How to Learn a Language in 5 Easy Steps

[@Hyblup]

This is how I learned English as a native speaker from birth.

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

prove it

[@dgphi]

You are really dedicated to language learning. To have learned since birth? Wow.

[@travis8895]

I've been considering learning English. It isn't that different from American though so it may not be that useful.

[@horsescaballus3888]

@@dgphi he is also a Giga ultra poliglot attractive to every woman and man on the planet

[@soulplexis]

I had the British language learned by the time I was six days old. It was quite easy to add american and that was the day i became duolingual

[@justalittlechikon4511]

Step 1: Memorize the dictionary. Step 5: Illegally immigrate to the country of your target language. Bro 💀💀💀

[@mynameusedtobelong]

It's easy dude, just be a god.

[@sethwilson4541]

its easy if you want to go to mexico if its the other way around you might get shot.

[@TheDoomFan2004]

Thats why i moved to Afghanistan

[@Anuj-2]

@@TheDoomFan2004 I am taking fire in Ukraine

[@benjaminCharless]

@@TheDoomFan2004 speak persian with english letters

[@ExpertCobra-tn1vt]

I ended up instantly learning Urdu, Hindi, Persian, Turkish, Chinese, French, German, and Spanish to full mastery by the time I finished this video. Thanks man!

[@muhammadali.2755]

Oi mere Allah! Yeah kisy ho giya!!!!

[@muhammadali.2755]

U wrote urdu first I sus u are Pakistani lol We know it sounds better then Hindi lol

[@start9749]

Abzolutely alpha male sigma gigachad languages except Spanish

[@lly_09]

Damn! and here I'm thinking of illegally migrating to my target country

[@SuhbanIo]

@introboy1 sach hai

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

Asian alternative method on how to learn everything from a book especially dictionaries, step by step: 1) Get book 2) Tear apart front to back to sheets 3) Chop to smaller pieces 5) Burn pieces 6) Collect ash 6) Mix ash to watr 7) Put ash water in blender 8) Turn blender on mix ash wit water 9) Add sugar if like 10) Drink mix 11) Book now in head 12) Twelve

[@sunflower8227]

twelve

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

@Sarthak Kalpasi START A BOOK BURNING NOW

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

book now in head body now in dead

[@phanhavuthsou8037]

Thanks for wasting my time 🙃

[@Someone-hd4yj]

@Sarthak Kalpasi try it

[@metronoth]

I tried all of these... now everyone thinks I'm a russian. The tattooing on the eyelid helped a lot. Спасибо:)

[@cremebrulee2484]

Да привет я шотландцы фат американский шуд бе фармэд Фор тхэрэ мыт ас тхэй аэе со фукин фат

[@malevolence8124]

@@cremebrulee2484 бро ты чего

[@trollotv_real]

Oh yeah I used the tricks with Chinese in one day and 现在我可以说流利的英语了

[@victordmitry5562]

@@trollotv_real what kkkkkk

[@cremebrulee2484]

@@malevolence8124 Я не знаю

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Your “R” pronunciation in Portuguese is really good, super satisfying to hear ✨ that’s usually the one people have the most hard time with (even us natives lmao)

[@stdprocedure]

true, the r in portuguese can be both english h and "flap t" (Hmmm nosebleed deve ser grin... d e g r o s e l h a...... ai é foda kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)

[@iblazemanz]

@@stdprocedure ACHEI Q C ERA GRINGO KLKKKKKKKKKK

[@stdprocedure]

@@tiagomoraes1510 vdd kkkk mas bem, tem lugares no Brasil que o R é pronunciado que nem o R americano kkk

[@EnderFenekin]

@@tiagomoraes1510 O cebolinha.

[@amandamartinelli1994]

@@tiagomoraes1510 acho que o groselha quis dizer sobre as diferenças de sotaque, o R do RJ, o R de São Paulo/MG que é puxadissimo, o R da Bahia q as vezes não existe nas palavras, etc

[@tysonla181]

This is how I learn Japanese in a way, but now you have given me more inspiration.

[@yanstein8464]

yeah, i heard the first tip and immediately thought 'that's how you learn japanese' lmao

[@qtulhoo]

Learning Kanji seems cool ("Oh, I can learn vocab and the writing system together! Logographic writing systems are so cool!") but then actually sitting down can be a pain.

[@tysonla181]

@@qtulhoo yes

[@dekko_sov]

This Video has changed my life🙏🙏🙏 Certainly the BEST tutorial I have ever seen

[@ezequielstepanenko3229]

You forgot the last step: create a KZbin channel to teach people how to learn any language faster

[@filipecalado5773]

I'll create to teach as well, just to make me better in my studies!

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

Shock natives by saying hello in their native tongue

[@sneedle252]

I find this a first step. It keeps you accountable by building an expectation that you have to live up to, and also creates the work ethic of imposer syndrome by being an imposter.

[@robrooks9274]

But you can just sit on the toilet and never leave... it will save a TON of time. 😉

[@LanguageSimp]

Hadn’t considered that

[@savetheplanet3704]

???

[@HabAngstVorHunden]

You will save a lot of mob

[@aveyli]

saves previous sweeping time

[@sasino]

I'm reading this comment from the comfort of my toilet

[@aaronmiller2020]

Sometimes I can't tell if this guy is being serious or satirical

[@Sparfucile]

Neither

[@senor2930]

It's so obvious.

[@renlevy411]

Obviously satirical.

[@aaronmiller2020]

@@renlevy411 It was just a joke

[@sidneycalderon6547]

Likewise.

[@PalaceIV]

Just found your channel through your "If KZbin Polyglots were Honest" and I have to say I'm loving your content. It's absolutely hilarious. Pretty sure your channel was recommended after watching some Japanese learning videos. Nonetheless you've earned a new subscriber!

[@luciamarcos2366]

Literally the same happen to me hahaha

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

The tip about learning conjugations is actually useful. When I first began learning Polish, I learnt the conjugations early on so that when I encountered a word, I could try to recognise which conjugation it's in. For example if I saw the word zobaczyłem, I would recognise that the "łem" ending is masculine first-person past. So even if I didn't have a dictionary, I would know it's some verb that the male speaker says he did in the past. And if I had a dictionary I could just find an infinitive that fits the "zobaczy-" stem. Of course conjugation tables can be complex and difficult to memorise, and at least for me, I had to learn it through memorising example sentences of where certain conjugations are used. But if you can learn the most useful conjugations early, it can definitely help.

[@lowgpu1687]

Thats neat! Im going to start learning polish

[@zosiunias4130]

Polski jest bardzo trudny więc życzę powodzenia 👍

[@internetaddict1642]

i dare you to now say "grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz"

[@IC34L]

skąd uczysz się polskiego?

[@fetio7911]

I wish this guy would actually tell us how he learned so many languages

[@Gueroizquierda]

Real advice to learn a language quickly is to set aside at least 30 minutes every day and learn what you haven't learned yet. Every "Learn Language In 3 MONTHS!" video is basically what I said but with some gimmick. Listening to media in the target language helps too

[@coolbrotherf127]

He probably just studied grammar and vocabulary along with practicing his reading, writing, and speaking skills over time.

[@markusketonen2412]

Number one: Motivation, above EVERYTHING ELSE is Motivation. So tell yourself "It's easy", because if you start learning Arabic/ Chinese/ Whatever and you constantly think it's difficult, so then it'll be difficult.

[@LEONGarrys]

​@@markusketonen2412you mean number two, cuz discipline will last when things get complicated, can't say the same about motivation. Motivation makes you begin the journey, but it's discipline what will lead you to your destination.

[@willb586]

He is saying how to do it but in a very metaphorical and hyperbolical way, you just have to try and put yourself into it Read it,understand it,speak it,and hear it And repeat hurensohn

[@RicktheCrofter]

Here’s a real tip. I learned Spanish by immersion and self taught. As I spoke with people in Spanish I carried a small note book with me. If as I was speaking with someone and realized I didn’t know how to say something, I would write it in my notebook and look it up when I got home. Likewise, if in normal conversation I heard a Spanish word I didn’t understand I would write it down and look it up. This way I learned vocabulary I would actually use in everyday conversation.

[@FakenameStevens]

Very good!

[@emanuels5371]

Thank you language simp!!! Your content has changed my life. Now eu posso falar português como um nativo, além de que j'étudie français à present et je veux apprénder 69 languages so i'll become a hyperpoliglot gigachad like you. I can firmly agree with all your methods, i've already memorized 42000 words in Pakistani! E.g: Bolsonaro é muito super bom! (It means "save the amazon rainforest"!)

[@AbdonPhirathon]

Save the Amazon Rainforest 😂😂😂

[@Cutestriker]

Hello bhai AP Urdu Sikh rhe kia

[@maximeschmitt2094]

Juste une petite correction pour ta partie en français : "J'étudie à présent le français et je veux apprendre..."

[@isaacanthony9121]

Lula is the president now kkkkk

[@BulatShaymi]

best guide i've ever got, gotta try the tips, cheers mate!

[@NerdyHoodReviews]

"You smell that warm piss and cigarrette smoke" lmao that shit had me dyin.

[@5Gazto]

Oh, come one man. You forgot to mention THE best method: Watching videos about how to learn any foreign language in your native language, procrastinating actally reading or listening your target language at your adequate level ad infinitum.

[@MonkOrMan]

Being a follower of comprehensible input feels like having a secret key to the other half of the comedy that isn't accessible to the wider audience.

[@pep6598]

very informative video! after following these steps i an fluent over 50 languages and even some that aren't in any written vocabulary in history!

[@maya_D978]

Damn, i was just going to say this is the only video you seem serious in😂

[@pr3bzi]

I feel like you should learn norwegian and swedish because its so easy since they’re so similar to danish

[@teriusrodriguez5200]

But he speaks every language

[@darkfrozenwinterstar3639]

Norwegian is a good „gateway“ language, it came from Danish but also has connections to Swedish (ofc not surprisingly, since Norway and Sweden are very close to each other), so Norwegians understand both Danish and Swedish people at least a bit, but Swedish people don’t really understand Norwegian people that much and Swedish and Danish folks kinda have big problems understanding each other At least that’s what I heard I‘m German and currently learning Norwegian, so my knowledge about the Scandinavian relationships is quite limited

[@samuel_saysske1355]

@@darkfrozenwinterstar3639 no we can understand Norwegian but not danish

[@darkfrozenwinterstar3639]

@@samuel_saysske1355 Oh sorry dude I didn’t want to spread misinformation Ofc you know it better as a native who actually speaks a Scandinavian language What I said was just something from a YT video, some guy mentioned that Swedes and Danish guys don’t really understand each other Ob the other hand, I read some time ago that Norwegians in some areas can speak better Danish than a whole different Norwegian dialect😂 Kinda funny, but here in Germany it‘s similar, especially in the South are very different and „weird“ dialects

[@samuel_saysske1355]

@@darkfrozenwinterstar3639thats go for the region of Scania as well. Even some Swedes(some…right…) have a hard time understand scanian. But if you can make a dane speak slowly it is accully quite easy to understand danish. Ps Scania is the region whitch is most south in Sweden and was s part of Denmark till the 1700 century.

[@botprototype7336]

Cool stuff. I want to be a linguist. But am a beginner. Thank you. Hopefully this helps me learn new languages.

[@busktheworld5658]

t'es vraiment trop marrant, je suis bien content d'avoir un anglais suffisant pour voir de tels vidéos

[@jawelhernandez5836]

I'm more impressed on the way you're trying not to blink so you don't waste time. Such a gigachad

[@someMF_XD]

Ikr

[@paulwalther5237]

The delivery is fantastic.

[@roivymorales8039]

Estoy aprendiendo inglés y francés y este es el mejor canal que veo

[@greensphinx]

Bueno! Estoy aprendiendo español. Me lo gusta mucho, muy divertido.

[@PabloRodriguez-cl4ox]

ví

[@julian.16]

Yo inglés y alemán

[@samuel_saysske1355]

@@greensphinx ¡Hola! Estoy aprendiendo español tambien

[@regularpersonLIVE]

Tôi có biết nói tiếng Việt, và tôi được không rất tốt.

[@Simple_Lofi_Beats]

A step if I may add is to learn quantum physics and make a Time Machine to go back to when the language was being developed and speak English therefore in the modern day the country speaks English making you sound like a native speaker

[@germanshreyder]

Спасибо за советы чувак! Мой родной язык- русский и по моему ты очень хорошо говоришь на этом языке (абсолютно ничего не знаю про твою русскую грамматику и словарный запас, но произношение и построение предложений хорошие). Спасибо

[@friend610]

привет! я learning русский. это very difficult! but я learning!

[@Александра-р8щ6р]

@@friend610 желаю успехов. Главное не сдаваться.👍🇧🇾😊

[@freakbird]

Чуваки всем привет из России

[@Melthornal]

I used this method to learn greek and I became fluent in about 19 days. It works.

[@Coolbudgie20]

Howwww

[@koko-rm7ew]

@@Coolbudgie20they followed the tutorial, simple as that

[@Coolbudgie20]

@@koko-rm7ew but i don't understand still

[@aminemeslem9622]

You're sarcasm is beyond everything 😂😂

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

hungarian and finnish have an incredibly easy and straight forward pronunciation. i can't understand a single word tho 🤣 except maybe perkele

[@Cetnikmapping]

Me too

[@_helenadesousa]

im so glad youre learning portuguese, im brazilian

[@MisterGames]

Wow. This is almost exactly how i learned Australian English. But i skipped all the boring bits and went from non speaker to native like fluency with full immersion by being born in Australia. Not sure how i can make that work as an adult who doesn't wear nappies anymore, with second or third languages though.

[@stupidity_lolzzz]

1:Always keep trying 2.Study 3:Practice the language on your own 4:have concentration 5:never give up I’m learning Norwegian, I’m not exactly fluent yet, but im really good at it , another thing you should do is make sure you are learning the right language for yourself, from what language that would suit you best to asking yourself on whether you would like to learn a difficult language or if you would prefer an easy language, but you don’t have to follow these, this is just what I did in my language learning journey 😌

[@Coolbudgie20]

Can you give me tips on learning Norwegian?

[@noel0004]

Why norweigan when there’s my language (Swedish) it’s much better

[@MoMk790]

Swedish is better than Norwegian you can literally understand both danish and Norwegian by just learning swedish and there are some similarities between swedish dutch and german

[@abdulahfarrid3132]

Step 6: once you're in the country, get arrested to have contact with native speakers 24/7

[@Giannis_Potamitis]

Omg thanks this tutorial wassuper helpful!!!! I learned Palestinian fluently by following all steps…. Then I went to the beautiful Country of Palestine (100%legally) some very friendly Palestinians wearing some blue suits with stars and some funny hats welcomed me. I told them “you are beautiful” in Palestinian and they told me something I couldn’t understand cause it was in zimbabwenian that sounded like “how deir you col mi a reipist”😂😂 lol I know he was so funny. Then they put me in their car that had blue and red lights for some reason (maybe it’s tradition) and we went in a big house with many rooms that said PRYZON with big red letters. Then we went inside and they put me in a room and provided me food and water for 5 years AND kept me safe. Palestinians are so funny and friendly. Palestinian is the best lengaj ever!!!!!!!!!!!!❤🎉🎉❤🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[@ridaahmed3071]

THE BLUE SUITS WITH STARS LMAOO

[@realhuman5688]

Best comment ever lol

[@Vpentrov]

I don’t even know what I just read.

[@zachsabel5466]

started wathcing this channel and now i get ads for language learning sites and actually serious channels

[@kaythia-s9h]

3:39 absolutely sent me :')

[@F0XYEDITZYT.]

Yess the bucket step is the most important thanks for including!

[@THE5599SHOW]

this is the definition of languagelearningcirclejerk

[@mymedusabarber]

I love this so much!!! Please please make a podcast 🙏

[@angelicreinforcement3373]

Thank you - silly me, I've been learning everything together like some disgusting hodgepodge of language learning. I should have just started with vocab!

[@sasino]

The last tip is actually useful lmao 😂

[@fischerdog624]

The part of the imagination really did work for me, it seemed like a pranks but it really worked 🥺

[@CormadeStalin]

Bro after following these instructions I learnt Hindu, Hindi, Gaelic, German, and Texan in five minutes!

[@madleykool8968]

Твои брови сводят меня с ума

[@malerieglasser5276]

LMAO calling a store to complain just to practice the language with the guy on the other line😂😂😂

[@Japonesbello]

Well, if you're brave enough...

[@Overdrive-_-]

Tatooing conjugation on my eyelids was very helpful in helping me learn every language known on earth

[@davidsthoughts60]

I call tech support and keep asking "what next" until I know the language fluently.

[@yuhh7705]

Btw ur french is pretty good

[@GoodbyeRubyTu3sday]

Thank you so much, this was super useful!!!

[@einwildesbennett8600]

I can't tell if this guy is serious or not

[@sniperglaceon]

this man is no joke i learn Espinach

[@rsr4423]

memorizing the dictionary is a very serious task

[@obsessiveleechvol.2329]

он на 100% серьезен, благодаря этому парню я выучил русский язык за 4 дня и теперь достиг абсолютной беглости.

[@shirleymolina3267]

🤣

[@am3-YT]

look at the description

[@user-mrfrog]

Merci pour les conseils! 😁

[@agedamaki3590]

It took me literally the whole video to realize his sense of humor.

[@DogesBasement]

3:56 Oh, Ben-Gurion airport. Gives warm memories.

[@mrrobertbates]

Dude you are the best. All your videos should have more views than they do.

[@moayusf]

I couldn’t speak German before This Video but after This video I practiced these steps and finally… Ich Can Sprechen Deutsche Und cömmunikäte wizh ozther Peöple , Dankeschön Language Simp❤️👊

[@domino6490]

Real talk though why are full comprehensive conjugation tables for Japanese and Korean so hard to find lol. The sites that let you generate conjugations for verbs are a godsend

[@travis8895]

Dude it's so bad in Albanian too. There are so few resources online that I bought a textbook

[@adammoore7447]

Haha..I'm glad I watched this after a few beers...

[@riccoplayer]

I did not know English before watching this video, thank you.

[@looofplaying]

Every time another language is spoken other than American: 0:06 Russian 0:08 French 0:09 Spanish 0:11 Portuguese 0:14 Danish 2:16 French 2:39 French Most spoken: French (3)

[@iamvsimon]

Not Dutch! Danish

[@euyin77]

You can also teach us how to move eyebrows independently

[@aphonos4600]

Finally a polyglot who doesn't take himself too seriously.

[@davidbrisbane7206]

I emersed myself so much in learning a new language that I nearly drowned!

[@otutordefisicabasica2192]

it should seems like a good idea, but the way this guy made it, it way like, a good style of it, great video.

[@justvolt]

finally a satirical video from language simp

[@MisterGames]

Instructions not clear. Now i am living as a couch surfing Esperanto speaker.

[@CreativeAnujkumar]

Thanks bro for your tips.

[@TheBrandy125]

I just found your channel, It's pure gold. And please only reply in Taiwanese.

[@simondijkman3414]

"Can you smell that warm piss and cigarette smoke?" Boom french accent

[@saassuus9220]

o teu português não é nada mau. bom trabalho aí.

[@melaniegrace7707]

And here I am seriously considering doing number 4...

[@AIA1990]

i never get tired of this guys steve carrels eyebrows

[@TheTrulyDunedain]

I started learning latin but then I realized that the part V is a bit difficult. (PS. Don't ask me how I talked to someone in latin at the phone with a big company's worker)

[@princmaxim]

Yeah I gived up on learning Canadian because I could not move to that hell hole known as Canada. It is too scary for even me.

[@equalityforever302]

Soorry to hear that, eh?

[@andrewdoesyt7787]

Why, is it just too cold?

[@xijnin]

estudando: studying aprendendo: learning obrigado por estar aprendendo nossa língua :D

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

The suggestion about calling large companies sounds genius to me. נכון?

[@lhozo9007]

the whole video is basically a metaphor.

[@mona9229]

I have tried to learn English and I still beginner, however, after this video, I found out that my learning method was wrong , moreover, I take 2 courses , one in a language school and the other online

[@bazsamester]

2:52 you really don't wanna know how Hungary smells like. Especially Budapest

[@BioluminescentTree]

Am I the only guy who finds him so freaking cute tho

[@jeffw1267]

I read once about a mob boss who DID memorize the dictionary while he did a long stretch in prison. When he got out, he had a great party trick he could do. Often these guys were very intelligent and had great memories, because they were bookmakers as kids. They had to memorize all the bettors and bets they made, because if they wrote anything down, the police could use the paper records as evidence against them. So far, it is not illegal to memorize names and numbers.

[@marammejamousse2094]

عَيْن، قاف، أفضل أصوات بالعربي

[@arztmusiker6581]

Ah the ol super glue the eyes open technique. Must recommend, very effective.

[@Speak4Yourself2]

Thanks a lot!

[@queensofthedthrone8267]

2035: put Musk’s chip between ear and in retina

[@AkimWise]

Wow, Language Simp! I never followed those steps, when i was learning English and Korean. Imagine you are a newborn baby, who doesn't any word, then you learn vocabulary from your parents and babysister in the kindergarden you go, then when you become a school kid, you learn grammar and pronunciation.

[@luckyboy5384]

He speaks sarcasm fluently

[@apachelinguas]

This is 100% accurate!

[@실패자-p7e]

When he showed Palestine, I felt that

[@mahmoud-quran]

He’s the boss

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

that was funny and sad at the same time

[@rehmankhalid7415]

Love the videos bro

[@_uxxn3287]

I feel like if you do a less extreme version of this, it might actually help. Just do pronunciation, dictionary, grammar, exercise.

[@Coolbudgie20]

Anyone have tips on learning dutch?

[@tiffy6257]

As soon as you said get a bucket 😂😭😭

[@jakus.]

thank you now i can learn german as a native german speaker

[@Simon-kd3jc]

This works! I tried it!

[@shirleymolina3267]

I love your videos, thanks 🤣

[@mohamedenhaden4940]

I thought sarcasm should be obvious 🙄 ... I love these shorts and the confusion in the comments