How To Be A Mountain Biker

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@lorien544
@lorien544 5 жыл бұрын
You missed whenever you go anywhere without your bike you always say “man I should have brought my bike” or “this would be awesome to ride on a bike” whenever you’re hiking. This is what I do don’t really know if others do though
@ash100000000
@ash100000000 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, all the time.
@TriforceOfTheGods80
@TriforceOfTheGods80 4 жыл бұрын
You got bored of hiking & wished to mountain bike instead, unless you are photographing or taking more technical trails.
@williamgalloway4798
@williamgalloway4798 4 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time. I just can't go anywhere without wishing I was on my bike.
@eldelabicidecolores
@eldelabicidecolores 4 жыл бұрын
Morphololologis me haha
@Benjamin_Stuart
@Benjamin_Stuart 4 жыл бұрын
All the time
@ScottStedmanWritesMusic
@ScottStedmanWritesMusic 8 жыл бұрын
As I get further and further into this sport I periodically come back to this video and make a mental note of how many more of these checkboxes I'm ticking off. It's getting out of hand.
@kylewineteer33
@kylewineteer33 8 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@cartsmusic
@cartsmusic 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah, these guys nailed it!
@gigicameron7831
@gigicameron7831 8 жыл бұрын
literaly my life
@how8765
@how8765 8 жыл бұрын
Lol I follow you on pinkbike
@cornpuffs9621
@cornpuffs9621 8 жыл бұрын
Scott Stedman same, i just got a new espresso machine. Im lacking enough flannel shirts and... And i dont have friends so im lacking the edit and photos.
@milesmiller6505
@milesmiller6505 4 жыл бұрын
2:26 Did anyone else have a blurry screen and a ringing?
@connorsault3178
@connorsault3178 4 жыл бұрын
yeah wtf is that lol, watched this video loads of times before and it's never been there before
@Hiztry
@Hiztry 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Juan-wh5le
@Juan-wh5le 4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@alienfromarea5115
@alienfromarea5115 4 жыл бұрын
WTF
@UltimateMTB
@UltimateMTB 4 жыл бұрын
@@connorsault3178 what was there before?
@GHOSTKILLER1011
@GHOSTKILLER1011 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize this was 6 years old definitely still applys to 2020
@SnowShackboy
@SnowShackboy 3 жыл бұрын
And in 2021
@federicomoro5277
@federicomoro5277 3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting next year to write
@bikeman8361
@bikeman8361 3 жыл бұрын
Except for 26 inch rims (Unless your talking about dirt jumpers)
@MrM0nKey79
@MrM0nKey79 3 жыл бұрын
@@bikeman8361 how many new bikes still come in 27.5?
@bikeman8361
@bikeman8361 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrM0nKey79 True, but there are still more than 26 inch
@quinnbrussel1352
@quinnbrussel1352 8 жыл бұрын
You missed saying "sick" and high-fiving at the end of the ride.
@melanielincoln3522
@melanielincoln3522 6 жыл бұрын
Quinn Brussel Or saying "you ready" before each ride and then fist pumping everyone in the group followed with "YEWWW" shortly after
@tlf.
@tlf. 5 жыл бұрын
And some brofist
@domiy13
@domiy13 6 жыл бұрын
WTF...I started riding 6 weeks ago and this video is already a massive truth bomb LOL
@christopherdavidson17
@christopherdavidson17 5 жыл бұрын
You and me both... Just got my bike 2 months ago and so many things hit home
@CavemanTravels
@CavemanTravels 5 жыл бұрын
@@christopherdavidson17 I started riding in in 2002 and stopped in 2004 because daddy didn't want to keep fixing my bike. Now I am about to turn 30 and I want to ride! ride ! ryde!
@samdekker90
@samdekker90 4 жыл бұрын
@@CavemanTravels hahaha I stopped at 18 when I found parties and alcohol. Turning 30 this year, and just recently got back into it. So much seems to have changed since then!
@greedfox7842
@greedfox7842 4 жыл бұрын
ayuh... started because of the shutdown. been less than two months, I have a $6k bike, both shins are constantly bleeding, and I say send it all the time now.
@FireBlade57
@FireBlade57 4 жыл бұрын
@@samdekker90 Same. 30 seems to be the magic age...
@thatguythatdoesstuff7448
@thatguythatdoesstuff7448 7 жыл бұрын
The most ubiquitous phrase ... "SEND IT" ... is egregiously missing from the list.
@devonasher7857
@devonasher7857 6 жыл бұрын
ThatGuyThatDoesStuff i think this video came out before that Canadian guy on his snowmobile went viral.
@wanderingcalamity360
@wanderingcalamity360 5 жыл бұрын
Traditional military term for calling in artillery or air strikes.
@mks2375
@mks2375 5 жыл бұрын
No beacouse is to special for us that is sin to say it if is necessary
@sushirolle401
@sushirolle401 4 жыл бұрын
ThatGuyThatDoesStuff where are the fisbums 🤜 🤛 ?
@fisherwoelke5435
@fisherwoelke5435 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but you have to shout it at the trailhead every single time you drop in
@phoenixalexander8310
@phoenixalexander8310 4 жыл бұрын
When he said, “have more scars on you’re shins than there are stars in the sky”... I looked down and I was like... well shit
@hamidsuljic7389
@hamidsuljic7389 4 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@alfiealderson8420
@alfiealderson8420 4 жыл бұрын
Same also
@loganthompson7722
@loganthompson7722 4 жыл бұрын
Also same
@JJ-pp6tz
@JJ-pp6tz 4 жыл бұрын
Well i have my work cut out time to try the biggest jump!
@that-one-serbian-boi615
@that-one-serbian-boi615 4 жыл бұрын
I remember my friend his legs are jesus crist like he walked in a pile swords, once he was going to his dad for weekend in a village near by and he asked if would like come with him and I said yes we went there and he was building a airsoft n bike storage and a sharp peace of wood hit him in the head I ran as fast as I could half of his face was covered in blood like a goddamn apocalypse is he said he was okay then he saw blood on his shirt he ran to the bathroom covers the cut with a towel and it didn't work he was still bleeding he got stitches
@JTAspra
@JTAspra 8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this just described my brother point by point... From stickers on everything to flannel, micro-Brewer beer to putting his wife and 1 year-old on a bike, fox shirts to nice events, the need for multiple bikes (although he's broke), turning bedroom into bike-room, carbon and wheel size obsession, video edits and go-pros. Freakin hilarious
@danielbigott
@danielbigott 7 жыл бұрын
JT Aspra can't believe I just saw this comment and laughed so hard...Just saw you downtown this morning haha hope your well
@bena3341
@bena3341 6 жыл бұрын
Yea my brother is exactly the same.
@jamesjdm
@jamesjdm 5 жыл бұрын
You missed, becoming unreasonably mad at hikers that walk 4 abreast and block the whole trail.
@kieranl8181
@kieranl8181 5 жыл бұрын
Especially on trails that have jumps back wheel hit someone head
@Chamieiniibet
@Chamieiniibet 5 жыл бұрын
@Bob Jones taken from a semi truck
@purplekillerpenguin
@purplekillerpenguin 5 жыл бұрын
And not getting their dog out of the way
@olaolaolaolaolaolaola
@olaolaolaolaolaolaola 5 жыл бұрын
Especially when you're riding a hiking trail 😂
@07tiffany78
@07tiffany78 5 жыл бұрын
If ure riding a hiking trail u shld give them the way
@quinndaniels4070
@quinndaniels4070 8 жыл бұрын
you forgot that if you ride mtb you have to hate on road cyclists at every occasion
@fatfuckhatesyou
@fatfuckhatesyou 8 жыл бұрын
Nah a real biker rides both.
@coen8323
@coen8323 7 жыл бұрын
Viking88 that's the funny bit hate on them even if you ride both
@hellothere507
@hellothere507 7 жыл бұрын
Step 0: be a fucking billionaire Step 10: become a millionaire
@NoNeedForLungs
@NoNeedForLungs 7 жыл бұрын
Yeap everyday I wake up I am making fun of my father's street bike (these wheels are like straws)😂😂😂
@BowlGOfficial
@BowlGOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
nah, you pity them
@anthonywalters7434
@anthonywalters7434 5 жыл бұрын
You missed: start out with an entry level hardtail and bite off way more than you can chew within the first two weeks by attempting a black diamond trail. Nothing like trial by fire
@garygilbert1127
@garygilbert1127 4 жыл бұрын
I knew I'd made a mistake within 2 weeks buying my first bike, I told myself I wouldn't be doing drops or jumps and a £300 hardtail would do me, waste of £300 lol
@sirbobvonfenwick
@sirbobvonfenwick 4 жыл бұрын
Where I like to ride they have the black diamond and double black diamond next to each other for jumps decided to ride the black diamond about 3 weeks after getting into mountain biking I landed a little sideways and nearly flew my self into the double black diamond
@greedfox7842
@greedfox7842 4 жыл бұрын
I mean... I bought a $6k full suspension, but my first ride on my first bike ever was a double black after a week of heavy rain. (kitsuma peak) I only ate it once... I didn't know the trail, and I saw a jump coming up, pre-loaded, launch was beautiful... fucking trail took a sharp right just behind the "jump" and I flew face first into the side of the mountain. luckily I only jacked up my front brake lever.
@anthonywalters7434
@anthonywalters7434 4 жыл бұрын
greed fox I hooked my tire on something mid corner and wrapped myself around a tree
@Fielder5757
@Fielder5757 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I'm guilty of this. Month 1 - buy a marlin 6 for £500 and rjn a black run, month 2, spend £300 on upgrades and still can't ride the black run. I'm now at month 3 where I sold it all and bought a Remedy 9 RSL
@thefastbanana296
@thefastbanana296 5 жыл бұрын
You missed buying a Toyota Tacoma
@quint2877
@quint2877 5 жыл бұрын
Thefastbanana 29 Seth?
@Arknights_enjoyer821
@Arknights_enjoyer821 5 жыл бұрын
Or a van
@thefastbanana296
@thefastbanana296 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not Seth, but on the right side in my profile picture is my cousin seth
@jcarlson2727
@jcarlson2727 5 жыл бұрын
or a 4runner...
@thefastbanana296
@thefastbanana296 5 жыл бұрын
dem trees my bad
@johnkinely3272
@johnkinely3272 8 жыл бұрын
As a mountain biker, this is way more accurate than expected
@benhess807
@benhess807 6 жыл бұрын
John Kinely same
@carlsmithburg3136
@carlsmithburg3136 Жыл бұрын
Same
@jakebraun6376
@jakebraun6376 6 жыл бұрын
I seen this video when I was just getting into the sport; I thought this was all fake. A year later, this literally describes my life
@sakulascrow1984
@sakulascrow1984 Ай бұрын
how‘s it going 😂?
@AN71H3RO
@AN71H3RO 4 жыл бұрын
Got into mountain biking a year ago and I love the self awareness of the scene and that you don't take yourself to seriously.
@katieshort.06
@katieshort.06 6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention mountain biking is a great way to lose weight! Your wallet will lose A LOT of weight and become lighter. An English friend even said that their wallet lost over 100 pounds!
@katieshort.06
@katieshort.06 6 жыл бұрын
This is a joke, I am Aussie and an English friend never said that, I made it up. Have a nice day! :)
@joaquinfriedman
@joaquinfriedman 5 жыл бұрын
Lol hahahhaha
@MaverickHistorian
@MaverickHistorian 5 жыл бұрын
700$? I just lost 20 grams!
@GiacomoMiola
@GiacomoMiola 5 жыл бұрын
Actually you don't lose weight with mtb
@inv_lucky1471
@inv_lucky1471 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theultimatefighter97
@theultimatefighter97 10 жыл бұрын
You forgot the energy drinks.
@dreadedmegmain
@dreadedmegmain 10 жыл бұрын
*bikers chanting about wanting Red Bull to sponsor them in the distance*
@2003dipfun
@2003dipfun 9 жыл бұрын
we want energy drinks. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@sonoflili8
@sonoflili8 7 жыл бұрын
Sarac Productions and the taco after the ride
@gabewilliams5993
@gabewilliams5993 7 жыл бұрын
ΤψΤ JOKER seths bike hacks 101
@user-oc2rh9ud5y
@user-oc2rh9ud5y 7 жыл бұрын
energy drinks are easily replaced by coffee before the ride and beer right after
@louisbryant2302
@louisbryant2302 8 жыл бұрын
spend 8 hours taking apart your bike and cleaning it
@m0rgancr0sby79
@m0rgancr0sby79 8 жыл бұрын
And not putting it back together
@louisbryant2302
@louisbryant2302 8 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha yea
@mauricioromanmunoz1828
@mauricioromanmunoz1828 6 жыл бұрын
Totally
@noneyabusiness5222
@noneyabusiness5222 5 жыл бұрын
My bike is is always dirty, even my hybrid bike is dirty! As long as everything works properly, I’m good!
@aamgdp
@aamgdp 4 жыл бұрын
"so you ride motorbikes" Every enduro racer knows this damn too well
@DiegoRuiz1991
@DiegoRuiz1991 3 жыл бұрын
Motorbike enduro is cooler than MTB enduro though... I've done both and it's better with an engine
@Gehajjs62727
@Gehajjs62727 3 жыл бұрын
@@DiegoRuiz1991 yeah, if you are going downhill on a mtb then do downhill.
@nihalahammed9137
@nihalahammed9137 5 жыл бұрын
Mind : watch the video .. Me : But I have already watched it.. ** Clicks on video ** 😂
@jdlowe2908
@jdlowe2908 5 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what happened to me
@charliehugo
@charliehugo 5 жыл бұрын
nihal ahammed same
@mattdj2152
@mattdj2152 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@lukesfishing8850
@lukesfishing8850 5 жыл бұрын
nihal ahammed haha same
@archerbald4834
@archerbald4834 4 жыл бұрын
JUST watch it.............................
@rafaelpasion6104
@rafaelpasion6104 8 жыл бұрын
You missed "Roast people with Walmart bikes"
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 8 жыл бұрын
well to be fair ... anyone buying a bike from a supermarket or hardware store seriously needs to be warned. These things are often so poorly made that it is dangerous to drive them. Some german TV channel once did a comparison, and put a 200€ bike in a bikepark. It took around one half ride until both brakes were completely wrecked and before the finish of the very first run, the fork broke into two pieces. So ... seriously, don't buy the very cheapest crap at anything related to your safety.
@IgorDz
@IgorDz 7 жыл бұрын
I bought a $90 walmart bike to learn trials and it is still alive after 2 seasons of harsh one-eighties. Brakes were pretty good too. But that's definitely an exception.
@victorsvidss
@victorsvidss 7 жыл бұрын
I actually have a $100 bike from Target lol and it's actually been pretty good, so far the only trouble I had with it was I had to replace its back wheel because it bent a little and the pedal because I tried bending it back by jumping on it lol
@XLine1336
@XLine1336 7 жыл бұрын
I once slipped out on ice riding my cheap Target bike when I was about 12, when I picked the bike up the rear wheel had roughly the same shape as a taco.
@hxruko5697
@hxruko5697 6 жыл бұрын
doc I
@Xilinjsh
@Xilinjsh 8 жыл бұрын
i am divorced, but soon i will get my new enduro bike... life is good
@asbjrnmelchiorhansen2007
@asbjrnmelchiorhansen2007 6 жыл бұрын
A wise man once told me: "Life is what happens after your first divorce brobeans"
@MrMikey1703
@MrMikey1703 6 жыл бұрын
@@asbjrnmelchiorhansen2007 A truly wise man indeed, as it is so damn true! If you can manage to keep your identity AND your first wife, then great, but it is rare. Truly awesome video btw.
@N8COR3Y
@N8COR3Y 5 жыл бұрын
Klasu 😂
@Chamieiniibet
@Chamieiniibet 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrMikey1703 why getting married in the first place?
@scottmorton21
@scottmorton21 4 жыл бұрын
I just started riding mountain bikes after a 25 year hiatus. I'm glad to see that nothing has changed.
@cameronclark2838
@cameronclark2838 9 жыл бұрын
Well I'm a Downhiller and I do love flannel shirts and I hate 29inch wheels and I love stickers and love coffee!
@PrimePixelHD
@PrimePixelHD 8 жыл бұрын
I'm an XC and small time enduro rider, love 29ers, own more checkered shirts then is socially acceptable for a European country and spend an inordinate amount on fair trade coffee. I guess somethings don't change across riders.
@derbar7928
@derbar7928 8 жыл бұрын
27.5inch for the winn
@chinonian7729
@chinonian7729 8 жыл бұрын
Im a downhill rider and I wear normal shirts...
@ranger5487
@ranger5487 8 жыл бұрын
How dare you!
@iamhung9384
@iamhung9384 8 жыл бұрын
26" for life.
@weeksMZ
@weeksMZ 9 жыл бұрын
After purchasing your bike you will immediately find it is no different than any other technology where as there will be a new model seemingly days after you buy your model. This model will be exactly the same but will seem more appealing.
@mjojrjr6231
@mjojrjr6231 7 жыл бұрын
Macaiah Snow Only the colour has change😂
@kutayarcan911
@kutayarcan911 6 жыл бұрын
M6000-7000 in a nutshell
@benu.6520
@benu.6520 6 жыл бұрын
You missed taking a picture of your bike leaning on something every time you ride.
@broken080
@broken080 5 жыл бұрын
BLAS shot! Required!
@trevorskates94
@trevorskates94 4 жыл бұрын
phantom stick plz
@ryanford5387
@ryanford5387 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats finding that perfect stick to stand your bike on
@8oliverraymond
@8oliverraymond 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure the dropper post is in it's highest position too..
@haydengowell2409
@haydengowell2409 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the countless hours we spend on talking about the dirt
@vermillionreptilian9871
@vermillionreptilian9871 3 жыл бұрын
i always talk about dirt with my gf and she has no idea what i’m talking about
@levibonnell7258
@levibonnell7258 7 жыл бұрын
Step 30: All your shopping is now done on Craigslist and or PinkBike
@clrlmiller
@clrlmiller 6 жыл бұрын
LOL, Carbon is your new addiction, it’s healthier than Cocaine but more expensive.... :) :) :)
@ChivasBarcelonaMex
@ChivasBarcelonaMex 4 жыл бұрын
Please don't snort the carbon
@andrewdewitt1320
@andrewdewitt1320 4 жыл бұрын
Lol anyone seen Danny Mckaskill ride up and down stairs with just carvon wheels not with tires?
@jackgraham2830
@jackgraham2830 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewdewitt1320 yes it took so long to break
@HeyJoeHUN81-PCRPGCommunity
@HeyJoeHUN81-PCRPGCommunity 7 жыл бұрын
"Step 16: Convert bedroom into bike storage" Very accurate shot film, lmao! XD :D
@darcysmith6152
@darcysmith6152 4 жыл бұрын
Who else has watched this a million times
@gavinavinger2544
@gavinavinger2544 3 жыл бұрын
me all the way
@cnt2c56
@cnt2c56 9 жыл бұрын
Buy a very expensive bike rack, there are probably no good places to ride near your house.
@SilkroadBower
@SilkroadBower 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha True Sh!t!!! xD
@giantteddybear3207
@giantteddybear3207 8 жыл бұрын
Unless you live in the Bay Area, it's awesome
@Mapl3Syrup
@Mapl3Syrup 7 жыл бұрын
CNT 2C56 I just put my bike in the back of whatever car I'm taking. For my jeep, I have to remove the back seat and take off the bike wheels and basically build a bike at the trail
@jackbeames7643
@jackbeames7643 7 жыл бұрын
Get a pick up or van
@clemj7928
@clemj7928 6 жыл бұрын
yeah shoreline is the best
@ifhtfilms
@ifhtfilms 10 жыл бұрын
Will we make it to one million?!
@JeremyGregson
@JeremyGregson 10 жыл бұрын
You're friggin right you will!
@Varak8e
@Varak8e 10 жыл бұрын
may be!!! your comment is too inspirative
@TerasiaEntertainment
@TerasiaEntertainment 10 жыл бұрын
done :D
@3Dbeard
@3Dbeard 10 жыл бұрын
done sir !
@reatartedvideosco2
@reatartedvideosco2 10 жыл бұрын
we did it
@MrSottobanco
@MrSottobanco 8 жыл бұрын
"How to be a politician". Show no mercy.
@josy26
@josy26 8 жыл бұрын
Pleasee
@Create_o_raptor
@Create_o_raptor 8 жыл бұрын
MrSottobanco an indian politician would be fun
@tntberol1
@tntberol1 4 жыл бұрын
Is it being wierd when it gets to step 18, like blurry with a single tone, then normal right at 19? Never been like that before.
@joshivix6641
@joshivix6641 4 жыл бұрын
Just happened to me and I saw nobody else talking about it
@jonameissner3132
@jonameissner3132 4 жыл бұрын
Too
@Adrianmunoz1234
@Adrianmunoz1234 4 жыл бұрын
There used to be a joke here that said “ this is a trap” and showed a lip/jump then said “ and this is a trap” and it showed one of them wearing a wig. Pretty sure either they censored it out or youtube censored it
@alexanderjordan6663
@alexanderjordan6663 4 жыл бұрын
Yea that was weird
@kgou1
@kgou1 3 жыл бұрын
yea its weird
@yuh6094
@yuh6094 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a great price, i just saved 20 grams!
@chrisreyes80
@chrisreyes80 7 жыл бұрын
You missed Drink an astonishing amount of energy drinks like: Red bull Monster Rockstar Full throtle Nos Sometimes gatorade Mega Energy Charge
@andrewgordonn
@andrewgordonn 5 жыл бұрын
EngineHead Commentates and bang
@B.A.512
@B.A.512 5 жыл бұрын
Then I will die sooner and cant get enough milage on the bike!
@warumdehbwoi
@warumdehbwoi 8 жыл бұрын
*walks away crying with hardtail*
@warumdehbwoi
@warumdehbwoi 7 жыл бұрын
GE90 hardtails for life
@Eebens
@Eebens 7 жыл бұрын
d55 *rides away with hardtail* theres nothing to cry about owning a hardtail. hardtails are the best
@warumdehbwoi
@warumdehbwoi 7 жыл бұрын
I know! I was joking because there was only full suspensions in the vid!
@Eebens
@Eebens 7 жыл бұрын
d55 oh, its all good then :D that was one of the fastest replies I have ever seen
@warumdehbwoi
@warumdehbwoi 7 жыл бұрын
Shady Vladimir I am extremely bored
@Merica735
@Merica735 4 жыл бұрын
"Although healthier than cocaine"... starts sniffing lines of carbon powder
@andrewniedziela
@andrewniedziela 9 жыл бұрын
Uses 200mm lens for close up of leaf. 😂
@sethgingerich2856
@sethgingerich2856 9 жыл бұрын
This is freaking funny cause it's like... Mostly true
@claytonhorvat7598
@claytonhorvat7598 7 жыл бұрын
Seth Gingerich I find it funny because I take it so seriously, and this glosses over it like my mom would. I'm happier that I take it seriously so I don't really mind other's opinions.
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 8 жыл бұрын
I literally just came back from the woods and cleaned my entire bike with a brush in order to be abled to put it back in my living room without turning every peace of floor in the house into wood flooring ... Maybe I should reconsider my life choices :D
@realmadridstyle
@realmadridstyle 5 жыл бұрын
Stryke LOL, i do the same thing. Sometimes i go to a carwash :P
@blyskawica1496
@blyskawica1496 4 жыл бұрын
1:29 edit with lenscap ? Sick
@jesserijzewijk7128
@jesserijzewijk7128 6 жыл бұрын
Bro, this video is good for people who love MTB.🤘
@tomrodgers6629
@tomrodgers6629 6 жыл бұрын
you nailed me with the going out fox shirt.
@no_handle_required
@no_handle_required 8 жыл бұрын
This is SO perfect. I mean, on all points. Damn, I gotta check myself.
@justinslabaugh7504
@justinslabaugh7504 4 жыл бұрын
Why have I watched this 10 times over the past 3 years?
@nikolaitownsend1239
@nikolaitownsend1239 3 жыл бұрын
Because it is still funny!
@rubenvandijk5902
@rubenvandijk5902 3 жыл бұрын
The production quality of this for 7 years ago is amazing
@Pozitivi
@Pozitivi 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ! 👌👌
@cristygott345
@cristygott345 9 жыл бұрын
I am a "Chick" Mountain Biker who rides as much, if not more, than my boyfriend. Both of our houses are overflowing with bikes, bike parts, bike clothing, bike racks, bike gear, bike shit! Every trip we take revolves around bike trails, and bike parks. Loved the video, and can relate to most of it!
@morecowbellmountainbiking3032
@morecowbellmountainbiking3032 4 жыл бұрын
"Now pick your favorite size and be a dick about it" That was the best part! I was dying.
@kEisuii
@kEisuii 3 жыл бұрын
I've been mountain biking since i was born- this is so true Also you missed the parts about crashing like face planting, rolling over a pine cone, rolling over rocks, Going over corners, falling off the side of the track, face planting and your bike landing on you and much more
@alexcourts3473
@alexcourts3473 10 жыл бұрын
This is amazing, I’m about 90% of that. Although you missed “owning enough spare parts to build a completely new bike”. Great video! Reply
@Hondeer
@Hondeer 5 жыл бұрын
"Is that a 29er? Ugh" MTB Industry: *Hold my Craft IPA*
@reno5298
@reno5298 10 жыл бұрын
No matter what your riding level or your frequency of riding, always buy the most expensive, mtb-specific outfit...try to look as factory as possible.
@panosr96
@panosr96 Жыл бұрын
steps 18 and 19 were my favorites
@yamaha11moss
@yamaha11moss 10 жыл бұрын
Wow good info i have been MTN riding a long time and never felt really part of the scene, now i know what to do to become the complete MTN biker thanks again.
@jesuisFORTIO
@jesuisFORTIO Жыл бұрын
2:25 jesus christ i tought my time had come
@matejhantabal235
@matejhantabal235 Жыл бұрын
bro fr 💀
@noelwiebe1996
@noelwiebe1996 Жыл бұрын
whats happened
@nightlust
@nightlust Жыл бұрын
It's the great calling
@mannenator
@mannenator 11 ай бұрын
same dude, i was home alone a shit and i thought i was gonna die
@tatumthetater-tot9556
@tatumthetater-tot9556 9 ай бұрын
it isn't there anymore though.
@flexibleman2366
@flexibleman2366 4 жыл бұрын
ok, this is literally my life. Every single thing in this video is totally accurate
@Maxcom12
@Maxcom12 2 жыл бұрын
i'm trying to get into the sport. i'll be adding this to my essential mountain biking tips playlist, thanks.
@monke4180
@monke4180 6 жыл бұрын
you missed "NO HELMET NO RIDE"
@geepuller1
@geepuller1 5 жыл бұрын
I think it was satire but I'm not sure.
@людкиублюдки
@людкиублюдки 5 жыл бұрын
Puzzy
@людкиублюдки
@людкиублюдки 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDylan518 ztupyd
@willbennett7107
@willbennett7107 5 жыл бұрын
NO HELMET NO RESPECT
@shadowxxe
@shadowxxe 4 жыл бұрын
@@willbennett7107 whenever you see a hotshot with no helmet berate them until they go home trust me it may not seem like it then Burt you may have saved that man life
@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy
@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy 9 жыл бұрын
The vid is perfect but you miss step 0 "be a fucking millionaire"
@117rebel
@117rebel 8 жыл бұрын
For real! Bicycles are ridiculously expensive!!!
@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641
@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641 8 жыл бұрын
+117rebel I spent 1800 on my dirt bike and has loved it since, idk how I even ended up on a mountain bike video
@fatfuckhatesyou
@fatfuckhatesyou 8 жыл бұрын
12k on my Enduro...
@martkregar9263
@martkregar9263 8 жыл бұрын
+Viking88 Which bike do you ride?
@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy
@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy 8 жыл бұрын
A EC2 king pro hahaha
@PureCarbon
@PureCarbon 8 жыл бұрын
It's true, all of it!
@DanBrando
@DanBrando Жыл бұрын
This vid was the case for me in the early 2000s lol some things never change. Great job!
@gipeproductions
@gipeproductions 10 жыл бұрын
forgot to say that the hospital is your best friend
@calebgriffard401
@calebgriffard401 Жыл бұрын
I was just watching a bunch of videos about horror and step 18 got me so on edge
@juliush3764
@juliush3764 10 жыл бұрын
You doesnt even reach the ROAD-Bike Parts... but as a fellow cyclist , I APPROVE! :D p.s: you forgot to mention MTB Hardtail! >:/
@ifhtfilms
@ifhtfilms 10 жыл бұрын
We didn't forget hardtails. It's in there! And you should probably watch our "How to be a Road Biker" video next.
@martin1649
@martin1649 8 жыл бұрын
you doesnt even english
@quantumlight4290
@quantumlight4290 8 жыл бұрын
+Martinus what?
@martin1649
@martin1649 8 жыл бұрын
Quantum Light he said "You doesnt even reach the ROAD-Bike Parts.." lol
@professorchaosX94
@professorchaosX94 8 жыл бұрын
north shore
@MissingLinkMTB
@MissingLinkMTB 4 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video to share it with people as I get them hooked on mountain biking, but always, always have to watch it again myself.
@malachihillyer9885
@malachihillyer9885 Жыл бұрын
Step 18 is my favourite.
@Stefiusz
@Stefiusz 8 жыл бұрын
Where can I find such an amazing forests like this one?
@Mario-fl6gl
@Mario-fl6gl 5 жыл бұрын
*laughs in global warming*
@LithicKing
@LithicKing 5 жыл бұрын
Northern Midwest and Pacific Northwest. Best forests in the country.
@ethandouglas3191
@ethandouglas3191 5 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm a mountain biker and started a KZbin chanel for it. Great video, so relatable! 😂😂😂
@dustbuster420
@dustbuster420 Жыл бұрын
This shred dawg! I'm stoked to watch the rest of your gnarly videos while I learn more thrashing MTB lingo.
@Arch-Seraphim961
@Arch-Seraphim961 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you get too confident and then crash in a result
@horusgarcia1
@horusgarcia1 3 жыл бұрын
And have nightmares about the crash.
@gerdpasemueller
@gerdpasemueller 11 жыл бұрын
30- start hating roadbikers 31- clean your bike every friday 32- think about suicide when you broke a part of your bike 33- break at least one of your bones 34- get a playlist of cool songs on your iPod which you hear while youre riding 35- laught about soccer 36- become hulk if some one touches your bike without your premisssion 37- watch the rampage 38- get an mtb-paragon this are the steps that are important for me (iam working on point 33)
@stefannico
@stefannico 11 жыл бұрын
done :D
@tom-qb4sc
@tom-qb4sc 11 жыл бұрын
yes 30,31, are ok not sure about the rest?
@OhSeaann
@OhSeaann 10 жыл бұрын
Im recovering from point 33
@yevheniimarchenko
@yevheniimarchenko 8 жыл бұрын
my favorite smell is that one from WD-40
@dirtyfox3489
@dirtyfox3489 7 жыл бұрын
Yevhenii Marchenko I think Balistol smeels better :D
@yevheniimarchenko
@yevheniimarchenko 7 жыл бұрын
Dirty Fotz brake cleaner
@dirtyfox3489
@dirtyfox3489 7 жыл бұрын
Yevhenii Marchenko hmm... brake cleaner is a little bit to strong :-/
@botondapro
@botondapro 6 жыл бұрын
Yevhenii Marchenko 8
@pierrebroccoli.9396
@pierrebroccoli.9396 6 жыл бұрын
I get that smell from working on my motorcycle too ) 2 products needed for servicing, WD-40 and Blue Locktight
@jarlfced
@jarlfced 3 жыл бұрын
Happy 8th Anniversary!! 🎉
@Dennis_S1000RR
@Dennis_S1000RR 5 жыл бұрын
Step 11: Remember to take of your lens cap while filming mountain bikers (1:29)
@jakubsmid392
@jakubsmid392 5 жыл бұрын
, 99rrgj9
@IgorDz
@IgorDz 10 жыл бұрын
Step 1 - check Step 2 - check ... Step 29 - check I thought I had at least some personality
@davesanders95
@davesanders95 8 жыл бұрын
you fit 28 stereotypes into 4 minuets. way to go! step 29 is the most important one.
@cooljacob3216
@cooljacob3216 7 ай бұрын
This video is still spot on for being a decade old
@mystery6404
@mystery6404 5 жыл бұрын
2:42 turn on captions
@JamesWilkinson08
@JamesWilkinson08 4 жыл бұрын
dont forget to binge gmbn
@starttofinishmtb1804
@starttofinishmtb1804 5 жыл бұрын
The smell of cedar is enhanced if you scratch it first BTW
@brekdakbanchamek6454
@brekdakbanchamek6454 2 жыл бұрын
This Video is What Made me So Addicted on Cross Country Biking!!! You don't know how kuch happiness I've Discovered because of this!
@larissap9267
@larissap9267 10 жыл бұрын
The Chick' Version (add ons to Original:) Taking pride in coveted Dirt Tan, bike shorts tan lines, bruised shins, calloused hands, owning large calves, and solid quads, unable to fit into women's jeans properly because you actually have muscles in your legs AND an ass! Teasing those with noob grease tattoos, raving about singletrack like it was a designer drug, eyes lighting up for blue anodized nipples, realising it's ok to 'farmer blow', gaining a huge collection of racing T-shirts that are too big for you cuz they're always mens sizes, checking rims, tires, nipples and tubes for grams, (rolling weight!!) mastering the art of home made energy bars, spending more cash on night lights than rent, making sure your boyfriend is mechanically inclined AND rides, so he can be training partner AND tech support at the races you're kicking ass in ~ and any city, town, hamlet you travel to ~ the first place you go is the local bike shop to meet your friends for life.
@--LZ---
@--LZ--- 8 жыл бұрын
1:30 the lens is closed to avoid dirt getting on, makes sense to do it , but I was disappointed.
@thomasstevens2853
@thomasstevens2853 8 жыл бұрын
you missed the bruising, cutting, scratching breaking, fracturing and scaring every part of your body that isn't covered when you crash.
@marcustrevor1883
@marcustrevor1883 8 жыл бұрын
And ligaments, lots of ligaments I just snapped my ACL on a pump track now I have to have an op
@mitchellneiss631
@mitchellneiss631 7 жыл бұрын
hey hermeez how's your leg doing now a days?
@tubesockets120v
@tubesockets120v 6 жыл бұрын
Alluded to when he said more scars on your chins than stars in the sky.
@renjisama4630
@renjisama4630 4 жыл бұрын
Hi from France ! I definitely love that video
@jamesireland2479
@jamesireland2479 10 жыл бұрын
step 11, Make sure you photographer friend takes the lens cap off
@milinchande2509
@milinchande2509 3 жыл бұрын
2:26 brought shit out of me!
@zj9griffin
@zj9griffin 10 жыл бұрын
My bikes more expensive then my car, I too have fox shirts and stickers, my mom is the same way, I rode non stop after my gf broke up with me. Lol spot on life of a mountain biker. Forgot one thing though. We always hate on road bikers. xD
@robynmcdonald49
@robynmcdonald49 4 жыл бұрын
I got my first bike 2 weeks old it was rad fun I love your videos I watch them every day you are the best
@JoshPricePlus
@JoshPricePlus 11 жыл бұрын
This is scary. Its actually me.
@caspar7370
@caspar7370 4 жыл бұрын
2:26 I’ve watched this 20 times but this is the first time I noticed this?
@vinniehall7020
@vinniehall7020 4 жыл бұрын
Yh I noticed that too
@androiduser8016
@androiduser8016 2 жыл бұрын
POV: you're looking into the comments to see what the blurry step 18 is about
@MangoMonster2007
@MangoMonster2007 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I watched a few times in the past but can't remember what it was
@FileCorruption
@FileCorruption Жыл бұрын
It was about a word similar to a slur against Trans Folk.
@if5315
@if5315 Жыл бұрын
This has been out for 9 years and I’ve watched this at least 5 times a year
@sikkco
@sikkco 10 жыл бұрын
How to be a Paintballer! That should be the next video you make
@mlgzombieplayer
@mlgzombieplayer 10 жыл бұрын
They don't play paintball
@sikkco
@sikkco 10 жыл бұрын
Do they only do the activities that they do?
@sikkco
@sikkco 9 жыл бұрын
"Step 2 fail to reload your hopper by dropping your paintballs on the ground"
@sikkco
@sikkco 9 жыл бұрын
"Step 5. Spend more money on Paintball gear than you do on your girlfriends birthday presents"
@Swaggerlin
@Swaggerlin 9 жыл бұрын
Joshua Clement Step 7, Go to PSP and spend even more of your retirement fund.
@benhorn3845
@benhorn3845 3 жыл бұрын
Step 18 the forbidden knowledge
@rickeyandres7891
@rickeyandres7891 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you sooooo much now I can be a freaking awesome mountain biker
@riggidybang
@riggidybang 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, this vid still holds up
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