How to Reduce Baby Unemployment!

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I did a thing

I did a thing

4 жыл бұрын

Its about time babies started pulling their weight in society, i made the device to help them do it.
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Пікірлер: 5 700
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
Consider supporting me on Patreon so i dont have to work at McDonalds. www.patreon.com/user?u=13180179
@Mozie69
@Mozie69 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@ourbread9065
@ourbread9065 4 жыл бұрын
Hello
@miltonferreira9287
@miltonferreira9287 4 жыл бұрын
You actually made a thing
@nicolai9156
@nicolai9156 4 жыл бұрын
Is that yours
@AK006
@AK006 4 жыл бұрын
hey i like ur vids
@samdavani6221
@samdavani6221 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, was arrested for child labour. 5/10
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
its a tricky line
@smithmcsmithy2645
@smithmcsmithy2645 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unused, arrested and charged with human trafficking 2.5/10
@TypicalBLKW
@TypicalBLKW 4 жыл бұрын
sam davani nice
@bigfan1041
@bigfan1041 4 жыл бұрын
Child labour laws need to be repealed!
@xXfl33rXx
@xXfl33rXx 4 жыл бұрын
Instuctions unclear, was arrested for manslauther
@eaglelord145
@eaglelord145 4 жыл бұрын
Main thing I learned from this video is that apparently 10% of babies are in fact employed
@jasperfk
@jasperfk 4 жыл бұрын
The Edgy-unedgy there must be quite a few babies who have steady employment as models and television and film extras. They probably have no idea wtf is going on.
@lauren-sq5cd
@lauren-sq5cd 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@PiousSlayer
@PiousSlayer 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the babies that taste-test baby food is technically employed?
@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 4 жыл бұрын
Probably those baby mop clothes that you can put on a baby so they mop the floor as they crawl around.
@CanadianCat64
@CanadianCat64 4 жыл бұрын
B O S S B A B Y
@based_bed
@based_bed 3 жыл бұрын
90% of babies: unemployed 10% of babies: my goals are beyond your understanding
@rolfneks
@rolfneks 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, i noticed it too.
@dolphinman9253
@dolphinman9253 3 жыл бұрын
they are probably for diapers commercial
@simekon80085
@simekon80085 3 жыл бұрын
10% of babies live in china
@nickyhr
@nickyhr 3 жыл бұрын
@@simekon80085 Ok, I laughed for 5 mins straight at that one. Jesus Christ
@simekon80085
@simekon80085 3 жыл бұрын
5 minutes? What a waste of time. You could have made like 7 iphones.
@EvilParagon4
@EvilParagon4 3 жыл бұрын
I still can't tell if this dude is the best brother ever or just a wholesome dad.
@garold8222
@garold8222 2 жыл бұрын
probably his nephew
@P_steez
@P_steez 2 жыл бұрын
It’s his nephew if I’m not mistaken
@heiroy1195
@heiroy1195 2 жыл бұрын
Why not both
@4nd3rzzon
@4nd3rzzon 2 жыл бұрын
Lannister ?
@plushieoctopusonhead8415
@plushieoctopusonhead8415 2 жыл бұрын
Both *alabama music starts*
@greybeard29
@greybeard29 4 жыл бұрын
Do Australian babies crawl out the womb and up into a pouch?
@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583
@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 4 жыл бұрын
GreyBeard29 nah they crawl into large funnel web spider dens
@greybeard29
@greybeard29 4 жыл бұрын
The angry bird god of the midlands Fear me but they have to fight 3 kangaroos at the door right ?
@semann-bacon2413
@semann-bacon2413 4 жыл бұрын
that's racist
@cr4ck3r58
@cr4ck3r58 4 жыл бұрын
@@semann-bacon2413 *tHat'S rAcISt*
@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583
@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Dank who gives a fuck mate?
@user-pg7fk2rz5o
@user-pg7fk2rz5o 4 жыл бұрын
That 10% working is basically that sun from the " Teletubbies "
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
ahahah all the teletubbie remakes around the world
@bennie4362
@bennie4362 4 жыл бұрын
i can’t believe there are only 10 babies on earth
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 4 жыл бұрын
@@geekfreak5100 I disagree.
@thelegacyshow4248
@thelegacyshow4248 3 жыл бұрын
Or any baby in movies
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol 2 ай бұрын
​@@bennie4362. The sun is the mass of 10% of the babies
@jacksfacts20
@jacksfacts20 2 жыл бұрын
As an evolutionary anthropologist I was very impressed with your research into why babies are so comparatively helpless as you’re totally correct with what you said here. The one thing I would add is that the growth of big brains was also compounded by our hominin ancestors becoming bipedal. This dramatically shrunk our pelvic opening so as to prevent our guts from falling through and severely limited the brain size of our babies as anything too big wouldn’t fit through. Even now our heads are still too big. This is why our skull isn’t fused together at birth so it can squish on our way out.
@GamesFromSpace
@GamesFromSpace 2 жыл бұрын
It also probably doesn't hurt that being outside the womb is a much more intellectually stimulating environment for the developing brain.
@spjr99
@spjr99 Жыл бұрын
Hmm interesting point.
@spencerschannel8889
@spencerschannel8889 3 жыл бұрын
As much as I like this guy sometimes I wonder what's going through his head...
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 3 жыл бұрын
thanks?
@sandwichdepescado6442
@sandwichdepescado6442 2 жыл бұрын
It's probably brainy stuff, cigarettes smokes and kangaroos
@allseeingeye3182
@allseeingeye3182 2 жыл бұрын
Rubber glue
@1LizzyCore1
@1LizzyCore1 2 жыл бұрын
@@allseeingeye3182 Underrated comment
@squ1dd13
@squ1dd13 2 жыл бұрын
@@1LizzyCore1 Underrated comment
@natethegreat6509
@natethegreat6509 4 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't happen. Never... Well, maybe once." *Is this your origin story?*
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
yeh mate, im still running
@cellout4619
@cellout4619 4 жыл бұрын
"Australian man forces baby to work"
@Josh-ck9bv
@Josh-ck9bv 4 жыл бұрын
cell out do you know whose baby that is?
@cellout4619
@cellout4619 4 жыл бұрын
@@Josh-ck9bv mine
@Josh-ck9bv
@Josh-ck9bv 4 жыл бұрын
cell out thanks for giving me a real answer
@cellout4619
@cellout4619 4 жыл бұрын
@@Josh-ck9bv no problem
@Josh-ck9bv
@Josh-ck9bv 4 жыл бұрын
cell out seriously tho who’s baby is it
@shortking-vp9vv
@shortking-vp9vv Жыл бұрын
Your nephew is so fortunate to have an uncle like you. I'm sure he'll appreciate having you around once his squishy, smooth brain matures to the point where he understands complex feelings like "appreciation".
@tylerblack3962
@tylerblack3962 2 жыл бұрын
I love how ready his family is to take part in his antics
@OfficialNinjaSkillz
@OfficialNinjaSkillz 4 жыл бұрын
Make a device that makes my dog a functional member of society
@HerrscherPuppet
@HerrscherPuppet 4 жыл бұрын
But dogs already have an important job: Professional morale boosters
@OfficialNinjaSkillz
@OfficialNinjaSkillz 4 жыл бұрын
@@HerrscherPuppet Mine chews his crotch and learned how to open my cupboard to consume my Goldfish crackers.
@HerrscherPuppet
@HerrscherPuppet 4 жыл бұрын
Obsolete Excellence oh...😆
@artificialidiot1654
@artificialidiot1654 4 жыл бұрын
They are already functioning as a service for blind people, entertainment for depressed people. And cure hunger for Asians.
@matepospisil3283
@matepospisil3283 4 жыл бұрын
i'm not a dog but i need that device
@HouseBricksDoor187
@HouseBricksDoor187 4 жыл бұрын
This guy: babies need a job Also him: become a patreon so I don't need to get a job
@tunnelsnake420
@tunnelsnake420 4 жыл бұрын
Well he isn't a baby so he doesn't need a job, it's common sense
@dlericx1876
@dlericx1876 4 жыл бұрын
Big Brain.
@cortster12
@cortster12 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin is the job, pssst.
@hanburbger7782
@hanburbger7782 4 жыл бұрын
The baby needs to pick up the slack.
@cedrick25
@cedrick25 4 жыл бұрын
@@tunnelsnake420 This genuinely made me laugh
@nofuccerino6025
@nofuccerino6025 2 жыл бұрын
Welp im commenting on an year old video but still, Man i legit binge watched all your videos in less than a week, keep up the good work, love from Italy.
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate! Take a break thats a lot of watching
@warlord-chan9540
@warlord-chan9540 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy to think that at that time he only had 220k subs, now he has ten times that and even more crazy that he replied to an comment on an old video.
@mrmatejator
@mrmatejator 2 жыл бұрын
I am somewhat of an unemployed baby myself so this motivational video really helped.
@elliotmydude
@elliotmydude 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing the baby play with large dangerous machines is giving me anxiety but it's the only way they'll learn to not be such Slackers
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Tiger-br8hq
@Tiger-br8hq 4 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@Handles_Are_Bad.Phuk-them-off
@Handles_Are_Bad.Phuk-them-off 4 жыл бұрын
i was cracking up through the whole montage may well have been the best part of the vid
@etlttc353
@etlttc353 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing and 69 likes BOI
@noah-ns7lu
@noah-ns7lu 4 жыл бұрын
*IS thIs HiS CHilD*
@tandelshubham55
@tandelshubham55 4 жыл бұрын
So he's basically flexing on us showing his baby's cuteness.
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
Got it
@caleblewis8169
@caleblewis8169 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing who is that baby
@caleblewis8169
@caleblewis8169 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Kitto thanks man
@sui11106
@sui11106 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like a walnut , But walnuts are cute so-
@lrskitten2140
@lrskitten2140 4 жыл бұрын
Babies aren't cute tho, their little Gremlins who don't pax their taxes.
@streetkillkla
@streetkillkla 3 жыл бұрын
"the baby uneployment rate is 90%" *yo what is the 10%*
@mr.p215
@mr.p215 2 жыл бұрын
Productive babies that carry their own weight.
@cholesterolhuman208
@cholesterolhuman208 2 жыл бұрын
The babies in china making our TVs
@plaidshirt9955
@plaidshirt9955 2 жыл бұрын
Child actors and forklift drivers. 👍
@MapleSyrup691
@MapleSyrup691 3 жыл бұрын
5:19 “It’s not like wood grows on trees or anything.” 😂
@sapper8643
@sapper8643 3 жыл бұрын
because the tree, is the wood LOL. yes i get it.
@pacodave4885
@pacodave4885 Жыл бұрын
He forgot trees need water
@imthatgayguy
@imthatgayguy 4 жыл бұрын
i am actually from samoa and my group of friends worship u like a god now
@bigcanca2131
@bigcanca2131 4 жыл бұрын
WE COULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THAT
@imthatgayguy
@imthatgayguy 4 жыл бұрын
baguette man holy shit yes We are the Thingians
@tobe4208
@tobe4208 4 жыл бұрын
We must offer woodshavings to please the great I did a thing
@imthatgayguy
@imthatgayguy 4 жыл бұрын
Tobias Yates yes we must sacrifice our wood shavings and our spoons made out of spoons to the i did a thing
@scarlettefoxx5585
@scarlettefoxx5585 4 жыл бұрын
I want this
@ivaeeek8358
@ivaeeek8358 4 жыл бұрын
Those dang babys coming into our world, taking our jobs! It's outrageous!
@14gotn61
@14gotn61 4 жыл бұрын
Deport all babies!
@timetraveler69yearsago3
@timetraveler69yearsago3 4 жыл бұрын
Deport all babies!
@Claudio-gv2lz
@Claudio-gv2lz 4 жыл бұрын
Deport all babies!
@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739
@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739 4 жыл бұрын
thay took r jobs
@guzza5375
@guzza5375 4 жыл бұрын
Deport all babies!
@goingbackto1776
@goingbackto1776 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s not like wood grows on trees” No no, he’s got a point
@pigeonmanx4655
@pigeonmanx4655 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 the life of a speed runner
@darthunicorns3006
@darthunicorns3006 4 жыл бұрын
As a baby can confirm. We are drunk all the time.
@sui11106
@sui11106 4 жыл бұрын
Where do you get the Boos from?
@ferero6642
@ferero6642 4 жыл бұрын
@@sui11106 mentallity
@noplsb7141
@noplsb7141 4 жыл бұрын
@@sui11106 drunk teenage mothers
@june16fre
@june16fre 4 жыл бұрын
@@sui11106 Don't listen to these brain washed idots, take it from a baby, our mothers naturally produce alcohol and we drink it straight from the source.
@raggedyquim1890
@raggedyquim1890 4 жыл бұрын
Like baby as in who, Trump?
@VigilIsWatching
@VigilIsWatching 4 жыл бұрын
hello from somoa we love you please give us rain we are living in dorught thank u god also our babies work 100% now
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
great im glad to hear they are working!
@jacenight116
@jacenight116 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing Why did they brake in the first place?
@KerbalSpacey
@KerbalSpacey 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacenight116 to slow down the car
@jacenight116
@jacenight116 4 жыл бұрын
@@KerbalSpacey That was good ahaha
@DasOfTheBroken
@DasOfTheBroken 4 жыл бұрын
Notice how he doesn't talk about their drought. Smh, such a neglectful god
@mrstraw153
@mrstraw153 Жыл бұрын
You can tell that that is a great developmental tool and that that kid is really learning quickly
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk Жыл бұрын
I asked my grandad, he said by the time he was 2 months he was already working a paper route, at a year old he was catching king crabs off the coast of Alaska, and by the time he was 2 years old he already had a mortgage and a wife to support.
@PompomYourkey
@PompomYourkey 4 жыл бұрын
“We have big heads becase...” Me: BIG BRAIN TIME
@muntahi4383
@muntahi4383 4 жыл бұрын
BIG BRAIIINNNN
@amthrow7698
@amthrow7698 4 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat BIG BRAIN
@muntahi4383
@muntahi4383 4 жыл бұрын
you have never played tuber simulator?
@steyn1775
@steyn1775 4 жыл бұрын
@@muntahi4383 pffft
@aviwel
@aviwel 4 жыл бұрын
steyn17 you know it’s fun, right?
@mrsem6670
@mrsem6670 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the thumbnail didn't show the full title. "Making a Device that Reduces Baby"
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
aww crap really
@randomcrackhead8191
@randomcrackhead8191 4 жыл бұрын
I did a thing yeah lol
@catherinevo6060
@catherinevo6060 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Sem xD
@solarsailor973
@solarsailor973 4 жыл бұрын
Well, as we all know, babies have a disturbingly low electron count, so reducing them could indeed be useful.
@mrsem6670
@mrsem6670 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing I have a feeling that you knew what you were doing weren't you
@yarielrobles9003
@yarielrobles9003 3 жыл бұрын
1:45 I was surprised that the second to last skull was bigger than the modern one and then I realized it's just a neanderthal skull
@victorchanalet9592
@victorchanalet9592 3 жыл бұрын
It’s Neanderthal’s skull and yes we must stop thinking we are the best version of us
@2niceunicorns562
@2niceunicorns562 Жыл бұрын
These videos never fail to make me feel better. Thank you for existing man.
@ReitekiKaizen
@ReitekiKaizen 4 жыл бұрын
" we used sticks as tools and then we used them to kill each other for oil" extreme casual society progression
@thetangerine5747
@thetangerine5747 4 жыл бұрын
AnonFEAR your profile pic gives me nightmares for weeks
@happy_amoeba
@happy_amoeba 4 жыл бұрын
@@thetangerine5747 **SCREAMING**
@originalthing5738
@originalthing5738 4 жыл бұрын
Lol ur the only one in the line who didn’t get hearted by him
@thecatpersonuk9962
@thecatpersonuk9962 4 жыл бұрын
Like 300
@reflexzoncrack6335
@reflexzoncrack6335 4 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is so stupid
@119winters5
@119winters5 4 жыл бұрын
As a samoan, we are blessed by your recognition and appreciation of our daily video ritual of your channel
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
thanks mate
@retf8977
@retf8977 4 жыл бұрын
From my nimble information about the middle east, my birthplace, but idk man, seems like kind of a middle eastern name, specifically from the Levant or iraq
@polyboy8177
@polyboy8177 4 жыл бұрын
Faisal Adel aye uso
@yehoestioco1467
@yehoestioco1467 4 жыл бұрын
Its a tribe from the polynesian triangle
@vajaspiritos744
@vajaspiritos744 10 ай бұрын
3 years ago he was at 200k subs and now 4.5 million! Crazy man, keep up the good job!
@neonblack211
@neonblack211 2 жыл бұрын
This video was way more heart-warming than I expected
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
"This whole video was an excuse for me to make something actually useful." Clearly, you don't mean the baby.
@Diego3Ke
@Diego3Ke 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, KZbin doesn’t allow that kind of content.
@DenvaProbablyDraws
@DenvaProbablyDraws 4 жыл бұрын
New message, I’ve seen you in other comment sections
@ModernBladesmith
@ModernBladesmith 4 жыл бұрын
*hears his voice* "oh, hes aussie" *Uses dollars* "yeah, he's aussie" *says maccas* "ok, he's very aussie"
@jazzie4445
@jazzie4445 4 жыл бұрын
He also said mate in his video alot without realising so yep very very aussie
@hereitcgaming9294
@hereitcgaming9294 4 жыл бұрын
*Dies from fire* "yeah his is one hundred percent Aussie"
@ModernBladesmith
@ModernBladesmith 4 жыл бұрын
@@hereitcgaming9294 dang... too soon m8
@buffboo
@buffboo Жыл бұрын
This is an amazing informational video! It helped so much with the baby unemployment issue around my mother's daycare! Thank you so much!
@willgrzelewski2112
@willgrzelewski2112 2 жыл бұрын
Is nobody thinking about how he is a very talented dancer?
@EEE-ro5px
@EEE-ro5px 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate titles: I endanger my child using power tools I force my child into the work force I birth a cabbage
@cr4ck3r58
@cr4ck3r58 4 жыл бұрын
*cabbage*
@poolsclosed9898
@poolsclosed9898 4 жыл бұрын
That’s his moms kid
@drewpott
@drewpott 4 жыл бұрын
@@poolsclosed9898 so...like maybe his baby brother
@lucasmucas9072
@lucasmucas9072 4 жыл бұрын
Needs More Protein T H A T S W O R S E
@lucasmucas9072
@lucasmucas9072 4 жыл бұрын
Or I use my baby to get views and clout
@survivalofthefittest46
@survivalofthefittest46 4 жыл бұрын
They're not completely useless 😂 I mean they're paid actors in movies
@macswanton9622
@macswanton9622 4 жыл бұрын
@ Brandon Vg
@oddball1652
@oddball1652 4 жыл бұрын
Survival of the fittest so that’s what happened to the 10% of babies who have jobs
@xeropulse5745
@xeropulse5745 2 жыл бұрын
What a great uncle, teaching a baby how to be useful, giving them purpose in life.
@simrankc6940
@simrankc6940 Жыл бұрын
2:26 was foreshadowing to i did a thing's future pursuit in stopping the rain
@oakley9099
@oakley9099 4 жыл бұрын
"Babies are just so god damn cute--" I disAgREE THEY ARE DEMONIC POTATO SACS
@lead_tv
@lead_tv 4 жыл бұрын
"So how many potatoes till this ones full?" "God damnit susan! We need more babies for the potatoes"
@cactuz116
@cactuz116 4 жыл бұрын
haha quirky funny different
@oscarkronborg7176
@oscarkronborg7176 4 жыл бұрын
How do you dare to say such a thing? Potatoes deserve better
@katherineeskine807
@katherineeskine807 4 жыл бұрын
no
@Guy-ib6dk
@Guy-ib6dk 4 жыл бұрын
I like potatoes
@h.thumbsthomas5479
@h.thumbsthomas5479 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a social worker for babies (newborn to 3). So even though babies are unemployed they're the reason I'm not! 😂
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
only good argument
@dalmaronthefirst2237
@dalmaronthefirst2237 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I've heard thats a tough job.
@Katt1n
@Katt1n 4 жыл бұрын
Babies being unfit to work is a conspiracy developed by big social to keep social workers employed.
@ddsjgvk
@ddsjgvk 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should find them a job. It's time for kids to go back to work. Make the world great again.
@offaroxy
@offaroxy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the 500th like!! incoming I didn't ask and I dont care comments
@dreographic4163
@dreographic4163 6 ай бұрын
I just want you to know, i genuinely think you are one of the funniest people and your videos always put me in a good mood, i appreciate you sir 😊
@pharmer73
@pharmer73 3 жыл бұрын
Even if he claims He’s bad at building we all know he’s the best dancer
@judebreheny3925
@judebreheny3925 4 жыл бұрын
If you're actually gonna keep that, maybe put a bit of padding on the rungs, babies are very talented at hurting themselves in silly ways.
@daxter69420
@daxter69420 4 жыл бұрын
says a guy that has a pink guy profile picture
@orangesfortropicana4585
@orangesfortropicana4585 4 жыл бұрын
@@daxter69420 he's talking from experience
@cutiecutie6494
@cutiecutie6494 4 жыл бұрын
@@orangesfortropicana4585 damn
@urmomdoer2315
@urmomdoer2315 4 жыл бұрын
Does that mean depressed people are babies?
@spencerp6243
@spencerp6243 4 жыл бұрын
@@urmomdoer2315 yes.
@iAvocado
@iAvocado 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having se× and then waiting 9 months just to do a video Smh😒
@iAvocado
@iAvocado 4 жыл бұрын
OMG thanks for the ❤️
@macswanton9622
@macswanton9622 4 жыл бұрын
where'd you get that little -x- ...Aussie keyboard?
@heidysotomedina
@heidysotomedina 4 жыл бұрын
@@macswanton9622 multiplication sighn :p
@heidysotomedina
@heidysotomedina 4 жыл бұрын
×
@man_like_forg1121
@man_like_forg1121 4 жыл бұрын
-x-
@Freestila
@Freestila 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the baby working montage with the song. Best one yet:-)
@Hitned01
@Hitned01 2 жыл бұрын
200k subs? holy shit what a long way you've come dude congrats
@macycollier4241
@macycollier4241 4 жыл бұрын
Him- “Babies eat everything they come in contact with” Baby-😎😎
@mookillays2283
@mookillays2283 4 жыл бұрын
ayyy
@TnT_F0X
@TnT_F0X 4 жыл бұрын
Using tools... Harvesting with tools... Killing Each-other for oil. I think he missed a step or two.
@nsolomons8361
@nsolomons8361 4 жыл бұрын
TnT FoX what happened between using and harvesting with tools?
@strangent404a7
@strangent404a7 4 жыл бұрын
No
@markosavic4216
@markosavic4216 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he got everything right
@kaijie9632
@kaijie9632 3 жыл бұрын
I swear he is the aussie Michael Reeves
@glitchyduck15
@glitchyduck15 2 жыл бұрын
finally figured out who heavy was talking about when he was wondering who sent babies to fight him
@Killer751595
@Killer751595 4 жыл бұрын
“Six pointed triangle” your not going to fool me. That’s two triangles taped together
@callumw8719
@callumw8719 4 жыл бұрын
Scriptik that would make a quadrilateral :/
@Killer751595
@Killer751595 4 жыл бұрын
@@callumw8719 then 3! triangles
@TfromO
@TfromO 4 жыл бұрын
"I had no idea that wood was this expensive. Although I guess it makes sense, its not like wood grows on trees or anything" Haven't laughed so hard in a long time! You got my sub
@yeet6356
@yeet6356 Жыл бұрын
Technically wood doesn’t grow ON trees, the wood IS the tree.
@SqueakTheSquirrel
@SqueakTheSquirrel Жыл бұрын
Neither did I till I decided to build my own desk. Cost double what I expected after I skimped on supplies + used some stuff I already had on hand. Still got some scraps that I can't stand to part with. 😁
@casandrap2809
@casandrap2809 2 жыл бұрын
You almost have 3 miillion subscribers now! Great job!
@willywonka-rq8hp
@willywonka-rq8hp 2 жыл бұрын
Wow 200,000 subs congrats man.
@DepressedAndDank
@DepressedAndDank 4 жыл бұрын
You're three months old! Go get a job!
@weezerboy6910
@weezerboy6910 4 жыл бұрын
"You're five months old already! Move out!"
@whizxcoffee
@whizxcoffee 4 жыл бұрын
Other three month babies : *tf*
@Cheezymuffin.
@Cheezymuffin. 4 жыл бұрын
90% unemployment rate under 2 years wait... what is 1 out of 10 babies doing?
@thurebox2229
@thurebox2229 4 жыл бұрын
Drugs
@nordiceggtv9561
@nordiceggtv9561 4 жыл бұрын
Selling weed
@ployter94
@ployter94 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle can tell you where that baby works at
@MrQhuin
@MrQhuin 4 жыл бұрын
Celebrities
@Helmic
@Helmic 4 жыл бұрын
Gerber ads. They just go through _so many_ of the things.
@spencercochran2891
@spencercochran2891 3 жыл бұрын
Dude all your videos are so good hahah. 200k subs in this video, while I'm watching this you have 1.65M videos! Insanity!
@Axqu7227
@Axqu7227 2 жыл бұрын
This was uploaded on my birthday 2 years ago! Thank you for the birthday present; sorry I didn't find it until now!
@solid_milk
@solid_milk 4 жыл бұрын
this channel is like a mixture of vsauce, how to basic, and binging with babish. and its amazing
@ilham7345
@ilham7345 4 жыл бұрын
and thisoldtony
@Buguese
@Buguese 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot he's also a mix of king of random
@jashansogi2641
@jashansogi2641 4 жыл бұрын
Lo l
@baakojernigan7095
@baakojernigan7095 4 жыл бұрын
I feel a little bit of YSAC too
@amthrow7698
@amthrow7698 4 жыл бұрын
An Australian michael Reeves
@mikebloomberg4470
@mikebloomberg4470 4 жыл бұрын
3:51 WTF Is the other 10 percent doing??? 😂😂😂
@sporeham1674
@sporeham1674 4 жыл бұрын
Working, duh.
@peterzingler6221
@peterzingler6221 4 жыл бұрын
Smoking
@MrArcher0
@MrArcher0 4 жыл бұрын
Working as test subjects for hair and makeup products. ( Thanks PETA!)
@pixelbombed
@pixelbombed 4 жыл бұрын
They're featured in vlog channels
@360boost9
@360boost9 4 жыл бұрын
India
@mjolnir3000
@mjolnir3000 2 жыл бұрын
every time you show a baby on screen i get the urge to drop kick my monitor
@HaveANiceDayLol.
@HaveANiceDayLol. 2 жыл бұрын
I like how immediately after receiving the hammer the baby hits itself wondering if he would die from it
@seanwood5550
@seanwood5550 4 жыл бұрын
You spent the video trying to make something useful that babies can do, but it seems yours is already a pretty skilled wood worker.
@sophiaaaballz
@sophiaaaballz 4 жыл бұрын
So class, what have we learned today? Correct! Baby humans are usless and we should have giraffes babies instead
@kaeyasimp3918
@kaeyasimp3918 4 жыл бұрын
also baby humans are ugly af
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
i hope
@crazycaddn2201
@crazycaddn2201 Жыл бұрын
I love how you talk to your baby like I talk to dogs
@venus5614
@venus5614 2 жыл бұрын
your youtube videos are exactly how i write my essays… run on sentences just to get the max words i need
@j.hindle9243
@j.hindle9243 4 жыл бұрын
The Pikler triangle was invented by Emmi Pikler, a Hungarian paediatrician who specialised in the healthy development of children through movement. Her work was popularised by Magda Gerber, her student, when she moved to America and followed in her footsteps- both absolutely fascinating women who survived the persecution of Jewish people during WWII.
@lick28
@lick28 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@rexbenny1553
@rexbenny1553 4 жыл бұрын
@@lick28 You do, don't ya?
@lexiel920
@lexiel920 4 жыл бұрын
Is that Gerber, of baby food stardom?
@j.hindle9243
@j.hindle9243 4 жыл бұрын
Lexie L nope, though I thought so too initially! That was Daniel Frank Gerber.
@lesam96
@lesam96 4 жыл бұрын
And the guy on the photo is Jean Piaget, a Swiss psychologist known partly for his theories on children's psychological development
@chefdale9759
@chefdale9759 4 жыл бұрын
I’m proud to announce I have watched every single video on this channel in just one day
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
your amazing. i havent watched everyone of my videos
@joeprimachenko6807
@joeprimachenko6807 4 жыл бұрын
I found the channel today and my last video to watch is this one
@darkvoid8512
@darkvoid8512 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing 3:48, OMG THATS A SKYRIM MAP I HAVE IT TOO LOL
@rafalswiniarski3866
@rafalswiniarski3866 4 жыл бұрын
absoloute madlad
@lill1557
@lill1557 4 жыл бұрын
Sweet. Me too. Up next: Peter Caine dog training. Hilarious.
@angusmatheson8906
@angusmatheson8906 2 жыл бұрын
I am in tears remembering my two boys when they were that small. Unexpected.
@darthrib1281
@darthrib1281 2 жыл бұрын
that $150 he spent on wood is now worth $400 LOLLLLLLL
@sr.torrada1142
@sr.torrada1142 4 жыл бұрын
"Babys are useless" *Proceeds to make the baby do the project for him*
@corydorkaquariums9539
@corydorkaquariums9539 3 жыл бұрын
Am yes
@Skibidi-toilet-Gman
@Skibidi-toilet-Gman 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what you do with your babies?
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 жыл бұрын
0:03 "This is a baby human" *casually pans over a drowning child*
@tumtum4715
@tumtum4715 4 жыл бұрын
69 nice~
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 жыл бұрын
jaded-wound735 fortnite Ok, Nobody like this comment...
@DianneAlexander4858
@DianneAlexander4858 4 жыл бұрын
XenonVH you are correct
@luzvega7495
@luzvega7495 Жыл бұрын
the cuteness is strong in your smol one
@misophoniac
@misophoniac 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not from Samoa, but I’m considered moving to worship you to the fullest
@MrTrollerful
@MrTrollerful 4 жыл бұрын
other animals: we want to start surviving as soon as possible Humans: it's BIG BRAIN TIME
@shaunneyuzi5702
@shaunneyuzi5702 4 жыл бұрын
George Nice
@justas423
@justas423 4 жыл бұрын
Humans are the living embodiment of "it gets better" but instead of 50 chapters it's 2 billion years
@UrodCyka
@UrodCyka 11 ай бұрын
@@justas423 200,000 years
@justaperson5567
@justaperson5567 4 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT: baby's are built to look cute so people would like to have babys more often
@fairlyhappyjane
@fairlyhappyjane 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes baby fever. I get something similar when I see animals.
@yourresume373
@yourresume373 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's more the other way around; people's brains evolved to see baby features as cute so we'd have babies more often
@physque5460
@physque5460 3 жыл бұрын
I think human babies are perceived as cute so that adult humans would want to take care of them
@justaperson5567
@justaperson5567 3 жыл бұрын
@@physque5460 yes
@moesizlak5134
@moesizlak5134 3 жыл бұрын
@@physque5460 yh I read that somewhere
@bettyb1313
@bettyb1313 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he knew exactly what to do with tool's
@anidiotdoingstuff7092
@anidiotdoingstuff7092 Жыл бұрын
This is why im subscribed to the channel.
@taxfraud4853
@taxfraud4853 4 жыл бұрын
Baby animals were born (hours after born): **RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY MANIAC** Normal Baby humans was born (hours after born): *smiles and laugh* **10seconds later** cries.
@Fienii
@Fienii 4 жыл бұрын
Actually a newborn can't even smile nor laugh for its first weeks....
@paolognt9870
@paolognt9870 4 жыл бұрын
And poop his ass all over again
@AvoDoesStuff_
@AvoDoesStuff_ 4 жыл бұрын
*weeks
@Ploobisx
@Ploobisx 4 жыл бұрын
Babies are girls on their period
@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145
@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 4 жыл бұрын
Wow you gave a baby a dangerous hammer Good to see someone making use of babies not working
@brendengriffin2842
@brendengriffin2842 4 жыл бұрын
guy that still uses pocket watches it’s obviously not real, hammers are heavy and a young child wouldn’t be able to swing it around
@shroom7683
@shroom7683 4 жыл бұрын
r/wooosh
@lyteyearz5810
@lyteyearz5810 4 жыл бұрын
You must be fun at parties 🙄
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 4 жыл бұрын
Platic
@egkerjgfasdi282
@egkerjgfasdi282 3 жыл бұрын
Wood pattern at 8:02 on the left looks like a spider
@protomae
@protomae Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@bewareofsasquatch
@bewareofsasquatch Жыл бұрын
4:30 I don’t have kids. But at that moment I had a warm feeling of having a kid. Felt weird.
@Dhustekoficial
@Dhustekoficial 3 жыл бұрын
This guy isn't just a KZbinr, the way he scripts his videos is pure art. I'm not exagerating, its literally art
@eagleeye8237
@eagleeye8237 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AsperaZeit
@AsperaZeit 2 жыл бұрын
yes correctly observed that this very medium is art. moving pictures, something something cinématographe lumière
@corrupiola
@corrupiola 2 жыл бұрын
@@AsperaZeit You are right, sir!
@besuperiorsdontbeinferior
@besuperiorsdontbeinferior 2 жыл бұрын
@@eagleeye8237 l
@besuperiorsdontbeinferior
@besuperiorsdontbeinferior 2 жыл бұрын
@@eagleeye8237 l
@janm9211
@janm9211 4 жыл бұрын
Bossbaby- All I am going to say
@Fenditokesdialect
@Fenditokesdialect 4 жыл бұрын
So that's where that remaining 10 percent of babies are hmm?
@Praxis4RageBaiting
@Praxis4RageBaiting 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fenditokesdialect child actors and models
@Fenditokesdialect
@Fenditokesdialect 4 жыл бұрын
@@Praxis4RageBaiting really? so that would mean 1/10 babies are models and actors? I think that's a little unlikely
@Praxis4RageBaiting
@Praxis4RageBaiting 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fenditokesdialect yes, but not your babies /s
@Fenditokesdialect
@Fenditokesdialect 4 жыл бұрын
@@Praxis4RageBaiting oh someone's a diva
@chenkunnie
@chenkunnie 2 жыл бұрын
Clever camera work.
@anonthe-third2367
@anonthe-third2367 Жыл бұрын
Dumping a heap of wood shavings next next to your extension chord outlet, classic Idat
@salrodriguez5300
@salrodriguez5300 4 жыл бұрын
Fixing the world 1 problem at a time
@peterzingler6221
@peterzingler6221 4 жыл бұрын
More. Like a third world problem since Africa is growing by 1 million people a week
@tuleachor387
@tuleachor387 4 жыл бұрын
My baby is unemployed and this video helped get him a job!!!! Thanks lmao
@lead_tv
@lead_tv 4 жыл бұрын
But your 12...
@mikahrandall5588
@mikahrandall5588 4 жыл бұрын
@@monke811 you're're
@mike-nc4fq
@mike-nc4fq 4 жыл бұрын
Oogie Boogie you’re’re’re*
@justaguywithbadlambchops9820
@justaguywithbadlambchops9820 4 жыл бұрын
mike lollol you're're're're
@tuleachor387
@tuleachor387 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Bousaada you’re’re’re’re’re
@benisjamin6583
@benisjamin6583 Жыл бұрын
Imagine, instead of having a few low quality baby photos of yourself in a scrapbook, you had HD videos of your cuteness on KZbin with millions of views...
@scoobybag1072
@scoobybag1072 3 жыл бұрын
Wow he has such dedication to his videos he got a whole baby just for this one
@sometaly2053
@sometaly2053 4 жыл бұрын
Being this fast is my only lifetime accomplishment and I’m proud
@litt1534
@litt1534 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were fat but you said fast...
@THEDARKSOLDER2
@THEDARKSOLDER2 4 жыл бұрын
atemós atena You were so fast you watched the video 1 hour earlier before it was posted . You commented 2 hours ago and the video was posted 1 hour ago.
@sanpurutekisuto6709
@sanpurutekisuto6709 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@chaio_7021
@chaio_7021 4 жыл бұрын
The way that baby used that miter saw was irresponsible, and frankly personally insulting
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 4 жыл бұрын
i will buy him some gloves
@Bleatedbowl2704
@Bleatedbowl2704 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing Finger only gloves
@Sauspreme
@Sauspreme 2 жыл бұрын
I happened to notice your skyrim map there at 3:47. Todd Howard would be proud.
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