So funny to me how the girls are genuinely also just ignoring him and speaking Spanish basically keeping him out of the conversation unless they really wanna talk to him.
@DogVill-inc Жыл бұрын
Bro is being played by an entire group of girls into paying for everything. Like bro is being duped, bamboozled, the ol one two
@ashleyn1979 Жыл бұрын
@@DogVill-inc hes got an only fans though where he bangs them lol
@L_ratiomoment Жыл бұрын
@@DogVill-incbro is getting hoodwinked
@Lizzoncker Жыл бұрын
@@L_ratiomoment bro is getting played
@darassylmoniakam Жыл бұрын
because they are annoyed of him
@dragonrider88912 жыл бұрын
That dude seriously does not seem to even be enjoying himself LMAO "This is so stressful" "i dont want anymore girls" "i need therapy after this" bro you could date 1 girl. It is allowed
@nixkurusu2 жыл бұрын
it’s so odd how men like this clearly only have one motive in mind - impressing other men. he doesn’t even seem to like this sort of thing, yet he feels the need to do it for show and establish his “superiority”
@beckyeastham94262 жыл бұрын
Or none! Cuz no one deserves to date a misogynist
@atmmachine112 жыл бұрын
@@beckyeastham9426 agreed.
@HartleiStansbury72 жыл бұрын
@@nixkurusu creeps lmao
@briemackenzie79062 жыл бұрын
Or even just talk to them all and have multiple partners but not all together in the same space lmao like you can just sleep around with as many people as possible as an adult (as long as they’re safe about it) you can have a spicy site you can have multiple partners at a time but allll at once? What’s he trying to prove lol I don’t get it. These women are using him just as much as he’s using them it seems like 😅 they’re having fun with each other in multiple ways without him actively involved. They’re getting wined and dined for free, probably buys them clothes and stuff.
@ciaramontemayor2 жыл бұрын
it’s giving sorority energy…like the girls enjoy each other’s company more than his
@spacepirate92752 жыл бұрын
the group sugar daddy lmao
@mayas8832 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm waiting for a video of them called "we convinced this stupid guy to pay for our cocktails"
@kitkatmelon2 жыл бұрын
@@mayas883 I would watch that 💀
@BearMas2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how easy it is to see that these girls really just enjoy hanging out with each other and getting paid while this nerdy little shit just runs around like a goblin going "look at these girls I HAVE". Honestly, live your best lives, Queens. 🙌
@f0nd004u2 жыл бұрын
Yeah they all seemed to be having fun and into each other
@artlessthief2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment lol these girls are all vibing with each other and they all seem super nice and he's just kinda there floating around and being grumpy😂😂😂
@bunnispits6612 жыл бұрын
Yes probably the only good experience they have around this man is with those other girls lol, the girl in the beginning didn't even seem like she wanted to be there with him... 😬
@BearMas2 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx This is just not it, Dave
@onix57912 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx you would be the type to hoard all the revenue from exploiting these women 💀 Not the flex you think it is my guy.
@sanche24082 жыл бұрын
I love how he says he "has girls" like "look how many girls I have" or "when I have more than 5 girls", idk to me that seems like such a green flag!
@fxntxsyyy2 жыл бұрын
ikr!! so cute when men say they own girls i love it
@flyingsha83162 жыл бұрын
Greenest flag
@almostatami2 жыл бұрын
We are all Pokémon cards and they gotta catch em all. ☺
@sibaibaiba2 жыл бұрын
It rlly sounds like he thinks he’s collecting inanimate objects
@hannahburnham41882 жыл бұрын
The fact that the women are more informed about who’s showing up really says it all.
@annajoysofia43632 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx LMAO you're deep in the comments man. get a lifeee you creep
@Iovelaced Жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx shut up dawg
@vivicosta22 Жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx very intimate relationship, wow!
@Malhadez2 жыл бұрын
Nothing sadder than paying people to be around you.
@rena46272 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx it’s the man himself 😭💀
@urmumismywife Жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx mans thinks he’s being smart and fooling everyone 💀
@mikesquattincassanova4489 Жыл бұрын
millionaire social circle, he reveals all his secrets
@blueismylove3128 Жыл бұрын
@@rena4627 And he can't see the irony 💀😂
@joebish6629 Жыл бұрын
@@mikesquattincassanova4489 Two secrets: take plenty of US Dollars & go to third world countries where it's easy to buy girls. Nothing else required.
@mooiioo80942 жыл бұрын
theres no way he didnt hire these women to pretend to be his harem
@Zurflu2 жыл бұрын
Of course they're hired, he probably finds them on sugar sites
@mightymeatymech2 жыл бұрын
@@Zurflu hey I'm just glad they're making some money lmfao also,, not to be lewd but there is no way you could "do" all them at once. I feel like they're security for each other lol
@ionlywantedtocomment38952 жыл бұрын
Thats why most of them are from countries like thailand since they are cheaper to hire smh
@christopherhammond51422 жыл бұрын
@@BeTheAeroplane Of course you have. I appreciate all the sex you haven't had.
@Marianiki20022 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx aren't you literally paying for their food, accommodation, transportation, etc? And in return they hang out and sleep with you?
@GraceSavidesKeller2 жыл бұрын
What's weird to me is he doesn't look like he's enjoying himself. If it's not fun then call it off, man. Putting the needs of yourselves and your partners before the clout is the most alpha thing you can do.
@naomif99642 жыл бұрын
yeah its like hes just been told like threesomes and more are every man's wish and now he goes through with it even though he doesn't even want it
@christopherhammond51422 жыл бұрын
Right? I'm guessing that he's totally Sigma. That's what having a dozen women doting on you and still being sad and lonely means, right? I appreciate how obviously pathetic he is. It's a great way to show normal people what not to do. It's like a tutorial on how to be a massive dickhead that no-one will ever have sex with.
@jackiedaytona22002 жыл бұрын
I thought you were talking about Jake at first and I was horrified for a moment til I realized you were talking about the chode.
@sillygoofy18932 жыл бұрын
i was thinking that too. a lot of the pictures he just looks bored. and the one video at the beginning he goes dead fish faced lmfao
@yukikanegawa74702 жыл бұрын
At least the girls are clearly having fun. He entirely did this to himself so I can't be sympathetic.
@Tree-House692 жыл бұрын
We love it when people are trying to gameify dating/romance/social connections /s "Harem quest" sounds like a pr0n game in the depths of Steam.
@alessandrajackson37682 жыл бұрын
Basically
@lini00242 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten an ad for that on a website that doesn’t monitor their ads
@isabellaanderson53282 жыл бұрын
I guarantee it's already the title of a game
@bishielurfer2 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about the "levels" in the beginning I was like "It sounds like he's playing a gacha game."
@oscarthecouch692 жыл бұрын
as a polyamorous person, shit like this makes me feel so GROSS dude not just the way that he says that he "has" women, but the monetization of polygamy 👎👎👎 gross gross most polyamory and polygamy in media is just awful
@alessandrajackson37682 жыл бұрын
What is insane is how little these women get paid to appear in these videos. My friend was getting $100 a day to do videos with these “alpha” men
@mightymeatymech2 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooooooo I was hoping they were getting some money ....
@lini00242 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t imagine doing that for $100 but I’m kinda curious how hard it would be. Like these girls just have to flirt with him and hang out with each other and maybe give him an orgasm.
@sepi8462 жыл бұрын
Alpha = Female. Impossible for a man to be Alpha. Hillarious to hear these 1cells call themselves alpha though.
@alessandrajackson37682 жыл бұрын
@@mightymeatymech they get a little. Some are escorts, some are IG models. My friend Gina was in one of these, only got $100
@spOOkytimes2 жыл бұрын
asking genuinely, why do they take the gigs then? Is that a standard rate for essentially being an extra? it does not seem worth it to me, because I feel like IG models or escorts are not putting on their resume (maybe they are?).
@rosecity_chris2 жыл бұрын
"Late stage capitalism, late stage harem quest" Lol what so it's all falling apart and crushing the little guy? Guess that makes sense.
@topotondo8282 жыл бұрын
This guy has the charisma of a bowl of wet oat bran.
@buuuss2 жыл бұрын
HAH
@CrackheadBeaver2 жыл бұрын
Or cold instant noodles, what was left on the table in the morning but its 6pm now
@darassylmoniakam Жыл бұрын
is that necessary to insult his physique? he's just what he is. it's his manners which cause issues
@topotondo828 Жыл бұрын
@@darassylmoniakam Uh... Did you not understand my comment? I'm saying he has no charisma, as in, he has no personality. I was certainly not insulting his physical apperance.
@darassylmoniakam Жыл бұрын
@@topotondo828 it's you who don't undertand something.
@charliebun44542 жыл бұрын
This is who im talking about when i say "all men" Also mans sounds like he is on the verge of a panic attack LMAOOO
@sanche24082 жыл бұрын
ik lmao he was so stressed
@rio66532 жыл бұрын
I hate the concept of a sex tourist
@rena46272 жыл бұрын
Gives off weird fetishization vibes
@KC-gg6ub2 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx ha ha ha ha...
@hiyoutubeitsme Жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIxyou’re really pressed by these comments and video!!! omg. anyways. i was one of these women a long time ago, before i realized i was being trafficked. you’re literally using women as an object. you traffik women. you need help. you don’t even see us as human. get help
@crystalesia9372 Жыл бұрын
the idea of average highscool graduated guy that went to third world country just to exploit people there because they have stronger currency is sickening
@darassylmoniakam Жыл бұрын
no sure he make sex thought , more like a prostitution tourist
@tiffanymolina1285 Жыл бұрын
15:07 Gordito (“gore-deeh-toh”) is what every hispanic married woman passive aggressively calls her overweight husband when she is tired of how he looks
@oddiophile972 жыл бұрын
I GUARANTEE you that this guy (if he actually runs ads) is making ads that say stuff about furthering a modeling/acting career in addition to how much cash he's offering them. To be fair, I myself am not conventionally attractive, however, this guy is the plainest looking dude I've ever seen. He also seems to have a pretty boring presence and personality, so I don't see him honestly getting all that to happen on his own "charms".
@onix57912 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx mans couldn’t get pussy so he resorted to Facebook ads 😭✋🏼
@oddiophile972 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx Yeah uh-huh lol you clearly replied to all the comments that pissed u off. I'm glad I made the list 🖕
@allyh70752 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx so what exactly are you advertising? the incredible opportunity to spend time with you? congrats, you made yourself look even worse! :)
@darassylmoniakam Жыл бұрын
plainlest guy he haven't seen? welp, that's not having a good memzry , no need to impose a toxic subjectivity
@weirdautumn52632 жыл бұрын
"look at how many girls I have!" like he owns them lmao
@Lukkilikka2 жыл бұрын
?? So he hired some women to hang out with him? How is this impressive? You just need money. I hope these women got a nice check for their trouble.
@Lukkilikka2 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx oh my god is this one of those 'paid in exposure' things? ew
@allyh70752 жыл бұрын
this dude is trying so hard to seem like he isn't paying the women who are clearly doing a job by having to spend time with him. even if you aren't handing someone a stack of cash (which you really should be for the record, David) you can't seriously think that paying for someone's travel, accommodation, food and drinks etc. means they're there of their own volition and it isn't a job.
@AAHYGWHHSSH2 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx you replied to a comment saying Veronica was hired
@SarahPaceSings Жыл бұрын
@@AAHYGWHHSSH youre so right! This guy is clearly not okay, he's written like 50 comments on this video hahaha
@AAHYGWHHSSH Жыл бұрын
@@SarahPaceSings yeah lol
@marinemermaidsar2 жыл бұрын
The fact that even the guy wasn't having fun, like dude, you can not do this. It's ok 😂
@morpho_portis2 жыл бұрын
One of the things that creep me out about him the most, is that everytime one of the women around him show him any kind of affection, he looks bored and sometimes downright annoyed.
@Funny_Muffler2 жыл бұрын
He’s never even with them they’re always all hanging out and he’s walking way ahead of them going “eeeeek I have so many girls!!!!!!!!” Also please do a bible verse bc my head cannon is that you call us sisters bc we’re all sassy nuns
@sanche24082 жыл бұрын
bro why would you have six women living in a studio apartment with one bed???
@gr1mxbunn1902 жыл бұрын
Literally, I don't think anything they are getting out of this is worth it :/
@AP-uc7oz2 жыл бұрын
Not living, just staying the night. But yea why was he surprised that wasn’t comfy
@eldritchteletubby93192 жыл бұрын
I love the girl at the beginning. "Did you have fun without me?" "Ye- no. No fun at all."
@teresa35672 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t actually believe they’re all on a serious date with him, right?
@archibaldthejester420692 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx sure pal
@maggiem38072 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx oh yeah, sure buddy, I’m sure you care so deeply about all of them. If your goal is to “own women” to complete your fucking quest I’m sure you really respect them and their time and personalities. Alright bud, sure.
@raniya_mp Жыл бұрын
The fact that he replied to so many comments, such as this one and deleted all of them lol
@chipcub27192 жыл бұрын
david is reading every single comment and responding to them to defend his character.
@dr.winstonsmith2 жыл бұрын
Where?
@S.M.92 жыл бұрын
@@dr.winstonsmith any comment that says he’s buying the girls he’s commented
@AAHYGWHHSSH2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.winstonsmith just click on a random comment lmao
@darassylmoniakam Жыл бұрын
that's what most YTers does
@3leafcloverr2 жыл бұрын
hes not that attractive and his personality isn't even interesting.... he must be paying those women there is no way
@loveline1192 жыл бұрын
He's truly going around everyone who said he hired these girls, saying he didn't hire them. Sure you didn't "hire" them, you just gave them some money at the end of the "date" for their time, just to be nice. Didn't hire them tho.
@loveline1192 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx damn, you're still here? Narcissistic much?
@valentinecore2 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx dude ur so pathetic responding to every person that pisses u off ur just making urself look worse lmfaooo
@KC-gg6ub2 жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx because you're a Barney that has no guts to do it straight up...
@ackerman7490 Жыл бұрын
LMFAAOOAOA HE REPLIED,,, THIS IS SO FUNNY AHHAHHA
@baddie1shoe Жыл бұрын
@@sQSZeSV61EU4hyUka2oIx because we look at you and this cringey situation and just know it.
@spliffyrodgers42662 жыл бұрын
Starting to realise I spend an unhealthy amount of time listening to people talk about people I cant stand
@S.M.92 жыл бұрын
Me too, sometimes you need a funny commentary buffer for awful things Lmfao
@kabehnnn2 жыл бұрын
Just what I need after debating on what to watch for the past 2 hours on Netflix...
@thedyingraccoon7652 жыл бұрын
love that for you(:
@kristi62742 жыл бұрын
Wild, just when I FINALLY pick what to watch on Netflix I see this, and we both know what won
@noah-ld7up2 жыл бұрын
dude literally treats women like collectibles this is so nauseating
@EvaWhoDraws2 жыл бұрын
He literally seems so stressed out 😭 homie nobody made you take 11 girls on a date at once!! You could’ve done it once at a time!! That is allowed!!
@kaleehall62712 жыл бұрын
i don’t know that i’ve ever seen you so flabbergasted jake, what a wild ride. why does he seem to believe that he somehow *has* to do this? ? he’s not even having a good time💀
@bishielurfer2 жыл бұрын
His face when he turned around and said "two girls just walked in." He had a very "oh shit what have I done?" face. I find it funny just how much he keeps coming back to the logistics of everything. He talks about the whole thing the same way I talk about rearranging my apartment. This whole thing is very weird. Like...even weirder than the usual PUA nonsense. It seems like the women are having fun and he just....he seems so tired. I don't understand why he's doing this when he doesn't even seem to like it? And to call escorts gross is so shitty. Not only is sex work a completely valid job that no one should be shamed for, but he clearly is providing these women monetary compensation. They're definitely sugar babies or something similar (no shade to them, most of the women seem to be enjoying themselves and I hope they're doing well). Side note, the outfits the women are wearing are so good. Though I felt bad for the one who kept having to go back and forth while they were figuring out the picture. I very much recognize the partial limp of someone whose shoes are absolutely killing them 😭
@maukari2 жыл бұрын
he seems to be really cheap so my theory is that he was scared of how much it would cost him the night for so many women.
@meimei517932 жыл бұрын
Harem Quest sounds like one of those weird games that advertise on instagram
@ComradeMarlow2 жыл бұрын
Me: just eating dinner and watching Jake Bond David bond: I'M GONNA EXPLODE
@timotheahaider38222 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine being one of the members of this guy's harem? The guy you and 9 other girls are supposed to be on a date with seems to be too tired to even make decent lewd comments. He's taking breaks from dinner every 10 minutes. Your very existence seems to be giving him a panic attack. At least all the girls seem to get along with each other?
@vivicosta22 Жыл бұрын
they all work in the same brothel
@samquinn27692 жыл бұрын
“guys the harem has gotten so big i finally splurged and got that island! all my friends love to visit me!”
@spa-peggymeatballs48612 жыл бұрын
-❤️Jeff
@ruthiewadzinski2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he’s putting out ads makes me think he’s paying these women to hang out with him. which, like, get that bag girls.
@YukiLeiu2 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t he think about party buses? They can hold like 10-20 people sometimes.
@sadlystuckinreality2 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel last week and have been binging all of your videos. It's already become a comfort channel for me!
@mickiluna84712 жыл бұрын
he does realize he literally is a s3x worker like???
@user-yx4ez2ou4r2 жыл бұрын
I don’t appreciate him ruining the word “gordito” for me… Like my mom calls me that! I don’t wanna have to think about this dude every time she does now
@baskerville-hound-00282 жыл бұрын
Anyone else a little concerned with the ages of these women? Obviously I have no proof they’re young but some of them look quite young… this all just feels so creepy and icky. The school bus and dad comments don’t help.
@beckyeastham94262 жыл бұрын
They’re definitely at least 20 years younger than he is.
@starrilysky2 жыл бұрын
One of them looked 15 at most. I doubt this creep verifies their ages, a lot of sex tourists like him don't care about that bc they know they can get away with it. It's extremely creepy and gross
@meowtaindewd2 жыл бұрын
wow! david seems like such a secure and sane man! he’s so dreamy, what a catch 😍
@danidavitto64082 жыл бұрын
When he handed the “chick” his phone to say hi to his mom, the “chick” called the mom “suegra” which means mother in law LOL
@thedyingraccoon7652 жыл бұрын
i tOlD The GiRLs ThaT aRE MOre ThAn 15 MInutes LaTE iD sPaNk ThEm HYuK
@crystalesia9372 Жыл бұрын
the idea of average highscool graduated guy that went to third world country just to exploit people there because they have stronger currency is sickening
@evie19192 жыл бұрын
as someone who is polyamorous (different than polygamy, its basically just consentual multiple partners in some form or another), this makes me so frustrated. people just see this stuff and do one of two harmful things: 1, they assume polyamory & polygamy are synonymous and look down on or oversexualize/stigmatize my lifestyle as a result, or 2, they assume that polyamory or polygamy is just for sex or an excuse for cheating and use it against their faithful, unknowing partner(s).
@jimmorrison31902 жыл бұрын
Lmao, cry more
@evie19192 жыл бұрын
@@jimmorrison3190 super funny response ! i definitely won't forget about it in two days!
@jimmorrison31902 жыл бұрын
@@evie1919 lol cool story bro.
@allyh70752 жыл бұрын
this!! I'm personally not into polyamory (definitely not helped by my ex-partner misusing it as an excuse to cheat and then try to convince me I could be poly) but I hate to see people lump consensual, healthy poly relationships in with creepy little goblin men like this who hoard women like collectables. i don't know a huge amount about it but from what I've learned from friends, polyamory is about trust and connection just as much as any other relationship. i hope you're doing well, stranger on the internet ^^
@evie19192 жыл бұрын
@@allyh7075 this was such a nice comment especially after so many people have been SO dismissive or sexist/homophobic in response
@beckyeastham94262 жыл бұрын
He pays these women.
@Bea_buns2 жыл бұрын
One thing I will say is conflating having many partners or ~relations~ with many people will result in stds etc is purely for the bit as sw-ers, which these women might be, typically tend to be more responsible getting tested as their livelihood depends on it. As someone who is straight up polyamorous, I hope these ladies are being paid? (And well) as I cannot ever imagine having 10 partners, I would get so stressed too!
@bannertraveller5879 Жыл бұрын
He actually uses condoms 100% and promotes that.
@devonperales13072 жыл бұрын
God damn Jake, you're on an upload hotstreak!
@mickykaylaa Жыл бұрын
NO WAY HES ACTUALLY REPLYING TO THE COMMENTS IM SOBBING
@brianaugustosousa22 жыл бұрын
There's something really offensive about a guy travelling to South American countris to vlog this kind of glorified sex turism. Feels like he's taking advantage and reasserting an entire colonial order, but with a late capitalist skin.
@DeaDiabola2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's talking shit on escorts when its obvious to anyone with two eyes and a brain that he paid sex workers to be in his "harem". That's LITERALLY what being a sex tourist is, lmao. Imagine being proud of that label. Ps. I've been in some wild scenarios in my life but you'd always know at least ONE person who was gonna be there. Nobody has ever "run an ad" and have model-tier women show up like this unless they knew them already, period. The girls seem like a lively (and fashionable) gang of goddess energy though, I hope they got paid really well for this 🖤 Get that fancy restaurant bread and steal his gopro
@martinsanchez68642 жыл бұрын
I believe he wants to change from deer art to erotic art featuring deer.
@anewworldcomics65872 жыл бұрын
I laughed my balls off when he said “ they’re taking pictures with the bill becomes it’s like- five hundred dollars” that’s not that bad lol it’s like forty dollars per person. That’s a lot for me. But like- he was trying to flex-
@kaitlynrain8992 жыл бұрын
Honestly the way he makes them twirl and what not upon first glance I would’ve thought he was just their gay best friend hyping them up and that terrifies me the most that I could be fooled by this terrible man
@pinkdoll72564 ай бұрын
Lol
@unholylykoi2 жыл бұрын
as someone in a poly relationship who's dating 6 people + has a few friends with benefits + is friends with many of my partners partners (our group chat has 16 people in it) it is VERY funny to see how overwhelmed he is and how chaotic this is. i've never had any trouble managing my relationships...probably because i dont have to schedule my partners visits for them or micromanage them? he practically has to do everything for them because they wont be with him otherwise.
@lilbunny9833 Жыл бұрын
I reckon they are all paid to be there or were lied to
@Tree-House692 жыл бұрын
Already this guy you're covering reads so similar to "camgirl 'business'" guy
@laurenl222 жыл бұрын
I LOVE to see your channel growing! I also love your content. Good shit tbh.
@warbear3863 Жыл бұрын
They’re using him as a relay for a lesbian commune
@warbear3863 Жыл бұрын
And that’s based
@dannymclaren48872 жыл бұрын
great video. i love ur content and always watch ur vids the day they come out. i've been coming to identify as disabled/as someone who suffers from chronic pain in the last year and it makes me happy to watch a creator like you, who speaks about chronic illness openly and tries to relieve some of that financial burden. thank you for all you do! also my cat got very alarmed at the meow sound effect in this vid lol. and f this dude for real.
@_SunscreenQueen_ Жыл бұрын
I’m in the same situation and Jake has also been a ray of hope on those days where my disability seems too much. He’s a great reminder that, despite my chronic pain, I can still live a normal life, find love, and be happy. I’m sending you all the best wishes🖤
@abbiehilbert42962 жыл бұрын
dude this stuff makes me want to cry
@gaysonic2 жыл бұрын
i also love david scrambling around at people in the comments is funny asf 😭 all this “nobody is getting paid” i would sure hope you were paying the girls you were exploiting, david.
@addistacer89072 жыл бұрын
You’re my favorite channel right now & I know Gabi’s blew up first but you deserve all the same critical acclaim and recognition!!! It’s coming your way, I know it is. I see the hard work & amount of content you put out. You’re so funny, I feel like there’s no way u won’t succeed
@michaela2129 Жыл бұрын
I get the vibe that David was maybe labeled a nerd in high school and grew up and now makes a lot of money and uses it to his advantage. He just seems uncomfortable
@felixfletcher80702 жыл бұрын
this might be your funniest vid yet. love the faces you're making, it had me cracking up !
@crustytoez15492 жыл бұрын
YOUVE BEEN PUSHING OUT VIDS LIKE CRAZY IM SO HAPPY❤️❤️
@DKF_oli2 жыл бұрын
Look how many girls I “have”.
@sammy_a1472 жыл бұрын
Woke up to your notification and I don’t know how to feel about that
@Leoji03252 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Like I can't believe this action exists Edit: I ALMOSY CHOKED ON MY RICE WHEN I SAID U WERE GUNNA DO THAT TO HANNAH WHEN SHE COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL I ALMOST DIED
@angeldeviltears2 жыл бұрын
I totally imagine him as an evil james bond twin, he’s hideous just enough to fit into that role
@sirensiren24392 жыл бұрын
I dated a taxi driver in a ski town in Colorado, the entire fleet of taxis was vans. it's actually wildly common, u can mount bikes, load outdoor gear, and load up to like 8 people in those specific vans. just figured I'd mention it cuz he acted like it was difficult to procure, like it's super common, call any taxi company ever 😂
@MaddiRoseCook2 жыл бұрын
Man's really arguing with people in the comments lmao
@sillygooseontheloose2 жыл бұрын
Been with you for 7 months this is wild so proud representing disabled icons 💅
@Sam9Born Жыл бұрын
so what im getting is... its girls night out with one dude that pays the women
@NEKO-mw9id2 жыл бұрын
He calls escorts pathetic because he doesn’t have enough money to pay for one.
@digitalharmony26 Жыл бұрын
I’ve only been around here the last few weeks but it never once clicked that your intro was mocking James’ until you said it 😂 I noticed the intro but didn’t make that connection lmao I literally forget he exists until someone mentions him 😅
@PixelPenguin872122 жыл бұрын
Has this guy never heard of a party bus?
@Fluff_Noodles2 жыл бұрын
6:43 is hands down my favourite joke I've heard in a while " Oh mY ✨GAwwWwDduH✨ 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩!!!!"
@_Brohan2 жыл бұрын
Is this not the guy that was arrested for human trafficking a couple months ago?
@exoticbutters19872 жыл бұрын
the fact that he found what lube was on the counter gave me a little giggle
@fotty962 жыл бұрын
Also just get a party bus! What the heck, why would school bus be your first choice?!
@SantaFishes1012 жыл бұрын
lmaooo I call my cat gordito. I guess she’d be gordita, but I don’t really think of pet cats that way 😂
@thekneesbee2 жыл бұрын
I ghoughtJake getting stressed about potentially 11 people is one of the most relatable things I would ever see then he topped it right away with "I would want to know their backstories..."
@annablake2112 жыл бұрын
him always saying “girls” and not saying “women”…. just feels icky
@lisawhite97012 жыл бұрын
I thought the last vid was best, but this def has been the BEST vid thus far Jake! Loving it
@hamamaha68542 жыл бұрын
Noooo it's so funny to get overwhelmed and disappointed by your own weird mysogynistic wish fulfillment
@seshsquatch2 жыл бұрын
Jake's uploads are the most consistent thing in my life rn
@jaleighadunlap87912 жыл бұрын
is this not trafficking?!????
@dominique6432 жыл бұрын
i'm spending the morning of my birthday watching Jake's new video. thanks for posting on my birthday
@sillygoofy18932 жыл бұрын
all these girls are way too pretty for him ffs
@biz4202 жыл бұрын
hi jake :) so glad you posted today thanks for making me grin
@severelyworriedmia2 жыл бұрын
Jake, your videos have never ceased to make me laugh. i always look forward to new content from you. thank you so much!!!
@Doodlecream Жыл бұрын
The school bus would be decommissioned because schools will sell their retired buses to get some extra $$ but I’m not going to lie I chuckled a little when you thought it meant he was borrowing the kids school bus for his army of woman 😂😂😂
@Komaedasympathizer Жыл бұрын
The way he is fighting for his life in these comments LMAO
@mrmeowingtonw2 жыл бұрын
when he says he has women he sounds like me whenever i get all 3 starter pokemon lmfao