How To Be A Skier

[@lucashaglund7445]

The only thing left out what when you go on a road trip. “Yo, if that mountain had snow on it, that would be a sick line.”

[@falsehashtags6581]

Substitute any incline you see for mountain.

[@user-xi9py8es1s]

This is any time during the summer

[@personperson2059]

You missed Don’t forget to find every “shortcut” through the woods you can

[@northernairmtb4183]

Yep.

[@proface245]

👍👍👌

[@gamerdud9988]

Idk why but I’m terrified of crashing into a tree while sking

[@high54every16]

@@gamerdud9988 if ur not hitting the trees at mach 5 can you even consider yourself a skier?

[@user-xi9py8es1s]

You mean "glades"

[@florianburr9002]

wow the way he fells downstairs in walking with ski boots looks really authentic

[@noahcater1477]

or when you wear your boots to the hill and you can't sit with your feet normally

[@sedonarichards9985]

If you watch the behind the scenes you find out it actually is his first time wearing ski boots

[@carsonfromstatefarm4248]

That's because it was authentic, nobody can actually walk down stairs with ski boots on

[@salmonofknowledge3229]

@@carsonfromstatefarm4248 there's a trick, you just stick your ass back and focus on heel striking the center of each stair. it kinda works.

[@laurenrossiter9931]

“Too many snowboarders” “too much vis today I can see way to far” “Hot chocolates too hot” after those quotes I was dead

[@joshuaanderson8169]

yo i saw u posted this not long ago, I thought i was the only one whatching this

[@zephrahooper5548]

how do i get one of those huge jumpers

[@eliecassir9106]

I can’t understand

[@Milfuelle100]

“PIZZA! PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA!” shouted my Sun Peaks teacher as 6-year-old me zoomed down the mountain while screaming hysterically.

[@uncommonfilms9805]

Ay sunpeaks gang

[@julianafrith6964]

Winter Soldier snowplow

[@andersonarksey9549]

Ayyy u go to sun peaks to

[@macetoday274]

Was that me???? Lol literally my entire job

[@kevinliu1912]

Milfuelle100 idk how they trust a bunch of little kids to not go over the edge... especially on that 90 degree turn on the gentle giant

[@asher6567]

I can't believe I've been watching this video at least seven times a year for the past three years

[@asher6567]

I live an incredibly sad and lonely life

[@daze4656]

Ash I just checked my history I have watched this 37 times now

[@skyeharrison4072]

SAME

[@daze4656]

Skye Harrison nice

[@daze4656]

Skye Harrison now I’m going to watch it again

[@vybtom1]

"I've got 400." "But there's only 36..." "I've got 400." Best scene🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marblemaster1]

The Ling Ling of skiing.

[@raineamory]

@@marblemaster1 twoset is everywhere

[@justin5573]

I died when he said "is that a triple xl"

[@datboi5288]

Savten LOOOL ME2😂😂😂😂

[@Razzanrohr]

Seriously, where can I buy one of those!

[@WildOutdoorLiving]

Ive heard this exact conversation more than once.

[@jaro856]

are those 2018 poles tho 👀👀👀

[@mattmozey113]

Alexei Chudacoff is not sure if those are them but here are some www.thuggies.com/

[@ltaproductions7989]

Don't forget to complain every time the lift stops.

[@stephenlee1664]

I'm ashamed to admit that's me everytime the lift stops.

[@leahjohnson7883]

Yeah... lol.

[@きぶ-q8c]

lift: stops me: DA FUCK

[@StrattonOakmont420]

Same for boarders.

[@iammatt06]

you forgot if there’s literally anybody in front of you

[@liamtory6081]

For someone who actually skis, this all makes perfect sense. To someone who doesn’t, it makes no sense.

[@Ajani_Tober]

i know right

[@2x_skateboards353]

yeah only a skier would understand the dumb snowboarders

[@zachpaulsen242]

@@2x_skateboards353 as a dumb snowboarder myself I can say that only 90% of us are idiots the other 10% are the beginners who will eventually become part of the 90%

[@slackreal]

im a mountain biker and a lot of the jargon in skiing is pretty similar to mountain biking jargon lol

[@mirokajevskivelevski8895]

Actually it's the opposite

[@ajmomoho]

"Too much vis today, I can see way too far." Sometimes I wish I had that problem.

[@mittiskogenproductions2528]

Young ADV Nice dual sport on your profile pic

[@bena3341]

Yea. I am usually the "it's snowing and I left my yellow lenses at home...."

[@saschakeller9363]

"sometimes"

[@mlggandhi5222]

"ive got 400" "theres only 365 d-" "ive got 400"

[@benjo33]

Mlg Gandhi bruh what's his name who knows 😂

[@kingboosh4466]

Mlg Gandhi it was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@robgoddard6412]

thats what im talking about

[@isabella-dl3sb]

“Making it rain” haha like I have any money left after my season pass😂

[@odinfriis-ottessen6664]

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha true

[@yessir4149]

"is that a triple XL?" *dying* hahahaha

[@Lucarandom]

What even is that what he is wearing? And where can you get those, asking for a friend?

[@pamburke8043]

You forgot "always ski with someone who knows the map inside and out"

[@ambitious_reader801]

I'm always the one who knows the map

[@christophberger7162]

I love powder sessions with people who know the whole mountain

[@jaimefox7762]

That’s me

[@thethreebros4210]

Me

[@elenakalergi3510]

My friends say, on every single season, that they'll learn the map "eventually". Anyway, it's nice watching them get lost and missing lunch lmao

[@jonahw6002]

and always remember, "is my gopro on?"

[@Hentuix]

jonah w *always*

[@Aapkeller9119]

I'm oh so guilty of this "dude, is the red light blinking on my GoPro?"

[@bozeman3323]

same

[@lukasmayrwoeger1450]

Thats true 😃😂

[@suicidal_cookie868]

'Ahh crap, I can't believe I filmed the whole of the chairlift ride up' 😂😂

[@taylordickmann1521]

You missed the driving a Subaru

[@bicyclist2]

Amen to that!

[@r_0m1c61]

Taylor Dickmann or audi with faction skis

[@isabella-dl3sb]

Amennnnn

[@daze4656]

Fact

[@austin702]

Well they showed it at 1:59

[@cinematicflame2161]

Banging your skis together at the top of a ski lift to hit people

[@Cyberdog-uc5ec]

Cinematic Flame I'm guilty of and been on the receiving end

[@lizziem3866]

And then your ski has to fall off

[@isac.2h]

I do it to get snow off, it peeves me.

[@olivercloseoff9486]

put snowballs in your pocket

[@coopop7479]

Yes it is always the snow borders fault

[@reiemg]

very wrong its very commonly snake skiers and sitting on hips from jumps. KEEP MOVING KIDS :)

[@greenforests6239]

@@reiemg it the god damn snowborders

[@MaxTolgus]

@@greenforests6239 fuck you

[@universal_sushi]

If u ever start to fall, aim for the snowboarders

[@KookoCraft]

@@universal_sushi commonly known as "board sniping"

[@cvn6555]

Also: Buy an Epic pass then convince your wife that you have to go on a second trip to make it worth the money.

[@edvinmartna6212]

you forgot that your new favourite song is sail by awolnation

[@fidgetsinner8150]

YES haha lol

[@sparklez63368]

Edvin Martna I like Sail and I'm not even a Skier

[@simonbarbarasch7169]

Georges Bikes cuz redbull

[@LilView]

Fucking worst song ever.... Ew.

[@CalebTheKillian]

"The minimal gorby gap accepted among skiers, is 0" soo true omg i cant stop laughing

[@CalebTheKillian]

***** Most people call it a gaper gap but it's when there's a huge gap between the goggles and the helmet

[@jjfpowell]

If you see someone with a gorby gap, you have a responsibility 😂😂

[@gavinsmith4017]

Joe Powell snow avalanche them

[@No_timezone77]

CalebTheSkier sameeeeeeeeeee 😂

[@lishaedelen8463]

CalebTheSkier

[@besprutad]

Those park skiers at 3:24 ar so funny. Their clothes are so accurate

[@Oliwolf78]

www.thuggies.com/collections/thuggies/products/highlighter-thuggie They exist.

[@anndil7274]

www.thuggies.com/collections/all/products/topographic-zip-thuggie?variant=12763095957584

[@skyeharrison4072]

bes

[@lucasschwaiger562]

henrik harlaut wear this size😂

[@RiversideM]

Little late but does anybody know where I can buy one of those in Europe? They look hilarious and I need one

[@pankali5085]

Damn snowboarders sunbathing all the time sittin in tha middle of slope and pretendin to be cool in some weird way

[@vroomandboom893]

Pan Kali for real I hit one because they stopped just below the lip of a steep section and didn’t see them 😂

[@XDirter]

Exactly

[@Czelsniap]

But we dont need crutches to ride

[@pankali5085]

Oh i see that most of society is with me 🎿

[@Czelsniap]

@@pankali5085 because most of the people are to dumb to ride snowboard

[@xerex9474]

legends say the guy is still rowling down the mountain

[@HiAndHello-w9l]

When the lift applauds you for a missive wipe out...

[@natewattson8936]

I love it when that happens XD

[@wolfman6553]

So true tho!

[@bena3341]

Yea man. The terrain park goes right under the chair lift at my local skifield. So bad when you eat it.

[@Beaubacon]

Hate that shit. Its hard to learn tricks when dickheads do shit like that

[@michaelhutchinson3916]

Happens to me all the time

[@jemsugnet8776]

That dude got destroyed in that last wipeout clip holy shit

[@OxburgerStudios]

Oh man did this ever live up to expectations! Still laughing that you put Dylan's tomahawk at the end. Priceless.

[@ifhtfilms]

Watch the full crash clip here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIWlc2R7a6mElck

IFHT that looked like a sick line... before the crash. But yea... we've all been there. Here in Czech we call it "head and feet" coz you know... that's how it goes around :D I crashed like that once in Austria. Was going for a straight line and in the middle of the slope was a frozen traverse after some f****** snowboarder. Needless to say my skis stayed and i went on.. and on... and on and on and on :D

[@DarkTenka]

Aye that was some wipeout lol!!

[@Snowcrestmt]

Seen this video so many times but I say its worth another watch...

[@bsperoz]

4:43 Step 30: Realize that in glades, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A TREE HUGGER.

[@petervernall6506]

you forgot to add the guy that exaggerates everything when he tells his friends

[@nathanreder308]

Isn't that every skier tho

[@hampelmann5804]

@@nathanreder308 nah it's every snowboarder

[@plasticyoda9891]

@@nathanreder308 it's the snowboarder's fault

[@gabess]

u mean that guy we all know whos like yo i got like 40 feet of air of a massive jump and accidentally did a backflip but I barely crashed when they actually did a bunny hop off of a groomed run and then fell

[@nj6359]

Oops may or may not be me

[@quentinh3178]

Make an edit with the most played out electronic music 😂😂😂😂

[@floxar4581]

Quentin h Yea

[@jaromor8808]

fuck i actually liked the few tones there :(

[@jamesmoore8865]

FLOXAR what was the song??

[@jamesmoore8865]

Jaroslav Záruba what was the song?

[@jamesmoore8865]

Quentin h what was the song?

[@theprimonemo]

"is that a triple XL?"

[@Havaxmedia]

I laughed a little more than I should have!

[@Park-yl7tr]

you missed knowing every name of every line on the hill, even the tree lines

[@Apenimon444]

Don't forget to wear 4 jackets and keep your wallet in the first one so you can make a mess while buying mountain tea! *high-fives the bartender* *bartender slaps me*

[@ItsMrBrendanG]

Been skiing for 7 years. This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

[@jessicarada503]

It is never the skiers fault. I will be at the pool and get dumped by a wave....."damn snowboarders"

[@GavinMcLeod]

I snowboard and I found this absolutely hilarious!!

[@gijskramer1702]

It is funny... fron a snowboarders perspective

[@coen8323]

Pieter Albers hey pikkie skiën is simpel

[@Rippyy420]

Same

[@ryanreid1326]

Pieter Albers learn to spell before u insult people you idiot

[@wolfman6553]

Fuck snowboarders! sorry I'm a skier

[@JakeKerr]

You forgot "Groaning loud when you sit on a chair lift, then saying "This feels good" "

[@alexandrpetrov6812]

That is accurate

[@Liamslife41]

Who does that?

[@parkerross7461]

Why are these so rewatchable

[@ifhtfilms]

Who's getting ready for snow?!

[@DenoB777]

+IFHT In Switzerland is no Snow man, i have almost spent 2000Sfr for my Equipment but still... no Snow.

[@bluegill5192]

I'm definitely

[@zanda__]

+IFHT meeeee

[@knapton118]

+IFHT Maine, still no snow :(

[@knapton118]

+IFHT Maine, still no snow :(

[@megamisama8007]

I wasn't fortunate enough to grow up around any mountains whatsoever. Only been skiing once and loved it so much that I'm moving.

[@daze4656]

Megami Sama hey I see this was 2 years a go did you move and have you been skiing?

[@jibbs_aim]

Update us please

[@mattmozey113]

Please update us

[@matti3908]

update

[@greenforests6239]

Move to Utah it has great skiing

[@bbbssaaa59]

PARKRAT IS TOO TRUE LMAO

[@Helldiver-K4]

How to be a skier: don't be a snowboarder How to be a snowboarder: don't be a skier

[@mabelcarpenter308]

Damn snowboarders sunbathing all the time sittin in tha middle of slope and pretendin to be cool in some weird way

[@CountryHombre]

I do both, just not at the same time

[@pelvismen5510]

@@mabelcarpenter308 did u just say the same comment as the other one? U prob don't remember its a year ago

[@taylorwow5968]

I can’t wait for the season to start.

[@pgcowboy]

Sameeee

[@connorchatterton7797]

This is the best video I have ever seen lol. I have been skiing since age 3 and everything is accurate I love how it turns from instructional to comedy really fast. Also the park rat or whatever you called it with the triple xl jacket was hilarious

[@kibster1000]

When in trouble, tuck for a double

[@praisethelord140]

Thats the stupidest thing I have ever heard go back to africa

[@nomiguda]

One of the funnier comments I've read on youtube.

[@rossy12100]

Noah Wilding fuck off noah, nobody likes you

[@seancamp8358]

When in a pickle tuck for a tripple

[@ginginmcd]

buy full tilts

[@lucasaccount573]

This is all about skiing on the west coast,Where you guys have powder! In Ontario we have hard pac and you can ski on our snow

[@lucasaccount573]

Skate

[@eusica1979]

XD

[@JdeMonster]

For the most part I agree. However, if you want good snow, you have to go a bit more inland (Colorado is a good spot). Here in California, snow is starting to get hard to come by.

[@jasonmurdock9535]

@@JdeMonster or Utah

[@dread1093]

You forgot “the skier that thinks he is a park rat but only does boxes

[@hunterconklin5073]

this is my friend lmao

[@bicyclist2]

I grew up skiing in Michigan and Vermont. I was on my high school ski team. This is so true, and frekin hilarious. Thank you.

[@johnpalmer2771]

3:12 I wish they made a full edit of that that was awesome.

[@noscopesallowed8128]

+Nitris Oxide studios Check out "The Balance of Powder" somewhere on youtube. It's like 20 minutes of that.

[@ctranrojasmm]

+Nitris Oxide studios gopro youtube channel

[@HenryRodgers-cat-lover-]

That wasn't this channel.

[@fernandasanchez5032]

what's the name of that song!!!!!!!

[@fernandasanchez5032]

*???

[@thomasduncan1855]

This was sick!... U guys should make a Park Skier vs. Racer rap battle

[@timskolds2508]

During the off season, completely plan the next season...

[@Lukas-ye4rg]

and than have to wait until jan because its not snowing

[@timskolds2508]

Lukas Sidorenko Lol not here in Colorado. We get great snow as early as late October.

[@PlaidHiker]

Tim Skolds or cry until next the next season starts

[@dewisselspeler9080]

So 51 weeks planning and 1 week skiing

[@lzevon1]

love it , just need to say its the last week of Aug. in Northern Mn. curently my skis are in a ski vice in my living room , yes i am 54 years old and i am a skier

[@oliviajablonski5920]

2:55 That's so true, when my skiing isn't going so good I blame it on the snowboarders that take up all the space or those beginners 😂 sorry snowboarders…

[@stephenlee1664]

I tend to hate beginner skiers more since they take up so much space with their turns.

[@Cashewsee]

Michael Lee yes just... yes

[@Blue-sj2hl]

Michael Lee yea especially ski classes

[@jilinmeng3355]

Don't like beginner? That is a signal to try black run.

[@carsonfromstatefarm4248]

Those darn beginner snowboarders are always trying to form the Great Wall of China across every ski slope. It absolutely drives me crazy

[@James-mm1xz]

“R those 2018 poles” they r now

[@lastaalaster4165]

James , hello this is true but now their 3019

[@eliecassir9106]

Yes

[@ihqmusic3307]

How to be a skier: Be austrian

[@lucifer4263]

Be Swiss. ( But the Tirol is really nice too)

[@aspaas04]

Be Norwegian

[@bruhnuts36]

or swiss

[@bartvanriel6767]

Or Dutch, we're world famous for our mountains

[@vkuutti2309]

Be from any country that has snow each winter or all year

[@shanefking898]

"i've got 400" "dude there's only three hundr-" *"i've got 400"*

[@emilwedin7826]

0:24 that is so true with the hoodie and the pants tho xD

[@CoreShaft]

You forgot that one snowboarder that nails you in the back at 35 miles an hour when the ENTIRE hill is open and free of people.

[@howdoipickaname9815]

been there

[@HurzMurz]

Awesome shot! 1:10 Love it!

[@donyotk9306]

U missed blowing snow every time u stop

[@nj6359]

Remember, if you’re having a rough day, it’s the snowboarders fault!!😂😂

[@twixvy5884]

can we just appreciate the courage this guy had 4:36

[@BombedNevada]

This video is part of my yearly offering to the snow gods

[@evanddaigle]

you forgot the: has summer tires slips out and backs up the entire main road to the mountain

[@bellefonte22]

Well it’s that time of there where i annually watch this video waiting for my first day of the season Sunday can’t come quick enough

[@TheSnifmister]

Totally funny. Thanks 👍

[@1911Zoey]

Damn. These guys got their priorities right. Just living life to the fullest with all these hobbies. Wouldn't regret one bit spending a lot of money on them.

[@soccerlover3704]

It’s hilarious how accurate this is

[@ThibaultTresca]

MEC means "dude" in french, hah

[@ifhtfilms]

Brought to you by dude, dude!

[@louis-antoineboutin6175]

Mountain Equipement COop

[@TheJusticeCross]

j'ai même pas vu le moment où il dit "mec"

[@enpleinelucarne]

IFHT And après-ski means "after the ski journey" in English

[@DublinAviation]

Well done Inspecteur you know one fucking word

[@aidantrashes]

whats the overplayed electronic song in the video?? sounds like a banger! but actually what's the song?

[@utubesgreat4me]

Brilliant!

[@RexE]

what is the song you used for the played out electronic music

[@eliseheartless4636]

1:32 Guy in pink, green jacket:...but there are only 36- Guy in purple, green jacket: -I‘ve got 400 😂😂😂😂

[@TomTM_ST]

4:02 It's still waxed.

[@alexandergeorgiev2631]

Do you regularly un-wax?

[@caleb5882]

Been watching this vid for years, never noticed that. Nice catch!

[@rasmuspennanen5823]

I fall on a track: "Damn snowboarders!" I fall on the lift: "Damn snowboarders!" I spill my coffe: "Damn snowboarders!" I lose my job: "Damn snowboarders!" I crash my car: "Damn snowboarders!" I get a heart attack and *fucking* *die* : "GOD DAMN SNOWBOARDERS!"

[@gamingforlive2150]

Did i heard the snow type concrete?! im going to tyr that one out imideantly

[@scrawfordmt]

ALSO: Complain about tourists and lift lines and memorize your favorite stashes of pow.

[@lupinearsenalALT]

0:58 lol always one guy on Grouse.

[@amana7086]

lupinearsenalALT omg hahah

[@amana7086]

From Burnaby

[@fattyfish]

lupinearsenalALT grouse is the worst fucking mountain it's shit runs and full of tourists go to cypress or mt Seymour they are way cheaper and much better

[@evanalexander9157]

LikeABoss TacoJesus I’ll agree on the tourists but Seymour?? Are you insane? And grouse has some of the best park in the north west, way better than cypress, plus the food is 100 times better. Cypress is better for snow and more runs tho.

[@mayakim5240]

LikeABoss TacoJesus Grouse mountain at Beaver Creek? I love that mountain because no one goes on it and the moguls are perfect!!

[@tomsharpe8181]

Do one of these for snowboarding

[@eviecarroll8765]

as a skier that has gone every weekend for the past 7 ish years, I can confirm we love to show off. whether we see someone still learning so we shred by them or we challenge someone telepathically to see who is better. lmao me and my friends love to challenge people or make them fall if they are douches. lol

[@GoFish.1]

This gets me really excited for this season

[@alexgollat6526]

Do how to be a snowboarder

[@larabehrendt2600]

alex gollat yess

[@Josh-nm6bj]

hate skiers. Done.

[@alfredosalinas1300]

alex gollat stop in the middle of the Lane for no reason

[@archiehickford314]

or an extra one for skiers - Go cry to ski patrol if a snowboarder come within 5 meters of you

[@powderskier5547]

Snowboarders are fkn annoying,they sit on their arses all over the mountain. Skiers unit, attack this mountain vermon

[@bellyache6237]

Is that guy who rolled off the mountain okay 😂😂

[@brivitelli7377]

"Is that a triple XL?" 😂😂

[@tarheelinga24]

It must be about ski season as I am linking this video to friends again as I do each year.

[@tristantodd4972]

Pls make a part 2 this was legendary

[@KyleFields]

The "euro" guy at 0:58 what a great detail 😂

[@alexakate]

they forgot racers 😝

[@jackedsports4114]

lexamazing they don't matter Lol jk

[@elifangman7480]

Lol I was just thinking about that

[@elifangman7480]

I am a racer why would u say they are terrible

[@elifangman7480]

That not true about all racers and just because we don’t spend all of our time in park doing rails doesn’t mean we aren’t good

[@JakefromStateFarm292]

Milostar123 ay is it cool if I’m a racer and I can do a backflip tho?

[@LAZER_US]

I NEED ONE OF THOSE KNEE LENGTH SWEAT SHIRTS!!! *where can i find them?*

[@ifhtfilms]

Dylan Watersnake Follow us on IG, we’re giving away 2 later this week! @ifhtfilms

[@D00MER_]

As a teen growing up at les arcs and tignes i can confirm that this is my life from december to may and then its kayaking from may to july and then its mtb, from july to september, then its kayaking from september to december, and its paragliding all year long

[@breydenslater1002]

Who else is rewatching the videos during quarantine it’s 5/2/20 when I’m writing this

[@ozoolydie2071]

And he said “that’s not a grom, that’s my wife!”

[@julienpetit5719]

You missed the racer style, but you could make a whole video on how to be a ski racer!

they also missed "Is my GoPro on???" :D :D

[@PlaidHiker]

Rastislav Smolinský story of my life.

[@rubenmaesfranckx]

do a how to be a snowboarder!

[@rougey9553]

4:38 I thought it was actually someone till I saw the leg giggle 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Pinktree513]

"I wasn't reeeeeeeeeeady" fuck had me in stitches

[@humanperson6705]

Snowboarders are to skiers and figure skaters are to hockey players. ALWAYS fucking up the ice

[@RazorEM18]

Ahaha no one seems to know that most played out song at 3:10 ! It's not Darude nor daybreak...