How to pick your favorite marble team: 2022 Edition

[@jblmarbleassociation]

It’s nice to sit down a listen to a dinosaur yell at marbles for 30 minutes. I- no really, it’s glorious.

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

It wasn't quite 30 minutes; it was over 28 minutes.

[@marbleperson]

@@eliezersmarbleraces3137 wow you sound fun at parties

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

@@marbleperson There is certainly no party going on here.

[@Chase92488]

Glorious indeed

[@dapperduck4250]

He doesn't so much yell as he does calmly, verbally execute them

[@wangsengsin2527]

"They have a chip on their shoulders bigger than the chip that flew off Momomomo in 2017" omg as a Team Momo fan, Im dying

[@arthur_watto]

As a fan of Team Momo, it was a tough time but he worded it perfectly to make it all alright

[@ChristopherColaGaming]

HE PREDICTED THE OCEANICS TO QUALIFY! THIS IS GIVING ME UNJUSTIFIED HOPE!

[@clouder2098]

Finally i have hope for the Oceanics!! OMG!

[@ChristopherColaGaming]

@Hotdoginator No, they are in the 2022 qualifiers. There was no relegation in 2021.

[@ChristopherColaGaming]

@Hotdoginator This was announced over a year ago now that 2021 had no relagation. If you feel like going really far back on there social media you will find it.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Oceanics? No… -ceanics. They already failed to qualify last year, 2019 of course was PERILOUS, they only placed top half in 2018, and their stint in Marbula One was completely forgettable and awful, and I’ve had enough. Very honestly, if they don’t qualify this time, they deserve the boot before 2023. There.

[@tripwire202]

Me too! I hope my hope isn't the unjustified kind of hope and that nothing fishy happens to the Oceanics. If not, I'm shore they'll succeed!

[@csd5343]

as a speeders fan, your commentary on them never fails to amuse

[@LostGalaxy69]

Please don’t let speeders qualify

[@insertname1841]

@@LostGalaxy69 Speeders qualified!! Lol

[@Snack-.-]

@@LostGalaxy69 speeders won s4 of marbula one. lmao ez dubs

[@Sabbathfaax]

"we wont talk about the pinkies... they suck" boy did this not age..

[@dazc]

That limers “Elmer’s” pun was craaazy 😂

[@garr_inc]

I don't get it.

[@marbleperson]

@@garr_inc Elmers is a glue brand. He said they should call themselves the Elmers the way they stick to the basement.

[@garr_inc]

@@marbleperson Thank you.

[@marbleperson]

@@garr_inc no problem

[@Flamerod98]

As a die hard Savage Speeders fan, I love how much fear my team has put in this man's heart. We may be knocked down but we will also come back to haunt the league and any O'rangers fan.

[@diamondbandit8385]

It brings me so much pleasure too. Mwah hah hah hah hah

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

“Imagine if Speeders didn’t qualify. I mean they never have lol” those were the days…

[@styohiaume]

True, as a SS fan I never realized how terrifying SS must seen to other teams fans LOL.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

I’m less intimidated by the Speeders now… as a Thunderbolts fan. I used to really focus my hate on you, but I think I’ve moved on. CCE needs to be toppled now. I’m scared of what they’ll do if they qualify next year. The Speeders, on the other hand, are losing their spark completely. Collapsed in ML 2021, and is picking up the pace in Marbula One, but far too late. The dynasty isn’t very powerful anymore.

[@styohiaume]

@@roy_mezz-awake2470 oh don't worry We won't let cce take Our place. Hope you can keep hating us in ML2022.

[@ThesaurusDinosaurus]

Man, I'm MEAN in this one lol

[@derekpolischeck9268]

Epically to my minty

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

I've never seen Capital G or the dinosaur emotional like that in any of your own videos.

[@mariosin3256]

My favorite is calling the Limers the Elmers

[@Chase92488]

Thesaurus: Calls the Thunderbolts the Blunderbolts. The Thunderbolts: (Brakes the hosts curse) Thesaurus: visible confusion

[@themadman731]

As a Jaguars fan and a *former* Rojo Rollers fan, I'm mad that your comparison is strikingly accurate.

[@mikolajkad4930]

It's not, he predicted the Jungle Jumpers to qualify

[@marbleperson]

​@@mikolajkad4930 true 😂

[@Tvdiet]

If the O’rangers don’t Qualify and the Racers have another Fantastic season I can honestly see them replacing the O’s as second best team in whole of marble sports Would still rather see the speeders not qualify but I’m just keeping my bases loaded

[@heichan8657]

In what universe would Orangers not qualify

[@williambrown319]

@@heichan8657 have you seen my Os lately. Jebus

[@firebacon7623]

I think raspberry racers are number to

[@Chase92488]

@Just An Observer On The Internet Not yet, it might be a fluke

[@Chase92488]

@JAOTI The O'rangers have also been consistent.

[@cassandranugent2443]

The only thing I want more than Team Momo to win the League is to see the downfall of the Savage Speeders.

[@AdarshHari708]

Its too late for that now, we’ve cemented our place as the best team in the Marble League. Even when we finished 12th in 2021, it was only 15 points off the podium

[@KallitCarma]

Team Momo for life!

[@VGInterviews]

Keep waiting kiddo

[@Kevinbsauer]

GO SPEEDERS

[@Gowhipsnakes555]

I love how he dunked on the pinkies just for them to win the ML

[@marbleperson]

I never realised just how close the Glaciers were to a championship, even though they got 3rd coming out of retirement for 2021 after being dropped after the 2018 qualifiers. Somehow. Considering it's been almost a year since the opening ceremonies that commenced that chaotic Marble League season, and the subsequent fact that I have looked back at that league, about 17 times, and it still hasn't hit me. The Glaciers were in striking distance. Maybe given one or two more laps and they could have won. All they needed was to get into 2nd in the event and stave off Mellow Yellow, keeping them 3rd or lower and they would have actually won their first full marble league, straight after the aforementioned collapse after the 2018 qualifying. Literally four more spots. Sounds like similar permutations to the Raspberry Racers' hopes of winning the league out of that same Marblocross.

[@yahooanswers4843]

i already hope the pinkys win, but i almost want them to even more just to hear the reaction

[@gfrewqpoiu]

Congrats 👍

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

Wow

[@No_Sleepee]

carefully now, he's a prophet

[@legendarywiimaster]

There’s no way you predicted that

[@jaredhtaylor]

dropping in halfway through ML22 to say your hatred has seemingly inspired the pinkies to smash their way to top of the leaderboard

[@SpamTheWonderful]

2:03 Dinosaurus: Trash talks the pinkies The Pinkies: Immediately enters 1st place and continues to hold it by a wide margin

[@LostGalaxy69]

Watching the hazers choke a podium in ML21 was heartbreaking for my hazers

[@subkultursalbei6782]

and look where we're now! :((

[@emiroz5728]

My life turned to shit and never became like the old ever after Hazers choked that.

[@wtfisgoingonrightnow69420]

@@subkultursalbei6782 and NOW look where they are!

[@aruuuuun]

As a Glaciers fan I have no idea how we did it either! After the first half having 60 whole points and in the bottom half of the standings I was ready to just hope they finish strong and then go on to just root for Momo to win it all. Then after the final event they were just getting 1 place better in the Sand Rally (achieving a gold instead of a silver) and a couple of places better in another event (probably just a better showing in the hurdles) away from winning it all… It honestly took me a while to realize just how close they were to winning it all.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Thing is, I literally gave up on the Ducks that season. Before it began, I decided to wait for AFTER qualifying and then I’d pick one team. I came so close to picking the Glaciers. Then, I saw the Rojos! And I remembered how much I loved them in 2016. Interestingly, I thought they’d get a bronze or at least top 5 this season. Never again. I’m with the Thunderbolts now, and I’m happy enough here.

[@michaelsharp3615]

The Pinkies actually did something in Marbula One Qualifying!!! Pinky Panther Qualified for Third Place for the Marbula One race on Sunday the Starry Circuit first stage one third stage two!!! See what the pinkies do during the actual race but pick up a point!!!

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Just wait until Short Circuit

[@mardyson4102]

I knew once the swan lake music was starting that it was time for you to talk about my Speeders. We about to Tom Brady this shit up!😂😂

[@Theepicgolem123]

How about you Vincent Van Gogh win an event? Pinkies now: make that a gold medal on the side of my marble league burger please?

[@ItsHayBale]

The Pinkies one ages like milk in a hot car.

[@EmmanuelTheInternetFan]

3:12 as a Kobalts fan and also been with the marble league since it’s inception I want the Kobalts to qualify as well

[@dwcd_5341]

I feel that this could be the year we qualify

[@EmmanuelTheInternetFan]

@@dwcd_5341 I agree and also I sure hope that this year is the year the Kobalts qualify Not to mention there doing good in Marbula one and they have the potential to win Marbula 1

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

You’re lucky Marbula One is treating you well, else the Kobalts would’ve been forgotten.

[@firstoffproductions1462]

25:22 you did, you really did.

[@jimmylaremore6234]

Thx, that brought me so much joy. As an avid Pinkies fan I'm not use to experiencing joy, so I greatly appreciate it!

[@patientlycrafts]

My new favorite commentary: A dinosaur dissing marbles for 30mins. Subcribed

[@Decumos]

It's easy: if you're based you pick Balls of Chaos. If you're cringe you pick anything else.

[@velocity8592]

😐

[@dylan_not_dillon]

as a raspberry racers supporter i agree

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Not even gonna lie. That’s true. Anyways #SHAKETHEGROUND

[@legogandalf5453]

Common Decumos W

[@Neonman69420]

As a TG fan, Am I the cringiest on the planet? #ReachForTheStars

[@WingedCatTortle]

I’ve been a long time boc fan, and they continually get your hopes up, and then immediately drop them into the core of the earth

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Clutter: Well, yes, but actually, no.

[@pokerwolf9970]

pinkies heard your talk on them and decided to kick ass this year

[@llmkursk8254]

I mean, the Pinkies *somehow* managed to make it to top 3 of Marbula 1 today, and were goddamn 2 entire seconds clear of the field in the first round of the qualifiers. I have no fucking clue how they came out the gate and smoked the entire track. Maybe we’ll see the Pinkies’ first medal. Probably not.

[@BeAwesomeOne]

*In qualifications

[@Apex_5503]

Pinkies actually do great in the main tournament, Literally everyone: Stop it pinkies Pinkies: You did say to get good

[@ElecTrick11037]

Man… when you faked immediately skipping the Chocolatiers… that hurt… :( But you know what… this year, something big is going to happen, I promise you that! We’re improving in Marbula 1 as of late and I think we’ll pull off a shock in the Marble League! You’ll see! You’ll all see! Edit: Well well well… top of the quali group… this just got a lot more interesting 😏

[@spacebar148]

Thesaurus: Pinkies you're trash Pinkies: Proceeds to win the marble league

[@tristandent7086]

2:22 "turn that into a silver overall in the main tournament and shut me up" Boy did this age well

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

They're 2nd in the overall standings thru 3 events though not the whole season.

[@IrthTheCooki]

I love how hard he disses my Kobalts, Speeders, Wisps, and Minties

[@brendandomzal936]

I hope the savage speeders qualify again just despite him saying that

[@miikamartin7026]

Pinkies heard u were talkin smack

[@aruuuuun]

I would imagine that if this Dinosaur was a marble he would be Yelley from Mellow Yellow… I’m gonna let you figure that out for yourselves.

[@randomality77]

Haha pls tell me, I’m too dumb to get it 😅

[@OuPoot999]

This channel deserves to be a lot bigger than it is.

[@thecouch4702]

I started liking the O'Rangers because I liked orange flavor candy, and that's what they looked liked. They happened to win the marblympics that year-

[@firemarblefilms]

3:19 HEY don’t just ignore GP6 of M1S3 and pretend it doesn’t exist.

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

He probably thought Misty Mountain being really impactful on teams was more important than that.

[@MrKars98]

I edit the video’s for Jelle and I love to see what you do with them hahah! Keep it up dude!

[@heisenbarnacle]

2:05 EAT YOUR WORDS

[@seesaw41]

Speaking of M1 Season 3: Cats are dominating again... kinda Chocolatiers won O'Raceway Turtle Sliders won Momotorway Shining Swarm got a (Wait, 3) medal And best of all: The Pinkies, THE PINKIES!, qualified in third. And then finished fourth in the race following. And almost got a podium the next race.

[@seesaw41]

@Atletico1903 oh yeah.

[@Chase92488]

And then thunderbolts break the hosts curse in a dominant fashion.

[@CaidenTube]

the pinkies just won the marble league lol

[@firebacon7623]

You would think the snowballs qualify

[@PhilosophyToons]

BIG SHOCK when you revealed your favorite team was the Oceanics at the end!!!

[@firebacon7623]

The truth about the Gliding glaciers Is that they got new members

[@williambrown319]

And here we are four months later...and the pinkies keep kicking the Dino

[@danielmartin9057]

Lmao this man just predicted the pinkies will make the tournament

[@Whirlpool730]

Idea for the Showdown, not only do the worst 4 teams get relegated, but the best team gets automatically qualified for the next years marble league.

[@Whirlpool730]

As a jumpers fan, everything you said is 100% true and has needed to be said for a while. We have the makings of a successful marble league team, I truly do believe that, but for whatever reason, we can’t seem to piece everything together. Marbula 1 was the kick in the gut needed to get this team to stop lollygagging, and start upping their grindset.

[@sylvieficco1320]

being a minty maniacs fan is painful but mint green is one of my fav colors so its hard to route for other teams although i did route for the hazers for a bit and they did decently

[@floraeuphoria]

2:24 This is starting to look like it's about to happen-

[@chris2thejmedia]

I swear, if the Speeders beat the O'Rangers in qualis...lets just say it wont be a pretty sight. The Speeders need a reminder that they are indeed mere mortal marbles. A chance for the other times to actually compete without their looming shadow.

[@jacksfacts20]

Your analysis of the Racers was surprisingly kind. I feel like they can't pull through in the clutch.

[@EricB256]

You'll never know what might happen to JMR if most of the popular teams with large fanbases don't make it out of the qualifiers and into the main tournament, kind of like the Midnight Wisps have done it before. We might even see both formerly retired teams emulate the Gliding Glaciers and step on the podium in the end. Yet, it's great that JMR don't do it like NASCAR and their auto-qualifiers for the Daytona 500. That makes Marble League Qualifying much more interesting. But for some marbles, it might be a struggle, running up that hill, in the upcoming season.

[@caitlynskiff2001]

Been a Momo fan since I started watching. I don't know if it's a reflection of my love for underdogs (as Chicago sports fan) but c'mon! Who doesn't love a good underdog!?

[@kaydenkeeble7072]

Have we noticed how the turtle sliders and pinkes are performing decent in marbula 1 recently

[@philkirshenbaum8867]

5/12 is pretty good prediction for random falling of glass balls.

[@JayDee185]

14:32 You’re not the only one…

[@lolxd5346]

HE PREDICTED THE PINKIES AND THE SNOWBALLS TO QUALIFY

[@philipogrady492]

2:02 well that aged well

[@melvinvestberg3555]

My biggest flex is that i have cheered for savage speeders since the start

[@FatedStar61]

Holy moley this was so entertaining thank you for your insights. I’m subscribed and looking forward towards more of your content.

[@blockymartin4579]

Pinkys 2022:oops

[@yoyos1ime]

“Now reach for a win Pinkies” and they did just that.

[@thesweeperkeeper4830]

Ey I’m feeling pretty good after O’rangers won Marbula 1 this year

[@romeldeleon1693]

No one hates Momo lol

[@coldore6734]

finally,im not the only one that absoletuly trashes the shit out of the sliders

[@biggestboofer]

Marble content marble content

[@zmoc]

I just realised that you put team galactic 5th in the order That adds to the pain….

[@ThesaurusDinosaurus]

Being completely transparent, 100% coincidental. Same with putting the Speeders at the end.

[@nathangamble125]

2:22 Pinkies: hold my beer

[@hawkvandelay]

pinkies

[@qotrz]

0:24 when his head blocks your favorite mlb team

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

He didn't block the Padres and Giants logos you can clearly see them.

[@qotrz]

@@eliezersmarbleraces3137 how did i know it was the padres that he was blocking then?

[@catsareadorbs_248]

Remember me when this video gets viral

[@PaulSmith-hn6yu]

Thunderbolts saw your review and went and destroyed the M1 Host's curse.

[@theshortestcomment8731]

Chocolatier's section is accurate.

[@Demolitiondude]

24:35 if only we can clinch the lead.

[@StanleyV64]

Ok, but the problem with lots of these teams failing is that I like their Marbula 1 circuits. Namely the Honeydome

[@anasorianorr5805]

Couple things you forgot: Pinkies: won bronze in Marble ManiaX O’rangers: silver in MLWS Hazers: bronze in ML1

[@anasorianorr5805]

Fixed Hazers: Bronze in ML19 & MLWS

[@anasorianorr5805]

More things: The Raspberry Racers lost a M1S3 slot because of poor performance s.

[@derekpolischeck9268]

If the Minty Maniacs fail at the Stardust Accelerator I will jump ship to the Turtle Sliders qualifying in 20th does not help

[@jttank5578]

Holy shit I forgot that the Choclatiers were even a team lmao

[@PlayboySharti]

As a thundermids fan, gotta say that our individual performances are always better than our team performances by lightyears. It’s quite unfortunate.

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

How did you know that the 4 teams auto qualified for the showdown are 2 new/returning teams? Also, a lot of errors: 1. The MLWS wasn't in 2020 it was in early 2021. 2. Racers got second in ML2021 not 2020. 3. The Sliders have 1. Had 3 years of being in JMR and 2. Never qualified for the ML qualifiers via showdown (including 2021 due to the relegation format being suspended). 4. The Ducks got 3 silvers in ML2021 not 4. 5. Yellup was the one who ran Marblocross starting 14th and finishing 3rd. 6. The ML qualifiers have 4 events not 16. 7. The Thunderbolts moved up in the standings following their one bronze in 2021, not down the order. Also, Marble League Qualifiers were just announced to occur on October 21, nearly three months after M1 ended and more than a month after this video is uploaded the JMR Wiki has now announced the 2 new teams auto qualified for this year's showdown being Wolfpack and Purple Rockets while the 2 returning teams are Black Jacks and Team Plasma.

[@JuliansMarbleZone]

The winter thing was recorded in 2020 and suposed to be uploaded in 2020

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

@@JuliansMarbleZone Yes they did record Event 1 in 2020, but they delayed the event to 2021, which is why I said the Winter Special was "Early 2021".

[@anasorianorr5805]

He was talking about the main tournament! NOT THE QUALIFIERS!

[@aikisteven0616]

Hindsight being 20/20 and all that, but how the H are the Pinkies currently in 1st place?!?!?

[@diamondbandit8385]

Seriously, just accept your fate and support the best team. SPEEDERS!! SPEEDERS!! SPEEDERS!!

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

Don’t qualify and everyone will make your fandom crumble. Easily. You only qualify out of spite, and with CCE being the new team on everyone’s watchlist, I can see you falling to the Showdown.

[@diamondbandit8385]

@@roy_mezz-awake2470 Yeah right, this is all based on hopes that are almost guaranteed to not come true. Keep wishing.

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

@@diamondbandit8385 If we’re going off of last year’s Marble League, we can expect it. The Speeders are beginning to look like they’re past their time. They delivered a wonderful choke job last year. And Marbula One? Rapidly will be racing next, so don’t think you’ll stay top 10 too convincingly. I see it, the Savage Speeders next to the Turtle Sliders, outside of qualifying. At least I hope so. But do take this seriously, they’ve never been this bad.

[@geoffbschneider]

3:19-3:23. The shining swarm actually did get 14th in 2023 lol

[@skiip5743]

I was supporting the jungle jumpers but then they haven't qualified in a few years. So I support the hazers.

[@Iamspeed17]

2:02 Looking back on this, *what do you have to say for yourself?*

[@legendarywiimaster]

And now they didn’t qualify, dang. Then again three other champs missed out

[@Iamspeed17]

@@legendarywiimasterATP with all of the other good teams who didn’t qualify, should we even count ML 2024 at this point 😭 (thought I am in no way a Pinkies fan)

[@laurencebrown3822]

As a Team Galacfifth fan who lives in Washington State (Spokane), I too am hoping you're wrong about my marble team not making it back to the league. My head canon is that they were still too worn out from host duties in 2020 to be able to qualify for 2021. And as for Seattle sports, I don't know what your opinion on soccer is, but the Sounders have not only been top notch in the MLS, they also won the Champions League for CONCACAF just a couple of months ago. You know the Sounders, the team that has... Russel Wilson... as a minority owner... why couldn't the Seahawks have invested in any sort of O Line so he could have kept on cooking in Seattle??

[@carolinegrant5070]

nice video about all the marbles. the 2022 marble leage qualifiers will decide the 12 unqualified teams to think that your right or wrong about the teams you chose

[@sokonek1]

You actually jinxed Momo, you monster

[@nathangamble125]

I think the music in the first part of this video is a bit too loud.

[@williambrown319]

And then we had today's performance by organger. AAAAAHHHHHH

[@Wolfeson28]

13:33 Not true. We talk about 2012 and 2010 a lot, too. :)

[@SasCreations2024]

"turn thatintoa sivleroverall in the ml and shut me up" oh how hilarious you have eaten your words td.

[@eliezersmarbleraces3137]

They didn't claim silver overall, they did better winning the whole thing.

[@logank]

Watching this as an O'rangers fan after they won Marbula One 2022

[@Kristronuovo]

The speeders dope… change my mind

[@matpidrums7006]

as much as i love your channel, i will not stand for speeders slander. #SPEEDISKEY

[@firefoxmarbleguy1173]

Misty Mountain for Kobalts was like Germany 2018 for Vettel