How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself

[@theoperches7147]

you'd think the gunshots would get annoying after a while, they actually just keep getting funnier

[@CheetoFireCat]

Yes! 🤣

[@cingkrimson4719]

The gunshots are more annoying at the start

[@hish33p32]

Opposite

[@Dolph1nator3131]

I hate them

[@nilleftw]

Still funny, baby

[@caleblittleton5371]

I love that you can see the beer can move after almost every cut

[@JoshdaKnight]

This is all I can watch on the screen now XD

[@SpaceMissile]

@I may have a small penis but, he puts the "hammer" in "hammer curls"

[@anthonyashbaugh2231]

It’s just a different beer each cut

[@pdannysan13]

I noticed the same thing. He probably drains them down consecutively.

[@bobbycigarillo]

"Hot sauce is like make up, what's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face."

[@davidwitt3547]

Chilly "I quoted a quote in a video while quoting a comments quote" fuck you

[@eliseo8560]

David Witt damn quit being a bitch

[@balajiLILG]

seriously how is this guy making up sentences like this lol

[@mistersadaimusic]

"Hot sauce has no carbs or calories, and sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has"

[@rodton1000]

This guy is a fucking poet

[@NerosFault]

„The blandest carb, paired with the blandest meat - what a day.“ I lost it

[@DanielSan1776]

That’s a good name I approve

[@usoppn465]

Only fitness channel worth watching.

[@theYJ1]

Look up the Hodgetwins

[@MisterCovek]

Jesus Lopez Nope, they suck.

[@usoppn465]

hodgetwins fell off.

[@xlucho22x]

Jesus Lopez they blow

[@Skitz0frenix]

DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DOOO! Jesus Lopez

[@iminmissouri8589]

“Sodium dosent count as long as you don’t read how much it has” this man has me dead all this shit is spot on😂

[@CatacombsBC]

one time, i got so sick of chicken i decided to switch it up with some turkey. i love chicken with my whole heart now.

[@JalladProductions]

Cool story bro

[@eddyezzy1115]

+GOD IS DEAD cool story, needs more dragons

[@mikekoz68]

Sorry to hear about your dog, Bro

[@dynamicflashy]

+mikekoz68 Dyslexic high fiev!

[@sciuresci1403]

I can't express how much i relate to this.

[@mrmillartv6277]

its weird because he has lots of bodybuilding knowledge but he just puts it in a different con text

[@NateXVII]

I like how you separated con from text

[@tdeember219]

Bruh you know these vids are jokes right

[@zeshanrahman8849]

All his videos are satire. Watch his interview he has up somewhere.

[@scrums4748]

Dova_DJS no one said it wasnt

[@JayAreAitch]

Zeshan Rahman "satire" ehhh if you say so ...

[@Nathaniel066]

"Your staring at your rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. " BAHAHAHAHA

[@Puss1man]

You're

[@justustherighteous371]

You’re mom

[@Eusantdac]

"Lastly, salad: no!" LOL

[@writingnovels053]

I fucking died at that part

[@erikbentley9005]

LMAO DEAD

[@L3gItSniPZ]

im down here right after he said it, trying to find others that agree, i had lol'ed pretty loud

[@LibertyMapper]

In Germany we have a saying: „Vom Salat schrumpft der Bizeps“, which translates to „the biceps is shrinking from salat“.

[@Dafastso]

half microwaved half chicken sitting in a pool of ebola theres a level of on hand creativity you have that a lot of people dont

[@OmgTurtlezWasHere]

Joyson Wildhart did you have a stroke while writing this?

[@adr3510]

Toigbo did u have a stroke trying to read it?

[@maximusm0104]

id rather kill myaelf than lose my gains thats why its called a DIET. lol im dead

[@stonehillproductions129]

So you lost your gains?

[@jacobpacheco3165]

i can't watch a single BroScience video without laughing. And i don't even lift. 10/10

[@R77456]

+jacob pacheco Then how do you find it funny if you cant relate to it?

[@jacobpacheco3165]

Because his comedic talent overshadows the topic of the channel

[@theBoarSkinner]

Then get lost, smallpox.

[@theBoarSkinner]

*****​​​ Wasn't even saying it to you lol. The fact that it didn't make sense should have made it clear. I was responding to OP but I couldn't show that because Google+Tube is retarded. That's not going to happen, ever. I rarely do barbell bench press. I do it with dumbbells mostly. Better for everything except for looking sick and lifting heavier.

[@jacobpacheco3165]

TheDarksyder i will do no such thing

[@hunkydory4065]

that can of tuna will taste like a gourmet meal after ten + straight days of chicken and rice

[@117swordsmen]

I have experienced this. ahah

[@benjirocks333]

"Trust me, trUHAUSt me" Fucking died

[@dizzyiguana981]

Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria lol

[@linex7566]

Bruh same

[@NickMcGowan]

"The edges are starting to turn into bathtub caulk" hahahahahahahaha

[@FallenSkater1940]

Nick McGowan The chicken analogies are fucking genius, I don't know how this guys comes up with the shit lmao

[@NickMcGowan]

Lucid Leaf born with comical talent I suppose haha

[@Rammal67]

People, at least those who don't meal prep, don't realize the chicken breast struggle. We all know how good chicken is when its right off the oven, grill, pan but when you have to make so much of it and put it in the fridge then throw it into the microwave three days later it tastes like shit.

[@hallowurm]

Shia't Ali three days? chicken has a kind of nasty smell the day after

[@Rammal67]

hallowurm Refrigerate it. When i diet i try to make it two days, but three the most. Some people even use their chicken for a whole week.

[@FallenSkater1940]

Shia't Ali then take the effort to prepare meals daily. I love chicken and I wouldn't desecrate it by letting a good cooked meal stagnate in the fridge for 3 days.

[@MrEverisforever]

Shia't Ali You don't have to do it though.. I cook only for only 1-2 days.

[@HopeForTheBrokenBand]

Shia't Ali i let mine sit a week..lmao

[@ramirenriquez6795]

The choice of words and side pictures

[@DaLeadBull]

Defrosting chicken is the worst! haha bathtub caulk.

[@JimmyTheProstitute]

P.J. G. No you can't.

[@Bull_10RR]

hey try putting mozzarela on top of the grilled chiken breast then pop it in the oven.. pro: the chiken tastes like mozzarela. con: the mozzarela tastes like chiken now. placebo has never been better

[@mathewjavela479]

YOURE NOT BETTER THAN THE CHICKEN BRO@

[@luigi4034]

Swear to god this man can paint a picture with his words like no one else can. The part about inputing the nuclear launch codes in the microwave to defrost the chicken is spot on.

[@scottmapex7088]

This guy is literally hilarious. Every video he cracks me up.

[@neckisstiff]

Scott Mapex I know... I'm watching all these videos and I'm fucking dying of laughter. My damn stomach hurts!

[@Alidwee]

Oh...I thought he was metaphorically hilarious.

[@scottmapex7088]

Im sure you did.. Im sure you did.

[@papaknuthson]

+Scott Mapex wtf, how would he be hillarious in a non-literall sense? LOL

[@choppertj1]

It's better than your uncle! Trust me..... TRUUUst. Me!!!

[@Lorendrawn]

You can marinate chicken in honey - it tenderizes chicken and stops it from spoiling, making it less old and shitty-tasting. Squeeze lemon juice onto your chicken with your awesome forearm strength, put salt and pepper, then sear both sides very quickly. gourmet gains.

[@HumanoidTyphoon91]

3:10 Do not think you are better than the chicken! haha

[@killslay]

Honey is just concentrated sugar made by bees, it's not allowed on a lot of diets

[@DarkestValar]

Did you get that information from your uncle

[@voodoochild3859]

Lorendrawn your being that guy

[@CaptainJacksIsland]

I like to brine a batch of chicken for 48 hours, butterfly it, and slap each piece on the George Foreman for 5 minutes. Then I'll make either tatziki sauce or melitzanosalata, both easy to make, healthy, great tasting, and keep for a week. 1 hr or less in the kitchen each week and no more dry chicken dipped in BBQ sauce.

[@gb12rulez]

“Lastly salad, no” End of skit lmaoooo

[@irregulargamer1352]

you know you could jut put tomorrows chicken in the fridge and not have to nuke it to shit.

[@RevolutionV12]

Heated and cold chicken taste like shit. Just cook it up fresh.

[@ganisday6273]

+RevolutionV12 yeah he means put in the fridge overnight before you cook it so the next day it will already be thawed.

[@CadenMotiuk]

+RevolutionV12 Fresh... You mean from the freezer? xD

[@irregulargamer1352]

+Xbox Beast yeah, just take the frozen chicken put it in the fridge and it will thaw overnight nicely instead of having half nuked chicken that you're going to be cooked into a dry brick.

[@jamietodd2560]

I do prefer not having to nuke my chicken; it makes a lot less noise and, if you put it in the fridge, by tomorrow it should be dead enough to pluck, cook, and serve with potatoes.

[@nejivegeta6439]

This is arguably the best bro science video he's ever made

[@dnazoom6850]

Rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. I'm done bruh this guy is too hilarious

[@James7796ify]

Guys. The key is Frank's red hot sauce. Shits lit

[@calebcoyne1808]

Thats a fact. Have that with anything and it'll be fucking delicious

[@tincanmaniac1931]

Wing sauce + Carolina reaper mash is delicious. Masks the chicken flavor.

[@72langsky]

Chicken and rice is like eating wet puzzle pieces with bits of eraser 😭

[@mosesyang4222]

sometimes I grind all that shit up, mix it with water and just chug it as fast as possible

[@shaddox]

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard

[@wowftw120]

So now you're blending your meals into shakes too?

[@brianmannion7097]

I wouldn't serve that shit on death row

[@brianmannion7097]

FurRealz ok FurRealz I get ya.....

[@seesharper8913]

Brian Mannion I can do more uncle fucking analogies if you want

[@judemiller]

This might be my favorite video on this channel.

[@Bluetigerrrrr]

+Jude Miller i know, I cloun't stop laughing this guy is a legend

[@andybell1983]

This is so true! First time I bought 10kg/22lb of frozen chicken breast off muscle food i froze it all in the same bag it came in. I couldn't figure out a way to defrost it without putting my life at risk when eating it. I tried throwing it about a bit, an ice pick, hammer etc etc. so I did the honourable thing and let it sit in the freezer for two years till it went out of date before tossing it. Thinner /smaller is better as advertised by the Bro.

[@ryanlynch01]

Chicken brest. Balsamic Vinegar, Cajun spice , olive oil. Before starting, preheat the oven to around 180 degrees 1) butterfly the chicken (cut it almost in half so it opens like a book) google how to if needed 2) stick it in a bowl, pour over some olive oil, balsamic vinegar and lots of cajun spice, use your hands and rub it all over the chicken, get in about it. Don't be scared, until the chicken is well coated. 3) Heat a pan with a little olive oil on a high heat, sear the chicken on each side for around 1 minute 4) Put it on a baking tray, pour any leftover cajun/vinegar/oil mix from the bowl over the chicken and stick in the oven for around 12/15 minutes. 5) Cut into strips, little BBQ sauce, some thick cut sweet potato fries and a bag of mixed veg, sorted. 6) Thank me later.

[@1tsHunt3rFoo1]

my house caught of fire, thanks a lot.

[@ryanlynch01]

ItsHunterFool hahahahah brilliant, seriously tho try it.. best chicken you'll ever have

[@Condoctuc]

haha ill try it tonight

[@Hellsway12]

how is it going to cook through at 180 degrees for only 15 minutes with a 1 minute sear? lol That chicken needs a 165 degree internal temp I cant see that working unless you literally butterflied that breast extremely thin

[@mcswaggyswag1655]

Youre not better than the fuckin chicken

[@jordan220]

The can moving every few scenes was super distracting haha

[@NanaoNganba]

lol... true

[@robertmilak5425]

Lol if he'd rather make a 20 minute long video he would be so drunk lmao

[@grayh5622]

Are you kidding? It was comedic gold. He talks about his uncle molesting him, and then the can moves - as in after shooting that scene he had to take a drink to wash away the memories. Its fuckin' genius.

[@mskorpio8669]

Milák Róberlol

[@robertgordon7983]

Yea they have done a couple behind the scenes and they just get super fucking drunk

[@ericscheerer4138]

5 years later and this is still my favorite one

[@Vicius2004]

I fricken' love eating tuna straight from a can! I do it regularly without even being on a diet.

[@kliqit]

HOW

[@Vicius2004]

Well... first you open the can. The rest should be pretty straightforward.

[@отпирайте]

he didnt mean how how, he meant how. how. how do you eat it without having suicidal thoughts etc. is that just mental strenght?

[@kudos4201]

+Ice J it just tastes good. Although i eat in olove oil

[@SuperFlawless2010]

I fucken love making myself tuna club-sandwiches. 1) Ezekiel bread 2) Canned tuna (water) 3) Cheese, especially parmesan 4) Seasoning and sauce (oregano and basil, especially) Use toast maker (or sandwich maker) mini grill with press. The result will blow your mind )))

[@JTNaise]

Am I the only one who actually like chicken breast.

[@JTNaise]

FuckingRat I mostly only used salt and pepper. So yeah I love it.

[@Luka-st3kk]

same dude i love it

[@Wickedtremors]

JTWallance best food in the world

[@nirolord3180]

JTWallance miiiiii 222

[@DeepstrikerGundam]

I fucking love chicken. I hit it with Mrs. dash and black pepper. rice I make wth low sodium chicken stock and I do a green vegetable in the steamer. Fucking love tuna too. mix that shit up with some avocado, black pepper, a little veganaise and throw it on some wheat toast

[@thatshot664]

Sometimes I think he is the smartest man alive. I mean it literally requires an iq of 5000 to make his analogies.

[@mummyjohn]

straight up this is some of the best standup I've ever seen. and the choices of little pictures he inserts on the side double that

[@Sondaze]

"Thats it, just how to make it taste"

[@CommonSwense]

To say it tastes bad would be giving the chicken too much credit.

[@Postermaestro]

lorassa727 this comment is about as original as the two above you -.-

[@CommonSwense]

it's just Common Swense

[@ObeyKeezy]

I never laughed so hard in my life, everything he said about chicken, vegetables, rice ,that can of tuna was so me and when he said potato i was thinking sweet potato then i started laughing even harder.

[@denisdimitrov5995]

Man this is a comedy channel and the sad truth is that everything he says is true.

[@jefffawcett]

the best comedy always starts from truth

[@ZieDoctor]

Your last resort and first resort to making chicken taste is Sriracha sauce.

[@TupacAurelius]

word, that or sauce hollandaise

[@Priddyboiicrls]

Adam Kelsey yeeeees

[@KingElrosTarMinyatur]

Doms gotten a lot more aesthetic lately

[@TheZooCrew]

Part of me think he took the comments about his physique a bit personally. Never mind that the only critics his physique are teenage twinks who think Kali Muscle is what a natty lifter looks like. There's no rock-bottom of stupid on youtube. Brandon Campbell gets comments telling him he's small and weak-looking all the time, too.

[@j3rmaine]

TheZooCrew It's hard to see how big someone is on pictures/youtube. That's just how it is. You don't really see it till that person stands next to someone who doesn't even lift.

[@TheZooCrew]

Jermaine To a point, but there are some pretty obvious differences between natural and geared-up lifters. Also, it's pretty easy to find measurements for youtube lifters like Campbell.

[@milesx5249]

well he doesn't lift, so of course he did.

[@xXJeReMiAhXx99]

Jermaine dom is clearly quite big to anyone who has halfway decent size perception, I'd put him in the 6-6.2 foot range and 190-215 lbs fairly lean. I think half the people are trolling with the other half being complete morons.

[@Swiftafboi113]

I am scream laughing stuck on the couch from a training injury.... thanks for making the wait process funnier man! SUBSCRIBED

[@XBLGR]

as a British person, body-building chicken is fucking great, sprinkle some pepper on that shit and you're good to go....our food sucks.

[@noofonehoo]

+Sam Lewis britain's the chicken breast of cultures. how do you just conquer the planet and still retain only the shittiest food ideas.

[@grandin105]

+Albert Fitzgerald you sound almost as gay as your name suggests

[@way2tehdawn]

+Sam Lewis Speak for yourself mate, my foods fuckin' ace.

[@albertfitzgerald2309]

Whynotdairy? your food sucks.

[@HeisenbergT94]

I'm also from the UK, my food doesn't suck, maybe you just suck at cooking

[@JHutchGAMES]

OMFG DUDE THIS DUDE IS THE FUNNIEST DUDE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!!!! HAVENT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN AWHILE HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[@MrSinister718]

Seriously.

[@Cronoro]

Same here man. Funny as fuck LOL!

[@natescraggles825]

JHutchGAMES Check out Hodge Twins. Or TwinMuscleWorkout

[@JHutchGAMES]

I know hodge twins haha

[@lololololololol444]

Nathan Schrage bro science is funnier

[@kevinssoloobeasley3365]

Vegan gains does not approves

[@Johanisnotreal]

All hail clorox that guy doesn't approve of anything

[@Binkie003]

All hail clorox "Vegan gains" don't exist.

[@tsukasasagawa1894]

LP OLPM An actual crazy person, or someone cashing in on the crazy persona. He would rather save a cow from a slaughter house than a human child from a burning car.

[@kylebarany]

vegen gays is pretty dumb you cant stop cows from being slaughered nonetheless so its pointless also what do you do with a cow? i guess you could sell it...

[@kylebarany]

i like vegetables but i dont like vegen gains cuz he wants to kill people

[@Polyrytmi]

I was cooking chicken and got a notifaction on my cellphone that you uploaded a video haha! gonna eat the chicken and watch this now. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY TBH

[@chrisschell90]

Notifaction? Wtf?

[@Tbergan67]

chrisschell90 Email my dawg.

[@Archangeldawn]

chrisschell90 yah bruh, I also got a notification on my phone when Bro Science uploaded this video!

[@Buzzy913]

My microwave has a defrost function.Throw the chicken in, hit the button, and walk the fuck away. It figures out how long and how hot to defrost it. HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT.

[@smy202]

+Buzzy913 post a video. i wanna see if you're lying. $10 say's your chicken is being cooked just like he said in the vid. :)

[@Buzzy913]

DStang Just Google it mate, I guarantee I'm not the only person in history with a working defrost microwave.

[@m0rbidh0rr0r]

+Buzzy913 Yeah dipshit, but is the end result like he said? Go get mommy to tell you about it.

[@Buzzy913]

+m0rbidh0rr0r It defrosts the chicken. If you need mommy to understand that for you, that's fine, but I just hit the defrost.

[@smy202]

Everyone's microwave has a defrost function... Doesn't mean it still doesn't cook the fuckin chicken. Scrubs!

[@not-an-astr0naut]

Dom, this video still hits 9 years later

[@ThailaSkyeVlogs]

Best thing I've seen all day. Immediately subscribed.

[@scars1987]

"Lastly salad: NO!" Laughed so hard

[@christopherfischer6998]

“Before your brain realizes A: You’re eating chicken; and B: You fucking hate yourself.” That killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hellmarch123]

Wait... is he saying sweet potatoes are better then the regular? So much sarcasm i got lost.

[@hallowurm]

Hellmarch at least they are more of a bodybuilding food

[@LongLongLists]

I thought he was stood in a really deep sink at first

[@wille7319]

L fucking Mao, can't unsee.

[@sarahzastrow1616]

"Hot sauce is makeup, underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." 🤣

[@KajinGnX]

"Sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has" LOL

[@ljeonjko]

since when is chicken discusting?

[@xXSuperFrogXx]

Since .. ever ?

[@tomelliott9]

Since when is it spelled "Discusting"?

[@PaPWPW]

xXSuperFrogXx Lemme introduce you to mayonnaise garlic and parsley

[@kamehameha30]

Since it had absolutely no flavour and was easy as fuck to overcook so it tastes like the sole of a shoe...so yeah, since ever, basically

[@AlchemistTongueDrums]

Anything eaten 5+ days in large quantities gets old FAST.

[@sebastianprice8760]

This, without a doubt, is his funniest video. The chicken struggle is real.

[@DonChelione]

5:10 Rice. Fucking great. The blandest carb, panned with the blandest meat. What a day. Cracked me up

[@raisingrobertsons7617]

My husband power lifts and showed me this video. I was about to puke over how much chicken boobs ive been prepping. Thank you

[@raisingrobertsons7617]

Chicken tits Sorry n

[@AllucB]

+Raising Robertsons lmao

[@turboking95]

3:05 "Hot sauce is make-up. What's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." lmfao XD

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

As a black man I am obliged to dislike this video. Sorry bro. It's a matter of principle. lol (_reads comment thread underneath_) Wow...So many people can't take a joke. And so many others take this comment waaaay too seriosuly Wow... XD

[@ANeonTiger]

He's talking about cooked chicken that's actually healthy, not KFC.

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

ANeonTiger And I'm talking about chicken in general. Black people do eat healthily. Racist exposed.

[@kakamaru5]

ANeonTiger real black people don't eat KFC. It's all about Popeye's. B-)

[@Edd90k_]

What the fuck are you on about? Just for pulling that shit from under your arse makes you racist yourself, dumbnut.

[@kakamaru5]

***** hell yeah bro.

[@jfkshotfirst7723]

As someone who eats a can of tuna a day I can confirm doms description to be quite accurate

[@throwaway999able]

Isn't that bad to do because of the mercury content? Supposed to wait a couple days between cand

[@mehmetberke5121]

This channel is a gold mine bruhh.

[@MrSurvivalgecoLP]

"Unless you wanna spend mor time BUYING meat, than BEING meat" You had me there

[@CurlyHeadedFark]

After eating tuna everyday for 2 months straight I smile everytime I sit down to eat my chicken.

[@cherrybomb921]

After all these years i still think this is the funniest video.

[@zenergetic_8299]

The microwave chicken defrosting bit was beyond accurate. So irritating lol

[@alamerri1]

watching this high is the best thing ive ever done...ever

[@bakters]

Chicken pancakes! - Make a pancake dough, throw in thin slices of chicken breast and those veggies which invade your fridge. Mix it, spice to taste, let it sit for a while (optional), then fry it all into delicious little cakes of goodness. Thank me later. ;-)

[@2pink1stink]

bakters hell yah I'm trying this

[@thomasoneal4499]

This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on youtube. The thought of eating chicken after 5 straight days makes me want to jump off of a bridge.

[@mattvon1034]

4:55 the beer gravitates towards dom

[@mojojojo3852]

Big things attract. Bistein

[@Whatevadantewante]

This is the most accurate description of chicken. I had to cone back to this cuz this is exactly what I have to eat as a part of my pre op diet.

[@Perkele_Itse]

The shit this Bro does is so fucking hilarious, because it's from the every day struggle of a real person going to the gym, not some pro level BB :D

[@Kmk157]

1. Come to Serbia. 2. Buy shitloads of ajvar. 3. Eat tuna and ajvar. 4. Profit.

[@Kmk157]

***** Or you could do that, yes.

[@Kmk157]

George orwell Its this thing that makes tuna taste good :D. Makes many other things taste good as well.

[@jordanmelville2093]

***** Or i could say fuck going to Serbia, and buy some light fucking mayo. That makes tuna taste better and saves me the fucking travel.

[@Kmk157]

Jordan Melville Mayo and tuna? You are a madman! Might as well put mayo in soup.

[@Kmk157]

Jordan Melville I have no idea why it looks like that to u. If u get a chance u should try it, its really good. And a guy over the internet told u so, so you know its true.

[@loganbelt9681]

Why the fuck can't dom make good vids like this anymore??! Is it too much to ask for quality content? I'd kill for a new Dom Mazzetti video on his old channel. That shit was pure gold.

[@MrHarrypotter111]

This guy has been lifting for years now why is he not big?

[@43854586]

Because he doesn't actually lift (that much)? It's called acting ...

[@CrowBag]

Its called being natural.

[@GuyGiorge]

Macky Ds lol gb2fit. Hes lazy as fuck thats why. Plus hes a fake bro.

[@XandreasX]

He's a comedian, part time bodybuilder. Dom Mazzetti

[@43854586]

00QanT That's not even his name, just his character, sorry to disappoint ..

[@shinom0ri]

"Rice... The blandest carb paired with the blandest meat..." "What a day!" :D

[@adriaan9944]

Literally the best video I've ever seen

[@SuperMmmm33]

1. chicken breast 2. marinade in lemon juice 3. tenderise breast by beating it until its about 2-3cm thick. 4. season with lebanese bbq spice meat rub 5. grill on charcoal bbq 6. enjoy the best chicken breast known to humanity.

[@xchillxdawgx]

Where do you buy the lesbian bbq rub?

[@SuperMmmm33]

Lebanese*

[@SSSDiaz7]

SuperMmmm33 Chicken breast ain't all that bad if you are prepared with the right ingredients, there are too many ingredients to list but 2 or more of these together will make chicken breast taste good, as always, paring it up with other foods is always beneficial. 1. Lime Juice or Vinegar 2. Soy Sauce 3. Teriyaki Sauce 4. Green Onions 5. Oregano 6. Parsley/ Tyme

[@DisabledCreation]

SuperMmmm33 Nobody got time for that shit lol

[@SuperMmmm33]

DisabledCreation It actually saves you a lot of time throughout the week if you cook in bulk on one day lol.

[@meditativebanjo368]

Man you're looking great. You look like you're down 2-3% bodyfat. Congrats man.

[@BarryBizzle]

Im guessing you meant 12/13%?

[@thebatoussai]

2%-3% is more like Bruce Lee

[@CH1PP3NDAL3]

He went down BY about 2%. Joseph never said down TO 2% :D

[@DogginsFroggins]

giovanni velasquez l2 English

[@n8dawg414]

Kega89 *claps* You sir have won the internet. I never thought that someone on here could English.

[@mattmillman7858]

You are out of control uniquely funny and creative. How the fuck do you not have your own Netflix series? Appreciate you brother. All the way from Australia 🙌🏼🔥

[@thedeester100]

I had to pause this video so I could breathe again! I was laughing so hard at none stop funny.

[@dylanrehman9339]

Damn I read chicken as children 3 times before understanding the title of this video, wouldve been a wild ride

[@joes2133]

love this vid, one of my favorite broscience videos

[@P0rQpine]

At 1:11 you could see the beer can moving. Signs of illuminati strong here

[@marryheinz9814]

2:54 he forgot the gun shoot sound ^^

[@professionalname5298]

Dom, this needs to be said but you'll probably never read it but I hope somebody does: let the chicken you're going to cook soak in brine(salt water) for 1 to 1.75 hours in the fridge right before cooking it, it'll stay juicy and retain water(if you do it longer than 2 hours it will turn into gummy plastic.) Also, when you reheat it, let it soak in some chicken broth, whatever seasoning recipe you used to cook it will also contribute to the flavor but this will really help the texture. Also, cook your rice with chicken/beef broth.

[@YunisRajab]

Lastly, salad. NO

[@TrailBolt]

This is my life. Living on eggs and chicken every day of the week. Only way to bear the taste is to douse it in tobasco and burn your taste buds so you don't have to taste it anymore.

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

Try Jerk seasoning. It'll make chicken taste like it was made for your mouth. This falls into the category of putting things that taste good on chicken.

[@benis9965]

tuna canned in olive oil is godly, also, if you don't like the texture of old chicken, fucking blend it to powder and enjoy

[@UziNecromancer]

Actually i fucking love eating tuna straight from the can i think it tastes great

[@Macker875]

But you dont lift.

[@malman0789]

You're like this weird intern we had at work who ate wet chicken out of a can for lunch. It was so gross.

[@flam3dout]

***** mix it in with rice and mix the rice and tuna up, it's pretty damn good. just drain the water first, it makes the rice taste like shit

[@Battlefield3JET]

It's actually good, I just bought 50 cans of tuna with olive oil inside of it. Because dayum, I made 1 mistake last year, which was buying 20 tuna cans with water, they were DRYYYYYYYYYYY AS FUCKKKKKKKKKK. eating 1 fucking can took like 40 minutes..

[@EOzzieMusic]

Make a Tuna Sandwich with: Tuna (in sunflower oil), red onions, tomatoes, lettuce, a little bit of huney mustard sauce. So delicious.

[@UselessRambling]

When I was trying to eat healthy a few years ago I ate so much chicken it got to the point where I gagged whenever I smelled it

[@Nergal_Slayer]

0:12 That almost hurt, but I can't stop laughing

[@adihalevy]

Boiled chicken is so easy to make, you just put the defrosted pieces of chicken in boiled water and after 5 minutes it's done

[@aSourGummyWorm]

Plz stop plz

[@Rste91]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[@liveyourlifeb4end]

Wtf!?!?? LmAooo!!

[@comments2473]

Adi Halevy are you srs?

[@brandonyo9]

That sounds disgusting.

[@gabemadorma2933]

Hey Dom, make a vid on Planet Fitness

[@hnunez1307]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sorkeror]

You can actually cook the chicken gently in the oven with some lemon juice, garlic, black pepper and paprika and/or other spices and herbs to get delicious juicy chicken.

[@HAPPYPOLL]

What about garlic ...chicken and garlic is mint 😀

[@Sige_Himself]

Chicken and garlic is the shit 👍

[@nosirrahx]

+HAPPYPOLL Thanks for your 50% protein shake, 50% garlic farts at the gym bro, that was epic.

[@CatnamedMittens]

+nosirrahx lmfao

[@SpaceViking2000]

+HAPPYPOLL I like my meats to not taste like mint

[@iPurityPVP]

+CatnamedMittens “Michael Bialas” aren't you from thoorins videos? Haha

[@LittleGerrard88]

Look at 1:53 the dude looks like he's about to flip the matress