How to Play Battania

Step 1: Don your tunic and gird your sword to find some local riff-raff
Step 2: Beat up Forest Bandits until they join you
Step 3: Train your prisoners to create an elite Fian army
Step 4: Keep getting invited to some event called The Gathering
Step 5: There can be only one (society)
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Greetings Highlander! Follow the adventures of Duncan MacLeod as he shoots and slices his way across Calradia. Battanians live in a society that do not rely on the typical cavalry trees that other factions enjoy. Instead they use strong skirmisher infantry, deadly two-handed falxmen, and their bread and, dare I say, butter; the Battanian Fians. Amongst noble units in Bannerlord, Fians stand out the most as the sole infantry tree with extremely high athleticism paired with the just as impressive two-handed and archery stat-lines. Fians can snowball with high numbers like their Khuzait Khan's Guard counterparts. Each having their own pros and cons over each other. The lack of a mount will let horse archers run circles around them if they do not have high enough numbers to inflict mass casualties immediately. Alternatively, Fians rule sieges since they deal more damage per arrow thanks to their bows and their high athletics skills make them one of the fastest if not the fastest unit in the game.
Music used:
Mount and Blade - Fight while mounted 2
Adriel Fair - Lord of Dance
Princes of Calradia performed by LorenzoVincenzo (www.fiverr.com/lorenzovincenzo)
Call of Duty: Black Ops - Rooftops
Devil May Cry 4 Pachinko - DEVIL RUSH Stage 2 (Mitis Forest)
Tartalo Music - Battle for Camelot
Out of Glory - Trabant 33
Mount and Blade - Wedding Music (Mod Remix)
400% - Lincoln Hilton (Played @ 1.1x speed)
#Bannerlord #Battania #Memes

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[@MusicFreak0426]

When you realize Battania is indeed in Warband, it's just... they're the Forest Bandits.

[@darthmargus6192]

They are Rhodoks

[@darthmargus6192]

@Gumball Watterson They are

[@TheDistractingGamer]

@@darthmargus6192 they're neither geographically nor culturally close. Rhodoks and Swadians are both Vlandian offshoots

[@BronzetheGolden]

@@darthmargus6192 the Rhodoks are the southern Vlandians, they rebeled and established the Kingdom of the Rhodoks while the battanians became brigands and rebels

[@BronzetheGolden]

@@darthmargus6192 may i add that the eastern Swadians have some Battanian blood in them

[@libertybelle3897]

*Empire army walking through a forest* Imperial Noble: "Anyone else hear Dropkick Murphys playing??"

[@GuidenYT]

When the trees speak battanian

[@skedoom8421]

@@GuidenYT THEYRE IN THE TREES

[@Scrubject16]

I didn't know their name and I thank you for enlightening me.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Damn, it's been forever since I've come across anyone mentioning DM! 👍

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

@@GuidenYT Everybody Legionary until the forests start speaking Fian Champion.

[@Koifish]

BATTANIAAAA FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[@chuckyhatchet4397]

This guy...

[@lawrencefish791]

Batttaniaaaaaa til I die

[@MilitaryHistory1]

CHARGEEEEEE or LOUSE

[@tvnetworks6610]

No Rhodok is better than Battanian.

[@bercikbercik8883]

Fuck you talking to much guy

[@luketufts6827]

That’s a nice head you’ve got on your shoulders

[@LilGamingYes]

It would be a shame if something happened to it...

[@poi1612]

Away with you vile beggar

[@leonardofranzinribeiro4220]

@@poi1612 EH?

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@@leonardofranzinribeiro4220 away with you vile beggar

[@aliatack19]

Today the Gods will decide your fate!

[@slipperysloth163]

i like how the dood who got riddled with arrows only got wounded

[@GuidenYT]

im glad someone said it

[@RedCell1948]

I've enjoyed all the "How to Play" videos but the absolute true masterpiece was, is, and always be "How to play the Khuzait Khanate"

[@dinok7630]

i liked sturgia

[@cwmyr]

This

[@GuidenYT]

Khuzait still has the best music imo.

[@AhmedMostafa-ir2bl]

@@GuidenYT when will how to play aserai video be uploading

[@lordlucius1341]

@@GuidenYT whats the name of that first song with the dancing called? I’ve been trying to find it ever since I watched the video of a khuzait steamroll.

[@brozby]

No need but it makes me happy to explain fact: 2:55 man speaks Turkish. his wife is pranking him while he watches football, she's closing the tv when it's important time in match. Thanks for reading. ❤

[@captainclockwork9284]

Mark my words this time he's gonna simp for Corein

[@poutykeiki2574]

Ironically corein has imperial culture xD

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

@@poutykeiki2574 source: western empire

[@KyleTremblayTitularKtrey]

@@poutykeiki2574 na I married her and now all my kids are forest bandits

[@poutykeiki2574]

@@DestroyerOfOgis On release she was bugged and was imperial, not joking

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

@@poutykeiki2574 Bannerlord release bug = pro-Imperial propaganda 🥶

[@jthewelshwarlord6331]

8:12 The fians are so good at archery they can shoot themselves into the town!

[@momentiummonroe1475]

"Go to hell and tell the devil I'm coming for him next" Unironically one of the best lines I've heard.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

I'll be waiting, feculent cur!

[@CrystalClad]

0:56. Basically every recruit that went charging into a line of Battanian Fian Champions.😆

[@buliwyfZrage]

That was literally my first battania experience vs Wolfskins.

[@papyrustheroyalguardsmen3446]

Aren't Battanians Celts? How come people call them Rhodoks when Rhodoks are actually inspired by Medival Italian Kingdoms.

[@redslowbrother5902]

Aren't Celts Irish?

[@enesbilmez1723]

Yes. vlandia is swadia + rhodoks. Battanians are forest bandits

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Archer meta, you turd

[@hvw2377]

they're green, they live in mountains, and they shoot bow good

[@johnfraire6931]

@@redslowbrother5902 Irish *are* Celts. So are the Welsh, Cornish, Scots, and Bretons. Celts used to be a people-group all across Europe too until Rome happened

[@ninjartist36]

"Lord Guiden it will hundreds to seige Caeleus Castle" Guiden: Tens of hundreds "But my Lord there is no such force" 4:41

[@fflewddurfflam5820]

Fian champions are best as archers, but they are no slouches when it comes to melee. They have incredibly high two-handed skill

[@Lol-ql3gd]

khans guard better

[@KiljiArslan]

The fact you made this a ode to highlander is awesome.

[@zzsty7245]

FiNaLly its harvesting season

[@NotSimo]

Aserai above all nice vid brother

[@kingrednax6000]

battania > stinky desert bandits

[@GuidenYT]

Aserai have good spices

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@@GuidenYT and... 🐫

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Aserai my fav faction from all official M&B releases

[@MrPotatoes00047]

I’m happy too say Aserai was the first faction I killed and yes I drink Pepsi form a coca-Cola glass fuck you.

[@hvw2377]

love that you actually go to the effort to play out a campaign instead of only playing a few hours and then rush out a video like some channels

[@hvw2377]

he probably converted forest bandits

[@hvw2377]

@Justin Rolland yes you can, once you have disciplinarian you can promote them to fians

[@hvw2377]

@Justin Rolland it is but it takes FUCKING FOREEEEVER to level up leadership high enough to get the perk

[@hvw2377]

@Justin Rolland its cause you need to maintain a really high level of minimum morale to passively gain xp, the only other way is to lead armies

[@user-qm8jh4wx5f]

@Justin Rolland you could always just spam restart until your brother has the morale affecting bonuses and use him as a quartermaster

[@gediminasmorkys3589]

Those bagpipes were awesome! I was humming the theme "from before the coma" yesterday when playing Bannerlord. Some videos cannot be upvoted enough.

[@nikerboker1995]

It's about time my boi Duncan MacLeod gets some god damn recognition

[@Bash39]

I was just thinking the other day how it's been a while since one of these, love them

[@zackwright9901]

Just found your channel and have watched every how to play for banner lord. Finally a good content creator. Keep up the good work man

[@isleofpie4999]

To those wondering, the pipe song like 6 mins in is 400% by the Simon Frazer University Pipe Band.

[@TheAsj97]

WE NEED A FULL VERSION OF PRINCES OF CALRADIA!

[@luzmariachoquemoranes5713]

HILANDER THE INMORTAL XD

[@tru8637]

Someone spam Guiden

[@dumdum47]

He didn't make it

[@SerPandemonium]

This is quality content, I have watched all of these like 20 times, now another one to watch repeatedly

[@Thanadeez]

wish he would make more but no factions left

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

@@Thanadeez He can still make an Anti-Rhagaea Imperial playthrough.

[@CubeInspector]

​@@DestroyerOfOgis the only way to play empire tbh

[@KS-fz7hh]

The editing in those is just next level.

[@ciachaczowymuzykoman9617]

Man I wish I could hear full version of kings of battania this really kicks ass.

[@DrTasty18]

dude this first video of yours I've seen and the humor is getting me real good. Good jerb.

[@legus9684]

I don't get why, but I love that clip that plays when you select the Vlandians, of that guy making literal butter sandwiches

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

Nothing ever will replace the Warband music (and voice interactions)

[@alexanderkinney7984]

I just fucking love how you find all of these sounds, from Call of duty to Command and Conquer. KEEP it up brother.

[@vivak5416]

Great vid editing mate keep it up . The comedy makes it a masterpiece

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There’s so much going on in this video haha genuinely loved this.

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Top content... I wish I could like your video multiple times, please make more of this!

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this channel is another goldmine yet to be explored

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I've only just come across your videos and I'm in tears laughing at your how to videos, great work man

[@Americanpride555]

This is a masterpiece!

[@ugurcanbeyazyuz8585]

2:54 he is the TaleWords Social Media Manager and the guy is really speaking (and swearing) in Turkish hahahahahaha

[@calawyndold]

Coincidence? DEFINITELY NO!

[@alignb2283]

I really laughed so hard man, nice editing

[@Kalenderz35]

6:31 damn that trader's voice is so nostalgic af for me. 👍✌️

[@B0lld]

Sounds familiar but couldnt remember that

[@Kalenderz35]

@@B0lld Resident Evil 4⃣

[@alvercaine8893]

"Caladog need to recruit new members for his power metal band" genius

[@stephenwalsh2476]

This is literally the best in the series

[@whyistherumgone5693]

This is the best edit I've ever seen man

[@CharaISTB]

Edit is so fucking good :D Love the video mate. Made me laugh so hard :D

[@SpicyFiur]

I love joining Battania - if it wasn't for the fact that it takes ages for you to get some influence up to get some property. You have to suggest Law's that weaken the king removing his influence as well. Damn Catalog.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Cala, you Dog! 😡

[@Gizz101]

When western empire doesn't slap caladog 6ft under he becomes a demon to western calradia

[@SmoothVoid]

You sir, are a legend.

[@valdoalmeida6866]

This is one of my all times favourites videos in youtube. Ever.

[@LilSassy]

These keep getting better and better.

[@maDbiL]

Holy crap!! Never though I hear the song from the Highlander movie. It was like 20+ years ago. Nice!

[@Clemppu]

First Highlander screened exactly 35 years ago... time is not on our side! 😬

[@DhonJoe]

This has surpassed the simple description of 'art' this is something far more than just 'art'. This is a goddamn masterpiece blessed by King Graveth himself. Subbed.

[@pilavboy4417]

i miss king harlaus.....

[@jakeobrien9963]

Brought a tear to my eye 😢

[@histhoryk2648]

Here we are Born to be kings We're the princes of Calradia! I am Battanian I have inside me blood of Fians (Yeah) I have no rival No Imperial is equal Send me to the future of you all! ---Welcome to Warband

[@Poliswag7]

Let’s gooo

[@Gizz101]

Welcome to warband Forrest bandit Forrestbanditkiller69420 is hunting you now

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Now we need Gimme The Crown Here I am! I'm the master of Calradia! I am the one the only one! I am the God of Kingdom Come! Gimme the crown! JUST GIMME THE CROWN!

[@alderpuga9549]

Oh that intro of the movie Excalibur... Just love it

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I was not prepared for this video

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This is not the video I was looking for, but it pretty much sums it up.

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Using Excalibur at the beginning gets an instant sub. 🙏

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OH FUCK YES. I've been waiting for this.

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Those demoman voicelines killed me 😂😂

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Loved this!

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When its Vietnam time

[@johnsullivan186]

No?

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This is perfection, I, I love you.

[@Tidvel]

I'm so glad your doing these. I remeber the ones o t he first game

[@erccdang]

Very impressive editing

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this channel is gonna be huge

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Brought tears to my eyes...

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oh i have been waiting for this

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I rarely laugh at YT videos but the “RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” made me chuckle

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This is pure art.

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GOD TIER EDITING

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Legend

[@yo2026]

I have never laughed so hard in my life, the new sound bugg isnt a real bugg, its just how my voice is after laughing so hard one of my lungs came out

[@RuneR96]

This is fucking gold bro. Glad I found this channel

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Interesting rendition of The Butterfly in there, good choice!

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Man you make good content. Keep it up hahaha

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Bro... you made it perfect !

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I never thought I would see a meme from the old Excalibur movie. NIcely done.

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10/10 loved it

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We're the princes of Calraaadiaa!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 this vid had me rolling awesome work !

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Finally got a PC... Just found this a year later. I watched it. I lost it. I subbed.

[@ThatsOneFatSquirrel]

This video made me subscribe, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

[@cruzaider5339]

Chad Guiden for making this vid

[@lordlouiz3362]

koifish be like: finally. a worthy opponent

[@MrDragonsEye05]

Thank you

[@justpette1503]

Nice the guest has realistic medieval teeth agency

[@ivanpetkovic2130]

00:01 Excalibur is such a good movie and has so much meme potential

[@thomasmcbran6168]

If they ever make a return to war and there should be a Batavia revolution option.

[@glennshepard9659]

Oh man! I loved Excalibur as a kid. Great clip choice!

[@Abelius]

This channel is criminally under its rightful number of subs.

[@scarlettknight]

the king has returned

[@Hanzyl]

Best one yet!

[@-Raff-]

Less talking, moah Raiding

[@guilhermecunha8085]

the silhouette of his banner just killed me.

[@gtr2662]

bro what was that godly bagpipe song that was in the video I need that.

[@shrimpboom8]

The first time I played Battania right was also the first time I abused smithing. My falx was dealing 250 damage a hit but I refused to swap weapons so I could cut through shields in two or three swings. My athletics was so high I nearly had 200 hp. I managed to slay 111 men in a single battle without much effort, slightly outkilling the next best party

[@Raums]

This is amazing :-D

[@GandalftheWise]

Great editing

[@DzinkyDzink]

8:11 he went straight to VALHALLA!!!

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Yooooo!!!! That Coma message at 5:44 had me tripping! I got into a motorcycle accident in March 20th! But my accident was this year, 2021 lmao