How to build like a Terraria Pro

[@Aques_Aquir]

Instructions unclear. I chocked on a ferret

[@mikk.t.7824]

Instructions unclear: I fingered a ferret

[@Hard_to_be_a_Megumi_Fan]

Instructions unclear. I made an AITA post

[@KleberDKurosaki]

Instructions unclear, It looks like a Racoon

[@sorensmith8403]

@@Aques_Aquir what do you mean by this.

[@max-abobea]

​@@sorensmith8403 "AITA for building a house that makes the NPCs want to get a lobotomy? I (14M) have watched a video where someone was talking about ferrets and making terraria houses, so I decided to start a new world with his tips in mind. And all my houses were crazy, a little bit of ore bricks, wood, dirt for some houses. Until one day, where the guide busted through my door and ate my cat and told me it was revenge for making those houses. Do tell me, reddit, WITA?"

[@ME0WMERE]

At some point this went from ironic to actually informative

[@d_camara]

After the bit where he moved across the country and never saw his friends again i believe

[@cksoup]

the typical informative sorbet voice is fuckin with me

[@smorty3573]

What is a sorbet voice?

[@ravioli-ravioli]

@@smorty3573 5yo gae type of voice i guess. idk i just got here

[@raycon8765]

Ikr, it turns me on so hard.

[@whysharktalesdvd3368]

I've been an architect for 35 years and i can confirm that every single one of these builds are flawless, absolute prodigy.

[@alien3200]

Are you 55 years old

[@caosin3667]

​@@alien3200 He is 35 yo, duh

[@RinnyThePrincess]

1:20 unironically love this house

[@syan2240]

Snail

[@eelacanth]

I shall endeavour to capture the essence of room temperature ketchup.

[@godslayer9000]

April fools aside, this is seriously a good way to get better at building. Vomit random stuff anywhere and then salvage that mess into a good looking house. Limit your block palette to the ones you threw up into the world, try to work within the limitations of the god-forsaken "outlines". This is help you get better at both building naturally and with limited resources.

[@eltiolavara9]

true

[@applebess]

I genuinely forgot it was April Fools until I saw this video. Now all I'm thinking about is weasels, and the occasional ferret.

[@Lemony123]

Ouch, when I watched this I'm excited. Somehow forgot despite just remembering.

[@JoeyJohnDoe688]

I tried to use this advice but I couldn't control my urge to eat the houses afterwards

[@JangoLibre]

I hate it when that happens, always accidentally eat houses

[@limerentwalrus]

Sorbet's houses always remind me of what happens when an overly optimistic zookeeper gives an elephant painting supplies.

[@disricardo-9299]

"If you can turn this into this" killed me

[@Sealthar]

i was listening to this in the background and i thought it was a normal sorbet cafe video until he go to the YOYO MAN AND THEN I TABBED OUT, SAW THE BUILDS ON SCREEN AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[@damnthisisabadname]

Why is 70% of this good advice

[@sorbetcafe]

because I’m a good builder

[@damnthisisabadname]

@@sorbetcafe not 100% try harder next time 😔

[@alien3200]

I use magic builder

[@MonomaDidNothingWrong]

Legitimately the only thing that even slightly made got me for April fools, it got me second guessing whether it was a joke or not, and it made it even harder since it was already past midnight for me

[@regularsama412]

I see no fences, I see no soul

[@sorbetcafe]

rain world hunter

[@JangoLibre]

​@@sorbetcafe J

[@fisewugp]

instructions unclear. I shat my pants

[@ethancknight]

So I just make every house look like a weasel?

[@sorbetcafe]

No, your character should give off weasel energy. Weasel houses have bad feng shui.

[@gonathi117]

​@@sorbetcafeNO their FANGS ARE CUTE. SHUT UP

[@level2pnd]

Can’t wait to use these tips in my next play through!

[@osamaabusamra7543]

Me too😊

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

I actually got a free yoyo from the yoyo man back in elementary school because I volunteered to do the demonstration. It's the only thing I want to remember from elementary school.

[@Lt_Koro]

finally a youtuber who can rival Khaios

[@romansrevengethethirdstrik8086]

Despite the jokey nature, it echoes a theme throughout most of your terraria content. to keep an open mind, and play your way.

[@Jo_962_]

context for those in the future: this was an april fools video

[@purplehaze2358]

Alternative title: "How to build objectively better aesthetically"

[@KaiTheMemeKing]

"You can lie to yourself and call these temporary houses, but we both know you aren't going to make permanent ones" ... I think you just personally attacked 90% of the Terraria community

[@TealZero]

This is how it feels reading the unofficial Terraria Wiki

[@Double_Jae]

2:11 I wasn’t looking at the screen for a bit, and since my name is Jae this freaked me tf out

[@asti50-silly]

ive taken inspiration from my paranoid schizophrenia and ive decided to build a new house using living ultrabright fire blocks, orichalcum ore, and xenon moss.

[@Vaeinoe]

I see you've also taken inspiration from Shmoopie, which is cool

[@KekkusMaximus]

The real april fools was making us believe that the whole video was a joke

[@dimanarinull9122]

I did not expect the ferret.

[@Wrulfy]

I usually draw inspiration from the panopticon to build houses

[@D4RT-one]

this is clear definition of chaotic good

[@eltiolavara9]

i watched this video sound only at work and thought it was a legit guide with some jokes and that the examples looked gorgeous, so imagine my shock when i actually looked at the houses and they were... BETTER than i imagined!!!!!!!!! 10/10

[@Vortexboi11]

This is a masterpiece. Thank you for this tutorial, as now we can all become weasels (and a pharrot (I have no idea how you're supposed to write that))

[@Starwort]

It's 'ferret' btw

[@yanniestyan]

Genuinely the best bulding guide for terraria. Call me chatbot tho, the way I dont see a ladybug in THAT house

[@AsukaFangirlJassy]

the houses: creative. the stories are what i need more of

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

I usually just focus on a group of living trees, and make walls out of leaves or cactus and alternate wood types, darker towards the middle to emulate the dark trunk.

[@aceviscontl8650]

mfrs think this is a april fools joke with how terrible these all are. Yet we all know this is how he actually builds houses

[@smorty3573]

I have no idea if this is a joke or not. I really liked the houses he built and the stories attached to them.

[@dyran2499]

Thanks, I’m going to speed run a toilet now for poop blocks for added variety. NPCs will love the clean vibe.

[@adalwinamillion5477]

My house is now overrun by pine marten

[@flurbleman4486]

how to build like a person who has lost their mind from putting an amount of hours in terraria

[@wubberson4450]

This is the first video of yours I’ve watched. You nearly gave me a heart attack cause I thought you were serious for a moment. After you brought out the spreadsheet I looked at the date though.

[@aqlcaramsm3907]

the funniest part is that the entire pylon section is legitimately just useful

[@9tales9f]

Instruction unclear, I made a torture dungeon

[@janninogabriel9651]

this is not even april fools this is actually good info

[@DerpidyDerp]

Instructions unclear, dead weasel house

[@woodward4789]

I've seen some April fools shitposts in the past but this is psychotic

[@negan699]

thanks this made me feel good about my building skills

[@RapidProbably]

My home gives a forgot to put the water in my 3 minute 30 seconds microwaveable mac and cheese type of vibe.

[@Gobbler.]

thank you, i now build arenas in the shape of weasels

[@GemigenFRX]

This might be the best guide on Terraria house building lol !

[@bigmike8586]

instructions clear. i am now a fossa

[@FreddyFazbearsPizzeriaOfficial]

I'll build a dark damp dungeon because that's how the NPC's are going to be treated. Got it!

[@damnthisisabadname]

April 1st unironically one of my favourite days of the year

[@voyagerwitch]

rain world hunter

[@itsoracle]

Didn't realize you're the guy who did the inv rainworld run, I literally been only playing rainworld and terraria

[@vladimiriv3512]

This gave me so much joy! Thank you! xD

[@batmox734]

I followed this guide and all my npcs died from the carcinogenic material I used in the framework of my houses? what do I do?

[@LudgerProd]

R A I N W O R L D H U N T E R

[@actual_zombie1216]

i unironically kinda like your building style

[@PANGPOWER]

Unironically there are really good points here.

[@errorperson13]

i think i had an aneurysm listening to the backstories, but now i think i have the inspiration that tells me i should build a house that invokes the memories of a time where i accidentally burnt my mac and cheese in the microwave im turning lava into cheese the guide is gonna be living there the wall of flesh beckons for your donation to the CHEESE FOUNTAIN also i didnt realize this was an april fools video until people pointed it out i wish timestamps were absolute lmao

[@Reliccontent]

1:16 do this, and as I got older, I slowly stopped doing it now pretty much almost all wooden houses are temporary and I move to some different part of the world because I play modded terraria. We’re teleportation is cheap. No, I didn’t do it once without mods it was painful to change from the wooden to Not, so wouldn’t ones

[@Bibo-dh3zx]

felt called out on that thumbnail

[@Teratoma..]

Can we get a video on how to build a character that looks like a ferret please, mine all end up as weasels

[@Sancheroid]

I'll no longer be fooled, i realised that today is the april 1st a few vids ago

[@osamaabusamra7543]

Thanks to this tutorial now I can make the best weasel house😃

[@Lawbase]

Intro was funny lmao

[@MasnoCello]

Khaios could never build this well

[@swagmiredoesall]

How to build like a terraria pro: proceeds to show some of the most horrendous terraria houses of all time.

[@great_hedgehog8199]

This might be april fools, but apart from the obvious jokes the majority of the advice is genuinely good, thanks for the inspiration!

[@Unfiltered_Raven]

modern art

[@b1oodzy]

How many videos is Sorbet gonna make about his questionable builds?

[@AtomicBomb-g3d]

Bro why do I think of the wabbits from wakfu when I hear his voice 😭

[@Reliccontent]

3:37 idk about that one G

[@Hanzel06]

I just copy every build I do from reddit then flex about my building skills to my friends. That's how you build bby

[@Kavukamari]

it's just not fair how can we live up to these hoses

[@zacharyclarkson103]

should have saved the SoC video for april fools

[@BoBoN4Uto]

QoL mods users: 10 instahouses are ready with 20 more well on their way

[@yektaagra741]

Picasso ahh terraria guide

[@meefvongrau9814]

3:37 so true

[@mari35EE]

I love how this is a mix of shitpost and advice lmao

[@Swagpion]

Why do complex house when BOX work just fine?

[@KwAnTheSilly]

HOUSE IS HOUSE

[@LiterallyInternet]

I hate the way that some of this information is valid, and then the rest is complete shenanigans. (By hate i mean live)

[@jochemschenk4401]

Rain World? I love Rain World :D

[@r33gz14]

the audio, is magnificent the visuals.... uhh... not so

[@bluetonik4198]

i fucking hate april 1st so much

[@Axillaryking]

2:09

[@Foulder]

Ferret

[@randomguy3324]

2:10 j

[@SeanStClair-cr9jl]

Very weasel, thank you.

[@Heeter]

Your thoughts are farts LOL

[@agentdelta569]

why does the yoyo man exist did my primary school get paid to let them advertise their stuff? why was it / is it so widespread like wtf?

[@keyternal]

J????????????

[@bobosaurus331]

No Phoenix blaster house, 0/10

[@mudspud]

J

[@connorconnor1631]

*j*

[@Odd_Name_for_an_Interest]

/bird

[@AtomicBomb-g3d]

“Vawiedy”