How to be a Canadian

Follow these steps and you too can become a Canadian, eh?
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[@midnitest0rm]

Translation for the slang: Loonie- $1 Coin Toonie- $2 Coin 2-4- Bottle of liquor 2-6- Slightly larger bottle of Liquor The States- ‘Murica Give’r- Give it all you’ve got Keener- Someone extremely enthusiastic about something, also referring to nerds or geeks Hoser- Idiot Beaut- A Beauty (typically referring to an object or animal, not a person) Toque- Beanie Yukon- Canada’s Northwestern most Territory. Also slang for a hermit or loner, someone who lives in the wilderness Mickey- Flask of liquor Pop- Soda Toboggan- Sled Stag- Bachelor Party Hydro- Electricity Homo Milk- Homogeneous milk. (3.25%. And personally, I think it tastes like ass) Double Double- Coffee with two milk and two sugar Garburator- The garbage shredder in the sink Eh- Huh, right. (That was a good hockey game, eh?) Bonus Chirp- Insult, roast Bunny Hug- only used in the Prairies, a warm sweater Timmie’s- Tim Horton’s Canuck- A Canadian. Equivalent to the American version of Yankee. Zed- Canadian pronunciation of the letter Z Kerfuffle- Sticky situation, a mess Runners- Running shoes Pencil Crayons- Coloured Pencils Newfie- Someone from Newfoundland. Chesterfield- Sofa Beaver tail- A large pastry treat that comes in several different flavours that tastes like the tears of Jesus himself Poutine- Fries, cheese curds and gravy Gitch- Underwear Chucklehead- Idiot

[@Dick_Pippel]

You sir, deserve a medal, eh?

[@brysengarner1204]

Prepared to survive in Canada now

[@oliverg3184]

I'm sorry but that was pretty good eh

[@nickcynn42]

I don't have a Canadian accent eright bud, I'm gonna go for a rip, see you later eh?

[@namkedi]

more likes!

[@TwiceToronto]

5:21 "The gravy wasn't hot enough to melt my cheese curds". I feel you kid. The container and the poutine really look like they're from Costco. It always happens in Costco, eh?

[@snake0887]

FOXTROT 22 yes

[@legomonster33]

@Manek Iridius no thats not ok youre broke go see a therapist ok

[@mjmcadam7490]

True eh?

[@dustyhucul7334]

Not in saskatoon bud

[@chanisebailey2790]

Once I went to wimpys diner and my poutine had cold curds and some melted slowly my teat buds were confused hot gravy with cold chewy curds

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

“Oh, you guys ate all the good Timbits.” Relatable.

[@will202X]

Lone Galaxy literally happened today

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

Will Harder you poor soul

[@alexismckinnon717]

They're all the good ones

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

They used have raisin Timbits called "Dutchie Timbits". They were my favourite. Now they don't. 😢😢lol

[@leandre-samueldequnne2839]

The chocolate one are not good

[@kasievanherk2409]

People who say eh Canadaians 5% 45% Americans making fun of Canadians 50% Canadians making fun of Americans making fun of Canadians

[@Sarah-qj2hr]

Kasie Vanherk facts 👌

[@rayaya6580]

aye*

[@randomcanadien8315]

Geus whos ben on pinterest

[@TRXLLGE]

Yes

[@thechefgeckogod549]

Pretty much

[@CD3MC]

Anyone else start singing along the sleep country commercial?

[@shyamikagupta2761]

Yep!

[@shyamikagupta2761]

^ You forgot the "ding!" :")

[@Deejayyxcm]

***** Gray Ding

[@eliasjamesej]

yes

[@Humphertdinckle]

Me

[@radiantcat540]

I feel like it's actually mainly Canadians who are watching/laughing at this

[@Dnamats]

Omg so true idk why but I’m Canadian and seeing stuff about canada makes me feel “special” 😆

[@samuellaprise4388]

I'm from Canada and I just found it annoying

[@robespierre3364]

Victor Agata I‘m croatian and I watch it heheh

[@eeveelo169]

Yeah, especially the poppy part idk why we do that because it hurts like a bitch

[@cunpliy]

@@eeveelo169 ikr it hurts so much

[@iaingingell7659]

I love the amount of Canadian tire money everywhere. That stuff is literally everywhere!

[@chetanaik]

Kinda hard to see it around anymore though, with their loyalty card.

[@kenedi987]

Yup, I got at least like $10 of Canadian Tire money lying around in the form of mainly 5¢ and 10¢ bills

[@gumiscarrot3434]

Me: *offended Also me: *does all the Canadian stereotypes

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

Me: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Also me:🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@kade9968]

PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! what the fuck am i seeing

[@darkhoodx6487]

Pearl And Kadeema Gaming I could say the same thing with your videos but without the Canadian part

[@gladiator_117]

This people don’t know how Canadians are

[@thegoat22847]

@@LiberateAlberta1907 lol ur name would have made sense before 2020 buuut yes

[@nosockgaming5919]

5:10 that actually made me really sad

[@dylaniserhoff842]

Honestly same

[@AvaHrly1904]

Gergely Gulyás same that gravy gotta be hot

[@toddlerknees4996]

once my mum got a poutine at old home week and the fries were good, but the gravy was cold and the curds half melted. it all tasted ok but.... cold and half melted... it was sad.

[@qe3477]

Me 2

[@vanessamoore2782]

it made me sad how many times he said poutine wrong

[@nucleartemptations3044]

As a Canadian I can confirm this is completely accurate

[@димитрийпрохаска]

O I’m drunk because I don’t have my balls intact

[@WyattH]

No it’s not we don’t have Zellers anymore

[@tonystark341]

So as I buddy !

[@williamdavis9471]

Same here, hahah.

[@dadsabooboo5637]

Me aslo

[@anthonyc1956]

The Sleep Country Canada scene is literally the most relatable thing i swear i say it exactly like they do when the commercial comes on :))))

[@abby6715]

Anthasaur I know I’m still made because they changed it there is no why buy a mattress anywhere else ding

[@justseffstuff3308]

Same

[@alexismckinnon717]

And homehardware

[@Romeokilo420]

Why buy a mattress when you have a couch DING

[@utleychase7]

I literally sung along to the *Sleep Country Canada... why buy a mattress anywhere else... **_”DING”_*

[@helloworld1682]

Sleep country Canada, go buy a mattress at your friends house *ding*

[@yaryaralmc96]

Sleep country Canada! Why buy a mattress when you have a couch? DiNg!

[@Dunewarrior00]

Guilty!

[@michellegao8372]

House hippo

[@mika8574]

*visiting the doctors in Canada* ok so the total is free but you just have to pay $22 for parking. *eXCUSE ME*

[@thosepeopleyoucantdescribe711]

Mika_Kika maybe where you are but not for me I think

[@airplaneplustrainguy8143]

Mika_Kika I'm gonna tell it to my local MP

[@miriambentley2087]

Nutmeg Macadamia Issa joke

[@altra8506]

Perking isn't $22, maybe more like $3

[@marshallboice6871]

In America it’s like “ok so you just cracked 3 rips that’ll be $800 to think about going here then $1000 to walk in the door and treatment will be $3000 not including the $2000 for supplies that cost us $5 to buy”

[@Nacalal]

*The different regions of Canada* Painfully accurate This whole video was golden

[@WireJockey644]

Gabe the dog ;-; YOU SPELT HOCKEY WRONG!

[@chocolatier5651]

Gabe the dog ;-; You're the dumb one for living next to us..... And you're being hypocritical and stereotyping Americans.

[@rykermyram7076]

they missed knowing the american anthem

[@somepersonyup9746]

Tbh, about 80% of the stuff said in this Video isn't right but there is some stuff that is for SOME places in Canada not everywhere, It's like saying that everyone in the USA says "Yea" after everything they say but it's false. Can't really say what Canada is all about in 1 video as there's places where most of the shit is not. Also who the hell still buys bagged milk?? That shit is annoying to use.

[@cenailation]

I speak french and I’m Canadian and I laughed at the way he said poutine cause I’ve only ever heard people say it with a french accent lol

[@caje2692]

Cenailation they said it wrong

[@thedigitaldorito]

They said good night boys wrong. From what I’ve learned, it should be bon soir les garçon or something

[@rpillz]

sure , if you're in france. Bonne soirée les boys would be a bit better, but bonne nuit les boys is great Quebecois :)

[@louisjoanisse9162]

@@thedigitaldorito it can be either bonne nuit les boys, bonne les gars or bonne nuit les garçons

[@noellavincent4537]

Cenailation ik right the part about Québec killed me it was I funny

[@ItsR1pp3r]

The way the man says "Oh my God" and hugs the child is so sincere that you can feel how serious the situation is

[@mapleflag6518]

Yes whoever did that to that poor kid’s poutine is going in the book of grudges.

[@FastCarsNoRules220]

3 more Canadian versions of American things: Disney Channel - Family Channel Nickelodeon - YTV Cartoon Network - Teletoon

[@adestructivemind3602]

Lol you forgot Treehouse, my fave channel.

[@yotedyo]

+kakashi hataki I used to love that channel it was my shit

[@FastCarsNoRules220]

kakashi hataki Well, I wasn't in Canada yet back when I was little (I'm from Singapore), so my childhood was Playhouse Disney.

[@sugarysweetbabea]

Dunkin donuts 🍩 Tim hortans

[@isaiahcampbell3992]

Lol I grew up watching family channel, it used to be a decent knock off of Disney channel but now it is just a garbage ass channel.

[@philseyelash8611]

THE HOUSE HIPPO AD HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS REAL AND ONCE THOUT IT STOLE MY MONTREAL CANADIANS PJS AND MY FAVOURITE MUG ( notice how i spell favourite with a u )

[@Dexhi]

philseyelash DUDE I THOUGHT THE HOUSE HIPPO COMMERCIAL WAS ONLY IN MY AREA

[@Fuar11]

That was the SHIT!

[@globalactionsportnetwork9105]

Same I did a science project on them. No wonder why I got and F

[@williambidgood7373]

I was terrified of them cause the commercial said they could be quite ferocious

[@All1shaR1v3ra]

philseyelash yes favourite with a u. I also spell colour with a u

[@Timo3timo]

the second T in Toronto is silent

[@YoshiGamerPro]

not everyone says it like that

[@gilesreambonanza2863]

+Nic everyone in Torono does

[@YoshiGamerPro]

+Nomans tree six six how do you know lol

[@gilesreambonanza2863]

+Nic I live in Scarborough

[@grahamrigs]

You just made me say toronto like twenty times. I think I don't say the second t discreetly, but a hint of it is there. It's weird to describe but there's a little sharpness there. Winnipeg.

[@slippery3799]

The house hippos hit me like a wall of childhood

[@paytonderksen7992]

same I forgot I had that memory until I just watched this

[@Fishybokkie]

Saaaaame

[@kevinfisher466]

thats what they called your two dads lmfao

[@jacobhawkinsmusic]

Just realized Wisconsin, Minnesota, and North Dakota are more Canadian than they are American

[@allisonbilbey1948]

And Michigan (especially northern Michigan where I’m from omg)

[@justarandomfan2421]

damn true

[@MaximRecoil]

@Alexandra Balla The northernmost parts of Maine, such as Fort Kent, might as well be Canada. Central Maine, where I'm from, is nothing like Canada. Southern Maine might as well be Massachusetts.

[@kelseystrang8442]

Jacob Hawkins as a Minnesotan, I agree

[@michellepablico5203]

Wait, I've always thought Minnesota was in Canada

[@MentalMMManiac]

The house hippo was my shit, I thought it was real for so long

[@NolanShaw2k]

Ikr lmfaoo

[@JKGarch]

I've always wanted one!

[@itseman2]

lmao same

[@matthewli9164]

That was my childhood

[@rf-uj5sc]

Lol same

[@squidwardtennisballs126]

I felt bad for the kid d with the poutine because that happens to me

[@rosegyrose7714]

Iam DaRkNeSs I almost cried on behalf of that kid

[@joemcpoulet4150]

Sir Mudkip where I'm from the cheese is not supposed to be melted. Your gravy is supposed to be just the right temperature so that the cheese is still a bit firm but just enough so that you can feel the pieces.

[@ShyGal_Lilly]

mc donald's poutine is like that

[@91lilfrozone23]

McDonald's poutine is a travesty!

[@oliverg3184]

Eww where do u get ur poutine

[@juicespicer3793]

The gravy wasn’t hot enough to melt my cheese curds Me too

[@gladiator_117]

If that ever happens to you you must find that person and sue them Because it’s to illegal not to

[@mapleflag6518]

That’s going in the book of little upsets.

[@PieLord7]

You missed Tim's!!!!!

[@loreskore1557]

I KNOW .... I am eating a vanilla dip right now 😂👏🏿

[@Sherbert12]

There was the Timbit part

[@Dania.q]

They also mentioned a double double

[@vanshj1013]

Why do you have my profile picture?

[@PieLord7]

Vansh J Why are you under age?

[@drifted4760]

I LOVED the house hippo commercials!

[@brendancross2767]

You didn't say sorry very much

[@oliverg3184]

I'm sorry but we don't really say sorry too much but please forgive us if u think we do Eh

[@brendancross2767]

@@oliverg3184 Sorry that I had to point that out eh? Nitpicker sometimes I guess, sorry about that

[@tonystark341]

You're right, sorry !

[@AEther0238]

Sorry.

[@alyssamccasey5108]

That’s because we’re all Canadian and it just goes without saying. Sorry for the inconvenience though, eh?

[@lostguy2333]

Okay so my social studies teacher showed us this to understand Canada better

[@jacobburke8523]

That's weird

[@JL1MB]

Uh what? lol

[@skybaker18]

Come to think I think my teacher showed this to me too...

[@dylantus536]

Loving the new logo And not having 3 month breaks between videos

[@ifhtfilms]

Bonus points for relevant profile pic!

[@Travisboulrice]

Nice channel, very Canadian eh

[@aaronguing9332]

😂😂 ye

[@JollyOldCanuck]

They aren't joking about the health care thing, I complained to my doctor for making my pay $10 for a sling.

[@Casey-go4ob]

And i payed 23000 dollars for spinal surgery. Canada and the US are different after all.

[@firespiter2917]

That's why you come to the UK where even the sling and crutches are free. They also let you take home any of the stuff that they would have had to have thrown away, like if they cut your Bandage with some scissors, you can have the scissors

[@meoka2368]

Yeah, but then you have to deal with strict anti-pirating laws. I'll pay the $20 for some crutches if it keeps be out of jail for watching the latest show that's not on Netflix.

[@firespiter2917]

meoka2368 they care more about the people causing people to be able to pirate stuff. They generally don't care about one person unless you're distributing it

[@MrNathan623]

Im dead about the scissors hahaha

[@celinejahan5471]

I feel sorry for the last kid don't judge me

[@aerialpunk]

I know, right? When he said that bit about the gravy, I was like, "Yeah, that would be pretty bad" lol

[@jessicamoore4798]

The struggle is real!

[@mattgibson7040]

Celine Jahan the ultimate Canadian struggle

[@McSquiddington]

Unmelted cheese curds is a CRIME.

[@sebasdola]

Cheese curds aren't supposed to melt. They should be warm, but maintain their structure to remain squeaky. Whoever wrote the joke isn't from Quebec or has very limited poutine knowledge.

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

Who else sung along when the Sleep Country Canada ditty came on

[@Vanilla-Thunder]

Canada has subway though...

[@jamesmcbride11]

Subway was made by Americans

[@iurcse1727]

America has also subway

[@Vanilla-Thunder]

subway is popular that's for sure!

[@iurcse1727]

And good too!

[@itszednotzee1052]

@@jamesmcbride11 lol starbucks was made by canada

[@HockeyVault]

As a Canadian, the accuracy of this is incredible. They should use this video for educational purposes to teach other countries about Canada.

[@TheoZaHero]

Happy Canada Day from your American buddy who's a big fan of Canada. ❤️🇨🇦❤️

[@kristofnagy2667]

Thank you! Same to you on the 4th!

[@wowie7423]

Every time I see CA, I don't think Canada but California

[@LisaDeeCanada]

And a very happy Fourth of July to you! :)

[@jerryluna3792]

+Kimg Gaming NO I AM.......eh

[@hariavtar4693]

Enjoy 4th of July!

[@m_g6659]

that's a real french-Canadian way to say poutine and i don't want Americans to think that's how we all say it.

[@TheMatlemon]

English are incapable of saying poutine right

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@TheMatlemon racist fck!!!

[@TheMatlemon]

@@LiberateAlberta1907 What? There is nothing racist at all, I love the european diversity of Canada ;)

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@TheMatlemon LISTEN UP!! CANADA DOESN'T HAVE EUROPEAN WHATEVER! WE ARE NOTHING LIKE EUROPE!! DONT COMPARE CANADA WITH EUROPE! CANADA ISNT IN THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE. WE ARE IN THE CONTINENT OF NORTH AMERICA!! 😠😠😠 (I'm very protective of my country 😐)

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@TheMatlemon I think you hate English speaking people!!

[@greegeree]

dat cannabis leaf on the flag tho

[@limethechef4372]

No, just, no. Only in Vancouver

[@wesparks9814]

Americans think that we drink milk from a bag but we obviously pour it into a cup first the fuck?

[@corasimone8775]

Wes Tube Yeah, who just drinks it right out of the bag.

[@wesparks9814]

Brooke & Cora Productions u Canadian?

[@corasimone8775]

Wes Tube No I'm Texan, but I lived in Canada for about two and a half years. I want to be permanently Canadian though...

[@wesparks9814]

Brooke & Cora Productions oh

[@corasimone8775]

Wes Tube I'm just kidding I am 😂😂😂

[@notadog6229]

Have a awesome fun Canadian day 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Greetings from the U.S.A 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@ifhtfilms]

Have an awesome 4th of July! Shoot off some fireworks for us!

[@6thelem582]

And some guns too..

[@berzerktroll7623]

+6thElement What's that suppose to mean lol?

[@rowanhodges2651]

+IFHT I just found this channel... And it is incredible!

[@Emily-wh2lz]

Yasss I'm wearing my Canada shirt today! Go Canada!

[@copperhead577]

The way ya'll say "Poutine" makes me so ... angry.

[@renvautour7556]

The Desk that’s how u pronounce it in French and it comes from Quebec so I guess that’s why he said it like that

[@okok-qt6lp]

Well then you are obviously not from Canada

[@darkfiremat]

@@renvautour7556 that's not how you pronounce it in french the only one that nearly sounds similar to the way it's said is the kid

[@petecote]

"Y'all"... Go home.

[@copperhead577]

@@petecote Take me home... country roads

[@sncinfinity4994]

You missed hockey fights

[@Persnikity-yv3nh]

Rule One: Riot if you lose Rule Two: Riot if you win. BONUS: If you're in QC, you route for two teams: The Habs, and whoever's playing the Leafs xD

[@HIJT2FAUTIKA]

The Jenna Pearl More like root for everyone who's playing against the bruins

[@toribaker5860]

best hockey rivalry: oilers against the flames

[@HIJT2FAUTIKA]

Victoria Baker nope

[@rykermyram7076]

montreal-boston

[@raccoon2899]

idk if it's a common Canadian thing but instead of saying to toss or pass something I say sauce (yes because of hockey) ex: hey bud, sauce me the ketchup.

[@angelbristow3486]

?

[@colincockburn1825]

I say that too I live in south ontario

[@ericbourne3116]

yeup bruh

[@francopellegrin4437]

Exactly.

[@Jonathankiller100]

+Angel You have to be Canadian to understand Angel

[@OMGitsfirefox]

I can't stop watching this. Thanks for the vid there, buddy.

[@morkmorkmorkmorkmorkmorkmork]

omg its OMGitsfirefoxx didn't expect to see you here

[@letthetankpull5084]

First like Sonja! Proud to be Canadian!

[@twotimes3020]

Babe call me back...

[@twotimes3020]

eh?

[@FireFoxCamille]

I did not expect to see the amazing omgitsfirefox here

[@swordinthestone2261]

Why am I watching this I am Canadian Well actually they aren't wrong

[@gladiator_117]

To make sure they are right just like me

[@mattcarney8067]

You forgot aboot Starbucks and Tim Hortons eh?

[@mattcarney8067]

Ps I'm a Canadian

[@matthewsibbald8579]

Bud tims is fucking trash. The coffee tastes like warm dishwater. Mccy D's does the only good coffee now.

[@stealthywhale6192]

Never compare Starbucks to Timmies again you uncultured swine (JK)

[@jpbabin8055]

Matt Carney Vlogs Starbucks was founded in Seattle

[@zacharygrant1829]

I'm Canadian and I approve this message👍👍

[@nicolesimpson3785]

You no Canadian I'm a Canadian and I say I approve this message

[@davidli313]

J’approuve c’mssage.

[@allgot1]

Holy shit it's Berkel!

[@xXMINECRATFTXx]

ikr

[@martinfartin85]

Just said the same thing!

[@patyaaa2563]

berkel :*

[@jameswright4732]

Nah guys, its definitely Nicki V.

[@ChannelSuperFun]

neato burrito

[@danikaboyko6496]

They keep using 'eh' wrong. Let me explain: 'eh' literally mean 'hey' but with the 'h' dropped. I.E 'So you're coming, eh?' It's really simple and it's my biggest pet peeve when people use it wrong.

[@GB-pj2gm]

I feel it's like saying "right?" It's confirmation.

[@xman9354]

the weather's good, eh?

[@xman9354]

that's how you use it

[@xman9354]

but eh, what's up works too

[@yaryaralmc96]

Or you can use it as a replacement for "ya know?"

[@MRrgv]

OUR BAGGED MILK YOU FORGOT!!!!

[@ZachJ367]

Sorry dude, but bagged milk isn't worth mentioning when it's only in onrario and very few other places

[@david_tran03]

MRrgv we have here in Quebec...

[@RyRo2]

Wait wait wait. Bagged milk is only in Ontario?????

[@Namayee]

Bagged milks are in Québec & NB lol

[@grapefruit03]

Wouldn't the milk spill out of the bag when you open it????

[@kielaney]

wait, do people pronounce it "poo-tin"?? I've always said "poo-teen"

[@kielaney]

+Alex matthew okay good because I thought I was going crazy LMAO

[@mathieuturgeon7122]

It's poutine

[@fg6193]

The French pronuniation is "pou-tin". The more east you head, the more common it get that it's pronounced like that in English as well.

[@kielaney]

+Francois Girouard I'm in southern Ontario so that's probably why!

[@fg6193]

I'm in NB. Used to live in Gatineau and it was generally pronounced that way too. I wouldn't be surprised if it's once you hit QC and pass it.

[@MyAlexVideos]

anybody else had that same pathways textbook? 😂

[@amandafawley8429]

I have it in french. Lol 😆

[@papabless5117]

It was my mousepad when I was in grade 9

[@Alexrbird]

+Amanda Fawley same

[@BrowntownSweets]

+Onion63 LMAO me too!!

[@joyceehoo]

Omg reminds me of high school days 🙄🙄

[@agatone7244]

Step 1: learn Swedish Step 2: use your swedish and discover that you ”Kan-nada”

[@RannonSi]

Perfect! :D

[@CTRL-ALT-DEREK]

Isn't that guy at 4:12 the same person from Linus tech tips

[@fluteskrillex78]

Yeah I swear it's him

[@spencersmallbridge1496]

Derek Bolch yeah nick van berkel check description

[@AndrewRollette]

It is berkel.

[@LiamConnolly1]

Ayy what's goin on its Nicky V

[@TheCinderDude]

I was like o shit yea

[@alfie5289]

My friend visited Canada last month and she told me that they are really pleasant to be around but they go into serious roadrages and her mother got flipped off multiple times xD is this true?

[@lazycat3179]

m0cha Yes.

[@miriambentley2087]

How are we supposed to know what your mother went through. You should ask her if she’s lying

[@quinnlad2938]

We are nice everywhere except on the road

[@Jn42318]

m0cha yes it is

[@penek6088]

Maybe in Toronto

[@jcan0822]

‘The states’ is something that I hear everyday.

[@GavinRodger]

3:40 that entire scene was golden

[@ianmcpherson2171]

"DARN THE POLICE" 😂😂😂

[@Bacon-ys2xi]

Welcome to my county

[@RefrigeratedWaffles2]

English and French please!

[@richardtaylor3331]

Fun Fact: There are more people in California than all of Canada.

[@24karatHAMSTER]

Can confirm

[@Nic-od2nz]

And I'm loving all this free space

[@Ambir91]

Much better so, going to travel there next time #introvertvacations

[@leodanryan966]

There are more Americans in Canadia than in all of California. But I'm glad you are there!

[@richardtaylor3331]

Leo Ryan You want to try that again buddy because that made no sense.

[@ceciliarosa4047]

yay!!! btw anyone from Vancouver BC here??

[@adrienlevert8634]

Cecilia Olive vancouve before christ? was just a fucking forest

[@brittanysavoie7608]

they are from vancouver

[@trishapuxsupachat5349]

I live there for 5 yrs and... 1 cm2 of land cost your whole life savings

[@medinakhan6956]

girl gamer yeet me

[@BLiTZ_n_BoLT]

✋🏼

[@TheBuilder06]

Tim Hortons, thats what you missed bro

[@livelyyy2400]

Diego Revilla Rubiera no they put it just didn’t mention it.

[@gabrielmyrick9856]

They ate timbits

[@xman9354]

just eating it for 4 secs isn't enough. Tim's is our life here

[@arctic_shadow578]

@@xman9354 except now there calling the police for people in the parking lot

[@bladerunner4158]

the poppy thing Is so true

[@danielleavesley1117]

34 years I've been wearing one I've never had a problem

[@kyrendebrags2124]

+Daniel Leavesley same

[@anna-michellethivierge6004]

I was taking of my winter coat once and my poppy scratched the length of my thumb. I have a little scar there now. The poppy thing made me smile

[@lifeofaldwin]

Buy one of the ones you pin on or just put the pointy end outside your shirt :P

[@happyhelicopter6764]

I just put a piece of an eraser on the end but if I forget to do that I just want to take it off but I don't

[@dane9278]

Before you become Canadian you need to get the hockey thing down

[@georgevarghese3317]

I hate hockey and I'm Canadian as fuck.

[@neljetski1073]

George Varghese then your not canadian as fuck

[@nettart4924]

I love road hockey

[@rachelcarson2363]

BODY BREAK AND SLEEP COUNTRY GET ME EVERYTIME

[@theexperienceguy2260]

Its always the house hippo for me lol

[@seanryan4544]

the house hippo used to be such a big thing. everyone knows sleep country and alarm force

[@keltieryan]

also remember the war amps commercial where the robot got his arm cut off? scared me every time as a kid.

[@livelyyy2400]

The “sorry” in 5:00 was SPOT ON! Lol

[@ket451]

I didn't even hear that. I'm just used to hearing it so it's just speech for me, eh?

[@alexandragiesbrecht7270]

lol we wear poppies in the uk to (obvs) I've never been stabbed like howww😂😂

[@midgel3522]

Yours have little green wires whereas ours have a sharp, angled pin.

[@alexandragiesbrecht7270]

Midge L oh ow haha

[@davidoneill2081]

Alexandra Giesbrecht we wear em in the us to

[@emcaswell2596]

Nah it’s just Canadian poppies that are out to get us

[@theoheiland6807]

Why would you wear a stupid poppy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kylemcneill5751]

Thank u for this vid... it made me have goosebumps of how great it is to be canadian

[@paulkhayet4589]

Underrated channel

[@DiscoverWithDima]

Right? After all these years, I'm still shocked they're not at a million subs yet

[@DozIT]

+DiscoverWithDima I think regular uploads would help them a lot, also I find Canadian channels don't get as famous!

[@kenfernando7878]

+ReadyToGo vanoss?

[@paulkhayet4589]

Ken Fernando Justin bieber?

[@carlbole2142]

ice fishing,snowmobiling,quading, curling, winter golf and swampskimming(sandy lake)

[@twoponypals1504]

0:07 YAY OILERS! also Americans don't know what they are missing. Ketchup chips.

[@bornfromfire9379]

yes ketchup chips are very delicous!!!

[@Tylerboyd2001]

All dressed are one of my favourites

[@rarjumbo9952]

Two Pony Pals Hell yea OILERS ARE DA BEST

[@utesmall2981]

Two Pony Pals Ya your right oilers are da best

[@chocolatier5651]

Two Pony Pals Can you send me some? :)

[@DuckDroid]

and now, Canadian french: normal french: "oui", Canadian french: "ouain". Normal french: Auto/vehicule, Canadian french: "Charr". its 100% clear that here in Québec, french got f*cked up.

[@tearsnboots]

Tbh French changed less here than in France. Also char is from chariot. Notice char vs car.

[@magicturbo9]

My French Canadian partner, her family, and myself use the term ouay and sometimes slur that into w-ay

[@blueyfonfeder9018]

Zellers closed 😭😭😭😭😭

[@kedamono639]

It's Sears now.

[@LisaDeeCanada]

I know! I still miss it

[@sweetsandman]

two are still open

[@sweetsandman]

+Eva James ones in Ottawa, and the other is in a mall

[@fucklife3947]

I loved it :(

[@Raven_inator]

sleep country canada has been stuck in my head for years so glad im not the only canadian with that experience

[@1000greenday]

toronto is its own region lmaaooooo

[@CharlieND]

Yeah

[@jellybrown]

Maddy Quail nobody lives in the rest of Ontario (excluding Ottawa and Niagara Falls)

[@boblogman971]

"If you kill your enemies, they win."

[@opetrescu]

The proper snow shoveling technique must be relearned every year.

[@user-xd6vu1md5f]

you literally made me realize what i did wrong on my test i did today about the regions. lol

[@veganmasterchef1069]

4:07 is that Berkel from Linus tech tips? I actually met him once haha!

[@Mayushii3]

RIGHTTTTT

[@randyzhu9705]

Lol same

[@helmeri]

That might be Nicky V

[@Hypnodog_]

He's also at 3:47 :P

[@jona623e]

yeah. but what is he doing in this video? xD

[@JackBauerDev]

How long has Tim Hortons been prime minister for?

[@FurballHero]

Just got elected, he's a feminist too.. quite sad really.

[@aaangelaaa]

Since he received his honorary Double Double degree.

[@FurballHero]

Angela Bi He finally got it? is that with milk or cream? And a minor in Boston Cream no?

[@aaangelaaa]

Yeah I think so, the newspapers also mentioned something about a Chocolate Chill doctorate too. Wow, Hortons is a great prime minister, isn't he? Also, what are your thoughts on the cafe Justin Trudeaus? Don't they serve great Cabinet Gender Equality?

[@FurballHero]

I disagree actually, Mr. Sub was much better - at least he didn't throw billions of timbits willy-nilly at whoever wanted some.

[@callummcginn4675]

instead of lays chips on the commercial one, u guys should have done Old Dutch

[@goofyboi7061]

Bud u barely said anything about tim hortons and that pretty much 99% of our culture

[@mjmcadam7490]

Yes

[@justseffstuff3308]

He should say sorry for it at least a dozen times.

[@kaelanklessens4964]

The amount I’ve had Tim’s and said "eh" in the last week can confirm we Canadians are stereotypical weather we know/ like it or not 😂😂

[@justseffstuff3308]

Wyatt Who cares about the vegan burgers? All most people go there for is the donuts anyways

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@justseffstuff3308 It's doughnuts not donuts

[@jimcejka4216]

I found one glaring omission...the eternal debate aboot Molson or Lablatts

[@CDNinATL]

Ahhh yes....the eternal debate continues... lol

[@heckler73]

Labatt's BLUE >> Molson Canadian.

[@kayt5622]

Molson, obviously

[@hurricanefalcon1287]

Molson. Lablatt isn't even sold where i live

[@BB351]

Molson ICE...or Molson Bourbon infused...or ....never mind...

[@fbrodie7428]

Okay you need, I repeat NEED to know the Canadian Anthem.

[@oliverbuchanan6130]

Oh Canada! The land of the maple leeeafff!

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Fuck national anthems. Patriotism is for sheep.

[@andrewniedziela]

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[@renewedsatsuma6655]

She wont be loving justin since the blackface incident eh

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

It's her problem lol 😄

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@rickdu705 For once I can say Justin Bieber is better looking then Justin Trudeau lol 😄

[@niamhgreatdane]

My canadian indian boss didnt think anything wrong with it. Just snowflakes have a problem

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@niamhgreatdane Excuse me. Watch fcking attitude before you call me and my fellow Canadians "Snowflakes" 😠😠

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@niamhgreatdane It's people like you that should not have a place in Canada. Please don't disrespect my people!!!😠😠

[@markvalenzo]

hey, its whats his name from linus media group!

[@HuhEman]

berkel

[@tannelp]

Nicky V

[@chason935]

+tannelp YES

[@HamudiChi]

I knew I would find you haha

[@daviddrobner6152]

Berkel

[@sxaar9774]

0:21 I DIED HAHAHA

[@alexandra287]

"aye, again i spilled the mustard on my favourite shirt." oh boy….

[@jefferythornton9850]

it was probably the nicest thing aboot that Montreal Canidiens shirt

[@tonystark341]

I hated when that happens !

[@TheNetherLord5240]

my school still uses that pathways socials book

[@alliefennell983]

He had on an Oilers shirt ❤️❤️❤️

[@debla6141]

defuk is a "poo tin" its pronounced POO TEEN

[@debla6141]

lol ok now i get it but im still not used to these fancy ass french names

[@mevofr]

Yeah the sound is longer in "teen" compared to the second part of "Poutine" in French, which would indeed sound more like "tin"

[@etattainments]

LOL POO TIN

[@datlad35960]

I love having Putin in my mouth. Ever since I saw him shirtless on a bear.

[@Emily-wh2lz]

No it's poutin if your French and pouteeeeen if you're English. I'm French Canadian so...

[@nova-is5np]

I think I'm probably the only Canadian here.

[@eddy6969100]

no you're not lol , im from quebec !

[@stellasmyslo4957]

No way! Saskatchewan person here!

[@nova-is5np]

Well, so far im the only person from Toronto

[@erikclaesson2364]

MacAttack I'm from Ottawa, you aren't alone bud

[@meloncooler1252]

Wait, there's people in Saskatchewan?

[@drewschieman1741]

Watching this on Canada day in 2020 😤🥳🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@maritzasnyman8142]

Plus Canada day was amazing as usual did you see the big firework show? 🇨🇦

[@jordanabendroth5568]

Happy late Canada Day from your neighbors down south!

[@ItsDonutHD]

$17.38 I see what you're doin fam.

[@ChannelSuperFun]

EASTER EGG UNLOCKED

[@bloh12345]

Don't get it 😓

[@SoCalCanuck85]

is that you, dennis? HAHAHA

[@sheepinspace9983]

it's from the song where that dude sings "1738"

[@azags1097]

should have been $19.67 LEAFS SUCK

[@Awesomeless]

Step 100 know the difference between Poutine and Putain XD

[@LB-ou8wt]

Unless you speak French where they pronounce Putin EXACTLY the same as poutine.

[@LB-ou8wt]

I speak French, I apparently just can't read. haha.

[@rashkavar]

French from France or French from Quebec? The two languages diverged around the conclusion of the Seven Years War in North America (in other words, when Britain annexed New France). They've kept enough parity in the language that they're still quite similar, but we've still had the French President tell our Prime Minister (who was, at the time, born and raised in Quebec and thus more fluent in French than English) to please speak English because the French he spoke was harder to understand.

[@LB-ou8wt]

I'm French Canadian from outside of Quebec, but have lived in Paris.

[@mevofr]

rashkavar I guess it was just an accent problem then.

[@samlarner7165]

This is my kind of video because I'm from canada

[@sharkygoalie2915]

People think we always have snow but we don't only in November-December and its really nice here in Canada.

[@woogie2027]

In Australia we also wear poppies for our soldiers

[@tonystark341]

Yeah, but do bleed for them ?

[@pissstain5618]

Same as America

[@LongBarrel]

that Canadian Tire money doe

[@MarcoGruber]

Hey, it's Berkel from LTT... :-D t'sup Berkel?!

[@ChannelSuperFun]

asuh

[@rahulr03]

Wow, ChannelSuperFun actually responded to your comment. +69,420 internet points to you

[@MarcoGruber]

+RahulR Hey what can I say, they are cool dudes... they appreciate being recognized. :-P

[@rahulr03]

Marco Gruber they sure do :D

[@matthewgasparin7000]

2:25 yeah that’s the same social studies textbook that I used!