Picking Up Hotties While you Uber

[@undonesolid]

“Did she really just get married to get out of a $50 ticket?!” Listen man, the things I’d do to get out of a $5 debt lunch.

[@M64bros]

*Damn son!!!*

[@blackbloodcell5147]

Too real

[@yes.3813]

Sus

[@FPS_NO]

I just buy it 50x more ticket of the same one to get out of a fee but it end me up in debt

[@TheInfiniteNine]

Sus 🤨 📸

[@TheTrueRawfury]

you can really see the improvment in the animation quality over the years

[@zachm9202]

Animation or not, this is good stuff.

[@mult1versal]

@@zachm9202 the mouths are most likely animated, but everything else is real

[@Scrubwave]

It's all real actors.

[@projectx7453]

True

[@ShokyoLeaf]

that fucking pfp is something to not behold

[@ivanbluecool]

dad astolfo back at it again to show how finding a man is done.

[@hurou]

he has tons of experience after all

[@52flyingbicycles]

I thought Astolfo was straight

[@ivanbluecool]

@@52flyingbicycles not in this timeline he isn't. Fate lore he likes girls but he's more so a guy who likes fun personalities instead as he is sorta crazy with his evaporation of reason

[@hurou]

@@52flyingbicycles he fucks whoever he wants, he's very skilled in that department in the legends.

[@takosu3021]

@@hurou ironically he has more experience with women than men

[@andyd6431]

Police officer-“Do you know why I pulled you over today?” Astolfo-“Why, did you forget?” Classic line that will live rent free in my head forever

[@MekBoooooi]

I wanna try that but I'd go to jail xD

[@KodaBunn]

i think the interaction between a police officer and astolof itself is already gold enough

[@latenight4182]

Astolfo is such based femboy

[@1stCallipostle]

@@MekBoooooi Sometimes making them laugh does get you out a ticket

[@dxnixble]

Fear God

[@--_--_--_--_]

This series always somehow make astolfo look like the less insane person in the room. Incredible.

[@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900]

Idk, the hippo has some good takes

[@Jasper_Kasper]

I like that he slightly breaks character when he says something questionable.

[@SockyStudios]

@Classic Tate How does a bot forget to switch to it's alt lol

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@SockyStudios Thats like a new kind of sad and funny at the same time.

[@i2lovemommmy]

Hmmm fabulous name you got there

[@easysneezy]

@Chad the bots are gonna start doing this

[@elias5804]

​@Classic Tate CLASSIC TATE W.

[@rudyflorestheswitchblade4462]

We need this guy in our lives. These stop motions are amazing. No one can deny it.

[@orangehatretro]

@Bully peter 😐

[@boomboompower]

Imagine how long it would take 💀

[@JacobFoust]

I agree

[@imabird1566]

@Bully peter kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX3Tlotqh7eiaJo Finally it’s here after so long

[@cheeseisgood17]

i want a season of this on netflix

[@MGengarDude]

The Astolfo “Hello” is basically a classic thanks to man’s vids haha. Also more Hippo is always great.

[@imabird1566]

@Chad kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX3Tlotqh7eiaJo Finally it’s here after so long

[@RegiRaidillonVT]

its nostalgic as fuck broooo

[@connorkaos795]

Hippo is great. I wish Bionicle and Hippo's voice were more distinguishable

[@CoercedJab]

@@connorkaos795 I wish you never said this! They were separate characters for me until now

[@TheOneTrueOfficialLordGod]

This series has gone from Bionicle getting harassed by his bros at Chipotle to selling off Master Chief's ex mail order girlfriend to the cops to get out of a $50 ticket God, I love this series.

[@finnrock5558]

Astolfo's math may be the most questionable event in this entire sketch. Keep up the great work pantsahat

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

Nah man, 0.5 x 0.5 = 1. It’s literally 5th grade math.

[@Blueaxolotl_dggykh]

@@jacobrzeszewski6527that you literally would equal 0.25 and 2, 50% would be 75%

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

​@@Blueaxolotl_dggykh25% chance of getting both, 75% chance of getting at least 1. That *definitely* means that the chances of him getting any amount of dates is 25% + 75% which is 100%, voila astolfo is right.

[@hyper6500]

Pantsahat isnt a national treasure, they are a global treasure. Blessing us with these uber quality stop motion animations.

[@WYalmicW]

@Tacidian yes

[@michaelbecket4901]

Ubers have never looked so inviting lol

[@nopers623]

@whaaa t today is the third time I got tricked into clicking this link. All on different genre of videos too

[@AmstradExin]

Together with LoliJenny doing the voices!

[@lalilulelo.n.stitch]

I like how the hippo couldn't get through his line without cracking

[@MajesticOak]

@Classic Tate I hope the government nails your ass on those human trafficking charges.

[@condemnedd684]

Holy shit it’s fake Andrew tate bot!

[@Identity_Phrod]

I can't give you another like or else it would upset the funny number, sorry dude

[@Epic-pf8od]

@@condemnedd684 Eh what? I saw another comment of people accusing other people of being Andrew Tate bots, but they don't seem to be bots? I guess I'm out of the loop.

[@princenishikigoi7439]

When the world needed him the most he came back with another amazing stop motion animation!

[@Pridetoons]

I know right!!! Pantsahat is the ultimate cure for depression!

[@princenishikigoi7439]

@Jason Smith totally agree bro

[@sran438]

0:50 Even Hippo couldn't say that without laughing.

[@blitztheumbreon3727]

I really do love the character development of Astolfo and Chico becoming best friends. It's wholesome af

[@0ceanking]

The series has basically developed into a wacky buddy comedy between them and little Hippo, and I'm all here for it! They play off each other so well.

[@juniorjunior5884]

Astolfo being the chad bro he is in lore. Wingman, support system, genuinely good at picking up lovers.

[@TaigaXsenpai]

True Astolfo was a big womanizer in his past life. He became bisexual after incident with Roland. Honestly This is pretty close to his relationship with Master Chief...

[@SecuR0M]

The ultimate homie. He won't let you go without a date anymore than he would let Sieg die. ;~;

[@kiboma4209]

That’s a he? Or this typo?

[@SecuR0M]

@@kiboma4209 He's a dude ye. He crossdresses because it's funny in the show.

[@BloodrealmX]

@@kiboma4209 100% man, yes. Well, he's _voice acted_ by women, but other than that.

[@ayoxe]

I can’t be the only one noticing how much funnier and how much better the stop motion gets every upload?

[@ACookie3994]

We can see how much more of his sanity is left. The highe the quality the less sanity

[@CoercedJab]

No pressure lmao

[@jm036]

Man WTF is that profile pic. Cringe.

[@ACookie3994]

@@jm036 embrace fem boy, reject masculinity

[@stevelucky7579]

Considering the divorce rate in America and the unfair legal system she can take half of everything he owns. When she immediately files for divorce. So I would consider this an investment for her. Girl just went from paying $50 to getting $300, a toaster, and half the uneaten Gordita in the fridge.

[@WRZ100]

Oh... She does like free stuff.

[@ltb1345]

Stay on your grind.

[@bluecanine3374]

"Not my Gordita! Man, divorce really does favor the catgirls."

[@NevisYsbryd]

That went from 100 to 0 to 3000 real quick.

[@eMpTy12189]

Yup

[@Antonio-vi4dd]

2:36 Bro

[@MhxAir]

Damn, I swear every new video these characters get more and more fluid and expressive. How do you have that kind of free time? Enormous talent. Plus the story plot is always great every time

[@Blackmanbubbs]

"Unfounded offense Catgirl slander" is now in my dailey vocabulary thank you

[@Glass_Archive]

Get your potato wedges outta here

[@grumpykoopa481]

@Classic Tate Okay, seriously, what is with everyone and the potato wedges joke? I'm not getting the point.

[@grumpykoopa481]

Also, this definitely isn't the FIRST pantsahat video loaded with potato wedge link comments

[@Glass_Archive]

@@grumpykoopa481 I think he’s just trying to plug his channel for free views

[@L1LegoAnimations]

Almost didn't catch Hippo's voice crack. On that note, whoever voices the "girls" does an amazing job. Over the top like you'd expect from anime characters, but still expressive with a range of emotion.

[@stgkgrimm7600]

Lesson of the day, just get married to avoid a $50 dollar speeding ticket

[@linkstudios5626]

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate

[@Salty-Doggy]

Also speeding in a school zone, armed robbery, and illegal car modifications only add up to a 50 dollar ticket.

[@manymanco5609]

The intro of Need for Speed Underground was totally on point with all the car scenes. Loved it so much hahahs

[@itzPlebeian]

0:51 Nobody noticed the fact that hippo was bursting out laughing at the end of that sentence 😂😂

[@huybii3021]

I love the friendship that Astolfo and Chiko developed throughout the series

[@lessar2721]

HER NAME WAS CHIKO THE INTIRE TIME???

[@MarkStillPlays]

wait is it now jiko or chiko? because on the wiki it clearly shows jiko and i am pretty sure its that

[@thomaswilliams507]

@@MarkStillPlays Jiko. On the spiderman episode, Jiko is listed as a donator to lego guy's stream

[@KyuuDesperation]

So that's her name ey? Now I need to find the world.

[@greenpenguin0763]

Thank god Chief almost becomes a furry once

[@UserName-eb9oy]

I always appreciate how well written these episodes are, aside from the stellar animation of course 👌

[@btrain213]

Exactly! Sometimes I think the script takes longer than the animation 🤣

[@Keyonu]

Ikr! This show feels like it takes place in the same universe as Sethical's series. With how well written and witty they both are.

[@defaultname7685]

I'm 36 and this somehow popped on my feed and I literally laughed out loud at the tomato potato line

[@brandon6682]

“Tomato, potato!” “Those are two different fruits!” Absolute gold!

[@space8381]

One of those isn't even a fruit lol

[@keegantripp1245]

@@space8381 you’re right. It’s a potato.

[@uncoolbob9653]

I love how hippo is just THERE like a constant presence to all the people living in his house

[@hermanahhhruu6063]

Babe wake up Pantsahat just dropped a new video

[@derrickandre5913]

this guy's videos are like a better version of robot chicken, and they keep getting better, like astolfo's different eye types and chico's cat ears moving around

[@shred1894]

It's because he isn't trying to 'parody' everything. It makes this more cohesive as a whole because there's an overarching storyline.

[@Scotttjt]

@@shred1894 That, and there's obviously a lot more effort being out into the stop motion itself. Though to be fair, RB has to put out regular 15 minute episodes with multiple skits, so...

[@1stCallipostle]

@@Scotttjt That's what I like to call "SNL theory" Eventually, your content quality will drop when you push enough of it out And fast

[@RFIKILLER]

A certified hood classic

[@biggiemongusmemethief7714]

What

[@CFEKOSMOS]

Bro this just came out 💀

[@ladycatfish5783]

Yes

[@erickflores458]

Don't you have a marriage that needs fixing?

[@InfinityBeingYT]

The fact Rescue Heroes exist in this universe fills me with energy

[@darealblazegamer2416]

This series made me appreciate stop motion a whole lot more.

[@VinRocks]

I have mad respect for anybody who can do stop motion, and even more so by animating, editing, getting good voice actors... i dont... how are you still under 1mil, this is injustice.

[@gmananimations]

Pure gold. Had me laughing the entire time.

[@piccoloblack69]

Purer than our boi's rims.

[@maxthecharacter1296]

"Did she just get married to get out of a $50 ticket?" Me: When you say it that way, it sounds pretty bad. But yes, yes she did.

[@Lilylad]

The Fact That These Videos are Getting Better Ever Month Makes Happy

[@Lilylad]

@RedDot The Fact That You Gave Me Something To Make on sunday Makes you A Real one

[@CatKun1234]

Heck yeah Chwryy Boy btw I love that Catgirl in the video hmm I wonder if it’s possible to actually buy a figure of her sigh of only I knew what thing she was from :(

[@williamlydon2554]

The fucking Rescue Hero as the cop almost made me spit out my drink.

[@TNTxEXPLOSIONSx]

3:41 well atleast it isnt me and astolfo that would have been an nightmare.

[@klaytonparker9061]

Yeah, bruh

[@HEHElo-w1e]

W

[@Maxxatron]

"These apps fail because they take place online, and not in my car with the doors locked" **Proceeds to use an open top car**

[@sergeiyamagoro431]

That line makes me laugh every time! 🤣

[@BloodrealmX]

I mean, it was Astolfo's car, she didn't have a choice.

[@user-Jay178]

Always love these stop motion and Hippio lines are always the best.

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

This feels like something I'd see on Robot Chicken.

[@Flip-a-dip-dip]

Except it’s not hammering us on the head with 80’s cartoon nostalgia

[@DiminutiveJerry]

BRO THE QUALITY IS UNMATCHED

[@SenbonKaguya]

You just keep improving with each video my guy. I love the animation on Chico's ears. The dynamic duo between Chico and Astolfo is top notch.

[@yorozuyawithoddjobs6590]

Dallas: Bainnnn!! Where’s our getaway driver! Bain: Don’t worry, I got you guys an Uber.

[@mdccxcii6340]

Whoever said "stop motion is dead" has obviously never seen to this channel. Thanks for the awesome video!

[@grass_enjoyer]

*"Bruh did she really get married just to get out of a 50$ ticket?!"*

[@SlaveToLogic]

it feels like I have found real entertainment for the first time

[@andrewmartinez7559]

Damn the Quality of the animation is unmatched. It’s improved 10 fold. Especially the eye animation

[@kakoanyo]

1:09 didn’t know she was chill like that

[@wrldunknown]

that's a bo-

[@ZZZ90_]

@@wrldunknown i call them a they.bcuz I littlery can't tell

[@stormynight4895]

Pantsahat: *Posts a video* Us: "A blessing from the Lord!"

[@Skymoc4]

Astolfo saying "Hello" is definitely a must in each episode he's in, no cap 🧢

[@utopes]

1:37 is my go-to now :>

[@flaminggold7593]

The VA for Astolfo is undeniably perfect

[@Jose-rc3dl]

2:07 I wish Astolfo had been my math teacher in highschool I would have totally paid more attention 😭

[@jojobod]

I thought that said “maid teacher”

[@josephsmith765]

Astolfo's lines are always gold.

[@CatKun1234]

Yeah

[@shred1894]

Hippo's lines are always B A S E D

[@CatKun1234]

@@shred1894 Who was the blonde with boobs in the video lol

[@misterhighflyer2973]

Violating seatbelt laws to get to ride with Astolfo? Sounds worth it to me! PSA: Please don't do this. Follow any and all traffic laws while in a vehicle, even if it puts a chance for bussy at risk!

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Bruh

[@BloodrealmX]

Disclaimer: Driver is a Servant with A+ rank Riding skill. Do not attempt.

[@aarontinsley612]

Sober drivers commit too many accidents

[@CoercedJab]

Bruh your gen really so soft y’all putting disclaimers after your own jokes??

[@misterhighflyer2973]

@@CoercedJab I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that, so I guess I'll just explain the joke. It's a reckless declaration of wishing to ride with an instinct-driven, lovable dope, while placing a disclaimer to ride responsibly out of a sense of irony, because bussy ain't worth a ticket! Took a bit to collect my thoughts, because while I suppose I'm technically a millennial, I don't give stock to that and just go about my day. And I hope you have a good one.

[@jalenoglivie3170]

this stop motion channel elevated me from my depressive state to go to class and finish my degree

[@Complicasiian]

The writing is so quality. Every joke hittin

[@haz2968]

2:48 Never thought a hippo could be so thick

[@deltathegamer4686]

💀

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

✊😤

[@elainad6728]

🙂

[@drowningin]

It's always a good day when one of these is uploaded 2:19 I fully expected them not to be there, and had fallen out when she looked back

[@Erifire]

Astolfo always knows how to pick up the chicks and men

[@OmniscientWarrior]

for a while, he was with Master after all. that has to count for something

[@TheGamingmaster5000]

“bro you about to get 5 stars like it’s gta” i’m done😂

[@gregorydavidson2744]

Astolfo's howl was just too much. This is the best youtube channel

[@CherryCharm2001]

Man I needed a good laugh after the week I've been having good to see daddy Astolfo

[@romulas-cushmanproject3273]

Holy sh*t, seeing that rescue hero cop just unlocked a whole bunch of memories! I have bins full of rescue hero’s at my parents’ house

[@OiWhiskey]

"Do you like monster trucks or tractors" is my new pick up line

[@WRZ100]

and/or

[@Yuki_Ika7]

I like both but as long as I don't have to breathe in their fumes

[@CatKun1234]

Of I had to say which I liked It would probably Monster trucks

[@TheSwedishHistorian]

midwest pickup lines be like

[@artistanthony1007]

I'm a Monster Truck guy, been a fan since a kid and been to many Races, two specifically and one was Monster Jam and another umm....by some other Brand.

[@BlightCosmos]

Pantsahat's collection of figurines is growing. Soon the whole world will be Pantsahat's KZbin video

[@spartan113ish]

That cop is the luckiest man in the pantsahatverse

[@angyracc]

The bits of plot continuinity in the channel is what i love aside from the fluid animation, and this delivered

[@GVoltage07]

Never thought hearing the sound of a femboy saying "hello" would make my day today.

[@xout0ft0astx4]

0:13 Dawg that ain't a living room, that's a 'lived-in' room fym 💀

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

How expensive are those anime figures. The amount of poses he can make with them is insane. My inner kid is regretting playing with the super cool dinosaurs and green soldiers.

[@jno7]

And thjis once again stays one of my favorite KZbin channels

[@SoulBro12]

I started watching your videos just to see some funny astolfo stuff but now I'm weirdly invested in your stop motion animations, good job!

[@Tvgirlsbestsong]

When pantsahat uploads its always a good day

[@luckybandapat815]

Holy shit I haven't seen a Rescue Hero guy in fucking decades. Amazing work.

[@Hyoct]

This is so well animated

[@LodieLion]

I love this channel so much.

[@arachnid1483]

still one of my favorite series on youtube < 3

[@Break531]

That Astolfo "Hello!" is basically pantsahat classic by now. The stop motion is great.

[@dmaa88]

This guy makes a better sitcom than most anything on air right now. Right up there with Letterkenny and Sunny.

[@WinklerVideo]

“Do you like monster trucks or tractors?” is a great icebreaker!

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Absolutely amazing that in the wedding photo, the cop is hoverhandhing his arm around the shoulder. Such attention to detail.

[@dobrodusznysafandua1113]

3:00 OMG IT'S EASY PETE

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

I like how "Smug Cat-Girlfriend" now turned so Shy and give off Beta energy. The break-up hit her hard.

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

But at lest the Cop made and honest woman out of her.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven or she's about to take everything of value in the devorce...

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC Ah I see, playing the long con. Talk about a GigaChads move.

[@Raziel_Hijikata]

This is hilarious I loved every second

[@rx-0-3phenexgundam62]

Brah the intro to Need for Speed: Underground was something I was not expecting. 11/10

[@KishinAubrey]

0:36 both of those crops ARE from south america, after all side note, this channel is the opposite of sophistication and i love it

[@saltysalt844]

what did he mean by tomato potato

[@SleepyCinnamon]

i always want to click on a video and have astolfo yell “hello!” at me.

[@catswellthecat7855]

0:55 hippo chuckling at the end of his line is just too cute. Another great video!

[@EpsiThePepsi]

Man it’s crazy how much your animation has improved! Awesome work!

[@lordilluminati5836]

love how you animated the cat ears- great touch

[@moonshineofthemoon8054]

Everytime Pantsahat uploads it feels like christmas.

[@SK-yx7hm]

Astolfo is the encouraging trap we all need in our lives.

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

When the world needed them most, Astolfo & Hippo are back.

[@smokincroc377]

"But I need my 5 stars""Bruh you about to get 5 stars like its gta" Classic🤣

[@KrillMister57]

That this is stop motion is insane!

[@pandorasactor]

Brooo, i remember when the mouth didn't move along with the lines, such improvement, amazing work!