You missed whenever you go anywhere without your bike you always say “man I should have brought my bike” or “this would be awesome to ride on a bike” whenever you’re hiking. This is what I do don’t really know if others do though
@ash1000000005 жыл бұрын
Yep, all the time.
@TriforceOfTheGods804 жыл бұрын
You got bored of hiking & wished to mountain bike instead, unless you are photographing or taking more technical trails.
@williamgalloway47984 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time. I just can't go anywhere without wishing I was on my bike.
@eldelabicidecolores4 жыл бұрын
Morphololologis me haha
@Benjamin_Stuart4 жыл бұрын
All the time
@ScottStedmanWritesMusic8 жыл бұрын
As I get further and further into this sport I periodically come back to this video and make a mental note of how many more of these checkboxes I'm ticking off. It's getting out of hand.
@kylewineteer338 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@cartsmusic8 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah, these guys nailed it!
@gigicameron78318 жыл бұрын
literaly my life
@how87658 жыл бұрын
Lol I follow you on pinkbike
@cornpuffs96218 жыл бұрын
Scott Stedman same, i just got a new espresso machine. Im lacking enough flannel shirts and... And i dont have friends so im lacking the edit and photos.
@milesmiller65054 жыл бұрын
2:26 Did anyone else have a blurry screen and a ringing?
@connorsault31784 жыл бұрын
yeah wtf is that lol, watched this video loads of times before and it's never been there before
@Hiztry4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Juan-wh5le4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@alienfromarea51154 жыл бұрын
WTF
@UltimateMTB4 жыл бұрын
@@connorsault3178 what was there before?
@GHOSTKILLER10114 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize this was 6 years old definitely still applys to 2020
@SnowShackboy3 жыл бұрын
And in 2021
@federicomoro52773 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting next year to write
@bikeman83613 жыл бұрын
Except for 26 inch rims (Unless your talking about dirt jumpers)
@MrM0nKey793 жыл бұрын
@@bikeman8361 how many new bikes still come in 27.5?
@bikeman83613 жыл бұрын
@@MrM0nKey79 True, but there are still more than 26 inch
@quinnbrussel13528 жыл бұрын
You missed saying "sick" and high-fiving at the end of the ride.
@melanielincoln35226 жыл бұрын
Quinn Brussel Or saying "you ready" before each ride and then fist pumping everyone in the group followed with "YEWWW" shortly after
@tlf.5 жыл бұрын
And some brofist
@domiy136 жыл бұрын
WTF...I started riding 6 weeks ago and this video is already a massive truth bomb LOL
@christopherdavidson175 жыл бұрын
You and me both... Just got my bike 2 months ago and so many things hit home
@CavemanTravels5 жыл бұрын
@@christopherdavidson17 I started riding in in 2002 and stopped in 2004 because daddy didn't want to keep fixing my bike. Now I am about to turn 30 and I want to ride! ride ! ryde!
@samdekker904 жыл бұрын
@@CavemanTravels hahaha I stopped at 18 when I found parties and alcohol. Turning 30 this year, and just recently got back into it. So much seems to have changed since then!
@greedfox78424 жыл бұрын
ayuh... started because of the shutdown. been less than two months, I have a $6k bike, both shins are constantly bleeding, and I say send it all the time now.
@FireBlade574 жыл бұрын
@@samdekker90 Same. 30 seems to be the magic age...
@thatguythatdoesstuff74487 жыл бұрын
The most ubiquitous phrase ... "SEND IT" ... is egregiously missing from the list.
@devonasher78576 жыл бұрын
ThatGuyThatDoesStuff i think this video came out before that Canadian guy on his snowmobile went viral.
@wanderingcalamity3605 жыл бұрын
Traditional military term for calling in artillery or air strikes.
@mks23755 жыл бұрын
No beacouse is to special for us that is sin to say it if is necessary
@sushirolle4014 жыл бұрын
ThatGuyThatDoesStuff where are the fisbums 🤜 🤛 ?
@fisherwoelke54353 жыл бұрын
Yes, but you have to shout it at the trailhead every single time you drop in
@phoenixalexander83104 жыл бұрын
When he said, “have more scars on you’re shins than there are stars in the sky”... I looked down and I was like... well shit
@hamidsuljic73894 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@alfiealderson84204 жыл бұрын
Same also
@loganthompson77224 жыл бұрын
Also same
@JJ-pp6tz4 жыл бұрын
Well i have my work cut out time to try the biggest jump!
@that-one-serbian-boi6154 жыл бұрын
I remember my friend his legs are jesus crist like he walked in a pile swords, once he was going to his dad for weekend in a village near by and he asked if would like come with him and I said yes we went there and he was building a airsoft n bike storage and a sharp peace of wood hit him in the head I ran as fast as I could half of his face was covered in blood like a goddamn apocalypse is he said he was okay then he saw blood on his shirt he ran to the bathroom covers the cut with a towel and it didn't work he was still bleeding he got stitches
@JTAspra8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this just described my brother point by point... From stickers on everything to flannel, micro-Brewer beer to putting his wife and 1 year-old on a bike, fox shirts to nice events, the need for multiple bikes (although he's broke), turning bedroom into bike-room, carbon and wheel size obsession, video edits and go-pros. Freakin hilarious
@danielbigott7 жыл бұрын
JT Aspra can't believe I just saw this comment and laughed so hard...Just saw you downtown this morning haha hope your well
@bena33416 жыл бұрын
Yea my brother is exactly the same.
@jamesjdm5 жыл бұрын
You missed, becoming unreasonably mad at hikers that walk 4 abreast and block the whole trail.
@kieranl81815 жыл бұрын
Especially on trails that have jumps back wheel hit someone head
@Chamieiniibet5 жыл бұрын
@Bob Jones taken from a semi truck
@purplekillerpenguin5 жыл бұрын
And not getting their dog out of the way
@olaolaolaolaolaolaola5 жыл бұрын
Especially when you're riding a hiking trail 😂
@07tiffany785 жыл бұрын
If ure riding a hiking trail u shld give them the way
@quinndaniels40708 жыл бұрын
you forgot that if you ride mtb you have to hate on road cyclists at every occasion
@fatfuckhatesyou8 жыл бұрын
Nah a real biker rides both.
@coen83237 жыл бұрын
Viking88 that's the funny bit hate on them even if you ride both
@hellothere5077 жыл бұрын
Step 0: be a fucking billionaire Step 10: become a millionaire
@NoNeedForLungs7 жыл бұрын
Yeap everyday I wake up I am making fun of my father's street bike (these wheels are like straws)😂😂😂
@BowlGOfficial6 жыл бұрын
nah, you pity them
@anthonywalters74345 жыл бұрын
You missed: start out with an entry level hardtail and bite off way more than you can chew within the first two weeks by attempting a black diamond trail. Nothing like trial by fire
@garygilbert11274 жыл бұрын
I knew I'd made a mistake within 2 weeks buying my first bike, I told myself I wouldn't be doing drops or jumps and a £300 hardtail would do me, waste of £300 lol
@sirbobvonfenwick4 жыл бұрын
Where I like to ride they have the black diamond and double black diamond next to each other for jumps decided to ride the black diamond about 3 weeks after getting into mountain biking I landed a little sideways and nearly flew my self into the double black diamond
@greedfox78424 жыл бұрын
I mean... I bought a $6k full suspension, but my first ride on my first bike ever was a double black after a week of heavy rain. (kitsuma peak) I only ate it once... I didn't know the trail, and I saw a jump coming up, pre-loaded, launch was beautiful... fucking trail took a sharp right just behind the "jump" and I flew face first into the side of the mountain. luckily I only jacked up my front brake lever.
@anthonywalters74344 жыл бұрын
greed fox I hooked my tire on something mid corner and wrapped myself around a tree
@Fielder57574 жыл бұрын
Haha I'm guilty of this. Month 1 - buy a marlin 6 for £500 and rjn a black run, month 2, spend £300 on upgrades and still can't ride the black run. I'm now at month 3 where I sold it all and bought a Remedy 9 RSL
@thefastbanana2965 жыл бұрын
You missed buying a Toyota Tacoma
@quint28775 жыл бұрын
Thefastbanana 29 Seth?
@Arknights_enjoyer8215 жыл бұрын
Or a van
@thefastbanana2965 жыл бұрын
I’m not Seth, but on the right side in my profile picture is my cousin seth
@jcarlson27275 жыл бұрын
or a 4runner...
@thefastbanana2965 жыл бұрын
dem trees my bad
@johnkinely32728 жыл бұрын
As a mountain biker, this is way more accurate than expected
@benhess8076 жыл бұрын
John Kinely same
@carlsmithburg3136 Жыл бұрын
Same
@jakebraun63766 жыл бұрын
I seen this video when I was just getting into the sport; I thought this was all fake. A year later, this literally describes my life
@sakulascrow1984Ай бұрын
how‘s it going 😂?
@AN71H3RO4 жыл бұрын
Got into mountain biking a year ago and I love the self awareness of the scene and that you don't take yourself to seriously.
@katieshort.066 жыл бұрын
Not to mention mountain biking is a great way to lose weight! Your wallet will lose A LOT of weight and become lighter. An English friend even said that their wallet lost over 100 pounds!
@katieshort.066 жыл бұрын
This is a joke, I am Aussie and an English friend never said that, I made it up. Have a nice day! :)
@joaquinfriedman5 жыл бұрын
Lol hahahhaha
@MaverickHistorian5 жыл бұрын
700$? I just lost 20 grams!
@GiacomoMiola5 жыл бұрын
Actually you don't lose weight with mtb
@inv_lucky14715 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theultimatefighter9710 жыл бұрын
You forgot the energy drinks.
@dreadedmegmain10 жыл бұрын
*bikers chanting about wanting Red Bull to sponsor them in the distance*
@2003dipfun9 жыл бұрын
we want energy drinks. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@sonoflili87 жыл бұрын
Sarac Productions and the taco after the ride
@gabewilliams59937 жыл бұрын
ΤψΤ JOKER seths bike hacks 101
@user-oc2rh9ud5y7 жыл бұрын
energy drinks are easily replaced by coffee before the ride and beer right after
@louisbryant23028 жыл бұрын
spend 8 hours taking apart your bike and cleaning it
@m0rgancr0sby798 жыл бұрын
And not putting it back together
@louisbryant23028 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha yea
@mauricioromanmunoz18286 жыл бұрын
Totally
@noneyabusiness52225 жыл бұрын
My bike is is always dirty, even my hybrid bike is dirty! As long as everything works properly, I’m good!
@aamgdp4 жыл бұрын
"so you ride motorbikes" Every enduro racer knows this damn too well
@DiegoRuiz19913 жыл бұрын
Motorbike enduro is cooler than MTB enduro though... I've done both and it's better with an engine
@Gehajjs627273 жыл бұрын
@@DiegoRuiz1991 yeah, if you are going downhill on a mtb then do downhill.
@nihalahammed91375 жыл бұрын
Mind : watch the video .. Me : But I have already watched it.. ** Clicks on video ** 😂
@jdlowe29085 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what happened to me
@charliehugo5 жыл бұрын
nihal ahammed same
@mattdj21525 жыл бұрын
Same
@lukesfishing88505 жыл бұрын
nihal ahammed haha same
@archerbald48344 жыл бұрын
JUST watch it.............................
@rafaelpasion61048 жыл бұрын
You missed "Roast people with Walmart bikes"
@Stryke6078 жыл бұрын
well to be fair ... anyone buying a bike from a supermarket or hardware store seriously needs to be warned. These things are often so poorly made that it is dangerous to drive them. Some german TV channel once did a comparison, and put a 200€ bike in a bikepark. It took around one half ride until both brakes were completely wrecked and before the finish of the very first run, the fork broke into two pieces. So ... seriously, don't buy the very cheapest crap at anything related to your safety.
@IgorDz7 жыл бұрын
I bought a $90 walmart bike to learn trials and it is still alive after 2 seasons of harsh one-eighties. Brakes were pretty good too. But that's definitely an exception.
@victorsvidss7 жыл бұрын
I actually have a $100 bike from Target lol and it's actually been pretty good, so far the only trouble I had with it was I had to replace its back wheel because it bent a little and the pedal because I tried bending it back by jumping on it lol
@XLine13367 жыл бұрын
I once slipped out on ice riding my cheap Target bike when I was about 12, when I picked the bike up the rear wheel had roughly the same shape as a taco.
@hxruko56976 жыл бұрын
doc I
@Xilinjsh8 жыл бұрын
i am divorced, but soon i will get my new enduro bike... life is good
@asbjrnmelchiorhansen20076 жыл бұрын
A wise man once told me: "Life is what happens after your first divorce brobeans"
@MrMikey17036 жыл бұрын
@@asbjrnmelchiorhansen2007 A truly wise man indeed, as it is so damn true! If you can manage to keep your identity AND your first wife, then great, but it is rare. Truly awesome video btw.
@N8COR3Y5 жыл бұрын
Klasu 😂
@Chamieiniibet5 жыл бұрын
@@MrMikey1703 why getting married in the first place?
@scottmorton214 жыл бұрын
I just started riding mountain bikes after a 25 year hiatus. I'm glad to see that nothing has changed.
@cameronclark28389 жыл бұрын
Well I'm a Downhiller and I do love flannel shirts and I hate 29inch wheels and I love stickers and love coffee!
@PrimePixelHD8 жыл бұрын
I'm an XC and small time enduro rider, love 29ers, own more checkered shirts then is socially acceptable for a European country and spend an inordinate amount on fair trade coffee. I guess somethings don't change across riders.
@derbar79288 жыл бұрын
27.5inch for the winn
@chinonian77298 жыл бұрын
Im a downhill rider and I wear normal shirts...
@ranger54878 жыл бұрын
How dare you!
@iamhung93848 жыл бұрын
26" for life.
@weeksMZ9 жыл бұрын
After purchasing your bike you will immediately find it is no different than any other technology where as there will be a new model seemingly days after you buy your model. This model will be exactly the same but will seem more appealing.
@mjojrjr62317 жыл бұрын
Macaiah Snow Only the colour has change😂
@kutayarcan9116 жыл бұрын
M6000-7000 in a nutshell
@benu.65206 жыл бұрын
You missed taking a picture of your bike leaning on something every time you ride.
@broken0805 жыл бұрын
BLAS shot! Required!
@trevorskates944 жыл бұрын
phantom stick plz
@ryanford53874 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats finding that perfect stick to stand your bike on
@8oliverraymond3 жыл бұрын
Make sure the dropper post is in it's highest position too..
@haydengowell24094 жыл бұрын
You forgot the countless hours we spend on talking about the dirt
@vermillionreptilian98713 жыл бұрын
i always talk about dirt with my gf and she has no idea what i’m talking about
@levibonnell72587 жыл бұрын
Step 30: All your shopping is now done on Craigslist and or PinkBike
@clrlmiller6 жыл бұрын
LOL, Carbon is your new addiction, it’s healthier than Cocaine but more expensive.... :) :) :)
@ChivasBarcelonaMex4 жыл бұрын
Please don't snort the carbon
@andrewdewitt13204 жыл бұрын
Lol anyone seen Danny Mckaskill ride up and down stairs with just carvon wheels not with tires?
@jackgraham28304 жыл бұрын
@@andrewdewitt1320 yes it took so long to break
@HeyJoeHUN81-PCRPGCommunity7 жыл бұрын
"Step 16: Convert bedroom into bike storage" Very accurate shot film, lmao! XD :D
@darcysmith61524 жыл бұрын
Who else has watched this a million times
@gavinavinger25443 жыл бұрын
me all the way
@cnt2c569 жыл бұрын
Buy a very expensive bike rack, there are probably no good places to ride near your house.
@SilkroadBower8 жыл бұрын
hahaha True Sh!t!!! xD
@giantteddybear32078 жыл бұрын
Unless you live in the Bay Area, it's awesome
@Mapl3Syrup7 жыл бұрын
CNT 2C56 I just put my bike in the back of whatever car I'm taking. For my jeep, I have to remove the back seat and take off the bike wheels and basically build a bike at the trail
@jackbeames76437 жыл бұрын
Get a pick up or van
@clemj79286 жыл бұрын
yeah shoreline is the best
@ifhtfilms10 жыл бұрын
Will we make it to one million?!
@JeremyGregson10 жыл бұрын
You're friggin right you will!
@Varak8e10 жыл бұрын
may be!!! your comment is too inspirative
@TerasiaEntertainment10 жыл бұрын
done :D
@3Dbeard10 жыл бұрын
done sir !
@reatartedvideosco210 жыл бұрын
we did it
@MrSottobanco8 жыл бұрын
"How to be a politician". Show no mercy.
@josy268 жыл бұрын
Pleasee
@Create_o_raptor8 жыл бұрын
MrSottobanco an indian politician would be fun
@tntberol14 жыл бұрын
Is it being wierd when it gets to step 18, like blurry with a single tone, then normal right at 19? Never been like that before.
@joshivix66414 жыл бұрын
Just happened to me and I saw nobody else talking about it
@jonameissner31324 жыл бұрын
Too
@Adrianmunoz12344 жыл бұрын
There used to be a joke here that said “ this is a trap” and showed a lip/jump then said “ and this is a trap” and it showed one of them wearing a wig. Pretty sure either they censored it out or youtube censored it
@alexanderjordan66634 жыл бұрын
Yea that was weird
@kgou13 жыл бұрын
yea its weird
@yuh60948 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a great price, i just saved 20 grams!
@chrisreyes807 жыл бұрын
You missed Drink an astonishing amount of energy drinks like: Red bull Monster Rockstar Full throtle Nos Sometimes gatorade Mega Energy Charge
@andrewgordonn5 жыл бұрын
EngineHead Commentates and bang
@B.A.5125 жыл бұрын
Then I will die sooner and cant get enough milage on the bike!
@warumdehbwoi8 жыл бұрын
*walks away crying with hardtail*
@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын
GE90 hardtails for life
@Eebens7 жыл бұрын
d55 *rides away with hardtail* theres nothing to cry about owning a hardtail. hardtails are the best
@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын
I know! I was joking because there was only full suspensions in the vid!
@Eebens7 жыл бұрын
d55 oh, its all good then :D that was one of the fastest replies I have ever seen
@warumdehbwoi7 жыл бұрын
Shady Vladimir I am extremely bored
@Merica7354 жыл бұрын
"Although healthier than cocaine"... starts sniffing lines of carbon powder
@andrewniedziela9 жыл бұрын
Uses 200mm lens for close up of leaf. 😂
@sethgingerich28569 жыл бұрын
This is freaking funny cause it's like... Mostly true
@claytonhorvat75987 жыл бұрын
Seth Gingerich I find it funny because I take it so seriously, and this glosses over it like my mom would. I'm happier that I take it seriously so I don't really mind other's opinions.
@Stryke6078 жыл бұрын
I literally just came back from the woods and cleaned my entire bike with a brush in order to be abled to put it back in my living room without turning every peace of floor in the house into wood flooring ... Maybe I should reconsider my life choices :D
@realmadridstyle5 жыл бұрын
Stryke LOL, i do the same thing. Sometimes i go to a carwash :P
@blyskawica14964 жыл бұрын
1:29 edit with lenscap ? Sick
@jesserijzewijk71286 жыл бұрын
Bro, this video is good for people who love MTB.🤘
@tomrodgers66296 жыл бұрын
you nailed me with the going out fox shirt.
@no_handle_required8 жыл бұрын
This is SO perfect. I mean, on all points. Damn, I gotta check myself.
@justinslabaugh75044 жыл бұрын
Why have I watched this 10 times over the past 3 years?
@nikolaitownsend12393 жыл бұрын
Because it is still funny!
@rubenvandijk59023 жыл бұрын
The production quality of this for 7 years ago is amazing
@Pozitivi3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ! 👌👌
@cristygott3459 жыл бұрын
I am a "Chick" Mountain Biker who rides as much, if not more, than my boyfriend. Both of our houses are overflowing with bikes, bike parts, bike clothing, bike racks, bike gear, bike shit! Every trip we take revolves around bike trails, and bike parks. Loved the video, and can relate to most of it!
@morecowbellmountainbiking30324 жыл бұрын
"Now pick your favorite size and be a dick about it" That was the best part! I was dying.
@kEisuii3 жыл бұрын
I've been mountain biking since i was born- this is so true Also you missed the parts about crashing like face planting, rolling over a pine cone, rolling over rocks, Going over corners, falling off the side of the track, face planting and your bike landing on you and much more
@alexcourts347310 жыл бұрын
This is amazing, I’m about 90% of that. Although you missed “owning enough spare parts to build a completely new bike”. Great video! Reply
@Hondeer5 жыл бұрын
"Is that a 29er? Ugh" MTB Industry: *Hold my Craft IPA*
@reno529810 жыл бұрын
No matter what your riding level or your frequency of riding, always buy the most expensive, mtb-specific outfit...try to look as factory as possible.
@panosr96 Жыл бұрын
steps 18 and 19 were my favorites
@yamaha11moss10 жыл бұрын
Wow good info i have been MTN riding a long time and never felt really part of the scene, now i know what to do to become the complete MTN biker thanks again.
@jesuisFORTIO Жыл бұрын
2:25 jesus christ i tought my time had come
@matejhantabal235 Жыл бұрын
bro fr 💀
@noelwiebe1996 Жыл бұрын
whats happened
@nightlust Жыл бұрын
It's the great calling
@mannenator11 ай бұрын
same dude, i was home alone a shit and i thought i was gonna die
@tatumthetater-tot95569 ай бұрын
it isn't there anymore though.
@flexibleman23664 жыл бұрын
ok, this is literally my life. Every single thing in this video is totally accurate
@Maxcom122 жыл бұрын
i'm trying to get into the sport. i'll be adding this to my essential mountain biking tips playlist, thanks.
@monke41806 жыл бұрын
you missed "NO HELMET NO RIDE"
@geepuller15 жыл бұрын
I think it was satire but I'm not sure.
@людкиублюдки5 жыл бұрын
Puzzy
@людкиублюдки5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDylan518 ztupyd
@willbennett71075 жыл бұрын
NO HELMET NO RESPECT
@shadowxxe4 жыл бұрын
@@willbennett7107 whenever you see a hotshot with no helmet berate them until they go home trust me it may not seem like it then Burt you may have saved that man life
@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy9 жыл бұрын
The vid is perfect but you miss step 0 "be a fucking millionaire"
@117rebel8 жыл бұрын
For real! Bicycles are ridiculously expensive!!!
@slurmitshighlyaddictive56418 жыл бұрын
+117rebel I spent 1800 on my dirt bike and has loved it since, idk how I even ended up on a mountain bike video
@fatfuckhatesyou8 жыл бұрын
12k on my Enduro...
@martkregar92638 жыл бұрын
+Viking88 Which bike do you ride?
@AlejandroGonzalez-mo2wy8 жыл бұрын
A EC2 king pro hahaha
@PureCarbon8 жыл бұрын
It's true, all of it!
@DanBrando Жыл бұрын
This vid was the case for me in the early 2000s lol some things never change. Great job!
@gipeproductions10 жыл бұрын
forgot to say that the hospital is your best friend
@calebgriffard401 Жыл бұрын
I was just watching a bunch of videos about horror and step 18 got me so on edge
@juliush376410 жыл бұрын
You doesnt even reach the ROAD-Bike Parts... but as a fellow cyclist , I APPROVE! :D p.s: you forgot to mention MTB Hardtail! >:/
@ifhtfilms10 жыл бұрын
We didn't forget hardtails. It's in there! And you should probably watch our "How to be a Road Biker" video next.
@martin16498 жыл бұрын
you doesnt even english
@quantumlight42908 жыл бұрын
+Martinus what?
@martin16498 жыл бұрын
Quantum Light he said "You doesnt even reach the ROAD-Bike Parts.." lol
@professorchaosX948 жыл бұрын
north shore
@MissingLinkMTB4 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video to share it with people as I get them hooked on mountain biking, but always, always have to watch it again myself.
@malachihillyer9885 Жыл бұрын
Step 18 is my favourite.
@Stefiusz8 жыл бұрын
Where can I find such an amazing forests like this one?
@Mario-fl6gl5 жыл бұрын
*laughs in global warming*
@LithicKing5 жыл бұрын
Northern Midwest and Pacific Northwest. Best forests in the country.
@ethandouglas31915 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm a mountain biker and started a KZbin chanel for it. Great video, so relatable! 😂😂😂
@dustbuster420 Жыл бұрын
This shred dawg! I'm stoked to watch the rest of your gnarly videos while I learn more thrashing MTB lingo.
@Arch-Seraphim9615 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you get too confident and then crash in a result
@horusgarcia13 жыл бұрын
And have nightmares about the crash.
@gerdpasemueller11 жыл бұрын
30- start hating roadbikers 31- clean your bike every friday 32- think about suicide when you broke a part of your bike 33- break at least one of your bones 34- get a playlist of cool songs on your iPod which you hear while youre riding 35- laught about soccer 36- become hulk if some one touches your bike without your premisssion 37- watch the rampage 38- get an mtb-paragon this are the steps that are important for me (iam working on point 33)
@stefannico11 жыл бұрын
done :D
@tom-qb4sc11 жыл бұрын
yes 30,31, are ok not sure about the rest?
@OhSeaann10 жыл бұрын
Im recovering from point 33
@yevheniimarchenko8 жыл бұрын
my favorite smell is that one from WD-40
@dirtyfox34897 жыл бұрын
Yevhenii Marchenko I think Balistol smeels better :D
@yevheniimarchenko7 жыл бұрын
Dirty Fotz brake cleaner
@dirtyfox34897 жыл бұрын
Yevhenii Marchenko hmm... brake cleaner is a little bit to strong :-/
@botondapro6 жыл бұрын
Yevhenii Marchenko 8
@pierrebroccoli.93966 жыл бұрын
I get that smell from working on my motorcycle too ) 2 products needed for servicing, WD-40 and Blue Locktight
@jarlfced3 жыл бұрын
Happy 8th Anniversary!! 🎉
@Dennis_S1000RR5 жыл бұрын
Step 11: Remember to take of your lens cap while filming mountain bikers (1:29)
@jakubsmid3925 жыл бұрын
, 99rrgj9
@IgorDz10 жыл бұрын
Step 1 - check Step 2 - check ... Step 29 - check I thought I had at least some personality
@davesanders958 жыл бұрын
you fit 28 stereotypes into 4 minuets. way to go! step 29 is the most important one.
@cooljacob32167 ай бұрын
This video is still spot on for being a decade old
@mystery64045 жыл бұрын
2:42 turn on captions
@JamesWilkinson084 жыл бұрын
dont forget to binge gmbn
@starttofinishmtb18045 жыл бұрын
The smell of cedar is enhanced if you scratch it first BTW
@brekdakbanchamek64542 жыл бұрын
This Video is What Made me So Addicted on Cross Country Biking!!! You don't know how kuch happiness I've Discovered because of this!
@larissap926710 жыл бұрын
The Chick' Version (add ons to Original:) Taking pride in coveted Dirt Tan, bike shorts tan lines, bruised shins, calloused hands, owning large calves, and solid quads, unable to fit into women's jeans properly because you actually have muscles in your legs AND an ass! Teasing those with noob grease tattoos, raving about singletrack like it was a designer drug, eyes lighting up for blue anodized nipples, realising it's ok to 'farmer blow', gaining a huge collection of racing T-shirts that are too big for you cuz they're always mens sizes, checking rims, tires, nipples and tubes for grams, (rolling weight!!) mastering the art of home made energy bars, spending more cash on night lights than rent, making sure your boyfriend is mechanically inclined AND rides, so he can be training partner AND tech support at the races you're kicking ass in ~ and any city, town, hamlet you travel to ~ the first place you go is the local bike shop to meet your friends for life.
@--LZ---8 жыл бұрын
1:30 the lens is closed to avoid dirt getting on, makes sense to do it , but I was disappointed.
@thomasstevens28538 жыл бұрын
you missed the bruising, cutting, scratching breaking, fracturing and scaring every part of your body that isn't covered when you crash.
@marcustrevor18838 жыл бұрын
And ligaments, lots of ligaments I just snapped my ACL on a pump track now I have to have an op
@mitchellneiss6317 жыл бұрын
hey hermeez how's your leg doing now a days?
@tubesockets120v6 жыл бұрын
Alluded to when he said more scars on your chins than stars in the sky.
@renjisama46304 жыл бұрын
Hi from France ! I definitely love that video
@jamesireland247910 жыл бұрын
step 11, Make sure you photographer friend takes the lens cap off
@milinchande25093 жыл бұрын
2:26 brought shit out of me!
@zj9griffin10 жыл бұрын
My bikes more expensive then my car, I too have fox shirts and stickers, my mom is the same way, I rode non stop after my gf broke up with me. Lol spot on life of a mountain biker. Forgot one thing though. We always hate on road bikers. xD
@robynmcdonald494 жыл бұрын
I got my first bike 2 weeks old it was rad fun I love your videos I watch them every day you are the best
@JoshPricePlus11 жыл бұрын
This is scary. Its actually me.
@caspar73704 жыл бұрын
2:26 I’ve watched this 20 times but this is the first time I noticed this?
@vinniehall70204 жыл бұрын
Yh I noticed that too
@androiduser80162 жыл бұрын
POV: you're looking into the comments to see what the blurry step 18 is about
@MangoMonster20072 жыл бұрын
Yea I watched a few times in the past but can't remember what it was
@FileCorruption Жыл бұрын
It was about a word similar to a slur against Trans Folk.
@if5315 Жыл бұрын
This has been out for 9 years and I’ve watched this at least 5 times a year
@sikkco10 жыл бұрын
How to be a Paintballer! That should be the next video you make
@mlgzombieplayer10 жыл бұрын
They don't play paintball
@sikkco10 жыл бұрын
Do they only do the activities that they do?
@sikkco9 жыл бұрын
"Step 2 fail to reload your hopper by dropping your paintballs on the ground"
@sikkco9 жыл бұрын
"Step 5. Spend more money on Paintball gear than you do on your girlfriends birthday presents"
@Swaggerlin9 жыл бұрын
Joshua Clement Step 7, Go to PSP and spend even more of your retirement fund.
@benhorn38453 жыл бұрын
Step 18 the forbidden knowledge
@rickeyandres789110 жыл бұрын
Thank you sooooo much now I can be a freaking awesome mountain biker