How To Art a Lampshade Masterpiece | ASMR

[@GooserMusic]

The best thing about Ephemeral Rift is even after watching his videos for years, I still think to myself “ is this guy being serious?” 😂

[@HighlandsLuke]

I absolutely love it he is openly taking the absolute piss out of every person who thinks they are original in arting a lampshade. If I could buy him a pint I would

[@anthonywaldera1706]

I guess we could say that the real Lampshade masterpiece were the friends we made along the way.

[@THELEADER927]

Brofor real, said the friends we made along the way.

[@THELEADER927]

I just go into replys and talk

[@Jacko4859]

I miss Dr Lampert Schade. You should bring him back sometime as its been over 5 years since his last appearance

[@cupcakes8574]

i think last time i saw him was 7months ago when he made the arkham san aniversary vid

[@Swinsl]

​​@@cupcakes8574 Yeah, he was at the very end. I think they mean a video with JUST Lampert.

[@persephone9084]

knowing from the title and thumbnail alone, you know its gonna be a good one

[@Lucianato2]

Well damn, instead of working my 12 hour shift today, I'm at a bar having some brews AFTER work. Will have to fall asleep to this tonight! Thanks Paul!

[@rumblehansi]

hope you got a nice sleep :) consider art over brews next time all the best

[@rabiesgiver]

ive been sitting on arting my bedside lampshade for the past month this is the perfect motivator

[@LovedThatPart]

Loved the part when he arted the shade

[@GalactixMay]

Underrated part imo

[@Mystic_Mayhem]

This surely has taught me how to Art a Lampshade Masterpeice, thank you

[@keheprii2180]

It’s crazy to think I have been watching your videos for like almost 7 years now since freshman year of high school

[@victortheoneandonly]

39:29 the baddest wrong thing that you ever did in you life

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Arting a lampshade masterpiece is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@NeverFirst1]

What about McChicken lampshade masterpieces?

[@anthonywaldera1706]

McChicken.

[@DinnyDonbas]

Stop commenting, nobody thinks your funny lil bro

[@keithpierce5686]

Said like a true commercial.

[@Cockadoodle_anus_the_first]

I disliked this comment

[@luisaguilar-cw2er]

Good looking out Mr Rift. To be honest, I really like the first lamp shade and was itching to copy yours. After looking through your videos, I found this and just wanted to say: Thank you dude. I hope you are doing great too!

[@MaverickGee]

Really huge fan of your videos! Please keep up the good work 😆

[@CoDLaws09]

I think this video is explaining the profile picture the best way to

[@Giggling-goober]

The end result is a literal masterpiece

[@peepnox7747]

My pet rock died :(

[@GlutzahnLP]

Honestly the Lampshade with the Spirals always reminds me of the first mask you acquire in Rayman 2 :)

[@golunged1383]

39:26 it’s always important to put peak on your lampshade

[@sceayr]

Dang, that aggressive removal of the pup head had me thinking there was some need anger let out on it haha

[@themeez1000]

The Bob Ross of Lamp Shades

[@FluffyMasterMan]

In the sacred realm of artistic creation, behold the extraordinary tapestry woven by the skilled hands of Uncle E, a virtuoso in the delicate dance of craftsmanship. His magnificent lampshade, a symphony of form and function, beckons admiration with an ethereal allure. Each meticulous detail is a testament to his profound mastery, as if he harnessed the whispers of muses to breathe life into a luminous opus. The radiance emanating from this celestial creation bathes the surroundings in a warm, enchanting embrace, transcending the mundane and inviting one into a realm where beauty and utility coalesce in perfect harmony. The threads of ingenuity, carefully intertwined, create a visual sonnet that resonates with the soul, evoking a sense of awe that lingers like the gentle caress of a comforting breeze. As the lampshade stands as a beacon of artistic prowess, it also becomes a vessel for emotions, casting a soothing ambience that transforms mere spaces into sanctuaries of tranquility. Uncle E's masterpiece is not merely an object; it is a portal to an emotive sanctuary where one can find solace in the gentle glow of his artistic genius.

[@possumofantikka8160]

oooooooooohhhh ........

[@ic4192]

His craftsmanship is so great, it's so creative and smart to say racial slurs for attention

[@Elixermate]

@@ic4192l hater

[@thatoneguy1850]

Some dudes pet rock died 😔 💔

[@Scourge88Monastik14]

You, my friend, are a GENIUS!😎👩‍🎨👩‍🎤🕵

[@maddirenee1170]

This is my new cleaning technique. Cat hair? Glue it to the lampshade. Tissue? Glue it to the lampshade. Gum off the bottom of my shoe? Glue it to the lampshade 😂

[@EphemeralRift]

clean and make art AT THE SAME TIME!!!! [mindblown.gif]

[@kiedisboughen5318]

This is gonna be some amazing sleep, Rift rules

[@Bsolazy]

that lamp shade reminded me of oogey boogey for sure then you brought up the nightmare before christmas had me checking my room for cams

[@sweetvanilla6374]

Fantastic lampshade!

[@MegaToonzNetwork]

Im glad to hear that Uncle E is back hugging people and punching Godzilla in the face while heavy metal plays in the overlay. Lol. Big fan of yoyr work btw. Keep up the good work

[@c0deg0ld78]

I now wanna decorate my lampshade, I have a few ideas now

[@theshinxgirl]

Jesus man I have watched ASMR for quite some time now. Never found a trigger that hit me especially hard until I heard the magic of lid noises. And most others do it wrong. It’s ER’s style. The way he doesn’t specifically keep the mic at one volume, it’s kinda hard to explain but the “unbridled” feel to his audio where he just lets the mic adjust to loud noises as they’re incredibly sensitive and a mouse farting can be loud for said mic. ER’s asmr is basically the only thing I can watch these days lol, nobody really does it right for me besides him and Dr. T. And through ER I found the magic of lid sounds, and I swear to god there’s not a damn thing on this earth that hits harder than lid sounds.

[@HiramVelt]

another great video thank you

[@RowanMackenzie]

Holy shit its Ephemeral Rift Blue Peter time. He even showed us two he made earlier

[@lucds25]

LOL, SO FUNNY, THAT IS GENIUS

[@maurinho6030]

I can’t with the bread 😂😂😂

[@haydenanderson7445]

If I had had that slice of bread, I would do nothing but teleport it for three days.

[@jjkmaterial]

hi❤ love your whispering/talking videos

[@FluffyMasterMan]

Is that profile picture big dick randy?

[@apex9177]

10:50 Instructions Unclear, My Sister is now Bald & I am Missing an Ear

[@arattux]

lmao the end caught me of guard💀😂

[@underconfident_asmr]

As a lonely human indeed, I Might have to try this before I inevitably krill my shelf.

[@Bogan2000]

Big hat Logan here just wanting to say I’m waiting on my first mission as your disciple, tell me when I’m needed.

[@RowanMackenzie]

Would an ephemeral rift video really be complete without a jumpscare at the end? XD

[@NotoriousSRG]

The sound his mouth makes between words is like turning on a dopamine fountain in my brain

[@Minimelkav]

L A M P S H A D E S O U N D S

[@BlueRaven307]

Great video! I'm so glad that your back and seemingly feeling better!

[@EphemeralRift]

i never was feeling bad or went anywhere??.. but ok!

[@Jaddy2]

@@EphemeralRift your twitter dude, not really supposed to be doing all that.

[@No1TypeC]

​@@Jaddy2it's true. We're not supposed to be doing Twitter

[@Iamthebrightsunonyourface]

@@Jaddy2 I guarantee you dont really give a shit about what he said lol. Most people who were "offended" by his tweets just enjoy taking the pressure off themselves and putting it on others. I have a theory that when people are upset or "offended" by something on the internet, they are just projecting their own personal tension onto someone else as a form of venting. No one really cares, if anything they secretly enjoy people being "offensive" a lot of the time. Leave em alone, we are all guiding ourselves back to nowhere anyways this is all so fucking silly.

[@Jaddy2]

@@Iamthebrightsunonyourface im a 17 year old high school student, how stressful can it be. Stop experimenting with your own ideas it makes you look crazy. I was just noting that being blatantly insufferable on the internet isn't really needed. I could give less of a shit about this dude as a whole but being a jackass shouldn't be glorified..

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

The videos are maybe 7 years old or so at this point but do you know of or have an archive of the Saturday/Sunday arrival videos?

[@user-nh6ij2hc6f]

Looks like some art project I would’ve done in high school 😂

[@EphemeralRift]

so mean. you just can't appreciate fine art when you see it.

[@joosb0ks]

will u do a video showing how to eat a lampshade next

[@TheAstrixYT]

to you, a lampshade. me … samurai hat

[@KerynLatham]

Hey Mr E I love your videos I'm a huge fan always wanted to meet you could you make a vid about knife sharpening I've always was fond of that sound but noone does it

[@lala_ho]

I love this!! It spoke to my spirit!! Let's get it done!!!

[@drew2392]

the goat

[@thebudanderson]

Best of shades. Breakfast and all.

[@NotoriousSRG]

He loved lamp

[@flechetteout]

I like your new lampshade.

[@derangedtangerine4731]

seeing you tear the cover off of Berserk hurt me on a level that I didn't know was there

[@NotoriousSRG]

Please do a video art shading a lamperpiece

[@bradycalvert6652]

Uzumaki is amazing

[@MrRicky175]

That lampshade is my grandpa!

[@zoebaggins90]

🤣😂🤣

[@blessedtree420]

Just a suggestion for Christmas. Peanuts gang,Twas the night before Christmas,A Christmas story or everyone's favorite National Lampoons Christmas, Scrooge anything lol Your spin on any of the above would be fun. Hell ,your spin on anything is FUN 🎉❤

[@stealeyy]

When will a new video come out?

[@mmm-pc3xe]

I got in on this early, wow

[@carterfrost4533]

Why is nobody talking about how he ripped off that stuff animals head like he was some Greek god

[@NotoriousSRG]

You’re the only person brave enough

[@hotfire3902]

Been watching you for years man glad to see you’re doing good. Thank you for many nights of restful sleep

[@calstri]

17:50 uhm… 🍞

[@RayMorgan_]

A masterpiece indeed

[@marcusanark2541]

Bacon, it needs bacon.

[@slappi6979]

yes

[@SoHereASMR]

👇🏻 Early team

[@darbyk]

Honestly your profile picture is awesome, one side tells us how you feel when someone calls you Jesus, while the other is when people are atheist

[@DumpsterFire2048]

My great grand mother was turned into a lampshade.

[@Windcent]

I am wondering how would one krill a lampshade.

[@Scourge88Monastik14]

I'd love to do a Miguel Serrano or Julius evola lampshade

[@averymiller2255]

Hey Paul, looked at the «drama» you are involved in. I’m sad and upset the world has become this to, it happened so gradual and suddenly it was to late… While i don’t agree with your animal take, I am a human supremacist (which is the honest way to speak of it) I still respect your integrity. Keep making videos, keep being honest and dont let the woke gen z kids get to you, they devour what they love and be glad they loved you for a time. Dont give up your hate, it is the biggest lie of our times. Too much is bad but some hatred is good

[@EphemeralRift]

i did a thing, may not have been the best decision, things happened, i'm still alive and that's where we are. it's all good from where i'm sitting!

[@averymiller2255]

that makes me happy to read, I've been a subscriber for over ten years now you have always been a person I respect and find interesting, gl forward and have fun@@EphemeralRift

[@Swirl_man]

I feel like the lamp with the face would be worn by a dark souls boss... *Idea*

[@couchbear6108]

Not to lampshade this: but you never run out of ideas

[@snakeverg9390]

My parents would never allow me to glue a slice of bread to something so it's kinda shocking to see that happening xd

[@NotoriousSRG]

Tell me you grew up poor without telling me you grew up poor

[@snakeverg9390]

@@NotoriousSRGhaha but now really, it's just about how our culture respects bread

[@the_reallamp]

Lamp certified

[@icethepolarbear]

I kept thinking about how there’s probably a taxidermied(?) lampshade in Psycho after the stuffed animal sacrifice.

[@Daydreamer343]

Nobody gonna talk about how the man brutally murders a stuffed animal on camera??

[@EphemeralRift]

apparently not sad

[@greenray.]

most normal ephemeral rift video

[@pothepandasemporium8616]

In which older video did you use the SpongeBob stickers, along with some sort of police or pilot stickers, Mr. Rift?

[@EphemeralRift]

the making of margaret's masks i believe the video was titled

[@pothepandasemporium8616]

@@EphemeralRift I mean, where you used only the SpongeBob and policeman stickers, too!

[@zerismalory8098]

​@@pothepandasemporium8616it may be "My PP ASMR"

[@CrimBlack]

I love lamp(shade)

[@rococoblue]

Hmmm interesting interpretation of the "asmr" social status...very interesting indeed.

[@fiercethelion2227]

Nubia, historically and culturally rich, has a legacy that spans millennia. Located in northeastern Africa along the Nile River, Nubia's history is intertwined with Egypt's, sharing influences in culture, trade, and politics. The earliest evidence of Nubian civilization dates back to the Neolithic period, around 6000 BCE, with communities engaged in agriculture and trade. As the Nubian people developed, they established kingdoms that would play pivotal roles in the region's history. During the pharaonic era of ancient Egypt, Nubia was often referred to as "Ta-Seti," meaning "Land of the Bow," highlighting its reputation for skilled archers. Nubia's geographical significance as a bridge between North and East Africa made it a focal point for trade and cultural exchange. Around 3500 BCE, Nubia experienced the emergence of powerful chiefdoms and later organized kingdoms. Notably, the Kingdom of Kush, with its capital at Kerma, became a prominent force. This early kingdom engaged in trade with Egypt

[@EphemeralRift]

'm not sure what you are alluding to here, if anything, but it's true, there are some primitives/indigenous that end up turning into kingdoms/civilization, but not all. There are Uncontacted Tribes in existence today that still remain hunter-gatherers. Is it possible that with time, every primitive/indigenous eventually becomes a civilization? Possibly, but we'll never know since we wiped most of them out with colonization.

[@rottenapple2276]

​@@EphemeralRiftI don't think that all would. A lot of people are perfectly fine living just as they always have, like in Mongolia. I kinda wish I could live like that.

[@Nulsyun]

49:53 that looks messed up bro wtf did you do and WHY IS THERE BREAD ON IT WTFFF!?!!?!?!

[@-BigJ]

Please Consider letting me be part of the ERIC Animal Sanctuary employees

[@futuristic.handgun]

I kinda want to change my screen name to LOL69420 now. 😂

[@iSkateBored]

Today I examined a murder. Man beheads dog stuffed animal with scissors and brute strength.

[@NotoriousSRG]

That stuffed animal is about to be stuffed again

[@ciasharkvr3756]

The left right corner could use some shading

[@leahhorn441]

You should do sheogorath prince of madness asmr

[@hoxseptem4073]

Uncle E, the instructions in your videos are unclear- my town of birth is now missing from the face of the Earth, a 300 foot tall statue of Mitt Romney is half way poking out of the ground in my back garden and French Bird People are beaking into my home as we speak.

[@gelfish70]

the “decline in viewership” isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it just means the current ER community is more tight-knit and loyal

[@EphemeralRift]

i'd rather be "all integrity, no money/views" than "all views/money, no integrity" like 99% of youtubers

[@planetalignment2523]

Yep well it’s confirmed I’m batshit crazy

[@raduromanesti6408]

We want PAULINE

[@EphemeralRift]

2024

[@raduromanesti6408]

​@@EphemeralRift❤

[@raduromanesti6408]

​@@EphemeralRiftmore of pauline pls

[@emadshoaib7846]

anyone deciphered yet what he said in the chthullu language ?

[@Jenniferrr2014]

Hope all gets better for you ER (if it isn't idk im not you)

[@EphemeralRift]

what do you mean "better" ??? but okay

[@rainbowtroutin]

@@EphemeralRift I love you brother, but watching your views drop to 1/4 of what they normally were is heart breaking. I've been around since Margret buried my brain (still waiting to get that back btw), and I don't want a one off stupid Twitter post and stubbornness to be the end of you. I don't know what happened that would've caused this change in behavior, but your community is here for you man, we really are.

[@wyredaftsquall]

@@rainbowtroutin dude I wouldn't support him. He's gone off the deep end. He said many disgusting things on Twitter and he doesn't care in the slightest. He did it to himself..

[@endostatica1405]

@@wyredaftsquallI don’t want to assume anything because this is his life and I don’t know anything, but I did hear one hypothesis that this “incident” may have been a mental break of some sort. Not my words. All I’m saying is that you shouldn’t not support someone because of something they may have said when they may not have been in the right headspace. Idk.

[@wyredaftsquall]

@@endostatica1405 But to say holocaust victims weren't that big of a deal is very messed up. Regardless if you're having a breakdown

[@Houriaa]

Can you do a video where you breath a lot while talking ?

[@timothye4897]

ER just remember that you are loved. You can stop the act on twitter aka X. If you are not feeling well, take a break from YT, the internet in general. Don’t destroy you’re career. Take time for yourself but don’t destroy the things you’ve built over time. We are worried, so please take your mental health seriously and find some help ❤

[@EphemeralRift]

the "act" ? lol that's me. i'm good! i'm having fun!

[@St0n3rboy44]

@@EphemeralRiftyea I don’t really see a problem with self expression even if it goes against what other people want you to say

[@JohannesBrahms-1833]

52:16 24:08💀

[@admiralYamamoto_]

Can you please do tzar Nicholas II Asmr

[@SeanQuesenberry]

OKAY