Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute?

[@pantsahat]

Thanks for watching! Have a great today everyone!

[@dripgoku5350]

Thank you

[@Luis-kv8zc]

You too

[@KennersThe3rd]

You too

[@ZELDAMAN1000]

Bruh my Doritos are gone!

[@JohnGarett]

You just made my day with another installment in Hippo saga, thank you for your work.

[@tjbryant336]

"Even the girlfriend that lived in his head, left him." Astolfo just keep adding to the body count.

[@WSendam]

Canonically walter white is still dealing drugs while doom slayer is killing demons and master chief is cooking at home with duke nukem working at gamestop I love this wacky series

[@BloodrealmX]

@@WSendam Bruh, Doomguy got the job at Femboy Hooters.

[@WSendam]

@@BloodrealmX you’re right I must commit seppuku for my transgressions against the council thank you for reminding me of this war crime that led to a Great War spanning years

[@kazuichikazzie1567]

The fact that it’s canonical too just adds to it lmao

[@slayer6498]

@@BloodrealmX We need a spinoff series on that.

[@alexmath1579]

I'm surprised chief hasn't figured out the laser pointer hack

[@coranbaker6401]

Well his problem isn't the cat girl, it's the femboy.

[@WSendam]

Master chief do you mind telling me what your doing in the comment section

[@robertmarley9380]

@@WSendam Sir, veillance

[@Revick_Revas]

Because, he’ll blow a hole through the wall.

[@kerittheone5160]

@Audrey Jones no you're not

[@ShinobiOnTheGamepad]

"His body count looking like a war memorial" That line had me dead 🤣

[@timefragment5387]

Same

[@Taisto-Perkele]

@Audrey Jones And who the fuck are you?

[@d261_gaming8]

@Audrey Jones maybe sometimes nobody cares Or asked

[@bearshark5941]

I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO

[@andreborges842]

this line is just amazing

[@Nikkidafox]

Why is Sturdy actually the most emotionally mature person here? -Recognizes when a relationship isn't going to work and breaks it off as quickly as possible to avoid unnecessary heartbreak -Remains friends with his ex. -Knows that his ex is just not emotionally mature enough for a relationship. Sturdy is the icon we all need.

[@ianfairfield8373]

I hope he returns

[@Fixer_Su3ana]

When someone will break up with you, and yet be your wingman, you know they're alright.

[@Primekillerboy]

He IS a rescue ranger after all!

[@coranbaker6401]

Hey, not all cops are great, but he's one of the good ones.

[@Subject_98]

The icon most teenagers need these days. So many are misguided and don't know how to act mature or what not. Albeit, many of them have a multitude of negative factors that could be affecting their choices and lifestyles.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

“That’s just a scrawny delivery boy!” Asolfo, you make that sound like it’s a bad thing

[@BloodrealmX]

I know, right? But at the very least he's still pointing out that "scrawny delivery boy" is very different from "Son Goku in drip meme pose".

[@AviatorJC]

I just wanna know more about that guy…

[@hobomike6935]

“But my sister gave me these clothes!” 🤦‍♂️ I have no words

[@cancerino666]

Pretty clear Astolfo is into muscly (gay) dudes, like Master Chief.

[@Crumble_n_use]

"Real men can wear whatever they want and still be manly" Chief knows what's up

[@CatKun1234]

I wish I had that kind of confidence :(

[@fen4554]

@@CatKun1234 Step one, abandon the moniker Cat Kun. Step two, real men don't change for anyone but themselves~~~

[@CatKun1234]

@@fen4554 that wasn’t what I meant but OK lol

[@seventeenseventythirteen7465]

@@CatKun1234 Dawg, your name is "Cat Kun", you have more confidence than the girl in my PFP.

[@ethanmerle9425]

Proceeds to tell someone,that as a man they can not wear certain clothes

[@emmetcoyne6436]

It's a shame the relationship didn't work out, but at least they can still be friends.

[@Zacromaniac]

With benefits?

[@DanteCrowlley]

@@Zacromaniac Theres no real benefits

[@coranbaker6401]

@@DanteCrowlley Getting you escorts seems like a benefit to me.

[@destructivepanda5226]

@@Zacromaniac wingman with benefits

[@ImperialWarrior6490]

What are you talking about? She also got out of a 50 dollar ticket. Big W for her.

[@cytrilicious9285]

I love how Chief is absolutely jacked everywhere but the legs

[@arcturionblade1077]

Master Chief don't do cardio cuz he don't sprint, bruh.

[@spacecowboyz0154]

He skip leg day

[@voncho1127]

@@arcturionblade1077 XD

[@funYPILZ]

@@spacecowboyz0154 but whats with the t-bags? his legs should be thicker then his torso xD

[@chief6183]

I hate running

[@jackrockle9687]

2:14 Damn. Master Chief be skipping leg day

[@francocorvetto1234]

He just doesn't do cardio

[@ethanor]

Or sprinting

[@JoeMama-es9pc]

Sticking to the halo rules😊​@@ethanor

[@SAWWYYY]

calves dont even look that bad lmfao

[@memenazi7078]

I love how masterchief is ALL biceps and NO legs and refuses to do cardio. Like a true man, built to fight and never run

[@cameronminor8690]

"You're clearly not emotionally mature enough for a long-term, healthy relationship." When a muscular mustachioed action figure is a better relationship coach than 90% of the IRL ones

[@aerialdarkguy]

And a wingman for escorts! A true gentleman!

[@johnprotagonist7296]

​@Kenji Araipaima Being a stable adult who can make their own decisions, plan ahead properly and respond in a mature manner to conflict. And when you don't abuse your partner as almost a parental figure. Girls/dudes with mommy/daddy issues for example. But that's just my guess based on my experience

[@D.KlWA-aG]

@@johnprotagonist7296 Ain’t it about understanding how you feel and how to express those emotions in a way others can understand? And also not being controlled by those emotions like getting so mad you clock someone. What you said just describes a responsible person

[@josephjoestar953]

@@D.KlWA-aG This is what I always thought it was, but the other dude's definition is also part of it I'd say.

[@MrLastlived]

@Kenji Araipaima ​ Its a multi dimensional model that includes various pillars of interpersonal skills and personal stability that cannot be easily passed on in a couple of sentences. So lets start with some basic questions to ask yourself and maybe it'll help you on your path. My advice, is to begin looking at yourself and asking what it is you exactly want from life. Women and money and fame are great and all but they are a superficial mask. What is your purpose? What do you want to be known for? _What do you want from this life?_ If you can find answers to such questions, then you will be able to improve yourself in a direction that fits you. Take your time, clear your head, go for some walks and really talk yourself through it. After knowing what is important, find what is stopping you. Search your mind, analyze how you interact with others and just as importantly, how your inner voice interacts with yourself. Why do you do the things you do? There may be a lot of trauma and repressed memory that is guiding everyday interactions, and you will need to spend some time to not just find them, but to attack and slowly break down those barriers of yourself. For instance, If you find yourself constantly belittling others, ask yourself why you find it important to do so. If you feel a need to oversexualize yourself or others, ask what events made sexuality so important to you. Getting why you are who you are, and how you can perhaps change your model to not lash your feelings outwards onto others is the core essence of emotional maturity. Even being a loner and a shut in has roots that are based in your emotions and background. Start asking why more often. Therapy has taken off lately, if you feel like you need help with some of this self analysis portion, reach out to the mental health communities out there and try to find a therapist that will work for you and your goals. No one psych is fit for all wounds, so keep your head up if it doesn't go right the first time. This isn't the whole solution, nothing anyone says ever will be, we are all trying to live and its scary out there. This is just how my journey into healing and becoming a better man began. I hope you become the man or woman you want yourself to be one day. ... Oh and uh, diet and exercise better! Lord knows we all could be better about it :P

[@therapymutt1468]

Astolfo and Chief not being together anymore is more emotionally wrenching for me than Requiem for a Dream

[@shorewall]

Dude, Astolfo slips into his bed every night. :D

[@gamerplays5131]

They only say they're not dating. Doesn't mean they don't sleep together.

[@01100101011100100111]

Give it a week.

[@CrimsonWolf_VT2]

If chief won’t have astolfo then I will

[@kazuhiramiller7945]

Astolfo seemed to want a hug from Chief, I think it’s an unspoken thing lol.

[@toganium4175]

I never thought about how Astolfo’s outfit looks like a sailor uniform until now.

[@jurassic_hobbyonmyaltaccou3878]

@Audrey Jones ok

[@AzraelAngel945]

It’s called a Sailor Fuku

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

It's called Sailor Fuku. The Navy and the Army (to a lesser extent) have a lot of influence on school fashion from hats (mandatory up until the early 2000's) to shoes...

[@thechickennuggetlordv2654]

@Audrey Jones :(

[@heromedley]

yep like the men on the war memorial

[@thescouts4734]

I legit think Chico is the best animated chatecter yet, solely based on how she moves around... Its insane the fluidity she has even though her emotions has her body straightening and shrinking over and over, as well as the ears on top of it

[@jaaj_7789]

Who is it ?

[@thescouts4734]

@@jaaj_7789 like what charecter? Cat girl

[@jaaj_7789]

@@thescouts4734 thanks

[@zendelite9279]

2:58 🤣🤣🤣 "Its not YOUR choice to make. Its MINE"

[@Retromatic1337]

When we needed him most, he came back

[@DevilSpade]

He never left

[@Beepogen]

Yeah he came all over my back, dawg.

[@RoyalEric]

@Audrey Jones did I asked

[@Pridetoons]

Amen 🙏

[@jericho663]

He came back. To finish the men. Wait no.

[@gellax111]

"His bodycount looking like a war memorial" It's even funnier when you know that, in his original legend (not the Fate one), Astolfo bedded a hundred *MARRIED* women just to check if his wife cheating on him was something normal for a woman to do.

[@BloodrealmX]

It was a thousand, not a hundred, and the point was to understand cheating and desires from both perspectives. He and Giocondo were both legendarily attractive but were still cheated on by their wives, and they decided that instead of just bitching their wives out, they'd try to understand _why_ people do this. The eventual takeaway was that men and women are both prone to this, and sometimes there's just something that you feel you need. They were taking turns with this one girl and she snuck her boyfriend in once they were both exhausted. The dwarf Astolfo's wife cheated on him with skipped out on doing her some more because he refused to leave the card table until he'd won back what he gambled away. They decided there's more than one desire in life, and you should be understanding of that.

[@kevincorey4406]

@@BloodrealmX It really takes a thousand to understand the perspective?

[@hamster_4814]

@@kevincorey4406 People were a bit more stupider and a lot more stubborn back in those days

[@BloodrealmX]

@@kevincorey4406 That's what they both agreed on beforehand. They wouldn't return to their wives until they'd each slept with a thousand married women. Keep in mind this tale was told in Orlando Furioso, which was intentionally rather over-the-top. They also intentionally went incognito so women wouldn't just want to sleep with them for their fame or wealth (Astolfo being a Prince of England, one of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne, and King of Lombardy; I think Giocondo was a knight from Rome, I don't remember what exactly his credentials were). By the way, these two met because Astolfo was told that Giocondo was supposedly as handsome as he was and so he invited him to his place in Lombardy so they could see who was more attractive. They were 100% doing it for fun just as much as for the social experiment... which actually supports their conclusion, funnily enough!

[@takosu3021]

Pretty sure in the apoc manga, Astolfo is shown as a tree, which I’m guessing makes him being Alcina’s sex toy for awhile canon in fate?

[@kingbash6466]

I like how much more expressive characters are getting in these videos. Feels like an actual anime.

[@FHBStudio]

He even moved the cat ears! And did you see Chiko's eyes closed while she was rolling on the floor? So many details. I skip my favourite parts frame by frame just to admire it.

[@Ky-Nas]

Robot chicken for zoomers :)

[@yasinabdirahman5561]

@@FHBStudionah keeping em frame by frame is crazy☠️☠️

[@slim8756]

This show would slap if it was a anime ngl🙂

[@IsraelIsreal4444]

@@yasinabdirahman5561 💀

[@gamet2004]

3:47 that's actually pretty cute

[@AweStr1ke]

I need an entire episode of Chief teaching a class on how to be an alpha male

[@butterball33]

"His body count lookin like a war memorial," had me friggin dying. That's the best one liner I've heard in a long time. 😂

[@MiraPacku]

same dude xD that came outta nowhere

[@hardgay7537]

Because over 90% of the names belong to men?

[@butterball33]

@@hardgay7537 I'm ngl. I have no idea wtf you're talking about. You sure you meant to reply to my comment?

[@theone-tg4ey]

ikr

[@Anstreki323]

@@theone-tg4ey youre past bedtime

[@kmmediafactory]

Ive watched stop motion for years, but this guy is the only one left I actively follow and look forward to. His stuff is just on top, storylines and everything’s creative af. Plus my man hippo out here carrying. Really felt that last part lmao

[@thetruestar6348]

Look at moonshine stuff he is also a stop motion content creator

[@Vysair]

It feels like blender ikr, it's too natural, especially the hair thing the girl just did

[@loganreidy7055]

Makes sense, this channel has been doing stop motion for 10+ years

[@HexKitty]

Agreed. It's always a good day in my house when new pantsahat drops.

[@johnremizeztomilloso158]

@@thetruestar6348 and also D.I.P. (Dang it productions)

[@omarolmosstudios7060]

Chief is definitely The man we didn't need he's the Man we deserve to have in our lives. because right now it's a good time to cope against November.

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

Dude, PUNCTUATION!!!

[@omarolmosstudios7060]

@@cooltrainervaultboy-39 sorry I was too excited. I'm sorry I wasted your time it won't happen again

[@novaknight8360]

2:46 take note live action paramount's halo series Take note

[@thebighurt2495]

"Even the girlfriend that lived in his head left him" that is the sickest burn Chief has ever gotten from anyone ever.

[@masahige2344]

This is probably as close to being wholesome as Chiko will get, I'll take it. She might just be waifu material!

Probably will take a while, for reasons Astolfo mentioned.

[@Creampuff18]

Astolfo and Chief moving back in together after splitting is making me hope they end up together again

[@coel3572]

what if Astolfo and Chiko end up together

[@georgecarter838]

@@coel3572 I could live with that. 😁

[@eugeneflores6153]

true, Chief x Astolfo chemistry is quite good

[@spitfire5528]

I would love to see Master Chief try to hook up with Cortana or Samus and that it would eventually cause Astolfo to become jealous

I just hope Astolfo will not empty someone's bank account to fuel his gambling addiction again.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

2:21 "You wouldn't catch me dead sprinting." That's actually a beautifully subtle joke.

[@Tential1]

Lol, just got it.

[@romanshorif2330]

What does it mean though?

[@bishop782]

@@romanshorif2330 It's a Halo joke. After the release of Halo 4/Halo Reach and before the release of Halo Infinite there was a very heated debate in the community about whether or not sprint "belonged in Halo". This is referencing that.

[@h0gheadS]

@@bishop782 Except the sprint side won... so the joke doesn't work.

[@bishop782]

@@h0gheadS The point isn't that the correct choice is to not sprint. It's just referencing that debate. Also the sprint side didn't "win" 343 came up with the perfect compromise in Halo Infinite and made literally everyone happy

[@random_dragon]

"Real men can wear whatever they want, and still be manly" Legit good advice, right here!

[@TheKillerike]

Chico's VA always brings so much energy and life to their lines. Hopefully they're able to better themself and find a stable, healthy, relationship.

[@schimmelbrottitanson7645]

I'd hug that hippo every day. Love it.👍

[@mamabear7228]

As I always say, "come give mama a bear hug"

[@darschpugs4690]

all hail the loveable hippo!

[@camrondavis5535]

Astolfo: I'M the one you should listen to about picking up guys! Hippo: Yeah, his body count lookin' like a war memorial. FUCK.

[@GruntGamerProductions]

"Homeschool?! Isn't that for social outcasts?!" "Yeah! You'll fit right in!" Gonna need some ice for that burn.

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

More like a burn heal!

[@pretty7545]

1:42 I'm really impressed with the blocking.

[@greencomet2011]

Such a shame we never see Chico after this. I guess her character arc is complete for now.

[@chuckingreaper8654]

Yeah, I think she only shows up for a cameo in one vid after this. To be fair, the goth girl kinda is better.

[@jug-a-nutstherandomizertom2598]

​@@chuckingreaper8654 Doesn't matter i don't feel they actually even Chico a real chance as s character before gone forever like the yandere stalker

[@52flyingbicycles]

The animation quality is through the roof. Pantsahat leading the stop motion revolution

[@coranbaker6401]

Chief: You wouldn't catch me dead sprinting. This is indeed the most cultural version of Master Chief.

[@amosdeguzman9980]

I remember when Chief sprinted in Halo 2, and he nearly died. Maybe he's onto something.

[@heydensan]

Astolfo and Hippo cycle through roommates faster than a cyclist at the Tour De France

[@MasterOfTruck]

they dont. chief and astolfo lived together when they were a couple. chief booted asolfo out when they broke up. so astolfo then lived with lego man, hippo bruh, and tahu(bionicle dude). chief destroys lego mans house in an altercation while visiting which forces astolfo and hippo bruh to move in with him. the only character we dont have any info on is lego man because he simply stopped appearing after that. however, tahu has shown up in a few skits despite not knowing his current living situation.

[@heydensan]

@@MasterOfTruck nah fam, I've thought up an entire, clean (mostly), timeline of the Hippo Saga. I can explain this. -After Walter White donated all of his money to Lego Man, Lego Man moved out of the house to his own place to continue his career as a Twitch streamer. - Master Chief buys Chico on Amazon, but things don't work out between them and Chief ultimately moves out of the house, leaving Astolfo, Chico, and Hippo. - Batman then Spider-Man temporarily move in. Batman leaves after finally going outside. - When Spider-Man and Chico go to confront Lego Man at his house due to him being the number one Minecraft streamer, Chico blows up Lego Man's house. This forces Lego Man to move back in with Alstolfo, Chico, and Hippo while Spider-Man is kicked out for not being able to pay Hippo his rent. - When Chico tries to out-pizza The Hut and is pursued by Master Chief, Chico puts Lego Man in the freezer to keep him safe. During this Chief and Astolfo meet again and when Chico destroys Pizza Hut's reputation, Chief loses his job and is unable to pay rent and becomes homeless. Due to being in the freezer too long, Lego Man is frozen but defrosted. - Lego Man dumps Chico and vengeful from losing his job, Master Chief burns the house down, forcing Astolfo, Hippo, and Chico to move in with Tahu. - Not wanting to be homeless anymore, Master Chief has reluctantly moves back in with Astolfo, Hippo, Chico, Tahu, and Sturdy. Keep in mind that some of this is headcanon and doesn't explain why some characters appear/don't appear in episodes. But it makes the most sense based on context and dialogue.

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

@@heydensan Lego Man might still be in the freezer.

[@slayer6498]

@@heydensan Pantashat needs to see this.

[@sleeplessbirdVA]

And the MLG guy is still in jail

[@peterpeterson4800]

We really need a behind the scenes on how these videos are made. The production quality is off the charts. Such an awesome and seamless combination of stop motion and computer graphics.

[@fumarc4501]

Everyone loves hugs. A good message for all the younglings out there.

[@ivanbluecool]

Another adventure of astolfo showing his daughter how to pick up men. Step one: be as cute as astolfo Step two:....that's it. You win.

[@OdysseusBow]

@Audrey Jones Get Doxed

[@TaigaXsenpai]

Astolfo was a big womanizer when he was French knight ;)

[@ivanbluecool]

@@TaigaXsenpai even charmed his cousin who was running around in the buff

[@eugeneflores6153]

@@TaigaXsenpai The history or fgo lore? since Fgo is different when I read it

[@simulacrumpilot2777]

@@eugeneflores6153 Both

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

"The best part is - they're not even Girls" Pantsahat have now officially started a Femboi harem.

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

"Even Better" - Sun Tzu, The Art of Femboy

[@smoove_]

pog

[@yankeehussar3614]

Don't we all secretly want one?

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

@@yankeehussar3614 Sure, I want Piłsudski and Dmowski in mine :3

[@yankeehussar3614]

@@amadeosendiulo2137 The anti communist femboy harem. I'm in.

[@ne3333t]

I just got this 1:24 Hippo: "I don't think she's the Navy's type" Master Chief (Who is in the Navy): "What's that supposed to mean?"

[@lalalalalalalalalala-js5xl]

Hippo: i mean men at sea (planetary navy)

[@SackMan039]

2:21 "you would'nt catch me DEAD sprinting" has got to be one of Chief's best ever lines fr

[@Aflay1]

"Marriage is like fishing. Sometimes ya gotta throw one back" That's not how marriage works, but that's exactly how happiness works.

[@vanconojl]

xD

[@Bananakingchad]

More like high school relationships

[@RazorsharpLT]

I think he says "sometimes you gotta throw a net"

[@Lemuel928]

Divorcing is definitely throwbacks.

[@Aflay1]

@@RazorsharpLT It's definitely "throw one back", although throw a net would make sense if he was cheating on her.

[@ihaveproblems9779]

Of all the satire, Astolfo pronouncing "Yandere" correct is what sticks out most. Bless you.

[@BloodrealmX]

Why wouldn't renowned ladies' man Astolfo know all about girls' personality categories?

[@vampiricn1ght]

Lmao of all the impressive things

[@thunderspark1536]

@@BloodrealmX Man slept with 100 married women just to prove he's superior

[@havoclon4325]

Love how chief is jacked to the core, but his legs are just really thin, since he doesn't run.

[@c0rn651]

first off i love chica top tier waifu, second i love how cheif got defensive when the hippo said she wasnt the navys type because i feel like a lot of people forget that master chief is in the navy

[@faragar1791]

3:49 "Wait, so moral of the story is that if you can't get it, buy it?"

[@antiluckwk]

Time to save up I guess

[@sheepbleep740]

Pantashat once again nailing the stop motion comedy scene, Gokus Ultra Instinct drip theme being lower to introduce “but my sister gave me these clothes” delivery boy had me in stitches!

[@gingergorilla695]

Me and my friends were watching this on the TV when DRIP GOKU walked on. We paused the video because we couldn't stop screaming

[@ivanbluecool]

Astolfo:(standing around) MasterCheif: stop tempting everyone. You're my man.

[@MelvinDepeanus]

"Hey astolfo, you like football?" "well I'm not really into feet but I do love..." Bruh this line is genius

[@sleepykitty8918]

...I'm into it. Not football. The other part. I'll shut up now

[@maxo._.lote05]

0:33 Holy fuck it’s master chef!

[@snakethejake97]

0:25 That line, I feel your pain Chiko😢

[@wp2837]

Every episode I start liking Chico more and more. She's my favorite character now.

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

I imagine there's 2 moderately sized reasons why.

[@wp2837]

@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox Yeah, those reasons being her personality and the way that the voice actress delivers her lines.

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

@@wp2837 are you suuuuuure it's a girl? I'm pretty sure it's well established that Chiko is a trap just like every other 'girl' in this universe.

[@wp2837]

@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox She has been referred to with female pronouns multiple times. She is a girl.

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

@@wp2837 Nah I think it's ambiguous. Their gender has been teased multiple times but never directly stated, it's schrodinger's cat. Until we see tits it both is and isn't a girl. Tread lightly friend.

[@TheOneTrueOfficialLordGod]

I love seeing Master Chief somehow hit a new low every time he's in one of these

[@hantu7380]

Just like his games

[@parkourse2457]

i'd argue he climbed back up seeing as how he's rocking the naked apron + booty shorts combo without a hitch

[@Bananakingchad]

I mean he did lose his armor after being robbed and his mercenary suit from Pizza Hut was taken away because he lost his job

[@Web720]

Nah, whatever Pantsahat does to Cheif, it can't be lower than the Halo TV show.

[@Bananakingchad]

@@Web720 mc cheeks

[@MGengarDude]

''I drink a dorito.'' Hippo is just built different.

[@ethanor]

Male: *has a pulse* Chiko: "He's perfect~"

[@TheHoodmailbox]

“Higher body count than a war memorial” - love it!

[@BigStrap]

You don't miss with these. Bruh hippo was on TOP of his game today! That war memorial line almost had me falling out of my chair.

[@OonieandCacola]

Hippo Bruh really out here asking for a hug. That’s surprisingly wholesome.

[@CBeavr]

Even the most based of us needs a hug every once in a while

[@slayer6498]

He needed it after those Knock-off Chinese Doritos.

[@General_Soldiernator7106]

“Bruh I don’t think she’s the navy’s type.” “-What’s that supposed to mean?” “Men at sea, bruh.” Absurdly deep yet true

[@frostbite539]

bro I don't understand

[@RuyVuusen]

@@frostbite539 I think it references seamen. You know, like navy personnel (but that's not what it sounds like).

[@l_rob420]

@@RuyVuusenno, it’s because sailors are extremely gay

[@RuyVuusen]

@@l_rob420 Ah, ok. I wasn't aware of that stereotype.

[@John-Salad]

at 1:15 . they remove hand from Chiko doll so it look like she's loosely wearing that shirt. I don't know anything about stop motion but I think it's neat

[@ddiondewitt369]

2:27 “because you wouldn’t catch me dead sprinting” god this is so lore accurate 😂😂😂🤌

[@masterofbloopers]

"We're just not doing cardio, cause you wouldn't catch me dead sprinting." That warmed my crusty boomer heart.

[@jaydenshepard7928]

Bruh, not doing cardio is pretty cringe tbh

[@thomas1848]

@@jaydenshepard7928 its a reference to how some old halo fans think that the addition of sprinting ruined halo.

[@MithrilRoshi]

Wait.. We have seen that hippo be flung to places, crushed under things and yet being hugged by the twink is too tight? That little dude must have some godly grip strength

[@St3lla-MaR1s]

This is actually super wholesome and just shows friendship between the cast. Nice one Pantsahat

[@psychlops924]

Aside from the whole escorts thing at the end lol

[@csargent31]

Are Chico threatening Sturdy with a knife, or the "stickiness" of that sailor's outfit...I wouldn't call the episode wholesome.

[@dayumdayum1149]

3:42 "no"

[@Level5Fighter]

Bro how you make something so lewd, brutal, funny AND wholesome at the same time? I love you.

[@himynameiskobey.7994]

3:18 Surely I'm not the only one who got "Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh." Vibes from that line.

[@dannydanumba]

I caught that too 🤣

[@ChristianRobinsonforREAL]

Same 💀

[@ironaston9858]

I really love the relationship between Astolfo and Master Chief. Please do more scenes of them together! ❤️

[@KarlPHorse]

0:20 This has so much meme potential.

[@OctavioMovies]

I'm glad Chief is back, he's one of the best characters of the Hipo cinematic universe

[@lvl1gameral779]

Bruh, I love this show. The dynamics between Helmet Man, Pink Boy, and Cat girl, crack me up. Throw in the North American House Hippo and u got ur self a main cast. Not that Geto Robot and Lego Goku r cool tho. Gust stars like Thicc Bat and Kidder r perfect. Keep it up brah. I look forward to each episode.

[@FuFuTF2]

Every time I watch one of these videos it just makes my day so much better. And I love the continued expanding lore.

[@IamCleep]

Love this man's work, talk about absolute cultured

[@stilickoh]

the amount of effort put into these is amazing. it is worth the wait every time.

[@funky-k0ng770]

One of my favorite channels on KZbin

[@javodey]

1: Chief sounds more like Snake 2: OMG THAT CORTANA JOKE-

[@Noctyrnis]

“His body count lookin’ like a war memorial” 😭😂😭 amazing phrasing

[@scattershotjd9823]

*0:50* the absolute shade Astofolo threw at Chief was so damn funny

[@greatermad8288]

1:58 LMFAO

[@SilentQuietVoid]

Drip Goku came back for more

[@Cowboycomando54]

1:27 Yeah I can confirm, I have seen some shit on deployment. I also appreciate how Master Chief is offended by this since he is technically a sailor in the Navy.

[@pokeepoof]

This is everything from and in between "wtf is this" to "this is awesome"

[@phibro17]

The delivery boy may not be a chiseled sand god, but he's still strong enough to crush the hippo. Thanks for yet another great stop motion vid, you never cease to amaze!

[@Pridetoons]

I love how Jiko gets married to get out of a ticket in one episode only to get divorced in the next episode!

[@TheDeadDXD]

0:57 Has To Be My Fav Line So Far In This Series

[@goblinwantgold6189]

“Grandpa what are you doing here?”

[@Dude-dk5jg]

What makes this even funnier is the fact that astolfo canonically has hooked up with lots of women Edit: I just realized that they are talking about men not women

[@dustybunni]

Omfg this is my new favourite channel

[@Baileaf11]

No matter how hard chief tries he still ends up back to Astolfo

[@jaylenharris343]

This dude be put'in master chief in all different kinds of outfits each episode.

[@jaysanj152]

You know Chef is officially accepts Astolfo and himself as a roommate when his theme isn't playing anymore. That's Character development in a nutshell.

[@Alicorn_]

I love how the outside of their apartment door is a foreclosure notice and a dozen takeout menus.

[@afterstew1046]

How does a 4 minute video have more of an interenting plot and better comedy than an entire season of a TV show. Pantshat is the new Spielberg.

[@TokenCast]

BODY COUNT LOOKING LIKE A WAR MEMORIAL, LMAO!!!!

[@MageGoboGaming25]

As a Naval sailor myself i cracked up at the joke made by the hippo. Ahhh, so true.

[@undergnomes6248]

Nani?

[@lifenote1943]

ayo...

[@ethanor]

As a person much smarter than I once said: seamen don't mix

[@vsGoliath96]

Men at sea, bruh!

[@hatsuneblacktrousers]

i love how every character has a moment of "ok, this one is definitely the most level-headed on- oh nevermind"

[@Connor_Tyler]

Astolfo and Master Chief's relationship is amazingly funny. I love the bit at 2:30, he gets so happy for a second, just to get torn down immediately.

[@NikolaosKC]

"You wouldn't catch me dead sprinting," banger reference; my biggest nitpick with Halo. Also, the war memorial line was deadly.

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

Astolfo: Should we Hug? Chief: *NO*