How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself

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Bro Science #58: chicken again :(
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@theoperches7147
@theoperches7147 9 жыл бұрын
you'd think the gunshots would get annoying after a while, they actually just keep getting funnier
@CheetoFireCat
@CheetoFireCat 6 жыл бұрын
Yes! 🤣
@cingkrimson4719
@cingkrimson4719 5 жыл бұрын
The gunshots are more annoying at the start
@hish33p32
@hish33p32 5 жыл бұрын
Opposite
@Dolph1nator3131
@Dolph1nator3131 5 жыл бұрын
I hate them
@nilleftw
@nilleftw 5 жыл бұрын
Still funny, baby
@caleblittleton5371
@caleblittleton5371 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you can see the beer can move after almost every cut
@JoshdaKnight
@JoshdaKnight 4 жыл бұрын
This is all I can watch on the screen now XD
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 3 жыл бұрын
@I may have a small penis but, he puts the "hammer" in "hammer curls"
@anthonyashbaugh2231
@anthonyashbaugh2231 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just a different beer each cut
@pdannysan13
@pdannysan13 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed the same thing. He probably drains them down consecutively.
@bobbycigarillo
@bobbycigarillo 8 жыл бұрын
"Hot sauce is like make up, what's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face."
@davidwitt3547
@davidwitt3547 7 жыл бұрын
Chilly "I quoted a quote in a video while quoting a comments quote" fuck you
@eliseo8560
@eliseo8560 6 жыл бұрын
David Witt damn quit being a bitch
@balajiLILG
@balajiLILG 6 жыл бұрын
seriously how is this guy making up sentences like this lol
@mistersadaimusic
@mistersadaimusic 6 жыл бұрын
"Hot sauce has no carbs or calories, and sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has"
@rodton1000
@rodton1000 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is a fucking poet
@NerosFault
@NerosFault 6 жыл бұрын
„The blandest carb, paired with the blandest meat - what a day.“ I lost it
@DanielSan1776
@DanielSan1776 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a good name I approve
@CatacombsBC
@CatacombsBC 9 жыл бұрын
one time, i got so sick of chicken i decided to switch it up with some turkey. i love chicken with my whole heart now.
@JalladProductions
@JalladProductions 9 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@eddyezzy1115
@eddyezzy1115 9 жыл бұрын
+GOD IS DEAD cool story, needs more dragons
@mikekoz68
@mikekoz68 9 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about your dog, Bro
@dynamicflashy
@dynamicflashy 9 жыл бұрын
+mikekoz68 Dyslexic high fiev!
@sciuresci1403
@sciuresci1403 7 жыл бұрын
I can't express how much i relate to this.
@iminmissouri8589
@iminmissouri8589 6 жыл бұрын
“Sodium dosent count as long as you don’t read how much it has” this man has me dead all this shit is spot on😂
@usoppn465
@usoppn465 10 жыл бұрын
Only fitness channel worth watching.
@theYJ1
@theYJ1 10 жыл бұрын
Look up the Hodgetwins
@MisterCovek
@MisterCovek 10 жыл бұрын
Jesus Lopez Nope, they suck.
@usoppn465
@usoppn465 10 жыл бұрын
hodgetwins fell off.
@xlucho22x
@xlucho22x 10 жыл бұрын
Jesus Lopez they blow
@Skitz0frenix
@Skitz0frenix 10 жыл бұрын
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DOOO! Jesus Lopez
@Dafastso
@Dafastso 9 жыл бұрын
half microwaved half chicken sitting in a pool of ebola theres a level of on hand creativity you have that a lot of people dont
@OmgTurtlezWasHere
@OmgTurtlezWasHere 5 жыл бұрын
Joyson Wildhart did you have a stroke while writing this?
@adr3510
@adr3510 5 жыл бұрын
Toigbo did u have a stroke trying to read it?
@luigi4034
@luigi4034 4 жыл бұрын
Swear to god this man can paint a picture with his words like no one else can. The part about inputing the nuclear launch codes in the microwave to defrost the chicken is spot on.
@mrmillartv6277
@mrmillartv6277 9 жыл бұрын
its weird because he has lots of bodybuilding knowledge but he just puts it in a different con text
@NateXVII
@NateXVII 5 жыл бұрын
I like how you separated con from text
@tdeember219
@tdeember219 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh you know these vids are jokes right
@zeshanrahman8849
@zeshanrahman8849 5 жыл бұрын
All his videos are satire. Watch his interview he has up somewhere.
@scrums4748
@scrums4748 5 жыл бұрын
Dova_DJS no one said it wasnt
@JayAreAitch
@JayAreAitch 5 жыл бұрын
Zeshan Rahman "satire" ehhh if you say so ...
@Eusantdac
@Eusantdac 9 жыл бұрын
"Lastly, salad: no!" LOL
@writingnovels053
@writingnovels053 9 жыл бұрын
I fucking died at that part
@erikbentley9005
@erikbentley9005 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO DEAD
@L3gItSniPZ
@L3gItSniPZ 7 жыл бұрын
im down here right after he said it, trying to find others that agree, i had lol'ed pretty loud
@LibertyMapper
@LibertyMapper 5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we have a saying: „Vom Salat schrumpft der Bizeps“, which translates to „the biceps is shrinking from salat“.
@maximusm0104
@maximusm0104 8 жыл бұрын
id rather kill myaelf than lose my gains thats why its called a DIET. lol im dead
@stonehillproductions129
@stonehillproductions129 5 жыл бұрын
So you lost your gains?
@hunkydory4065
@hunkydory4065 9 жыл бұрын
that can of tuna will taste like a gourmet meal after ten + straight days of chicken and rice
@117swordsmen
@117swordsmen 5 жыл бұрын
I have experienced this. ahah
@jacobpacheco3165
@jacobpacheco3165 9 жыл бұрын
i can't watch a single BroScience video without laughing. And i don't even lift. 10/10
@R77456
@R77456 8 жыл бұрын
+jacob pacheco Then how do you find it funny if you cant relate to it?
@jacobpacheco3165
@jacobpacheco3165 8 жыл бұрын
Because his comedic talent overshadows the topic of the channel
@theBoarSkinner
@theBoarSkinner 8 жыл бұрын
Then get lost, smallpox.
@theBoarSkinner
@theBoarSkinner 8 жыл бұрын
*****​​​ Wasn't even saying it to you lol. The fact that it didn't make sense should have made it clear. I was responding to OP but I couldn't show that because Google+Tube is retarded. That's not going to happen, ever. I rarely do barbell bench press. I do it with dumbbells mostly. Better for everything except for looking sick and lifting heavier.
@jacobpacheco3165
@jacobpacheco3165 8 жыл бұрын
TheDarksyder i will do no such thing
@Nathaniel066
@Nathaniel066 8 жыл бұрын
"Your staring at your rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. " BAHAHAHAHA
@Puss1man
@Puss1man 4 жыл бұрын
You're
@justustherighteous371
@justustherighteous371 4 жыл бұрын
You’re mom
@Rammal67
@Rammal67 9 жыл бұрын
People, at least those who don't meal prep, don't realize the chicken breast struggle. We all know how good chicken is when its right off the oven, grill, pan but when you have to make so much of it and put it in the fridge then throw it into the microwave three days later it tastes like shit.
@hallowurm
@hallowurm 9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali three days? chicken has a kind of nasty smell the day after
@Rammal67
@Rammal67 9 жыл бұрын
hallowurm Refrigerate it. When i diet i try to make it two days, but three the most. Some people even use their chicken for a whole week.
@FallenSkater1940
@FallenSkater1940 9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali then take the effort to prepare meals daily. I love chicken and I wouldn't desecrate it by letting a good cooked meal stagnate in the fridge for 3 days.
@MrEverisforever
@MrEverisforever 9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali You don't have to do it though.. I cook only for only 1-2 days.
@HopeForTheBrokenBand
@HopeForTheBrokenBand 9 жыл бұрын
Shia't Ali i let mine sit a week..lmao
@benjirocks333
@benjirocks333 8 жыл бұрын
"Trust me, trUHAUSt me" Fucking died
@dizzyiguana981
@dizzyiguana981 8 жыл бұрын
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria lol
@linex7566
@linex7566 7 жыл бұрын
Bruh same
@ramirenriquez6795
@ramirenriquez6795 8 жыл бұрын
The choice of words and side pictures
@NickMcGowan
@NickMcGowan 9 жыл бұрын
"The edges are starting to turn into bathtub caulk" hahahahahahahaha
@FallenSkater1940
@FallenSkater1940 9 жыл бұрын
Nick McGowan The chicken analogies are fucking genius, I don't know how this guys comes up with the shit lmao
@NickMcGowan
@NickMcGowan 9 жыл бұрын
Lucid Leaf born with comical talent I suppose haha
@scottmapex7088
@scottmapex7088 9 жыл бұрын
This guy is literally hilarious. Every video he cracks me up.
@neckisstiff
@neckisstiff 9 жыл бұрын
Scott Mapex I know... I'm watching all these videos and I'm fucking dying of laughter. My damn stomach hurts!
@Alidwee
@Alidwee 9 жыл бұрын
Oh...I thought he was metaphorically hilarious.
@scottmapex7088
@scottmapex7088 9 жыл бұрын
Im sure you did.. Im sure you did.
@papaknuthson
@papaknuthson 9 жыл бұрын
+Scott Mapex wtf, how would he be hillarious in a non-literall sense? LOL
@choppertj1
@choppertj1 9 жыл бұрын
It's better than your uncle! Trust me..... TRUUUst. Me!!!
@nejivegeta6439
@nejivegeta6439 Жыл бұрын
This is arguably the best bro science video he's ever made
@Bull_10RR
@Bull_10RR 9 жыл бұрын
hey try putting mozzarela on top of the grilled chiken breast then pop it in the oven.. pro: the chiken tastes like mozzarela. con: the mozzarela tastes like chiken now. placebo has never been better
@mathewjavela479
@mathewjavela479 7 жыл бұрын
YOURE NOT BETTER THAN THE CHICKEN BRO@
@irregulargamer1352
@irregulargamer1352 9 жыл бұрын
you know you could jut put tomorrows chicken in the fridge and not have to nuke it to shit.
@RevolutionV12
@RevolutionV12 9 жыл бұрын
Heated and cold chicken taste like shit. Just cook it up fresh.
@ganisday6273
@ganisday6273 9 жыл бұрын
+RevolutionV12 yeah he means put in the fridge overnight before you cook it so the next day it will already be thawed.
@CadenMotiuk
@CadenMotiuk 8 жыл бұрын
+RevolutionV12 Fresh... You mean from the freezer? xD
@irregulargamer1352
@irregulargamer1352 8 жыл бұрын
+Xbox Beast yeah, just take the frozen chicken put it in the fridge and it will thaw overnight nicely instead of having half nuked chicken that you're going to be cooked into a dry brick.
@jamietodd2560
@jamietodd2560 8 жыл бұрын
I do prefer not having to nuke my chicken; it makes a lot less noise and, if you put it in the fridge, by tomorrow it should be dead enough to pluck, cook, and serve with potatoes.
@Lorendrawn
@Lorendrawn 8 жыл бұрын
You can marinate chicken in honey - it tenderizes chicken and stops it from spoiling, making it less old and shitty-tasting. Squeeze lemon juice onto your chicken with your awesome forearm strength, put salt and pepper, then sear both sides very quickly. gourmet gains.
@HumanoidTyphoon91
@HumanoidTyphoon91 8 жыл бұрын
3:10 Do not think you are better than the chicken! haha
@killslay
@killslay 7 жыл бұрын
Honey is just concentrated sugar made by bees, it's not allowed on a lot of diets
@DarkestValar
@DarkestValar 6 жыл бұрын
Did you get that information from your uncle
@voodoochild3859
@voodoochild3859 6 жыл бұрын
Lorendrawn your being that guy
@CaptainJacksIsland
@CaptainJacksIsland 6 жыл бұрын
I like to brine a batch of chicken for 48 hours, butterfly it, and slap each piece on the George Foreman for 5 minutes. Then I'll make either tatziki sauce or melitzanosalata, both easy to make, healthy, great tasting, and keep for a week. 1 hr or less in the kitchen each week and no more dry chicken dipped in BBQ sauce.
@DaLeadBull
@DaLeadBull 9 жыл бұрын
Defrosting chicken is the worst! haha bathtub caulk.
@JimmyTheProstitute
@JimmyTheProstitute 8 жыл бұрын
P.J. G. No you can't.
@72langsky
@72langsky 5 жыл бұрын
Chicken and rice is like eating wet puzzle pieces with bits of eraser 😭
@gb12rulez
@gb12rulez 5 жыл бұрын
“Lastly salad, no” End of skit lmaoooo
@ryanlynch01
@ryanlynch01 10 жыл бұрын
Chicken brest. Balsamic Vinegar, Cajun spice , olive oil. Before starting, preheat the oven to around 180 degrees 1) butterfly the chicken (cut it almost in half so it opens like a book) google how to if needed 2) stick it in a bowl, pour over some olive oil, balsamic vinegar and lots of cajun spice, use your hands and rub it all over the chicken, get in about it. Don't be scared, until the chicken is well coated. 3) Heat a pan with a little olive oil on a high heat, sear the chicken on each side for around 1 minute 4) Put it on a baking tray, pour any leftover cajun/vinegar/oil mix from the bowl over the chicken and stick in the oven for around 12/15 minutes. 5) Cut into strips, little BBQ sauce, some thick cut sweet potato fries and a bag of mixed veg, sorted. 6) Thank me later.
@1tsHunt3rFoo1
@1tsHunt3rFoo1 10 жыл бұрын
my house caught of fire, thanks a lot.
@ryanlynch01
@ryanlynch01 10 жыл бұрын
ItsHunterFool hahahahah brilliant, seriously tho try it.. best chicken you'll ever have
@Condoctuc
@Condoctuc 10 жыл бұрын
haha ill try it tonight
@Hellsway12
@Hellsway12 10 жыл бұрын
how is it going to cook through at 180 degrees for only 15 minutes with a 1 minute sear? lol That chicken needs a 165 degree internal temp I cant see that working unless you literally butterflied that breast extremely thin
@mcswaggyswag1655
@mcswaggyswag1655 10 жыл бұрын
Youre not better than the fuckin chicken
@James7796ify
@James7796ify 9 жыл бұрын
Guys. The key is Frank's red hot sauce. Shits lit
@calebcoyne1808
@calebcoyne1808 9 жыл бұрын
Thats a fact. Have that with anything and it'll be fucking delicious
@tincanmaniac1931
@tincanmaniac1931 5 жыл бұрын
Wing sauce + Carolina reaper mash is delicious. Masks the chicken flavor.
@dnazoom6850
@dnazoom6850 8 жыл бұрын
Rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. I'm done bruh this guy is too hilarious
@judemiller
@judemiller 9 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite video on this channel.
@Bluetigerrrrr
@Bluetigerrrrr 8 жыл бұрын
+Jude Miller i know, I cloun't stop laughing this guy is a legend
@mosesyang4222
@mosesyang4222 8 жыл бұрын
sometimes I grind all that shit up, mix it with water and just chug it as fast as possible
@shaddox
@shaddox 8 жыл бұрын
That's the grossest thing I've ever heard
@wowftw120
@wowftw120 8 жыл бұрын
So now you're blending your meals into shakes too?
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't serve that shit on death row
@brianmannion7097
@brianmannion7097 8 жыл бұрын
FurRealz ok FurRealz I get ya.....
@seesharper8913
@seesharper8913 8 жыл бұрын
Brian Mannion I can do more uncle fucking analogies if you want
@ZieDoctor
@ZieDoctor 9 жыл бұрын
Your last resort and first resort to making chicken taste is Sriracha sauce.
@TupacAurelius
@TupacAurelius 5 жыл бұрын
word, that or sauce hollandaise
@Priddyboiicrls
@Priddyboiicrls 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Kelsey yeeeees
@ericscheerer4138
@ericscheerer4138 5 жыл бұрын
5 years later and this is still my favorite one
@cherrybomb921
@cherrybomb921 3 ай бұрын
After all these years i still think this is the funniest video.
@TheTsugnawmi2010
@TheTsugnawmi2010 10 жыл бұрын
As a black man I am obliged to dislike this video. Sorry bro. It's a matter of principle. lol (_reads comment thread underneath_) Wow...So many people can't take a joke. And so many others take this comment waaaay too seriosuly Wow... XD
@ANeonTiger
@ANeonTiger 10 жыл бұрын
He's talking about cooked chicken that's actually healthy, not KFC.
@TheTsugnawmi2010
@TheTsugnawmi2010 10 жыл бұрын
ANeonTiger And I'm talking about chicken in general. Black people do eat healthily. Racist exposed.
@kakamaru5
@kakamaru5 10 жыл бұрын
ANeonTiger real black people don't eat KFC. It's all about Popeye's. B-)
@Edd90k_
@Edd90k_ 10 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you on about? Just for pulling that shit from under your arse makes you racist yourself, dumbnut.
@kakamaru5
@kakamaru5 10 жыл бұрын
***** hell yeah bro.
@Vicius2004
@Vicius2004 8 жыл бұрын
I fricken' love eating tuna straight from a can! I do it regularly without even being on a diet.
@kliqit
@kliqit 8 жыл бұрын
HOW
@Vicius2004
@Vicius2004 8 жыл бұрын
Well... first you open the can. The rest should be pretty straightforward.
@UnlockOTPR
@UnlockOTPR 8 жыл бұрын
he didnt mean how how, he meant how. how. how do you eat it without having suicidal thoughts etc. is that just mental strenght?
@kudos4201
@kudos4201 8 жыл бұрын
+Ice J it just tastes good. Although i eat in olove oil
@SuperFlawless2010
@SuperFlawless2010 7 жыл бұрын
I fucken love making myself tuna club-sandwiches. 1) Ezekiel bread 2) Canned tuna (water) 3) Cheese, especially parmesan 4) Seasoning and sauce (oregano and basil, especially) Use toast maker (or sandwich maker) mini grill with press. The result will blow your mind )))
@andybell1983
@andybell1983 7 жыл бұрын
This is so true! First time I bought 10kg/22lb of frozen chicken breast off muscle food i froze it all in the same bag it came in. I couldn't figure out a way to defrost it without putting my life at risk when eating it. I tried throwing it about a bit, an ice pick, hammer etc etc. so I did the honourable thing and let it sit in the freezer for two years till it went out of date before tossing it. Thinner /smaller is better as advertised by the Bro.
@KingElrosTarMinyatur
@KingElrosTarMinyatur 10 жыл бұрын
Doms gotten a lot more aesthetic lately
@TheZooCrew
@TheZooCrew 10 жыл бұрын
Part of me think he took the comments about his physique a bit personally. Never mind that the only critics his physique are teenage twinks who think Kali Muscle is what a natty lifter looks like. There's no rock-bottom of stupid on youtube. Brandon Campbell gets comments telling him he's small and weak-looking all the time, too.
@j3rmaine
@j3rmaine 10 жыл бұрын
TheZooCrew It's hard to see how big someone is on pictures/youtube. That's just how it is. You don't really see it till that person stands next to someone who doesn't even lift.
@TheZooCrew
@TheZooCrew 10 жыл бұрын
Jermaine To a point, but there are some pretty obvious differences between natural and geared-up lifters. Also, it's pretty easy to find measurements for youtube lifters like Campbell.
@milesx5249
@milesx5249 10 жыл бұрын
well he doesn't lift, so of course he did.
@xXJeReMiAhXx99
@xXJeReMiAhXx99 10 жыл бұрын
Jermaine dom is clearly quite big to anyone who has halfway decent size perception, I'd put him in the 6-6.2 foot range and 190-215 lbs fairly lean. I think half the people are trolling with the other half being complete morons.
@ObeyKeezy
@ObeyKeezy 10 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard in my life, everything he said about chicken, vegetables, rice ,that can of tuna was so me and when he said potato i was thinking sweet potato then i started laughing even harder.
@not-an-astr0naut
@not-an-astr0naut 5 ай бұрын
Dom, this video still hits 9 years later
@JHutchGAMES
@JHutchGAMES 10 жыл бұрын
OMFG DUDE THIS DUDE IS THE FUNNIEST DUDE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!!!! HAVENT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN AWHILE HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
@MrSinister718
@MrSinister718 10 жыл бұрын
Seriously.
@Cronoro
@Cronoro 10 жыл бұрын
Same here man. Funny as fuck LOL!
@natescraggles825
@natescraggles825 9 жыл бұрын
JHutchGAMES Check out Hodge Twins. Or TwinMuscleWorkout
@JHutchGAMES
@JHutchGAMES 9 жыл бұрын
I know hodge twins haha
@lololololololol444
@lololololololol444 9 жыл бұрын
Nathan Schrage bro science is funnier
@Polyrytmi
@Polyrytmi 10 жыл бұрын
I was cooking chicken and got a notifaction on my cellphone that you uploaded a video haha! gonna eat the chicken and watch this now. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY TBH
@chrisschell90
@chrisschell90 10 жыл бұрын
Notifaction? Wtf?
@Tbergan67
@Tbergan67 10 жыл бұрын
chrisschell90 Email my dawg.
@Archangeldawn
@Archangeldawn 10 жыл бұрын
chrisschell90 yah bruh, I also got a notification on my phone when Bro Science uploaded this video!
@Swiftafboi113
@Swiftafboi113 5 жыл бұрын
I am scream laughing stuck on the couch from a training injury.... thanks for making the wait process funnier man! SUBSCRIBED
@ThailaSkyeVlogs
@ThailaSkyeVlogs 9 жыл бұрын
Best thing I've seen all day. Immediately subscribed.
@jordan220
@jordan220 8 жыл бұрын
The can moving every few scenes was super distracting haha
@NanaoNganba
@NanaoNganba 8 жыл бұрын
lol... true
@robertmilak5425
@robertmilak5425 8 жыл бұрын
Lol if he'd rather make a 20 minute long video he would be so drunk lmao
@grayh5622
@grayh5622 8 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? It was comedic gold. He talks about his uncle molesting him, and then the can moves - as in after shooting that scene he had to take a drink to wash away the memories. Its fuckin' genius.
@mskorpio8669
@mskorpio8669 8 жыл бұрын
Milák Róberlol
@robertgordon7983
@robertgordon7983 7 жыл бұрын
Yea they have done a couple behind the scenes and they just get super fucking drunk
@thatshot664
@thatshot664 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think he is the smartest man alive. I mean it literally requires an iq of 5000 to make his analogies.
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 3 жыл бұрын
straight up this is some of the best standup I've ever seen. and the choices of little pictures he inserts on the side double that
@Buzzy913
@Buzzy913 9 жыл бұрын
My microwave has a defrost function.Throw the chicken in, hit the button, and walk the fuck away. It figures out how long and how hot to defrost it. HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT.
@smy202
@smy202 8 жыл бұрын
+Buzzy913 post a video. i wanna see if you're lying. $10 say's your chicken is being cooked just like he said in the vid. :)
@Buzzy913
@Buzzy913 8 жыл бұрын
DStang Just Google it mate, I guarantee I'm not the only person in history with a working defrost microwave.
@m0rbidh0rr0r
@m0rbidh0rr0r 8 жыл бұрын
+Buzzy913 Yeah dipshit, but is the end result like he said? Go get mommy to tell you about it.
@Buzzy913
@Buzzy913 8 жыл бұрын
+m0rbidh0rr0r It defrosts the chicken. If you need mommy to understand that for you, that's fine, but I just hit the defrost.
@smy202
@smy202 8 жыл бұрын
Everyone's microwave has a defrost function... Doesn't mean it still doesn't cook the fuckin chicken. Scrubs!
@Sondaze
@Sondaze 10 жыл бұрын
"Thats it, just how to make it taste"
@CommonSwense
@CommonSwense 10 жыл бұрын
To say it tastes bad would be giving the chicken too much credit.
@Postermaestro
@Postermaestro 10 жыл бұрын
lorassa727 this comment is about as original as the two above you -.-
@CommonSwense
@CommonSwense 10 жыл бұрын
it's just Common Swense
@JTNaise
@JTNaise 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who actually like chicken breast.
@JTNaise
@JTNaise 8 жыл бұрын
FuckingRat I mostly only used salt and pepper. So yeah I love it.
@Luka-st3kk
@Luka-st3kk 8 жыл бұрын
same dude i love it
@Wickedtremors
@Wickedtremors 8 жыл бұрын
JTWallance best food in the world
@nirolord3180
@nirolord3180 8 жыл бұрын
JTWallance miiiiii 222
@DeepstrikerGundam
@DeepstrikerGundam 8 жыл бұрын
I fucking love chicken. I hit it with Mrs. dash and black pepper. rice I make wth low sodium chicken stock and I do a green vegetable in the steamer. Fucking love tuna too. mix that shit up with some avocado, black pepper, a little veganaise and throw it on some wheat toast
@Hellmarch123
@Hellmarch123 9 жыл бұрын
Wait... is he saying sweet potatoes are better then the regular? So much sarcasm i got lost.
@hallowurm
@hallowurm 9 жыл бұрын
Hellmarch at least they are more of a bodybuilding food
@scars1987
@scars1987 8 жыл бұрын
"Lastly salad: NO!" Laughed so hard
@sarahzastrow1616
@sarahzastrow1616 5 жыл бұрын
"Hot sauce is makeup, underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." 🤣
@KajinGnX
@KajinGnX 10 жыл бұрын
"Sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has" LOL
@sebastianprice8760
@sebastianprice8760 7 жыл бұрын
This, without a doubt, is his funniest video. The chicken struggle is real.
@Whatevadantewante
@Whatevadantewante Жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate description of chicken. I had to cone back to this cuz this is exactly what I have to eat as a part of my pre op diet.
@jfkshotfirst7723
@jfkshotfirst7723 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who eats a can of tuna a day I can confirm doms description to be quite accurate
@throwaway999able
@throwaway999able 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that bad to do because of the mercury content? Supposed to wait a couple days between cand
@XBLGR
@XBLGR 9 жыл бұрын
as a British person, body-building chicken is fucking great, sprinkle some pepper on that shit and you're good to go....our food sucks.
@noofonehoo
@noofonehoo 9 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis britain's the chicken breast of cultures. how do you just conquer the planet and still retain only the shittiest food ideas.
@grandin105
@grandin105 9 жыл бұрын
+Albert Fitzgerald you sound almost as gay as your name suggests
@way2tehdawn
@way2tehdawn 9 жыл бұрын
+Sam Lewis Speak for yourself mate, my foods fuckin' ace.
@albertfitzgerald2309
@albertfitzgerald2309 9 жыл бұрын
Whynotdairy? your food sucks.
@HeisenbergT94
@HeisenbergT94 9 жыл бұрын
I'm also from the UK, my food doesn't suck, maybe you just suck at cooking
@christopherfischer6998
@christopherfischer6998 5 жыл бұрын
“Before your brain realizes A: You’re eating chicken; and B: You fucking hate yourself.” That killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LongLongLists
@LongLongLists 9 жыл бұрын
I thought he was stood in a really deep sink at first
@wille7319
@wille7319 6 жыл бұрын
L fucking Mao, can't unsee.
@denisdimitrov5995
@denisdimitrov5995 8 жыл бұрын
Man this is a comedy channel and the sad truth is that everything he says is true.
@jefffawcett
@jefffawcett 7 жыл бұрын
the best comedy always starts from truth
@tangocharlie9291
@tangocharlie9291 10 ай бұрын
2024, and this shit is still funny for the 75th time I’ve watched it. “bathtub caulk” kills me.
@raisingrobertsons7617
@raisingrobertsons7617 9 жыл бұрын
My husband power lifts and showed me this video. I was about to puke over how much chicken boobs ive been prepping. Thank you
@raisingrobertsons7617
@raisingrobertsons7617 9 жыл бұрын
Chicken tits Sorry n
@AllucB
@AllucB 9 жыл бұрын
+Raising Robertsons lmao
@thomasoneal4499
@thomasoneal4499 8 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on youtube. The thought of eating chicken after 5 straight days makes me want to jump off of a bridge.
@benis9965
@benis9965 4 жыл бұрын
tuna canned in olive oil is godly, also, if you don't like the texture of old chicken, fucking blend it to powder and enjoy
@zenergetic_8299
@zenergetic_8299 3 жыл бұрын
The microwave chicken defrosting bit was beyond accurate. So irritating lol
@MrSurvivalgecoLP
@MrSurvivalgecoLP 5 жыл бұрын
"Unless you wanna spend mor time BUYING meat, than BEING meat" You had me there
@mehmetberke5121
@mehmetberke5121 3 жыл бұрын
This channel is a gold mine bruhh.
@CurlyHeadedFark
@CurlyHeadedFark 10 жыл бұрын
After eating tuna everyday for 2 months straight I smile everytime I sit down to eat my chicken.
@Kmk157
@Kmk157 9 жыл бұрын
1. Come to Serbia. 2. Buy shitloads of ajvar. 3. Eat tuna and ajvar. 4. Profit.
@Kmk157
@Kmk157 9 жыл бұрын
***** Or you could do that, yes.
@Kmk157
@Kmk157 9 жыл бұрын
George orwell Its this thing that makes tuna taste good :D. Makes many other things taste good as well.
@jordanmelville2093
@jordanmelville2093 9 жыл бұрын
***** Or i could say fuck going to Serbia, and buy some light fucking mayo. That makes tuna taste better and saves me the fucking travel.
@Kmk157
@Kmk157 9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Melville Mayo and tuna? You are a madman! Might as well put mayo in soup.
@Kmk157
@Kmk157 9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Melville I have no idea why it looks like that to u. If u get a chance u should try it, its really good. And a guy over the internet told u so, so you know its true.
@mattmillman7858
@mattmillman7858 5 ай бұрын
You are out of control uniquely funny and creative. How the fuck do you not have your own Netflix series? Appreciate you brother. All the way from Australia 🙌🏼🔥
@DonChelione
@DonChelione 10 жыл бұрын
5:10 Rice. Fucking great. The blandest carb, panned with the blandest meat. What a day. Cracked me up
@alamerri1
@alamerri1 10 жыл бұрын
watching this high is the best thing ive ever done...ever
@bakters
@bakters 8 жыл бұрын
Chicken pancakes! - Make a pancake dough, throw in thin slices of chicken breast and those veggies which invade your fridge. Mix it, spice to taste, let it sit for a while (optional), then fry it all into delicious little cakes of goodness. Thank me later. ;-)
@2pink1stink
@2pink1stink 6 жыл бұрын
bakters hell yah I'm trying this
@dylanrehman9339
@dylanrehman9339 6 жыл бұрын
Damn I read chicken as children 3 times before understanding the title of this video, wouldve been a wild ride
@meditativebanjo368
@meditativebanjo368 10 жыл бұрын
Man you're looking great. You look like you're down 2-3% bodyfat. Congrats man.
@BarryBizzle
@BarryBizzle 10 жыл бұрын
Im guessing you meant 12/13%?
@thebatoussai
@thebatoussai 10 жыл бұрын
2%-3% is more like Bruce Lee
@CH1PP3NDAL3
@CH1PP3NDAL3 10 жыл бұрын
He went down BY about 2%. Joseph never said down TO 2% :D
@DogginsFroggins
@DogginsFroggins 10 жыл бұрын
giovanni velasquez l2 English
@n8dawg414
@n8dawg414 10 жыл бұрын
Kega89 *claps* You sir have won the internet. I never thought that someone on here could English.
@adriaan9944
@adriaan9944 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the best video I've ever seen
@thedeester100
@thedeester100 9 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this video so I could breathe again! I was laughing so hard at none stop funny.
@Perkele_Itse
@Perkele_Itse 9 жыл бұрын
The shit this Bro does is so fucking hilarious, because it's from the every day struggle of a real person going to the gym, not some pro level BB :D
@farmrbrwn
@farmrbrwn 7 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while
@kevinssoloobeasley3365
@kevinssoloobeasley3365 8 жыл бұрын
Vegan gains does not approves
@Johanisnotreal
@Johanisnotreal 8 жыл бұрын
All hail clorox that guy doesn't approve of anything
@Binkie003
@Binkie003 8 жыл бұрын
All hail clorox "Vegan gains" don't exist.
@tsukasasagawa1894
@tsukasasagawa1894 7 жыл бұрын
LP OLPM An actual crazy person, or someone cashing in on the crazy persona. He would rather save a cow from a slaughter house than a human child from a burning car.
@kylebarany
@kylebarany 7 жыл бұрын
vegen gays is pretty dumb you cant stop cows from being slaughered nonetheless so its pointless also what do you do with a cow? i guess you could sell it...
@kylebarany
@kylebarany 7 жыл бұрын
i like vegetables but i dont like vegen gains cuz he wants to kill people
@hoodaticus
@hoodaticus 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO my freezer is literally filled with those bags rn.
@loganbelt9681
@loganbelt9681 8 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck can't dom make good vids like this anymore??! Is it too much to ask for quality content? I'd kill for a new Dom Mazzetti video on his old channel. That shit was pure gold.
@PiotrKolonko
@PiotrKolonko 9 жыл бұрын
I took your advice. Right now, my chicken is more shredded than me. It's a nasty joke.
@adihalevy
@adihalevy 10 жыл бұрын
Boiled chicken is so easy to make, you just put the defrosted pieces of chicken in boiled water and after 5 minutes it's done
@aSourGummyWorm
@aSourGummyWorm 10 жыл бұрын
Plz stop plz
@Rste91
@Rste91 10 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is wrong with you
@liveyourlifeb4end
@liveyourlifeb4end 10 жыл бұрын
Wtf!?!?? LmAooo!!
@comments2473
@comments2473 10 жыл бұрын
Adi Halevy are you srs?
@brandonyo9
@brandonyo9 10 жыл бұрын
That sounds disgusting.
@joes2133
@joes2133 4 жыл бұрын
love this vid, one of my favorite broscience videos
@ljeonjko
@ljeonjko 10 жыл бұрын
since when is chicken discusting?
@xXSuperFrogXx
@xXSuperFrogXx 10 жыл бұрын
Since .. ever ?
@tomelliott9
@tomelliott9 10 жыл бұрын
Since when is it spelled "Discusting"?
@PaPWPW
@PaPWPW 10 жыл бұрын
xXSuperFrogXx Lemme introduce you to mayonnaise garlic and parsley
@kamehameha30
@kamehameha30 10 жыл бұрын
Since it had absolutely no flavour and was easy as fuck to overcook so it tastes like the sole of a shoe...so yeah, since ever, basically
@AlchemistTongueDrums
@AlchemistTongueDrums 10 жыл бұрын
Anything eaten 5+ days in large quantities gets old FAST.
@TrailBolt
@TrailBolt 10 жыл бұрын
This is my life. Living on eggs and chicken every day of the week. Only way to bear the taste is to douse it in tobasco and burn your taste buds so you don't have to taste it anymore.
@KalElKryptonsFinest
@KalElKryptonsFinest 10 жыл бұрын
Try Jerk seasoning. It'll make chicken taste like it was made for your mouth. This falls into the category of putting things that taste good on chicken.
@Valkyriee686
@Valkyriee686 6 жыл бұрын
I watch you before I go to the gym. I ALWAYS catch myself giggling during my workout
@seanfitz714
@seanfitz714 9 жыл бұрын
You sir, have earned another subscriber. Fucking hilarious.
@mattvon1034
@mattvon1034 7 жыл бұрын
4:55 the beer gravitates towards dom
@mojojojo3852
@mojojojo3852 4 ай бұрын
Big things attract. Bistein
@jacobburke8185
@jacobburke8185 Жыл бұрын
Come back to this video everytime I wanna kill myself while eating chicken
@jashinjashinjashin
@jashinjashinjashin Жыл бұрын
I watch this everytime i make chicken for meal prep which is every 2nd day
@jamescarsonglass7595
@jamescarsonglass7595 6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else see his beer can slightly move after every cut scene?? Dom was getting wasted making this
@gabemadorma2933
@gabemadorma2933 10 жыл бұрын
Hey Dom, make a vid on Planet Fitness
@hnunez1307
@hnunez1307 10 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
@zacharycarman3465
@zacharycarman3465 6 жыл бұрын
This is actually the funniest video I’ve seen on KZbin in a while
@shinom0ri
@shinom0ri 7 жыл бұрын
"Rice... The blandest carb paired with the blandest meat..." "What a day!" :D
@P0rQpine
@P0rQpine 8 жыл бұрын
At 1:11 you could see the beer can moving. Signs of illuminati strong here
@Irondrgntp
@Irondrgntp 7 жыл бұрын
This might be the best BroScience vid...
@HAPPYPOLL
@HAPPYPOLL 9 жыл бұрын
What about garlic ...chicken and garlic is mint 😀
@Sige_Himself
@Sige_Himself 9 жыл бұрын
Chicken and garlic is the shit 👍
@nosirrahx
@nosirrahx 9 жыл бұрын
+HAPPYPOLL Thanks for your 50% protein shake, 50% garlic farts at the gym bro, that was epic.
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens 9 жыл бұрын
+nosirrahx lmfao
@SpaceViking2000
@SpaceViking2000 9 жыл бұрын
+HAPPYPOLL I like my meats to not taste like mint
@iPurityPVP
@iPurityPVP 9 жыл бұрын
+CatnamedMittens “Michael Bialas” aren't you from thoorins videos? Haha
@UselessRambling
@UselessRambling 8 жыл бұрын
When I was trying to eat healthy a few years ago I ate so much chicken it got to the point where I gagged whenever I smelled it
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