How to Boat

[@istdochallesegal3427]

Sarah, we heard you when you said you're tired of the how-to videos... but you CLEARLY have a civic duty and responsibility! Please keep 'em coming!!!

[@istdochallesegal3427]

PS: It'll be shocking (pun somewhat intended) if this week's debate doesn't offer up a bumper crop of proof of that big a-brain!

[@rodkoehler]

I was going to say the same thing! At this point Sarah has a civic duty to keep pounding this stuff, as only she can do!

[@jjba2110]

Awesome

[@Kim-lc3fv]

I agree!

[@eltooyo2]

Agreed! You have a unique gift for this! I didn't realize I'd missed these until I heard the word "shark" and I was, like, YES!!!

[@suzi444]

Annnnnnd, SHE’S BACK!!! Needed this! Thank you Sarah!!!!❤️

[@florianadolf2256]

Same here. Mad times, really

[@pee-buddy]

Is she? Well so am I. I got my popcorn ready, these next few month is sure to be fun!

[@lllordllloyd]

I love Sarah Cooper Industries but glad to see this.

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas.

[@juliettebobcat704]

Yessss!!!

[@12thDecember]

You realize how absolutely truly batsh*t crazy it is when you hear those words coming out of someone else's mouth.

[@debracarter7290]

Hahaha you’re so right!

[@matthewpayne5060]

I bet she will make a video from the debate tonight!!!

[@lauracronyn1110]

Dems should buy air time for her

[@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney]

If you're also not a lunatic, you realize how crazy it is regardless of the mouth in question, haha!

[@tubethis777]

Yeah and presidential candidate at that

[@fernwebber4829]

"If the boat sank... from its weight" is the most underrated part of this.

[@bluecrueful]

That is genius level stupidity

[@TruthSika-fe2es]

And the fact that he talked himself into supporting electric boats.

[@mediamannaman]

@@bluecrueful 😂😂🤣🤣

[@iseeum]

@@bluecrueful Imagine being on a sinking boat in shark-infested waters and it's not an electric boat. You have zero choice! The sharks get you. So don't ever get on a boat unless it's electric. Unless you're weird and you want sharks to eat you.

[@Manofthehour2050]

You know

[@RJNoe]

Your performances are amazing, but your writer is literally insane.

[@71suns]

She's pantomiming EXACTLY what Donald Trump said about two weeks ago at one of his rallies. That's the guy 'some' people think is qualified to be President of the United States. YOU'VE GOT TO BE FRICKEN KIDDING ME.

[@henriikkak2091]

😂

[@vikamann123]

😂😂😂😂😂😂Dude!!! GOAT Comment

[@BahstanJ]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sbespn3820]

"M.I.T., very smart." Then asks the dumbest question ever.

[@janinechansons]

I would love to hear MIT's thoughts about Trump's MIT connections.

[@buelan.6525]

I like you!

[@hankhicks2265]

@@janinechansons I think he had an uncle that studied there

[@roberthanks1636]

@@janinechansons They would laugh or roll their eyes.

[@michaelbrickley2443]

@@hankhicks2265he actually taught there but his claiming intelligence because of that….hmmm

[@georgespencer3973]

Whenever I hear Trump’s voice I see Sarah. Always. For years now.

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas. I am savoring this moment!

[@RobCummings]

As it should be. Whenever The Orange Turd opens his mouth the most astonishing idiocy falls out. Sarah just listens, and plays back his words, verbatim.

[@kamwickw933]

Thank goodness - because she's a LOT nicer to look at than Diaper Don.

[@Ddrhl]

Like seeing Tina Fey when it's Sarah Palin. Or Dana Carvey for George Bush. Forever.

[@matthewpayne5060]

I’m so happy she’s doing these again.

[@jamesanthony5257]

No one is stupid enough to have ever asked that question, Sir!

[@12thDecember]

But but but ... the MIT connection! 🤣

[@crispymoore]

Having seen so, so many interviews of people attending Trump rallies, I now believe there are a disproportionate amount of people who would be stupid enough to ask that question.

[@scharlesworth93]

well I mean between the lines

[@dieweisseRose2025]

@@12thDecember Bwah ha haaaaaaaaaaa 😆🤣😆

[@Shandelar]

Bingo!

[@crypticcrazy3672]

I can only stand to listen to Donald when you are providing the visuals. Thank you for your fine work!

[@josietrott]

EXACTLY!!!!!!

[@Jennieloumontez]

I agree!! She makes us realize just how moronic he really is. You bring it to light in such a hilarious manner.😂

[@Sammy-vb8lv]

Me too! I would miss all this crazy if it wasn't for these

[@veggiet2009]

When we needed her the most, she returned

[@karenschraven8237]

I know you don't want to be pigoen-holed, Sarah, but these skits are PURE GOLD!!!!! Thank you

[@amandar.9872]

And we need them during this crazy election year when he says so many crazy things!!!

[@michaelsheffield6852]

Boat sinking from its weight is one that got me. The dude is off the hook, disconnected.

[@TinKnight]

Maybe because no one plugged him into the battery? Has anyone tried plugging him in & seeing if he becomes a decent human being?

[@lantrick]

you do realize that batteries are very heavy, right? 😀😃😄😆😅😂🙃

[@TinKnight]

@lantrick You do realize that many ships already have batteries for propulsion, & ships have been bouyant with full battery propulsion since the early 1900s, right? And that existing cargo ship engines are MASSIVE, weighing up to 2300 tonnes apiece, so batteries can easily replace them in part or in whole without significantly altering the weight, right? And that ship designers specifically factor in displacement when designing ships, & if their ship designs would sink due to battery weight, then they would have no right to design ships of any kind, right?

[@RawBogan]

@@lantrick Many boats have heavy things, kettles, wet shoes, trolleys, cabinets, milk, spotlights, people.... So heavy... and yet they stay afloat! How is that? Could it be magnets? Yeah... I think it's magnets...

[@michelangelobuonarroti916]

Right. None of his base seemed to know that freighters transport iron ore and other heavy commodities.

[@dennistucker9081]

Ms. Cooper is a Godsend. A unique talent she has. America needs honest humor right now. Thank you, Ms. Cooper.

[@Parialated]

What's her talent?? Lip syncing??. Wow Impressive almost as impressive as your low bar regarding "talent"

[@sbean5347]

​@@Parialated If you think it's easy, let's see your videos.

[@lakersfan4life24]

The Ramblings of an absolute LUNATIC!!Sarah nailed it as always, LOVE HER❤️❤️💯💯😍

[@chalkdirtytome]

I've missed these greatly! Person, woman, man, camera, TV is still one of my KZbin highlights. People can't believe I remembered that after 3 years. They say, that's amazing.

[@sandyleonard4780]

Hilarious

[@dmcloren]

Doctors have never seen the likes of it before! 😮

[@wingflanagan]

Oh, Sarah. I know you have gotten out of the whole lipsync thing, but - honestly - it never gets old for us out here. Love "Sarah Cooper Industries", but this is comedy gold, too. It's up to you, obviously, but keeping this aspect of your work would be so welcome.

[@censusgary]

Donnie is weirdly obsessed with sharks. And he believes that if you drop a battery into the ocean, it will electrify the whole ocean, except the part where hungry sharks are swimming. Yeah, he’s a very stable genius. Because he had an uncle or somebody who went to MIT.

[@transformationtimenow3321]

But remember: when you pour a glass of water on a battery it loses its magnetism!😏

[@martinschwartz7342]

@@transformationtimenow3321 If you pour a glass of water over Trump's head does the water seep in through the same holes that his brains leaked out of?

[@SMOOV415]

@@transformationtimenow3321 water on a magnet 🧲 😂

[@grasmereguy5116]

Uncle John Trump, MIT physicist, he taught Donald about nuclear.

[@tonipolkki4728]

His biggest not so secret fear 😂

[@Daedalus_Dragon]

"my relationship to MIT" - that's my favorite part, his "relationship" is that his uncle started teaching there in 1936.

[@jakklump]

dump's unc "sharks" back to a different era...

[@jamesm.3967]

What did his uncle teach? How to avoid both German and American military service. 😮

[@elhoward7440]

I had an uncle who was a Chippendale's dancer... so women must find me sexy, right?

[@kayoverton9004]

That makes him smart

[@Ali-yh9qi]

......his brother died of alcoholism but he never mentions that one.

[@uqox]

WTF. The crazy thing is, this is real. He really said these things. I don't watch clips of him because they make my blood boil, but I looked this speech because, this is just too crazy. Thank you Sarah. I know this is bizarre comedy, because you're not actually writing this madness, but your delivery and expressions are comedic gold.

[@DeidreHAWA]

You really are what in the UK is referred to as a " national treasure"! Your talent is so needed now Sarah! Don't fail the US nay the world with your particular ability right now!

[@lynryall1317]

❤❤ from Wales too ..go get him 😂😂😂😂

[@kenraty76]

You are the absolute best at helping him get his true message across-“I’m insane!”

[@BarrySowder]

Thanks "tremendously" for that Sarah! The last 15 seconds or so were especially hilarious!

[@iambecomepaul]

I like how he interrupted himself and the look on your face… puzzled. Precious

[@florianadolf2256]

"Nobody's ever asked me that question..." - that facial expression, just gold😂

[@NiaDinero]

Keep them coming Sarah! I still watch your old ones 😂

[@DARLUCHY]

This remind me of when I was doing my psych rotation ,and a young man with schizophrenia randomly started to talk about a random story on how hard it was to catch a squirrel when it’s raining.

[@Manofthehour2050]

😅😅😅😅 funny

[@CougarDad2]

She’s back!!!! Laugh at the end was priceless!!!!

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas. I am savoring this moment!

[@kimmyvankooten9752]

Now WE can get this show on the road! I know it’s a draining subject, but, Sarah, really… this humor is literally, ‘saving our souls!’ Thank you! Thank you! 💙🇺🇸💙

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas. I am savoring this moment!

[@ropass9941]

OMG ! 😆 Thank you, Sarah ! You have no idea how much your ‘talk’ is missed - and needed. 🥰

[@bchris4873]

I saw this, laughed and went to sleep. When I awoke the next morning my soul was still laughing. Thank you, Sarah. Don't forget the props.

[@may17guy]

“He goes, and then I say” 😂😂😂 you did that part brilliantly Sarah!

[@KarenHasheck]

Love- thanks for the big belly laughs! I have missed these and with the way he talks now, there is so much material!

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas.

[@chickaliciousnyc]

I'm not sure why you decided to do it again, but I'm so happy that you did! 🌺🌺🌺

[@JohnThomas]

Thank you, Sarah! The US ... no ... the world needs you! You expose the craziness that, incredibly, too many Americans miss!

[@juliegriffiths6398]

The only way I can listen to Trumps voice is through Sara, brilliant ❤❤

[@maryc1824]

Every single time, I have to repeat watch your delicery of this true mad monologue clips...often. 😅. Thank you Sarah. It brightens my darkest tunnel fears. 🇮🇪☘️💚

[@wintercame]

Sarah, a perfect selection for bringing back the insane orator. KUDOS. I was fervently hoping you could not resist the *SHARK ATTACK BOATING CONUNDRUM.* Five Stars!!!

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! She's back! Now better than ever! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas. I am savoring this moment!

[@perttisaarinen5878]

I have missed these... 🤣Thanks Sarah! You saved my day. Please keep these coming!

[@mikeinmon4742]

You know she just couldn't pass this up. She just couldn't help herself. It's comedy gold! MadMike from Deep in the Heart of Texas. I am savoring this moment!

[@FlaviusMaximus1967]

And we, the people, love it!!! BEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVER!!!!!!

[@tangelacarter6620]

Thank you, Sarah. I waited patiently for you to grace us with another Trump How To video...and my waiting was definitely not in vain. You nailed it, again!❤

[@Melody-mt5im]

When I heard this speech originally, all I could think of was Sarah Cooper and I am SO THANKFUL for this video 🙏❤️

[@steven.h0629]

Thanks Sara... if you wouldn't mind doing a few of these to keep US sane till November 👍😎✊

[@kaceycolephotography7260]

Agreed!

[@JJPrizeDistributionComittee]

She BAAAAAAACK!!!!!! If we're gonna hafta have a replay of 2020, at least we have Sarah Cooper again!

[@MelanieGrayRobinson]

And the question was? battery? electrocution? shatk attacks? don't give that man the nuclear codes for God's sake

[@tednorberto3086]

Lord help us if there ever is a Sharknado.😂😂

[@tomschrader8086]

Thank you Sarah. Normal Americans really need these.

[@lysager]

Sarah, you couldn't pass this one up! The blather that pours out of this guys mouth is a source of endless material for you, Kimmel, Colbert, and more! Your facial expressions are priceless!

[@88Bessie09]

I love the cartoon where the Shark says: I’d rather be electrocuted, than eat…

[@matthewpayne5060]

Hahahahaha

[@jmbme]

Omg! Thank you! I’ve been enjoying your Cooper Industries series a lot, but seriously, if you bring this back to get us through the election you might save hundreds of lives. I truly think I could make it if I could just watch more of these!

[@AndreaALenze]

This started out hilarious and became terrifying, just like one of the big orange turd’s rants. Sarah you nailed it.

[@Profhedy]

Yea, she’s back!!!🎉🎉🎉 Sarah we need you, so keep it coming. You are one talented woman!

[@sharonj.1240]

Oh, my...how did I miss this. Gold, pure gold.

[@sorayaassar1602]

I can’t never watch him without seeing you now. The facial expressions is what I see and the sarcasm. The only way I can tolerate what comes out of his mouth.

[@elpuerco6059]

I miss these. More, please.

[@KTRS]

Omg, the gift from hell that keeps on giving, more deranged than ever.

[@judithlanzinger7166]

the

[@joeguppy]

So good! All the details, the different characters, the puzzled looks. Comedy genius!! Watchable over and over again. THANK YOU!!

[@u.synlig]

She's back in the saddle! 👍 This one has all of the quality and finesse of her earlier recreations/interpretations. Glad to see it!

[@ianmclean5541]

Sarah Cooper is the real delicate genius ❤

[@AlloToutLeMonde]

Thank you, Sarah!!! You've made me laugh at tRump's words instead of being sickened by his stupidity. ❤❤ Sarah, and as always, awesome job!!

[@matthewpayne5060]

Omg girl you are back!!! I need these so much. You make me feel a little less crazy here in Texas, where fake Christians talk about him more than they talk about God, Jesus, or the suffering. Seeing you repeat his words really helps me break the spell for my brainwashed friends.

[@amandar.9872]

Yes!!! I needed you back for this crazy election year! You make me feel sane!! Thank you!!

[@Melmass1]

I can’t take how HYSTERICAL this is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you Sarah Cooper!!

[@KingoftheJuice18]

So good to see these again. Excellent....Loving "Sarah Cooper Industries" too!

[@cynthiapierce4030]

Welcome back 😂. This just cracked me up. THANK YOU. 😊

[@synjakBrokenController]

My life has meaning again, oh my gawd I am having an out of body experience. "Lot of shar."

[@amyelizabeth529]

God, I love you, Sarah! You're a national treasure!

[@Fairwater]

Please keep up this great work Sarah🥰your talent and humour doing Trump, got me through COVID lockdowns🙏🏼🌷

[@HelenRomito-qo7je]

Thank you for coming back! You're fantastic!!!!!!

[@StanarhymeswithDonna]

Sarah…we need you so much!!! Thank you for coming back!!!🤗

[@Crystal_CNY]

Oh. My. Word. I mean. Come on, we ALL, I mean ALLLLLL, Know he has lost it, never had it really but when I see your beautiful face and those perfectly comedic facial expressions I get this weird feeling that makes me grin and happy and lighter.

[@intintoli]

My life has meaning again. Thank you Sarah!!!

[@buch1224]

Make electric sharks charged by wind turbines and make them chase trump in the water

[@HumanofZoey03]

😂

[@patchso]

Sharks never go to sleep so they’re permanently ‘woke’!

[@marianneegland5576]

I LOVE it!!!

[@absolutebginner]

I thought you were going to launch into Make Electric Sharks Great Again

[@verolawson3898]

How lovely that would be 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@florianadolf2256]

On the one hand, it's a sad fact that we have to go back to that kind of humor... on the other hand, I'm really glad, that YOU are doing it😁👍

[@carolebraswell982]

😂😅... I know you definitely do not want to be doing this right now, but I swear... you are just so dang good at it! LOL. I kept laughing long after your video stopped!! 😂

[@dianetrudeau8417]

Your parodies partnered with your facial expressions make me giggle every time! Please don't stop!

[@mdiab9882]

Thank you for the laughs. Sarah you are so funny. You have the snorting down pat.

[@GenXBitch]

Ha! She’s back! Love it 🥰 thank you Sarah 🙏🏼😂🤭

[@katebc9148]

God love ya, Sarah. It can’t be easy to listen and listen to T’s diatribes without getting nauseous. You are a very talented woman who has helped us get through the nightmare that is T. Thank You Sarah!💖

[@Tolbiny]

How I needed this 😂 Love from England.

[@IloveGroot]

A friend sent me a bunch of your videos. You are hilarious, i Love this. Thank you, I really needed these today.

[@macalacalan1175]

From Australia 🦘- please keep these coming Sarah. Your fabulous 'renditions' (or however your performances would be categorised?) are just brilliant in showing what a nut job this odious character really is.

[@brendasmith313]

I love these so much because it really illustrates how ridiculous he is.

[@typemee3757]

I love them cuz Sarah is so much nicer to look at.

[@bchris4873]

Thank you darling. You've got it! Perfect!

[@rzh3443]

Fantastic! We sane people need you now more than ever.

[@rneumeye]

More. Than. Ever! 🥰

[@rayfieldlewis8780]

Absolutely 👏

[@carstarfilm]

Brilliant...as usual! Please do more, especially as we get closer to November!!! We need you Sarah!

[@MADHAUSMARKALLAN]

Sarah! God bless you! I’m a Buddhist and don’t believe in Gods but I feel you must be blessed for doing these… you’re doing good for us! thank you!

[@michiwonderoutdoors2282]

Sharks are immune to electricity in this scenario?

[@jesusdanurse6341]

Nobody ever asked this question 🤔

[@AlexYounger]

…and why do you have to jump over by the shark? A normal person would consider jumping in the opposite direction of "over by the shark." A normal person wouldn’t be saying any of this nonsense out loud either.

[@pee-buddy]

That's a very smart question. Your uncle must have worked at MIT 😁

[@Thiesi]

​@@jesusdanurse6341Must be because no-one has had a relationship to MIT!

[@InnerGiggles]

@@ThiesiI came to say this!! Due to my lack of relationship with MIT, I’m unable to help out with this line of questioning.

[@roglaker9353]

Made my day - we've all been waiting, hoping - and you do not disappoint, you have delivered!

[@elmford]

Oh I missed your impressions. The world needs you NOW. To the camera stat!

[@Nikabrown2020]

Nice to see you again, Sarah, fine job, as always. Nobody does him like you do, I know you want to retire him, we all do, but your job is making us laugh through our tears so you must keep on until the end…….which I do believe is in sight.💙💙💙💙

[@carolynknick6836]

So glad you’re back doing him again. You’re the best. And thanks for getting us through Covid with your humor.

[@Michael43713]

Get in!!!!! UK here. Sarah we need you more than ever. Keep 'em coming!

[@edwintita870]

Really nice to see you back!! Love it!!

[@Julia.echternach]

Omg I was hoping you would do this one as soon as I heard him say it 😂

[@cjkcjk-x3u]

Sarah - you are fantastic. Please run for President - against Trump! You already have my vote

[@JustMyTwoScents]

I remember hearing my late mother talk about electric boats. Well it wasn't electric boats, not really, but now my mother she made these homemade apple pies, anyone ever heard of an apple pie, I know I have, and her apple pies were some of the best apple pies I ever tasted. Best pies ever. Period. Really, look it up. Best pies ever I tell you.

[@petergitto3974]

Sarah, thank you for laughs today! Think we all needed that! Hope you consider material from the debate tomorrow night. Pete

[@insidejazzguitar8112]

So glad she’s doing these again. This was a gem.

[@marlie41]

Oh how I’ve missed this! Thanks for the laughs. 😂❤️

[@juliafiful]

Sarah, you rock!!! Your are the funniest ever, I just can’t stop LoLing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thermodynamics458]

Keep it up! These videos are more important than they should be.

[@DavidArbuckle-sc8zc]

I have missed Sarah Cooper. She is wonderful.

[@donnaandrus2352]

So glad she's back and just in time. That classic look, like " What is he TALKING about?" 😂😂😂 Gets me every time in so many of her videos.