I think this is the first Bard Tulok has made that totally fits the stereotype of the horndog Bard...
@OldGreyGryphon2 жыл бұрын
I was going to like your comment, but then I realized you have the perfect amount for this video.
@ShawnWilliams3142 жыл бұрын
The opening gag with the Halloween music reminds me of middle school. As an ice breaker, the teacher had us talk about our fears. And one girl said "Michael Meyers." I asked her why she was afraid of the Austin Powers guy. She kindly explained the difference.
@joelkilchoer42382 жыл бұрын
Mich-Shrooms repeated called me slurs when he saw that I was gay from my bio and then blocked me. Do not recommend
@_great_expectations_94782 жыл бұрын
I hope he gets the command spell and just uses “Oh, Behave!” As the command every time. (In this case, the DM should be cool and consider a catch phrase to be one word for the purpose of this spell)
@Pomlithe2 жыл бұрын
Or you could think about it semantically-is "Oh" really a word, or just a sound the Bard's making? "Behave" is a perfectly acceptable word for Command!
@reloadpsi2 жыл бұрын
You have to point at the target to cast the spell. Consider the way he raises his hand on the "oh" and flops it forward on the "behave!" (At least, I think that's a thing he does?) He's pointing at the target on the word "behave" so it's a perfectly valid use of the spell.
@GingerObiWan2 жыл бұрын
Me, when the DM sees this character sheet at session 0: "I swear it's not mine baby!"
@donovanfaust32272 жыл бұрын
One book titled "That's Totally my Bag Baby" by Logan Braun
@joelkilchoer42382 жыл бұрын
Mich Shrooms broke into my house and shit everywhere when he was supposed to simply deliver his products.
@elib64652 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this in a serious campaign. The evil dark lord is monologing then you come in and dance to get them to stop being evil.
@sideswipejinyoxP8 ай бұрын
Someone with great DM skills and some people with voice acting should definitely have a campaign like this and definitely have this. Lol
@Olbric_Hayward2 жыл бұрын
"One Enhance Ability spell..." "That's not mine!"
@Zer0Gravi7y2 жыл бұрын
Tulok: “THIS is Austin Powers in a meat grinder:” My brain: *horrible screaming accompanied by gruesome meat grinding sounds*
@MarcusWayne122 жыл бұрын
This was the best joke in a video filled with great jokes.
@aaroncoffman72672 жыл бұрын
To keep in mind: glamour bard has a great 14th level ability that essentially sets your enemies to hit to their charisma save vs. your DC for a minute and gives attackers who hit you disadvantage on their saves against you next turn. Did a version for mad mage where I mixed in a warlock dip for telepathy to deal with the command/other charms language barrier. Was a very fun character.
@lucasm.38642 жыл бұрын
If you had to decide on the face of the party, who *wouldn’t* choose Austin Powers? Hope you get well soon, Tulok.
@thatsmuggamer2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree
@MagusAgrippa82 жыл бұрын
What a groovy build.
@pedrogarcia87062 жыл бұрын
Bards don't have to be musicians, but like, Austin Powers IS a musician.
@AlleyFang2 жыл бұрын
""Je ne sais quoi" I know it means something in french but I don't know what..." Well played sir, well played 🤣 -a native french speaker
@tulokthebarbrarian20332 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite jokes, glad you liked it 🙂🙂🙂
@Technodreamer2 жыл бұрын
A joke so snappy it gave me whiplash
@mitchellenderson71942 жыл бұрын
I know enough French to translate “Je ne c’est quois”, and I will forever be tortured by never knowing if Tulok planned that joke or not.
@Shalakor2 жыл бұрын
Guessing you have not seen the movies?
@Xahnel2 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to a line by Dr. Evil. "What the French call **je ne c'est quoi**. A certain... I don't know what."
@reloadpsi2 жыл бұрын
*je ne _sais_ quoi sais = know c'est = it's
@6p-ss92 жыл бұрын
now THIS is my bag baby!
@zimattack99942 жыл бұрын
Yha and it not even swedish made
@blacktivity41302 жыл бұрын
"You know what's REALLY groovy? Respecting women." Back with the based content, eh dad?
@YGOcruzer672 жыл бұрын
The build I never knew I needed
@Mr.HootieHooRDK2 жыл бұрын
Right lol 😂
@RobertBass2 жыл бұрын
It's shocking to me how accurate this build is.
@theintelligentork74702 жыл бұрын
4:41 Did you honestly expect someone like Austin Powers to have protection Tulok?
@estevanrodriguez40022 жыл бұрын
Dude I literally just got my friends to watch Gold member for their first time 2 days ago on my birthday, it was a blast, and now they understand where I get a lot of my sense of humor.
@moody61432 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up on Austin Powers, this video has made my day.
@fightingfalcon7772 жыл бұрын
Sees this build: *Palpatine voice* “Long have I waited…”
@patrickjones92652 жыл бұрын
"it's just sort of a 'je ne sais quoi'. I know that means something in French, but I don't know what". That is an amazing joke XD
@wayneslater55312 жыл бұрын
"je ne sais quo, i know that means something in French, but i don't know what." Outstanding!!!! Thank you so much for this. I wish i could hit the Like button one-hundred-billion times!!!!
@nicolasvillasecaali76622 жыл бұрын
Yea, baby! The shagadelic embodiment of what the most chaotic bard can be at the rythm of disco. Im not the one that wield the power of the ultimate spy movie satire, the grace and Recklessness of Tangled the lemur are something that fit me more, and yet we can agree that the Skill to defeat someone who builds rockets that can be described in so many ways is unique on its own.
@fightingfalcon7772 жыл бұрын
He only needs to fear an enemy spellcaster who can magically steal his mojo
@EMbrokehp2 жыл бұрын
Anderson Cooper: “Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”
@togapika2 жыл бұрын
They just end up shagging...
@generaljimmies34292 жыл бұрын
Silver Dragon shows up with a Dragonborn child... Austin: I swear it's not mine.
@AtsuFawx2 жыл бұрын
Can we get a Bruno from Encanto build? Seems like a fun way to spin a divination wizard!
@Auditore312 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about Bruno
@Eramiserasmus2 жыл бұрын
The "Groovy!"-est build you've ever done Tulok.
@alexgreen29382 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this!!
@datriggernator43172 жыл бұрын
I do like the fact that apparently being super quick and jump super far is apparently a “British Thing”
@StinkerTheFirst2 жыл бұрын
Here I was thinking there would be Rogue levels for Swashbuckler, but Drunken Master Monk makes more thematic sense. Now that I think about it, Austin is much more about the charming and evading than the stabbing. Excellent lore jokes here. The way you justified Disguise Self stands out, but all the lore jokes are great.
@gargax39252 жыл бұрын
Oh BEHAVE Tulok!!!
@LordBrittish2 жыл бұрын
I’ve had the Austin Powers theme song in my head throughout most of this video.
@pirounded81922 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this day
@jaded_gerManic2 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch those movies again! Thank you Tulok! 💜👾
@vernonhampton58632 жыл бұрын
I'm really surprised at how many of these pop culture characters are Bonks. Anyone else?
@thegneech2 жыл бұрын
I love it when you go afield like this. :)
@Emmerlaus0072 жыл бұрын
Groovy build Tulok! Well-made! BUT... that being said... My third goal for this build was the " Parody of 007" so I went with Warlock levels to represent the mojo (Archfey), to get the Countercharm ability and, as parody of guns, Eldritch Blast for finger guns! Add some levels of Rogue (Swashbuckler) to get Panache and be a better fighter. After all, The Warlock levels are the only things that can counter charm spells and reflect back to the Warforged Fembot who try to charm you lol! Oh and side note, he should have other skills at level one. Investigation, Athletics and Performance to show his training, The free feat was Tavern Brawler cause he has no monk level in my build lol!
@nick-playercharacter85832 жыл бұрын
The script for this video must have been especially fun to write.
@austinhaltiner14892 жыл бұрын
These were my favorite movies as a kid. Was it just because my name is Austin? Maybe. Am I ashamed of it? Absolutely not.
@andrewpowers22492 жыл бұрын
Andrew Powers, he's the man for you. Thank you for doing the build of my uncle.
@justmutantjed2 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed this video a great deal. I used to be very fond of the Austin Powers movies, and the notion of playing a character like this -- and having it be even remotely effective -- is incredibly amusing.
@j.16682 жыл бұрын
"je ne sais quois, I know that means something in French but I don't know what" Goddamnit Tulok, I didn't need to spray my monitors with coffee :D
@ShiKageMaru2 жыл бұрын
You: *shows a character with a shocking resemblence to Tony Shaloub for a split second* "Monk" Me: wait.
@peterstoric65602 жыл бұрын
Please please *please* do a build for Alucard from Hellsing
@eliezeririzarry2472 жыл бұрын
Calling it now, of it's Tokoyami, there's gonna be some shadow sorcerer with Dark Shadow being the Hound of Ill Omen
@feralart2 жыл бұрын
Now we need to get Ace Ventura on the same team.
@BoboMagroto262 жыл бұрын
Did you use protection? Of course! I had an enchanted dagger
@ohdang38332 жыл бұрын
Yeah baby, yeah! *enter random Austin noises*
@Drew-im7is2 жыл бұрын
I literally had a dream about a Austin powers charismatic rogue character last night..... spooky
@SebasTian583232 жыл бұрын
I laughed pretty hard at all 3 movies
@samuelalbrycht67242 жыл бұрын
I love this. Good job Tulok.
@Liz-Istrata2 жыл бұрын
And of course don't forget Austin Powers real nemesis, The Love Guru.
@akimbofurry21792 жыл бұрын
He forgot the personal artifactor that supplies him with gear. guns, gadgets and stuff
@JohnSmith-ex8iw2 жыл бұрын
So we have the spy who shagged me, but what about the spy who shagged EVERYONE? We need a James Bond build.
@santirank2 жыл бұрын
Tulok, you are the man, man!
@123456789yeti2 жыл бұрын
Id love to see your take on an alex mercer or james heller build from prototype!
@amaronith2 жыл бұрын
Groovy, Tulok, groovy!
@Avigorus2 жыл бұрын
Next: Doctor Evil. Calling it now: Artificer!
@RIVERSRPGChannel2 жыл бұрын
Help I’m in a meat grinder Lol good build
@hydrastuff80292 жыл бұрын
Now this just makes me wanna do a party with James Bond and Austin Powers. Have Austin distract while James gets the information or the kill
@AZDfox2 жыл бұрын
Jesse Faden is also charismatic and able to control her enemies
@Technodreamer2 жыл бұрын
Groovy, baby! Yeah!
@richard_n2 жыл бұрын
Ok, I'll let you put off Flash Gordon for awhile since you did Austin Powers
@belladoralastname60962 жыл бұрын
Big shoutout to surf shark
@RedBannanaProduction2 жыл бұрын
All I can say is yeah baby!
@robinlamenso2 жыл бұрын
Currently on the sponsor read. My guess is bard
@zacharymichener46872 жыл бұрын
Would love to see "How to play V from V For Vendetta"
@elizamalaguld90642 жыл бұрын
I would guess something like Shadow/Swords bard and i wanna say swashbuckler rogue, and maybe a splash of battlemaster fighter, though I could be very wrong.
@blakeneuhauser60572 жыл бұрын
Would love to see your take on Bob Ross as a creation bard!
@Mr.HootieHooRDK2 жыл бұрын
Yeah baby!
@SerathDarklands2 жыл бұрын
James Bond and Austin Powers are proof that there are solid reasons not to make Charisma a dump stat.
@anthonynorman75452 жыл бұрын
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
@LocalMaple2 жыл бұрын
Quick help here, I'm trying to build Tirian from RWBY. He is an insane Scorpion Faunus whose Semblance (aka superpower) allows him to bypass an opponent's Aura (aka soul shield) when he attacks. He is entirely devoted to Salem, the BBEG of the story. He also doesn't wear any kind of armor, using twisting moves and strikes to keep his enemies at bay. Race: Faunus are humans with animal traits. Shifter fits this idea, with all but Longtooth matching his traits. - Beasthide, if the DM flavors it as growing a tail, gives Tirian's tail deflection ability if you take Monk instead of Barbarian. - Swiftstride gives a Disengage reaction and extended movement speed; a boost for either Monk or Barbarian builds. - Wildhunt increase Wisdom by 2 (Tasha can float this into Con for Barbarians) and Dex by 1, and prevents advantage against you if you Barbarian Reckless Attack. With his lack of armor, as well as strong kicks and finesse weaponry, a _Monk_ dip makes sense. I chose Shadow Monk for the ability to Pass without Trace. However, _Barbarian_ with Path of the Beast resist melee damage, and can grow a Tail which increases their AC on a reaction. Whichever you choose, take a fourth level minimum for the Poisoner Feat. His Aura bypass can equate extra damage on a hit, either Rogue or Paladin. _Rogue:_ Soulknife up to level 14 reflects Tirian's ability to channel his Aura and Semblance into his attacks. Meanwhile, Swashbuckler up to 8th level is free disengage after attacking, and allows more Shadow Monk skills and Ki Points. _Paladin:_ This version usually goes to Paladin 14-16. By focusing on his devotion to Salem, my initial plan for him was Oath of Glory or Vengeance (with the Oath flipped against Good). Shadow Soulknife is the ultimate sneaky assassin, while Beast Soulknife can fight off a team of young heroes. Shadow Swashbuckler can focus more on Monk for more mobility and Stunning Strike, while Beast Swashbuckler is a relentless hunter no matter which you focus. Monk Paladins are versatile, and can Smite their Fury of Blows for a one round huge burst of damage. Paladins can't cast spells as a tanky Barbarian, but Smites technically don't cast a spell.
@LupineShadowOmega2 жыл бұрын
I would go Simic Hybrid personally. Being a hybrid means having appendages that can grapple, you could have the natural armor of a carapace if you want and you don't have to worry about your character "shifting" you're always an animal person this way. Likewise if you want to dip monk, you don't also have to go Barb and only have your appendages while raging.
@LocalMaple2 жыл бұрын
@@LupineShadowOmega I know I don’t have to do both Monk and Barb. That’s why they’re grouped together, as an either-or option. And that’s also why I didn’t combine the two in any of my post text “on paper” analysis. I’ll have to look into Simic Hybrid. I chose shifter because he was able to hide his Faunus traits. Okay, Darkvision was a must, and choosing Nimble Climber and reflavoring Carapace into a tail (if not Barb) should be fine.
@LupineShadowOmega2 жыл бұрын
@@LocalMaple We aren't talking about a comparison or even mechanical benefit, I'm talking about you not having to do that to get the flavor you want. Also why I specifically brought up Barb's problem of you only having the appendages when you rage. Not too worried about all that other stuff, I'm talking exclusively as a way to get the feeling of the character you want. Personally I'm a fan or either monk or Barb, but there are flavor issues with Beast Barb that always kind of annoys me. The big one I think being that transformation is connected to your rage and as a Barb the truth being that if you're playing the prescribed adventuring day, your Barb isn't going to be able to rage every fight.
@thiagofrias24712 жыл бұрын
YEAH BABY YEAH!
@chrisjordan64322 жыл бұрын
The only thing this video was missing is a "moley, moley, mole" reference.
@itwasidio17362 жыл бұрын
I have a Vedalken Rogue I played like Austin Powers. She ended up fulfilling every Tumblr user's fantasy and redeemed most of the antagonists our party met. Groovalicious.
@raydaveed2 жыл бұрын
If he's not a bard i eat my desk
@seantepe50712 жыл бұрын
Know who else is a Bard? Saruman The White
@StolenFortunes2 жыл бұрын
Surprised he's not dipping into rogue
@johnquiett10852 жыл бұрын
I was going to like the video anyway...but that meat grinder joke earned a comment.
@hunterlarrison2 жыл бұрын
Your shirt in the ad looks very nice on you btw EDIT: WAIT! Is your shirt at 0:48 the exact shirt he’s wearing at 4:33!?
@MrSHADOWANGEL9992 жыл бұрын
time to get our mojo back
@Forever-GM-Dusty2 жыл бұрын
I literally guessed the class combo before watching (not the exact level split tho)
@matheusfiorelli88292 жыл бұрын
YEAH BABY, YEAH!!!!!!
@loganfoco11842 жыл бұрын
No can we please do the cat in the hat!?
@ryanlemmers89632 жыл бұрын
Tulok, could we get a Beetlejuice build please?
@cteal20182 жыл бұрын
Me Before the video: What lv. can I summon Burt Bacharach?
@Ikacprzak0422 жыл бұрын
I would like to see a genuine James Bond build.
@TheRawrnstuff2 жыл бұрын
My Suggestion: Variant Human (Sharpshooter Feat) Rogue (Scout) 3+ Wizard (School of Enchantment) 2+ Artificer (Armorer) 3+ ...a black suit counts as light armor, right? Stick with the infiltrator mode. Plus gadgets.
@Ikacprzak0422 жыл бұрын
@@TheRawrnstuff maybe monk for hand to hand
@TheRawrnstuff2 жыл бұрын
@@Ikacprzak042 IMO, Bond really isn't that effective in hand-to-hand combat in the vast majority of the movies. Sure, you could add monk levels for cqc. And you could add warlock levels for invocations. And you could add fighter levels for sustainability. But I don't think they make the build more "Bond".
@duaneepps73462 жыл бұрын
Austin Powers, proof that the best Brit, is an American.
@c.v.emmans2 жыл бұрын
...who is actually Canadian.
@jackbaccarat40842 жыл бұрын
How to Build: Danny Sexbang from Ninja Sex Party. Goals: 1. Ninja Brian 2. Not So Grump 3. Rock and Roll
@autisticallyaccurate2 жыл бұрын
Groovy!
@zimattack99942 жыл бұрын
So i can't believe that mr barbarian the groove 't dnd build maker in all of KZbin is makeing a build based on him vary shagadelic. But having said that I do wonder! When Ainz?
@The4820752 жыл бұрын
It is mind blowing that Austin Powers is actually nicer than James Bond.
@christopherbacon10772 жыл бұрын
So, when do we get Dr. evil?
@ethanaponte93072 жыл бұрын
Yeah baby
@noblesseoblige3192 жыл бұрын
Soooo.... Kite-man?
@spagbol31042 жыл бұрын
You should do Jak from the Jak and Daxter trilogy
@Mr.HootieHooRDK2 жыл бұрын
Mojo-a-gogo Lmao 🤣
@arbarzh2 жыл бұрын
"Je ne sais quoi" but I don't know what.
@shadowededge2 жыл бұрын
I posted this response when the comments were 69 yeah baby, oh behave it’s 70 no, I lost my mojo. Oh wait there’s Beyoncé mojo back! Sorry Jay-z….. hysterical build