How to Sneak Pets into the Movies

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[@MadamFoogie]

Imagine how terrified animals would be listening to cinema-grade speakers blasting away.

[@androidmk5987]

Guess bringing a snail could work since their deaf

[@MadamFoogie]

@@androidmk5987 Funny you should mention that, because I keep pet garden snails. They're very cute, and help with my garden composting. I have five adults at the moment, and can't wait for them to start breeding again.

[@blackparademistress1]

@@androidmk5987 *they’re

[@bdl2157]

Obviously I’m bringing my hamster, Jammy, to see G-Force. He must see how powerful he can become, he must rule over the world with a hunger for electronic blood

[@TrashTVTreasures]

This is funny

[@davidlevesquesr3341]

@@TrashTVTreasures your reply is not

[@bdl2157]

David Levesque Sr Nichole is very funny

[@--Io--]

@@bdl2157 B D L is very funny

[@ethan_1418]

G force isn’t in theaters anymore dumbass

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Gonna use that trick to sneak my ant farm into the movies

[@marmelaota1703]

The voice of the narrator gets more annoying the longer you watch. I almost lost it when that girl got her lemon drink on the bar. My head was about to explode

[@hatthat4789]

Id be more confused on why a blind man is going to the movies

[@rulerworld1289]

Maybe it's a silent film

[@presleylindsey5342]

exactly!

[@phospher3037]

I'm probably gonna get Wooshed, But they do have descriptive audio for people who are blind. They give you a special pair of headphones so you can listen.

[@ErwinNieuwenburg]

It was probably a "feel-good" movie.

[@herowithgun8888]

It’s in Braille

[@Fu3g0.100]

4:22 Guy in black on the left of the screen completely removed the fake popcorn top. This is so meta

[@OfficialGiannaAurora]

Plz make fun of Mac and Me. Its a movie about a kid in a wheelchair that be friends a alien. But the best part is his negligent mother....... you'll see what I mean

[@irishjoe2941]

Definitely worth a watch

[@Rachaer]

the whole movie is just a coca cola ad

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Drew Gooden has already made a review of it, I recommend it

[@OfficialGiannaAurora]

@@kevinsundelin8639 cool

[@alfredvickers4054]

Excuse me, but that movie is the best. Better than ET!

[@Daniel_Dickens]

I love bringing my pet shark to the new Jaws movie. It's better if both people in the movie or in the theater die from the Shark. You'll never know because it's in 3D.

[@tanmanstudios]

“Honey, tell the kids to get ready, we’re going to see Endgame!” “Ok babe, let me grab the dog.” “What do we need the dog for?” “He loves Iron Man, duh.”

[@whatclub3934]

That was a sad dog by the end

[@Geckey53]

That dating two girls thing is an old cliche that always give me so much anxiety. I hate the feeling of knowing they’re gonna get caught.

[@ErwinNieuwenburg]

Most of these pets aren't safe if someone decides to bring his reticulated python.

[@rachmaninovwasemo2313]

So there is once thing I can explain: snail mucin is very popular in Korean skincare right now.

[@vinhqiu]

It shouldn't be ;;

[@rachmaninovwasemo2313]

@@vinhqiu I don't know. I've heard it has some amazing healing qualities for people with inflammatory skin diseases.

[@crog6372]

👁👄👁

[@Youreamess]

Very popular Asian skincare ingredient. My mother in law is Chinese and use it. She turned me on to it and it's great.

[@vinhqiu]

@@rachmaninovwasemo2313 i mean its actually false, it doesnt work just like golden masks and other shits like that

[@somedude1561]

Disliked the animal video, didn't even have a life hack for sneaking my pet orangutan into the theater. How not inclusive of them.

[@DraculaSpectacula]

Just dress him up in some kid's clothes and claim him as your son. If they question you, act super offended that they're saying your kid looks like an orangutan.

[@CatmunistCom]

@@DraculaSpectacula yes, say he has a medical condition

[@casper6405]

@@CatmunistCom he as orangotitus

[@casper6405]

Ah finally I can take my Lion to the lion king remake He killed everyone he hated the movie not surprised actually

[@borbgorbon]

But my bearded dragon really wants to see sky high

[@ricktenner1336]

I'm going to bring Death, my doberman puppy

[@dwarfbunni]

My dad straight up pretended to be blind because our car broke down and we had to bus home with our dog so he walked straight into the bus stop with our completely untrained dog. It sadly worked. -_- I was mortified

[@Vanessa-xx3yz]

The usher looks like Bella Thorne if she didn't do so many drugs.

[@zoodders5426]

They have officially gone insane at this point.

[@sreejandutta1174]

The dislike is from the guy who tried the tricks

[@bloof5455]

Can we talk about the movie posters in the background.

[@shadows-sweet-embrace]

The fucking Mummy Reborn!

[@wespapes2054]

For real. Half of them are garbage knockoffs, some are real movies, and Boo Hoo Story.

[@TrashTVTreasures]

BOO HOO

[@TheCrunkulous]

SPIDERS 3D

[@blakiddo9691]

My man was able to buy 2 iPhones with like 4 twenty dollar bills, LEGEND

[@hunmen4737]

Sneaking in Skyrim 5:56

[@Pete_the_Fuzzball]

That voice is so grating on my brain, why can't she just chill out a bit rather than screeching every line, it sounds like those kids doll adverts voiceover.

[@floopismcfloorpus4396]

5:45 Gets me every time.... It’s just like: How to sneak your pet into the movie theatre: Step 1): *DESIGN AND DEVELOP FULLY FUNCTIONAL CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY* Step 2): *Sneak your pet in*

[@hhleo2632]

I can use honey to sneak my bees in the movies.

[@thatonemajin3578]

That bodyguard does not get paid enough.

[@Bruno-wy9es]

Pretend to be blind when going to see a movie. Works very well

[@NikkiElle]

The guy dating two girls scenario is basically a ripoff of Archie (the bartender’s name as well), Betty and Veronica 🙄

[@someonetgg]

0:54 Everybody gangsta, till the entire theater room is filled with furries.

[@newt9039]

I love how they didn't question a BLIND man is trying to SEE a movie

[@iiotto6237]

What do you mean, he sees through the dog’s eyes

[@DraculaSpectacula]

I love that they called the hamster in the beginning everything but a hamster.

[@LoreleiCatherine]

I paused at 2:50 and noticed the movie posters. LOL! For the record, baby ducks are DEMANDING! They eat almost constantly. At least mine did....R.I.P. Darkwing...

[@lewiefilms01]

You then see Joe Exotic walking in with his tiger.

[@kassemir]

So like. If he handed her his phone, it'd have his contacts, photos and messages on it. That's like the worst idea possible :D

[@jaden_dot_jpg]

Man, I hate when people sneak snacks into the theater.

[@someonetgg]

Capitalist pigs.

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

🤨

[@soulsymphony5111]

I have been on youtube for over 16 years now and never have I followed a KZbinr. You guys are hella funny, thanks for introducing me to this shit reaction stuff, it never occurred to me I would enjoy it this much.

[@HollyElizabethian]

My theater lets anyone bring in pets. People don’t even hide them anymore. It’s mainly dogs. But I’ve seen one cat and my boyfriend got me a phone before we were even together XD

[@michaeldietz9026]

i love how the first three animals they bring are known for literally shitting over everything.

[@danielleclements9052]

I loved how the bodyguard hit him in the face with the flowers when he looked at his watch. Haha

[@assgremlin]

4:24 It reminds me of that one torture thing fom the past in which they put rats on people's stomachs, then strap a bucket over them and place hot stones on top of it so the rats would be desperate to get out which resulted into them scratching and biting into tortured person's stomach...

[@Synthia17]

Pretend to be a blind person, to you know... Watch some movies with your dog.

[@user-vh2ok4wc5g]

as someone who works at a movie theater... please god do not bring your animals.

[@leftlionlisa3483]

These videos are just Florida Man headlines waiting to happen, 😆

[@donnydynamic3457]

been binging these videos, its comforting

[@wormdeath]

how can you constantly listen to that voice

[@donnydynamic3457]

@@wormdeath which one cant you stand bionicpigs or elvis?

[@wormdeath]

@@donnydynamic3457 I thought you meant the channel they were covering lol

[@donnydynamic3457]

@@wormdeath no i meant alienbacon videos :) just realized it looks like i meant that channel, whoops

[@wormdeath]

@@donnydynamic3457 you're good, alienbacon is a good channel to binge

[@mewmew1714]

OH WHOS HERE!? MUST BE THE WIND I GUESS!!!

[@Youreamess]

I should have brought my dog to the marvel movies, considering he's named after one of the characters.

[@oncerand_directioner]

Do you think he would have responded to hearing his name being said in the movies?

[@AlectheWookiee]

Anybody else notice @4:20, the guy on the left side of the screen starts eating the entire top of his popcorn? 😂

[@Dbunk0]

Just wait until kids watching this loose their hamsters under hundreds of seats in a pitch black room. And get arrested for posing as the police

[@krystencabbage1032]

I feel like the actual life hack for how to date two women at once is polyamory, because if you have open communication about your relationships, it’s more ethical than cheating, and also you don’t have to sneak around and hide shit.

[@krystencabbage1032]

Also the chick is totally also dating her security guard

[@katiedoodles]

Facts 👏🏻

[@technne-gu1yu]

Or just date one person and not be a sloot, that's all poly means you want to be dixked down by like 4 guys, the relationship never works out ever

[@krystencabbage1032]

@@technne-gu1yu I know a lot of people it has worked out for, who have had relationships that lasted just as long as monogamous ones. Also there's nothing wrong with being a sloot. And bold of you to assume I want to get dicked down by only four guys lol.

[@rowdybee]

@@krystencabbage1032 disgusting yaaqq

[@lordylord8094]

1:51 is a certified hood classic

[@DestielSnot]

The fact that so many of you are confused about a blind person going to the movies (or don't think they can go) is a little concerning lol. Their ears do work, and some movie theaters offer AD for people who are blind or don't have the best vision.

[@patrickstar1852]

Bringing your hedgehog to see Sonic

[@corkscrewbricks7981]

I am addicted to ducks and chickens, and I can confirm that I bring my ducks in a dome on my stomach to the movies.

[@davidseverum]

Blind man going to the movies 👍🏻

[@jeffcavaliere1571]

Yes I too would believe that a BLIND person is going to WATCH a movie

[@nrgbunni.]

Jeff Cavaliere blind people go to the movies they just listen instead of watching

[@firesnake5686]

Ah yes I do love going to see a movie as a blind man. Come right in!

[@brendenwalter9970]

I have one instance of two girls "dating" me at once it was like 2nd grade and they were having a competition to see who was cute or something like that. So that was the one instance and I wish it never happened.

[@enzyme42]

in soviet russia the hamster takes you to the movies

[@Milkjiest]

UKRAINE*** NOT RUSSIA

[@alyssiataylor546]

Imma take my pet snails to the movie with me now. Thank you TroomTroom, you've changed my life

[@mixopw]

7:16 Blind person.. goes to the movie theater to WATCH a movie.. lmao

[@ramshacklerozza]

4:47 that duck noise

[@jayhawk4395]

For the whole duration of the video.... I just had my jaw dropped and my eyes couldn't believe what they were looking at.... 🤯

[@joshreed2369]

Honestly the butler is the best part

[@christina1553]

yes, because pretending to be a blind person watching a movie makes so much sense

[@lisi7153]

Troom troom gave up before actually trying

[@moxiemaxie3543]

No one gonna talk about the Movie posters in the background?!?! I love them

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

The poor bunny would actually die of fright.

[@shadows-sweet-embrace]

Spiders 3D, The City is Crawling

[@flinchfu]

My brain is like "This is so irritating. Why are you making me watch this?"

[@alesbianhotmess]

Snails slime actually helps reduce wrinkling. It's use in a lot of expensive wrinkle lotions and shit.

[@garretreville7534]

I’d totally believe that a blind man is going to WATCH a movie

[@yourlordandfailure6768]

Let’s not question the blind man tryna go WATCH a movie☠️

[@PhilipWester]

Ending of the WooHoo videos: The two girls start dating each other. The guy gets double teamed by the dad and bodyguard and loves it.

[@internetrat.4738]

As an Ashley, I am truely scared-

[@turbostoner]

I've watched literally every alienbacon video. And my life it better as a result. Thanks for helping me through quarantine, guys ❤

[@milkysteroids9903]

The blind guy sneaks a dog into the theatre so the dog can tell him about the movie

[@borbgorbon]

7:12 a blind man going to a movie is like a deaf person going to a concert

[@prettycultleader]

you can still enjoy the sights and vibrations and some deaf ppl can actually hear abt 10% so it’s loud enough that they can actually kinda hear it lol

[@theantisocials]

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!!! I’M THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS SUGGESTION

[@amethystrose2671]

I’m pretty sure bringing your animal to a movie theater is violating some sort of health regulation

[@jv64productions71]

Who's sneaking pets into movies?

[@casper6405]

Time to take my elephant Gonna use the hat trick

[@yungjeweler7913]

I died at lol that voice 3:17

[@jareddangelo347]

"3 sizes too big" bruh they are called high waisted pants

[@katiedoodles]

Alright I won’t lie the kitten part was actually kinda funny

[@IMayBeSlightlyAutism]

this didn't have a life hack on how to speak my axolotl in. So axolotlist

[@zombiesociety3683]

When she said it must be the wind anyone else think of a skyrim guard with a arrow in his head

[@emo2042]

Nice new vid. Bionic pig losing it over troom troom

[@jeffypeters333]

Sadly, when they said “who dates 2 girls at the same time” just reminded me of my buddy in high school. He could never date just 1 girl, the ridiculous part was that both girls went to the same high school, just in different grades and he pulled it off for like an entire year! And didn’t just do it once, it happened multiple years, and continued outside of high school as well. I don’t know if these girls were just in constant denial or just dumb, but man being his best friend was a full time job!!!

[@lydiaking6341]

I guess it's too much effort to just rent a movie and watch it with your pet at home

[@epicgamer4062]

The only time you would need a pet is if it’s a service pet oh wait they let those in

[@stansmith9790]

It’s reasons like this I’m happy that there’s no more movie theaters quit being children no one needs a fucking pet in the goddamn movie theater

[@josephomega9799]

Troom Troom is the Disney channel adaption of the Dad universe.

[@ieatpigeons5804]

Actually the mucas of the snail gives a moisturizing property.

[@sab3re]

2:42 faze banks?

[@JuiceMaestro]

Only thing I'm worried abt is some kid watching the video and trying to sneak their small rodent into the movies only for them to drop it and for the poor thing to get stepped on

[@JessicaRiveraJessicaMitchell]

Why would you take a pet to the movies?

[@darkshade2k7]

Animals can't figure out how to use the blu ray player

[@elisionite2629]

Troom Troom videos feel like watching a malfunctioning AI attempt to write a 3rd grade school play, in real time.

[@StalgiaJTrnsfrm]

These two ALWAYS have my stomach hurting and gasping for air

[@captainsupermaket8003]

This is the great is channel colab