How To Get UNLIMITED Hunting Privileges! | Hilarious Shop Story!

Randy tells the story of when he moved his in-laws stuff across the country and how that trip has translated into unlimited hunting privileges from his wife!
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[@IHWKR]

Little did Randy know that one call before going fishing would be affecting him for the next decade. He took a highway to hell and knocked on death valley's door to please his wife. Randy, you sir deserve a medal.

[@ollinco]

Randy is the best story teller out there. 😂

[@Dopiestlion9]

I totally agree

[@jamesmooney5348]

Yeah it was unreal, hilariously funny, sad, tragic and just real world. In the over all, I'm glad he shared it. But he may get in trouble with the miss' -hahahahaha

[@keithkester8574]

He really is 😂

[@larryheppler9517]

By God Randy, that was the best "Fresh Tracks" episode ever!!!!! You are a great story teller because, there at the end, I laughed out loud....my wife had to ask what I was watching. You deserve a medal for the most patient husband ever.

[@evanrindal6392]

I talked you to at the BHA Randevoux. I had my 5 year old with me. I’m watching this video. And my boy walks in. And says, “hey! Is that the guy we talked to at the thing!?”😂

[@crazymountain777]

Hilarious Randy! And a story every married elk hunter can relate to. I took my father in law elk hunting once. He was a short little guy who grew up in Boston. The fact I only took him once let’s you know that there’s a long story similar to yours behind it😂. Your wife is a jewel!

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it! Have a good one!

[@gettosurfer]

I have a room in my house with the same "collection" of items that came with the acquisition of my Loving Wife. Every once in a while, garbage day gets a little heavy. It's been 23 years and I'm still tripping over those damn boxes. It makes life interesting. Love conquers all. And thanks for your stories.

[@royhoglund1322]

Hilarious! You could not make this up! What a story! You are truly a good human. I could tell you a few in-law stories of a similar vane and it certainly turned out in my favor for additional hunting/fishing time.😄You are a genius!

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@WesternWandererJM]

Randy , thank you for giving me a dose of perspective. After buying my Grandparent's house (with all of their belongings they had accumulated since 1941, minus Grandpa's Guns and the Dining room set). I got rid of most of the stuff too good to throw away they had packed in closets, drawers, garage, steel garden shed and woodshed. I was loath to accumulate ANY MORE CLUTTER. It affected me so much, I really undersized the closets and drawer space when we remodelled so there would be no place to accumulate STUFF..... The woman in my life now was given, unasked, by her sister, her late father's podium from his classroom. It sits in my garage taking up space taunting me as I try to have a functional clutter free space for the first time in my adult life. Thanks for showing me "it ain't that bad".

[@markguiou538]

One of the funniest stories I've ever heard! You poor man.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jaydunbar7538]

I know the Mormon 500 well, but I do it in a 70 foot rig with my tackle-box of fuses

[@TradTech]

Bozeman, my favorite place on earth. Mystic Heights, where the Gallatin Valley/Gallatin range come together. Off looking the Bridger Peaks. One of the most majestic places I've been to on the N. American continent. Love all of your content Randy, all of it.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you liked it!

[@robgrubb420]

danny devito can star as his father in-law in the movie version of this... its better than tons of comedies out today.

[@tomfrandsen]

This was possibly my favorite video of all time! Hilarios and finally explains how Randy hunts so much compared to us all more than his other videos on marriage. The secret is revealed!! I’m about to go put together a bunch of shit furniture from Target with 20,000 screws, instructions in German and I’ll think of this…

[@Fresh_Tracks]

That has me laughing. Let me know ow that works out for you.

[@deank4603]

Great story! Randy opening the storage box reminded me of Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's vault...both had zero items of value. Thanks for the humor. I needed that today

[@swampwhiteoak1]

A great story very well told! The wisdom passed on is priceless. I have been married to the same wonderful woman for 36 years despite horrible incursions from her family and from my family. Early on we made a pact that we would be united and stand strong together no matter what. And we have lived together following that pact. Our happiness and love for each other is stronger than ever. We do just about anything we want and enjoy each our time together.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Agree.

[@roycefarmer9667]

The best KZbin experience of the year. Thanks Randy for sharing 😂

[@frankieg9585]

Classic story Randy. Thanks for the counseling! 😊

[@Elparquito]

Your story made me laugh. Good stuff, Randy. Your grandkids will/should cherish such a wonderful story teller not to mention a master hunter mentor.

[@markhasenour12]

I went elk hunting one time when I was married. She said it was a trip of a lifetime. I've been elk hunting every year since my divorce 🤣

[@beavercbearing4237]

Didn’t think I was going to watch this all the way through. 😂 you have the gift to gab my guy. Great story I watched everything unfold in my head. Keep them coming and stay blessed 🙏🏽🤙🏽👊🏽

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@timperry7444]

Man just watch this freaking great Randy can tell a story keep them coming

[@perryknetter8577]

Great Job on the story Randy me and my wife can relate to this. You married a wonderful lady but your not so bad yourself. The caliber of people you have working for you says alot about you all a great people God's Blessings to you and Kim and many more years of great walleye fishing

[@bigsean8088]

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH! You have no idea how close to home this lands. Gonna follow your wisdom.

[@michaelcafferty1547]

New bracket of videos. STORY TIME WITH RANDY! you had me laughing many times. I could listen to your story's all day.

[@grisseldog]

Hilarious story Randy is a great story teller I always enjoy your hunting videos and story time that go with them. Hammer Down

[@donaldgerig9515]

Well said young man. A great story. Don from Oregon

[@HuntFishColo]

Thank you for sharing this wisdom and marital insight - I’m always better for it!

[@Eboss82828]

Incredible story though, laughed quite a few times. We’ve all been there Randy, but it makes for the best stories

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Thanks for watching!

[@anthonyramkissoon4629]

Mister newberg you are an amazing story teller. I could listen to you all day. Please make more videos like this sir.

[@Eboss82828]

Hahaha I can feel Randy’s frustration just from his voice 😂

[@darrend5741]

Love it Randy! I have a true story if my own for how I get all the hunting time I could ask for. You see, before I got engaged, I set some clear expectations with my future wife around the time I WILL spend hunting, and rules to protect this time. 1) we will not get married in the Fall. 2) we will not birth any kids in the Fall. 3) we will not take any family vacations in the Fall. 4) our kids will not participate in Fall sports or activities. They will go to school, hunt, fish, and camp. 4) from August 15th-November 15th, this time is reserved for me to plan, scout, and hunt. This includes all weekends, and all vacation I have earned that year. 5) The only exception being one week of vacation is reserved for a family vacation. 6) my wife, family, in-laws, kids…. Are welcome and encouraged to join, as long as they are willing to follow camp/hunt rules (including not being a P.I.T.A) As a result, we were married in early August, my son was born in February, and future kids will be born sometime in January-June. So far we are on track! As an insurance policy, I included this agreement in my wedding vows for all to hear and witness. “…. And except for 5 weeks in the Fall…..I’m all yours!” I have a wonderful wife. I truly won the lotto as far as wives are concerned. I work very hard Thanksgiving through early August to make sure she is happy and fulfilled. As they say, “happy wife, happy life”. As my wife says, “happy husband, happy home.”… Take care everyone!

[@danpotter1586]

Not many would be able to top that saga, Thank Goodness! I count myself fortunate to be happily married and take about 3 weeks off a year for hunts, without going through a similar scenario. I also doubt I could have held my composure or my wallet open as you did, I'm sure glad you came out richly rewarded! Thanks for sharing that enriching story!!

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Thanks for watching. Glad you enjoyed it.

[@robgrubb420]

well worth your hour i laughed so hard. randy you rock man.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@robgrubb420]

@@Fresh_Tracks markcus and the crew whoever thought for him to open that box to prove it was priceless.

[@jacobwaterman3601]

I didn't know what I was signing up for on this particular shop story, but am I ever glad that I took the journey! My accountant mind just can't help but try to assign a dollar amount that a junk box has actually cost Randy since 1995. (Shipping Cost from PA $3000, Moving Crew Cash Reimb. $300, Storage Unit 1 108 Months @ $250, Storage Unit 2 108 Months @ $250, U Haul to Nevada, $3000, U Haul to Nevada Fuel and Food $500, Mother In Law Birthday Grocery Trip $1200, Prorated Box Trailer Back to Randy's $250, & Storage Allocation Fee Bedroom Basement 60 Months & $50; Totaling an estimated $65,250 and if there were 500 Items that would equal that box cost Randy approx. $130.50)

[@Fresh_Tracks]

That's hilarious.

[@jamesregan335]

Forgot to add I've been in those old uhauls. I feel your pain. Thanks for sharing this humor.

[@ericwiitala5407]

I'm crying laughing so hard!! 🤣 Randy. You are by far a better man than I ever was, am and will ever be.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@COREYDEER]

We will always need more shop talk!

[@Fresh_Tracks]

More to come!

[@bradpowell6224]

Funny stuff! Great story!

[@TheShortsOutside]

Great video. Please keep them up, even if you don’t think we’ll like them. Hilarious

[@brianhoward482]

This story as a life experience was significantly worse then falling in the shower at the Hotel your a saint

[@alwaysbeglassing]

Incredible patience 😅Randy

[@matthewm3930]

That was too funny 😂. Great story Randy.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@chriscolwell2691]

I love that we all can do the voice of our in-laws lol

[@harryhitchings1704]

Great story!!

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jamesmooney5348]

Wow Randy, wow!!! This story is just beyond! I am glad you shared this story! Sick people do what sick people do, and he was not well. Very disrespectful and inconsiderate toward you! And this was just one story. You could probably build a whole youtube channel around telling these stories. But really, that's sad people act like this. I hope it don't hurt your wife for sharing her family's personal status/info/situation. But if your wife is a fair and honest person, she'll understand. Or at least, from what you shared, I would hope she would. I mean you got put through a lot! I mean, this story was freaking hilarious!!! I mean, you know, I don't mean to be disrespectful, an all. And RIP and all that, but even without meeting the man, I would have hated him. -I'm just say'n Your wife must be very special! Thanks again Randy

[@sw5315]

Randy, As a husband and father I am always looking for a role model to mold me into better dad and husband. You are always a on the top of my list. You are a true leader and the people around you are lucky to have someone to look up to. Thanks for putting your neck out there for us💪

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Thank you. My Grandma Ethel is responsible for any good temperament I have.

[@adamshaw8214]

Nothing wrong with you're admiration for Randy, but you're role model should be Jesus Christ.

[@RenaissanceThinking]

Haha. The first thing was a fondue set that uses a stereo can to heat it. The square white items are plate packing sleeves. Yes, UNICEF is still around. Haha, the rest is packing "stuff" that was laying around when the movers finished packing up the dining room. I think we all have a few of those boxes stored away, Randy. Classic story, but I always thought your hunting was a result of her fishing and your long hours slaving away as a CPA. All that talk of heat makes me want to go get a dilli-bar at the DQ.

[@jimjett9996]

I'm so sorry about your calamity, but that is funny stuff ! 😂

[@dougheffernan7972]

Still laughing Randy. Thank you for sharing, your best to date. I'm 45 years married this year and I can relate. In laws sometimes= outlaws! Have a great day.

[@jimothyrubie4638]

What a story! You’re a better man than I am. I would have taken him hunting and had a tragic incident with a mountain lion and only one if us would have survived

[@tony6864]

I am glad it worked out for you two. I know what the marriage counselor told my x. You just put a bandaid on it for 30 years.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

There are still scars, so we do require some "wound care" every now and then.

[@jojohnson6146]

This was awesome

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@JH-wk9gw]

I woulda called the father and law and told him he better reroute that mayflower truck because of it ends up at my door I'd reroute it to the local dump.

[@kastboarder]

My question is was it worth it? hahaha holy smokes Randy just made me so thankful for my in-laws!

[@alananderson1615]

Well. I have not been married for over 30 years but i know that if i kept score like that in my marage it would be over already. Its probably better to communicate, set and respect each others boundaries.

[@danieljarosz5140]

13 minutes in and I love it already.

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@richg1221]

Geeze Randy. Can we go hunting now. I think you need it. 😂

[@ViewDenmark]

Amazing shearing

[@yo2stix]

I’m still dealing with dozens of my wife’s boxes. I have moved them 1,000x etc and about knocked out my brother in law’s countless times. Your story was to similar than mine.

[@jasonwebb4871]

I’m dying laughing. My in-laws have two houses of boxes like that. I’ll be spinning it into more hunt time for sure.

[@JarvisOutdoors]

One less box going back in the house! 😂

[@luketegels7768]

You should open a box a week, or auction off boxes for RMEF donations.

[@Randy_Savage_ohyeah]

Based on box 42 they wouldnt make a dime

[@jero1918]

Thanx

[@nathanbridges7006]

Absolutely holarious

[@clarkansas6590]

Good one

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you liked it!

[@rayestrada5195]

Been there done that And still continue

[@yeeyeerodandgunclub9495]

Thanks for the laughs lol

[@Randy_Savage_ohyeah]

That's not a story, thats a freaking Horror story! Glad you're still able to cash in on all the pain and suffering. I think there would have been a shallow grave in the desert outside of Vegas if I were in your shoes. And based on the contents of box 42 its safe to say the rest can be thrown in the trash without opening.

[@bendavids-kb2ed]

😂😂😂 so good!!

[@mikemuench3075]

My in laws are angels:) You were stronger than I would have been. lol

[@HollyTaylor-zc4oe]

hi Randy im from Buffalo NY .My son and i have been coming out west for the last six years in persuit of elk and shed hornes on FEDRIAL LANDS.Its PUBLIC LAND come hunt is what i hear on you tube .Next year in Wyoming resadents have a seven day head start on shed season on our land is that right .What next they get a mouth head start on hunting all game on our land would that be fair also.Your working hard to open corner crossing we need your help on this one also.If season is open we all should be able to enter our FEDRAIL LAND with readents,I know you hunt out of state and if you had to wait a week after season open to start your hunt it wouldnt be fair ITS A LONG DRIVE 28 TO COME OUT WEST AND SEE ONLY BOOT TRACKS ON OUR FEDRAIL LAND PLEASE HELP AND KEEP ALL SEASONS ON FEDRAIL LANDS FAIR IN ALL STATES THANK YOU

[@moose_moof]

Dude, if your wife does stumble across this video I think you're going to be joining the rest of us limited mortals.

[@justinlane4960]

What a trooper

[@southernhood5145]

Yea, I would have had a rummage sale

[@debbiefairchild5226]

Show your son what he gets to go through and inherit when the time come, he’ll get that out of your basement real quick!😂

[@brackishbass]

I wish I had watched this with my wife. 😅

[@shanebrown2963]

Your a bigger man then me because after a year of dealing with that shit I would of hauled it all to the landfill and been done with it!

[@Fresh_Tracks]

HAAAA I don't think that Randy's wife would like that very much!

[@martinfreitas4164]

Hey randy funny story I was thinking Lou probably did like cousin eddy did and hurried his money in jars around his property's.? 🤣

[@4xcherokeeG]

I could feel my blood pressure rising during this....

[@annmurphy5507]

THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY, now!!!!!

[@davidbryant2948]

That's a mystery box!!!😅

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Indeed!

[@deannalemburg10]

Golly so nice to know that there are so many people that gets to share those same relatives still makes you wonder got sucked into one of those uhaul moving someone from Sacramento Valley in August that the air conditioner didn't work needless to say same nightmare 😳 and more train wrecks came went but nothing funny about the heat sweat tired oh yeah did not bring back pleasant memories Want to hear more how stupid could I be hunting stories the ones we have control over? Yeah right

[@joehorton01]

Lol Randy is so funny. That wouldve broke a lesser man

[@zacharyclayton6651]

Takes a classy Newfoundlander not to drop it all and go home.😎😂

[@michaelduncan2759]

I knew I liked you for a specific reason. It must be due to the Pennsylvania influence. My home state.

[@edwardabrams4972]

Just gotta love the in-laws 🤔😳

[@Fresh_Tracks]

We all have 'em. I was rewarded with a great mother-in-law, so I'll take that as a win.

[@danielc.2042]

I rented a U-haul in 2005. It was the biggest piece of junk ever. Lol

[@jcarry5214]

I live in that stretch of Utah. It’s true. Speed or no speeding these people drive real bad. Like Russian dash cam highlight reel bad. Just today my wife went to the salon and on the way back some citizen had managed to flip their car over in an obstruction free 35mph zone.

[@jrhunt414]

“She’s a runner”, yep she runs and that’s about it.

[@joshcc1974]

Randy, you are an incredibly good story teller. It would be fun to hang around a fire with you. I live in Utah, I call driving here a shit show.

[@jamesregan335]

That is a tea pot.

[@guylockhart4597]

Funny 😆

[@Fresh_Tracks]

Glad you liked it!

[@charleslindquist6288]

Love the story, but I have to ask how does the wife feels about you sharing this story with everyone? Her siblings must not be great people either letting him do what he did. Good luck Randy😂

[@Fresh_Tracks]

She's read the written version and she laughs out loud every time. At family gatherings, she often has me tell parts of the story and we all have a good laugh about it.

[@haroldbleemel8537]

"When I almost murdered her father" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fresh_Tracks]

HAAAA

[@denisemead764]

😄😆😆😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤪😂😂😂😍...what you do for ❤🥰 Randy!!!

[@to8860]

I would have been divorced 10 minutes into this story.....

[@michaellow7946]

Randy it's dowery I guess it's the price we pay when we get married. I suppose your father-in-law was old school and giving you all the privilege to hunt and fish😂

[@Fresh_Tracks]

OK. I'll accept that version of logic. Beats my version.

[@guns4funfreedomkeeper999]

Father in Laws are such a huge pain in the ass but the Mother in Law that is married to that rascal sure does raise a good wife somehow or another.

[@jessetripp8837]

😂

[@josephrogers8213]

Get a large DUMPSTER