How To Get Girls

[@artisticfruitloops5097]

"your eyes are so perfect" the love is throwing my heart across the room. This is so sweet🤺✨

[@kirbybie]

ikr 🥹

[@alalalallalaal]

i was just abt to say something!! it's so genuine and sweet OMG

[@thebusinesswoman23]

It's genuinely sweet I love it.

[@nukaghoula]

These liberal soybois just want a world where people throw love and respect at their partners and I'm here for it

[@CharlieApples]

Incredibly sweet and romantic 💕

[@minna2911]

guys who live in their moms houses truly are TERRIFIED of gold diggers for some reason

[@maggiee639]

It’s literally only broke dudes worrying about gold diggers.

[@Primus420]

@@maggiee639 but aint the gold digger broke too? cuz if she wasnt broke then she wouldnt be gold digging 😭

[@xim287]

@@Primus420 the problem isnt that they're broke. The problem is that they're worried girls who will never pay attention to them will rob them of money they don't even have

[@dumpling1473]

Scared of mystery women stealing the money that they dont have

[@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557]

@@Primus420 That's the point of gold digging...? So like yeah obviously?

[@idontknow898]

This guy: relationships should be 50/50! Also this guy: I’ll provide for me, you’ll provide for you, and maybe you’ll provide for me too

[@izzy1894]

And you’ll call me master. 😇

[@allyrose6437]

Yeah that math ain't mathing

[@idontknow898]

@@allyrose6437 it sure ain’t 🤔

[@imabeeconfirmed5690]

I read this comment before I saw it in the vid and I didn't think he was actually gonna say that 😭😭 I thought it was just going to be implied lmao how does this make senseeee

[@Bernie-Hernsen]

@@allyrose6437 it’s mathing time and he mathed all over the place

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

The fact that he just threw that last one in there as if it wasn't completely insane is mind boggling

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

Like, "Oh yea, and you HAVE to call me master." Wow my guy slow down

[@kittycat2554]

@@lemonscentedchipmunk6451 but yeah def a 50/50 relationship

[@devium]

I was expecting "must be in lingerie/naked" but he curve balled with Master. Explains his weird reaction to "if you want to do a little of that kinky shit"

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

@@CadgerChristmasLightShow HAHAHAHA omfg I could just imagine hearing a couple both call each other master as casually as honey

[@hotwateronwool]

@@CadgerChristmasLightShow 🤔 an interesting idea... Funny, and hot?

[@skinsey85]

I feel like he didn't leave the dating scene but the dating scene kicked him out 😂

[@annadavied7253]

He was forcefully ejected from the dating scene like a creep being bounced from a night club.

[@swearv3396]

@@annadavied7253 as he should

[@CompanionCorbs]

He wasn’t allowed into the dating scene to begin with.

[@skinsey85]

@@CompanionCorbs Probably more accurate 😬

[@modernmajorgeneral3662]

bro was exiled from the dating scene

[@blablaire]

"women these days are so demanding!!! .... anyways heres my entire list of requirements to date me and you have to call me master" 🧐

[@barrytalons2521]

LMAOOOO

[@allidew7523]

“you must call me master” jake:🫠 hannah:😧

[@mandybrown5611]

He looks like the kind of guy that demands for a hug every day from his female friends in his old friend group in high school.

[@korin1131]

Oh God That Guy. Always wearing a graphic T that hasn't been washed in weeks lol

[@mandybrown5611]

@@korin1131 The very same.

[@VoltaicFox]

"ahaha no really, give me a hug... 😊🤗"

[@bm-ww8kb]

as a 5'0 woman. i know he would pick me up.

[@aubreywhite8008]

Oof god that was accurate as heck

[@060525]

Jake is great, but Jake + Hannah is a whole different level of awesome. More Hannah please！

[@Peach927]

Jannah or Hake

[@woadxqueen666]

@@Peach927Jakennah?

[@Peach927]

@@woadxqueen666 YES

[@tiredmousey]

Hear me out...... He's not living in his mom's house..... He's living in his grandmother's house

[@maggiee639]

Decor checks out, either an old mom or young grandma.

[@aurora8749]

Yup, because his mom got sick of supporting and cleaning up after him.

[@sherilynm9271]

THE TURN THAT TOOK AT THE END ?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?! Also I love how much you clearly love each other. Gushing about Hannah's beautiful eyes on camera was just... My heart is full.

[@rodentsofrandomness9203]

ikr, this is the first video ive seen with her and theyre so cute and perfect for each other 😭

[@alex7543]

4:20 “oh my god your eyes are so perfect” is the cutest thing in the world

[@kittygoesWOOF]

the most wholesome 420 :)

[@Fruitykiwi111]

Plz if I don’t get myself a relationship like hannah and jakes, I WILL start selling my families foot pics on the dark web 😤😤😤

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

HAHAHA same

[@froggy5748]

I’d sell my own damn feet pics if I could get a relationship like that, man

[@tatiana4050]

Just sell those pics. And if right relationship comes alone that will be a plus.

[@hotwateronwool]

@@tatiana4050 what's the going rate?

[@tatiana4050]

@@hotwateronwool depends on merchandise

[@haileylloyd-nt8yj]

jake: ‘I’m not gonna comment on your looks’ Hannah: “His mole looks like a tick”

[@mgabss]

I've been part of online anime groups since I was 12 (now I'm 21). I can't tell you how many sexist jokes I've had to pretend to laugh at in these years. As a girl/woman you always have to prove that you really are a fan, and not only that but you get constantly bombarded with hyper sexualized female characters, either by the authors or the fanbase

[@gandalainsley6467]

You do know that there are genres specially made for teenage girls/women right? Its not as popular because girls like you don't watch them and complain about shows that are centered towards teenage boys( I am guessing you are speaking of shonen) but they are there. Sexist jokes are from both sides, its just that you weren't in the forums for the shows specifically made for girls.

[@cynister7384]

@@gandalainsley6467 Or maybe people just want to watch what interests them and not just what's marketed at them. Saying "this anime is for boys and this anime is for girls!" feels very stupid and childish to me.

[@gandalainsley6467]

@@cynister7384 There is such a thing as demographics. Nobody said that you can't watch it, you are just not the core audience so you shouldn't complain about certain things that are in that certain genre. Shonen means a boy.

[@cynister7384]

@@gandalainsley6467 Yeah, that's exactly what I find childish and stupid.

[@bryna7]

@@gandalainsley6467 that doesn't address the sexism in any way...

[@alaynac6072]

He was way too confident when he said “ you have to be ready for sex “ 😂

[@sarahappleby1800]

Hannah, this guy is not on the market! Keep it together and try to get passed this major loss to the female community. Those sunglasses inside are so 🔥

[@kirbybie]

what a loss truly tragic… anyways ladies let’s go play mario kart

[@catfilmz]

But if he’s gay 😎

[@sarahappleby1800]

@@kirbybie that will help, should I bring wine and snacks?

[@NumbNutsEmporium]

@@sarahappleby1800 also water some people could get intoxication and also for underage people

[@sunnyandthechlo]

I’ll call for pizza in case anyone has phone anxiety.

[@CatsNGalaxies]

I knew it was coming, and I knew he was building up to women being c*ck sleeves, but I still clapped my hand over my forehead when he said it. People like this exist.

[@aurora8749]

Not only do they exist, they are common.

[@CatsNGalaxies]

@@aurora8749 I know, its still just shocking to see people say it so bluntly, especially on a public platform

[@anothercub6958]

And the funny thing is, some women are into that! But the chance of women like that ending up with dudes like Trevor is practically impossible

[@PlanetNerd360]

That video is going to be used as courtroom evidence someday... I've seen enough true crime to know how demands like those end up.

[@aurora8749]

Unfortunately guys who think like this are common and you are correct end up physically abusing women.

[@haileycaffey]

i love how he’s wearing sunglasses inside

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

Hahaha the fact that I didn't even notice that shows how absurd everything else is 😂

[@superspermfish]

just realize this guy is definitely a major andrew tate fan

[@spOOkytimes]

he does that so you can't see the puffiness from him crying about women not being like his anime waifu

[@Knobblytyressoggysocks]

Classic alpha male move 🫠

[@randomcommenter1433]

When Otaku's not wearing sunglasses, he legit looks like a horrifically mortified version of Al from Toy Story 2.

[@caidalee1994]

This Guy: I don’t wanna date Also This Guy: Here’s the prereqs for you to date me Are you leaving women alone or not?!

[@minna2911]

hes the king of reverse psychology, because after seeing this video women must be absolutely flocking to his comment section to ask for dates . real sneaky

[@bm7792]

Bro he does so little work he made sure the women did the leaving alone.

[@caidalee1994]

@@bm7792 he’s playing 4-D chess I see

[@Will-xf3qe]

Drives me crazy when people complain that all women act some way. Like dude have you met all women? They're not all the same. For him to say he chose to give up on dating is a pretty severe case of cope

[@squidmom3162]

“Have you met all women?” Is always the funniest sentence because it could be an insult or a compliment

[@ScarlettPrincessStar]

I love when tragically single man lay completely out on the table why they are tragically single without ever realizing it’s them that’s the problem 😂😂

[@KayDazzle90]

Jake and Hannah, relationship goals. If they don't look at you like that, throw 'em out

[@juliamcjannet6216]

Any relationship should be 100%,100%. Everyone putting in everything they can for the relationship

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

Based!!!!!!

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

Yesss! I've never gotten the 50/50 thing people are always saying

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

@Tanukimaru I totally agree with you that relationships should be equal, with both parties putting in the same amount of effort, but I think what they were trying to say is that you should put your all into relationships, not just 50% of what you could be giving. People like to say that a good relationship brings two halves together to form one whole, hence the 50/50 thing, but I believe that a good relationship is two wholes coming together to form something greater. But idk that's just my opinion

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

@Tanukimaru exactly. Key word 'should'

[@anothercub6958]

Right! You just have to give what you can. Sure, a give and take is normally what happens, but you can't expect a relationship to be fully transactional like that

[@finn-hp1no]

thanks for uploading jake my mom made meatloaf and i think i have brain ameobas now. perfect thing to lift my spirits

[@Fruitykiwi111]

Yk what they say, “if your mom gives you brain ameobas, shove a bomb down her throat-a 🥰🫶 (lovingly ofc! )”

[@jordnajanuarys5033]

😭

[@koffinkiss]

stay strong❤️

[@oryahleigh3946]

i hate meatloaf.

[@candi4202]

🤣🤣 as a mom that makes meatloaf this is hilarious

[@xodeedrabrown]

Hannah joining was a nice surprise, I love y’all videos together 🥰 and him bagging on women while likely living with and depending on one is peak comedy

[@mysan9905]

He’d definitely be the type to play games all day and then complain when you ask him to help out around the house

[@mondocanemczee]

I had exes exactly like this and it's a horrible place to be in.

[@mysan9905]

@@mondocanemczee i’m so sorry, I hope you’re in a better place now ❤️

[@mondocanemczee]

@@mysan9905 thank you, I am. I really appreciate that. I'm in therapy for that and other things and I'm on the road to recovery. I hope all is well with you, too ❤️

[@mysan9905]

@@mondocanemczee That’s great for you, all is well with me thanks

[@rainbowblossom143]

Ok so I’m 36 and “don’t hate the player hate the game” was something they used to say in middle school. Like wow I haven’t heard that in a long time. Also, I melted at “your eyes are so perfect”. Omg. They need to take lessons like that 😢 Edit: ok I just got to the end. And there it is. They’ll literally see women as anything other then humans with their own agency. We are for sex only.

[@melonball_]

36 but with that sorta username??? LMAO 😭

[@rainbowblossom143]

@@melonball_ ✨yes✨

[@michaelheckman3474]

The type of dude to wear Tapout shorts to a wedding

[@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT]

With an Ed Hardy tee shirt!

[@willowtdog6449]

"Call me master!" should be Jake's new sign-off this year. Lol.

[@toricorr]

living for the hannah cameos

[@ash_tray]

Oh my gosh I know the bar is on the floor but I just adore the way you were like “wanna say hi to the camera?” “Your eyes are so perfect!” And the way you got excited when she wanted to join the video! Ugh I love it, love y’all. I am currently in the process of separation after being cheated on with several women by the father of my kids who was already really sh*tty to me. (Don’t want my comment autodeleted lol) All I want is for someone to treat me how you treat her. Kindly, with consideration, like she means something to you. It gives me hope to know there are people out there who treat the ones they love with humanity and decency. I know things aren’t always the same off camera, but from what I’ve seen, you guys are so good for each other💗💗💗

[@conner_is_t4t]

watching you get so excited about how ur girlfriend's eyes look in the lighting made my heart melt bro

[@jayliedoos4582]

Straight up besides the person your going over. Genuinely such a wholesome couple you two are, love the cute banter and the energy you two have. 10/10 wholesome Now back to watching this man talk about women like they are pokemon

[@zbcrazy]

Yeah that decor is 100% late 80s-early 90s mom house. There is no other answer for that.

[@maggiee639]

You can’t even recreate a room like that without a forensic anthropologist

[@DJWtheKILLER2010]

It’s his late grandma’s house

[@tessn1114]

Hannah's face in response to the master request was exactly mine. I....

[@baileygrizzell7086]

I was having a really bad day and this video is making me laugh and feel so much better!

[@roseaeries]

Thats crazy bc it made me laugh and feel much worse!

[@mukurolkusaba]

On the contrary this made me feel MUCH worse

[@AllisonIceGirl]

This is like. Dave Bautista's character in Glass Onion but real. Bautista was playing a character, this guy IS a character. Wow.

[@Howdidyouknow04]

The background looks exactly like what my great-grandparents house looked like.

[@CobaltPuppy]

It was so cute when you were complimenting Hannah! And then I was so happy you are both in the video!

[@SUTCLIFFESIMP]

"women in this generation" "back in my 20's" something isn't adding up...

[@hannahc12345]

My mouth dropped when he said "you have to call me master" holy shit

[@12bree4]

THE LAST ONE BROKE ME

[@alexiamorton808]

you’re doing amazing with posting jake, take a break if you need you work so hard! we love you

[@pierredotbubble]

i dont know how you do it Jake but you always upload right when I sit down for a meal looking for something to watch

[@TravNash]

I hope he and his mum get back together again.

[@Jimmiwashere]

Even the cat is trying to get him to stop filming this.

[@ymmit999]

thank you for always posting when im sitting down to eat

[@Sevenpuddingsx]

I hope this video is going to be actual advice cause I need a Hannah in my life

[@garbojean]

bad news man

[@nickb2478]

otaku (オタク) is a term from Japan that represents an obsessive super fan. they don't care about anything other than what they're obsessed with. it's a slightly negative term in Japan since it's associated with having no social skills and being weird. Since America doesn't have the same social negativity associated with the term super fans of anime often use it to identify themselves. It's becoming less negative in Japan now among teens.

[@honeybeeblues_]

something i really hate about these types of videos is that every relationship i’ve ever been in, i’m the bread winner and my boyfriend does not want to work 😂 so i personally don’t understand where the narrative women don’t work comes from, seems quite the opposite.

[@pombear9]

Love how cute and funny you are together

[@KUROKUROPPI]

Hannah is so pretty!! SLAY QUEEN 💅🫶🏾

[@lemonscentedchipmunk6451]

Literally 😩 so gorgeous

[@shimerrill967]

She is !

[@Culled]

I love how these dudes complain about “living up to women’s standards” while talking about their standards of women

[@Thesunmaid]

Jake and his Lady are too adorable. Also the entire time this guy was talking I kept expecting his mom to come in and start vacuuming or something and him getting all mad because"Moooo-ooom! I told you I am making a video. Now I have to start over! Jeez!"

[@rankincreates9500]

I miss the Trish blanket

[@kruse2594]

Your love for Hannah made me relate so much I had to shout ily to my boyfriend who is upstairs rn sleeping. Makes me so happy to see other people with a beautiful relationship like I have. So many people I know deserve and need this type of love. Great work on your videos btw!!! ❤️

[@UhaveN0idea]

these videos are really the only things keeping me going

[@KUROKUROPPI]

Same they make me so happy 😭

[@lemoneyes9129]

i love this video sm, hope to see more of hannah i love her commentary as well 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I love when Lady Doolittle joins in your videos (I forgot her name I’m sorry I’m so stoned and I have been awake for 24 straight hours). I wish she uploaded more on her channel too, it’s so fun watching you two interact. Infinite blessings upon the both of you, such a lovely pair :)

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Hannah! her name is Hannah! I knew that!! I’m so sorry Ms. Hannah I meant no disrespect, queen 🙌

[@spinebustah]

saw the thumbnail and immediately clicked like "how did jake get to the wrestling side of youtube"

[@timidcryptid]

jake i love your videos very calming in a way

[@epicgirl65060]

12:58 i literally had the same reaction as hannah LOL I THOUGHT HE SAID TINY N I WAS LIKE “HUHHHH???”

[@Kreekey71]

Oh my god Hannah has such a genuine charisma about her Tell her we love her and want more of her ❤️. You guys are such an awesome couple!

[@myleftnut7032]

I literally love Hannah’s earrings. I think they’re butterflies, but idk. They just look cool

[@ZombalayaQ]

The last thing he said LITERALLY made my food fall out of my mouth, especially as a Black person

[@peptep]

love when hannah hangs out :]

[@carlacholera]

Hannah and you should upload more commentary stuff on the Hannah Marie channel, she's so naturally good at this

[@CarolynKnits]

Hannah and Jake's expressions at 19:45 are also my last two brain cells' reactions to watching this guy's video

[@Soldmysoultorocknroll]

I audibly squawked when he said “you must call me master”

[@samanthaw8837]

The way Jake gushes over his girlfriend is so sweet. :')

[@mayaswartz9445]

I just have to say I finally checked out the merch and it’s SO sick (lol) I didn’t realize how cool the graphics are and I’m so excited to buy some of your stuff !!!!!

[@megangovier6919]

The way you talk about Hannah is so cute ^-^✨💗

[@jessiemoss7411]

The cuteness overload of your love for Hannah is so sweet 🥲

[@hotdogwater8959]

I need a “hannahs most iconic moments” compilation ASAP sisters! (I do not know how to make compilation videos)

[@zuny0]

Glad to visit Hannah's channel again

[@rokasrerroca7399]

I like this version of "Andrew Taint"...he makes me laugh as he rants in his Mom's living room while she's at work. 🤣

[@allisoncastle]

“Relationships must be 50-50” 5 minutes later “You must call me master at all times”

[@carrotboy1]

200K? omg i thought u must have been going for like 2m or smth ur content is so good u need more subs rn 😭💗

[@chantelcarter7656]

watching this dude steadily ascend from getting flamed by obscure wrestling twitter accounts to primary internet discourse over the course of a few weeks has been pretty hilarious 😂

[@austinbrooks2982]

He wears sunglasses inside that’s how you know he’s cool Sunglasses in the dark inside

[@UnsungBee]

😨 this guy wonders why women don't talk to him..

[@toyLizbian]

This might be the most wholesome I've seen them together + this was a great vid

[@korin1131]

All that brass decor feels like his Grandmother's house 🤣🤣

[@nari5161]

nah it's just that his mom's old enough to be one, if not for, ya know

[@dollbowz]

not gonna lie i spent the better part of today feeling bad about myself because i am single and haven't had great relationship luck but i can rest knowing that i will never be This Guy (also sometimes happy couples make me sad when i feel this way but u guys literally jus made me believe in love again n it made me smile so ty for that too hehe)

[@luloba18]

this guy (wrestling otaku) is just a walking load of irony

[@reagan2347]

Omg you and Hannah are the sweetest couple in the world💖

[@KnittingBunny]

Jack, I just want you to know that you are my new favorite KZbinr. Your humor is chef's kiss and I love when Hannah joins you too, she's hilarious and you guys are adorable 🥰🥰❤️❤️

[@ashranson285]

Was a lovely surprise to see Hannah I love you guys together and her input on the video was 👌❤️

[@mrscoolwhipp]

I feel like he's looking for a scout. "A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."

[@crumbs22]

“Byeee! Call me master! ☺️✌🏽” 💀

[@blesvvtutorials]

“we get around as much as this guy does” 😭

[@jackibear]

I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY MY JAW DROPPED.

[@MyLaland]

Jake you’re soooo close to 200k!!! I just found you recently and have now watched every one of your videos 😅😅 can’t wait to watch you grow 💜 you deserve it and Hannah is adorable ☺️

[@Jimbo386000]

I love how the video is like going along and then the dude just says "you must call me master" and everything stops. hahahahaha

[@erik7647]

Hey, just wanted to let you know the light behind you is triggering to some eye issues. I am legally blind but the light in the corner is causing my eyes to get double vision,, pain and shaking of the eyes. I showed my friend with me who is also visually handicap and he said it also caused him focus issues. I really love your videos and I am still trying to watch this one I don't mind covering one eye when I feel I need to see for context but just wanted to give some advice as it might be hard for others too see as well.

[@kitkatmelon]

"if it was up to him he'd have anime (boobs?boobs. ) all over his walls" LMAOO

[@Ollie.with.a.G]

I am not joking this man has the same mindset as my abusive ex and kinda as the same vibe looks wise as my abusive ex. He was 30 hitting on me when I was 16 and had sex with me on my 18th birthday. Were together for 3 years (what I would say the worst years of my life) and had a child together he never sees. He's on his 5th or 6th kid now and probably the 100th woman he beat.

[@boggie8754]

I’m so sorry this happened to you. I hope you’re doing better and find people who love you completely for you.

[@beaniebaby413]

i just have to comment and say i love everytime your girlfriend is included in the video. you both are adorable and match one another’s energies so well.