How to be a Millionaire | Ordinary Guide

[@LordTactusMe]

It's an old anecdote in my country. People sit in audience hall, attending "how to become a millionaire" coaching session. One person appears on the stage and asks: 'How many of you are here today?' 'There are 1000 seats here, sir!' - someone from the auidience replies 'And how much does one ticket cost?' '1000$, sir!' - another one says 'Great, thank you for coming!'

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

So true. :) But the trick is to get the hype and to con already rich yet gullible people to spend their money on your lessons. These people don't con our kind of folks, they con smaller enterpretaurs who can afford to spend 2500$ on such a lesson.

[@_thechosen]

@@SwiftNimblefoot Worse than that is they also con average joes to spend their savings on their program.

[@incongruous4]

@@SwiftNimblefoot these people buying into these courses aren't rich, they're poor and dumb and think spending their life savings on these courses will be their ticket to the life of their dreams

[@Damesanglante]

@@_thechosen Even worse than that, they also con people in countries that their money is worth pennies. So a 2500$ session is their lifetime savings.

[@bingflosby]

Andrew tate:

[@burunduk6420]

Right, so I become a millionaire by teaching others how to become one

[@OrdinaryThings]

bingo

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

I guide others to a treasure only I can possess

[@DriscolDevil]

And to do that you just find really fancy ways of telling them to save more money than they spend.

[@ristekostadinov2820]

r/wallstreetbets is here to help you, you either going to become milionaire in no time or seat by the dumpster

[@pedrofellipe8028]

@@plutarchvonpluto6439 the perfect motto lol

[@lastcaptainbonk]

Got recommended a “4 steps to $1M” ad. Classic.

[@wilhelmrk]

Same but in German

[@fififiz]

More like " 4 steps to $-1M "

[@yolocakes7358]

Me too

[@Apeofd00m]

You watching a video about rich scam artists? How about getting scammed yourself? No? Shame.....

[@gupoll]

SAME

[@Irrkie]

First I was confused why he shat on France so much, but then I remembered that he was English..Classic

[@jamesgatz5301]

Does one need a reason to shit on France? It’s basically human nature.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Correct!

[@harveyrouen4655]

@@jamesgatz5301 GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

[@Irrkie]

@@BIGMRTHEIS200 He has an english accent and never mentioned being Australian, so i don't don't know where you got that from..

[@jd.3246]

@@BIGMRTHEIS200 He's a brit, and a proud one

[@AURush95]

The "aside from looking like a sexual harassment lawsuit someone wrapped in skin" line almost made me choke on my water

[@a.gordon.1385]

Ah, the old scam "get money fast" says the advert "send £20 to find out how" And what you get back instructs you to put out an advert just like the one you responded to.

[@iulian844]

aah, classic.

[@fikrifahrizal482]

and the loop start

[@pepsicola4718]

We did it guys. Poverty is no more.

[@blakksheep736]

I love your name and pfp.

[@ichibanmanekineko]

You're humour is so on point! So pleased Internet Historian pointed me your way. Hope the flood gates open for you man. I was in fits of giggles throughout :))

[@OrdinaryThings]

ah thanks man. that means a lot. there's gonna be another one like this soon(ish) - How to See the Future

[@ichibanmanekineko]

@@OrdinaryThings honestly it was from the heart. Can't wait for the next video- I'm currently watching every video on your channel and giving the thumbs up, you know, for the algorithm... ;)

[@timeoftheend9516]

@@OrdinaryThings please expose kpop and its agenda for us (and bts too) thank you very much

[@Coastfog]

@@timeoftheend9516 yeah, and after that, please expose how big aluminum is lining their pockets with the hard earned welfare checks of conspiracy nuts!

[@Erin-bd6jg]

"Fits of giggles" I'm not in America anymore.

[@Momohhhhhh]

Ouch, Cardone clumsily addressing the empty seats actually made me physically recoil

[@dootnoot6052]

"You don't hate me, you just hate yourself" Honestly, gotta respect the confindence

[@pseudonymmcfakename7548]

Why not do both?

[@BGatts666]

It looks more like an attempt to get an emotional reaction (manipulation if you prefer) than a show of confidence.

[@KingSlimjeezy]

"well, he's got me there"

[@Coastfog]

Pretty sure I hate him at least as much as myself

[@only1thatmakessense]

Well i dont hate him or myself.

[@amandasupak]

I literally cannot watch this channel while eating or drinking food because I'm afraid I would choke while laughing! Keep it up!

[@OrdinaryThings]

this is the highest compliment...thank q

[@Coffeezilla]

thumbs up for Xenu! Great video, subscribed!

[@OrdinaryThings]

legend. Xenu be praised

[@mysteryguitarrkidd]

@@OrdinaryThings Can’t you two guys collaborate? @Coffeezilla

[@Rutgo]

I'm so glad I found this channel, your content is so damn good. I read Charles Ponzi's autobiography a few years ago. He wrote it while in prison, and the entire book is basically him saying "I would have paid everyone back if they had just left me alone."

[@OrdinaryThings]

ooh. that sounds really good. Sounds like a fascinating read.

[@dogchaser520]

Crazy how the guy named Ponzi came up with a Ponzi scheme, but didn't think, "uhhh, isn't this a Ponzi scheme? It literally has the same name as me, maybe I shouldn't do it" Make's you think, huh.

[@dawnreneegmail]

@@OrdinaryThings 15:36 did I miss you? I adore your dry as dust sometimes dark humor with a twist, sir may I have another⁉️Here's all my cash, seriously if you're still up and running I'm there.( wondering what your day job is.) Here's the cash💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 there's gotta be more topics you'd like to discuss with us. Off to catch up on more of your content.🎉🤶🏻💰

[@RockSolitude]

I might add, much of hollywood, almost all modern mainstream hiphop, lots of modern music that just blows up, lots of KZbinrs and vloggers, lots of e-celebs and e-boys and e-girls, lots of streamers, Instagram as a whole and much of modern American pop culture is steeped neck deep (if not all about) lifestyle marketing.

[@kopi6850]

They even used nostalgia boner just to convince people that this is a must watch because "hey this is a reference to an old movie/music You must like it right??"

[@conors4430]

Exactly. And you will notice they are all convinced they got there because they alone tried, they alone dreamed, they alone are special. They rarely ever say, I was fucking lucky, I was in the right place at the right time, I had connections and I stepped on every cunt in my way to get here

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

@@kopi6850 Nostalgia can sometimes be so dangerous

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

e-celebs? What does that even mean?

[@RockSolitude]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 similar to e-boy or e-girl but non-gender-specific and much more generalized. Like an influencer I suppose.

[@OrdinaryThings]

Thanks for watching folks! These new youtube rules about not making fun of people came in as I was finishing the edit. So, umm, enjoy it while it lasts! Please share, like and comment while you can. Stay excellent, OG x. PS - If you want to know more about Dan Lok, I heartily recommend Coffeezilla's video on his scambiguity: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aoenmoCVhbKgkKM

[@justwatchinguboob]

Sexual harassment lawsuit someone wrapped in skin 🤣

[@skulyboy5258]

1:05 SLAYER!!!!!!!!!

[@mofire5674]

"Don't make fun of people" sounds like "Don't call out people for crimes, because they're probably paying us off"

[@doge-of-venice]

6:21 - 6:28 "Collaboration horizontale", (Horizontal collaboration), according to Wikipedia, refers to the romantic or sexual relationship many French women had, or were alleged to have had, with members of the German occupation forces after the fall of France in 1940. The existence of these liaisons had been a major reason for young men to join the French resistance.

[@okaywhatevernevermind]

so french incels only joined the resistance after learning sigma nazis were fucking their girlfriends… /sarcasm

[@shadowofseattle1338]

Lol imagine getting cucked by nazis

[@maddogmcgruder5435]

I found this dude yestarday talking about sodas and shit...subscribed instantly

[@ItsNotAProblem]

Same I found him yesterday talking about Nestlé and now I'm binge watching all his videos

[@yootooooooob]

Join the church of Ordinaryism today

[@OrdinaryThings]

Everyone will be given a pair of bootcut jeans and a sparkling water at the door.

[@Sanscripter]

I wonder who this used to be...

[@Dong_Harvey]

@@OrdinaryThings can I have unsparkly water?

[@Syrax21]

@@Dong_Harvey I’ll have the unsparkly water too but in a sparkly bottle please

[@memento316]

TM

[@EoThorne]

I just had the biggest giggle-fit at your dreamer scene. You're a gem!

[@OrdinaryThings]

ah thanks! glad you're enjoying

[@quinncasey120]

This channel deserves so many more subscribers. Great stuff!

[@DrGandW]

If everyone watches this channel being a millionaire won’t be special anymore.

[@sergedotcom]

Its getting there. Seen 20k in 2 days and 1k in the last hour!

[@Pete_Finch]

@@sergedotcom definitely, the all-knowing KZbin algorithm recommended one of Ordinary Things' videos to me two days ago and I've binged probably 20 of his vids since then. I think I'll watch the algorithm one next.

[@BillClinton228]

How to become a wealth guru. 1) Pretend to be much richer than you actually are. 2) Tell people that you have "the secret" on how to get rich quickly. 3) Charge people insane amounts of money for a "special" course that is only available to a select few. 4) Tell anyone who questions your motives that they are not in the right head space and if they arent making money its because something they are doing wrong. 5) Become rich from all the money you collect from all the suckers.

[@cormacslevin5398]

It's not great stuff, it's ordinary stuff..

[@boredenthusiast8169]

It gave me chills when he says "people want to believe something, they'll fall for anything", which still rings true to this day.

[@GookSquadGaming]

Thanks bro just watched this video and some Nigerian prince is giving me a million. Success does pay off

[@comicog3]

The screaming dude is what happens when you combine the intensity of fight club with the money hunger of wolf on Wall Street

[@acidset]

And the pringles guy

[@EthanL21800]

@@acidset and colonel sanders

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

Love the traditional, backhanded digs on France. I'm always fascinated in how a group of people can hate each other for so long that the feeling seems to instinctually pass down.

[@AA-hg5fk]

This isn't unique to England and France, it happens the world over e.g. Chinese and Japanese people

[@harperwin3553]

Most underviewed youtuber strikes once again

[@Reknilador]

So in conclusion, to get rich you either gotta: murder people, trick people, or come from a family who has done one of those two things or both

[@binkibonko69]

you don't have to, but it helps a LOT

[@Facerip]

Hey now, you could also win the lottery!

[@christianriddler5063]

You can also just come up with something really marvelous, sell it and become a billionaire from the profits.

[@Facerip]

@@christianriddler5063 That’s not how people become billionaires.

[@christianriddler5063]

@@Facerip Rockefeller pretty much created the oil industry and discovered the best method of exploiting that resource. He became a billionaire. MacDonalds are also billionaires as well as Elon Musk and many other self made billionaires. All of them invented a method or a technology that allowed for huge improvements in the world's industries. The founder of Amazon was a newspaper boy and the founder of Microsoft was a nerd sitting in his little garage tinkering with computers. Now they are both billionaires.

[@BenJovi290]

Dude, I love your delivery and script, you got me laughing in the most unexpected moments. I know this is an old video but you still got the chops even today which shows you truly care about the content you put out. That makes your channel an absolute gem! Cant wait to see you at 1M subs and beyond!

[@Flyingwalrus42]

Dude went from 80k subs to 100k within 2 days, on his way to being part of this videos topic

[@sarah3796]

I love watching it jump up

[@ViiZedek]

I will NEVER be rich. I’m too honest for that Great channel bro

[@bluegiant13]

Why? Ethical wealth creation is possible. You have to provide value for money. It is what happens in restaurants, stores, and services all the time.

[@johnnybensonitis7853]

@@bluegiant13 True, but I'm pretty sure that was meant as a cheeky sort of joke comment rather than actually equating wealth to honesty.

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

@@Nov1706 ... or to get Cool-Aids enemas from the pitcher big man himself...

[@NickYankee95]

@@Nov1706 "Poverty mindset" that's BS and you know it. The "power of positive thinking" etc, is all a bunch of malarky. There is no evidence for it.

[@NickYankee95]

@@bluegiant13 Those examples don't make massive wealth discussed in the video, the only way to become massively wealthy is to exploit something, nothing about multi-millionaires or billionaires is ethical

[@elijahmonroe1367]

Step 1: Extort Labor

[@ldblokland463]

You forgot Step 0: Have Rich Parents

[@C4lmaria]

Alternative step 1: Be a billionaire

[@wargin7049]

Holy crap the irony, right as you started in to the section on millionaire “advice” videos I got an add that was literally just that

[@jmarra07]

I'm so happy I found this channel. Did it through the Internet Historian. Glad there's someone out there like that to give this channel a push. You deserve like 2 million subscribers. Fantastic stuff

[@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr]

Why have I found you only now. This channel is amazing. Thank IH for sending me here! Great work and I really enjoy your collabs as well! Hope you get all the subs you deserve! :)

[@lukaz2040]

I'm adding this channel to my list of "I can't believe it has less than 1M subscribers"

[@oscars4608]

Your humour is perfectly British, and your content is a much needed breath of fresh air for my KZbin homepage. Thank you for the videos bro

[@RichardCheshire]

Anyone else get like 3 ads on how to become rich within a laughably short timeframe or start a passive income stream?

[@betamax1828]

Rich people get rich by being rich most of the time. Just look at the "job" of a socialite all they have to do is be rich with other rich people

[@lloydcoe9680]

This ^ doesn’t actually make any sense

[@ballista7367]

No that's broke people talk

[@dain644]

Myth. Most millionaires are self-made.

[@prettytgirl4446]

@@dain644 yea the statistics shows that but also consider that the definition of self made is very subjective. Consider how Kylie Jenner or considered a self made billionaire

[@coleball6001]

A socialite has never been a job, it's just a person who attends high society functions regularly. Most socialites usually come from rich and aristocratic families. That doesn't mean they're not knobs, especially Beau Brummell.

[@nat6704]

Second video Ive seen from this channel and its earned a subscriber. I love your ability of being able to explain the bigger picture of situations.

[@OrdinaryThings]

Awesome, thank you!

[@KudosToYou]

This was a brilliant video! I've been a fan since your first vid and they keep getting better!

[@OrdinaryThings]

ah thats awesome. thanks for sticking around!

[@DK-nv9zu]

Suddenly some of GTA’s characters don’t seem so over the top

[@adiosbahamas397]

Brucie kibbutz flashbacks intensify

[@nimkiibineshi24049]

Which ones

[@liamberthou-lochet6880]

"Collaboration horizontal" 10/10 nailed the italian accent

[@AA-hg5fk]

*French.

[@cudnabiljka5675]

This was amazing, you're amazing

[@OrdinaryThings]

thanks Čudna, I always appreciate your positivity

[@sunshinemortician5931]

"You don't hate me you hate yourself" Damn right I do if I'm watching Dan Lok's videos. You really have to hate yourself for that one.

[@eoneillmor]

The slayer intro has earned you a loyal subscriber for years to come

[@cooler1303]

watched this for the second time i feel like youtube ads has its own sense of humor cause i got 2 different quick rich quick adds while watching this, love the video cant wait to see your mask video tommorow

[@Elemtree]

The only scam here is how underrated your channel is. Seriously great videos and humour, I hope the algorithm picks you up more my good sir.

[@pwnomega4562]

Rich people who feel the need to flex, when trying to "help" you aren't helping you.

[@Lina_92_]

I discovered your videos yesterday and have almost watched all of them, and I'm so happy that you've gained 12,000 new subscribers in that time. Bless the algorithm gods for deeming your amazingly original content worthy of reaching this many new people in such a short amount of time. I hope this continues for you!

[@TalentfourDisruption]

Keep up the fresh, non-zipper related content my friend!

[@juliocalistenia7126]

i'm sorry to discover your channel almost in 2021, really good content!

[@lftw3754]

I've been an asshole all my life and I'm still poor. 😭 What an I doing wrong.... Love the videos! ❤️

[@McCoy-00]

Maybe you’re not trying trying hard enough

[@AlexParkYT]

The truth is that you have to exploit people and step all over them to become wealthy. Definitely wouldn't recommend doing that though.

[@tongpoo8985]

@@AlexParkYT not true, it's one way to get wealthy

[@PALACIO254]

Be more shifty and exploit the honest while pretending not being an asshole

[@theangrydweller1002]

I’ve definitely got to get into business. The place where Everyone’s an asshole and just waiting to get fucked.

[@2.7petabytes]

Well…… I’ve watched all of your videos, in no particular order and I must say, bravo! I dig what you do! Excellent cynical and hilarious take on many ordinary things!

[@semvicious]

Your MDMA impression was spot on didn’t expect that tbh You were missing the sunglasses tho

[@MutantForLife]

Binging your content over and over is so much joy

[@yniq9769]

7:55 i actually spit out my drink LOL

[@jerkstown2231]

You are seriously underviewed. Only found you last night and have watched at least 15 videos. Keep it up!

[@jojorulez11]

Your collab with the internet historian is the youtube way of hanging out with millionares. Following your guide truthfully i see :D

[@Jackofallspade]

I’ve been binging your videos recently, and as someone who has recently gotten tons of guru ads, this is my favorite one yet. Keep up the amazing work dude

[@hufass]

"anybody want a backrub?" the accuracy lmao

[@speakwithanimals]

every minute of your videos is so packed with lovely humor and quality edits. glad to have found my way here!

[@JohnMushitu]

"The easiest people to take money from are those are desperate to make more of it." Betting companies loved that

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

This intro is the best one so far, absolutely phenomenal

[@theFLCLguy]

Dan Lok is an alternate universe version of Kim Jong Un where North Korea becomes capitalist.

[@BoneMachine1443]

I worked at a hotel that rented space to one of these wealth-building scam events a couple times a year. They always booked rooms with like 20% fewer chairs than the number of tickets sold. So as attendees arrived and chairs ran out, hotel staff would have to add more seating; just a fun, pain-in-the-ass way to artificially make their event look more popular and successful.

[@ragoflex]

Discovered your channel a couple of days ago. Been watching non-stop. You are hilarious 😂😂 Amazing videos

[@TheEpicFace007]

I love hyper content. Thé duration is perfect and the subject is so interesting. Thanks for making videos

[@grantdrew2241]

The "i'm also a dreamer" bit is amazing

[@slozenger9000]

You have a real way with words. Subscribed!

[@jukes6741]

You're a legend, you're going to go far man keep up the good work.

[@OrdinaryThings]

Thanks dude! 'ppreciate it

[@samevans6063]

Your wit is spot-on is this. Love your videos

[@Cloroqx]

You only sang that Bently song to call him bent. Beautiful.

[@marcosotelo6620]

the 80's style suit is charming and suave, good vid lmao!

[@dannysdungareedanceoff8481]

"Take golden showers with super models" He knows 😂😂😂

[@jtgarcia181]

Bro you’re funny af, I love when you call people “ham faces”.

[@theemperorstarwarslegends8075]

So Dan Lok is L Ron Hubbard mark 2 and David Miscarriage. [Edit: Best auto correct ever.]

[@igitt426]

i swear to god this is the best channel youtube has thrown in my face sincei literally don't know when

[@leonardonascimentopires3043]

14:35 "If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way to do that would be start his own religion." I get very uneasy knowing this comes from the guy who *created his own religion* that, curiously, makes you ascend its ranks by paying exorbitant amounts of cash for generic courses that are supposed to make your life better... wait, I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...

[@_nelsoncarmona]

I've been on a binge of your videos. So happy to find your channel. Wonderful content.

[@one1blue]

Hilarious. I had no idea Cardone was a Scientologist. No wonder his grift game is so strong. It makes so much sense.

[@nfbconnect]

You are fantastic. I choked on my iced tea twice. Thanks!

[@eddominates]

1:04 I've never seen a better use of a slayer lyric

[@nimkiibineshi24049]

Goatse

[@alberthollow1737]

Your channel deserves a million x million views.

[@BevanWard]

OT: Im a millionaire Also OT: Wears his grandads suit

[@JasonWalkerTN]

This is outrageously well done.

[@OrdinaryThings]

ah thanks dude, one of my favourites

[@ebizfacts]

One of the best "fake guru" videos I've seen. Brilliantly done. Liked, subscribed and I'll include this in my newsletter later. Just a heads up: the link to your Patreon is broken in the description.

[@Spo8]

I absolutely love your videos. I'm watching back through them for probably the fifth time. Can't wait for the next one.

[@Ruthless_Robbery]

0:03 Nah you got more of a Geico caveman look going on. I'm literally never going to stop calling you one until you acknowledge my goddamned comments!

[@pranavflame]

Brilliantly ordinary, as always. Cheers!!! Edit: Not sure what would work best, but you should probably consider marking this video under whichever category best saves the video from shitty KZbin regulations. It has to be something NOT directed at children, and NOT controversial

[@OrdinaryThings]

Good shout. I think I've covered my bases with the COPPA stuff. But I am curious to find out if describing someone as a 'sexual harassment lawsuit wrapped in skin' constitutes harassment. lol

[@vDuzz]

i need to decide whether to watch this video or do my essay thats due. someone help.

[@OrdinaryThings]

Listen to your heart, I think you know what to do.

[@vDuzz]

@@OrdinaryThings oh well I have no choice then do I

[@beerdubbeerdub123]

CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED CHANNEL OMG

[@CreamyGoodness]

1:04 I'm a simple man. I hear Slayer, I click like

[@mwa1254]

Only just came across your channel. Liking what I have watched so far, subscribed!

[@genesisflix]

Liked the video at “thick milky strings of cold hard cash” 😂😂😂

[@mr.laqueash169]

best documentary channel on youtube

[@primarytrainer1]

During the credits dance you straight up look like Madeon from his ironing board DJ sets.

[@dorienmiddendorp]

You just really know how to make my day! Thanks for the great content!

[@Shot5hells]

Oh no I’ve watched this and now all of my ads are get rich quick schemes

[@EliotRecords]

Fantastic as always

[@OrdinaryThings]

thanks dude!

[@projectkiro5450]

“Jesus’s meth addicted cousin” bruh I just found you recently and your lack of filter brings me joy in my life where comedy is dying. Thank you 😂

[@gelmibson883]

Fantastic! One of your best!