How to play the Principality of Sturgia

Step 1: Drink Kvass with Babushka
Step 2: Plant weapon into neck of enemy
Step 3: Console his grieving widow by taking belongings
Step 4: Drive Yugo to town to trade goods with family
Step 5: Die of natural causes at 47
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Sturgia Strong! This Slavic themed faction relies on its powerful axe infantry and the impregnable shield wall formation for strong projectile defense. However they have some quality cavalry in the form of the heavy charging Druzhinnik and even more uniquely it's Horse Raider tree that can allow for a mass of horse skirmishers using throwing weapons that can quickly swarm and harass a large amount of units with a concentrated javelin assault. Last but not least it's archers are solid. They are a modest troop but their skill and equipment is good so having a healthy populated archer unit can be a good boon for your army. Svana best girl by the way.
Music Used:
Abel Pittaro - Kalangas
Slavic Battle Music (Yes that's what it was called)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl - Main Theme
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat - Combat Theme 2
Gopnik McBlyat - Skytelaget 2017
Hej Sokoly - Ogniem i Mieczem (With Fire and Sword)
#Bannerlord #Sturgia #Memes

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If you want a Milf, Siga is the way to go

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What mods you use?

[@amg508]

These videos have me laughing out loud. You’ve earned a new subscriber.

[@warhammerguy]

First woman I ever married in bannerlord

[@hanami21]

What are the best wives in bannerlord appearance wise other than Svana and for the other kingdoms? Played a lot but dunno who to chose

[@Gapeagle]

Bannerlord babes be either 10/10 supermodels or 0/10 potatoes.

[@GuidenYT]

You right

[@absolutelyyousless7605]

@@GuidenYT this is just real life, what are you implying?

[@stormysurge9083]

Same with russians

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Warband as well, although some look like absolute monkeee and the less horrible ones look kinda normal

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@@stormysurge9083 bullcrap

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this includes hardbass and Hej Sokoly, 10/10 - IGN

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11/10 IGN

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"So I surrounded myself with murderers, vagabonds, and women" LOL

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Sseth at it's worse

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On par

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Koifish is just a discount Robbaz xD

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@@allarian8726 his voice does my head in

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Way better

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We are all descendants of sseth

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+Wait, it's all "STALKER"? -Always has been.

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Ynature)

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Loads AK

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[@Kaiser282]

He seems to have forgotten his medicine again.

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hopefully he gets around to freeing his nephew from that maximum security prison.

[@childrenofthesun471]

As a slav, thank you for the video and memes from our culture. Greetings from Poland!.

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a spierdalaj translation: i love you too

[@childrenofthesun471]

@@poprostudas3947 :(((( paszoł won

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their armor looks the coolest

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Let's make the Slavic Union, brother!

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SLAVA RODU

[@martys7362]

Finally someone who knows Sturgia is based on Kievan Rus(Slavs) and not Vikings

[@AlmightyPi]

well both, kievan rus ascended from vikings partially

[@АлександрФедоренко-б7ч]

@@AlmightyPi Not like this. Rurik, the first Kievan ruler, was a Viking warrior, but he spoke old Slavonic and ruled Slavic tribes. Some sources say that he was a Slavic mercenary on Viking's service. But honestly, they are doubted.

[@luciusartorius3437]

Except that kievan rus is a madeup term

[@logan3770]

Anyone who knows anything at all about the mount and blade games knows that Bannerlord's Sturgia is a mix of the Vaegirs (Slavs) and Nords (Vikings) from Warband. People mostly focus on them being vikings because to be frank medieval vikings are more interesting and familiar to most people than medieval slavs. It's also partially a copout by Tale Worlds to not add another culture, like how they decided to have three flavors of Roman and smashed Rhodoks and Swadians into the same faction to make Vlandia, but as an afterthought it's also a nod to the real life origins of Russia, coming from the mix of slavs and the russ vikings.

[@АлександрФедоренко-б7ч]

@@logan3770 no, you are wrong. read the lore. strugians or vaegirs came from the northern mountain. nords came from the sea. and this is reason why they couldn't defeat each other. because "king of Vaegirs was getting support from the mountain, king of Nords was getting support from the sea". at first, nords got only a small land near Vercheg in Warband from an emperor which I don't remember the name of, but they went further. because they took his words "you land on the north" wrongly. northen invasion will be much later after bannerlord. Mateld told about it in warband how they fought against vaegir. Yes , this game has it own history and deep lore

[@perrkons]

The Empire might have Rhagea But the Sturgians have the big woman- Svana

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

Svana is clearly and decisively superior. By far.

[@SvanaSTURGISMSVANISM]

I am about to send this to Rhagaea from the Calradian group chat

[@admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167]

"I hit a Vlandian keep driving" had me dead.

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

Every Sturgian playthrough is just incomplete without running over the Vlandian horde while smashing their skulls into 2 with a two-handed axe.

[@TheSturgian]

Vlandians are cement for roads.

[@SvanaSTURGISMSVANISM]

Imagine not running over Vlandians every day... Very cringe ngl.

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Hey Hey People

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Sseth here

[@althor2388]

Yes

[@emperorcheese2370]

Today....

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i'll be covering

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A game that tests the limit of my ADD medication.

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Mount and Blade II : Blyatlord

[@Некто_Из_Интернета]

Я не понял, ты быканул или да?

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With extra Blin

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@@Некто_Из_Интернета wtf

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Да, он быканул

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Mount and Blade: Bajarnik

[@1oace768]

Gentlemen, if your wife doesn't have 200 skill in Two Handed, divorce her.

[@dogcatchen]

it's ok, even if she doesn't, I can train her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

But what is she has 200 skill in one-handed and 10 points in riding instead? 🤔

[@DestroyerOfOgis]

Gentlemen, if your wife has never carried a Northern Decorated Two-Handed Axe, divorce her.

[@jackf1830]

Words to live by

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Finally, a Sturgian Playthrough with Hej Sokoly

[@erwinrogoza614]

The Sturgian speedrun - Conquer all the map before Hej Sokoly stops playing

[@patchiepls9915]

what fun fact hej sokoly is NOT russian thank god

[@guy_sax_epic8723]

@@patchiepls9915 well, hej sokoly is Polish-Ukrainian, and since Sturgia is originally based on Kyivan Rus it was right

[@patchiepls9915]

@@guy_sax_epic8723 i dont think so and its kievan rus

[@guy_sax_epic8723]

@@patchiepls9915 It's Kyivan Rus cuz it's named after city Kyiv and the song is *the most likely* written by Polish-Ukrainian author, anyway it's equally popular in both countries (even the lyrics are about Ukraine and cossack), so your opinion has nothing to do with it

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Please dont stop making MBB2 videos they r always so fun to watch😂

[@dragonscaleshields]

Maybe then you'd like my Sturgia Video. I use realistic battle mod and created a new custom troop tree - kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJiQl3yMlJd_o8U Holy shit it's so hard to get views on KZbin. I'm sad.

[@deathstrack]

The tarkov and stalker combination was a surprise but a welcome one

[@sethleoric2598]

Despite names like Varcheg and their faction description and the fact that they're a principality ala the ones from modern day Russia that tried to fight off the Mongols, i did not figure out the Sturgians were actually the precursors to probably the Vaegirs till this video.

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[@Erronius]

I love the totally relatable DD stress increases from missing hits XD

[@Predator20357]

I chose the Sturgians first because I know, while there might be some Nord influence, it’s truly a cheeky breeky Soldier. Also I knew I chose the right one when Svana was the first wife I gotten.

[@teecil]

Стургийский союз социалистических вассалов

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Феодальный коммунизм

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Хаха

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@@darthbennis5796 always has been

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I was waiting on this ever since it was announced, I thought you forgot about it

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Nope. I made another video using a lot of my call of duty clips since I wanted to do something different. I'm hoping to finish the factions this year

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3:10 didn't expect to see Stachu Jones here

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“If we hit a vlandian keep driving” my motto in every campaign ever

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[@Kmwallace90]

the amount of references in this is nuts.

[@Czaki13579]

That is defeinitly one of the best YT Sturgia short movies

[@Varko-Farsight]

0:50 Damn, Obelix just keeps destroying Imperials in every fuckin dimesion he goes to....

[@enjoythestruggle]

LMAO

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Everyone talks shit about the battanians till I catch em in the woods

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The Rus crossovers are going to explode the internet

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My introduction to this channel and can’t wait to see the rest

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Nigga what

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@@planetside9714 that's literally his street

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@@BuddhaGuantanamo I have no idea what you are talking about

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@@planetside9714 we say about video, which you're, now watching

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Love me some Hej Sokoły! Greetings from Poland

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The Adidas logo killed me

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I am from Ukraine, and this is totally awesome collaboration

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As Sseth would say: "You're truly wonderful. Have a good one."

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This inspired me to do a Sturgia playthrough, bless

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Оставлю, пожалуй, комментарий на русском, и скажу что это было охренительно)

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В точку

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[@mako5996]

Sturgia isnt based on Poland, so he shouldnt have chosen them

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@@mako5996 but the rus are also slavs

[@mako5996]

@@borzmir9326 Yes, but there are differences between Russians and Poles

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3:19 I'm glad that I heard this preety polish word

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impressive levels of cheeki breeki

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Kingdom of Poland awards you this saber for your efforts and service to the crown.

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Was that our favorite guerrilla, witchdoctor warlord Sseth I hear?

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lol me too

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Dayum

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5:00 this is an old polish song. greetings from Poland haha

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What's the name of the song ?

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the music at the end (6:54), relax level 100

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Using Ssethtzeentach's lines I see... hmmm...quality!

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From his mount and blade video no less

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Заебись

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Четка

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Чётко

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I hear 'Hej Sokoly' and I fetch my wings.

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5:33 you know someone is dangerous when he's done this kind of things

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Svana is indeed nightmare of the Vlandian horde.

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We are not behind the snow. WE ARE THE SNOW.

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I am not in danger. I am the danger.

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Aa nuu, cheeki breeki iv damke!

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5:00 wow, a song in my language :)

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Out of all things I did not expect a Tran Dan reference LMAO I don’t even play the game ur playing, but I LOVE your content, keep it up!

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Such a great comedy shortmovie wtf

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This video... what a great christmas present!

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Dziękujemy za sokoły :3

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this best of Guiden

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Instant like for STALKER

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Bro this editing is insane.

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Absolutely loved this. 10/10

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0:58 Press F to pay respects to “please don’t call the police” porn guy. If only he had done his homework :(

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i didn't understand the stalker opening and ending until now but i love this video loll

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Господи, это шикарно!)

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These videos are pure chaos and I like it!

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Sseth flashbacks strikes

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holy shit Stalker, Tarkov, and bannerlord all in one video 🔥

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You had me with the Stalker references

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2:40 aren't these sounds from the Metro Series?

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Nop.. is Stalker!

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The editing is so fucking good bro, great video!

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The Vitas part,NOICE

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LOL I heard Vitus in there... that's a first. Great editing, reminds me of Stimpee-like top quality.

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strat the chad commented on a svana reference?!?! 🥶

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OMG Stratic

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Really nice video man best family banner ever and nice Russian folk song I have no clue what they are singing about but it sounds kinda cool and matches the video perfectly Edit: can't wait to see the Aserai video

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It's Polish song though

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Hope to see some ikea in here

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Oh no

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@Toroko12 fam stfu viking ikea and and slav it's cool

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This is probably the most awesome video ever

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A h, so this is the Bogatyr that my fellow Russians been telling me the stories about

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Hardbass and hej sokoly? You have a new subscriber!

[@BatoNozerca]

+1 for knowing they're slavs not vikings.

[@LucidWanderer]

They remind me of the Rurikid Dynasty of Kievan Russ, Of Rurik who conquered Slavic tribes and ruled them creating the basis of modern Russia.

[@monkeyton5]

They're a bit vikingy still

[@alexlower505]

Love the Runescape and Darkest Dungeon references.

[@nikitar.7898]

ДРУЖИННИК.

[@halfknight6706]

"Pretty good for a simo/koifish clone" lmao!

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

- Vovochka, can you show the class where France is on the map? - (points at France) Here. - Very good! What about China? - (points at China) Here it is. - Very good! But what about Sturgia, can you show where Sturgia is? - (puts hand on chest) Sturgia is here.