How To Fillet Every Fish | Method Mastery | Epicurious

[@toxixbob8375]

I like dis dude, he's not over the top and knows what he's talking about

[@AlbertoTuber]

Well if you are chef with a career of 30 years it's normal to "be over the top" (I would want others to know how much experience and how expert I am), moreover by telling us they show how much experience they have

[@jme4567]

Especially when he was talking about the mackerel 😉

[@jme4567]

@@AlbertoTuber That's just ego. Sure you can do that but I doubt others will listen long enough for you be finished.

[@ivan-yl6rr]

@@jme4567 think he's being sarcastic

[@jme4567]

@@ivan-yl6rr thanks for that, but believe it or not there is a font for sarcasm. It's not that I'm that much of an idiot it's just that tone isn't as obvious through text, especially to strangers such as myself.

[@ZaphkieI]

The little trumpet after each introduction gives me life for some reason.

[@Racheldutt]

Same here bro

[@dootskely2923]

Did some one say trumpet

[@HeyItsHypno]

@@dootskely2923 🎺

[@joshsimons3005]

Toot

[@auhsojacosta1672]

🎶📢

[@TheKlyn10]

I don't even like seafood, but there's always something about watching someone handle a knife and make clean cuts that is fascinating.

[@survivalplayer2203]

Clinton D'Costa yea it’s just so satisfying

[@pacificcoastpiper3949]

Clinton D'Costa do what I do then, learn to whittle or carve wood

[@greenbean5068]

Clinton D'Costa lmao right that’s the only reason I’m watching it

[@JimenezMed]

Jaxon Reaper same lol

[@ahmedalwarraqi1101]

Same 😅

[@Freddy_Fazbear_1983_]

"Don't get too stressed, it's okay." I just got comforted by a fisherman 🥺💕

[@UnsinkabIeSam]

i love fishermen😔✊️

[@joshuavaldez9330]

Fisherman has my back when no one else didn’t

[@bingolinging]

Butcher*?

[@rosebearcat]

A fishmonger :D

[@katiechambers2287]

“Don’t get too stressed, it’s ok” whatever you say handsome fish man

[@tylermoses7829]

Right! I usually buy fresh whole fish or live fish from Asian markets in the US. However, I live in Asia for business most of the year, and its easily and readily available everywhere. So, prepping fish isn't anything new for me. But...I can't stop watching him. haha

[@andrerey29]

I know right hahaha

[@lifewithindi8388]

He fish guy aka shellfish guy aka ocean guy

[@laddttt6808]

shut up Katie.

[@dd-yz5xs]

Ladd Ttt shut up

[@ahndeux]

Don't be fooled. This guy is a true professional. He makes it look much easier than it is in real life. Damn he is GOOD!

[@malkhalifa3D]

I filleted my first fish yesterday. Barely any kitchen experience. The fillets didn't look clean, but it was a successful first try. Just don't start on expensive fish and don't worry about messing up.

[@ahndeux]

@@malkhalifa3D The larger fish is easier to fillet. The small fish can be next to impossible to have good fillets. There is a lot of technique in how you angle the blade up or down to get clean cuts. The guy on the video is very good with his techniques.

[@pdfbanana]

a sharp knife makes all the difference

[@phantomflash6873]

being that both my parents have cut fish for for a living for nearly 20 years id like to see what they say seeing how this guy looks like he hasnt been alive much longer

[@terryjanssen316]

Well first of all if you are going to fillet why gut. Then he leaves the skin on. WTF?

[@test4christ129]

The amount of fish that he is cutting and the information he has on each one is insane. It's like he had a semester long course in college to learn the fish, how to cut them, where they came from, the 2nd, 3rd and 4th cousins and even the flavor profile. The information is golden.

[@robo_t]

@Puella It’s his entire life basically

[@bl4ckm4g1c]

I mean, dude probably went to culinary school

[@opulence_prime]

I’m impressed too. He seems to be passionate about it. He’s not my typed but I’m attracted to him for some reason.

[@sdoaiza]

professions related to cooking are usually a lot about how much you know and can apply in practice

[@MrMassiestevens]

I learned all this from 15 years of fishing.....

[@FernandoLima12500]

0:38 - Small fish 4:38 - Medium fish 11:32 - Large fish 23:05 - Flatfish 29:18 - Fish with arms

[@poseidonskidfromfrance]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FISH WITH ARMS!?!?

[@vimto1001]

@@poseidonskidfromfrance The fish have grown arms, and they are coming.

[@toast_2375]

​@@poseidonskidfromfrancethere are actually a group of species of hand fish. their fins are elongated and shaped like arms with the fins at the end. they use them to crawl around.

[@rytb09-gaming]

​@@toast_2375 what in the heliish demon?

[@TakiMitsuha2016]

​@@poseidonskidfromfrance😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabegraetz208]

Brain-“You gotta learn how to cut every fish” Me-“Why” Brain-“You just gotta”

[@LilLaurasaurus]

This

[@elijahculper5522]

It’s one of those things like “how do I escape quicksand?” or “how do I make homemade gourmet Pringles?” that probably won’t come up, but you have to watch the KZbin video just in case.

[@quikenh5150]

Now u have 666 likes

[@quikenh5150]

Good luck sleeping

[@hentaihero4513]

At 3 am

[@RumbleDelta]

I adore the little "ta da" trumpet introducing each fish.

[@azultarmizi]

ikr. satisfying as well

[@DolorCinAmet]

it's really cute too

[@ava-ji9wu]

I am the 200th like 👉👈 teehee

[@satyabramasta5391]

that sound really similar to Animal Crossing lol

[@byeetch]

That's kinda gay ngl

[@vvzcnd4449]

No, seriously. The guy knows his subject. He's precisely informing us in between marine bio and culinary. Good content 👌🏻

[@kylesantos8059]

Nerd

[@ssj1507]

@@kylesantos8059 you mean informative and complimenting

[@kylesantos8059]

DerpyPaulYourPal yeah, nerd

[@ssj1507]

@@kylesantos8059 Why is complimenting specifically being a nerd? ;-; Why has the world turned into such place where you become a nerd just by complimenting

[@Davyn_]

Kyle Santos I bet you have daddy issues 😂😬🖕🏾

[@earmuffstar2074]

Things I learned: Mackerel is a fish Arctic Char is forgiving Knives are sharp Catfish is garbage, anything else you can probably make soup out of or something Turbo is great Squid is not plastic Watching someone cut fish for 34 minutes is surprisingly entertaining

[@DuckiBoiHasPizza]

You forgot... Red snapper is good

[@pokrez.1853]

Fish tastes like fish Because it's fish

[@Matthew-hi7kw]

Catfish is the BEST in Louisiana or Mississippi

[@pilotgreenbed6811]

cat eggs yes I live there and their good

[@Matthew-hi7kw]

PilotGreenBed I live in Mississippi but almost in Louisiana because I’m about half a mile away from the state line

[@Snarkythecat]

I love the little horn sound as each fish is introduced. Feels like a video game achievement. *”You have acquired MONKFISH.”* 🏆

[@burgermr9821]

🎺

[@schnozz87]

I'd love to acquire me some monkfish right now, it's the best

[@Snarkythecat]

@@wangyu60 I mean, there’s already a bunch of fishing games out there lol

[@picklle]

the sound is from animal crossing :)

[@Moimp4]

It gave me a serotonin hit from something I didn’t think could

[@antoniodasilva7892]

I have to admit Quarantine’s been very educational. I have learned so much I would’ve never learned living my normal life.

[@Manman-wl1gj]

Ha and they say school is going to help me what a lie

[@wuhan3654]

online school be like:

[@bebeezle581]

Antonio Da Silva I agree

[@may-bl3jb]

fax

[@leafpot587]

Yeah bro. Now im trying to learn other languages

[@pineapplepizza4668]

I don’t know why but this has become my go to sleep video. Something about it just knocks me out.

[@masonstanford4187]

10% of people watching this are butchers 90% of people who’s watch this are normal internet people watching this for no reason.

[@fishcake588]

am i the only one who is scared that i will randomly be stranded on an island for no reason and needs to know this stuff to survive lol

[@XemmyWemmy]

I'm the 1% of the 90%

[@ShaukatAli-vu3uf]

I am the guy who watches every single video Singrauli

[@URI_VR]

My dad told me to teach myself how to butcher

[@AspartameAngel]

@Fishcake fun fact, it is entirely ok to eat raw fish, ever heard of sushi or sashimi?

[@LeighObvyBSTRY]

I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP TO A MAN FILLETING A FISH

[@danielavelasquez8826]

😂😂😂

[@Icannotstopyappinglmaooo]

His voice is relaxing

[@Madisongarner-sherwood2000]

@@Icannotstopyappinglmaooo yes but falling asleep to this 🤨

[@sabinehornungfan7371]

Not me.

[@alphacharliejunior1149]

OMG ME TOO

[@hawaiianturtle7771]

"and the little five inch guy" *i felt that.*

[@keithancajas4623]

tell that to the 4 inchers..

[@properduction2586]

@@keithancajas4623 6.7 here...Not bad right ?

[@hawaiianturtle7771]

@@properduction2586 this comment is mainly for the fallen heroes of 5 inches and below 😔✊ be on your way, my good sir

[@haithere4254]

Damn y'all tiny

[@zatzutwice]

@@hawaiianturtle7771 are you scientist?

[@T1redRn]

This is my favorite video on the internet. Something about it is so calming I’ve watched it at least 20 times in full and it’s always so good.

[@everythingsalright1121]

I love how he explains everything; origin, flavor, and why he does the cuts he does (such as for the squid its to remove the tough skin). Great guy to watch and listen to

[@919MIG0]

@@frugalrange7558 Lol stop plz

[@browhattheactualfu-2659]

@@919MIG0 Bro is beefing with someone who doesn’t care about him 💀

[@thatboiken6008]

@@frugalrange7558 stop just stop

[@siaotak4657]

Ok

[@terrytino1211]

Mike : “Has a strong fish flavour which is great because it is a fish” epicurious : ✅

[@KomsoMango]

Ah yes, the floor is made of stones

[@cissy2525]

@@KomsoMango nono the floor is not made of stones, the floor is made of floor

[@KomsoMango]

@@cissy2525 isn't an stone, a floor?

[@cissy2525]

@@KomsoMango the joke is that, if someone tells you the floor is made out of “floor” you still don’t know what the floor is made out of

[@KomsoMango]

@@cissy2525 I know the whole truth about this joke, I just change it, even unfunny

[@ullukind101]

Even the fish were really interested in what he had to say... eyes so wide open with curiosity.

[@MrBeenus]

Who's gonna tell him?

[@Bxll_Bxll]

@@MrBeenus y e s

[@laikeree_4213]

This comment is criminally underrated in my opinion

[@MrBeenus]

@@laikeree_4213 🤮🤮🤮

[@quigglesnoopmcboop9087]

​@@MrBeenus why are you showing an emoji giving shrek head

[@soapmcdroppin4765]

There's something about this video that makes me rewatch it all over again after a few years.

[@anyabarrett3909]

Who else really likes this guy for a reason they can’t explain?

[@moniquearellano1986]

omg me too

[@meat_liquor]

he's a good teacher, he's knowledgeable, and he's not obnoxious about it! also he seems to be genuinely nice.

[@imjustjohn2223]

He knows what he’s doing Maybe thats why?

[@tejanite]

He's booyamike on Instagram

[@wrongway5796]

It’s cuz he has food

[@deadfurydbf9647]

Every other fish: Being gentle and opening it up Sardine specifically: *RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE*

[@liammarch3606]

FATALITY

[@screamer_apologist653]

Anime is temorary, Fish is eternal.

[@whackywoohoopizzagal9085]

The only thing they fear is Mike Cruz

[@bluxxed]

Sardines must've wronged this manz in such a way lmao

[@organrotmariko]

Love that DOOM reference

[@bonemelon5307]

Now that I have watched a KZbin tutorial of a hard profession I feel confident in filleting every fish

[@sabinehornungfan7371]

What about shark? Can people fillet shark?

[@FunnyDougy]

@@sabinehornungfan7371 You can if you want to give your family the gift of heavy metal poisoning. Most shark hasn't been a good idea to eat for over decade because of pollution.

[@meepk633]

You basically invented filleting fish. And you invented fish.

[@MrBeenus]

@@sabinehornungfan7371 I've had shark filet before. It's really good. It's kinda like salmon but more meaty. So you can in fact filet a shark.

[@jackofalltrades6129]

I know it's a joke, but you know, now that you've seen it, you can start practicing. Seeing the mistakes with each failure and improving until you get it.

[@kiirra_whyte8846]

The urge to say "hey, I caught that in animal crossing!!" on almost every fish that shows is overwhelming.

[@riversong4997]

"No, wait-it's at least a C+!" *FACEDESK*

[@FluffyEclairs]

Why is this true 😭😭😭

[@sm69animations34]

Bro just ripped that sardines spine out like a mortal kombat finishing move

[@jess283.6]

Finish him

[@squash589]

Sub Zero: *WHO DARES STEAL MY SPINE RIP FATALITY MOVE?*

[@jess283.6]

@@squash589 AAAAAA

[@delsi26]

I eat the spine

[@mirakurucu]

@@delsi26 in my country it is traditional to use really small sardines just without the organs and just dip them in flour and fried them up and we eat it with the heads and everything. Sorry about my English it is not my first language!

[@milkteapapi6932]

This guy is so charming that he made me watch a 34 minute video filleting fish

[@miyahtolbert2564]

IconicKween I didn’t even realize the video was that long until reading this comment

[@LionessTooShort]

Same lmfaoo I actually subscribed

[@tsunsharks]

thats sad, why not enjoy the execution of the sea bass?

[@calu01]

Lol same here hahahahaha

[@BubblePuddle_]

Why is this so satisfying

[@lukri4209]

Fish guy: Pets the salmon calmly while trying to clean it. Also fish guy: C U T T H E H E A D O F F

[@SkessaWuuf]

Fish boi

[@ironerrow618]

Another analogy: Farmer: feeds cow Also farmer: eats cow

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

@@ironerrow618 NOM NOM NOMMMM

[@aatifthechef5738]

Let the knife do the work Sorry wrong channel

[@waltuh8771]

Grows back hard

[@singko40]

I was over here debating on whether if I should go to the store To get food for dinner or not. Than the first fish was sardines and you saying "grandpa has it tucked in for 10 years." Than I remembered a box of my favorite sardines my aunt gave me as a gift. So in a way🤣 thank you for reminding me! 🙏

[@diegoschutze4060]

Ted: "this one tastes very fishy, which is great...because it's a fish" ...damn, he is so sophisticated❤

[@slimeypiston574]

"Yes the floor here is made out of floor" "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes" "100% of all stairs accidents happened on stairs"

[@avelociraptorfromjurassicp8695]

Sandy cheeks:he has such a way with words

[@coolspacemonkeywithcigar]

Diego Schütze i know right

[@kamota8940]

@@nuggetscertifiede8956 r/woosh

[@alexandersichitiu3323]

@@kamota8940 it's woooosh

[@mr.apollyon4312]

I love the trumpet track everytime the guy presents the fish

[@jamiehwang3076]

instant serotonin

[@r4gequ1t_cya]

Same energy when Wall-E went "tadaa"

[@jonenemo148]

Same lol

[@renatoreyes2817]

*TA-DA*

[@selensewar]

It brought me to the comments. I thought it was just a one-time thing to accentuate on the comic smallness of the sardine, but no, it's here to stay! :D

[@MaeSlayaa]

someone tell me why i just watched a man fillet fish for 34 minutes straight

[@svqh1e]

Mhm.

[@bbblastxr]

You can never know

[@pandooju]

It’s e n t e r t a i n i n g (I think)

[@nh7058]

I fell in slepp😅😅

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

thanks for the warning.

[@King_Jake.2420]

this is my comfort video. i watch it all of the time. i love this video!

[@SoffanIsTheBest]

"This fish definitely has a strong fish flavor, which is great because it is a fish."

[@chelseajacobson5421]

😂😂

[@eoghanjones9042]

sofia wait it’s a fish?

[@SoffanIsTheBest]

@@eoghanjones9042 i think he said it was a fish, but i'm not sure either.

[@kirbymorales4988]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@theotterislands8642]

mackrel dont taste that good tho

[@BuglordSupreme]

“Definitely has a strong fish flavour which is great because it is a fish” 300 IQ

[@Bruh-qr1qt]

400 IQ

[@JuanVasquez-xh3ho]

500 IQ

[@mr.checkitface8149]

600 IQ

[@Kan_ofc]

700 IQ

[@bryanromero4498]

800 IQ

[@bigboibill1209]

Bro, it's 2am and idk how I got here but this is perfect 2am content.

[@Ctr1_alt_delete]

I feel that

[@nicknick1963]

I just watched this video,went to comments,saw yours and noticed it's 2.06am. I don't think I have the patience for this long during the day,but when I can't sleep at night.....?

[@skinwalker69420]

Most of Epicurious' videos are tbh

[@Banondax]

4am gang

[@itsuki6]

This is unexpectedly relaxing to watch

[@smnvox109]

The cutie returns with another fabulous episode. Much respect for Mikey’s skills

[@chayy_90]

the *what?*

[@Dark-dz8co]

@@chayy_90 the cutie. what he said.

[@chayy_90]

@@Dark-dz8co 💀💀💀

[@69cheesyfries]

ok epicurious, your content has always been interesting and the new uploads are great rn but when are yall bringing this guy back? ive rewatched this and the shellfish video countless times already. and so have all his other admirers in the comments. please bring him back 🛐🛐

[@sammick7781]

*A slow chant can be heard in the distance … growing louder* more fish, more fish, More Fish, MOre FIsh, MORe FISh, MORE FISH!

[@Wario-The-Legend]

His job is done. He's already processed every fish ever.

[@stupidmangoz]

​@@Wario-The-LegendI need to see him open up a shark or blobfish

[@shulaarmintor7644]

I love the sound of him scaling the fish. The little "crr crrr crrrr" is very satisfying to me.

[@manuar3051]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5C7n4iag55lqLc Scaling asmr

[@carriegornick7278]

B9l5f4dpjb

[@milkyyy3720]

@@manuar3051 Thanks !

[@WILL-zs1sz]

2:06 if anyone is interested lol

[@caseycreationsofficial]

I think most of the people come here for that😳

[@sm.x39]

“Don’t get too stressed, it’s okay :)” This man is my new therapist Edit : why did this get so many likes lol

[@n0_nxme_]

I came up to this comment and then the fish man said it (7:29

[@NiqIce]

Fishes are nice. That’s why

[@jimmer828]

@@n0_nxme_ yo same

[@greensolocup614]

If he broke into someones house he would make them fish to eat and tell them that everything is ok

[@Octory5315]

Frick yeah I was the 420 like

[@ethan_r1250]

I watched this at Christmas about 3 yrs ago because I couldn’t get too sleep and now I watch it every year as a tradition

[@MARS-ul8ku]

dude wtf i’ve done the same thing

[@ethan_r1250]

@@MARS-ul8ku haha rlly thought I was wierd af

[@KJPGamingChannel]

"Definetely has a strong fish flavors,wich is great because it is a fish" that thing always got me 🤣🤣

[@keke6869]

“Sea bass” *deep inhale* “It’s at least a C+!”

[@jooliroo]

i came to the comments for this LOL

[@ellen10sea]

@@ihaa_ aha it's the comment your character on animal crossing says when they catch a sea bass :')

[@jessblue9251]

NOT YOU AGAIN!!!

[@jessblue9251]

@@ellen10sea it is normally in the new horizons version the new leaf one I think has it but goes on to say "not you again"

[@unphazed390]

Animal crossing

[@eastonotsae]

lets be real, we all felt satisfied when he scaled those fish

[@Marco.05]

Finally not where some woman eats the fish alive and fillet them while alive

[@Anthonybrother]

satisfied about what? idgaf

[@ferbez1907]

Yeah who doesn't likes to watch practically skinning a fish right?

[@sunkenrat48]

I felt sick. 😞

[@perp6734]

@@ferbez1907 right it's so satisfying

[@diamonddollaz4837]

Me: “I don’t even ea-“ Brain: “Shhh. You need this...You NEED this.”

[@Whiskyy_]

lol so true 😂😂😂😂

[@sandycindyotsanschild5323]

Diamond NajelBlue same i dont eat fish idk why becuz if i did it feels like im gonna throw up

[@divine4597]

Wow.. so original 😂

[@skytrexz3714]

Original eh

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

Brain is just like teachers they teach us stuff we dont need, like my teacher who was teaching us how to do manicures.

[@NobleElite7567]

Something about this man just going full "Finish him" on a bunch of fish is just amazing.

[@Hydro_homie]

“It has a strong fish flavor, which is great cause it’s a fish” ☑️

[@ctrl_x1770]

Oh! Chocolate taste! My favorite.

[@I_V_X]

Mackerel is the best

[@hermosaflor10]

😂😂😂

[@dp4advanced234]

✅

[@Nightmare_-vs7br]

"And this fish is awesome and one of my favorites." My just thinking about him saying it helps your brain.🤔 Maybe he likes it because it helps his brain.😂 I just joking I just had a thought about that.

[@zsedforty]

I find it hilarious as how he pets each fish before and after cutting.

[@elen.a.a.a]

I love that tbh

[@Whynohandle]

Michael Frederico you have to love the fish so it’ll taste better.

[@yotsubaed]

I think it's cute

[@michaelmccauley4798]

At the finish he's wiping off any debris. Also giving it a once over to make sure it's good. At the beginning, handling the fish like that mighty give him clues on how much pressure is needed for cutting that individual fish

[@Sami-tf2dj]

@@Whynohandle just like a girlfriend. You have to love them so they taste better. And I dont mean taste in the kinky way.

[@boostedjamiera]

i have no idea why, but i decided to watch this entire video from start to finish even though i don't plan to fillet fish, only because this was very entertaining and satisfying, great work lmao

[@simpletoastvibes]

Same XD

[@wesleystewart8947]

Story of everyone who watched this' lives:

[@nomotrhcnalle83618]

@@wesleystewart8947 what

[@paxtheskeleton6636]

You and me both

[@ihavenoidea2735]

What you want from me

[@LillianDaughternmor]

I remember watching this a year ago out of pure boredom. I’m sorta glad i did watch it, cause now I can proudly say I can fillet any fish

[@cammycat3558]

F I L L E T A C L A M

[@TheMark1999]

I like the soft trumpet sound effect whenever each fish in the video is introduced.

[@BigBadass457]

*[trumpet fanfare]*

[@julesl6910]

I like how everytime a new fish is introduced you can hear the main person who is the fish fileter doing some talking

[@fecardona]

Way better than the crowd voice intro on each item

[@teejaykaye]

Me, a nonfisherperson with no particular need to cut whole fish: *fascinating*

[@laserbeam3836]

ok gay

[@kynono1]

more fishinating

[@fuzzerddoesstuff1643]

@@kynono1 👏...👏...👏.... why?

[@bearlyalive9669]

I am your 666 like. I have made you the Spawn of Satan :)

[@dubkidzs]

The way he talks about puncturing the catfish stomach and the squid ink sac makes me believe that he learned the hard way not to puncture them

[@alvianekka80]

Actually I want to see him punctures it

[@lexiwagner4541]

Ive seen the ink sac happen by accident so many times, only way to get it all out was to rinse the whole squid in the sink lol super annoying

[@zachpowell6483]

I’ve punctured a catfish stomach it stinks pretty bad

[@An-pn4un]

Truth be told a catfish’s belly when punctured literally smells like any other fish’s stomach that’s punctured. He’s kinda misinformed about catfish too since one of the more popular freshwater fishes to eat

[@Givennewlife1976]

He completely wasted the belly meat it's not hard to avoid puncturing the guts and open the belly clean it and retain that belly meat

[@deadonarrivalgirl9785]

I love seeing Mike on this channel! He's so knowledgeable and fun to watch, my fiance have watched this video a ton of times!

[@JohnBrown-cn8xg]

It kinda gives me Bob Ross vibes whenever I watch this video. It's just extremely relaxing to see somebody cut up something perfectly smooth. I seriously get goosebumps whenever he says: "and here we got a nice fillet"

[@cryezxzx8900]

I relate to the bob ross vibes from this video but I also have a weird addiction to the smell of fish blood so it’s kinda the second reason why I am watching 38 minutes of a man cutting fish at 1am Oops I meant 2 am going to 3

[@JohnBrown-cn8xg]

@@cryezxzx8900 fish blood? OK I'm not gonna lie thats kinda weird but I feel the 3 am aspect.

[@cryezxzx8900]

@@JohnBrown-cn8xg I think I made a mistake by saying addicted to fish blood I just like the smell it smells fresh that’s all

[@AesirUnlimited]

This man is the hash-slinging slasher that spongebob told us about.

[@thunderturtle347]

Ikr

[@samanthaplott7521]

😱🤣

[@tilmook]

This should have more likes 🤣

[@BallMuncher555]

He takes the fish and brings them to his house where he cuts them up and eats them.

[@heateanothermantis4697]

THÉ T-TRASH-BANGING, SLASH-STRINGING, BASH-TRAINING-THÉ HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!!

[@faith9196]

“It has a very fishy flavor, which is great because it is a fish.” “✅ fish” I’ve been giggling at this for a few minutes now.

[@sxndmxn5829]

fish 100

[@juliannavarro3440]

Speach 100

[@voidbunny666]

As i read this the moment were he said that came

[@something2462]

We worship ✔️fish

[@faith9196]

Worm Tv ✔️fish. c u lt

[@eerknwoon]

As someone who is allergic to finned fish, this video is very helpful. 10/10

[@kevinklein9565]

So this is the type of stuff everyone watch’s at 3am. Glad to be here!

[@TalksOfLife1]

Hi my fellow sleep deprived weirdo! Nice to see you

[@Walui]

Watching this video just because we're bored gang!

[@thewalkingmic5]

It’s 3am and I just came from the “How to analyze blood at a crime scene” video. It reminded me of this video. I’ve seen it couple times already but here I am watching it all over again 😭

[@Walui]

@@thewalkingmic5 me too

[@T-Krash]

Pretty much

[@fourthhorsemendeath218]

Who else here is not a chef but just likes watching people cut and fillet things

[@margaretcadeau5955]

Me

[@Juan-lj3li]

Yo ✌

[@tjg0nz5]

@Genpulse Yes , you are a terrible person and should be arrested for hate crimes

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

@@tjg0nz5. The heck, lmo

[@wintersfan]

Me But My Brother Is A Chef

[@sarahshalini097]

Gordon: let the knife do the work Mike: wiggle wiggle wiggle

[@LilyUnicorn]

Gordon haa the sharpest knives ever though

[@bangtanvtonesanggojae7182]

True

[@sarahshalini097]

Ngl the way he holds the knives make me nervous

[@sthn8758]

He let the knife do the wiggle

[@rei8081]

Dio: haha muda

[@blackwood2287]

I am 17 now and 4 years ago this video puted me in the culinary world, time passes so fast

[@TheDeadmanstrolling]

"We'll need three knives and some tools." First fish: *TEAR THAT MFER OPEN WITH YOUR BARE HANDS*

[@jess283.6]

Lol

[@HybrydATP64]

Rip and tear until it is done

[@crowdise499]

AMEN

[@FlamingBeat]

And see the nasty blood!1!1!1

[@ionlypostonceayear._.5537]

Yep

[@patch357notthisone8]

Me: *watching this for no reason* The fish in my fish tank: *scared bubble sounds*

[@ChungusConsoleLab]

Nice that's original 😂👍

[@deleteduser2502]

lol ikr

[@mewhenbruhmoment2082]

Me:wachting cuz i like fish and cokking Also me: HE IS THE MESSIAH!

[@rngboi6752]

You should made the the fish say " my time has come"

[@JustARegularSeal]

*bloop*

[@wafflkitty5001]

Me: god it's late I should go to bed Brain: you must learn how to fillet every fish. Me: I must learn how to fillet every fish

[@painauchocolate2395]

Funniest comment here bro

[@kingworldadventures]

Underrated comment In the comment section

[@captaincamodo9922]

Me rn lol

[@Eveokjkkk]

Idk why but this video was brain melting 😎✌️ just wasted 30 minutes of my life do I regret it? No

[@zoeyraziachavez3232]

Doesn't have any fish: Me: I want to learn how to fillet every fish!

[@WhatIsLifesGreatestIllusion]

I'm not interesting in catching, cutting, or cooking fish, just eating it, but my boyfriend likes all of the above. I more or less just watched this because it's something he's really interested in, and I think it was really cool :) Maybe we could have a conversation about it

[@fasieh7331]

nice pfp and username

[@nolanvandergriff9341]

“Start at the head and work your way down the tip”: 😏 “Then we grab the scissors”: 😟

[@samtheman123]

😂 Comedy

[@rajinhassan9091]

Lol

[@dubbydapanda7189]

WTH 😂

[@DarkN25]

@Fortnite Gamer your name has fortnite in it... you havent even saw this comment yet youre saying its unoriginal... mate youre so unoriginal

[@marley.pdx21]

At that is the story of my circumcision

[@wohdinhel]

“highly intelligent, super delicious” I wish I could find me a man who would talk about me the way this guy talks about octopus

[@ItJstWrks357]

Are you perhaps looking for a volunteer? Just curious...

[@djskullboy2871]

Now Playing: Metallica - Enter Simpman

[@autreUS4]

Willing to share him? I want octopus talk as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ItJstWrks357]

@@djskullboy2871 ayy man I'm a 20 year old single man. I gotta shoot my shot when I see the opportunity ya know? 😂 (+Also, Metalica-For Whom the Bell Tolls is a banger as well)

[@719Flowers]

Lol these guys 😂

[@Nope_ihtt]

"What did you watch during quarantine?" Me: it's complicated

[@thatgirlnat4197]

Lol

[@sheogarrath]

all I’ve been doing these past two weeks is watching random videos that come up in my recommended.

[@Nope_ihtt]

@@sheogarrath same lol

[@dessyfarrington3267]

Same

[@iliketreees7677]

Yes

[@laloaraz]

I have come back to this video so many times Im just conna comment here every time I get it recommended again.

[@laloaraz]

1

[@eggur0ll289]

“Definitely a very forgiving fish to cook” Me: I’m sorry you had to lose your life.. Fish soul: do I taste good? Me: the best man.. Fish soul: Then I forgive you, my friend Edit: Fish are friends, not food. Unless they are food. In which case, mmm dinner

[@brendenj9113]

Great fish

[@andrejcortez177]

We will remember him

[@mysteriouswizz]

T r u

[@someotherguy3699]

560th like

[@Noonereallylol]

have u looked at fish eyes? they have no soul

[@StudyingAdvice]

I’m supposed to be studying, but learning how to fillet a fish is totally relevant to the Aztec Empire, right?

[@akiramomoiro3083]

Well, maybe you could add on to there, research about how they prepared fish? I don't know Maybe off to the side, look up breeds of fish they ate? And then apply the lessons here into it? I don't know I'm here because I want to learn how to fillet fish myself, I want to learn how to DIY

[@jakobrosenqvist4691]

Pretty sure they ate fish, their capital was in the middle of a lake after all.

[@alejandroalvarez5304]

Yes it is. The aztec priests used to tear up the ribcage like that of the sardine

[@justnothing8692]

history is pointless subject anyway

[@Stackofzach]

It is if they fished

[@rxmbo3749]

“This is the head cavity” *S L A P*

[@futabagaming9541]

Fish reveal at 6 million subs

[@saracqke]

we’re going to pull the spine *C R A C K*

[@Murdocissoawesome]

*slaps roof of fish*

[@gerere966]

b"ASS"

[@jimmyardie3382]

Davie Approved

[@ely410]

I’ve literally watched this video a dozen times times. Idk why, I’m amazed.

[@anthonymbuthia9954]

He basically knows every fish. Is he a chef or marine biologist?

[@dimukohashido]

You have to know what your working with otherwise people will get sick

[@stardustlover8446]

Yes

[@KaitouKaiju]

He's a fishmonger

[@corvidalexander3618]

Yes

[@luigimario1658]

Is that a JoJo reference?

[@taylorrichards5133]

"Im trying to be nice to the fish" five minutes later "this is garbage"

[@BreakstuffzMapping]

Lol wait what

[@baconburgerboy1583]

Me when Im trying to be positive to myself

[@goulzgamer9528]

It was helpful to me but you do have a point

[@morcegosa]

@@baconburgerboy1583 Same

[@jarjarlove22]

LOL dam right

[@joelmathew616]

Man this guy's got skills , didn't realise 34 mins go in a flash

[@amazingrainyt4383]

Joel Mathew Thomas facts

[@BlankPhot]

The confidence and quickness of his instructions cause you to listen and actually pay attention. No gimmicks, slight jokes to make you laugh but not take you out of it, and he just KNOWS what he is talking about. No umms or uhs.

[@roverdoe6423]

I know right!

[@forestdenizen6497]

If you think this guy is fast, then you should see processing line workers. They are paid by weight and compete with each other. Slice, slice, done in a few seconds. Easily 5-10 times faster AND less left on the bone.

[@blackeared1334]

I did;’t even realize the video was 34 mins

[@Equalesque]

Recently i worked on boat which had a lot of time to fish freely, catched a lot of tuna, big mackerel, some mahi mahi. I was clueless about fish and how to use knife, now i do very well on my assignment. I like to cut fish so much it gives me sense of satisfying moment lol

[@JellyJamWowzersWoah]

I don’t know why this video gives me indescribable joy, but I’ve watched this hundreds of times

[@jerryesquer6670]

same i think i just like wtching fish being stabbed or something

[@quillu6379]

Yo same

[@gn9709]

Not even every fuckimg fish I’m so Pissed off

[@keps3934]

@@gn9709 Yeah, he didn’t fillet thousands of fish species!

[@gn9709]

@@keps3934 exactly smh

[@cal6252]

"A little 5 inch guy" Man that resonates with me a lot more than it should

[@airsoftluke17]

No worries bro we all grow at different rates

[@joeschmo4646]

Well 5 inches is the average.

[@madinga4]

@@joeschmo4646 some countries have 6 inches as average

[@CarassiusAu]

You guys have 5 inch??? **sobs**

[@addxietyy]

You guys even have any inches? Lucky

[@kikiganteng2086]

Nobody: ... This man : *casually massacres the entire population of bikini bottom in 30 minutes*

[@notsobutterfly2298]

*The Bird Kingdom Is Next*

[@polished_and_ready]

😂🤣

[@nani8308]

Childhood ruined 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iggy_bunny]

@@nani8308 *Angry birds has left the server*

[@chicka906543]

Tasty

[@vietlu4058]

2:56 “It is a fish” got my dying😂

[@megabox5884]

Her: Where did you learn how to use your fingers like that? Me: Sardine

[@We_live_and_die321]

✊🏽

[@yoyo5158]

✊

[@aidenbrandenburg9884]

✊

[@ehhhhh596]

.l.

[@909.kennders]

✊🏾

[@robertcae3785]

Me : i gotta go to bed. KZbin : Hey wanna see someone ripping out fishes spines? me : yea ok whatever.

[@ShoddyLegion]

This is exactly what happened to me. 😂😂

[@_dak_9874]

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

[@spectranoble8887]

God danm it KZbin recommendation

[@calummcdermott6203]

Beanhead

[@Helldiver-K4]

Yep it's 3 in the morning right now for me

[@Fily1971]

Everyone’s either confused or in love with the fish dude LMAO

[@someoneig9790]

I'm both

[@mothercain..]

@@someoneig9790 Ariel from the little mermaid 👁👄👁

[@thesun9368]

@@mothercain.. Bruh

[@mariguanaiguana]

Is it weird that people are falling in love with someone who’s assassinating fish by the dozen every episode? I mean I’m not judging or anything.

[@kingd8232]

So, everyone is either confused or confused?

[@nicklatino7157]

Today, I filleted Tilapia fish for the first time. I can't wait to fillet other kinds of fish and expand my pallet!

[@PhunnyFish21]

Day 17 of quarantine: Learning how to filet fish I will never cook in my life

[@samp.1418]

Same

[@annaguajardo6420]

It's a good skill to know .

[@squatlemur77]

your username suggest cannibalism

[@RegularMan33]

Same

[@dumbkidwhoknowstomuch8233]

Squatlemur 77 you just made me think

[@jizzmaster4144]

Hey it’s the guy who tough me how to assassinate a lobster

[@ghoul_hollow117]

I knew I wasn't the only one who saw that first

[@rosepetals7458]

LOL RIGHTTT

[@juul8702]

Lmao

[@Hanzo2050]

Mike cruz

[@aiden_ig]

“Assassinate a lobster” XD Assassinate is the perfect word tho

[@chloewyruch]

The categories: “Small fish” “Large fish” “Flatfish” *”F I S H W I T H A R M S”* Ngl tho, that part is SO S A T I S F Y I N G

[@youngboisam_yt6384]

Octopuses and squids are mollusks, not fish

[@madeleine4852]

LOOLLLL i laughed so hard at that

[@burnedpizzawithasideofdeat2326]

NAO

[@Tony-sq7dz]

@@youngboisam_yt6384 who tf cares?

[@A_swarm_of_bees_]

@@Tony-sq7dz why you gotta be rude?

[@cuttingstore]

That moment when you realize your next addiction is watching videos of people filleting and cutting fish because of this esteemed gentleman.

[@thenut1978]

I have three giant school projects due in week that I haven’t even started on and yet instead of working on them, I’m watching a tutorial on how to fillet fish. I’ve never even cooked fish.

[@overlookjay6524]

dear god please change your pfp

[@augustoalmeida8022]

So, did you do it?

[@randel9658]

Maybe this is your calling.

[@awildunus8847]

Dude Nice

[@plutoqueen7295]

i have an end of term chem exam tomorrow i havent started yet its 6pm:')

[@KimkimaOfficial]

I’m the little 5 inch Guy.

[@maybe.cloud1]

That’s what she said

[@therealbinkus9572]

ew immature people

[@deletedchannel7288]

@@therealbinkus9572 Says the guy with urine in his name

[@Dexter_Morgan-n3v]

And feces

[@cythism8106]

@@therealbinkus9572 immature = funny

[@李天一-r7v]

My Brain: "Now I know how to cut every fish!" My hands: "No, you don't"

[@wheniwasfuckingmydogmycatc6322]

Lmao true

[@wesieboy56]

i think i'd cut myself -_-

[@Justalilsilly]

Brain:man I'm so educated now I think I can now- My coordination: *no*

[@doey4534]

李天一 I rarely come across this level of truth

[@toonistiny]

The hands always suggest otherwise!

[@gavdrans]

I find this unreasonably fascinating for someone who will never actually apply this information in his life

[@mrjedimaster7323]

"Be nice to cat fish" Also him finish cutting fillet: this is Garbages

[@mayonnaise994]

I was about to say something but I realised I'd get r/whoooosh-ed

[@user-lh2xn5iy2p]

😂

[@viviannemj4232]

Deep fry that boi!

[@Elephant56565]

@@mayonnaise994 r/woooooosh

[@RookcandyExoterix]

@Mayo nnaise I think I know what you wanted to say so I’ll take the r/wooooooooosh for you. But that part couldn’t be used anyway.

[@jermainetalley5699]

“Along the center of the fish you can see *depression..* “ Me: *tear rolls down cheek*

[@xpemerald6808]

25:59 to anyone who wants to see a fish with depression

[@clutzxy3683]

@@xpemerald6808 thx

[@pittlatn]

"and that's where their spine lies" 😟

[@swagpoggersdude1631]

@@xpemerald6808 so I was at this point in the video and when it didn't change after touching it I was wtf

[@OrangeNoNukegara]

Not to be that guy but depression means oval just in case I'm sorry

[@lunch7213]

(Every timestamp listed below) Small Fish: 0:41 Sardine 1:38 Porgy 2:50 Mackerel Medium Fish: 4:42 Branzino 6:11 Striped Bass 7:53 Black Bass/Black Sea Bass 9:19 Arctic Char 10:15 Red Snapper Large Fish: 11:33 Catfish 13:43 Steelhead Trout 14:47 Tilefish/Golden Tile 16:18 Hiramasa 17:10 Pollock 18:22 Salmon 20:02 Monkfish 21:44 Mahi Mahi Flat Fish/Flounders: 23:07 Skate 25:29 Turbot 27:22 Fluke Fish w tentacles: 29:21 Squid 31:37 Octopus

[@kguy6635]

You are a good man, thank you

[@szatan9717]

Wait but there are in the description too But u did good job, u cool

[@cynniethia]

Lunch yeah, there’s no reason for this comment. The timestamps are in the description

[@maheshdaryanani2858]

But where is the Pufferfish?

[@xdgamerkid]

... it's in the description but thanks

[@augustinecampbell7337]

Always watched you for years great job mr Cruz 👍🏿💯