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@GoldenSlumbers02 жыл бұрын
Have a damn good day
@jakaylaroyhill63482 жыл бұрын
Can u do the movie the tall grass
@pixgaming33672 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this great video! Gonna cop this VPN for sure!
@Draco-ii4mx2 жыл бұрын
Love you
@fan-noob19942 жыл бұрын
I dare U to do "How to beat The scarlet witch In Doctor strange in the multiverse of madness (2022)"
@ligmayeye1862 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this movie is how bright the forest is. you don't know true darkness until you've been in a forest at night, and good fucking luck not twisting your ankle on a rock or a stick
@phoenixofthestix2 жыл бұрын
People severely underestimate the importance of flashlights out there
@brokenshadows71732 жыл бұрын
A cool idea would be to use flash lights as Phoenix of the stix said but the bright forest is so that you as the viewer can actually tell what’s happening as if it was pitch black you would just be listening to them talking and screaming not knowing what’s going on.
@wilhelm.i2 жыл бұрын
At a Larp I play at we have a very large area with lots of woods and I know it like the back of my hand. I usually escort people out to the furthest cabins and then walk back in the dark without a light. It's very peaceful. So one weekend I'm walking back after escorting someone back to the cabin and I remember... I had heard the camp owner say something about them live trapping raccoons because they suspected rabies in a dead one they had. So there I was, walking around in pitch black and every sound was a rabid raccoon. 🤣 I got back fine and the next day they determined it wasn't rabies in the dead one they had. But I had myself worried for a moment there.
@npcimknot9582 жыл бұрын
I’m sure the forrest was lit that brightly because someone was triggered by the darkness
@ligmayeye1862 жыл бұрын
@@npcimknot958 what?
@Draco-ii4mx2 жыл бұрын
Ethan Hawke is looking quite a lot like Kevin Bacon honestly...
@NunyaBus992 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why hero calling him Ethan Hawk?
@mahailiabrown39722 жыл бұрын
Thank you like I was like my eyes deceiving me lol
@mellow39952 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a joke at first but he references The Black Phone like 20 times. edit- nvm that was hilarious, completely got me lmao
@tonyoliveira86052 жыл бұрын
You just got Hawked
@5thdog2 жыл бұрын
Glad this comment is here
@RenegadeLK2 жыл бұрын
The killer being a disgruntled ex camper is literally the most obvious and boring reveal they could have done. How about instead they find out part way through that the murders are actually being faked as part of some kind of weird conversion therapy (like putting the kids into a fear state to make them more suggestible or something) but then people start dying for real while Kevin Bacon is freaking out!
@kraidith20442 жыл бұрын
Kills being faked reminds me of the movie cry wolf which is a good movie doesn’t have kills or stupid protagonist but i like the movie anyway
@ofc_b4nk1382 жыл бұрын
Sounds wack
@chefchuck95002 жыл бұрын
"nooooo the killer can't be an queeeeeer it has to be the evil conversion caaaamp!!! 😡😡😡"
@twocents30502 жыл бұрын
@Chef Chuck They're making a film criticism. You're just being antagonistic.
@chefchuck95002 жыл бұрын
@@twocents3050 😥😥😥
@austinvthatsme2 жыл бұрын
guy went from telling us how to beat certain horror movies to rating the killers kills😭😭
@sahihray89362 жыл бұрын
@@an-animal-lover yep
@break_the_galaxy2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a collab between this guy and Dead Meat though
@pobster88j94 Жыл бұрын
Where’s your channel?
@FaceFamous11 ай бұрын
@@pobster88j94 he wasn't complaining 🤦🏾♂️🤷🏽♂️..why are getting so defensive?
@joshuaknox27242 жыл бұрын
i love how you can make the worst movies seems so intense and intriguing
@CainWuzHere2 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, They/Them (They slash them) is a smart title.
@CainWuzHere2 жыл бұрын
@@GODEDITS-W You don't get it? They "slash" them. The main characters are LGBTQ, and slash is another word to stab at someone. I agree it's dumb, if that's what you're going for, but it's pretty smart I guess.
@GODEDITS-W2 жыл бұрын
@@CainWuzHere ohhh i didnt see the slash, to be honest i dont like title either way nor the movie, these "modern" movies are horrible, i wish i could watch new movie that is something like the maze runner or 300 spartans or something good like that and not these so called modern movies, they are bad
@CainWuzHere2 жыл бұрын
@@GODEDITS-W Your opinion is your opinion, I haven't watched the movie since I only watch these "how to survive" videos. The title is like a dad joke I guess. I've seen some of the movies you're referring to, and yeah I kind of agree
@thesnailmail42592 жыл бұрын
@@GODEDITS-W Both those examples are mid tier movies for "Bros". They are just as bad as this one, just different Genre. 300 is tired Slow mo and tame gore and Maze runner is Just Hunger games for Dudes. My point is your subjective opinion doesnt mean those examples are good, just that you like that type of film.
@karanaher50302 жыл бұрын
@@GODEDITS-W 300 was good? It was slow, lacked deep meaning, lacked good action and was just too dark to see what was going on the screen. Oh, wait, it had ripped men... Maybe your gay. Same for maze runner, iat was ok-ok at best.
@MyGuyYourNotHim2 жыл бұрын
"To make matters worse ETHAN HAWKE is here" had me in stitches 🤣💀 you almost had me there good sir!
@blckscrpion2 жыл бұрын
Too funny! Wait was that on purpose?? 🤔
@hannahslinn85892 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to comment to say that's is Kevin bacon good sir 😂
@ArionNoble2 жыл бұрын
Six degrees of Ethan.
@chelseylin67242 жыл бұрын
Almost got me too 😂 I literally skipped back ten seconds to make sure I wasn’t seeing things 😂
@sabrinas19782 жыл бұрын
He 100% isn’t aware that it’s Kevin Bacon
@5thdog2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a friend who kept making joke for so long that you thought you were being extremely sincere? That's what this episode feels like.
@oscare89032 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for someone to say it
@hiruyabebaw8072 жыл бұрын
wait which joke
@zachrowe922 жыл бұрын
@@hiruyabebaw807 Calling Kevin Bacon Ethan Hawke
@hiruyabebaw8072 жыл бұрын
@@zachrowe92 well that barely even sounds funny
@zachrowe922 жыл бұрын
@@hiruyabebaw807 well don't tell me that
@gabriellopes65362 жыл бұрын
the dark magic that stops ppl from getting the guns just made me lose it, i was not ready for that joke. loved it
@sakireverse56222 жыл бұрын
Instead of "hiding" the fact the killer is a ex camper why not just make it a open fact from the beginning it'd be pretty cool to follow the killer in a film like this I think and less cliche
@kamikeserpentail37782 жыл бұрын
I mean most of us probably would rather be the killer in this scenario anyway. Probably in most scenarios, but more so in this one.
@blasianfj2 жыл бұрын
For those who thought they saw something weird, yes, the rabbit running away at 9:18 was, in fact, peeing while it ran. I'm not completely sure why. I assume it's either a survival attempt in leaving behind a heavy scent to throw predators off its trail or it's simply out of fear. I'm sure someone smarter than me will clear it up if they see this comment.
@impactedlion70562 жыл бұрын
Animals urinate to gross out or scare predators
@BuetifullPersun2 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@caelum81602 жыл бұрын
It could also be to make themselves lighter as well
@witchypeoniflorallungs30442 жыл бұрын
@NoiosoBear Tiny correction, rabbits are technically classified as lagomorphs - but yeah they are similar ^^
@svampebob0072 жыл бұрын
yeah I had to rewind that part just to make sure it did actually pee. My guess is that it's like how young puppies pee themselves when they get exited, they just lose control of their bladder when they se a face that they want belly rub from... Now imagine the reaction you'd have if an airbus A380 came flying towards you at top speed with its landing gears pointing at you.
@ayoutubeuser62172 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if he's joking about Kevin Bacon being Ethan Hawke or if he actually thought it was Ethan Hawke. Edit: He was joking
@RainyDays27902 жыл бұрын
oh i said the same thing, fooled us i guess
@lizh42442 жыл бұрын
he played the long game. and it got me
@hayleydollx2 жыл бұрын
Was about to comment this lmao
@joshuacain98452 жыл бұрын
Played us all like a damn fiddle
@parsecprints12322 жыл бұрын
i figured he knew who kevin bacon was. i was just super annoyed at how many times he made the joke. not even funny in the first place
@emilkura68242 жыл бұрын
Next episode: NERD EXPLAINS how to beat the immovable object from the paradox.
@DeepBlue_3372 жыл бұрын
4:17 made me laugh so hard, it was so pessimistic and cynical and it completely caught me off guard and I’m here for it 😂
@StampitisDP2 жыл бұрын
I think Kevin Bacon being in this film as a Camp Instructor was a nod to the original Friday the 13th as it was one of his 1st break out roles. He was (you guessed it) a Camp Counselor...🙃😉😁
@buchan4482 жыл бұрын
Cool thought :)
@StampitisDP2 жыл бұрын
@@buchan448 Thank you!
@waveeyes2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. This movie even references Friday 13th when the blonde girl jokes about Jason being in the woods. And yes, I know that Jason wasn't the killer in the original (but hey, it was a random joke, so I'll let it slip).
@StampitisDP2 жыл бұрын
@@waveeyes Imma have to watch to find that part
@SoULReapR012 жыл бұрын
I agree thought the same thing
@AzmodaeusStern Жыл бұрын
I find it very hard to believe that a bunch of rebel kids who undoubtedly have been abandoned by their relatives and most likely have authority issues would actually listen to any of them in the first place. These are not kids who'll stay quiet and pretend to be totally normal to pacify their relatives until they can bolt. Seriously, some dude who runs the conversion camp your shitty relatives shoved you into tells you to handcuff yourself to another stranger in the dead of night and go out into a forest filled with unknown territory weaponless, that's not gonna go over well. This camp hasn't even applied torture or fear control to keep these kids in line.
@tATuCentral2 жыл бұрын
This movie had the potential to be really good given the setting of a killer at a conversation therapy camp, but damn they really dropped the ball hard on this one
@BattlerOfEarth2 жыл бұрын
Fr, it had soooooo much potential 🥲
@fuzzynuttz50922 жыл бұрын
They didn't just dropped it, but full on spiked it on the floor
@@mrfacephonewhat would you refer to this setting as?
@smallferalgirl2 жыл бұрын
My man CrisK learning what words are
@lostgrief2 жыл бұрын
Loved "Ethan Hawke" in the Hollow Man! Maybe Nerd can do that one next!
@TheOmen6062 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think "They Slash Them" as a slasher movie is awesome. I think I've come up with that exact pun.
@FunkyFreshYT2 жыл бұрын
I think that exact same pun has been around for a good while already
@toninomatalone73232 жыл бұрын
Too bad the "awesome" part of the movie ends there
@kohammy2 жыл бұрын
if my mind isn't failing me it was stolen off of a tweet but to be fair it was too good of a joke to be left untouched
@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic2 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh, that's so good on some many levels - they're being shipped off to hell!
@LostTemplate10 ай бұрын
who is being "shipped" off to "hell"?@@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic
@ItsAVolcano Жыл бұрын
The "twist" was so obvious i was convinced it was a fake out and the killer would start taking out the kids when they became certain they were safe.
@A_Stereotypical_Heretic Жыл бұрын
The only real twist in the movie was at 27:04
@theheavyfromteamfortress2723 Жыл бұрын
It being an ex-camper is pretty predictable or at the very least not surprising and as someone suggested it being "a parent that traced a bunch of suicides back to the camp" would of been at least somewhat better.
@netherwarrior61132 жыл бұрын
I find it odd the protagonists are never in danger, it really gets rid of any suspense someone might have had for them
@purpl3grape Жыл бұрын
I mean c'mon it'll be a hate crime for even one of them to die in the movie. This movie didn't feel like a horror. Just felt like someone who's angry at something, and got a chance to write vent about it in a movie. - Just like many girl power movies, where I'm supposed to believe they can take on men 1.5x their size and 3x their strength on average.
@Meow-tp2oc Жыл бұрын
@@purpl3grapefinally someone isn't afraid to spit facts
@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE10 ай бұрын
You mean the antagonists but yeah would have been good to see the entitled twerps humbled. A few were ok but most just misguided hypocrites
@flext-rex82849 ай бұрын
@@purpl3grape🫵🏼🍤
@flext-rex82849 ай бұрын
@@Meow-tp2oc🫵🏼🍤
@ignaciodiazmoore2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Ethan Hawke, star of Tremors and Footlose, got a role in this movie!!
@Darkboarder42 жыл бұрын
Right. And his daughter, Sosie Bacon, was just in that movie Smile.
@Darkboarder4 Жыл бұрын
@@an-animal-lover Indeed
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets Жыл бұрын
Once you remember he was one of the camp counselors in the original Friday the 13th, it makes sense.
@centrixal2 жыл бұрын
Have you thought about doing how to survive Wolf Creek? The murderer doesn't fuck around in that movie and is incredibly inconspicuous for an outback farmer acting basically like any other would
@Ratryoshka2 жыл бұрын
Jeez they really took the "how do nonbinary killers kill people? They SLASH them" joke and turned it into a thriller movie 🤣💀
@generalred62602 жыл бұрын
"Right you are, you little meatball" - Nerd Explains
@NowonBeauty2 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that one, too!
@geet98302 жыл бұрын
i'm disappointed that this movie isn't very good, because a campy throwback slasher taking place in a conversation camp sounds like a lot of fun.
@blobfishgunner53652 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that there are channels out here where people who are not gun youtubers have basic functional knowledge of firearms. There are established True Crime podcasts out there that seem have less of a grasp on that kind of thing than this channel.
@chestnut4860Ай бұрын
Could you give an example?
@garttodant32232 жыл бұрын
I seriously find your videos hillarious, the analazing of the character is great. But the jokes. Oh my god the jokes. I laughed my a** off with the lock jokes. Amazing.
@coopdawg72032 жыл бұрын
I wonder if all the murderers are paranoid that there are other murderers in the woods with them. There could be a movie where a boss serial killer is hunting other serial killers as the serial killers are killing other people
@aardwolf66682 жыл бұрын
That's an original idea and sadly, Hollywood is allergic to those.
@theguileraven7014 Жыл бұрын
@@aardwolf6668 But... Dexter did that. lol
@aardwolf6668 Жыл бұрын
@@theguileraven7014 true, but it hasn't been done that often and thus it could be done in more fresh ways which could have been original
@mq90472 жыл бұрын
Bro the quality content you’ve been pushing out lately… fucking legend
@nathanfosse77462 жыл бұрын
Hey Nerd! Just wanted to say how proud I am of you and your channel. I remember watching your videos when they only had a couple thousand views, now you're getting 24k views in just 2 hours?? That's dope man keep doing what you're doing, nothing but love and support for you brother 🤘😎
@dakotamarshburn81232 жыл бұрын
Bro how he narrates and his quotes are underrated Af🎯
@RoarOfWolverine2 жыл бұрын
I guess they couldn’t get Kevin Bacon for the lead role, so they asked Ethan Hawk to do his best Kevin Bacon impression. Damn, Ethan Hawk is really a good actor. I actually thought he was Kevin Bacon at first. He had that Kevin Bacon Joker smile down perfectly. What a performance?
@bloopitsbloob2 жыл бұрын
the pun for the movie title had me wheezing, ngl. They/Them (They slash them) was so funny to me for zero reason Edit: just finished the recap. So glad I didn't actually watch it because I would've wanted my money and my time back, it was so underwhelming and stupid
@N0AH78552 жыл бұрын
An ex camper turned masked killer who stalks a camp and slashes their victims wonder where I’ve heard that plot before
@nuggetdogg39742 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this channel and your content
@GODEDITS-W2 жыл бұрын
U havent even watched the video
@got_rats2 жыл бұрын
@@GODEDITS-W he talked about the channel and content not the video itself
@kenslycarpel31402 жыл бұрын
@@GODEDITS-W They didn’t mention the video.
@jamesgreene62072 жыл бұрын
That Ethan Hawke/Kevin Bacon joke was absolutely top tier
@BettyWhite21712 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting so much work into your videos. It definitely shows!🏆
@MrHocotateFreight2 жыл бұрын
horror scenario, if i've discovered im being hunted, and said hunter wants us to do a group dog sacrifice via firing squad or slow sledgehammer, im choosing to execute the ranch owner but sledge guy first to save the dog.
@coraleesmells Жыл бұрын
right?!?!? why tf would you kill the dog? makes ZERO sense and makes me HATE jordan. shoot the man with the weapon, and then take out the owner. problem solved, with doggo still alive.
@BrainrotTV69692 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke were the same . . . The more you know.
@thatrespectablehuman18842 жыл бұрын
Easiest how to beat ever, when they pass out guns to everyone and don’t have any weapons themselves, the whole situation is pretty much beaten by itself
@RemyXAnarchy2 жыл бұрын
The way he breeze over it I honestly don’t know if the Ethan Hawke thing was a joke or if he really thought Kevin Bacon is Ethan Hawke 😂
@ryebreadthebread2 жыл бұрын
The best way to make this movie actually scary would be finding out the murders by the ‘ex camper’ were actually the counselors trying to scare the campers into being cishet before having someone else, perhaps an angry parent? Be the true killer
@providence15172 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't think it would work. If they were to do 'fake murders', I'm not sure how faking the murders of the counselors would scare them straight (honestly, I think it would have the opposite efect), unless the fake killer was a LGBTQ+ like the campers, and the first one they fake murdered was Gabriel (the insider camper). But I do agree it would had been better if the killer was a parent of an ex-camper who committed suicide or something because of the abuses, rather than just being an ex-camper.
@ryebreadthebread2 жыл бұрын
@@providence1517 that would be good too! I was thinking if they made it so some of the counselors pretended to be lgbt then pretended to be killed to scare the kids
@break_the_galaxy2 жыл бұрын
This would have been much more interesting honestly
@chestnut4860 Жыл бұрын
Someone turning on "their own kind" out of revenge and being mentally broken isnt scary?
@laughableInflection Жыл бұрын
Or scare them away from running off
@hyperhydra90422 жыл бұрын
0:22 Hey um dude…….that’s Kevin Bacon ya dope
@kryptic_80882 жыл бұрын
Yo the consistency wit these uploads is crazy ngl 💪🏾😭🏅
@GODEDITS-W2 жыл бұрын
Dude wym
@CampionBondMUSIC Жыл бұрын
the fun facts…the sarcasm…the dark humor…i love this channel 😂😂😂
@mojaeche80462 жыл бұрын
feel like we were robbed of some premo tremors and footloose jokes
@mojaeche80462 жыл бұрын
nicly done. I made this comment during first half
@bandit_six54182 жыл бұрын
While filming Tremors, Kevin Bacon thought it would be terrible and his career was done for. Now… holy fuck, Kevin 🤦♂️
@PopheadJo-if6ej11 ай бұрын
7:45 theres a way to do this. They create 8 groups, and split up, traveling in 4 cardinal directions to each other. Later, they split up again, to go in perpendicular directions to each other. That makes a big square perimeter. One team is nearly guaranteed to cross paths with the camp with this way, especially if they kept track of how much time they spent walking. Once a team successfuly finds camp, they and all the failure teams walk backwards to the origin, to leave as a whole group again, following the successful team out. Shouldn’t take more than an hour; 20 out alone, 20 backtracking, and finally 20 out all together. Considering those getting lost, liars, and general human error and misfortune, i say the chances are 1/4 a team escapes the woods, 1/8 that half of all the teams escape, and 1/16 that everyone escapes. But this assumes the very worst.
@Breeze5050z2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bacon is incredible actor 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Fraquenczy2 жыл бұрын
Wdym its Ethan hawke
@xlowxbatteryx922 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if you're being serious about the Ethan Hawke thing...
@DulfyBee2 жыл бұрын
"Clearly we're dealing with witchcraft" After everything's been unlocked the entire movie 😂
@DareToBeDeviant2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, people in movies who have good intentions on sounding the alarm need to stop telling the main baddy "I'm going to alert the authorities" or related lines. That's a verbal death warrant. Just gtfo without a word and get the higher ups involved. During the arrests _then_ the corny dialogue can happen. That trope, while uncommon, has always irked me. My first exposure was in _Batman Forever_ when Fred confronted Edward late at night, declared he was going to call security, then is knocked out with a coffee pot to the head. "Caffeine will KILL YA!"
@orlandowright23232 жыл бұрын
Loved "Ethan Hawke" in Tremors, hes come a long way.
@gabbylyman50782 жыл бұрын
They/Them turns into Was/Were
@OK-yy6qz2 жыл бұрын
They/them(they slash them) and then they were no more
@Tombbistol2 жыл бұрын
And Then There Were None .
@jakaylaroyhill63482 жыл бұрын
After this I will never get caught lacking
@pix_weirdgirll34382 жыл бұрын
Ok- the part with the dog made me so mad I literally threw my phone
@TheTrajanValoris Жыл бұрын
The sage advice of "Don't start none, won't be none." Had me DOA lol
@jurikarien11 ай бұрын
I think i just realized that the killer being named "Angie" is probably a reference to Angela from Sleep Away Camp.
@GaseousSnake22 жыл бұрын
Scream+Sleepaway camp=this film
@rabidunion69492 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, calling Kevin Bacon Ethan Hawke the whole time had me dying! Lmao 🤣😂😆👍
@CASEKILLA342 жыл бұрын
Can you please make an episode on “The Collector” and “The Collection” movies, they’re perfect for your channel
@plagueman5220 Жыл бұрын
"How to beat the They/Them slasher" is the most overly psychopathic statement a Catholic could say without anybody asking any questions.
@raphaelcalado4335 Жыл бұрын
The humor on this one was god tier, even the add intro was perfection timing, smooth as hell!
@antonioocean62892 жыл бұрын
"They're trying to make them a woman not a skull" I spit out my drink 😂🤣😂
@Panda-cute2 жыл бұрын
I just love that the name of the film is a pun. they SLASH them lol
@reedwojo78582 жыл бұрын
The really deeply upsetting reality is that while NE talks about getting out and bringing evidence to the police... In real life, it would do nothing. Sure they'd get themselves out of danger, but the camp would continue business as usual. Schools and camps that promise conversion or "help" for troubled children or teens that turn out to be abusive and even deadly, face little to no repercussions despite *overwhelming* evidence against them
@nicwelch2 жыл бұрын
You know there are no real conversion camps right? Also non-binary is not a real thing. Plus watchful waiting is absolutely the best practice for children who are confused about their gender.
@DeShawnMcDonald2 жыл бұрын
Let's be real that's lbgt groups fault it doesn't matter if your saying hey let's talk this out I don't belive in people being trans or if your saying let's tie people down and resume electro shock therapy the Twitter reaction will be the same. No one in that group has any problems with kids "finding" themselves on Twitter or the internet which in truth is just conversation without the camp so that combined with the boy who cried wolf shit makes it where most people see conversation camp's as a real shitty thing but at the same time until there's a safe place to talk to kids about all this without people jumping at the chance to call you a homophobe don't expect shit to change
@JewishMcFly-pg3mc2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it really sucks the doctors that do these gender reassignment surgeries never get sued and ruin people's lives for money to have the same 41% suicide rate after surgeries
@thegrimharvest Жыл бұрын
Given that, the movie happy ending feels very unlikely snd terribly forced. Like the local cops would have almost certainly been in on it or willing to cover it up so the town didn't look bad. Not just casually arresting the killer and letting the survivors free to go.
@michaelmeux41372 жыл бұрын
The beginning Pulp Fiction scene makes me think of Mad TV's spoof back in the 90s. Excellent video
@connordean18749 ай бұрын
Damn, it is so funny that you thought Kevin Bacon was Ethan Hawke
@rcharris18382 жыл бұрын
“There’s one problem .. actually fuck it there’s like 5” 😂😂😂
@NowonBeauty2 жыл бұрын
I think we need to ask NE and Martin Now to join together in an escape room challenge. Wouldn't that be the BEST?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And film it for us for a 2 million sub party! PLEASE!!!! This was hilarious. Oh and yes, we DID get "Hawked" if you made it to the end. 😂
@ThisGuy12192 жыл бұрын
I love how hostile he is to this move. It deserves nothing less.
@purpl3grape Жыл бұрын
lgbtqasdasjohksasvdfoijsdfdsvoiasJkczljlkcx would disagree
@GrubGrubGrubGrub Жыл бұрын
@@purpl3grape no. this movie sucks. i think you’re just obsessed with making things up to be mad at.
@purpl3grape Жыл бұрын
@@GrubGrubGrubGrub Sorry you have a disability that you cannot see past. You sound like you're mad about something, or have some sand stuck somewhere.
@call_me_rocky3089 Жыл бұрын
I am very glad I didn't have to listen to much of the original audio.
@kingsarues1586 Жыл бұрын
This movie wouldve worked much better if it was a killer pov sorta film. Itd fix so many issues.
@struansexoticreptiles172 жыл бұрын
Dude did no one seriously notice at the very beginning he says Ethan Hawke is here when that's Kevin Bacon 😂😂😂
@franciscosoares24402 жыл бұрын
If generic, strong character who I don't know their name nor I care about told everyone about the pictures, they could have killed all the councillors with their rifles and run away, but instead they were an idiot and kept their mouth shut
@donuttheturtle2.0702 жыл бұрын
Honestly this movie annoyed me, like when they fucking got nothing but bullseyes when shooting, like what? That is not something anyone does first try 💀 you are not that god
@dontkickmychick60762 жыл бұрын
all the gay ones have 10 inch thick plot armor and aimbot
@CausticMedeim Жыл бұрын
Dude! The name of the movie is a goddamn pun! It's a slasher movie: "They SLASH them."
@BennyTygohome2 жыл бұрын
I like the Nerd's wit "Want to watch Django Unchained? Choose anyplace besides the USA."
@kamikeserpentail37782 жыл бұрын
I don't even need to be an ex camper, if I ever met people like that I'd take them out. This isn't a horror movie, it's a really bad power fantasy.
@jumper0122 Жыл бұрын
You *can* drive with flat tires, right? It just destroys your rims / brake system / axel / (possibly) suspension, right? I see so many people in movies jump out as soon as they get a flat, but I swear I read that it's not impossible to drive on so long as you're okay with the appreciably expensive damage
@MuscleCarFan01 Жыл бұрын
yes, you absolutely can, and should in a life or death situation
@patches35552 жыл бұрын
If I watch enough of these videos eventually I'll find out how to be the perfect serial killer
@KageOT2 жыл бұрын
The army of two refrence really did hit me back to my childhood on my xbox 360
@AshleyYelsha2 жыл бұрын
The movie is called they slash them, not they them lol
@chesschronicles20042 жыл бұрын
The ending was very easy to predict. Nurse was the killer and she was a previous victim. Called it at about half of the video
@shannond74372 жыл бұрын
Woah Ethan Hawk has had a lot of work done to look like Kevin Bacon!
@parity78 Жыл бұрын
I struggled to get into this one just because i couldnt figure out whether or not you were doing the ethan hawke thing on purpose! Lol
@kyrianonwe9565 Жыл бұрын
Dude! I'm still watchin it 😂🤣.. haven't gotten to the end yet! Bro, I think he may be serious when he called that guy 'Ethan Hawke"!😄 I am gonna keep watchin and I gotta let you know!
@SpitfiretheCat16 Жыл бұрын
someone actually made tumblr jeff's bad joke into a horror movie
@tysongoudie61582 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t tell if he was joking about Kevin Bacon, the joke just kept going lmao
@Caelus32 Жыл бұрын
For the first time ever, I rooted for the killer. I absolutely hated the mc and most everyone... correction, I hate all of them
@lizh42442 жыл бұрын
omfg the 'thats right, ethan hawke was kevin bacon the whole time' lol
@Realonegaming.Күн бұрын
12:40 ah yes make like a tree and beat it in the night Mr nerd how is this suppose to help me survive?😂
@ragdolltherandom33902 жыл бұрын
Ethan hawke? Bro that's Kevin bacon
@HexenStar Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, all the agenda-poster-creatures in the film have a plot armor thicker than a nuclear war survival bunker. None of them gets whacked, cause it's a propaganda flick.
@comic_the_ace Жыл бұрын
or or get this theres obviously a story reason for it lmfao, pay attention to the story next time lmfao
@Yayofangamer163 ай бұрын
@@comic_the_aceShut it, born addict
@comic_the_ace3 ай бұрын
@@Yayofangamer16 what
@dutchdo0msday9522 жыл бұрын
Just started watching this vid, hoping you'll understand the pun in the title.... They SLASH them.
@Devilhand21 Жыл бұрын
I mean, unless the knife blade is strong, and our killer has super human strength, the knife slash would probably dull or break the knife. In gta, you can see people breaking car windows with their elbow, which is possible irl but incredibly difficult since you need to hit with just the right force and angle so it doesn't just cause the window to spider web.
@smallbrainguy66142 жыл бұрын
The context behind the worst cop vs. bad cop joke @11:45 kills me God I miss The Other Guys