League, leaving small clues that hypes up the movie.
@well-dressed-bird
@well-dressed-bird 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe this would have been that point in time where Batman had to leave for a while at the end of the dark knight.
@franciscaguevara1611
@franciscaguevara1611 5 жыл бұрын
Batman was the one who got the Suicide Squad together, he was also forming the Justice League... He might of hoped that the squad could kill the joker because he made his vou not to kill after his parents were gunned down.(insert my idea going off of what the video is suggesting) The joker creates a fun house while in hidding and people in the area go missing. He is creating a brain washed and chemically treated population to go out in clown outfits to steal, harrass and terrify everyone... Regular people cannot go near the fun house carnival because they might be turned so that is why the squad has to go.... fans can always think of good movie ideas... this is like they are already crazy where can it go wrong but it can... ultimately the bad guys make joker believe they can be the best bad team together which is what he wated but the stabb him in the back figuratively or maybe literally and they get a happy ending.
@athow123
@athow123 5 жыл бұрын
Braden Hogan fighting superman
@juhavs
@juhavs 7 жыл бұрын
This should have been the movie
@boy_moist8568
@boy_moist8568 7 жыл бұрын
This video is better then the whole suicide squad movie
@jamesdouglas220
@jamesdouglas220 7 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@TheBriguy1998
@TheBriguy1998 7 жыл бұрын
I REALLY wish this was how the real movie panned out. Why do so many big budget movies hire shit writers? If screenwriters would just take the time to sit down and THINK for once, we wouldn't be getting messes like Fantastic 4, Suicide Squad, BvS, etc.
@DitchyDimana
@DitchyDimana 7 жыл бұрын
Well, they only gave David Ayer 6 weeks to write (while also doing some prep) for this...
@rubbishopinions6468
@rubbishopinions6468 7 жыл бұрын
From what i understand, half of the original scripts get changed by what the directors want to do or sometimes there are multiple people writing the script which kills any kind of vision... and yeah... I think one of the reasons hollywood is shit is they don't respect the screen play and the writers vision.
@jdenton1337
@jdenton1337 7 жыл бұрын
Because they have to cater to the lowest common denominator
@SantomPh
@SantomPh 7 жыл бұрын
screenwriters guild.
@UnownDepth
@UnownDepth 7 жыл бұрын
wish studio will not touch the movies.
@Eldrgard
@Eldrgard 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not from 'round here. I'm a Flash villain" 😂
@user-ro6bt4fy2t
@user-ro6bt4fy2t 7 жыл бұрын
why they didn't just copy a ss comic or copy assault on arkham is beyond me
@_thesleister_626
@_thesleister_626 7 жыл бұрын
I would of made joker and Harleys relationship seem a lot worse like the viewers would want the joker dead just because of the constant abuse also when Harleys brain is rewired it should be one of the many murder attempts that the joker does in the flashbacks
@andrewlemay479
@andrewlemay479 7 жыл бұрын
How to Fix it: No Batman, No Magic, No Powers, takes place when Batman is pre-occupied with Superman, Joke is bad guy boss taking advantage of the superman/zod fight... within the confines of Gotham
@andrewlemay479
@andrewlemay479 7 жыл бұрын
...and no flash
@andrewlemay479
@andrewlemay479 7 жыл бұрын
...and no katana (unless she's bad) ...no Rick Flag (unless he's Amanda Wallers personal bodyguard) ...no random military guys following the suicide squad around... because why would they need the suicide squad if they can just shoot everyone?
@erebos7539
@erebos7539 7 жыл бұрын
Much better
@TheReaperTrue
@TheReaperTrue 7 жыл бұрын
Actually Rick Flag has always been pivotal in the Suicide Squad comics, but I agree with everything else.
@Huzie120
@Huzie120 7 жыл бұрын
opening scene: veiw of the batman superman fight the pan back to a view over a dark figures shoulder. then the figure starts joker laughing and it says 'time to have some fun'.
@jweezyyy
@jweezyyy 5 жыл бұрын
You really did some nice rehearsal work on this video, all in one take, and on camera as well, nice job Adam, bravo you brilliant man
@jayjayjayjay5605
@jayjayjayjay5605 6 жыл бұрын
"IM NOT FROM AROUND HERE, IM A FLASH VILLAIN"
@Lobstrique
@Lobstrique 7 жыл бұрын
it would be so satisfying to watch this movie.
@irosencrantz882
@irosencrantz882 7 жыл бұрын
Mary Mary... let us begin our letter campaign to the studio. all must write to show our demand and longing for this!!
@TearDownGenesis
@TearDownGenesis 7 жыл бұрын
Mary Mary whiskey behind the bar at an amusement park.... trap door....oh yeah it's a drug place....plumpy lost me there
@franciscorafaelmontielpale7854
@franciscorafaelmontielpale7854 7 жыл бұрын
How about instead of finding a Bottle of Whiskey, is Boomerang that has a bottle of some Australian alcohol and he decides to share with them, cause when he is working he likes to drown his worries on Alcohol. And they just grab some cups from the restaurant and start drinking, but Deadshot jokes that it taste like shit. Also when it comes to the trap door, how about the Amuzement park is in a dick and they trap door is simply a lower deck which they park staff use to get in a boat and bring supplies to the stand, and in the lower part there is a boat they could use to escape but they don't. Also have it be that the government can not enter the park because not only are Joker's goons all around, but is revealed that Joker kidnapped the staff and tourist that were in the park, and he actually the Bombs are just Joker Gas dispensers that when activated release a Joker Toxic like the one we see in the comics were Joker is apparently immortal and which ends with him and batman buried in a cave (you know the comic I mean). And so this first group of people kidnapped get insane and are the ones now causing chaos all round. I think that solves the problem. But I also believe that they lost the opportunity to show more of Croc and Kitana since both of them have sad past, as Croc was born with this defects and he had no other path but a path of crime, while Kitana is just an agent of vengeance because of she is that her husband is dead and she promised him that she will rid this world of criminal scum bag.
@jbain4750
@jbain4750 6 жыл бұрын
Francisco Rafael Montiel Palencia "the amusement park is in a dick"
@killamilla3046
@killamilla3046 7 жыл бұрын
dude i think you've missed your calling as a script writer...that was awesome
@samgrass2924
@samgrass2924 7 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with him. DC should hire this guy
@stanhenderson9928
@stanhenderson9928 5 жыл бұрын
This is why I miss Plumpy, dude was a beast. He made you feel what he was saying and was hilarious, naturally. It felt effortless, I hope he gets better and returns.
@PmanUwU
@PmanUwU 3 жыл бұрын
Hes back doing these list and things on WrestleTalk and Partsfunknown
@Woods4guns
@Woods4guns 7 жыл бұрын
Feels so odd that Adam isn't booking wrestling.
@urnewstepdad1
@urnewstepdad1 7 жыл бұрын
ikr!
@GabrielMartinez-ie8gc
@GabrielMartinez-ie8gc 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ZB3003
@ZB3003 7 жыл бұрын
This feels way better than the original but I love the bomb in the neck thing and would keep that.
@johnnyskinwalker4095
@johnnyskinwalker4095 7 жыл бұрын
yea the bomb in the neck(or head) is a good concept, it was in the comics too
@LDUGGAN05
@LDUGGAN05 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah killer croc is bullet proof amy way do how would they kill him?
@biggoat2665
@biggoat2665 7 жыл бұрын
+Lucie Duggan I'm sure the explosive would kill him
@demonicfirecat7504
@demonicfirecat7504 7 жыл бұрын
I agree
@elsantodelsol
@elsantodelsol 7 жыл бұрын
It started off the arm, not neck, and I like that better. Maiming seems more cruel than murder. Best use was a guy asked Boomerang if they were serious and he said "No, it is just a bluff" so when a fight goes bad the guy runs off, they blow off his arm. While missing arm guy calling Boomer a son of a bitch Boomerang is like "good to know for sure now." More impact then just being dead.
@peterpereyra573
@peterpereyra573 6 жыл бұрын
This sounded awesome! I was genuinely shocked when you described Diablo's death. You're a great story teller.
@braigbrothers
@braigbrothers 7 жыл бұрын
Make more of these! They are amazing!
@flynnwalker6595
@flynnwalker6595 7 жыл бұрын
How WWE should have booked Suicide Squad.
@flynnwalker6595
@flynnwalker6595 7 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@SuperWrestlingNews
@SuperWrestlingNews 7 жыл бұрын
I was waiting on this comment,my hats off to you.
@toddster87
@toddster87 7 жыл бұрын
+SuperWrestlingNews why were you waiting for it? why didnt you just make the comment yourself?
@whitneythesharky5342
@whitneythesharky5342 7 жыл бұрын
bruh
@MaJuV
@MaJuV 7 жыл бұрын
I liked the story premise, but let's be honest here. You wouldn't be able to sell this idea to Hollywood. "What? You have Will Smith and Margot Robbie in this movie and they're not the center point of the story? Impossible! Buraaah!" [/awful Hollywood exec impression]
@disneian
@disneian 7 жыл бұрын
"Just bloody let Will Smith be Cap boomerang than." [/unamused Writer]
@samuelalmazan1030
@samuelalmazan1030 6 жыл бұрын
Everything you came up with is perfect. The only thing I would fix is the end. Make the Joker Escape after his plan fails. Don’t have him defeated just yet.
@smurfshark16
@smurfshark16 7 жыл бұрын
it would of been awesome, your very good at telling story's, i could listen to you all day.
@BarCatProductions
@BarCatProductions 7 жыл бұрын
I dont think Jai Courtney can hold a film on his own, so making him the main character is a risky move
@JusRed48
@JusRed48 7 жыл бұрын
This is actually the riskiest thing about the idea for me. When I hear him talking about some of the stuff Boomerang would say, I just think, "This is way out of Jai Courtney's small acting range."
@MyManShrek
@MyManShrek 7 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have to be jai Courtney they could cast other strong actors who would see this role as a main character and take it. For example, Tom hardy
@7zobzombie
@7zobzombie 7 жыл бұрын
If its tom hardy, it explains why Batman didn't catch him during the bank robbing, he didn't want his back literally fucking snapped in half.
@bigstunna2049
@bigstunna2049 7 жыл бұрын
true hes a good actor but boomerang the character idk
@EitherThisOrThat
@EitherThisOrThat 7 жыл бұрын
u can do it with deadshot where he is trying to escape to reunite with his daughter
@stephblackcat
@stephblackcat 7 жыл бұрын
4 minutes in and I'm guessing you wouldn't like the suicide squad comics.
@stephblackcat
@stephblackcat 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah you just think suicide squad didn't have a comic at all...
@ravirjs007rj8
@ravirjs007rj8 7 жыл бұрын
+Stephanie Lovik you right. everything the comic had is now gone.... even the neck bombs!!!
@jessecosgriff1620
@jessecosgriff1620 7 жыл бұрын
except they were wrist bombs at the start... AND WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING PIES!?
@stephblackcat
@stephblackcat 7 жыл бұрын
jesse cosgriff Could swear it was skull bombs.
@jessecosgriff1620
@jessecosgriff1620 7 жыл бұрын
that's what i thought until i dug out my old comics they were just wrist bombs. now they are bomb implants, but before that it was just weird
@FordPrefict42
@FordPrefict42 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant as always! You, sir, are a multifaceted gem. An individual in a world of redundancy.
@najeeamurray323
@najeeamurray323 6 жыл бұрын
I'm putting this in my imaginary collection of alternate versions of movies that would have been cool to see. The team splitting up section was so good. Thank you !
@isaacwoodward5338
@isaacwoodward5338 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't like the fact that el diablo just doesn't go down without a fight I would of given him a 5 minute scene of him just going nuts on the goons and nearly defeating the joker but the goons just pile on top of him and then the joker walks over while the other members are being restrained And are forced to watch him pull out a gun and shoot el diablo Anyone agree
@MusOfficial323
@MusOfficial323 7 жыл бұрын
Yea, I kinda agree. I think it could work either way. Although, doing it your way would be the expected thing. Not giving El Diablo a chance would have more of an emotional impact and be more Joker like.
@isaacwoodward5338
@isaacwoodward5338 7 жыл бұрын
Mus Official exactly
@SacredSlashGaming
@SacredSlashGaming 7 жыл бұрын
Isaac Woodward i guess...
@albertthepeacock8020
@albertthepeacock8020 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree,keep his bad assness from the original movie and have him scare Joker with his fire power
@Avi_Imperator
@Avi_Imperator 7 жыл бұрын
Isaac Woodward plus I loved the moment when Wil Smith's Deadshot finally dot Diablo in the fight and after Diablo was done drying some baddies Deadshot is kinda "hey woe I was just trying to get you psyched up... we're good, right?" That was a real LOL moment for me
@meghan______669
@meghan______669 7 жыл бұрын
"Magic is the worse thing for a super hero movie" Dr. Strange laughs
@ApexxArcadegames
@ApexxArcadegames 7 жыл бұрын
samuel fox maybe you should read the comics, where magic literally exist regardless and the squad has had to deal with on multiple occasions
@StevieWill88
@StevieWill88 7 жыл бұрын
Meghan Lyle lol- I immediately thought the same thing
@dragenoxinside
@dragenoxinside 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but Dr. Strange plot revolved around magic, so it made sense, Suicide Squad on the other hand is about a "Suicide - Squad"
@StevieWill88
@StevieWill88 7 жыл бұрын
The thing I don't get about DC movies is- why don't they use the stories from or recruit the writers from their animated movies or tv shows!?!?!?!? They have sooooooo much gold there!!!!!!!!!
@jlcw08Eon
@jlcw08Eon 7 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic!!! I hope DC see this!! Absolutely Outstanding! I was riveted just listening to this plot! Great Job!! :D
@ScruffyLookin1138
@ScruffyLookin1138 7 жыл бұрын
Nice vid Plumpy! Would u be able to do a "How they Should Have Made" of the 2016 Ghostbusters?
@EthalaRide
@EthalaRide 7 жыл бұрын
I really like it but people would have been PISSED of the anticlimax with Diablo, even though I respect your bold choice. There would have been heartbroken shippers, let's be honest, who would have been pissed.
@NoConsequenc3
@NoConsequenc3 7 жыл бұрын
The anti-climax is worth the hate in this came imo
@alphamega1811
@alphamega1811 7 жыл бұрын
EthalaRide i agree man i really loved this version of the movie and the actual movie but having Diablo...well do what he does? (Don't want to spoil anything) that's definitely gonna annoy some people
@archiemaclennan6023
@archiemaclennan6023 7 жыл бұрын
But robot wolf diablo burning stuff is in the trailer. Lol
@davidduran4458
@davidduran4458 7 жыл бұрын
EthalaRide maybe he kills a few goons while running up some stairs to save Harley and then turns in a corner and is met with the jokers gun
@fogdiver
@fogdiver 7 жыл бұрын
+EthalaRide your profile pic looks (at least to me) like a fucked up puppet on LSD with a huge mouth and pure black, Grinch-shaped eyes, looking in-awe of something with his hands held up to his chinless neck. Then I zoomed in and saw it was an owl. I think my brain might be broken, does it look like that to anyone else? Anyone?.... oh no.. oh wait my glasses are all smudged up. Okay yeah that's a fucking owl.
@lightschunk
@lightschunk 7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the movie but man, I expected way more.
@MorKmbt
@MorKmbt 7 жыл бұрын
It's okay buddy we all did.
@nikosoukkala2648
@nikosoukkala2648 7 жыл бұрын
I kinda hate the movie because I expected Assault on Arkham (Because they showed Batman was involved in the story so that why I thought he would actually be involved in the story and not be a flashback machine!!!!) and i don't even know what I got back! So that ruined it to me!
@reneelaicecreamxx4179
@reneelaicecreamxx4179 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney Schunk same
@lightschunk
@lightschunk 7 жыл бұрын
Niko Soukkala The Joker part ruined the movie for me. Jared Leto, or whatever his name is, didn't bother me as the Joker, but you included him in a movie and he wasn't the main villain. Can you imagine if you did that to Heath Ledger's Joker?
@nikosoukkala2648
@nikosoukkala2648 7 жыл бұрын
Rodney Schunk The same happen to BATMAN!!!! Like ffs if you have the talent to pull of these great characters USE THEM PROPERLY FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!! Like if you have the Battfleck on the set don't pull off the FA Luke Skywalker shit but to us USE THEM CORRECTLY!!!! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT USING THE CHARACTERS IN YOUR MOVIE IT'S ABOUT USING THEM CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!! But seriously if you want to see a good Suicide Squad movie watch Assault on Arkham it's MUCH better!
@introxgrunt
@introxgrunt 7 жыл бұрын
The way you rewrote the movie was fantastic!
@fauxparr
@fauxparr 6 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. Just like your Spiderman 3. Can you do Fantastic 4? The (partly) Josh Trank version
@lambertbrother1628
@lambertbrother1628 7 жыл бұрын
After the reviews of Batman vs Superman said it was too dark, Suicide Squad was supposedly rewritten to make it more fun, like the clips shown in the trailers. The scene where El Diablo explains his backstory is one of the darkest scenes I've ever seen in any movie ever. Especially with Harley's response: "He KILLED them." In case you haven't seen the movie I won't spoil who he killed.
@lambertbrother1628
@lambertbrother1628 7 жыл бұрын
He mentions in the video who he killed.
@Dinobot2468
@Dinobot2468 7 жыл бұрын
Thats the point though, DC is mean to be dark and thats the way i prefer it. Let Marvel be the lighter side, while DC remains dark and gritty.
@jeremychristian5409
@jeremychristian5409 7 жыл бұрын
+Dinobot2468 how is it dark and gritty? It's just dark. As in filter dark. I swear one of the shooting scene is like full of blacks I couldn't tell what was happening. Yes Marvel was light and DC was dark. But that was in the last batman trilogy, when they didn't even need filterwash or R rating to strike the audience with deep, philosophical, and grounded to reality depiction to the fundamentals of what evil is.
@Dinobot2468
@Dinobot2468 7 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Christian Well the DC films such as Suicide Squad, Man of Steel and Batman V Superman also features more messages than the Marvel movies, they're still gritty and more heavy hitting than the Marvel movies like Avengers and Captain American. Though the movies are almost equally as unrealistic, the DC movies still feature a more dark view on the world itself.
@jeremychristian5409
@jeremychristian5409 7 жыл бұрын
How? More like making it a stretch. I get a big theme from Man of Steel. I honestly think it was good. The conflict between Superman and Zod was incredible. As I could see how it was just two people really doing their best for their own beloved homelands. Now Batman v Superman, uhh. . Don't bother telling there's any message in this apart from the messy execution and just filling the movie with a bunch of God/Man allegories. That's cheap and easy. And the reason behind Batman and Superman's conflict is simply because they don't bother whatsapp each other first so not to be in a misunderstanding or some diabolical, but hardly genius, evil scheme. Goddammit, how is that even a movie. Ans Suicide Squad. Yup, black filters, weak character developments, and plot. . Plot . . Plot. . Uhh I can't even write anything to explain it. My brain refuses. I watched all three movies on their premiere in my city. I came as a big ball of hyped viewer. Man of Steel kept me hopeful, BvS sent me home worried, Suicide Squad almost sent me committing suicide.
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 7 жыл бұрын
I, frankly, love your version. Or at least the ¾ I watched before pausing to tell you this. Well done!
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 7 жыл бұрын
Yup! Gorgeous, and well summarized. You have a tight, engaging story, interspersed with succinct explanation of some decisions you made along the way. #Themoviewewanted.
@MrFedoraFilm
@MrFedoraFilm 7 жыл бұрын
Please do a "How They Should Have Made it" for Prometheus and Alien: Covenant.
@r.alford3692
@r.alford3692 7 жыл бұрын
But they were both great movies.
@theleapingturnip3170
@theleapingturnip3170 6 жыл бұрын
Reagon Alford If you don't like the story and you only care about getting scared, sure, great films. Prometheus and Covenant both put HUGE plot holes into the Alien franchise, ruining my childhood, and probably multiple other people's childhoods. What's worse is that David apparently made the Aliens. Greeeaaaatttt. Why? They never explain any of this, I might mention. They expect me to believe that this stuff doesn't make sense and that's okay? NO. It isn't. Alien was one of the first horror titles to have a proper story with explanations as to what's happening, and it's story was still being written... But Covenant? Oh, no... The very idea of a story making sense is... ILLEGAL! Also, one minute David has a connection with fucking... Discount Ripley, but then he kills her. Out of the blue. We don't even see her die for fuck's sake! All in all, Covenant was a childhood destroyer, and the only people that like it are scare junkies. Also known as the hippies of cinema. Enough said, I hope.
@jonnoweb
@jonnoweb 6 жыл бұрын
"I'll do the fingering..."
@jonnoweb
@jonnoweb 6 жыл бұрын
"I'll do the fingering..."
@kreiyu
@kreiyu 7 жыл бұрын
lol i like how you keep El Diablo around just to be the red shirt at the end.
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 7 жыл бұрын
i really like this (although i do like the bombs in the neck thing)
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 7 жыл бұрын
i like it i think it's brilliant
@miguelong7919
@miguelong7919 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah it would be better for me with the bombs than swat people but the story here is way better XD
@justvashu
@justvashu 7 жыл бұрын
For his idea the bombs don't work because an important part is the moment they decide to escape. If they have bombs in their body there's no point in escaping, because they would blow up anyways. Without bombs they have an actual chance to get away unscathed and makes it more meaningful when they decide to stay and be heroes rather than be selfish.
@disneian
@disneian 7 жыл бұрын
He can use the way in the movie that they had the bomb but for some reason it was not working (and somehow they realise that)
@JokrB3
@JokrB3 7 жыл бұрын
Go watch assault on Arkham it's a way better suicide squad movie
@li-limandragon9287
@li-limandragon9287 7 жыл бұрын
Should've been like Winter Solider fighting a corrupt Government. And maybe set Ra's Al Ghul up for a sequel villain or something.
@lordinquisitor6233
@lordinquisitor6233 6 жыл бұрын
Li-Li Mandragon love to see ra gar ghul on screen again
@ben10inches
@ben10inches 6 жыл бұрын
Thomas Wightman they maybe even could drop a "damien wayne easter egg"
@joshcarr7502
@joshcarr7502 6 жыл бұрын
having re watched both the actual movie and this video, Adam, please become a film writing consultant
@luckistr
@luckistr 7 жыл бұрын
omg yes, so much yes can you be a professional editor for movie scripts?????YOU ROCK!!!!! Love this channel ❤❤❤
@bobbyavitia
@bobbyavitia 7 жыл бұрын
"Fuck magic", Doctor Strange was done well
@januszeal6693
@januszeal6693 7 жыл бұрын
Bobby Avitia That was light sceince...not magic.
@patrickjohnson371
@patrickjohnson371 7 жыл бұрын
Bobby Avitia it was good cause everyone could use it so the stakes were equal for the most part. but one person can use magic and no one else can it fucks things up
@bobbyavitia
@bobbyavitia 7 жыл бұрын
Patrick Johnson true
@bobbyavitia
@bobbyavitia 7 жыл бұрын
Markology So the scene with him going through different dimensions at top speeds was boring?
@keespieters4683
@keespieters4683 7 жыл бұрын
Yes it was
@jackbrannelly7824
@jackbrannelly7824 7 жыл бұрын
This isn't how you would have made it. This is how you think you would have made it not taking into account that you wouldn't have these ideas without the existing movie
@epichal4883
@epichal4883 7 жыл бұрын
Wrong, this is assuming the people in charge would not butcher his idea and cut out a crap ton of scenes.
@DropDedFred
@DropDedFred 7 жыл бұрын
Very true.
@conzathon1554
@conzathon1554 7 жыл бұрын
Your point is invalid however because there is already an animated feature called "Suicide Squad: Assualt on Arkham" and while not the same beat for beat, his vision is considerably close to that, and it wouldn't rely on the live action version being released, save for knowing the exact line up of characters.
@EscapedPrisioner5
@EscapedPrisioner5 7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the beauty of hindsight.
@celestelaburda1671
@celestelaburda1671 6 жыл бұрын
LOVED this! The way you described it made me feel like Ive seen a whole different movie, and I liked it a lot more.
@lordsxman
@lordsxman 7 жыл бұрын
I love how you truly understand the characters and their motivations.
@The80sWolf_
@The80sWolf_ 7 жыл бұрын
how to make ss better, remake Assault on Arkham
@christinalahey327
@christinalahey327 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@jackmesser9995
@jackmesser9995 7 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kittymccatface1154
@kittymccatface1154 7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ArchieIsBored
@ArchieIsBored 7 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@lucerohatake3578
@lucerohatake3578 7 жыл бұрын
That Will be shitt
@Nevi234
@Nevi234 7 жыл бұрын
This is 100% because I read the SS comics but some of this guys points are.. eh. If Harley was going to open up to anyone, it would be Deadshot since they work together well. Captain Boomerang would never get sappy with Deadshot, nor would he really care about his sad backstory. He's a dick. El Diablo WOULD be fighting(and being super preachy), but not killing. The Harley thing was very good UNTIL you said she would betray them. In the comics the Joker comes back for her(to use her) and she realizes he's not the same person she loved and how abusive he is. She can't/doesn't go back once she's acknowledged that. And if that did happen, Joker would need a reason to take back Harley before disposing of her on the ferris wheel. Also they should have bombs in their necks otherwise they'd escape ages ago and the bombs ensure that they do what they're told. I'm sure they could outsmart a swat team. In addition to that, Amanda Waller would be barking orders at them all the time, which would further cause conflict within the team until something happens that destroys their communications devices and they can finally think for themselves. As for the bar scene, the only way the squad(who don't have bombs in their necks, per the videos logic) would not take the chance to run was if their lives were also in danger. Either way, this video had really good ideas and would be much better than the movie. HOWEVER, I don't know why they would send the SS for Joker when, you'know, Batman exists. Never in the comics have the SS pursued Joker, nor would they have a reason to unless something happened to literally all the heroes in Gotham. (P.s for anyone who questions Harley's usefulness(or lack of) to the team, he greatest ability is her unpredictability. Also she's basically a genius)
@Nevi234
@Nevi234 7 жыл бұрын
***** yeah but there's no way that Batman WOULDN'T make an appearance. I also don't see how he can't handle it himself, maybe with the help of some other heroes.
@Nevi234
@Nevi234 7 жыл бұрын
***** poor writing. There's a reason why the SS did very covert, underground missions. It just made sense. If there was havoc on a huge scale, it would be impossible for the JL not to notice and take action.
@user-pe1yc4pk2c
@user-pe1yc4pk2c 7 жыл бұрын
You make some good points but, I think Harley betraying the team would work better cause that would show her character in the animated series and basically most comics in a nutshell. Yes, she did have a character change and leave the joker but that only happened after years of evolution and this is only the first movie with her in.
@kazaookami
@kazaookami 7 жыл бұрын
Batman could be M.I.A. either due to the death of Jason Todd weighing heavily on him, or in the case of Knightfall, where Bane broke his spine(in fact this is something i would like to see done right in a movie, they kind of did it in the 3rd batman film, but they changed way to many things to make it feel right.)
@Nevi234
@Nevi234 7 жыл бұрын
Geek and proud "in most comics" Harley is like that, but in the SS comics, she's not. And, you'know, the movie is titled SS. ALthough I do agree that, since it's her first movie, they shouldn't do that right away.
@keelanmurphy9941
@keelanmurphy9941 6 жыл бұрын
If only I had the power and money or even a kickstarter, this would get made.
@stephenpassaggio9975
@stephenpassaggio9975 5 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these on every other DCEU movie thanks
@Cluv22
@Cluv22 7 жыл бұрын
Boomerang-hey, I'm not from around here, I'm a Flash villian. Harley, who IS The Joker? Harley-He broke my heart........well, he....broke the ribs aROUND my heart but its the thought that counts. Haaaaaa!!!!! I LOVE that line. That is SO Harley.
@alec1115
@alec1115 7 жыл бұрын
Is WhatCulture going to start producing indie movies now?
@iyerpratik
@iyerpratik 7 жыл бұрын
+Martin Davis lol he meant that they booked WWE better they started their own promotion
@TheMaxFusionGaming
@TheMaxFusionGaming 7 жыл бұрын
+Spidey's Home I don't get it is that supposed to be a joke?
@heidiboulton3693
@heidiboulton3693 7 жыл бұрын
I'll be Harley!
@educatedscum5306
@educatedscum5306 7 жыл бұрын
we need more of these
@rossbeacham5206
@rossbeacham5206 3 жыл бұрын
i really want a sequel to THIS story
@lilgooni5418
@lilgooni5418 7 жыл бұрын
It's funny how they are pulling things of the WWE channel even tho it was meant to be a side channel lol
@y2killian
@y2killian 7 жыл бұрын
PunkSans Maybe they'll get their own film production crew that can co-run with their Indy Promotion
@k.b.9270
@k.b.9270 7 жыл бұрын
I really like your idea in principle. Joker is the obvious villain and it baffles me that Ayer hasn't done that. There is still something to be added: The actual feeling that these guys aren't good in any way shape or form and will do everything to find another way to escape this situation. I have something like this in mind for the moment they all wanted to leave in the tunnel. Boomerang: Oi guys, if we run away we will get shot. Deadshot: What are you crazy? Have you seen this guy? He's nuts and he's got a bomb! No way we're fast enough to disable him. We're not Batman. Boomerang: But these freakin' soldiers are just waiting for us to retreat and they'll shoot! Killer Croc: Grrr ... not good. Boomerang: Wait a minute ... I think I got something. Deadshot: Not again one of your stupid ideas! Boomerang: His goons are searching for us. They will come after us in the tunnel. If we play it smart, they will be right behind us before we face Wallers people. Deadshot: I like where this is going. You want them both to fight this out. Boomerang: Exactly! Why should we be the cannon fodder. These assholes will get the war they started. And we will use this opportunity to get the hell out of this mess. Katana: Retreat isn't in my code of honor. Deadshot: Oh, look whos talking English now. I knew you could talk our language. Katana: I will fight to the end. Killer Croc: Grrr, I thought you were mute. I liked you better that way. Deadshot: And you can make yourself useful. You will allure his henchmen to us so that they will follow us. Killer Croc: I will help. Boomerang: Trust me Tao. This is just a tactical retreat to fulfill our mission. This is our only chance Katana: ... I will do as you say, but no tricks! So Katana alerts Jokers henchmen, they follow the squad through the tunnel, the Squad hides in a corner so that Jokers Henchmen dont see them, but they face off Wallers Soldiers. There will be a giant shootout and many people from both sides die. The Squad gets in on the action and they take out a lot of Jokers henchmen, but also a lot of governmental soldiers (Katana just took out the Henchmen, but gets shot on the shoulder and leg and can't follow Croc, Boomerang and Deadshot who are escaping this massacre). Rick flag comes to late and just finds a very injured Katana. Meanwhile Joker gets bored, takes Harley with him on a helicopter and blows up the whole theme park. Harley is amused, but Joker throughs her out the window while saying: "You know, my love, what I wished for my birthday? (Harley: What, Mr J.?) For Batman to be there on the place youre sitting! He laughs histerically while Harley drops in the water of the sea. She swims to the land and Croc finds her and fishes her out. The Squad is reunites and free. Everybody goes their way.
@MinosML
@MinosML 7 жыл бұрын
Now this is a good ending.
@k.b.9270
@k.b.9270 7 жыл бұрын
***** Thanks. Its very unpolished, but the general idea that this whole thing will escalate and lead into more chaos has to be the premise, otherwise its just massproduced mediocrity.
@ravirjs007rj8
@ravirjs007rj8 7 жыл бұрын
you see. I like that! I just wish the reshoots never happened. I think Ayer would have stuck with a better tone and a better movie overall... p.s. you need to post this on a forum or something, polish it of course, but its really good!
@k.b.9270
@k.b.9270 7 жыл бұрын
RaviRJS007 RJ Thank you for your feed back, I really appreciate it. I kinda have a feeling dc should let the internet write their movies. Only problem is we all know the plot before it comes out.
@MidnightHedgehog365
@MidnightHedgehog365 7 жыл бұрын
This is really nice but I must inform you that Harley can't swim. It's how she got caught in the first place. This is only to help you though you did a great job~
@isaiahmaldonado349
@isaiahmaldonado349 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, my favorite quote ever, "I'm not from around here. I'm a Flash villian."
@jules.c168
@jules.c168 7 жыл бұрын
This is actually really interesting and I think it would work completely thumbs up
@feathertopDT
@feathertopDT 7 жыл бұрын
9:55 DID SOMEONE SAY DILAPIDATED? WHERE'S SKARSGARD AND MATT
@feathertopDT
@feathertopDT 7 жыл бұрын
atomictrash WONDERFUL
@wwe850
@wwe850 7 жыл бұрын
BROTHER FEATHERTOP
@TheCaptainJC
@TheCaptainJC 7 жыл бұрын
I mean its whatculture
@edennn10367
@edennn10367 7 жыл бұрын
OBSOLETE MULES.
@cjgiovane9367
@cjgiovane9367 7 жыл бұрын
I wish we could go back in time and get Adam to rewrite the whole goddamn movie this was soooo much better
@NomadCulture
@NomadCulture 6 жыл бұрын
This actually makes more sense! thanks, guys, love it! Just sent the link to the studios! Hope someone will pick it up!
@MrThemovie321
@MrThemovie321 7 жыл бұрын
I want this series with Adam back!!!!
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