you'd think the gunshots would get annoying after a while, they actually just keep getting funnier
@CheetoFireCat6 жыл бұрын
Yes! 🤣
@cingkrimson47195 жыл бұрын
The gunshots are more annoying at the start
@hish33p325 жыл бұрын
Opposite
@Dolph1nator31315 жыл бұрын
I hate them
@nilleftw5 жыл бұрын
Still funny, baby
@caleblittleton53714 жыл бұрын
I love that you can see the beer can move after almost every cut
@JoshdaKnight4 жыл бұрын
This is all I can watch on the screen now XD
@SpaceMissile3 жыл бұрын
@I may have a small penis but, he puts the "hammer" in "hammer curls"
@anthonyashbaugh22313 жыл бұрын
It’s just a different beer each cut
@pdannysan132 жыл бұрын
I noticed the same thing. He probably drains them down consecutively.
@bobbycigarillo8 жыл бұрын
"Hot sauce is like make up, what's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face."
@davidwitt35477 жыл бұрын
Chilly "I quoted a quote in a video while quoting a comments quote" fuck you
@eliseo85606 жыл бұрын
David Witt damn quit being a bitch
@balajiLILG6 жыл бұрын
seriously how is this guy making up sentences like this lol
@mistersadaimusic6 жыл бұрын
"Hot sauce has no carbs or calories, and sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has"
@rodton10006 жыл бұрын
This guy is a fucking poet
@NerosFault6 жыл бұрын
„The blandest carb, paired with the blandest meat - what a day.“ I lost it
@DanielSan17763 жыл бұрын
That’s a good name I approve
@CatacombsBC9 жыл бұрын
one time, i got so sick of chicken i decided to switch it up with some turkey. i love chicken with my whole heart now.
@JalladProductions9 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@eddyezzy11159 жыл бұрын
+GOD IS DEAD cool story, needs more dragons
@mikekoz689 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your dog, Bro
@dynamicflashy9 жыл бұрын
+mikekoz68 Dyslexic high fiev!
@sciuresci14037 жыл бұрын
I can't express how much i relate to this.
@iminmissouri85896 жыл бұрын
“Sodium dosent count as long as you don’t read how much it has” this man has me dead all this shit is spot on😂
@usoppn46510 жыл бұрын
Only fitness channel worth watching.
@theYJ110 жыл бұрын
Look up the Hodgetwins
@MisterCovek10 жыл бұрын
Jesus Lopez Nope, they suck.
@usoppn46510 жыл бұрын
hodgetwins fell off.
@xlucho22x10 жыл бұрын
Jesus Lopez they blow
@Skitz0frenix10 жыл бұрын
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DOOO! Jesus Lopez
@Dafastso9 жыл бұрын
half microwaved half chicken sitting in a pool of ebola theres a level of on hand creativity you have that a lot of people dont
@OmgTurtlezWasHere5 жыл бұрын
Joyson Wildhart did you have a stroke while writing this?
@adr35105 жыл бұрын
Toigbo did u have a stroke trying to read it?
@luigi40344 жыл бұрын
Swear to god this man can paint a picture with his words like no one else can. The part about inputing the nuclear launch codes in the microwave to defrost the chicken is spot on.
@mrmillartv62779 жыл бұрын
its weird because he has lots of bodybuilding knowledge but he just puts it in a different con text
@NateXVII5 жыл бұрын
I like how you separated con from text
@tdeember2195 жыл бұрын
Bruh you know these vids are jokes right
@zeshanrahman88495 жыл бұрын
All his videos are satire. Watch his interview he has up somewhere.
@scrums47485 жыл бұрын
Dova_DJS no one said it wasnt
@JayAreAitch5 жыл бұрын
Zeshan Rahman "satire" ehhh if you say so ...
@Eusantdac9 жыл бұрын
"Lastly, salad: no!" LOL
@writingnovels0539 жыл бұрын
I fucking died at that part
@erikbentley90058 жыл бұрын
LMAO DEAD
@L3gItSniPZ7 жыл бұрын
im down here right after he said it, trying to find others that agree, i had lol'ed pretty loud
@LibertyMapper5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we have a saying: „Vom Salat schrumpft der Bizeps“, which translates to „the biceps is shrinking from salat“.
@maximusm01048 жыл бұрын
id rather kill myaelf than lose my gains thats why its called a DIET. lol im dead
@stonehillproductions1295 жыл бұрын
So you lost your gains?
@hunkydory40659 жыл бұрын
that can of tuna will taste like a gourmet meal after ten + straight days of chicken and rice
@117swordsmen5 жыл бұрын
I have experienced this. ahah
@jacobpacheco31659 жыл бұрын
i can't watch a single BroScience video without laughing. And i don't even lift. 10/10
@R774568 жыл бұрын
+jacob pacheco Then how do you find it funny if you cant relate to it?
@jacobpacheco31658 жыл бұрын
Because his comedic talent overshadows the topic of the channel
@theBoarSkinner8 жыл бұрын
Then get lost, smallpox.
@theBoarSkinner8 жыл бұрын
***** Wasn't even saying it to you lol. The fact that it didn't make sense should have made it clear. I was responding to OP but I couldn't show that because Google+Tube is retarded. That's not going to happen, ever. I rarely do barbell bench press. I do it with dumbbells mostly. Better for everything except for looking sick and lifting heavier.
@jacobpacheco31658 жыл бұрын
TheDarksyder i will do no such thing
@Nathaniel0668 жыл бұрын
"Your staring at your rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. " BAHAHAHAHA
@Puss1man4 жыл бұрын
You're
@justustherighteous3714 жыл бұрын
You’re mom
@Rammal679 жыл бұрын
People, at least those who don't meal prep, don't realize the chicken breast struggle. We all know how good chicken is when its right off the oven, grill, pan but when you have to make so much of it and put it in the fridge then throw it into the microwave three days later it tastes like shit.
@hallowurm9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali three days? chicken has a kind of nasty smell the day after
@Rammal679 жыл бұрын
hallowurm Refrigerate it. When i diet i try to make it two days, but three the most. Some people even use their chicken for a whole week.
@FallenSkater19409 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali then take the effort to prepare meals daily. I love chicken and I wouldn't desecrate it by letting a good cooked meal stagnate in the fridge for 3 days.
@MrEverisforever9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali You don't have to do it though.. I cook only for only 1-2 days.
@HopeForTheBrokenBand9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali i let mine sit a week..lmao
@benjirocks3338 жыл бұрын
"Trust me, trUHAUSt me" Fucking died
@dizzyiguana9818 жыл бұрын
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria lol
@linex75667 жыл бұрын
Bruh same
@ramirenriquez67958 жыл бұрын
The choice of words and side pictures
@NickMcGowan9 жыл бұрын
"The edges are starting to turn into bathtub caulk" hahahahahahahaha
@FallenSkater19409 жыл бұрын
Nick McGowan The chicken analogies are fucking genius, I don't know how this guys comes up with the shit lmao
@NickMcGowan9 жыл бұрын
Lucid Leaf born with comical talent I suppose haha
@scottmapex70889 жыл бұрын
This guy is literally hilarious. Every video he cracks me up.
@neckisstiff9 жыл бұрын
Scott Mapex I know... I'm watching all these videos and I'm fucking dying of laughter. My damn stomach hurts!
@Alidwee9 жыл бұрын
Oh...I thought he was metaphorically hilarious.
@scottmapex70889 жыл бұрын
Im sure you did.. Im sure you did.
@papaknuthson9 жыл бұрын
+Scott Mapex wtf, how would he be hillarious in a non-literall sense? LOL
@choppertj19 жыл бұрын
It's better than your uncle! Trust me..... TRUUUst. Me!!!
@nejivegeta6439 Жыл бұрын
This is arguably the best bro science video he's ever made
@Bull_10RR9 жыл бұрын
hey try putting mozzarela on top of the grilled chiken breast then pop it in the oven.. pro: the chiken tastes like mozzarela. con: the mozzarela tastes like chiken now. placebo has never been better
@mathewjavela4797 жыл бұрын
YOURE NOT BETTER THAN THE CHICKEN BRO@
@irregulargamer13529 жыл бұрын
you know you could jut put tomorrows chicken in the fridge and not have to nuke it to shit.
@RevolutionV129 жыл бұрын
Heated and cold chicken taste like shit. Just cook it up fresh.
@ganisday62739 жыл бұрын
+RevolutionV12 yeah he means put in the fridge overnight before you cook it so the next day it will already be thawed.
@CadenMotiuk8 жыл бұрын
+RevolutionV12 Fresh... You mean from the freezer? xD
@irregulargamer13528 жыл бұрын
+Xbox Beast yeah, just take the frozen chicken put it in the fridge and it will thaw overnight nicely instead of having half nuked chicken that you're going to be cooked into a dry brick.
@jamietodd25608 жыл бұрын
I do prefer not having to nuke my chicken; it makes a lot less noise and, if you put it in the fridge, by tomorrow it should be dead enough to pluck, cook, and serve with potatoes.
@Lorendrawn8 жыл бұрын
You can marinate chicken in honey - it tenderizes chicken and stops it from spoiling, making it less old and shitty-tasting. Squeeze lemon juice onto your chicken with your awesome forearm strength, put salt and pepper, then sear both sides very quickly. gourmet gains.
@HumanoidTyphoon918 жыл бұрын
3:10 Do not think you are better than the chicken! haha
@killslay7 жыл бұрын
Honey is just concentrated sugar made by bees, it's not allowed on a lot of diets
@DarkestValar6 жыл бұрын
Did you get that information from your uncle
@voodoochild38596 жыл бұрын
Lorendrawn your being that guy
@CaptainJacksIsland6 жыл бұрын
I like to brine a batch of chicken for 48 hours, butterfly it, and slap each piece on the George Foreman for 5 minutes. Then I'll make either tatziki sauce or melitzanosalata, both easy to make, healthy, great tasting, and keep for a week. 1 hr or less in the kitchen each week and no more dry chicken dipped in BBQ sauce.
@DaLeadBull9 жыл бұрын
Defrosting chicken is the worst! haha bathtub caulk.
@JimmyTheProstitute8 жыл бұрын
P.J. G. No you can't.
@72langsky5 жыл бұрын
Chicken and rice is like eating wet puzzle pieces with bits of eraser 😭
@gb12rulez5 жыл бұрын
“Lastly salad, no” End of skit lmaoooo
@ryanlynch0110 жыл бұрын
Chicken brest. Balsamic Vinegar, Cajun spice , olive oil. Before starting, preheat the oven to around 180 degrees 1) butterfly the chicken (cut it almost in half so it opens like a book) google how to if needed 2) stick it in a bowl, pour over some olive oil, balsamic vinegar and lots of cajun spice, use your hands and rub it all over the chicken, get in about it. Don't be scared, until the chicken is well coated. 3) Heat a pan with a little olive oil on a high heat, sear the chicken on each side for around 1 minute 4) Put it on a baking tray, pour any leftover cajun/vinegar/oil mix from the bowl over the chicken and stick in the oven for around 12/15 minutes. 5) Cut into strips, little BBQ sauce, some thick cut sweet potato fries and a bag of mixed veg, sorted. 6) Thank me later.
@1tsHunt3rFoo110 жыл бұрын
my house caught of fire, thanks a lot.
@ryanlynch0110 жыл бұрын
ItsHunterFool hahahahah brilliant, seriously tho try it.. best chicken you'll ever have
@Condoctuc10 жыл бұрын
haha ill try it tonight
@Hellsway1210 жыл бұрын
how is it going to cook through at 180 degrees for only 15 minutes with a 1 minute sear? lol That chicken needs a 165 degree internal temp I cant see that working unless you literally butterflied that breast extremely thin
@mcswaggyswag165510 жыл бұрын
Youre not better than the fuckin chicken
@James7796ify9 жыл бұрын
Guys. The key is Frank's red hot sauce. Shits lit
@calebcoyne18089 жыл бұрын
Thats a fact. Have that with anything and it'll be fucking delicious
@tincanmaniac19315 жыл бұрын
Wing sauce + Carolina reaper mash is delicious. Masks the chicken flavor.
@dnazoom68508 жыл бұрын
Rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. I'm done bruh this guy is too hilarious
@judemiller9 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite video on this channel.
@Bluetigerrrrr8 жыл бұрын
+Jude Miller i know, I cloun't stop laughing this guy is a legend
@mosesyang42228 жыл бұрын
sometimes I grind all that shit up, mix it with water and just chug it as fast as possible
@shaddox8 жыл бұрын
That's the grossest thing I've ever heard
@wowftw1208 жыл бұрын
So now you're blending your meals into shakes too?
@brianmannion70978 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't serve that shit on death row
@brianmannion70978 жыл бұрын
FurRealz ok FurRealz I get ya.....
@seesharper89138 жыл бұрын
Brian Mannion I can do more uncle fucking analogies if you want
@ZieDoctor9 жыл бұрын
Your last resort and first resort to making chicken taste is Sriracha sauce.
@TupacAurelius5 жыл бұрын
word, that or sauce hollandaise
@Priddyboiicrls5 жыл бұрын
Adam Kelsey yeeeees
@ericscheerer41385 жыл бұрын
5 years later and this is still my favorite one
@cherrybomb9213 ай бұрын
After all these years i still think this is the funniest video.
@TheTsugnawmi201010 жыл бұрын
As a black man I am obliged to dislike this video. Sorry bro. It's a matter of principle. lol (_reads comment thread underneath_) Wow...So many people can't take a joke. And so many others take this comment waaaay too seriosuly Wow... XD
@ANeonTiger10 жыл бұрын
He's talking about cooked chicken that's actually healthy, not KFC.
@TheTsugnawmi201010 жыл бұрын
ANeonTiger And I'm talking about chicken in general. Black people do eat healthily. Racist exposed.
@kakamaru510 жыл бұрын
ANeonTiger real black people don't eat KFC. It's all about Popeye's. B-)
@Edd90k_10 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you on about? Just for pulling that shit from under your arse makes you racist yourself, dumbnut.
@kakamaru510 жыл бұрын
***** hell yeah bro.
@Vicius20048 жыл бұрын
I fricken' love eating tuna straight from a can! I do it regularly without even being on a diet.
@kliqit8 жыл бұрын
HOW
@Vicius20048 жыл бұрын
Well... first you open the can. The rest should be pretty straightforward.
@UnlockOTPR8 жыл бұрын
he didnt mean how how, he meant how. how. how do you eat it without having suicidal thoughts etc. is that just mental strenght?
@kudos42018 жыл бұрын
+Ice J it just tastes good. Although i eat in olove oil
@SuperFlawless20107 жыл бұрын
I fucken love making myself tuna club-sandwiches. 1) Ezekiel bread 2) Canned tuna (water) 3) Cheese, especially parmesan 4) Seasoning and sauce (oregano and basil, especially) Use toast maker (or sandwich maker) mini grill with press. The result will blow your mind )))
@andybell19837 жыл бұрын
This is so true! First time I bought 10kg/22lb of frozen chicken breast off muscle food i froze it all in the same bag it came in. I couldn't figure out a way to defrost it without putting my life at risk when eating it. I tried throwing it about a bit, an ice pick, hammer etc etc. so I did the honourable thing and let it sit in the freezer for two years till it went out of date before tossing it. Thinner /smaller is better as advertised by the Bro.
@KingElrosTarMinyatur10 жыл бұрын
Doms gotten a lot more aesthetic lately
@TheZooCrew10 жыл бұрын
Part of me think he took the comments about his physique a bit personally. Never mind that the only critics his physique are teenage twinks who think Kali Muscle is what a natty lifter looks like. There's no rock-bottom of stupid on youtube. Brandon Campbell gets comments telling him he's small and weak-looking all the time, too.
@j3rmaine10 жыл бұрын
TheZooCrew It's hard to see how big someone is on pictures/youtube. That's just how it is. You don't really see it till that person stands next to someone who doesn't even lift.
@TheZooCrew10 жыл бұрын
Jermaine To a point, but there are some pretty obvious differences between natural and geared-up lifters. Also, it's pretty easy to find measurements for youtube lifters like Campbell.
@milesx524910 жыл бұрын
well he doesn't lift, so of course he did.
@xXJeReMiAhXx9910 жыл бұрын
Jermaine dom is clearly quite big to anyone who has halfway decent size perception, I'd put him in the 6-6.2 foot range and 190-215 lbs fairly lean. I think half the people are trolling with the other half being complete morons.
@ObeyKeezy10 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard in my life, everything he said about chicken, vegetables, rice ,that can of tuna was so me and when he said potato i was thinking sweet potato then i started laughing even harder.
@not-an-astr0naut5 ай бұрын
Dom, this video still hits 9 years later
@JHutchGAMES10 жыл бұрын
OMFG DUDE THIS DUDE IS THE FUNNIEST DUDE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!!!! HAVENT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN AWHILE HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
@MrSinister71810 жыл бұрын
Seriously.
@Cronoro10 жыл бұрын
Same here man. Funny as fuck LOL!
@natescraggles8259 жыл бұрын
JHutchGAMES Check out Hodge Twins. Or TwinMuscleWorkout
@JHutchGAMES9 жыл бұрын
I know hodge twins haha
@lololololololol4449 жыл бұрын
Nathan Schrage bro science is funnier
@Polyrytmi10 жыл бұрын
I was cooking chicken and got a notifaction on my cellphone that you uploaded a video haha! gonna eat the chicken and watch this now. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY TBH
@chrisschell9010 жыл бұрын
Notifaction? Wtf?
@Tbergan6710 жыл бұрын
chrisschell90 Email my dawg.
@Archangeldawn10 жыл бұрын
chrisschell90 yah bruh, I also got a notification on my phone when Bro Science uploaded this video!
@Swiftafboi1135 жыл бұрын
I am scream laughing stuck on the couch from a training injury.... thanks for making the wait process funnier man! SUBSCRIBED
@ThailaSkyeVlogs9 жыл бұрын
Best thing I've seen all day. Immediately subscribed.
@jordan2208 жыл бұрын
The can moving every few scenes was super distracting haha
@NanaoNganba8 жыл бұрын
lol... true
@robertmilak54258 жыл бұрын
Lol if he'd rather make a 20 minute long video he would be so drunk lmao
@grayh56228 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? It was comedic gold. He talks about his uncle molesting him, and then the can moves - as in after shooting that scene he had to take a drink to wash away the memories. Its fuckin' genius.
@mskorpio86698 жыл бұрын
Milák Róberlol
@robertgordon79837 жыл бұрын
Yea they have done a couple behind the scenes and they just get super fucking drunk
@thatshot6645 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think he is the smartest man alive. I mean it literally requires an iq of 5000 to make his analogies.
@mummyjohn3 жыл бұрын
straight up this is some of the best standup I've ever seen. and the choices of little pictures he inserts on the side double that
@Buzzy9139 жыл бұрын
My microwave has a defrost function.Throw the chicken in, hit the button, and walk the fuck away. It figures out how long and how hot to defrost it. HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT.
@smy2028 жыл бұрын
+Buzzy913 post a video. i wanna see if you're lying. $10 say's your chicken is being cooked just like he said in the vid. :)
@Buzzy9138 жыл бұрын
DStang Just Google it mate, I guarantee I'm not the only person in history with a working defrost microwave.
@m0rbidh0rr0r8 жыл бұрын
+Buzzy913 Yeah dipshit, but is the end result like he said? Go get mommy to tell you about it.
@Buzzy9138 жыл бұрын
+m0rbidh0rr0r It defrosts the chicken. If you need mommy to understand that for you, that's fine, but I just hit the defrost.
@smy2028 жыл бұрын
Everyone's microwave has a defrost function... Doesn't mean it still doesn't cook the fuckin chicken. Scrubs!
@Sondaze10 жыл бұрын
"Thats it, just how to make it taste"
@CommonSwense10 жыл бұрын
To say it tastes bad would be giving the chicken too much credit.
@Postermaestro10 жыл бұрын
lorassa727 this comment is about as original as the two above you -.-
@CommonSwense10 жыл бұрын
it's just Common Swense
@JTNaise8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who actually like chicken breast.
@JTNaise8 жыл бұрын
FuckingRat I mostly only used salt and pepper. So yeah I love it.
@Luka-st3kk8 жыл бұрын
same dude i love it
@Wickedtremors8 жыл бұрын
JTWallance best food in the world
@nirolord31808 жыл бұрын
JTWallance miiiiii 222
@DeepstrikerGundam8 жыл бұрын
I fucking love chicken. I hit it with Mrs. dash and black pepper. rice I make wth low sodium chicken stock and I do a green vegetable in the steamer. Fucking love tuna too. mix that shit up with some avocado, black pepper, a little veganaise and throw it on some wheat toast
@Hellmarch1239 жыл бұрын
Wait... is he saying sweet potatoes are better then the regular? So much sarcasm i got lost.
@hallowurm9 жыл бұрын
Hellmarch at least they are more of a bodybuilding food
@scars19878 жыл бұрын
"Lastly salad: NO!" Laughed so hard
@sarahzastrow16165 жыл бұрын
"Hot sauce is makeup, underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." 🤣
@KajinGnX10 жыл бұрын
"Sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has" LOL
@sebastianprice87607 жыл бұрын
This, without a doubt, is his funniest video. The chicken struggle is real.
@Whatevadantewante Жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate description of chicken. I had to cone back to this cuz this is exactly what I have to eat as a part of my pre op diet.
@jfkshotfirst77235 жыл бұрын
As someone who eats a can of tuna a day I can confirm doms description to be quite accurate
@throwaway999able5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that bad to do because of the mercury content? Supposed to wait a couple days between cand
@XBLGR9 жыл бұрын
as a British person, body-building chicken is fucking great, sprinkle some pepper on that shit and you're good to go....our food sucks.
@noofonehoo9 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis britain's the chicken breast of cultures. how do you just conquer the planet and still retain only the shittiest food ideas.
@grandin1059 жыл бұрын
+Albert Fitzgerald you sound almost as gay as your name suggests
@way2tehdawn9 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis Speak for yourself mate, my foods fuckin' ace.
@albertfitzgerald23099 жыл бұрын
Whynotdairy? your food sucks.
@HeisenbergT949 жыл бұрын
I'm also from the UK, my food doesn't suck, maybe you just suck at cooking
@christopherfischer69985 жыл бұрын
“Before your brain realizes A: You’re eating chicken; and B: You fucking hate yourself.” That killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LongLongLists9 жыл бұрын
I thought he was stood in a really deep sink at first
@wille73196 жыл бұрын
L fucking Mao, can't unsee.
@denisdimitrov59958 жыл бұрын
Man this is a comedy channel and the sad truth is that everything he says is true.
@jefffawcett7 жыл бұрын
the best comedy always starts from truth
@tangocharlie929110 ай бұрын
2024, and this shit is still funny for the 75th time I’ve watched it. “bathtub caulk” kills me.
@raisingrobertsons76179 жыл бұрын
My husband power lifts and showed me this video. I was about to puke over how much chicken boobs ive been prepping. Thank you
@raisingrobertsons76179 жыл бұрын
Chicken tits Sorry n
@AllucB9 жыл бұрын
+Raising Robertsons lmao
@thomasoneal44998 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on youtube. The thought of eating chicken after 5 straight days makes me want to jump off of a bridge.
@benis99654 жыл бұрын
tuna canned in olive oil is godly, also, if you don't like the texture of old chicken, fucking blend it to powder and enjoy
@zenergetic_82993 жыл бұрын
The microwave chicken defrosting bit was beyond accurate. So irritating lol
@MrSurvivalgecoLP5 жыл бұрын
"Unless you wanna spend mor time BUYING meat, than BEING meat" You had me there
@mehmetberke51213 жыл бұрын
This channel is a gold mine bruhh.
@CurlyHeadedFark10 жыл бұрын
After eating tuna everyday for 2 months straight I smile everytime I sit down to eat my chicken.
@Kmk1579 жыл бұрын
1. Come to Serbia. 2. Buy shitloads of ajvar. 3. Eat tuna and ajvar. 4. Profit.
@Kmk1579 жыл бұрын
***** Or you could do that, yes.
@Kmk1579 жыл бұрын
George orwell Its this thing that makes tuna taste good :D. Makes many other things taste good as well.
@jordanmelville20939 жыл бұрын
***** Or i could say fuck going to Serbia, and buy some light fucking mayo. That makes tuna taste better and saves me the fucking travel.
@Kmk1579 жыл бұрын
Jordan Melville Mayo and tuna? You are a madman! Might as well put mayo in soup.
@Kmk1579 жыл бұрын
Jordan Melville I have no idea why it looks like that to u. If u get a chance u should try it, its really good. And a guy over the internet told u so, so you know its true.
@mattmillman78585 ай бұрын
You are out of control uniquely funny and creative. How the fuck do you not have your own Netflix series? Appreciate you brother. All the way from Australia 🙌🏼🔥
@DonChelione10 жыл бұрын
5:10 Rice. Fucking great. The blandest carb, panned with the blandest meat. What a day. Cracked me up
@alamerri110 жыл бұрын
watching this high is the best thing ive ever done...ever
@bakters8 жыл бұрын
Chicken pancakes! - Make a pancake dough, throw in thin slices of chicken breast and those veggies which invade your fridge. Mix it, spice to taste, let it sit for a while (optional), then fry it all into delicious little cakes of goodness. Thank me later. ;-)
@2pink1stink6 жыл бұрын
bakters hell yah I'm trying this
@dylanrehman93396 жыл бұрын
Damn I read chicken as children 3 times before understanding the title of this video, wouldve been a wild ride
@meditativebanjo36810 жыл бұрын
Man you're looking great. You look like you're down 2-3% bodyfat. Congrats man.
@BarryBizzle10 жыл бұрын
Im guessing you meant 12/13%?
@thebatoussai10 жыл бұрын
2%-3% is more like Bruce Lee
@CH1PP3NDAL310 жыл бұрын
He went down BY about 2%. Joseph never said down TO 2% :D
@DogginsFroggins10 жыл бұрын
giovanni velasquez l2 English
@n8dawg41410 жыл бұрын
Kega89 *claps* You sir have won the internet. I never thought that someone on here could English.
@adriaan99444 жыл бұрын
Literally the best video I've ever seen
@thedeester1009 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this video so I could breathe again! I was laughing so hard at none stop funny.
@Perkele_Itse9 жыл бұрын
The shit this Bro does is so fucking hilarious, because it's from the every day struggle of a real person going to the gym, not some pro level BB :D
@farmrbrwn7 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while
@kevinssoloobeasley33658 жыл бұрын
Vegan gains does not approves
@Johanisnotreal8 жыл бұрын
All hail clorox that guy doesn't approve of anything
@Binkie0038 жыл бұрын
All hail clorox "Vegan gains" don't exist.
@tsukasasagawa18947 жыл бұрын
LP OLPM An actual crazy person, or someone cashing in on the crazy persona. He would rather save a cow from a slaughter house than a human child from a burning car.
@kylebarany7 жыл бұрын
vegen gays is pretty dumb you cant stop cows from being slaughered nonetheless so its pointless also what do you do with a cow? i guess you could sell it...
@kylebarany7 жыл бұрын
i like vegetables but i dont like vegen gains cuz he wants to kill people
@hoodaticus4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO my freezer is literally filled with those bags rn.
@loganbelt96818 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck can't dom make good vids like this anymore??! Is it too much to ask for quality content? I'd kill for a new Dom Mazzetti video on his old channel. That shit was pure gold.
@PiotrKolonko9 жыл бұрын
I took your advice. Right now, my chicken is more shredded than me. It's a nasty joke.
@adihalevy10 жыл бұрын
Boiled chicken is so easy to make, you just put the defrosted pieces of chicken in boiled water and after 5 minutes it's done
@aSourGummyWorm10 жыл бұрын
Plz stop plz
@Rste9110 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is wrong with you
@liveyourlifeb4end10 жыл бұрын
Wtf!?!?? LmAooo!!
@comments247310 жыл бұрын
Adi Halevy are you srs?
@brandonyo910 жыл бұрын
That sounds disgusting.
@joes21334 жыл бұрын
love this vid, one of my favorite broscience videos
@ljeonjko10 жыл бұрын
since when is chicken discusting?
@xXSuperFrogXx10 жыл бұрын
Since .. ever ?
@tomelliott910 жыл бұрын
Since when is it spelled "Discusting"?
@PaPWPW10 жыл бұрын
xXSuperFrogXx Lemme introduce you to mayonnaise garlic and parsley
@kamehameha3010 жыл бұрын
Since it had absolutely no flavour and was easy as fuck to overcook so it tastes like the sole of a shoe...so yeah, since ever, basically
@AlchemistTongueDrums10 жыл бұрын
Anything eaten 5+ days in large quantities gets old FAST.
@TrailBolt10 жыл бұрын
This is my life. Living on eggs and chicken every day of the week. Only way to bear the taste is to douse it in tobasco and burn your taste buds so you don't have to taste it anymore.
@KalElKryptonsFinest10 жыл бұрын
Try Jerk seasoning. It'll make chicken taste like it was made for your mouth. This falls into the category of putting things that taste good on chicken.
@Valkyriee6866 жыл бұрын
I watch you before I go to the gym. I ALWAYS catch myself giggling during my workout
@seanfitz7149 жыл бұрын
You sir, have earned another subscriber. Fucking hilarious.
@mattvon10347 жыл бұрын
4:55 the beer gravitates towards dom
@mojojojo38524 ай бұрын
Big things attract. Bistein
@jacobburke8185 Жыл бұрын
Come back to this video everytime I wanna kill myself while eating chicken
@jashinjashinjashin Жыл бұрын
I watch this everytime i make chicken for meal prep which is every 2nd day
@jamescarsonglass75956 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else see his beer can slightly move after every cut scene?? Dom was getting wasted making this
@gabemadorma293310 жыл бұрын
Hey Dom, make a vid on Planet Fitness
@hnunez130710 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
@zacharycarman34656 жыл бұрын
This is actually the funniest video I’ve seen on KZbin in a while
@shinom0ri7 жыл бұрын
"Rice... The blandest carb paired with the blandest meat..." "What a day!" :D
@P0rQpine8 жыл бұрын
At 1:11 you could see the beer can moving. Signs of illuminati strong here
@Irondrgntp7 жыл бұрын
This might be the best BroScience vid...
@HAPPYPOLL9 жыл бұрын
What about garlic ...chicken and garlic is mint 😀
@Sige_Himself9 жыл бұрын
Chicken and garlic is the shit 👍
@nosirrahx9 жыл бұрын
+HAPPYPOLL Thanks for your 50% protein shake, 50% garlic farts at the gym bro, that was epic.
@CatnamedMittens9 жыл бұрын
+nosirrahx lmfao
@SpaceViking20009 жыл бұрын
+HAPPYPOLL I like my meats to not taste like mint
@iPurityPVP9 жыл бұрын
+CatnamedMittens “Michael Bialas” aren't you from thoorins videos? Haha
@UselessRambling8 жыл бұрын
When I was trying to eat healthy a few years ago I ate so much chicken it got to the point where I gagged whenever I smelled it