How To Crack Every Nut | Method Mastery | Epicurious

[@breezyg7652]

I’ve learnt to break every nut , filet every fish, cut every fruit , chop every vegetable, how to open every shellfish and mix every cocktail How’s your quarantine going?

[@urban_gse_]

Not great man

[@neneladera]

Sameee I have seen all those videos 😂 same bro

[@aregularinternetuser339]

I've learned the same things

[@tbi143]

I killed a Snake because it killed my dog no joke😢

[@tbi143]

@abraham gracida people tell me it's just a pet but I it felt like losing a friend.

[@campionedi1764]

The professionalism and maturity to not laugh or smile at nut jokes.

[@darioch.193]

Couldn’t be me

[@okgoose3305]

*deez n-*

[@giogio_1895]

You have to be understanding the jokes to laugh at them

[@catkraf]

i think she knows of the jokes but choosing not to laugh . I mean after a while the joke becomes dry

[@yamanzee]

@@okgoose3305 NO bad

[@drumptruck6268]

this is not what i thought of when i heard that anna kendrick was starring in a Nutcracker remake

[@RollingxBigshot]

I don’t see it

[@cillaxandhavesometea]

I keep thinking she looks like someone, and here we are... 🤣

[@daday9760]

@@cillaxandhavesometea same hahahahaha

[@yuriavila2250]

THIS

[@Saimeren]

It's the eyes.

[@wubberson4450]

I appreciate the sheer amount of innuendos in this video, whether intended or not, delivered in such a professional manner. This was truly a treat to watch.

[@johnrusselpabon9665]

Me : Time to Sleep KZbin: "How to crack every Nut" Also Me: Well Well Well Lets Find out

[@hereallyisfranz]

Literally happened to me

[@johnrusselpabon9665]

It happens to me all the time 😂

[@Daesarul]

Same

[@xalted8111]

I did the same thing with their video on how to shell every crustacean

[@braindeadman1829]

Same

[@kanserthecrab899]

Side effects might include: -Breaking of the lower midsection -Bleeding -Swelling -A better understanding of this video’s meaning

[@Azuremind.]

Nuts can bleed? Not the human anatomy

[@jvhunko]

R/cursedcommets

[@Azuremind.]

@@jvhunko I agree

[@user-tu8nq6pw9h]

What if you hit the sperm gland?

[@lsieman65]

@@Azuremind. not the thing i would ask about this comment but ok

[@adrih8694]

I love how humans haven't gotten past the "hit it with a rock" stage with some nuts

[@lingeringheadache945]

Because some time's the simplest way is the best way

[@VaporwaveyVibes]

They should use the fist for smaller ones.

[@chandy3859]

It's all about cost effective

[@fariszakimy]

If it works, it works

[@aregularinternetuser339]

I just lift it up and smash it on the table, works with most nuts

[@TheJordie38]

You know, I'm something of a nut buster myself

[@honkachunka5361]

“After roasting your nuts, let’s them cool completely, and then your gonna blend them up in a food processor”. I felt that

[@jetako]

oh my god. No children generator would be created

[@rrcuber212]

You're *

[@readyplayeridk8571]

Time stamp ?(●’◡’●)ﾉ

[@kingsalem9966]

Omg I felt that aswell smh my poor nuts

[@gorydelight]

@@rrcuber212 no its your

[@cienciandre]

Curious fact: in Brazil, Brazil nuts are called Pará nuts, and Pará is a specific state in Brazil (maybe in Pará they call them just nuts, idk)

[@ErC0411]

in germany we call them para nuts, too

[@FilippaSkog]

In Sweden er call them para nuts (paranötter) too!

[@aisatsano]

Filippa Skog i didnt knew that, thats to nice... paranotter wow, i’m from pará so..

[@hanabrito2713]

In Pará we usually just call it nut indeed

[@DimiDzi]

idk in Bulgaria we have have a breakfast food dzhumayka called after a city but still even in this city we call it that way

[@M4g1ckM1k3]

Nut: I have went through thousands of years of evolving this hard shell to protect my insides Humans: Haha nut go crack

[@potatogamer3830]

Unfortunately The Human loves to smash things with rocks, therefore all those years of Evolution was all for nothing.

[@jesseedge-danjer7657]

@@potatogamer3830 Years of academy training wasted!

[@tatteredandtorn]

69th like

[@fangamer2206]

@@jesseedge-danjer7657 😅 nice.

[@buskergirl]

Her: "Gently crack it not to destroy the inside". Also her: *proceeds to destroy the inside*

[@theothetaurus1931]

I was bored so I decided to count Everytime she said the word "nut" weather it was in a word like "nutcracker or coconut" or it was a word by itself and she said the word nut 98 times throughout this entire video

[@wisanggenikertyaadi9568]

That's a lot of nut

[@NurLaylaFaizati]

Gabutnyaaa 🤣🤣

[@ceasefire2825]

i can bust a nut to that

[@Mustachiokatt]

@@ceasefire2825 don't tho?

[@ceasefire2825]

@@Mustachiokatt aight bet

[@Haley.Nick0le]

Normal culinary art schools: " Gently crack the pecan around the shell with pliers" Texan culinary art schools: "Now gently stomp the hell out of the pecan like a horse stomping on a snake"

[@laralashus5055]

me in 2nd grade on the playground !!

[@flywilder8201]

Me at my old house stealing pecans from my neighbours

[@Wizzard_2006]

And then there’s me: *bites them*

[@wiglog7]

Ah, a fellow ye haw’er

[@flywilder8201]

@@wiglog7 if Arizona is a yee-haw state then ye

[@Hannah-rb6do]

Me: has severe nut allergy Also me: they do every kind though

[@wolf25705]

That was me with the Shellfish video

[@Janes_Jam]

Same

[@curse4384]

Honestly, im like “so how do i do the pecan, when I could die from it”💀

[@kaiserluch9322]

You stole this

[@AJwhy]

😂 same

[@adelmudag1883]

As a person living in a country with lots and lots of coconuts, Im shocked of her method of opening them.

[@ivancaraig1715]

Ikr. Western style I guess

[@JorgeHernandez-zy7yh]

Pecans and nuts too. It's fun as a parody sketch.

[@Snipurfeyyhatesmath]

It’s a fruit or nuts? From to coconut tree from the koko palm family

[@valhein09]

@@Snipurfeyyhatesmaththe coconut is a big big nut

[@ligondesenuts769]

@@Snipurfeyyhatesmath Its not a nut but a fruit

[@bkes8196]

Others: nutcracker, hammer, knives, scissors, pliers Nepal: Stone.

[@Ja92fy]

Honestly, stone works best

[@ariswahyudi8367]

Classic

[@GR-sx9ri]

It’s a universal key lol

[@jseff69]

Monke style wins.

[@johnpaul5241]

Beggars. Lol.

[@definitively2152]

Me: *clicks vid* Also me: *goes straight to the comments*

[@user-uf9uy8nn8q]

DUDE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH SAME

[@Yichh]

r/relatable

[@eldbryce8231]

Same

[@upenyumazarura1580]

I just did that

[@td536]

She gets paid for say nut for a long periodicly time

[@ruxxy_j5667]

My mom opens a "mature coconut" in less than 10 secs into exactly similar 2 halfs. The trick is to hit on the vertical nudges on the coconut while holding it horizontal. So you hit the nudges on the coconut perpendicularly.

[@dehasim]

This method is taught here in other video, i guess, for the holes i just use a thin knife to open a hole

[@ayeshaananna2276]

Yeah... I also learn it recently... we Bangladeshi use boti ( knife) and cracke that

[@thRealBochyboy]

Then there will be no baby's produces, and if in some miracle the baby is made, it won't have breast milk either!!!

[@ryandumaguit4724]

As a Filipino yes this is how we do it.

[@Archepion]

I open young coconut in 7 seconds

[@kalam3925]

This lady is professional at not laughing at nut jokes👍

[@savetrees4324]

The moment i saw the title i knew what the comments would be about......

[@animeshsah5843]

Lol me tooo ...

[@thedarkfire7580]

Ahhh i see ur a man of culture as well

[@deeznutzgamer1340]

Spirit Bomber you know what you mean by big nut

[@hopeworldhobi5813]

Spirit Bomber same

[@25condiscount70]

I was hoping the comments wouldn't be about that, but you can't expect goodness from the KZbin comments

[@DonDannyBoy]

She didn't even crack a smile when she said "nut milk".

[@randyrex2007]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rolandremzmejorada4641]

6:29 for those people too impatient to wait for it.

[@destadoda]

Pun intended?

[@madeinheaven5520]

DonDannyBoy Ever heard of “Almond Milk” **Wait Hol up.... Almonds dont have udders....**

[@miuiruma5626]

xAccxrate Ninjas r/whoooosh

[@thedollfin112]

"And for our tougher nuts, I have a *hammer* " I don't think she understands the phrase beat the meat

[@wurtknurte7283]

I feel bad for her husband, if she has one.

[@mintybluej]

Why does DIO look like he’s imitating thunder cross split attack xd

[@Wizzard_2006]

Oh my god 😂

[@okuyashoenishoemura3533]

Josuke Higashikata OI JOSUKE

[@t0m9g]

she’s kinky

[@dogguy2012]

Awesome Ann !! Thanks so much, perfect content and demonstrations !

[@puppyhowler]

nuts: we have evolved in a way that makes it difficult to eat us human: i'm about to pull what's called a pro gamer move

[@Yo_Soy_Pirok]

Yes, nut milk

[@kgb9167]

The commenters: In terms of maturity, we have no maturity

[@Buggster101]

Meee

[@hugi8394]

*yes*

[@lieu2102]

What's that? 😂

[@c03n64]

I like your name

[@alejololer]

@Katipller balls lmao

[@iddlydiddly3248]

"You can actually make milk with any nut" Me: *"Haha time to make pistachio milk"*

[@skimpadimp6373]

Time to milk my utter if you know what I mean.

[@yeeeee72]

@@skimpadimp6373 o

[@wattson451]

Honestly, as a Southeast Asian, I don't understand it when people drink coconut milk. It's an ingredient for many recipes but we don't see it as a drink. To us it's like seeing someone drinking pure chicken stock.

[@nate500]

@@wattson451 well drinking chicken stock is my dream and prefer for you to not judge me

[@ChanceKearns]

Wattson its literally nasty water

[@tigressjinx]

My late father had a party trick where he could crack a brazil nut with his bare hands. He would put the nut on a wooden chopping board (less slippery and protects the table) and bear in mind brazil nut shells are triangular, so there's a hard ridge pointing up. He'd then use the heel of his hand to slam down on the nut and crack it open, often in one go. That man had the broadest, most calloused hands I've ever seen. And if you were wondering, yes, he looked like a Viking.

[@Doubl_Troubl]

Title: how to crack every nut *oh no* Girl: and inside of the shell is the *meat* we eat *OH NO*

[@bigbrain5502]

69 likes amazing

[@wisnuzakarialorensa3479]

*NUT* breaking intensifies

[@claytonchen5670]

When you realize you are doing a jojo reference

[@vortex_115]

*starts hyperventilating*

[@ultimategreentiger2782]

... ... ... ... What

[@louikdavidardilablandon1442]

"I'm not gonna bury my nut in dirt" best out of context phrase ever.

[@kadenbane]

Except for maybe "You can make your own nut milk at home"

[@ilgn2466]

Omg i knew there were gonna be jokes abt "not all the nuts" or some but you guys are something else

[@kadenbane]

@@ilgn2466 Yeah, but "you can make your own nut milk at home"

[@fraz727]

You confirm the theory that males always think about sex

[@eo46]

@UCymSQ3L9kKJ-kpAxDONdkTw That's not how proving theory works that's like saying your rude then you confirmed that every person is an rude

[@morganwiddison]

When she went to tie her hair back I was like: DUDE. THIS JUST GOT REAL.

[@allmightysuntzu7402]

Plot twist: the young coconut was underage and the fbi is watching this video

[@YutaOkkotsu666]

Bruh

[@ssenpaijeje]

@@allmightysuntzu7402 oh no.

[@batkamarri13]

@@YutaOkkotsu666 Hey bro can you tell josuke his hair is looking fly today, Also tell kakyoin not to kill polnareff for calling him weak, thanks and have a great day.

[@batkamarri13]

👨🏼‍🦰🖐💺: HE WHAT!!!??

[@chrisspringer614]

Thanks so much! I use a cut pool noodle and place the macadamia nut inside and then use a hammer. Works really well and contains the nut.

[@vaibhavreddy8296]

Me: Goes to the Institute of Culinary Education Chef: So today we are going to learn how to crack open every kind of nut! Chef: So onto the Black Walnut, now if I use a nutcracker it won't open, so what should I use? Me: There's probably a designated tool Also the chef: *pulls out the hammer*

[@GojosBackHand]

It works 😂😂😂

[@theresa.y5221]

chef : Now, Lets use my nuts

[@ChoriDinawan]

she says "it's technically not a nut." my brain sings the Kokonut song

[@charlmarkane7681]

I get that smokey mountain reference there! haha!

[@jerricaleonard2123]

I love that song.

[@tugboattheflatgamer2246]

@Jackie Tearie dee Koko nut nut is great big nut and if you eat too much you get very fat.

[@skizzlegaming9634]

Haha I was just thinking that

[@ichhaiezv6395]

Kokosnoot

[@therealosama7368]

Ann: you do not want chestnuts exploding in your oven Me: i want that

[@poofighters]

Did I catch that wrong?

[@davidepalad8549]

You dont want to bust a nut in the oven

[@carsonschill1635]

That sounds weird out of context

[@valx1o0]

Me and my cousin used to go out in my great great grandma’s backyard and pick pecans, and sometimes we would eat them and sometimes we would get big paper bags put them in there and sell them for about 5-10 dollars each. It was fun as a 5 year old!

[@cherry_uvu8632]

"How to crack every nut" The kid with nut allergy: *chuckles* im in danger

[@rinnhart]

@Ruthafart! Art Minecraft and More Your suffering shall be delicious.

[@xanaxnation]

I swear to god when the “hammer time” thing came I up I was about to a seizure

[@itzcelyrian]

I am actually epileptic, nothing happened thankfully.

[@skimpadimp6373]

@@itzcelyrian good luck at a rave.

[@ohjordyn8312]

That made me a laugh

[@beesechurger622]

Epicurious: *haha human go brr*

[@doxasnike4789]

Can’t touch this

[@jeanstarnes4551]

Her: we’re gonna roast them Me: *begins yelling insults at the chestnuts* Her: I’m putting them on my baking sheet and now we’re gonna bake them Me: *beings apologizing to the chestnuts*

[@paulinas8595]

THIS IS GOLD

[@jvhunko]

Now were going to crack them: *proceeds to break the chestnuts in half*

[@santannyyy]

nerds

[@maceinmyeyes6915]

The elementary school I went to was right next to some houses and one house had a pecan tree that was over the fence, and it’d drop some pecans on the school’s sides and a lot of students would go to the tree to enjoy some pecans every here and then during recess. Good memories, and love pecans

[@aliceetc]

my brain: you’re literally allergic to all nuts. when will you ever use this information? me: i MUST WATCH.

[@jojoelle1442]

you're welcome for the nice likes

[@emmalynguerrero9687]

Alice Ding SAMEEEE

[@iafozzac]

Her: it's technically not a nut My mind: THEEEEEE COCONUT NUT IS A BIG BIG NUT

[@doctoramigo4620]

But its not a nut Its the koko fruit Of the koko tree Of the koko palm family

[@forxe1894]

Legend like this

[@mlgdigimon]

iafozzac the coconut song

[@gardenjhr]

So I’m not the only one who remember that song it’s been like 4 years since I’ve heard it

[@faithyywapp_]

IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH YOU'LL GET VERY FAT

[@MenatllyIllEngineer]

Secret ending: *they bring a screaming and tied up guy onto the table*

[@masontran8076]

How to open a P-nut

[@matthewsotomayor3934]

This is my favorite comment

[@coolspacemonkeywithcigar]

yes yes yes yeeeeeees

[@NonsenseOblige]

He's gonna be one tough nut to crack... but he's gonna crack, all right.

[@puopoup]

Mason Tran yeeyeyeeye

[@tracywalsh9330]

The stuffed animals are ADORABLE!!! x

[@alluseri]

This comment section is a one, big, hour long video of r/cursedcomments...

[@Juggling_necromancer]

r/ihavereddit

[@rainzel]

Yup you are right

[@thefricking5407]

That's why I like it

[@iittledog2419]

I have lost all faith in humanity...

[@oliviacolombiadontraiseupndown]

I hate it here 💀

[@coolcoolguy6582]

Nut: ima make a hard shell to protect my insides Humans: hmm here’s something hard that is very difficult to break. I wonder if whatever is inside is edible?

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

Same with chiles Chiles:Finally nothing will eat me now Humans:Wow this burns my mouth i wonder if i can farm this

[@unnamedfox2744]

Same with lemons: I’m gonna be so sour that no one would like my taste, finally I’ll thrive Humans: oh that’s bitter! My mouth feels weird, I wonder what else I can make bitter

[@dentist8444]

Same with coconut Coconut: my shell is so strong! Nobody will hurt me Humans: ah yes drink

[@troy8105]

Well the coconut is much more nuttier than the other ones...

[@nodochitsu]

Nut: *sweats profusely*

[@bl4ck_desir391]

"Nuts are such a delicious, nutritious food to eat every day, they are a great source of protein" I mean, she's right.

[@JakeM4B]

*she*

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

Get a job.

[@gg.1739]

Please go outside

[@theresa.y5221]

@@JakeM4B Ahhhhhhh...

[@LucasXavierReis]

😳

[@izzyhelianthus]

As a person who live in tropical region, I can vouch that nobody chew the young coconut fibers like she did.

[@s0d4c4n4]

shes so professional she didn’t even laugh when saying nut edit:woah i didnt expect my comment to hit 1k likes 😮 thank you

[@mutated__donkey5840]

If you laugh from the word “nut” you’re just childish

[@livingtrashbag1077]

@@mutated__donkey5840 oh look we have mr adult here 🙄🙄

[@Bacdini]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@iittledog2419]

@@Calv-tb1bx B I G N U T

[@mendedfaun1372]

@@iittledog2419 M E G A N U T

[@mythicm6527]

This is a difficult video to watch during November...

[@cyanblue5888]

I'm watching it now😅

[@zach_science3009]

@@cyanblue5888 same xD

[@harisgougoudis8274]

Sinners

[@newkid619]

@@harisgougoudis8274 *Casually, but slowly, eats cashew*

[@lukie8315]

"the Turkish Pistachio is in the same family as a California Pistachio." Mm yes. I see the floor is made up of floor.

[@Kristofy1]

lmfao

[@Kristofy1]

btw im turkish and pistachios are so commonly used in Turkey, they make pistachio ice cream, pistachio desserts and stuff

[@gailhull9444]

Pfft gahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@zareverso1494]

Hush intelectual

[@heyfella6233]

WHAT IS THAT LOGO MY GOD

[@voodoo_on_u]

We use a cork screw to make a hole to get the coconut water out. We also use a vice that's attached to my dad's work bench to crack macadamia

[@tonytancos8051]

You're expecting me to watch 20 minutes of someone cracking nuts? *You're absolutely right*

[@jon8833]

You'd be NUTS not to, tbh

[@bryanrobles4430]

"I'm not gonna bury my nut in dirt" Me either lol

[@perfectsusanoo2915]

*neither

[@ercanteke7597]

@@Pyro-rt3se ohh the sweet innocent mind

[@wp8978]

Bury*

[@senorerror1825]

This is just a pacifist way to say,"Don't ever cheat on me."

[@shenanikenz]

I just gave you your 69th like

[@senorerror1825]

@@shenanikenz thnks😊

[@varis_creats8621]

Very sweet way to explain it 🤣🤣🤣

[@sanstheskeleton5757]

Yea pretty much

[@saucemaster1527]

Cringe

[@jessicawatson891]

hey i know this is a pretty dumb question but is 1:55 triggering for people who have epilepsy? it just seems really fast

[@meaninglez100]

"Time for bed" KZbin recommendations: "Not so fast"

[@tanktalesans]

always bust a nut before you sleep

[@daamk1396]

Nut so fast 😏

[@mieczyslaw7984]

@@tanktalesans um but not literally

[@wakemercs]

@@daamk1396 instructions unclear, drunk my nut jar in under 2 seconds.

[@jetako]

After this in your recommendations *consider the following:* *-Don't sleep* *-pee your pants*

[@outtaspace1566]

I’m Malaysian, this is my first time watching people cut coconut like that. Why you cut it that way D: We mostly use ‘parang’, larger and long type of knife for heavy duty like these. And for matured coconut just use the back of the knife so it won’t ruin your knife. It’s much easier than using hammer.

[@jerivingarcia4800]

Same here in the Philippines... we use a large BOLO knife and we grate coconut meat out of their inner shells... after we remove the outer husk... right

[@oliviamalerich462]

Hammer is the standard way to open them in the US, or atleast that’s why I’ve always been told to do. You drain it by sticking an ice pick in one of the eyes first. I never knew there were other methods. Young coconuts aren’t common here either, but you can find them. I’ve never actually seen one in a store here in the Midwest.

[@yourbestfriend7526]

@@jerivingarcia4800 i like coconut juice too my fav is lamao or lamaw? Coconut juice?

[@mfkimkai]

By parang u mean machete??

[@berylahinful9454]

Same in Ghana

[@nikolydordaniza335]

Rapper : I want a meaningful name Also rapper : 15:51

[@xalted8111]

Made me laugh. Thanks 😂

[@ultimateblade4127]

Really, though.

[@WeLoveYouAkriaToriyama]

I laugh hard for some reason

[@a_kemiii]

Lmao this is so good

[@FronkieTheSaltyRat]

I CHOKED

[@zcarp8642]

10:50 The kola nut was used in original coca cola, along with the coca leaf, Coca and kola

[@nicebassbro6753]

She attac She hacc But most importantly She cracc

[@bumpy21]

No its protec and attac

[@nicebassbro6753]

@@bumpy21 know your memes

[@kingnightcap831]

Hehee boiii

[@smileymissile2360]

@@nicebassbro6753 he's right but it has 2 "C"s

[@voidies8686]

Fun fact a coconut is not a nut correct me if I’m wrong I learned that from the coconut song

[@itsverixcity241]

You know... why they call coco palm trees coco palms.... because they... Um... have a type of tree nut called.... OH WAIT! A coconut....

[@yayidkyupwoo]

It's called a coconut because the shell of the coconut is really hard. Someone please correct if I am wrong. That's just what I believe.

[@adouuuyt5299]

Me to

[@gravecreations8673]

Please do correct me if im wrong but coconut is coconut

[@Saardiinka]

Its a cocofruit ;)

[@raiderclan8756]

Instructions unclear, I can no longer have children.

[@eliearly420]

The real tragedy is that you can no longer produce testosterone.

[@andreiryancaballero8327]

R/holup

[@hijinkswillensue9666]

Ouch

[@mangotree1032]

Nice

[@leonardrocamora966]

@@mangotree1032 w-what

[@katiem.3109]

I love the cute little stuffed squirrels!

[@ItsHuntPiggeh]

for the young coconut, you can just scoop the flesh of using a spoon. for the matured coconut, the flesh is hardened and the best why to extract it is by shredding it using a metal scoop, it'll comes off "stringy" but perfect to squeeze it to make coconut milk

[@lianoronha]

ikr.. she destroyed the mature coconut... i felt sorry for it 🤧

[@santaabolina7235]

My grandma used to make a coffee from acorns. Most delicious coffee I have ever tasted. She roasted them dark and then grinded with stone grinder (they are so tough that electric grinders will break). Quite a lot of work but she usually made much and then used all year long.

[@Furetchen]

The hammer text could... really, really stand to not flicker so violently. Halfway into the video and I'm just averting my eyes every time the hammer comes into frame.

[@jayrec12]

Pecans remind me of my great grandma and great grandpa they always had a bucket of pecans In their entryway that me and my siblings would take some from and open them with our shoes and Munch on them. I miss them

[@joeskull1851]

Me: **Sees An Acorn** Also me: “Hey that’s the nut from Ice Age!”

[@thesand5077]

Nice

[@egg9318]

no...

[@unlimitedpower99]

*Y E S !*

[@jamiehughes5573]

*Scrat wants to know your location*

[@absolutelybagel2218]

Same

[@xyrhonpascual8778]

The way she cracks the mature and the immature coconut is just nightmare to me -philippines

[@chernoalphaspunch]

As an Indonesian, me too

[@amiemaria3304]

Malaysian and thailand to

[@marinabarter9943]

For Brazilians as well!

[@shysensei2348]

As an Indian I cringed too. She butchered the poor coconuts.

[@andrewgranadosjimenez9540]

Clearly she doesn't know anything about the coconut flesh, she will eat bark. Disgusting!!!

[@koreboredom4302]

That one seemingly innocent christian girl in school:

[@dyspnoe586]

Noone knows how to respond to that ,but everyone definitely agrees with u.

[@bbbelt_far]

PFFFFFFFFFT AHAHAH

[@lworc]

she looked like the emma

[@SudyCrumbz]

I've learned how to crack every nut, chop every vegetable, cut every fruit, fillet every fish, crack every shellfish and mix every cocktail. Man collectin these like infinity stones

[@umayamdf7420]

".. And that's how you open the young coconut". Me: NO

[@Orion-xc9rk]

Exactly

[@RedScorpionSL]

Exactly 😂

[@Xaydex87]

Exactly

[@crelos3549]

Exactly

[@ariffpro]

Exactly

[@justjaguar2314]

In elementary school, we had an oak tree outside, and we sometimes just sat under it, picking some acorns, and grinding away their skin on the concrete, until there was only the insides left. That was sometimes our "program" in the breaks. 3 or 4 of us, in a circle, crouching or sitting on the concrete, grinding acorns😂😂😂

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

JustJaguar my dad would “entertain” my brother and I every acorn season by asking my brother and I to collect acorns for the squirrels in winter. We would spend hours collecting acorns after school.

[@IceKreacher]

Jacqueline Underwood that's so lovely!

[@danielribeiro1433]

i used to do that exact same thing

[@JoaoRodca]

Back at my house in Brazil, we have a steel door that has a ball-shaped indent, caused by a macadamia nut that we tried to crack using the "door hinge technique" years ago haha

[@AyAReI00]

Hahahaha

[@adamhafiddin9564]

Dude your door is a legend

[@JoaoRodca]

@@adamhafiddin9564 ikr, the indent is just a scar of the many many nut crack wars she faced

[@ranjanachand9306]

So efficiently demonstrated.. Thanks😊

[@ProximaCentauri88]

11:49 The pili nut has very hard shell, pointy at the opposite ends. I live in Bicol, the region in the Philippines where pili trees are grown. We use a rock and some other tools like sundang to open it. My favorite pili nut candy is the Conserva from my grandma's home province, Sorsogon, southernmost part of Bicol.

[@dylancrozier84]

That's awesome. What's the candy like?

[@ProximaCentauri88]

@@dylancrozier84 I think someone needs to acquire the taste to appreciate it. We mix the nuts with sugarloaves that are wrapped in banana leaves.

[@dylancrozier84]

@@ProximaCentauri88 That sounds good, I'd try it if I could

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Yo I remember that candy though taste great

[@RealBasicHuh]

Me too, on which province do you live? I'm in albay.

[@angelicaM88]

Omg as a born and raised Caribbean My heart was pounding when she murderd that coconut. That is NOT how to efficiently open a coconut. Firstly to get the juice out from the soft spot eye u can just use a knife(even a butter knife will do). Put a hole into the eye and then get the juice out. Afterwards you have to look for the 3 body rines of the coconut. When u gently hit those rines from the top to bottom of the coconut, one rine will give away and ur coconut will openup nicely in 2

[@eun496]

THATS HOW MY FAMILY DOES IT

[@marilenemamaclay2993]

I use nail and hammer and it does the job perfectly

[@StalePiano]

Yessss

[@chelsey8737]

I mean yeah but not everyone opens coconuts regularly. Are the California and I have never bought a coconut even so despite her being a chef that doesn't mean that she opens them regularly so this might just be the way that she was taught in the way that she knows how to do it.

[@varali915]

@@chelsey8737 no she ain't no chef she literally said she's gonna cut the coconut FIBRE into MANDIBLE pieces. that's just so cringy, you cant eat the outer fibre beyond the hollow sphere filled with water, the coconut meat is *inside* the sphere and it's soft wiggly and translucent white, the fibre she just chopped into bits calling it coconut meat will give you diarrhea. i.e. it's meant to be thrown away

[@QuintetMagician]

Pecans are so nostalgic to me. I grew up in Oklahoma, and my grandma had a pecan tree in her yard. She'd bring over giant tubs of pecans when she babysat me and we'd spend all day cracking them and filling up giant ziploc bags with them! Good times.

[@dylancrozier84]

That sounds like a fun time, pecans rule

[@celestite2184]

Pecans grow in trees ? 🤨

[@Goldi-Luc]

@@celestite2184 are you joking? most nuts grow in trees. you probably don't know that peanuts grow under ground either then.

[@celestite2184]

@@Goldi-Luc this would be correct but tbh I’m not really interested in learning about how nuts grow

[@Goldi-Luc]

@@celestite2184 thats sad. the way plants grow can be so interesting. we all have different interests though.

[@noniiimpicci]

Idk why but I love her hands sm

[@nightshadekelly]

In like 2nd grade one of my friends and I bought a huge bag of mixed nuts with our Christmas money and spent a whole day figuring out ways to open them without tools. Honestly it was one of the funnest days I had as a kid lol.

[@spreademu1218]

Nobody My Brain: Hey do you wanna learn how to open every nut?!? Me: Uhh no not rea... My Brain: Ok!! Sounds fun.

[@dumbleking5172]

*proceeds to the comments immediately*

[@jocelynrowland5618]

Epicurious: How to crack every nut Me, who has a severe nut allergy: watches the whole video knowing that i will never use this knowledge

[@hamsandwichbandit8525]

You can eat coconuts

[@tj_0824]

Jocelyn Rowland Same with me!

[@denvertikky4088]

69th like, proud

[@Vdetty]

Coconuts are not nuts.

[@bluesclues.]

me right now 😎

[@smallshrimpin6939]

this is what i needed on a saturday night

[@eushieedyeen1109]

People living in tropical countries be like: wHy dO yOu oPen A cOcOnUt lIkE tHat?! O_O

[@kemellymendes5033]

Yeah

[@bobbyhardiantosadono6964]

Yeah

[@deniserosalin8681]

to scrape the soft meat of the coconut...dry up the shell...use it to polish our floors(old-school style), use it as a pot for flowers especially like orchids and as an alternative coal

[@caligohope]

Honestly that was one of the worst ways i've seen how to open a coconut. Its not even that hard to open them and u definitely do not need a hammer. Also the young coconut was a bit too young and there wasnt any coconut meat in it. She was calling the coconut shell and husk part as meat🤦‍♀️

[@parejaangelitanaomib.8803]

@@deniserosalin8681 bunot

[@tylerdarlington4269]

"Those are two different kinds of pecans but there are over 500 types" Well how do we crack those, huh? Doesn't seem like Every Nut to me if youre missing at least 498 kinds. Smh this clickbait

[@leavi2520]

🤬

[@Imyourmoose]

Would you watch 20 hours of only opening eatch pecan nut till finally you can watch another nut and then watch 20 hours opening all the wallnuts and so on.

[@rosie6441]

Aven Darlington so huh u would be willing to watch 48 hours (2 full days) of some girl just cracking peacans? And walnuts and stuff just look up “how to crack a ________ Nut ????????

[@Imyourmoose]

@@rosie6441 youre saying what i said, also with the pecans and wallnuts 😂

[@Osiris1K]

Chill fam chill😅😂😜

[@pessimisticcaistairs]

For the mature coconuts: to get out the liquid use a corkscrew in one of the three holes at the top. It works wonders.

[@AhmedKhan-dp4ez]

Its beautiful. I watched this for 5 hours now.

[@inhumanpapi565]

As soon as I saw this in my recommended... I was like “Oh boy, the comment section is gonna be fulllllll of nut jokes” Well, I wasn’t wrong

[@Someone-yb2xp]

11:15

[@n.3316]

I was the 69th like💀

[@aliafxx]

69 likes this is too perfect

[@moisescontreras5059]

Becky: Ugh he cheated on me!! Jessica: You have to get him back Becky: How??? *Epicurious:*

[@popnpets8022]

Becky: oh I understand 😏

[@chaimaehabiba5115]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@mark012498]

I'm super disappointed in Epicurious. They say that they'll cover every single nut in the video but where were "Deez"?

[@lvjm6320]

mark012498 They do nut know

[@terenceangelo8714]

A comment like this with 69 likes (at this time)???? Nice

[@sg-qi7np]

i didn’t see any updog either :(

[@seijakaczynski]

@@sg-qi7np people sadly dont watch sawcon to learn about updog these days

[@shiitake5msm]

Ikr?? They didn't even feature Joe.. Smh

[@Aviation4life1736]

'for a comfortable last moments of his life' me: *rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣

[@rei_ny]

I think the coconut part is supposed to be the comedy part of the vid? Because if that's how these chefs does it-that's probably illegal somewhere.

[@phenixtechyt]

Lol

[@nesper8]

Yes In Kerala

[@vyvidcolourpencil]

Watching her cutting the coconut is so uncomfortable for me cuz I've never seen anyone in Vietnam does it, might as well not even in Asia

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

@@vyvidcolourpencil i believe almost everyone in asia (or at least southeast asia) opens it with some sort of large blade (a traditional weapon perhaps) or a heavy cleaver

[@noritanoordin8891]

@@exxelsetijadi5348 parang

[@maianawork9649]

As an islander I cringed when she did the coconuts

[@MrBeary-cn3br]

Haha yeah especially the mature one. That really not the best way to crack that open.

[@hwsnghw]

omg yes especially that mature coconut tho

[@sirmastermind517]

Here, here!

[@seeleenamohammed7725]

Same here

[@landewell6862]

SUPER

[@chaossnuclearbrush6179]

Her:uses tools for each nut* Me: *Teeth*

[@bloodybladenum1920]

I do the same thing, teeth are the best tool to break things INCLUDING TEETH

[@googlehomeboi9975]

Teeth nah L E G

[@Solace6428]

I do this too... but HIGHLY advise against it. I've broken my teeth so much that pressing my front teeth (top and bottom) together hurts a lot

[@icosahedral8197]

Also you some time later : no teeth

[@mohammadgagat7589]

Me: TOE

[@michaelogden5958]

The garlic press trick is genius!

[@sikkend9823]

white ppl: "and that's how you open up a young coconut" my mexican family: *swings machete around*

[@jacobhernandez5335]

😂😂

[@nipuniperera9918]

I think this applies to anyone who eats coconut on a regular basis.

[@CoatHanger25]

Same for my Caribbean family. I admit her method is neater but machete = s p e e d

[@anaksamanananggal3940]

My Filipino family: *stabs coconut like a psychopath* Edit: I keep editing my comment cuz it so hard to describe how they cut it. Sorry

[@eric-fz4xp]

Eastern assian family: speedruning crack a coconut

[@sen5466]

"I'm not gonna bury my nuts in dirt" -Epicurious, 2020

[@youngbucc4173]

Me: reads title *instantly looks through comment section*

[@Cole._.Trainn]

I’m so glad I’m watching this while I eat despite me having a peanut and tree nut allergy