How to Get Away with Saying Awful Things (feat. Craig Ferguson) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

[@doncurtis3402]

Craig is a riot! Miss his late night! He runs circles around what we got today...

[@Leftyotism]

Why do you hate Trevor Noah?

[@doncurtis3402]

@@Leftyotism, who said I hated him? I just prefer Craig Ferguson.

[@Leftyotism]

not quite : >

[@Outplayedqt]

Ferguson and Conan will go down as the late night legends

[@quasarsphere]

I'm so ridiculously old, I remember when Craig Ferguson was Bing Hitler.

[@josephfreeman9687]

Nikki, I love how raw, uncensored, honest and human you are. I love your work.

[@jb34304]

You know Geoff has a little pad in Nashville. He goes there about once a year. Nikki you should come over sometime! Go throw some beads at people. Go swimming. Just Geoff, you, TOGETHER! And Nikki, download lastpass... P.S. Balls

[@KimsLantern]

SmallTownGamer I love you.

[@KimsLantern]

They can haff a smoke and partake of the Daffy Dook and ze Betty Boop.

[@Leftyotism]

Geoff is not waterproof and needs a cable! Why do you want to kill Nikki Glaser? D:

[@javasoccernut]

G e o f f has a pad almost everywhere

[@DotBone89]

Careful, Icarus!

[@rickkarrer8370]

I miss Craig more than most people in my life lol

[@luketaylormusic2807]

I do miss watching Craig very much. My father is Scottish, an immigrant, his family from Glasgow, where Craig is from. I loved to watch Craig's monologues with my father, and I have the fondest memories of it. One of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life was in one of Craig's monologues, and one of the funniest skits I've ever seen was Sean Connery's Cajun Kitchen. Cheers :)

[@makatron]

What did we learn on the show tonight Craig? Meeeoww! 🐱

[@firepaint33]

Immediately went on amazon and bought the book for my dad because of this...

[@depressedtv]

not that this has anything to do with this or that.. but does your dad or you like Norm MacDonald? His "memoir" ("Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir") is really good and funny.

[@theshuggie]

I miss Craig in late night so much! One of my favorite shows ever. His past two books were phenomenal as well! I’ll be picking up his new one for sure!

[@vikgeorge7562]

The start of this, I couldn't help but think of "it's like Jay Leno as a fly." LOL love this guy

[@KimsLantern]

I’m so glad I got to see Craig do standup at least once back in April before he leaves. Great man. Stud muffin, too.

[@haggispouch8123]

He is going back on tour doing stand-up in North America in September after he wraps the Kathie Lee movie.

[@KimsLantern]

Haggis Pouch Awwww yiss!! Thanks for mentioning!!!!

[@cdgins]

Sweet to hear that Craig mentored Nikki. Another reason to like Craigy Ferg.

[@piesusan17]

Craig has mentored so many and gave people their careers. It is terribly sweet and kind

[@MissStevenSmith]

Craig is still the ultimate daddy! Getting hotter and hotter as he becomes older

[@mobucks555]

Watching Craig Ferguson make women melt will never get old. He doesn't even try, and that's why it works.

[@jarrettfinney4882]

I’m 26 and Craig’s my fucking idol. Such a goddamn player. I’d love getting that book for Christmas

[@jharwell626]

9 minutes in and no sex talk. I'm... impressed. Thank you, Craig Ferguson.

[@nikolalutov8898]

Mate, Craig Ferguson is simply THE man...

[@paulworkswellwithothers9735]

He was the best, we miss him so much, and we're celebrating you

[@dallashorn1997]

Wow, Craig looks amazing! I miss his late night show. Totally going to check out your books Craig! You're so handsome and charming! Call me ; ) lol

[@leesalt]

They should just change this whole show to Nikki and Craig hosting. Don't even need guests anymore.

[@detdatho]

I am one of these people who really miss Craig. Loved his book American on Purpose. Nikki should really read it.

[@pja36]

Between the Bridge and the River is interesting as well.

[@WoodstockTBL]

LOL, it's like Nikki and her friends are interviewing the guy from "Split" - This is the awesome.

[@Footjones]

One of the most entertaining people I can think of, and this woman prattles on about absolutely nothing. Love Craig and the ten words he was able to squeeze in.

[@piesusan17]

Thank you, Nikki. You brought the silly out of Craig!

[@godbluffvdgg]

The funniest thing, Craig Ferguson, in his illustrious career has done is on the Drew Carey Show when he goes to Rehab for coke Abuse and Drew and co. go to visit him and he's doing Needle point as part of recovery...Drew was all happy for him as he goes to show his handiwork; He reveals one of those "Home Sweet Home" needlepoints but his says "God I miss Coke"...That was so cutting edge on TV back then...

[@1972Georges]

Nikki and Craig! Love you guys! you make a perfect fit.

[@rjphilla]

No they don't. Craig dumbed it down for her. She couldn't even pretend to keep up with him.

[@veggigoddess]

Can't think of anything worse than recommended a book for people who love watching and listening to Craig Ferguson😂

[@mats7492]

i wanna reach the Craig Ferguson level of "IDGAF"

[@DMDM-dc9ep]

that was a pleasure :) thank you!

[@grega9595]

The extra part at the end is becoming my guilty pleasure/favorite part

[@kbjonesma]

Craig is the funniest comic. So on the cuff with funny response

[@Braselton21]

3:00 Confirm he sounds like Maurice from GTA San Andreas :D "Gardening with Maurice"

[@Activated_Complex]

Dude needs a podcast. As much as I love Dirty Jobs, my favorite work from Mike Rowe has been in his podcast era. Craigy Ferg would be brilliant at it.

[@Tcrror]

He has a podcast, unless it ended.

[@Activated_Complex]

Right on. I’ll check it out. Thanks for the tip.

[@piesusan17]

@@Tcrror His podcast ended

[@hardyharr9377]

Anything with Karryn is awesome

[@jacobbocab]

The legend himself

[@gabrielsilvas7105]

I needed this collab

[@VideosByCal]

His Jim Gaffigan impression... WOW.

[@nattanunsangkasaba8991]

Craig please comes back Craig!!!!!!! you have that crazy charm!!!!!!! New whatever old or new is not as important as you. Funny Scottish smile helps the world and the moonshine

[@timo9007]

This is amazing

[@zross9]

And Sirius rubs it in to show how lacking the Bonfire is when it comes to ad reads

[@l-train7876]

I’m born and raised in SoCal, no one goes outside after an earthquake and wonders when they can go back inside.

[@mikehuang1131]

Andrew, you look like mark ruffalo in those sunglasses.

[@kellese0105worth]

This video title is perfect for all the beauty community drama

[@barryhohman195]

Boy I miss Craig’s show on tv!

[@averagejoe181]

Here's Craig doing a dozen godawful voices and then all of a sudden he whips out a perfect Jim Gaffigan

[@TooTeenagers]

I MISS CRAIG!! ❤

[@maxcherkasskikh5960]

Nikki is such a darling. Love her. Got to meet her at work last week and she was super super nice. Was very conversational and down to earth. Craig is such a ball buster. Love him. Shame he's not really doing anything at the moment. He has a true natural talent for doing stand up, hosting and other related stuff!

[@DW-hp2nf]

He needs a radio show!!

[@meghananagaraju1851]

Why does it feel like they've hooked up at least once before? Why am I shipping them!? 🤦😂😂

[@maxcherkasskikh5960]

No surprise if that were the actual case. Hahhaha...

[@SpruntForever]

I thought the same thing. Body language says she's defensive. Arms crossed and body turned away. Only time I've seen her this way...

[@avjake]

Of course, the Hitachi wand costs $69. Craig really can Improv like no one else.

[@robf6105]

Not to be confused with the Hibachi Wand, which can cause painful burning and itching.

[@kevinmontgomery1383]

@@robf6105 I thought I smelled something!

[@cmicerzz]

I mean Nikki is good, and it just shows how great Craig Ferguson is. Wit and can go off about everything.

[@ryana42]

password manager, saved your life nikki. thank me later :P

[@tymeryder7264]

Craig is just the best.

[@dougthemoleman]

Craig was the best talk show host.

[@nattanunsangkasaba8991]

Ö lala! I also had a lot of fun watching this. Since watching him in Drew Carey’s show an his talks late late night talk shows! He was the most unpredictable! I recommend anyone check his host stuffs!

[@RGVNC]

Home is where your heart is...I prefer the term Hermit Chic

[@dudeitsdietz]

Nikki kills it as usual. Craig was great too.

[@JosephHaubert]

Does Nikki need anyone there. She is non stop talking here. Luckily Craig knows how to insert himself in a clever way into conversations.

[@antm505]

Ive tried crystal litter before. Had way more dust than traditional litter.

[@Lexor888]

Where's the timestamp?

[@michael_lumb]

OUCH!! AT 24:30 I JUST LAUGHED WHILE TAKING A SIP OF MY BEER AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE BEER CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. I spit it out all over my bed and my nose is burning. I don't even watch Nikki all that much (no offense) but that cracked me tf up for some reason

[@demitrisolvinski]

Lesson learned? Don't drink beer.

[@tomwood3794]

James Bond uses the wand. To mix his drinks. Shaken not stirred.

[@wubranch1]

Nikki is the cutest.

[@bridgidigital]

Craig's the fucking best. He wins at everything.

[@kellykonoske91]

There is NOTHING on late night tv since Craig Fergusen left.

[@yavapaircclipsoff-road25]

Kelly Konoske no kidding I miss playful flirting in interviews, today even Nikki a sex comic was ignoring all of Craig's playful flirts.

[@willionaire77]

Everyone knows... Nashville's is for p.... 😂😂😂

[@matthenry2564]

Nice timestamps dude.

[@ArthurdosSantos]

What microphone is that?

[@squidcaps4308]

Reddit still loves Craig.

[@BPB9973952]

Too much over laughing

[@johnteill_]

This guy is fucking awesome

[@l-train7876]

What are they talking about at 10:00? Did one of them interview drunk Liam Neeson??

[@joshholmes877]

No, but they are referencing that whole drama

[@sebrussell]

A while back Neeson was doing an interview and decided to tell a story of how when he was young he almost did a hate crime. I think he was saying that someone he knew was either beaten up or raped (can't remember which, either way it was horrible) by an unidentified black man, so Neeson decided to get a bat and wander the streets and look for a random black guy he could murder for vengeance (because that makes sense apparently). Supposedly the reason he didn't murder anyone was not because he saw the light, but because during a night of roaming the streets he never found a victim and it was only hours later that he finally decided that indiscriminate murder was maybe not the best solution to the problem. I'd look up the original interview, because I'm writing this off memory from when the story first came out months ago, so I likely got details wrong.

[@embmargiotta4706]

Love ferguson

[@TheNextSeraph]

2 Minutes in... I want a show where Craig Ferguson voices a CGI Kitty

[@geffcassuto]

kerryn!!

[@jackmcdaniel1548]

It is very good to know that beets cause stomach cancer or does stomach cancer cause beets?

[@jawnjacob7573]

I'm homeless and actually a LOT of people try to look homeless. Pretty much every expensive food dish started out as peasant food. All modern forms of music are rehacked versions of music created by poor people. This list of things society hijacks from the impoverished is actually quite long

[@wickedwookie3864]

Craig Come Back! Thanks to KZbin I can get my fix, I would love some New Content! Come to the internet! Wait come for the Internet....BALLS!

[@hughsnyder891]

I miss Sid the rabbit puppet among other characters like Jeff the robot and the horse . Also all of the actresses from all around the world.

[@makatron]

Geoff the robot

[@eemoogee160]

Wow. The air quality in LA is driving people away. Don't really hear much about it. Wonder why...

[@ericdowns1]

Nikki the camera works a little rough man

[@eirei0789]

I'm sorry, but going through plastic surgery being 'brave' is a load of bullshit. That's like saying going to the dentist, or going for your tetanus shots requires actual courage. Other than that, that was a delightful conversation. The amount of times Craig has brought up his interview with Desmond Tutu really shows how important that meeting was, and how much it must have meant to him. Also, I'll need to look up clips of Nikki's appearances in Craig's show later.

[@photodog13]

I love Craig’s humor but Nikki can fly me in to a city anytime.

[@HobbesChris]

I miss Craig

[@tomwood3794]

Yes, don't eat beets. But say no to stomach cancer as well.

[@patrickholman9546]

I'm homeless and I don't wanna look homeless. But if you give me a fur coat , I'd sell it!

[@slywolfe]

*WHY THE FUCK DOES CRAIG NOT HAVE A PODCAST?!*

[@redrocker1055]

Since Robin Williams died Craig Ferguson is the funniest guy on the planet.

[@leereissig6510]

Nikki Glaser, voice of Tommy Pickles.

[@jackula123]

Who was the name of the Irish drunk guest?

[@84Elenai]

Liam Neeson I guess

[@michaelorozco9761]

it's to bad he left tv late night but really let's be honest he wanted the main slot, he didn't get on his knees enough for Hollywood really just the opposite so they gave it to someone else. Sad really I miss Geoff I miss the horse I miss the amazing interviews that didn't pander. Oh I miss the dancing hair ladies ;)

[@CarlosBeo]

"Getting work done to your face as a woman I think is actually the bravest thing you can do." This is the most stupid thing I ever heard in my life

[@portlandsamber]

Someone forgot to bring their sense of humor to the comedy show. 😉

[@CarlosBeo]

@@portlandsamber Nah, I used to find her very funny, and was excited about her talking to Craig, but I don't know for some reason she just always steers the conversation to that one dimensional superficial persona. her tv show was great

[@84Elenai]

@@CarlosBeo I feel the same Carlos. It's not that I despise her, I just find her really self-absorbed and superficial, that's all. Still, sometimes she can make me laugh because of her honesty, so I appreciate that

[@thedude9014]

Bits made me had my first finger up my bum ... and last for the moment

[@javasoccernut]

We miss you on TV craigie Fergie

[@roywall8169]

When the guest is exponentially better at everything, than the host.....

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

When the commenter is jealous and their comment reveals more about them than their target.

[@RebelTheUncanny1]

Damn. Freehams is lookin' pretty good.

[@cbmcfly32]

Craig found Just 4 Men shampoo

[@contecrayononpaper]

This should've been funny.

[@zerocoolcat]

I hate it when they talk about people as if they weren’t there...

[@user-ci1bg6nz8c]

That fucking laugh gave me a brain aneurysm!

[@jnhln5796]

Craig!