How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder

Astolfo shows you the joys of dating apps, while you break down the mathematical probability of getting a goth Gf.
#anime #dating #animation
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[@pantsahat]

Have a great today everyone!

[@leard69420]

You too!

[@tealbusy1705]

U too

[@spookshankaman1038]

No

[@spookshankaman1038]

@today was a good day nobody cares

[@PanHoover882]

Thanks man!

[@baconpancakes5353]

"It's hard to find somebody who understands me better than my probation officer" Bionicle keeping it real

[@PrisonerKAR110C]

Based Bionicle

[@Xxblade17]

Word

[@notfunny3397]

Fr fr

[@TaigaXsenpai]

FREEZE IT'S THE ANIME POLICE!

[@novacaesar9303]

No wonder she keeps saying I'm not ready for the great outdoors

[@xenon8927]

I love how the VA for hippo's GF just sounds like she's laughing at how stupid her own lines are.

[@dudejoe24]

yea it makes it more fun

[@grey1916]

The fact her audio quality is noticably worse than everyone else's makes it better

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@grey1916 she must've stolen the Hippo's mic, his voice is too clear now.

[@chibispark3586]

Who does her VA anyways?

[@Newciouss]

Finally its here. YES kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGaYiIGwfrd8i68..

[@kanekikingstorm2113]

“Yea you’ll fit right in.” Astafolo has not ounce of chill to be spoken of, and he’s great for that.

[@ExplosivesLaboratory]

_“_ *Ａ* *Ｓ* *Ｔ* *Ａ* *Ｆ* *Ｏ* *Ｌ* *Ｏ* _”_

[@Spacewanderer.]

@@ExplosivesLaboratory its the girl version *mkay!*

[@d3dce1]

@@ExplosivesLaboratory "he"

[@Sigurther]

@@ExplosivesLaboratory the math checks out

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Astafolo is a HE!?

[@zombieguy4444]

"Nobody knows me better than my probation officer" "Why not just date her?" "I'm not on probation anymore" Fucking amazing

[@DJdoppIer]

**Plot Development 100**

[@IbarakiPlays]

BUT I GUESS I COULD CHANGE THAT REAL QUICK imma go hit up a waffle house

[@dinogrindleii6902]

@@huddioisntcool "I'll dump you in a river" xD

[@buttegaming4872]

Ohhhh yeah 🎉 😂

[@IsaiahRichards692]

There’s no “Bionicle” but there is “Apache Attack Chopper”!

[@Chronicler177]

Pantsahat single handedly keeping the Bionicle storytelling alive

[@Lordodragonss]

HEY! Lets not forget "Reviving Bionicle" saga. Itsa masterpiece.

[@Chronicler177]

@@Lordodragonss Oh you are absolutely right. I love Reviving Bionicle

[@danielferguson5971]

When he said love isnt cannon I knew he knows the true story

[@eMpTy12189]

Yeah

[@neoravencroft]

I love Bionicle!

[@AmoniPaleo]

I didn't expect a Bionicle to say "Goth Gf with a big dumptruck" in my life time, and yet here we are! *God I love this channel*

[@GordonJordanGJ4797]

@Morbius time why do people keep doing this crap

[@malakimphoros2164]

@@GordonJordanGJ4797 bots

[@twinsketchy8945]

listen man the bionicles be the real niggas up in this shit

[@christianweibrecht6555]

@@GordonJordanGJ4797 remember the old rule don't feed the trolls

[@AngryLad_80]

3:11 I want that figurine. Link me to that

[@KamikiSoregaia]

"Your timbs are fake" I'm sorry but even I felt the depression hit after that. Like dam who say that through a dating app don't kick the man while he already down bad. Nonetheless amazing video

[@Mr.man712]

IT BE LIKE THAT

[@danielverlander5025]

Bruh I had some girl literally call me "bottom shelf" and unmatched it really do be like that

[@Mr.man712]

I had a girl gaslight me trying to make me seem like a shitty person because she was so insecure sbout being fat

[@axolotlinabucket1287]

@@Mr.man712 becuase what now?

[@axolotlinabucket1287]

@@danielverlander5025 jee dude, ouchy they just projecting, they would'nt have said that if no one said it to them first

[@chrisboelens2640]

"You know what the B in BLT stands for?" "...Bacon" "BIGOTS!" i fucking died holy shit

[@glowing_purple_girl]

As a member of the BLGT+ community I approve this joke

[@phillipmele8533]

Tahu knows what’s up.

[@WardofSquid]

So glad others got a kick off that 😂

[@marlon6598]

"Bacon :D"

[@cardboardgod]

@@glowing_purple_girl Bacon Lettuce Gothgirls Tomato?

[@mr.shepherd_1776]

I love that hippo, he keeps it real. The kind of friend who’s brutally honest, but it’s because he cares and doesn’t wanna bullshit with you.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

*"I don't need this kind of negativity in my life!"*

[@lifemattersnot]

I don't need this kind of negativity in my life

[@veryrealperson3694]

that bionicle guy just doesnt deserve him bro, hes to stuck up with ideas of random chance that he overall refuses to take any matter into his own hands, beggars can't be choosers, only one who actually works can

[@veryrealperson3694]

@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 bionicle guy is a bad friend

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

@@veryrealperson3694 To be honest, not everyone is ready for a real relationship and forcing them will not help either.

[@noahlebaron729]

By the way, the reason tahu's gears are always animated so well is because he knows people will comment about it, raising his engagement. And honestly, I'm all for it.

[@tomd96]

Haha gear go brr. Tho, as a lego and model kit enjoyer myself, I'm wondering how the hell they managed to source a pair of timbs in that scale.

[@Tapperonis]

@@tomd96 There's actually some 3d printer files out there somewhere for bionicle compatible timbs

[@Thefreakyfreek]

@@Tapperonis damm

[@rapidemboar4625]

Tahu out here with the Legend Reborn gearbox

[@gameseeker6307]

That's torture to animate that tho 💀

[@mootroidXproductions]

my gender is also bionicle, thank you so much for the representation

[@NTheHedgehog]

Oh hey I know you

[@sn0wii]

reported

[@PortalBreaker]

@@NTheHedgehog what's your profile picture?

[@turkeybaster6274]

Does the Bionicle soviet tank division of the thick mommy brigade count?

[@Francetheguy]

lots of variety replies im seeing here

[@derpyducks22]

“I’ll dump you in a river” “Three-way” That guy is absolutely amazing

[@jotarocujoh8702]

Well, it’s Tahu. What did you expect?

[@derpyducks22]

@@pantherman8719 I wasn’t aware this has more than 0 likes let alone 704

[@MrTea-zl5ol]

"wait aren't those dating apps for like desperate lonely people?" "Yeah! you will fit right in!" This hit too close to home, come on man.

[@boxorak]

This Astolfo must be Assassin class because he just murdered Machiko.

[@FermentingSoysauce]

Even then, there are people who are on that app for months and don't find matches. There are also people paid to stay on Tinder. It's not bad being single anyway, since well over half of young adults in America are single and they're making it by their normal days. Just ignore the suicide rates.

[@penguinmonk7661]

Stop being desperate. Start your journey into music composition and theory and you will never not have something to do anymore, its a live long pursuit thats worth every step.

[@flyingfireballmaster1816]

“Love isn’t even canon.” Holy shit. That is a fucking amazing line.

[@adl_dic]

somewhere, a hewkii died inside from that line.

[@djurran48]

@@adl_dic and a Maku

[@chideraumejiaku3895]

I don't understand

[@djurran48]

@@chideraumejiaku3895 Greg Farshtey (one of the creators of Bionicle) has said in a interview that love isn't canon

[@serene-illusion]

It's a line that the Bionicle author said in an interview, crushing the hearts of us then-middle school fans who shipped multiple characters in the series. God I still remember the 2010's memes about it

[@endertrot9998]

“Love isn’t even canon” holy shit I did not expect an actual bionicle lore reference in this series.

[@fullmetalguy8357]

Never forget what Greg took from us

[@mastermenthe]

Holy fuck I thought I knew bionic lore but I didn't know that?!

[@IdkahandleIguess69]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOVE ISN'T CANON

[@Lemuel928]

Toa Hewkii X Toa Macku?

[@ltb1345]

I got that reference immediately.

[@Vilverna]

"If you date both guys and girls, you can double the amount of people you get rejected by!" it hurts.

[@keybladeciel3716]

Astolfo should've kept that to himself.

[@theretrosilvergamer7061]

Jokes aside this perfectly encapsulates what it’s like to be on tinder on either side as well as some thought processes of different views

[@The_Omega_Dragon]

Though chicks have it easier than dudes. The whole "army of simps" thing was not a lie.

[@elainad6728]

They'll buy their Tier 3,000

[@leoneyamada5408]

bro its been proven that like 80% of the girls on dating apps are just on because they want to see all the losers on there... and if they do manage to find somebody rich hot and tall then they swing by for a quicky. so 80% are either not interested in you or are there to laugh at you with there friends and the other 20% are usually girls who are not exactly desirable or ideal. i have never used a dating app but just hearing this makes me not want to even consider getting one. in mt humble opinon getting on a dating app with no intention of dating is lowkey disrespectful and patheticly sad because it shows you need swipes to feel validated as a person and being mean for self validation is exactly what a bully is.... so its honestly sad society has treated women with so much privilege they can get away with this

[@camtubecamtube]

how do you know this?

[@windwaker105]

Okay but that was clearly Grindr

[@coaklandva]

Not only was this hilarious, but your stop motion animation keeps getting better and better. Keep doing good work bro!

[@justadude450]

Its wild that the Bionicle's gears are always moving

[@gonk3551]

@@justadude450 fr

[@slimeplayz164]

Fax

[@Scarifar1]

@@justadude450 That's how you know there's love put into these videos.

[@Newciouss]

Finally its here. YES kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGaYiIGwfrd8i68..

[@kadentam2946]

Did not expect my day starting with Astolfo asking "Who honey nutted in your cheerios?", but here I am laughing on the floor. Funny videos as always

[@sambalekouy7298]

Astolfo trying to deflect the blame on someone else.

[@bunkerzero]

What's messed up is that I had honey nut Cheerios for breakfast this morning lol

[@AngryLad_80]

3:11 I want that figurine. Link me to that

[@gameseeker6307]

Barry B Benson

[@gameseeker6307]

@@AngryLad_80 👁👁

[@Tioko]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 “If you date guys and girls, you can double the amount of people you get… rejected by!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So true!

[@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023]

Astolfo is witty as fuck in this universe. He’s really good at delivering punchlines

[@zombies4evadude24]

Correct, but at least you’ll be able to get more experience regardless. At best you’ll have better chances of finding someone compatible with you and at worst you’ll gain a tolerance for rejection and it will hurt less bad. Either way you’ll get valuable experience in some form.

[@Dexuz]

​@@zombies4evadude24 Based pfp

[@joeymobb8438]

“Love isn’t canon.” If you know, you know. Thank god Tahu is back, he’s been sorely missed since that Subway trip.

[@djurran48]

well he was in jail...

[@no_suk9851]

yea he’s still on house arrest probably

[@Motoboo_Marine]

He's resorted to crime in order to afford the golden armor

[@djurran48]

@@Motoboo_Marine yes

[@evronian1129]

The conversations are the most funny and realistic thing I could imagine a Bionicle, stuffed animal hippo, yandere and Astolfo talking about! Keep up the good work!

[@BlackPsionic]

Hippo ain't even stuffed - it's one of those ceramic/hard plastic ones with fuzz glued onto it.

[@winglessfairy564]

@@BlackPsionic I was about to comment that. I had a bunch of cat ones

[@Newciouss]

Finally its here. YES kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGaYiIGwfrd8i68..

[@TaigaXsenpai]

i dont think she is yandere as she lacks any "dere" for me she is more of yankee girl.

[@kingblue5648]

@@TaigaXsenpai what anime is she from anyways I've been trying to find that out

[@hauntedastolfobeanplushie1956]

"Condition? I'll put it as used" caught me off guard lol Also, the goth gf breaking character for how stupid the thicc joke was made it extra funny

[@Jondeel]

i like it without the "extra" lol

[@Newciouss]

Finally its here. YES kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGaYiIGwfrd8i68..

[@casematecardinal]

but she was "like new," LIKE NEW!!

[@themetasigma9109]

@@casematecardinal that line delivery was good lol

[@AngryLad_80]

3:11 I want that figurine. Link me to that

[@TheGigamindd]

“Maybe you won’t get dumped this time” “I’ll dump you in a river” Underated line

[@bluedog843]

“All these companies wanna be so inclusive, but at the end of the day, I’m still left out.” Damn, Bionicle is straight up speaking facts. Fuck this shit, my pronouns are bion/icle

[@weebcraft6829]

Bionicle actually stands for Bionic Chronicle. So it would be Bio/Nicle No im not making this up

[@bluedog843]

@@weebcraft6829 lol that’s dope

[@xzaviuraurai]

@@weebcraft6829 Bio Nicole, got it

[@simonhailom2477]

Barnacle

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

@@weebcraft6829 It stands for Biological Chronicle. (Sorry. I had to be the smartass to correct you.)

[@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor]

"Love isn't even canon" had me doubled over in laugher! That was fantastic. LMAO

[@walterrising4276]

Hilarious

[@liamleviroberts6856]

same!

[@gavinhendricks8689]

Absolutely satisfying

[@andrewotaku1679]

Took me a second to get that lol. However, we can still look back and smile at Hewkii and Macku.

[@lordthethan3972]

I've been on the deep-dive of Bionicle lore the last few days; so that quip totally went over my head when this video premiered. Holy moly Pantsa has such well-written comedy!

[@crothschild]

20 years from now, this series is unironically going to be considered an important cultural artifact. It's like history in the making.

[@daviddou8792]

Почему ты так думаешь?

[@Ameleahs]

@@daviddou8792 because of the quality

[@arthurcosta4643]

@@daviddou8792 Today's internet culture is all over that videos. It is a future's cultural artefact Edit: Artifact

[@Ballowax]

It totally will

[@daviddou8792]

@@arthurcosta4643 Hmm... the future sucks

[@AmuroRay007]

“Didn’t your ex burn down your house?” I’m honestly surprised it wasn’t the other way around with how hard Astolfo was stalking Chief.

[@OzixiThrill]

The only way to stop a stalker from burning down your house is to do it first.

[@BloodrealmX]

Astolfo would never burn someone's house down! Well, not on purpose, anyway. Also he was _gaslighting_ John, not stalking him.

[@michimatsch5862]

@@BloodrealmX Gas-Lighting? Is that how the house burned down?

[@lock376]

I've never been more confused by a fictional relationship

[@serene-illusion]

"Love isn't cannon." Now this is how you know someone was a real Bionicle fan

[@jotarocujoh8702]

“Don’t worry, bro. None of this is canon.”

[@Rockstarmoon]

The fact that a Hippo managed to get a Goth GF that's actually pretty hot! Just shows how we're living in a society. Also someone needs to pay the man that painstakingly stop motioned the gears of the Bionicle.

[@Web720]

Susciety.

[@Jw87563]

1:08 I like how Bionicle is finally stopped being tsundere towards Astolfo. Now THAT'S character development.

[@Mommy_Makima20]

Subway and IHop videos: You rang?

[@scarlightemperor3410]

Chad Hippo is the peak of evolution. We should all strive to his level of Chad.

[@capscaps04]

It wouldn't surprise me if he always had a girlfriend during all the serie.

[@AHeroWith1000Names]

#HustleLikeHippo

[@BloodrealmX]

You say that, but Astolfo is at a level of Chad lost to modern man. He knows the medieval ways of "I fucked my way across Europe with 1000 married women".

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

“Are we signing up for a dating app or only fans?!” Both. It’s both.

[@bunnieskitties293]

You save time and money if you just take pictures that work for both.

[@jotarocujoh8702]

“Both?” “Both.” “Both.” “Both is good.”

[@InvitalPulse]

Astolfo is single now? Oh noes. Master and Astolfo's relationship is one of the best parts of this series.

[@keltzar1]

Master's going to show up outside their apartment one day holding a boombox playing the halo theme as he begs Astolfo to take him back.

[@ronikhansynz595]

@@keltzar1 this better happen

[@JimRaynorRaider]

Yeah they been broken up for a while. Last video with chief, he even said they broke up lol

[@DashBolt]

@@keltzar1 or maybe Knight's Pilgrimage (Astolfo/Charlemagne's theme)

[@fosd7459]

wouldn't be surprised if they end up being an off and on thing lmao

[@ethanor]

"All I have in this world, is my balls and my word. And I don't break 'em for no one" is my new life motto XD

[@fiscarton92]

You must’ve never seen Scarface to say this now.

[@ethanor]

@@fiscarton92 I have. Though my memory sucks so I'm not shocked I forgot it was a Scarface quote

[@pabloosset2533]

I'm shocked Astolfo was both (somewhat) reasonable and not-horny, this time around. ...He's just trynna get the competition outta the house, ain't he?

[@BloodrealmX]

Genuinely trying to help his friends is 100% in-character for him. This is the man who went to the literal moon and back for a friend and cousin.

[@Helixu]

He??

[@BloodrealmX]

@@Helixu Yes.

[@whitehavencpu6813]

@@BloodrealmX He's literally the man that became a girl for his best friend. Bro of all bros!

[@scarsch2818]

@@Helixu Oh no. You didn’t know, did you? You poor poor innocent soul.

[@AgateDegree]

I would want to see a “Bionicle gets a Girlfriend” Arc to be honest

[@flamestoyershadowkill6400]

you mean pimp Tahu. The girlfrieng wouuld obviously be a moc of Gali

[@juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876]

he Probably just going To go back to his probation officer

[@barty1995]

Unfortunately, love isn't canon

[@normanclatcher]

You dare oppose the will of Greg?

[@Katiplays1291]

"How else will people think you're 'fun' and 'quirky' and 'not like the other girls'?" This truly hit the nail on the coffin for me

[@blackheartpopculture]

Until they swipe.....left.

[@deronn.j6088]

I cannot for the love of me imagine the writing process for these sketches man they're so absurd and funny.

[@alexwithsauce2556]

I can’t remember the last time i laughed as hard as i did at “yo timbs fake” Thank you Pantsahat very cool!

[@itzeagle1969]

That shit caught me soo off guard too. Got me dying

[@marloncebo242]

That's the one joke I didn't get so now I feel desperate and lonely /s haha

[@darkrisk6656]

Same here XD

[@iberis361]

Omg I can't fathom the amount of work you do to make stop motion this good! Even animated the face, expression, lip flaps and details like the gears on the Bionicle dude!

[@mr.fluffles5900]

You keep making these better and better every time you put them out, it’s been straight firing since I found these and they’ve been consistently been S Tier funny as hell to listen to and watch. Thanks man.

[@arthurluna6189]

"Aren't those dating apps for desperate lonely people?" "Yeah, you'll fit right in." "Oh no. You're right." That was funny. 🤣🤣

[@undonesolid]

I find it really impressive how even the idle animations have movement to them, like when the bionicles gears turn. You’re not those who cheap out and use one stale image when someone is idle. I see your animations getting better and funnier each upload, keep it up.

[@TheShuckmeister]

Very relatable

[@M64bros]

Yeah, I'm just a single friendly gentleman with a bunch of friends that are both girls and guys.

[@ExplosivesLaboratory]

Knowing you my friend, I can understand why…

[@D3LTA48]

3:10 the voice actor trying so hard to keep it together is what makes this.

[@stevelucky7579]

3:23 impossible, no such things exist

[@Mommy_Makima20]

But a man can dream

[@pullderkung8417]

It's insane how much effort you put into the little details, like the cup being empty after the bionicle drinks from it. And at the same time your videos are incredibly funny. Thanky you

[@evilLordCactus]

And when the camera flashes you can also see the face if you go frame by frame

[@eMpTy12189]

Yes

[@pavelstaravoitau7106]

I am blessed every time I get to hear Astolfo's voice actress, she does such a great job. The animation is really awesome as well.

[@zavierh13]

*he

[@kidfox3971]

@@zavierh13 It's a woman, I don't care what trash Japan says

[@zavierh13]

@firefoxy I know. Have you seen their Twitter name?

[@zavierh13]

@firefoxy That's why they're called "traps".

[@cicada-wz2uj]

Lol forn

[@thundursa8700]

“What makes you think I want a goth gf with a fat dump truck?” “I just figured you had taste.” Daaaaaaaaamn 😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheBlackCat217]

He like me fr fr

[@DJdoppIer]

_Bionicle bro knows what's up. MAH MAN!!!_

[@Deltanium2080]

"Didn't know you was an umbrella because that's some shade right there"

[@justtheguy444]

Bionicle bro is a man of culture

[@thundursa8700]

1.7K likes?!?! Not what I was expecting! Thanks, folks!

[@AnonymousSilence-nd3zb]

"You know, love isn't even canon!" DAMN, that broke the 4th wall without trying.

[@maxthecharacter1296]

3:16 You can tell the voice actress was having so much fun with this that she couldn't contain her laughter. Probs to the creator for keeping it in.

[@capitanjulietti3436]

@@Surteronarto bruhhh ahqhqhha

[@BlueBillionPoundBottleJobs]

"Voice actress" uses a 1 dollar mic and can't help from laughing while recording lines

[@j.s.ospina9861]

@@BlueBillionPoundBottleJobs by definition, she is a voice actress anyways

[@minecraftWithDanielD]

I reckon it’s a nice sounding mic for her voice type. Maybe a little bit heavy on the sub-bass, but I dig it. Its probably a $30 mic too. Also, for those who don’t know, software does affect your recording quality. Mics dont artefact on their own

[@maxthecharacter1296]

@@minecraftWithDanielD Agreed. I know how that feels. Despite getting a good mic, it took a long time to get the right software settings that didn't make me sound like shit.

[@silvernado8644]

3:40 Despite the lack of emotion, you can definitely see the sadness on his face.

[@Rb889]

"There's a time and a place to kick me in the balljoints, and this ain't one of 'em." I laughed way harder at this than I should've.

[@ianmythos4923]

"since we're all single I know what we can do" "three-way?" Literally me man damn

[@JustinsStuff]

God I love these animations, the face movements are so well animated.

[@kazuhiramiller7945]

Bionicle, Astolfo and Masterchief always provide me so much entertainment. These vids always brighten my day keep up the good work my man.

[@legendarymarston9174]

But... Master Chief isn't here

[@kazuhiramiller7945]

@@legendarymarston9174 I know I was just saying that him and the other two are my favorites and get me chuckling the most.

[@neoknight9180]

@@legendarymarston9174 Hey Chief at least gets a mention here

[@legendarymarston9174]

@@kazuhiramiller7945 Ok understood

[@phierdart]

Same

[@hubdweller9969]

Never thought I’d hear a “Love isn’t Canon” joke on a channel that isn’t exclusively Bionicle content. Well played, Mr. hat. You’re a real one.

[@YTshashmeera]

3:30 that's attention to detail right there 👌

[@Gman3346]

I swear this man's stop motion animation is some of the best on all of youtube.

[@winglessfairy564]

I always find it hilarious that Astolfo always seems to insist on throwing his whole body weight on someone when comforting them

[@whitehavencpu6813]

Bruh I'd do anything to have Astolfo all over me like dat...

[@masquerabe6692]

@@whitehavencpu6813 you know they’re a dude ye?

[@snownoldwhitezenegger8442]

@@masquerabe6692 ye

[@masquerabe6692]

@@snownoldwhitezenegger8442 cool

[@whitehavencpu6813]

@@masquerabe6692... bruh that's EVEN BETTER!

[@vest2351]

Astolfo: "Holy moly that's alot of options!" Drip Bionicle: "Boy, is one of the options, Bionicle?" Fricking Gold everytime!

[@Lemuel928]

Tahu’s back!?!😃

[@TheBlackSMA]

"That's it, I'm done with women, forever!" When you messaging someone named "Boi Bussy", that ship has definitely sailed

[@Zero-ry2rc]

This is easily one of the top 5 vids this channel has made. The dialogue flowed so naturally, the jokes were on point and it's always good to have Pimp Tahu

[@chaosmlg]

I got my best friend hooked on watching these and we both lose are minds when you post a new video, keep making the best content because this genuinely is! Can't wait to see your next video so we both can die laughing!!!

[@ayusoraua570]

This channel got the best zoomer joker

[@m.s.e.advanced2842]

This is the most pain and emotion we've seen from the Bionicle, truly the most deep and complex character

[@broyogurt3000]

You dont know how much these stop motions make my day. The characters and humor is peak! Missing my boy chief tho

[@mistysp]

"You know, it's hard to find someone who understands me better than my PROBATION OFFICER." "Why not just date her?" "I'm not on probation anymore." Damn, I never knew not being on probation could be so sad :c

[@Axonn5]

I have to admit I really like the numerous added facial expressions more added in every episode, it gives more life and a realistic look/picture to each character. I would really like to have a show/movie series between Hippo, Astolfo, and Chico, heck why not all of them better yet.

[@psychlops924]

"What does the B in BLT+ even stand for at this point?!?" "Bacon" "BIGOTS!" Pure gold right there

[@lordastrea2765]

thats the one that officially killed me lol

[@MR.Lad-9867]

I like how the bionicle dude is always unhinged and chaotic in every sentence he has

[@durandelsg2895]

Another banger by pantsahat that I’m going to choose over paying attention in my calculus class

[@animekid7781]

"Maybe, you won't get dumped this time." "I'll dump you in a river." *B R U H .*

[@Kinkylords]

Not only is your stop motion the only stop motion I like, but it is pinnacle in terms of detail and expressiveness. But above all else. You understand that Astolfo is best. But also don't shy away from having his ass slapped across the room! Perfection.

[@Jw87563]

"Who honey nutted in your cheerios?" Is top tier dialogue. I'm stealing those line.

[@bruhmanbruh6968]

2:19 made me snort lmao I love how astolfo immediately processes his joke and says "bacon"

[@tritonis54]

The amount of work that goes into this is honestly quite impressive.

[@zipmaniac5277]

Bionicle being back is the best to timeline. The drip and gears are phenomenal

[@flamestoyershadowkill6400]

best timeline matoro comes back from the dead

[@infiniteomega2]

This Astolfo voice actress has the most perfect anime girl voice i've ever heard.

[@SeroGrave]

These will never stop being creatively entertaining! This is like the Adult Swim of Cartoon Network for us young adults.

[@terminator572]

"us young adults" jfc bruh

[@churger4739]

“Us young adults” corny ahh discord moderator 💀

[@randomdude6803]

“Us young adults” 🤓

[@whoisjoyboy]

us?

[@kreaturethezombie1275]

As a "young adult" I fw adult swim, I have since I was a kid and it's kinda nostalgic.

[@specter324thefallen6]

"I'm not on probation anymore..." Pulls glock out "But I can change that!" Best part

[@nubnoobsly]

This guy used to be a lego animator lmao

[@ids5621]

Tahu is lego

[@dylanparrott8347]

"maybe you don't get dumped this time" *I'LL DUMP YOU IN A RIVER* XD my favorite line next to *if you date guys and girls you can double the amount you can get rejected by*

[@auroralee]

"What does the 'B' in BLT+ stand for? -- BIGOTS" Is probably my favorite line from Tahu since; "This may be the International House of Pancakes, but this *violence* gonna be domestic."

[@midnightthesmartfox9981]

Dude I’ve tasted their pancakes, it’s not worth the felony Edit: Also my favorite line besides those two is “At least tell me you got some syrup for these hockey pucks!”

[@dagur500]

I fucking died of laughing when Tahu said: “Love isn’t even canon

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

0:59 The look on her face as he pulls out the gun screams _We have made a terrible mistake._

[@YamatoFukkatsu]

Much respect for the kind of work that goes into this. Getting that Bionicle's gears to turn so fluidly for each frame couldn't have been easy.

[@SaviorUchiha]

Thanks. Needed this info

[@cahydra]

Who asked

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

“Love isn’t even canon.” Story of my life.

[@vsGoliath96]

"You know, if you date girls and guys, you can double the amount of people you can get rejected by!" ... Fucking Christ, Astolfo.

[@eisgnom7383]

"Misguided romantic gesture" is a funny way to pronounce "he missed with the napalm"

[@lforlost131]

"What does the B in BLT+ even stand for at this point?!" "Bacon" "BIGOTS!" gods, Astolfo is my spirit animal

[@LaNoLaCola]

I hope we get more informative lessons like this one

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Still can't get over how smooth/professional the animation for these has gotten. Bionical guy feeling left out is too hilarious.

[@livingdream2284]

Facts

[@flyingfireballmaster1816]

3:35 I love how the actor is obviously just speaking slowly instead of the editor slowing a normal line down. It's as if this is just how she said it.

[@giotte4643]

3:01 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@jamesmario045]

I know right

[@DiscontentCat]

"Kick me in the balljoints." This is going to live with me for the rest of my life.

[@TheOnlyJim]

"I'll dump you in a river." took me off guard way too hard!

[@JohnGarett]

I just fucking love that story arc we got with Hippo. I appreciate that you ascended from regular Lego brickfilms to this CANON™ Tahu and Hippo adventures. The amount of nods to previous videos like house arrest of red bionicle and that he isn't supervised by anime police anymore is just truly delightful. Please keep up the gods work.